We Forced Him To Go 30-Days Without Banning. | The Yard
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This week, the boys talk about who survives the longest on survivor, solving the office poop mystery, and how Slime has reformed during no ban June... (Episode 99)
Character art by: @ShoobiArt
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00:00:00 - intro
00:01:34 - historical weed thoughts
00:03:25 - mesoamerica-twt drama
00:06:53 - toupee update
00:08:57 - welcome back to the yard
00:09:54 - mizzy
00:11:46 - ludwig listens to music
00:12:36 - ludwigs walking challenge
00:13:23 - the daily segment
00:14:41 - australiarrrr accent
00:16:00 - 10k steps a day
00:17:04 - ludwig tried to do a marathon...
00:20:06 - slime meets sora in target
00:25:25 - who survives the longest on survivor
00:27:20 - something has changed slime
00:30:08 - Mint Mobile!
00:32:13 - aiden was on masterbaker
00:36:30 - myth
00:39:15 - aiden won a trophy at a melee tournament
00:46:10 - how does aiden describe the boys to other people
00:47:14 - you need to warn people about slime
00:48:45 - alright alright alright alright alright alright man
00:52:19 - we lost the footage for the next 8 mins, sorry x
01:00:57 - Factor Meals!
01:03:09 - update on No Ban June
01:05:26 - "Oh yeah, I'm queueing with my fucking friends? Get that ass banned."
01:07:50 - ludwig has a quote for slime
01:09:53 - ludwig cooks the ban books
01:11:05 - ludwigs quits
01:11:32 - valorant rank tier list
01:17:14 - breaking laws in different countries
01:19:37 - duelling aiden
01:20:26 - swirly on the school trip to the museum
01:22:53 - bring back bullying
01:24:47 - ludwigs locker talk girlfriends
01:32:44 - thanks for watch-
01:33:00 - solving the poop mystery
01:34:10 - meeting moist moguls
01:34:25 - username squatters
01:36:50- the real up house
01:39:35 - thanks for watching
The Yard is a show hosted by Ludwig, Nick, Slime, and Aiden.
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still holding hope that episode 100 is the bees episode where they release bees onto the set
Fax
Clarence reference
i’m still waiting for them to get aimens dad on while the fly them on a straight shot flight
@@Bigtimefornitegamer 📠
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I ADORE how Shoobi draws the boys
gremlin slime is just perfection
SAME, Slime looks like such a goblin and it fits so perfectly
That little green slime is perfect
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Archie did a great job animating Slime, almost didn't realize that it was animated when I looked up
It was shoobie not Archie but the sentiment is still there
@@god_of_icecream Archie did all the animating for this one! I drew the boys and he rigged them up and did all the scenes. Archie is the goat
@@ShoobiArt oh ok my mistake great job both of you I love the style you draw them in
@@ShoobiArtArchie do be the goat, but so are you. Your art style is so cute
I think Aiden not giving people warnings about meeting Slime in person is kinda sweet. While they joke about Slime being a hater on twitter, I think people would really get the wrong impression of him if they were to base his whole personality off just that and Aiden realizes that.
Also props to Shoobi for helping out lmao. Kinda want Shoobi on the pod now, just to see how he would draw himself
They are also friends and slime is not a fun-destroying eater of worlds...
Just came from reading Slimes' latest tweets to see this. 🤣
archie going above and beyond. god bless
Aiden talking about slime coming down in his underwear, ironically, is one of the sweetest things ever.
the lost footage segment was actually super funny and using the characters as the solution was hilarious, slime being a caricature thing was also so funny (backgrounds changing was also great )
i really hope 100 goes hard and they get 4 doubles to play them for the whole ep.
Record a real episode, and turn it into a script to give the doubles. Some real Nathan Fielder shit
they've been doing this for 5 episodes now and I can't figure out how no one seems to realize
Best podcast to listen to while definitely not committing any crimes
Nah keep other pods weird inside jokes outta this comment section fr
@@greatbritmerica446 nah, make whatever reference you want while not listening to what someone named "Greatbritmerica" has to say about it
@@mac_sour nah, don't make the reference you want, but not because someone named greatbritamerica said so, but because someone named Mac has to say about it.
@@ditodevice1950 you tried lmao. sorry man, you'll get em next time
@@mac_sourhere 7 months later to tell you this goes hard
So I’ve never seen Yingling since I started watching Lud in 2018. I liked the idea that he was a mythical creature. Now I’ve seen a Bigfoot or dare I say a unicorn
😊
archie deserves a raise & a smooch on the cheek for this oh my god.
You guys should wrestle in the yard for EP 100
I would pay for someone to book the most insane, CZW-style, fatal four way with these dudes
The Yard, except for real this time
When slime said that thing about the final fantasy tactics advance judge, I felt truly seen for the first time in my life.
Terry Fox ran a marathon every day for 4.5 months with an amputated leg. He ran over 26 miles, every day, 7 days a week, for 4.5 months until his cancer spread to his lungs.
Greatest Canadian to ever live.
Leg didn’t hurt
and terry fox day was consistently a top 10 school day every year, a legend in life and death
Bro thats cheating
@@mxixkxexyx Not on a prosthetic leg from 1980 lol
RIP TO THE GOAT
17:38 Yo, usually i hate the yard but when they interrupt each other constantly it’s like really engaging and this episode was probably one of the best
I'm like hey what's up hello
Aiden would be a royal eunuch and would be like Varys from GoT except he would only tell really nice secrets
Fun fact: cersei whored out for some kingsguard knights and let them fuck her to secure their loyalty.
Wild considering he's got more of his original dick remaining than half the podcast 😂
Slime is such a handsome, charismatic, wonderful person.
Honestly, he’s so electric
Banned
"Get that ass banned"
This actually is my favorite podcast now. Your dynamic is great and the conversation flows so well. Even when there is an awkward pause, it consistently turns into something funny. I also like how the episodes are hilarious (like this one) but there are some great heartfelt moments (like when Aiden cried and was just open). I have been watching some of these multiple times! You better not quit.. unless you fight to the death
Episode 100 next week fellas
Also all my east coast folk stay safe y’all stay inside
nah i’m huffing that forbidden air
@@procrasticunt shits making me higher
let me scuff my lungs in peace bruh
We booling outside only dying slightly lmfao
12:28
Slime’s Micheal Barbaro impression is incredible, I seriously can’t get over it
we need one of those character battle videos where it compares their strength and whatnot, but its "slime vs nick (with spite)" like he's batman with prep time or something.
Imagining Aiden as a monk at Lindisfarne showing the Vikings his gold cross
The fact that aiden describes slime so nicely makes me trust way less in how he describes people he meets in the podcast
Call back to "Aiden would get sexually harassed and say "I met this really awesome guy today" "
Episode 100 of The Yard podcast will live in the history books 💯
5:47 When I was studying to become a history teacher I remember one of my teachers talking about the Egyptians doing something like this. They would have scientists and astrologers and stuff looking at the sky for fun or whatever astrologers do, and they'd be able to tell that there would be a solar eclipse next month. A solar eclipse was seen by the common people as a sign of displeasure from the Gods, so that would reflect badly on the leader. So, the pharaoh would say "Alright I've ruled for long enough, it's this guy's turn now, I'm out" and a new leader would come in. Then the next month the eclipse would happen, the common people would freak out and kill the new leader, as the gods commanded, and then the original pharaoh would come back like "Ah well jeez guys, I guess the gods really want me to keep ruling you guys aha" and everything would be chill again.
Also according to him once a year the pharaoh would also jack off in the high temple to continue the cycle of rebirth or whatever so the world wouldn't just stop existing at the end of the year.
I've never actually fact checked any of this, so that teacher could have just been a massive memer, but either way it's funny so I choose to believe it.
From what I've read years and years ago, Pharaohs may have done that at some point. At the very least ejaculation did play a large role in one of many creation myths, which would be reenacted with plays or whatever on a stage.
The lost footage section had me and my wife dying laughing, best conversation ever. 52:22
slime drawn as like a tiny bald guy is so funny to me like hes up to something
Nick thinking lockers are rare like shiny Pokémon into lud saying his first boob touch was accidental is classic
The little live lud during the poop segment is everything
one of my close friends was the first casualty of no ban june and i’ll remember that forever
The animated segment is perfect
Best part of my thursday
Slime's FFTA judge reference was perfection
i actually cackled out loud at short little green slime. i imagine he gets more and more red shaded as he gets mad LOL
aiden missed one single hair while shaving
ep 100 is just them beating the shit out of each other
The way the bois are drawn is unironically the best part.
slime just looks like a small adorable bald gremlin
the no-flush toilet argument was one of the funniest bits this pod has ever produced
Ludwig seeing a WillNE video and it made him try to make him run marathons is insane to me
lud by far the funniest in this episode he was killing it
This is my favorite podcast to listen to while committing petty crime
as someone who exclusively watches this podcast and doesn’t consume any of the content from any of theee guys outside of this channel, i don’t know who nick yingling is or what he really does or even what he looks like, so the fact that the ONE TIME (as of yet) that i’ve had the chance to see him on this podcast, they lose the footage. he’s like an elusive entity or spirit that you’ve only heard about in legends. but knowing that i’ve allegedly been graced with his presence is enough
I didnt know Yard exclusive viewers existed thought they all came from Ludwig in some way
55:40 elite editing Archie very funny
Bring back Shoobi animated yard clips goddamnit
I understood the Judge from Final Fantasy Tactics Advance and Slime saying people won't understand that made me feel old.
the slime animated character is my favorite
16:24 finally Dallas
The Yard except it's Russian Roulette and if they hit the bullet the podcast ends forever
Slime has the “Pit Bull named princess energy”
"Who pooped the bed?" - Frank and Charlie find someone has pooped in their bed, leading Mac and Dennis to join them as they attempt to find the culprit.
I'll be a proud slime banned soldier who dare mention the sacred fabric amongst their head ever once more. Thrown out I have been but with others who understand our sacrifice we have found each other.
BOBR recognizes your sacrifice even if slime does not
I love how Archie animates slime compared to the others, it’s so funny
I don’t think Archie draws them, I think it’s an animator. I wanna say shoobi is the name? Don’t remember, but they have some super funny, more animated recreations of the yard
Edit, oh nvm you meant the way he shakes, not the way he is drawn
I fucking got that final fantasy tactics advance reference and I salute Slime for it, I hope he eats an entire tire on the next pod
my highschool doesnt have a lot of locker stuffing from what i know of but a kid did tie down a bottle of mace and then threw it into the main ventilator system for the school
This is the best podcast 😂
52:22 Thanks so much for the visuals Archie
Only old schools have lockers and basically nobody uses them because there was not enough time between classes to get to them
happy birthday pizzaboi
I looked forward to this all week. Watched the minute I got the notification. Toenails are feet teeth is soooo funny. I worked in a doctor’s office and someone came in with a yeast infection in their eyes. THAT is nasty! Van Wilder is a classic but kind of reminded me of Animal House the classic from my generation. Both were funny. Looking forward to watching the games later! You guys are great! Have a great week!
Such an amazing ep and I’m only 2/3’s through!
goodjob archie the animated bit that nobody wanted but he still did it
I love the graphic used for the lost footage, very charming.
The animations were great Archie
Shoutouts to archie for animating the pod
The animations are by shoobi I'm pretty sure :)
@@xyz_abc123shoobi just drew the characters and archie did all the scenes, transitions, and animations I'm pretty sure :)
Ironically they joked about watching all 100 premo episodes in a row at the end, which i will inevitably do when i cash in because im out of eps :/ lol
Thank you for the effort archie
1:13:49 aimen for csgo the rank ups are surprisingly easy to 'game'. the game punishes you the more frequently you play matches every session/day/week. you will progress faster if you only queue up 2 or so games (and winning) every few days as opposed to marathoning matches
take it from me, a solo q from silver to global :)
ofc also maintaining good trust factor and having decent ADR
That slime drawing is *chef's kiss
Thanks archy I cant stop luaghing during the animations think it made it even funnier
Working in my yard, while listening to the yard. Synergy.
With Zidane, the guy he headbutt said something about his mother and his sister, and it was his last game. I would also say "f it's let's ball"
When slime says he is scanning the dude, I feel the equivalent is when Mac says he’s giving someone an ocular pat down
I would love to see you guys interact with the supermega guys
Me too! Go Matt and Ryan!!
would love to see appearances on either pod
Final fantasy advance tactics is my childhood
“You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength.”
― Marcus Aurelius,
Ludwig is officially Saskatchewan-pilled boys LETSGO YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST
We love a good prairies shout out 😌
The best part of the podcast was the animated part on god that shot was fire
Waiting is an all time classic
52:29 I'd watch the entire pod just animated like this, the hospital addition and Ludwig's expression gif were so funny
Love the tactics reference 😂
I'm sitting here fucking reeling at the fact that Slime managed to drop "Fukuoka" the exact moment I sat down on Shinkansen going there
How the fuck 11:10
it's cool when slime's an english major, it's cringe when ludwig is
I think genuinely the best way for them to do episode 100 next week is to just not acknowledge it at all until the end
44:08 I understood this reference, completely accurate.
Best time of the week
i'm so Slime-pilled... the intonation thing resonated hard
video actually cut at the best time, the animation somehow makes it better
nick is just out here workshopping his standup set like, "What's the deal with venus fly traps, am i right?"
Bro I'm sooooo excited for my phone call, I literally cannot wait
Guys I'm trying to find that bit where ludwig(?) said something along the lines of "you get a lolly(lollipop)" and nick chimed in with "you get a what?"
If anyone remember tell me. I had this before with Aimen is cringe song and that was the amouranth jar ep
still waiting for the aimen’s dad ep on a plane, straight shot flight
the animated bit was so funy
I loved the animated segment good shit Archie
Don't know why slime was so short but it encapsulated him perfectly
man i love the yard
12:29 slime's Michael Barbaro impression is actually so good lmao
Slime that Final Fantasy Tatics Advance was AWESOME and made my day
hey I enjoy this podcast a lot
the asu saga continues
i like it. soon youll have enough lore for a trilogy
we need more of the daily 🔥🔥