Northernlion reads local fast food restaurant reviews

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  • @JPK314
    @JPK314 2 роки тому +1306

    Having the review shown on screen is an incredible value add, thank you for taking the time to find them

    • @diplexteehee
      @diplexteehee 2 роки тому +18

      TRUUUUUUUE

    • @MindGobby
      @MindGobby 2 роки тому +14

      A legend

    • @coledorillo6685
      @coledorillo6685 2 роки тому +40

      The chat and the post being added to the video is so good

    • @Dedjkeorrn42
      @Dedjkeorrn42 2 роки тому +9

      NL says he is good with computers while also not having this setup on his stream...

    • @LoveBystroem
      @LoveBystroem 11 місяців тому

      Librarian is too good

  • @oshada
    @oshada 2 роки тому +584

    “To top it all off she hung up on me” is truly an insane line to read in a review of McDonald’s

  • @iProjectMobius
    @iProjectMobius 2 роки тому +450

    I love that both the person who wanted their veggies toasted and didn't get it, AND the person behind them who got their sub toasted with veggies/sauce and didn't want it, BOTH left one star reviews. It's poetic.

    • @Boardwoards
      @Boardwoards 3 місяці тому +5

      tbf holmes was like uhhhh you didn't ask me if i wanted my mighty melt... melted. like duh?

  • @oliviapg
    @oliviapg 2 роки тому +170

    The oven that can't cook vegetables had me dying

  • @moodragonx2
    @moodragonx2 2 роки тому +223

    18:57 The new owner actually travelled back in time and responded to this comment over a year before it was first written. That's commitment to service (or commitment to the bit).

  • @terablast
    @terablast 2 роки тому +131

    Fun fact: the poutine looks like that because the employees forgot to thaw the cheese out of the freezer. The solution is to put the bag of curds in the microwave, but if you let it go for too long, you end up melting it completely, transforming it into a giga-curd.
    Also, all McDonald's breakfasts come with a small coffee, not a medium. The medium is a ~30 cent extra.

  • @AustinMichaelDearing
    @AustinMichaelDearing 2 роки тому +93

    "I almost cried, thank you Subway"

  • @Corrupted
    @Corrupted 10 місяців тому +25

    I always wonder what type of person goes out of their way to write a negative review for a fast food location just because their order was slightly wrong lmao, a place would have to take a shit on top of my fries for me to consider writing a google review

  • @CboTheSecond
    @CboTheSecond 2 роки тому +59

    Sounds like the Subway went through the greatest redemption arc of all time when they switched management.

  • @jonas1015119
    @jonas1015119 4 місяці тому +9

    "4TH EDIT" is probably the funniest way to begin a Google Review of a chain restaurant

  • @s3anp4ul
    @s3anp4ul 2 роки тому +87

    Believe it or not, Indigenous groups in Canada have a lot of seemingly "white" sounding names, so Kevin Connors isn't too hard to believe. I bet eggboy knows that though

    • @yoyoyowazup
      @yoyoyowazup 13 днів тому +1

      ignore that im replying to a 2 year old comment but thank god someone said it 😭 a lot of native people are adopted into white families and then given completely new names. which was the case of a friend of mine's father being renamed "paul johnson" after he'd been taken away from his tribe. it's possible that's not the case here, but i think it's bad to assume just based off a name.

    • @krol9507
      @krol9507 День тому

      @@yoyoyowazup Flashback to Assassin's Creed 3, where the native main character is deadass named 'Connor'.

  • @equalsuequals
    @equalsuequals 2 роки тому +76

    when I visited vancouver earlier this year I actually went to that mcdonalds. not gonna lie all those reviews check out... the crazy reviews are probably a result from the place attracting insane people. definitely makes for pogged content tho

    • @TheLibraryofLetourneau
      @TheLibraryofLetourneau  2 роки тому +45

      the next time i visit my friends up in vancouver, i guess ill route out the most fucked up fast food places to go sightseeing at

  • @PokeYurFace69
    @PokeYurFace69 2 роки тому +104

    Holy crap the dedication to find the reviews for us. Bless your soul brother.🙏

  • @AcceptTheNull
    @AcceptTheNull 10 місяців тому +26

    Hey everyone!
    Came to this library and there was not one book anywhere! The chat is absolutely filthy and full of addicts. The one visible staff member must have some issues as he never looked right at me but alway right and left and kept rambling about mcdonalds. Still waiting for my coffee.

  • @lagspike7763
    @lagspike7763 2 роки тому +79

    All these anime thumbnails have made me realize that NL's character is basically he thinks he's Part 2 Joseph but he's actually Part 4 Joseph

    • @telmosuntila4139
      @telmosuntila4139 2 роки тому +1

      Which one is this from?

    • @joshypop11
      @joshypop11 2 роки тому +18

      @@telmosuntila4139 Laid-Back Camp

    • @lagspike7763
      @lagspike7763 2 роки тому +1

      @@telmosuntila4139 Joseph is from JoJos bizarre adventures, in case that’s what you were asking for tho

  • @wyattfowler4868
    @wyattfowler4868 2 роки тому +77

    please god make this a regular segment

  • @AshEshyr
    @AshEshyr 2 роки тому +41

    "if i had to pick a fastfood place with the most insane regular clientel it would be subway" thinking to a certain time warden who blended her subway sandwich i cant help but agree

  • @WaningLoon
    @WaningLoon 2 роки тому +33

    stay vegged everyone

  • @papabaddad
    @papabaddad Рік тому +31

    If you're late to work because mcdonalds held you up for an extra 2 minutes thats 100% on you lmfao

    • @powerlifting1012
      @powerlifting1012 9 місяців тому

      More than 15 sure, anything less than that and then it becomes just make a k-cup at home if you cant leave early

    • @dineez627
      @dineez627 7 місяців тому +5

      @@powerlifting1012 People are fooled into thinking McDonalds is fast when it rarely ever is.

  • @EpicMinerNK
    @EpicMinerNK 2 роки тому +13

    I never thought my favorite segment would be a spin-off of React Court... idk what it is but I was absolutely crying from laughter.

  • @moodragonx2
    @moodragonx2 2 роки тому +47

    Actually such a better experience than NL just reading, thank you for your service.

  • @finalcountdown3210
    @finalcountdown3210 2 роки тому +14

    People do not understand how Math works at Subway. A deluxe is 50% extra meat, and double is double, or 100%. I made a 6-inch deluxe Cold Cut Combo. It comes prepared in a footlong portion. I slice it in half, plop it on the bread. Then I take the other half, slice it horizontally, and plop it on top. The lady freaks out because I'm not giving her enough meat. I said, look, if I give you ALL of this, that would be 100% extra meat. So, I slice it in half, that's 50% extra. Do you want a double? She says, "No, I know what 50% is. That half is 50% so you need to put that on top."
    She got so upset that she just said forget it and ordered her other 5 sandwiches.

  • @waterbottle6644
    @waterbottle6644 6 місяців тому +2

    Im so glad im not the only one who loves reading local reviews, its fantastic environmental story telling

  • @milan99cz
    @milan99cz 10 місяців тому +14

    Grown up man ordering a junior chicken meat and then typing a big ass essay about it ICANT

  • @nottherealnorthernlion9893
    @nottherealnorthernlion9893 2 роки тому +52

    Ironically the best NL content: React Andy
    Yeah I cant fit a Mcdonald's Sprite here sorry 🥤

  • @xlukalee
    @xlukalee 20 годин тому

    14:55 got a complaint from my old job that was "I've given your fries a chance four times now and I don't like them" followed by a paragraph in how much they like fries in general, just not ours

  • @LilBurgur
    @LilBurgur 2 роки тому +13

    19:18 how was the review left 10 months ago but got replied to 2 years ago

  • @boyxgamer
    @boyxgamer 2 роки тому +2

    The Devil works hard but LoL works harder. Big props for putting the reviews on screen.

  • @largetoast5063
    @largetoast5063 2 роки тому +14

    Waiting for the kronii subway review saying it didn't taste good blended

  • @sbunting080
    @sbunting080 7 місяців тому +2

    My man predicted the foot long cookies. I'm losing my mind

  • @magicalcapi9148
    @magicalcapi9148 2 роки тому +5

    4:03 NL's review
    I see he hasn't lost his old greeting manners...

  • @moresnqp
    @moresnqp 11 місяців тому +2

    "The Low End Theory" line is so fucking fire lmao

  • @slhigbee19
    @slhigbee19 2 роки тому +11

    Love the edited content, however, I would recommend for future vids that show google reviews not showing the names. Reddit accounts are usually anon, but google accounts are not and clearly NL wants to keep anonymity as evidenced by cropping out the poutine pic to show it.

    • @TheLibraryofLetourneau
      @TheLibraryofLetourneau  2 роки тому +24

      i guess that's fair, for most of the places he was naming the street address so it was quite easy to look them up if you wanted. if there's personal info next time ill censor those out

  • @Sbrnsandy
    @Sbrnsandy 2 роки тому +2

    i’m literally crying with laughter this is so good

  • @queenofsprinkles
    @queenofsprinkles 2 роки тому +5

    Bless you for preserving this, this is my favorite thing he does besides React Court

  • @2dTones
    @2dTones 10 місяців тому +1

    "Best restaurant in the UK? Oh shut up! But also +2!"
    I'm from the UK and that's the perfect response honestly, no notes

  • @m_snacket
    @m_snacket 7 місяців тому +2

    5:20 big mistake non mcd regulars make is ordering the soggy horrible burger. been there

    • @teagancombest6049
      @teagancombest6049 2 місяці тому

      Yeah that's why you get the double cheeseburger (not the mcdouble) it's the most based sandwich there.

    • @macsweene
      @macsweene 12 днів тому

      Two cheeseburgers combo. Every time

  • @TheMarkoSeke
    @TheMarkoSeke 2 роки тому +2

    4:01 Somehow only one person wrote "Costello?", shout out to Gorshun

  • @Maelthorn1337
    @Maelthorn1337 10 місяців тому +1

    Maybe it's weird but when I go to any service establishment and I'm pleasant and polite and sympathetic to any annoyances they might be going through at the moment I pretty much always have a good experience.
    Hell I got a free dentist trip because their system was goofed up and I was just patient and nice to them and tried to help them troubleshoot. They could have charged me a bunch of different ways but they just let me off without a bill.

  • @TheYashakami
    @TheYashakami 2 роки тому

    The amount of effort you put into this is insane, thanks!

  • @renegadeprism42
    @renegadeprism42 2 роки тому +9

    Wait, he has read them before? Find me the records, librarian!

    • @jenm1
      @jenm1 2 роки тому +4

      This is AITA on steroids and I’m living for it

  • @SkyrimNpc
    @SkyrimNpc 5 місяців тому +1

    me when im a subway oven and veggies enter me: 💥

  • @Angel_Flash
    @Angel_Flash Рік тому

    the "ive watched it twice" is always the nail on the head of that joke. so fuckin funny.

  • @HuffdrewPaint
    @HuffdrewPaint 5 місяців тому +1

    A chatter said that dude died cuz his soup was too lumpy

  • @macsweene
    @macsweene 12 днів тому

    4:37 the drink wasn’t mixed??? Next thing you know they’re gonna say the food wasn’t chewed for them!

  • @adamjones7891
    @adamjones7891 9 місяців тому +1

    18:30 subway accepting of footlong cookie enjoyers

  • @fiveafterseven
    @fiveafterseven 2 роки тому

    as someone who worked at subway for ten years... it was an adventure

  • @Boardwoards
    @Boardwoards 3 місяці тому +1

    how can you expect the mighty melt to not get toasted THEN IT WOULDN'T BE A MELT better make that EXPLICIT also just toast the other guys

  • @jeongsong1855
    @jeongsong1855 11 місяців тому +1

    NL predicted the footlong chocolate chip cookie?

  • @Chance0
    @Chance0 2 роки тому

    Thanks for the upload daddy pig

  • @asturias0267
    @asturias0267 Рік тому +1

    Why would you ever order pickup at Subway when you can just go in there and see them make it for you in like 2 minutes.

  • @ryan_alexander
    @ryan_alexander 11 місяців тому

    The craziest part here was seeing that someone I know commented lmao

  • @ChessQuestionMark
    @ChessQuestionMark Рік тому

    doordash tax... fanum tax... he knew

  • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
    @greenoftreeblackofblue6625 2 роки тому +3

    Jasleen.

  • @nolamo1496
    @nolamo1496 9 місяців тому +1

    I go to school next to the pender mcdon and the homeless people love bleeding there

  • @Ghi102
    @Ghi102 10 місяців тому +2

    I wonder if a lot of these comments are from people out of town. I went to Tim Hortons in a big city and in a small town and it's crazy how much friendlier the people are in small towns.
    If you're used to small town service, big city service is cold and unfriendly

  • @Zachafinackus
    @Zachafinackus 9 місяців тому

    I love the Rin thumbnail

  • @noodle8259
    @noodle8259 2 роки тому +25

    Love the vid and egg's humor, but sometimes being reminded of how these people talk about homeless people punches me in the gut 😥

    • @TheLibraryofLetourneau
      @TheLibraryofLetourneau  2 роки тому +14

      the homeless issue in vancouver is super unfortunate, lots of drug use as well so while ideally you'd treat your fellow man with humanity, but there's a chance they might attack you

    • @noodle8259
      @noodle8259 2 роки тому +20

      @@TheLibraryofLetourneau that's true! I think exercising caution is reasonable enough, it's just that some of the people featured in the vid really take it to the "poor people contagious" level :(

    • @slynt_
      @slynt_ Рік тому +5

      Virtue signal all you want, I'd rather just not get stabbed myself

    • @CC-oi9mc
      @CC-oi9mc Рік тому +2

      I’m homeless and I hate and fear other homeless people.

    • @gnerus1972
      @gnerus1972 8 місяців тому

      when you reek of piss and shit you don't deserve to sit in a restaurant, especially if you're drunk or high on drugs

  • @velox__
    @velox__ 2 роки тому +2

    Huge editing, very pog

  • @TimFrischIsHere
    @TimFrischIsHere 2 роки тому +1

    Where do you find the time to dig all these screenshots up my man. This has gotta be a full time job for you lol.

  • @tlou2sprettygood547
    @tlou2sprettygood547 Рік тому

    The random half trump impression stalled me

  • @darkturnwabler
    @darkturnwabler Рік тому

    I want to see some department store reviews

  • @LaserStorm117
    @LaserStorm117 2 роки тому +2

    Needs to go back to the H review veins 😏

    • @LaserStorm117
      @LaserStorm117 2 роки тому

      Foot long chocolate chip cookie 😂

  • @dokidokiduckie
    @dokidokiduckie Рік тому

    Bro I got food poisoning from a Subway and didn't even bother writing a negative review. I just stopped going. It's really kinda easy?

  • @greylandrum9164
    @greylandrum9164 9 місяців тому

    Alabaster Alabama steak and shake.

  • @ZLehmann976
    @ZLehmann976 2 роки тому +1

    You are doing God's work

  • @joekat6451
    @joekat6451 2 роки тому +1

    Lol
    Real AITA

  • @impossiblefix1134
    @impossiblefix1134 10 місяців тому +4

    4th edit lmao, get some real problems

  • @GasparGa
    @GasparGa Рік тому

    How are there reviews from 10 months ago with responses from the owner from 2 years ago?

  • @okamisamakun
    @okamisamakun 2 роки тому

    100% this is all the customer's fault. The restaurants are blameless.

  • @frumpyglint
    @frumpyglint Рік тому

    Wadda hell is french vanilla?

  • @renegadeprism42
    @renegadeprism42 2 роки тому +11

    Also, why are all the 5 stars by Indians and 1 stars by native Canadians? I'm pretty sure most of the staff is Indian and that's the reason for the bias(I'm asian btw so I'm not being racist just trying to make sense)

    • @jenm1
      @jenm1 2 роки тому +20

      I’m half Indian half white and left a 2.5

    • @renegadeprism42
      @renegadeprism42 2 роки тому +18

      @@jenm1 certified King Solomon moment

    • @TheLibraryofLetourneau
      @TheLibraryofLetourneau  2 роки тому +18

      i ended up reading a bunch of other subway reviews in vancouver, tons of reviews brought up race for some reason. its always "that chinese lady" or "that filipino working there"

    • @smalldog1
      @smalldog1 2 роки тому +1

      sorry but american here and i dunno the language used in canada, by 'native canadians' are you talking about like... white people (i.e., like not "immigrants"?) or indigenous canadians/first nations

    • @koolaidjerk
      @koolaidjerk 2 роки тому +8

      @@smalldog1 "Native" in Canada pretty much always refers to indigenous/first nations, but the comment above just meant non-immigrants.