Physics-Driven Valentine's Simulator - Table Manners (Northernlion Tries)

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  • @dontuserachelslurs
    @dontuserachelslurs 5 років тому +189

    There's such a simple joy in items being yeeted off the table the instant their function has been served

    • @MelodicTurtleMetal
      @MelodicTurtleMetal 5 років тому +7

      Good restaurant idea. No table clearing, all customers are expected to throw everything in the floor

  • @legion999
    @legion999 5 років тому +118

    Dude, this is actually a really funny episode. NL's making this game a lot better.

  • @juniorzhao3426
    @juniorzhao3426 5 років тому +48

    ‘Finest bottle of your cheapest wine’ haha

    • @andrewp6738
      @andrewp6738 3 роки тому +1

      i’m definitely stealing this in the future

  • @mgthabo123
    @mgthabo123 5 років тому +107

    "We're going to keep going down Emma alley"
    NL, behave.

  • @atmaximum
    @atmaximum 5 років тому +19

    NL being left-handed but using the mouse with his right hand explains A LOT

  • @beatlesrol456
    @beatlesrol456 5 років тому +37

    One of the funniest NL tries to date, thanks for the company and pogs brother

  • @Felipe-hl6nh
    @Felipe-hl6nh 5 років тому +153

    Boomer that has been out of the scene for decades tries dating apps

  • @ryanpeeples6998
    @ryanpeeples6998 5 років тому +69

    I hate how the eyes track the hand so creepily

    • @Kryptnyt
      @Kryptnyt 5 років тому +25

      You go on a date with a disembodied floating hand, and tell me where your eyes are supposed to go.

  • @CatCubed
    @CatCubed 5 років тому +30

    "Do you swipe right or do you swipe right?"

  • @IBlack04
    @IBlack04 5 років тому +15

    "I don't necessarily support seasoning your own steak to be honest"... NL's a frickin' cop, dude.

  • @cppilgram
    @cppilgram 5 років тому +44

    "We're gonna keep going down Emma alley"
    Little Brother spam in chat, please.

    • @Doomroar
      @Doomroar 5 років тому +1

      19:17 He's seeing some ladies tonight that should be having his baby, baby.

  • @AzureFlash
    @AzureFlash 5 років тому +22

    I'm looking forward to the sequel by NL Entertainment, Deli Manners, a physics-driven societal collapse simulator

    • @no-tj8ee
      @no-tj8ee 5 років тому +2

      under rated comment lmao

  • @jamma246
    @jamma246 5 років тому +27

    I was hoping that he'd start just flicking lit matches at his dates.

  • @Emtsan
    @Emtsan 5 років тому +6

    The fact that you didn’t try to throw the knife at anyone disappoints me.

  • @josephlynch7655
    @josephlynch7655 5 років тому +156

    Uh...Finley's a dude.

    • @kooler221
      @kooler221 5 років тому +81

      The heart wants what the heart wants

    • @josephlynch7655
      @josephlynch7655 5 років тому +17

      @@kooler221Yeah except Ryan thought he was on a date with a woman.

    • @SilverPockets22
      @SilverPockets22 5 років тому +24

      Joseph Lynch 2020. New decade, same problems. Best game this year so far. Very immersive.

    • @bellial974
      @bellial974 5 років тому +13

      Every character looks like a dude

    • @Kryptnyt
      @Kryptnyt 5 років тому +14

      I am unsure as to Finley's gender.

  • @NateOfUSA
    @NateOfUSA 5 років тому +23

    Out of my freaking mind

  • @badcatbad
    @badcatbad 5 років тому

    "What do you think I do for a living?"
    "I think you are esports legend Nor Thernlion. Buy me a lambo."

  • @Keegan3005
    @Keegan3005 5 років тому +6

    31 year old boomer tries tinder, yeets beach walking millenials into the stratosphere

  • @MrLego3160
    @MrLego3160 5 років тому +56

    "does swiping right mean swiping to the right or swiping things so they go to the right"

    • @shebeep
      @shebeep 5 років тому +25

      move thine finger from the westernmost fifth of the device towards the east at a rapid pace. thou will yeet their avatar to the right.

    • @MrLego3160
      @MrLego3160 5 років тому +15

      @@shebeep Jokes on you, im facing south.

    • @gwynmoth3940
      @gwynmoth3940 5 років тому +7

      I had to ask the same question and no one understand me. If you swipe up on a website, the scroll goes down, so that's where the confusion lies. It's like "objects in mirror are closer than they appear"

    • @MrLego3160
      @MrLego3160 5 років тому +3

      @@gwynmoth3940 if you swipe up on a website, the website goes up.

    • @Blakbox92
      @Blakbox92 5 років тому +4

      Honestly I'm 100% Millennial and the terminology gives me momentary boomerbrain:
      "Is swiping left a gesture from the outside left edge of the screen to the centre or from the centre of the screen to the left edge?"

  • @lLenn2
    @lLenn2 5 років тому +3

    "Swipe to the right or swipe things so they go in the right direction"
    Those are the same thing, NL! You are truly a boomer!

  • @Alylion
    @Alylion 5 років тому

    NL playing date sims is just so good. This, the robot one, shape shifting detective, all great.

  • @MonkeyJazz75
    @MonkeyJazz75 5 років тому +8

    This was pricelessly funny and I wish we could see so much more

  • @HighLanderPonyYT
    @HighLanderPonyYT 5 років тому +30

    Killer banter but this game would probably drive me mad... constantly being someone's errand boi. Plus the two runs showed so little variety that my guess is that this'd get old really fast. Neat idea though.

    • @AdrianVM19
      @AdrianVM19 5 років тому +3

      I agree. This is a great idea. I also really liked the graphics style! I thought maybe a co-op version where the other player controls another hand + harder tasks would be really fun! Kinda like playing octodad

    • @MelodicTurtleMetal
      @MelodicTurtleMetal 5 років тому

      I don't know, some bad dates might be fun. Smack a girl/guy in the face, throw everything around the restaurant, pour wine in their hair, smoother their food in unwarranted seasoning

    • @GodlikeGamersz
      @GodlikeGamersz 5 років тому +7

      There are different restaurants. There's a sushi restaurant with a conveyer belt you have to grab orders off etc.

    • @HighLanderPonyYT
      @HighLanderPonyYT 5 років тому +1

      @@GodlikeGamersz noice

    • @sarahmellinger3335
      @sarahmellinger3335 6 місяців тому +1

      @@GodlikeGamersz classic 👩

  • @acampinglamp
    @acampinglamp 5 років тому

    "Lets put it on the side not everyone likes it on the meat"
    Proceeds to put it almost exclusively on the meat

  • @MelodicTurtleMetal
    @MelodicTurtleMetal 5 років тому +1

    NL! One bad date please. I want to see you season a steak with matches, order what YOU want, throw a bottle at her when she asks for it. How much can you order? Crash the game with pizza

  • @angelaud7312
    @angelaud7312 5 років тому +3

    i know y’all saw at 19:30 that lionPride

  • @Checometer
    @Checometer 5 років тому +43

    Oh god, I'm poogging.

  • @oh_banana
    @oh_banana 5 років тому +4

    I am upset he did not spend 4 or 5 minutes to end the video by burning the table and all the food with a blowtorch or match.

  • @symeon5518
    @symeon5518 5 років тому +2

    0:30 all you people keep making fun of my Egg's gaming skills, when he is always playing handicapped.
    "Haha, strimmer can't point and click right"

  • @Melphisto_
    @Melphisto_ 5 років тому +2

    This is why K8 and Ryan alternate on Meal Prep.

  • @MrLego3160
    @MrLego3160 5 років тому +3

    Wow, NL straight up missed the catsup teleporting.

    • @fallouthirteen
      @fallouthirteen 5 років тому +4

      Yeah that was great, "It's back", dude it's been back for 7 seconds now, there was even a sound effect for it.

  • @matthewwisniewski2553
    @matthewwisniewski2553 5 років тому +1

    I loved when he said "Still got it!"

  • @Mrpear234
    @Mrpear234 5 років тому

    Thanks to NL's golden banter this video seems to short.

  • @TuVaisDeVela
    @TuVaisDeVela 5 років тому +1

    this commentary was so funny

  • @HapticzRotMG
    @HapticzRotMG 5 років тому

    I don't know why but the "That's a bot." sent me

  • @TwoEcksKay
    @TwoEcksKay 5 років тому +1

    The thing goes the same direction you swipe it. There is no opposite direction there for it to be confusing. I'm bamboozled by what else you could possibly have been thinking.

  • @pomps8085
    @pomps8085 5 років тому

    NL you had me cracking up all the way through this video. Cheers dude

  • @zephalon
    @zephalon 5 років тому +39

    I wonder how many gay dates NL had without realizing...

    • @alexjones4219
      @alexjones4219 5 років тому +2

      OwO

    • @legion999
      @legion999 5 років тому +7

      To be fair, Finley had hoop earrings, and everyone is flatchested

  • @sammipanini
    @sammipanini 2 роки тому

    Now I know why nl has crazy pouring skills in dave the diver

  • @pretentiousname01
    @pretentiousname01 5 років тому

    5:59. Oh god they have no thing below their torso

  • @aotterino201
    @aotterino201 5 років тому +1

    and that's why they call it... table wine

  • @Tanzklaue
    @Tanzklaue 5 років тому

    him pronouncing erdinger dunkel like, 70% correct is my highlight of this video.

  • @Xyphoir
    @Xyphoir 5 років тому

    I just couldn't stop laughing, dude. This is too good!

  • @Retro-Lover
    @Retro-Lover 5 років тому +1

    Jesus, I'm laughing so hard

  • @Kryptnyt
    @Kryptnyt 5 років тому

    I appreciate a game that lets me inflict bodily harm on my prospective loved ones

  • @grantpeterson1789
    @grantpeterson1789 5 років тому +1

    *Norther Tryin'

  • @wolfishbeast
    @wolfishbeast 5 років тому +3

    Now I'm imagining this is how dates between you and Kate go 😂

  • @TheJoobel
    @TheJoobel 5 років тому +5

    This is making me POG out of my mind. I am crying from laughter. I didn't know Egg was such a charming seducer!

  • @arganth
    @arganth 5 років тому +3

    NL - "Open wide" also NL - "You are getting it all - i cant stop it" - :D

  • @GodlikeGamersz
    @GodlikeGamersz 5 років тому

    There's an NHS blood donation flyer on the board in your in game office

  • @Shadow22441
    @Shadow22441 5 років тому

    12:14 what the HELL IS THAT ABSOLUTELY CURSED NOISE

  • @W0odie
    @W0odie 3 роки тому +1

    Do people really call it Erdinger dunkel? And how the hell did Erdinger make it across the ocean :o

  • @jjthanetplanejames8317
    @jjthanetplanejames8317 5 років тому +2

    The M e a t Up

  • @jonesj99
    @jonesj99 5 років тому

    The eyes can determine distance by using this well known term.

  • @00110000
    @00110000 5 років тому +2

    Feel a bit sorry for Kate. Must be embarrassing going out to eat with Ryan...

  • @ratsy1302
    @ratsy1302 5 років тому

    Experience tells me that if you punch your date in the face with the Brownie, it's probably not working out.

  • @captaindcc
    @captaindcc 5 років тому

    This was amazing, more please!

  • @Jojoen1Films
    @Jojoen1Films 5 років тому

    02:33 don't tell me that Lily isn't Claire Saffitz from BA

  • @jenniferp928
    @jenniferp928 5 років тому +1

    left handed brother!!!

  • @canipso7574
    @canipso7574 3 роки тому

    I can’t stop laughing.

  • @Moveth
    @Moveth 5 років тому +1

    "That's a bot."

  • @janko6637
    @janko6637 5 років тому

    I wanna see what you can do with your hands after the date

  • @MattG-mw7zi
    @MattG-mw7zi 5 років тому +1

    I'm surprised that NL hasn't looked at the new zachtronics game yet

  • @KidAmekra
    @KidAmekra 5 років тому

    Uh-Ma-Zing! :D I love it ! You have to play all of the levels!

  • @isaacsantos6200
    @isaacsantos6200 5 років тому

    I thought I was the only one confused about how to swipe there 🤣🤣

  • @DanielSDiggs
    @DanielSDiggs 5 років тому +1

    10/10 content

  • @Aaron4rty
    @Aaron4rty 5 років тому +5

    Look chat, Finley is andro, ok?

  • @MrAcebandage
    @MrAcebandage 5 років тому +2

    When I saw this on Steam yesterday I was hoping Ryan would do a video on it.

  • @brendawilson6059
    @brendawilson6059 3 роки тому

    Table manners 😄

  • @mrgreen497
    @mrgreen497 5 років тому

    I remember this game from a long time ago

  • @LeporidaeLadyHunter
    @LeporidaeLadyHunter 5 років тому

    Didn't I see this game like five years ago?

  • @whell
    @whell 5 років тому

    so good, some time since I laughed so hard

  • @cmfireflies
    @cmfireflies 5 років тому

    katie's a lucky woman

  • @kaganuni
    @kaganuni 5 років тому

    Laughed hard grazie!

  • @domotoroOfficial
    @domotoroOfficial 3 роки тому

    sequel to façade

  • @TheComfyGeek
    @TheComfyGeek 5 років тому +1

    Pride 64? What's wrong, can't do 5 more?

  • @pfbjjz
    @pfbjjz 5 років тому +1

    NLs first date advice: "Dont shove it in her face."
    Now I realize, what I've done wrong all the time :D

  • @landlubbr
    @landlubbr 5 років тому +4

    Im pogging

  • @Doomroar
    @Doomroar 5 років тому

    Do you guys think the Ho borvat x Emma ship will sail, or the author will come at the last minute and make some bullshit in which Finley wins because she was first girl?

  • @TheForsakenWanderer
    @TheForsakenWanderer 5 років тому

    Having tried tinder for the first time recently those bios are dead on I saw the same stuff ad nauseam.

  • @danielhahn7329
    @danielhahn7329 5 років тому +1

    NL, PLEASE, try the new MediaMolecule game "Dreams".

  • @LoganPlaysVidyaGames
    @LoganPlaysVidyaGames 5 років тому +37

    You’re left handed? Unsubbed

    • @Droid15243Z
      @Droid15243Z 5 років тому

      I don't get the joke.
      Edit: I now get the joke.

    • @lukassailer3964
      @lukassailer3964 5 років тому +8

      IS THAT THE JOKE?

    • @Blakbox92
      @Blakbox92 5 років тому +10

      All TRUE fans of E-sports LEGEND Northern knows he's a south paw

    • @Droid15243Z
      @Droid15243Z 5 років тому

      @@Blakbox92 I get the joke is pretending to unsub for something trivial, I just don't get why being left handed would fit that category. I was hoping I could find out where that stems from.

    • @Madwiseace
      @Madwiseace 5 років тому +4

      bicknick It’s supposed to be about 10% of the population, and it used to be in religious schools that left-handed kids would have their hand beat with a ruler/hit/etc. if they used their left hand, so they were basically abused and “trained” into being right-handed. (Something something lefties like me were the devil’s minions or something. 🙄)

  • @giyomu9
    @giyomu9 5 років тому

    french fries are french, not belgian, hence the name "french fries"...

  • @Rislear
    @Rislear 5 років тому +1

    he didn't change his preference from all to only female 🤔

  • @MattyPeq
    @MattyPeq 5 років тому

    Sudo.

  • @Zelduh
    @Zelduh 5 років тому

    what happened here monkaS 12:10

  • @Seymour101
    @Seymour101 5 років тому

    Spolier : It's just 22 min of him swipping left on the app 1/10 wouldn't recommend .
    Its a joke , obviously

  • @joaquinbarbosa3904
    @joaquinbarbosa3904 5 років тому +2

    Wait NL Is left handed?

    • @MelodicTurtleMetal
      @MelodicTurtleMetal 5 років тому

      It's been mentioned many times, though isn't important to gaming. I know enough left handed people - none of them use the mouse with their left hand.

  • @IdeaOfEvil
    @IdeaOfEvil 5 років тому +1

    O O P S

  • @originalbeeman3840
    @originalbeeman3840 5 років тому

    Yo, these are actual generic profile bios!

  • @chezblob3628
    @chezblob3628 5 років тому +1

    I'm telling kate

  • @aerysgaming894
    @aerysgaming894 5 років тому +6

    If you swipe right, what you're swiping is both going to the right, as well as you motioning from left to right. Is that really confusing?

  • @GetaVe
    @GetaVe 5 років тому

    Mooprrrweeee

  • @jeffreytam7684
    @jeffreytam7684 5 років тому

    30 year old Boomer gets back into the dating game

  • @Romanticoutlaw
    @Romanticoutlaw 5 років тому +2

    last time I was this early something something premature ejaculation joke

  • @CordovaMage
    @CordovaMage 5 років тому +1

    Dude, you are not a boomer. You were still in school in 2000. That makes you a millennial.

    • @legion999
      @legion999 5 років тому +1

      It's a joke. Kinda.

    • @MrLego3160
      @MrLego3160 5 років тому +1

      Don't take the only identity he has, if boomer egg is not boomer, then is just egg.

    • @Blakbox92
      @Blakbox92 5 років тому +2

      It's a running joke, NL is a 1989 boi, he's right in the middle of Millennial years. He's playing off his humorously exaggerated curmudgeonly opinions, slight ineptitude with games, and his "untrendiness".

  • @greindes1579
    @greindes1579 5 років тому +1

    You should just play Super Seducer c:

  • @NearoC
    @NearoC 5 років тому

    "what does swipe right mean, swiping in the right direction or swiping so it goes right?" ...are those not the same things? Look brother I've literally never 'swiped right' in any context either but.

  • @joeyfromanimalcrossing
    @joeyfromanimalcrossing 5 років тому +1

    boomer depth perception

  • @exactinmidget92
    @exactinmidget92 5 років тому

    the first one was a girl? dude looked like a dude.