He pooped his pants in public. | The Yard
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This week, the boys talk about protesting in the airport, Nick sitting next to an actor on the plane, and how Aiden had an accident... (Episode 115)
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00:00:00 - intro
00:00:25 - thinking about the roman empire
00:02:30 - vinland saga
00:03:15 - slime as been grinding chess
00:03:47 - mang0 hurt slime more than he will ever know
00:05:44 - magnus carlsen would've been great at fortnite
00:06:27 - sending slime to russia to learn chess
00:07:13 - fighting with people on chess.com
00:08:30 - nick & slime went to the off-season
00:10:13 - meeting fans at the off-season
00:13:45 - sharing our lives on the podcast
00:15:40 - combining game communities at events
00:18:20 - nick & slime doing rob dyrdek impressions
00:19:05 - is bill cosby still alive?
00:22:29 - connoreatspants and his OJ simpson fortnite skin
00:23:38 - the princess diana news reaction footage
00:24:37 - where were you when osama was killed?
00:26:30 - how did we get here
00:26:42 - Cash App!
00:28:27 - ludwig went back to playing video games
00:29:50 - the suck and fuck-a-thon
00:31:35 - secret patreon content
00:32:44 - ludwig had a busy week
00:34:15 - ludwig has a terrible valorant session...
00:38:45 - valorant kids are ruthless
00:40:10 - nick sat next to a famous actor
00:45:21 - nick & slime protest at the airport
00:55:35 - Factor!
00:57:47 - playing controller on valo
00:58:50 - going to airports and taking clothes off
01:00:15 - no mans land in airports
01:02:25 - is ludwig honest?
01:03:00 - the last time the guys lied to their girlfriends
01:04:40 - boo baskets
01:10:30 - nicks cartoon lookalike
01:11:50 - the boys as recess characters
01:13:00 - Meundies!
01:15:09 - aiden had an accident...
01:23:40 - ick cams
01:24:25 - we guess the price of grocery items to see if we're out of touch
01:27:00 - poop drama interlude
01:30:15 - we begin guessing
01:26:13 - thanks for watching
The Yard is a show hosted by Ludwig, Nick, Slime, and Aiden.
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i was dying laughing at the airline story
saying "this company is run by at least one pedophile" and them responding like it was a normal thing to say is INSANE
what's abnormal about that statement
@@MrShinjiTabris more the context of saying it to an employee of said company in an airport
Tbf we are talking about the same guy who smashed Aiden's drywall with a hammer for literally no reason
@@samt3412 he had a hammer doe
hey nice yorushika pfp
Ludwig bringing up the baratie, and talking about it like it actually exists and isn't just a ship from One Piece is fucking hilarious
he doesn't want to get dogpiled for talking about one piece again LOL
But we know
Lowkey when he mentioned it I actually believed it was a real restaurant and that One Piece was based on it 😅😅
Every time Nick chimes in theres like a 25% chance its the funniest thing ever.
this is true
@@DoktorFeelgood4218 and an 85% chance no one acknowledges it lmao
@@leeb5112u probably failed math in 1st grade
@@MrCoffee04nah I think you did if you think he’s wrong
@@MrCoffee04you are so wrong and it’s really funny
So, I was the guy Slime "snapped" at during Off Season. Honestly felt like I get the authentic Slime experience so not even mad!
Chat we found him
LMFAO ‘authentic slime experience’ is funny as hell
I want someone that’ll treat me like Slime treats Riot Games
Honestly, he such him; that you just kinda have to respect it
I was at the off season and sat down to watch some melee and slime was a few seats over. Dude was intensely playing chess on his phone to the point where he would out loud say let’s go, or fuck, and it tickled me in the best way 10/10
And then he tickled you in the hotel room afterwards
@@antlerbraum2881 he wishes, slime was too busy playing chess
It's not. wtf.
I love how consistently quick witted Nick is
that moment they threw improv on him and he froze completely and someone commented "This is proof that even Gods can bleed" has not left my head since
Nick is still my glorious king though
Aiden “all the women are lying” Calvin
Thinking a carton of eggs is 12 dollars is more embarrassing than pooping your pants.
It’s like 5-15$ if u get super organic expensive shit, not that crazy tbh
its insane that a loaf of american "bread" costs more than a carton of eggs
@@blessedfetusi mean we can get heritage breed blue eggs fully humane and organic with the amber yolks for $9 a dozen here at kroger
@@arnoldszwarzenegger6832what the fuck how much is their bread?
Was at Publix the other day & an 18 carton of eggs was 11 something. With tax over $12. It was that organic good shit but I can only imagine LA prices.
Whenever Aiden is on the podcast, he never fails to shatter both my kneecaps 👍
Please Aiden-sama..!! Kneecaps have always been a sacred solace! ⚖ 🦵🦵🥳🎉🎉🫡
@@thorfinnskuII never comment on this platform again
@@ConnorisseurYTBro that was the other side of your coin. The same coin in fact
@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 nuh uh uh
@@ConnorisseurYT Pot calling a kettle black.
Slime is on fire this episode, like I’m trying to work out and this guy keeps making me laugh. I almost crushed myself while doing bench press
How much you been benching
Could not contain myself at Slime's awakening to how he sounds in the Dubbin voice
the fact that slime get half naked in a restaurant while saying "i wanna eat that guy scraps" is proof slime is a real one.
Slime taking his shirt off in an airport and just seeing how long it takes for someone to tell him to put it back on is insane lol i love that
Also Aiden repeatedly saying "i'm going to kill myself" in the patreon preview had my dying xD
The way Slime has proven to be so confrontational but refuses to ask for help from a server more than once was so funny to me
@@tayliftshe would sooner take a dump in his mouth than ask a second time
"all they eat is stuff from sephora" that one got me so good holy shit nick doesn't miss
The whole roman empire meme has been very validating for me because I'm a trans woman and I've NEVER thought about the roman empire.
gang shit
gang shit
gang shit
gang shit
Same!
literally kicking my feet like a little school girl when i see the yard posted 2 mins ago
Aiden is the type that WOULD shit his pants to test his relationship
gasshite gatecrap girdump
Shartini underwear man. He really did that
i really thought thats where that story was going, thought he was just gonna follow up his question by shitting in the back of zipper 3s car
"would you still love me if i shit my pants 🥺"
As a person who actually remembers the 90s, the rumor of Savage Garden getting into a fatal accident would have spread like fire. I'm sure night vigils would have been held in their memories all over the world and millions of children would have been named after Darren Hayes. After the first few weeks of riots and suicides, the commotion would have taken months to finally settle down. Slime is a man of culture and he really understands the zeitgeist of the 90s.
Now, if you excuse me, I'll listen to "Truly Madly Deeply" and "I Knew I Loved You" on repeat while I cry myself to sleep.
i’m cultured
It’s ok Aiden my pooped pants story that just happened a week ago was much worse. I was going to do a service call at a customers house. I knocked on their door and went to let out a fart before they opened the door so I didn’t fart inside of their house. Well it wasn’t a fart and it was dripping down my leg onto their front porch area. Thank god they didnt answer the door. I walked back to my work truck and used some napkins to wipe my leg as best I could and drove home as fast as possible. When I got home I cleaned myself up, used carpet cleaner to clean the car seat. I went back to the customers house after I changed and cleaned the truck. Turns out the customer had been home she just accidentally took a nap. Luckily it was raining but there was still a diluted brown puddle in front of her door. I don’t know what I would have done is someone answered the door. So it could have been worse.
Hope they had a doorbell camera to watch that go down. "I over slept when the service guy was supposed to come, so he shit on my front porch and left."
wow, i will not read that
@@rrion claim your prize
Some stories should be kept to yourself 😂
i want aiden to read this
Already listened on Spotify, now to watch. We love the Yarb
The yarg is my favorite podcast :D
ermm acshualy 🤓☝️its spelt yard
We gotta stand strong
i love listening to the yarp at work
@@Thoernthat's what I'm saying, I listen to the carp at work every day
I listened on spotify yesterday but had to come here to say this was one of the funniest episodes I’ve seen so far, I was actually laughing so hard at some points
The “attención terroristé” bit hit me like a truck
Hearing the yard mention Hitch after watching them both separately for years is the crossover I never expected but am thankful for
As a 31-year-old woman, Ludwig has cracked the code. We all indeed want a boo or spooky basket. Make me a custom-made basket with my favorite things (fuzzy blankets, candles, books, socks, favorite snacks) and you have my whole heart. Just the thought of having your special person take the time to pick and put together something that's filled with custom treats is just so sweet and thoughtful.
Gen z for sure knows Cosby for his heinous crimes more than his show because of meme culture
Aiden be the type of guy to poo his pants in public. I'll DM him asking if he's ok.
Every episode of this pod just gets better and better I love it
The Roman empire convo is like Bill from the pokemon games. He doesn't matter until he tells you he built the pc you store your pokemon in. After THAT it's bills pc
This is profound
i love when the yard talks about chuckle sandwich because they are exclusively the two podcasts i enjoy
my favorite part of the episodes lately is listening for whenever slime says "and a buffet for dinner" like a stan lee cameo
timestamp 👀
you guys should get an animator to recreate some of the conversations i think itd be hilarious
Shoobi exists
How does Shoobi draw Nick’s “FEEM”
I highly recommend re-watching the MeUndies section after checking out the entire episode. The inside jokes are hilarious after hearing about Aiden's "accident". Nick's comment about the Martini goosh pants is legendary
No way. All of the aiden shitting himself bits for the "meundies" ad reads finally manifested themselves into reality
Nick's "That's why there's two circles in a Venn diagram" was beautiful
already watched the whole thing and its only been 3min LETS GOOOO!
bro, the ad read into the beginning of the story was a good choice. we get to be in the know and still see the surprise reaction of the people man.
After looking at the artists rendition of the table set up it is absolutely wild that the bartender didn't say something to you earlier. I work at a restaurant that has a similar set up and while yes those are bar tables it's on the bartender to come to you to ask if you want to order. Like yes they work at a bar inside an airport so like. Customer service might not be the highest quality but to let you wait that long. Crazy to me. Slime was 100% justified in the shirtlessness ✊️
Slime going feral in the airport is so funny
I love that they kept up making a situation where Cyborg Osama sprinting at them at different times and the visual is too funny
Genuinely the funniest group of dudes that record video podcasts online
As a history teacher, i literally think of the Roman Empire at least once an hour
Daily reminder that the months of July and August were added to the calendar thanks to the Roman Empire
1:13:20
Ludwig sounds exactly like Charlie in Always Sunny when he’s like “Does that sounds like something you’d want Aiden?”
this is possibly the best yard episode of all time and i'm not exaggerating
yard is on a crazy run lately, banger eps only
Can you guys send slime away for like a month to a foreign country anyway and just kinda see what happens.
Shuckle sandwich is already the best podcast I know, imagine they would share their personal stuff
good morning
i actually love the idea of the meundies ad referencing aidens story that happens right after the ad break....like a lil forshadowing
It takes me 4 hours to watch every episode... I usually watch at work though... :)
The cyborg Osama Bin Laden bit was so funny
Charlie hebdo is that way is hilarious
you know it's really funny I was just reminiscing about savage garden this morning to my young co-workers who looked at me like a fool. So I went to the bathroom, adjusted my back brace, and carried on with my life like an adult. I'm glad we're all in this togeather
I thought I was the only one commenting about that bit. I think this might be how the wise elders of the tribe felt in the past. Bringing back ancient knowledge and passing it amongst the youth.
we are farmers
This was one of the best episodes
Actually banger thumbo. Great work
Does anyone else buss it down unequivocally to the Yard jingle?
Honestly, pulling both ads back into main episode content is pretty baller
It took me too long to realize what was happening in the ad read that was beautiful
LOL Slime at off season was a national treasure
hey :) thank you guys for always providing amazing content. i look forward to a new episode every week. i suffer a lot from insomnia and chronic anxiety and this podcast has helped me tremendously. as chaotic as you all are it actually helps with my insomnia to have something consistent to rely on and watch when i can’t sleep. it makes me feel like i’m just chilling with my friends! nothing could replace the yard for me. thanks for always making my week better!
sincerely,
like one of your very few female listeners
aiden is so brave for coming out and admitting that he shitted his whole ass self on the pod
💯💯🔥🔥🚶♂
15:02 is why nick is the funniest yard member , my goat
cyborg osama bit has gotta be one of my new favs keep up the good work goats
I became a recent audio only listener and during the meundies ad read in the audio only version they ask archie to make aiden look like he's pooping his pants and there's a sound effect and I was like "oh man I wanna see that in the video version cause that sounds funny" but it wasn't here and I'm sad :(
The Ridiculousness bit was outstanding
Thus is best episode yet 🎉
The "cypher has ult" stream was insanity
i play pikmin while i listen so it was nice to hear a mention
thank you for talking about boo boxes, made one for my wife after work and she was impressed i knew a hot trend without her telling me
gotta be one of the best thumbnails yet
During every AD read Slime plays Charlie Kelly
This is probably the most terrifying thumbnail yet
The thumbnails keep on giving man
Liked the guess game section :D
17:37 I have been thinking about this phrase the entire week since this episode came out
Thumbnail is legendary
Shed a single tear in solidarity to the fallen soldier with duty 😥✊️
someone needs to make a comp of everytime Nick says something about the american rapper riff raff i feel like its a lot
Slime is such a national treasure
i personally never think about the roman empire and am lost at how intense of a conversation this is??? deadass think this is the 1st time ive thought about it all year but only bc the ep brought it up so.
I mean I think about the Roman Empire and Ancient Greece a lot but that’s just bc I like art history, mythology, and architecture, but I’m not a man so I guess the meme doesn’t apply to me 😂
ok i think ur an outlier bc of what you're into!! i think the average person does not lmao but very valid for you to think of it
This is the best episode of the yard. Havent watched it tho
Lou Diamond Philips is in one of my favorite episodes of Psych lmao
Aiden thinking Riceroni is $4 is SO CRAZY he has ascended past norman
Slime is absolutely feral this week
"We were doing Bill Cosby on Ridiculousness" is possibly the most unhinged phrase I've heard in a while
Ludwig bringing up one piece in a normal conversation is funny to me
After Aidens story I dont think ill ever look at a dirty martini the same way again
This is the best Slime has ever looked
good ep
As a women I can confirm we all have stomach problems
86 keys is INSANE. I DO AROUND 60 KEYS AND I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE TOP
My god, straight from cyber Osama to ad 😂 I don't know how they get ads lol
This is Aiden’s greatest bit
YARD DAY (to the tune of GIRLS NIGHT)
17:17 lmao I have NEVER heard anyone EVER reference Freak the Mighty, I haven't thought about that book since the early 2010's
Aimen's Charlie Hebdo joke got no attention but it was hilarious
The fact that Slime was baffled by Aiden washing his underwear is crazy. Dude would throw away his hand just because his finger poked through the square of toilet paper.
I hope slime never changes. Taking your shirt off and calling CEOs pedophiles is what being an Amurican is all about.
I'm loving slimes pikmin fan arc
Y’all should do an episodes where you get four guys that look vaguely like each of you and have them pretend to be you guys for a full episode and just never mention it
mightve been the grossest episode you guys have ever done....physically winced on my drive. upgraded my patreon.