Do Tortoises Like Being Touched?

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  • @elihughes9842
    @elihughes9842 5 років тому +6033

    That spot has been itching for 40 years!!!

  • @Lieutenant_Dude
    @Lieutenant_Dude 4 роки тому +32666

    I love how tortoises always look like old men who lost their dentures.

  • @anxietywave8735
    @anxietywave8735 4 роки тому +9781

    I love how Tortoises look old their entire life.

    • @exoressdelivers70
      @exoressdelivers70 4 роки тому +1026

      And wise too. Seems like you could ask them the purpose of life and they would know the answer.

    • @Pandalka
      @Pandalka 4 роки тому +632

      - why do you only eat lettuce? is veganism and not hurting others the only right way to live?
      - dunno, I just like lettuce, lol

    • @anxietywave8735
      @anxietywave8735 4 роки тому +287

      @@Pandalka I............ have........... flat........... teeeeeeth.

    • @getsinged7631
      @getsinged7631 4 роки тому +61

      Just like Morgan Freeman

    • @stefanurquelle7736
      @stefanurquelle7736 4 роки тому +47

      @@getsinged7631 Now any movie with a tortoise voice over has to have Morgan Freeman voice or any actors that have been old forever like Patrick Stewart

  • @cmilla111
    @cmilla111 3 роки тому +2773

    I think in general, the harder it is for a animal to scratch a certain spot, the more it it's gonna appreciate when someone else does. I bet if you slowly scratch his neck upwards he would purr like a kitten.

    • @ashwingopinath2166
      @ashwingopinath2166 3 роки тому +90

      @@TheRealQueenCobra wow that's impressive thinking 😂

    • @sardordarveshov7784
      @sardordarveshov7784 3 роки тому +66

      @@TheRealQueenCobra what the fish, take it back, I said take it back

    • @TerrenceNak4898
      @TerrenceNak4898 3 роки тому +24

      Just imagine a very deep meow

    • @004chestnut8
      @004chestnut8 3 роки тому +9

      Lol this needs to be on reddit

    • @wayln2591
      @wayln2591 3 роки тому +29

      @@TerrenceNak4898 a turtle meowing would haunt me in my dreams.

  • @11sonicspeed
    @11sonicspeed 3 роки тому +7068

    "Thank you, human. Fret not, you will not be forgotten, for I will tell your story long after you are gone. "

    • @Ysumbruh0
      @Ysumbruh0 3 роки тому +334

      This makes me want a tortoise now thank you sir

    • @timesmash
      @timesmash 3 роки тому +145

      You will become a neverending tortoise legend

    • @Eldoofus
      @Eldoofus 3 роки тому +13

      @MrBeαst 🅥 cool

    • @joshuacalkins
      @joshuacalkins 3 роки тому +5

      @@timesmash “Clever boy!”

    • @404rangernotfound2
      @404rangernotfound2 3 роки тому +10

      @MrBeαst 🅥 that sounds a little weird

  • @PumpkinHoard
    @PumpkinHoard 5 років тому +4064

    For any animal to let someone touch their neck like that show a lot of trust.

    • @jsophiamm
      @jsophiamm 5 років тому +125

      I agree.

    • @edhorton2766
      @edhorton2766 5 років тому +238

      feeding them helps.

    • @ImbibitorLunae
      @ImbibitorLunae 5 років тому

      Meh..... My at is chill with that

    • @clintdona4586
      @clintdona4586 5 років тому +14

      NorfookianJesus
      True, since that area is one of the more vulnerable ones

    • @hassankingiraq
      @hassankingiraq 5 років тому +28

      or just they don't see any danger in you so they let you do whatever they are very huge after all

  • @wheelie642
    @wheelie642 4 роки тому +3827

    If he doesn’t like being touched you will know very quickly.

  • @loszhor
    @loszhor 3 роки тому +2993

    I had no idea they could feel through their shells. It's fun to learn.

    • @DeeDee-pw9pm
      @DeeDee-pw9pm 3 роки тому +231

      I like to think of the shell as a big fingernail or toenail.
      Made from the same material, Keratin.
      Touching your own nails, you can imagine what it must feel like for the Tortoise to be touched on the shell.

    • @bcuda523
      @bcuda523 3 роки тому +54

      @@DeeDee-pw9pm I was about to type the exact same concept

    • @erinfraise6154
      @erinfraise6154 3 роки тому +13

      Do a UA-cam search and for "turtle scratches". They LOVE it!

    • @moneymikeg24
      @moneymikeg24 2 роки тому +23

      yea they are their shells, it host their organs & stuff it’s not empty like they portray to us in cartoons.

    • @miimiiiii2184
      @miimiiiii2184 2 роки тому +7

      Right, i always thought it was like a hermit crab in their shells and won't feel anything.

  • @JackSon-fk8ve
    @JackSon-fk8ve 5 років тому +16895

    do tortoises like being touched
    the guy : idk we just touch them...

    • @ryannelson6451
      @ryannelson6451 5 років тому +933

      That basically sums the video lol

    • @alilweeb7684
      @alilweeb7684 5 років тому +284

      I have a turtle and genuely wanted to know the answer

    • @justaprinny9940
      @justaprinny9940 5 років тому +164

      I used to have a tortoise they did not mind touching his shell but they hate that we touched his skin

    • @imnotfeelingit207
      @imnotfeelingit207 5 років тому +87

      He said they enjoy some of it

    • @swapgaming2625
      @swapgaming2625 5 років тому +4

      @Michael Hayden
      😂😂😂

  • @bowlcut7214
    @bowlcut7214 8 років тому +26219

    im pretty sure animals all think we're weird as fuck

    • @hoennnoodle
      @hoennnoodle 8 років тому +4918

      "Oh look it's one of those walking, touching lettuce dispensers again"

    • @alexandert696
      @alexandert696 8 років тому +1332

      maybe they think we are pedobears

    • @GROMALOCARIS
      @GROMALOCARIS 7 років тому +164

      YES DEY DOO

    • @BreadApologist
      @BreadApologist 7 років тому +661

      I assure you I cant be weird! How can someone who watches hentai foot fetish / tentacle porn and sleeps with a stuffed animal and a machette possibly be "Weird"?

    • @mariajosesousa1414
      @mariajosesousa1414 7 років тому +62

      Ok, Just don't chop that animal's Genitals off.

  • @mueezadam8438
    @mueezadam8438 4 роки тому +8022

    Me: **pets**
    Animal: **doesn’t walk away**
    Me: I am Mother Nature’s chosen one

  • @serialcarpens290
    @serialcarpens290 3 роки тому +55

    There was a Galapagos Tortoise named Harriet in Australia that died at the age of 175 in 2006. It was said she was collected by Charles Darwin himself in 1835. That is wild.

  • @alefesilva6952
    @alefesilva6952 7 років тому +6485

    "Today I'll sleep earlier" *3AM* "Do Tortoises Like Being Touched?"

  • @pwojo9776
    @pwojo9776 3 роки тому +6436

    Do tortoises like being touched?
    "We don't know, but from what we can tell, we're pretty sure they don't dislike it. They don't try to move away and don't try biting us, so we think that's good."

    • @annfender
      @annfender 3 роки тому +230

      So I guess,we’ll never know

    • @mikey_paw
      @mikey_paw 3 роки тому +680

      my tortoises dances when i rub its shell, the same way when it dances below the watertap

    • @Me-vn3gz
      @Me-vn3gz 3 роки тому +135

      @@mikey_paw 🥺🥺🥺

    • @joshuakim5240
      @joshuakim5240 3 роки тому +494

      Tortoises are capable of tucking their heads in their shell if distressed, annoyed, or not liking the feel of something so at the very least they're okay with being touched. How much they like/dislike/are neutral to touching we may never know because as reptiles, they lack facial features capable of most facial expressions so for all we know, they're laughing at us for being weird.

    • @lokii3970
      @lokii3970 3 роки тому +285

      @@joshuakim5240 Very true, however! Animals that *lean into* touch stimulation often find some sort of satisfaction from the action being dealt to them. An example is a news sensation sphinx cat who gets eye socket scratches. The cat lost the eyes due to extensive medical issues and they couldn't be saved. In videos released by the owner, the cat notably leans into the gentle scritches from its owner. Many commenters have said "that cat probably doesn't like you putting your finger there! this is abuse!"- but if the cat didn't like it well... it would've moved or otherwise been vocal.

  • @manuelschiopu4856
    @manuelschiopu4856 6 років тому +25874

    I think your dog is a bit dehydrated..

  • @kenmayfield3739
    @kenmayfield3739 3 роки тому +451

    They are truly amazing creatures. I have my late mother’s tortoise, (I think Greek but not sure, ) called Rover . He could be 50 years of age. He’s highly intelligent, loves visitors, is a fussy eater, dead lazy, but most of all, his party trick is to push my wheeled garden seat around the lawn until it reaches an obstruction; he then gets underneath it and scratches his shell. He is yet to find a way to turn the seat around, but I’m sure he’s working on it .

    • @elusivemayfly7534
      @elusivemayfly7534 3 роки тому +22

      I love this! Rover sounds wonderful. I used to have a yellow bellied slider named Bowser. We kept his aquarium in the same room as our bunny. My husband used to play tag with the bunny, and Bowser would swim back and forth to follow the direction they were running in.

    • @Exorcist364xs
      @Exorcist364xs 3 роки тому +12

      @@elusivemayfly7534 the intelligence is mind blowing! I’ve read they’re shy but my brothers yellow bellied slider I care for Bubba is not shy at all! She loves company and my brother said she enjoyed The Daily Show.

    • @vaishnavimishra6006
      @vaishnavimishra6006 Рік тому +3

      such a cutie 🥺

    • @supersmashbro596
      @supersmashbro596 Рік тому +7

      he sounds like a goofball.
      i like him already.

    • @PADS62
      @PADS62 Рік тому

      @Ken Mayfield
      How big is he? I so wish I could get one, but I live in a cold climate and I don't think you can have one outside in the snow!? Lol

  • @Alvah707
    @Alvah707 5 років тому +5070

    Crazy to think these tortoises were born way before i was yet they are still gonna outlive me by many years.

    • @blipboigilgamesh7865
      @blipboigilgamesh7865 5 років тому +1013

      It's pretty ironic, regarding your username lol

    • @ShadowStudiosM
      @ShadowStudiosM 5 років тому +291

      @@dogfishwholesome9200 yoo relax on the negativity my dude

    • @RobGodMC
      @RobGodMC 5 років тому +191

      @@dogfishwholesome9200 Yeah right?! Dying is one of my favourite things. Right after hammering nails through my hands.

    • @Alvah707
      @Alvah707 5 років тому +87

      Eva p i never said i wanted to live forever and immortal is just my username. Im happy with the 80-100 year lifespan we have

    • @ordieloved
      @ordieloved 5 років тому +87

      @@Alvah707 I can't understand why people wouldn't want to live forever 😂 If there's no afterlife then we just disappear... That's the moste scariest thought ever kinda makes this world seem cruel

  • @meepmorp7142
    @meepmorp7142 4 роки тому +3446

    Tortoise when they see a human approaching them: *"Hmmmm, monkey"*

    • @mayteexxis
      @mayteexxis 3 роки тому +138

      Monke

    • @sabin97
      @sabin97 3 роки тому +38

      in my mind that "hmmmmmm" sounded like the guy from the dark crystal, chamberlain.....

    • @ZHExotics
      @ZHExotics 3 роки тому +10

      @@sabin97 ohhh yea, I remember him, he was so annoying, I couldn't stand when he would do that😂😂😂

    • @sabin97
      @sabin97 3 роки тому +6

      @@ZHExotics hmmmmm?

    • @MillyKKitty
      @MillyKKitty 3 роки тому +48

      *Tortoise saves monkey*
      Monkey: W-why did you save me?
      Master Oogway: Mmm, Monkey

  • @Mickeybeast
    @Mickeybeast 8 років тому +1786

    I get to work with tortoise like this at a zoo I volunteer at. They are so friendly and very gentle creatures!

    • @jackiechan3932
      @jackiechan3932 8 років тому +23

      Yes but they fart and burp all the time

    • @Mickeybeast
      @Mickeybeast 8 років тому +10

      jakob schoonover that's never bother me.

    • @jackiechan3932
      @jackiechan3932 8 років тому +14

      MickeyBeast They have the worst manners. I like tortoises btw

    • @zachfriedman
      @zachfriedman 8 років тому +1

      what breed?

    • @Mickeybeast
      @Mickeybeast 8 років тому +3

      Live 4 the memes die 4 the memes Aldabra Tortoise

  • @hasangarmarudi2178
    @hasangarmarudi2178 3 роки тому +1041

    Almost all animals like humans to pet them by nature. Such a mysterious interaction between us and them.

    • @SiSlimbo
      @SiSlimbo 3 роки тому +164

      I'm not sure I'd be comfortable petting a piranha, but now you've said that maybe I should give it a go!

    • @paulmichaelfreedman8334
      @paulmichaelfreedman8334 3 роки тому +92

      @@SiSlimbo Or a croc, or a tiger, or a lion, or a great white.... With exception of maybe a tamed mammal predator.

    • @SiSlimbo
      @SiSlimbo 3 роки тому +17

      @@paulmichaelfreedman8334 Good advice!! 👍🏻

    • @MrPicklesAndTea
      @MrPicklesAndTea 3 роки тому +76

      @@SiSlimbo Mmmhh... You'd probably have to develop a positive relationship with said piranha, but lots of fish like to be pet.

    • @SiSlimbo
      @SiSlimbo 3 роки тому +35

      @@MrPicklesAndTea
      ...like (I think I've got this right)...a cuddle fish? 🤭

  • @nayemrahman8656
    @nayemrahman8656 3 роки тому +7453

    Caretaker: I have some good news for you.
    Tortoise: There is never any good or bad news. It’s just news.
    Caretaker: I’m going to pet you.
    Tortoise: That is good news :)

  • @astaridjatmiko8187
    @astaridjatmiko8187 5 років тому +2593

    "do tortoises like being touched?" this question's been bothering me for decades

  • @dogsvibes
    @dogsvibes 4 роки тому +5770

    Guy: "Oh he like being touched"
    **Pets tortoise**
    Tortoise: •____•

    • @mindh1901
      @mindh1901 4 роки тому +22

      🤣

    • @alicandylover2286
      @alicandylover2286 4 роки тому +121

      When you pet a tortoise try not to do it close to the mouth because a tortoises mouth is very sharp and can hurt you

    • @53subscribersnovideos35
      @53subscribersnovideos35 4 роки тому +9

      e _ e

    • @karldoesstuffYT
      @karldoesstuffYT 4 роки тому +98

      @@alicandylover2286 they usually give plenty of warnings before they even open their mouth, even wild tortoises will retract their heads before they bite you if you touch them near their mouth

    • @alicandylover2286
      @alicandylover2286 4 роки тому +1

      @@karldoesstuffYT true

  • @kslolohoku2665
    @kslolohoku2665 3 роки тому +265

    There's a video of a smaller terrapin or tortoise getting its shell brushed with a toothbrush and he is clearly loving it!! Wiggling back and forth. If you liked this video, try searching turtle toothbrush or something similar and I hope you share my smiles!

  • @gwenr1649
    @gwenr1649 3 роки тому +1924

    I met a tortoise and he looooved being scratched under his chin. He'd lean toward you if you stopped scritching him.

  • @joiion913
    @joiion913 4 роки тому +10971

    Crazy how the tortoise in this video will still be alive when everyone in the comment section is dead

    • @xA0SAA
      @xA0SAA 4 роки тому +1607

      Tortoises can easily live to 150 years old so try getting some education before correcting a right answer

    • @p.boscardin
      @p.boscardin 4 роки тому +31

      Turtles

    • @joost5755
      @joost5755 4 роки тому +561

      @@xA0SAA How old is that tortoise? If its already ~75, he/she might be right.

    • @bosss8952
      @bosss8952 4 роки тому +40

      Can't say may be or maybe not

    • @zain6008
      @zain6008 4 роки тому +248

      @@xA0SAA hypocrite. You don't know how old the tortoise is and 150 years is optimal, 100 is much more common.

  • @TheOutsider69
    @TheOutsider69 5 років тому +1449

    I mean... I had no immediate plans to pet a tortoise but this is good to know I guess.

  • @honkytonk8036
    @honkytonk8036 3 роки тому +114

    The giant tortoise have always looked so wise, and gentle to me. I wonder if there's great giant tortoise philosophers we don't know about

    • @awekeningbro1207
      @awekeningbro1207 3 роки тому +29

      you're looking for master Oogway

    • @dewaynealison4259
      @dewaynealison4259 9 місяців тому

      Yes, he was in the Tootsie Pop commercial from the early 1970s -- which still airs on television today.

  • @Rekken200
    @Rekken200 4 роки тому +9628

    On some distant planet, tortoises are 1000 times bigger, and nomads use the top of their shells as traveling cities

    • @ultimateempress1739
      @ultimateempress1739 4 роки тому +116

      Like terry pratchet

    • @thepriestofvaranasi
      @thepriestofvaranasi 4 роки тому +363

      Maybe our earth is a giant tortoise. Who knows?

    • @LadyCoyKoi
      @LadyCoyKoi 4 роки тому +74

      That is actually an awesome planet. I love your creative mind.🥰

    • @ceasaddict2531
      @ceasaddict2531 4 роки тому +432

      @Lycan *Scanning for sense of humour* ... *no signs detected*.

    • @kucanusa3750
      @kucanusa3750 4 роки тому +12

      I'll keep it 100 did not expect you here.

  • @gtrman69777
    @gtrman69777 4 роки тому +3632

    They're cute because they're slow. Imagine if they could run and had a bad attitude.

    • @portcullis5622
      @portcullis5622 4 роки тому +349

      Apparently, scientists have done experiments, extracting genes from cheetahs and inserting them into tortoise embryos. The first generation of offspring were born nearly five years ago.
      They don't know the results, as nobody has managed to catch one yet!

    • @maxthepaladin2147
      @maxthepaladin2147 4 роки тому +310

      @@portcullis5622 I just imagined bunch of guys in lab coats chasing after a super-fast tortoise and I love it

    • @deadaf6098
      @deadaf6098 4 роки тому +81

      Then they'd be dinosaurs

    • @timelapsedfox7731
      @timelapsedfox7731 4 роки тому +76

      Turtles wated too much points in armor

    • @Lupo32
      @Lupo32 4 роки тому +1

      Then they would be rabbits 🐇

  • @bibniebt
    @bibniebt 9 років тому +1689

    It's interesting seeing how animals react to things that would never happen to them in the wild, so they don't have a necessary instinctual response. This must have been the weirdest feeling at first, but then they realized it was awesome

    • @duffyviney8885
      @duffyviney8885 8 років тому +15

      +The King of the Penguins It's such a trip.

    • @Bilesmith
      @Bilesmith 8 років тому +85

      +The King of the Penguins They be like: Iie... Eeh?? Ooh! Sugoi!!! KIMOCHI!!!

    • @drServitis
      @drServitis 8 років тому +76

      +The King of the Penguins That's what happens to me when I finally convince a woman to go on a date with me. It's completely foreign and unknown because it almost never happens, but then I realize it's awesome, like you said, LOL.

    • @RainAngel111
      @RainAngel111 8 років тому +46

      +The King of the Penguins I think that they may feel similar things in the wild. Notice that they're rubbing the outstretched neck. They can rub their neck on a tree or rock in the wild if they want, and mating pairs may rub necks sometimes too, I'm not sure.
      It's like, most cats like to be pet most on the sides of their face and neck, where they usually rub other things, and that's usually how they greet each other too, by bopping and rubbing heads with each other.

    • @jasminflower3814
      @jasminflower3814 8 років тому +5

      +Charles Darwin Mmmmm, does your mum know your doing that Charlie. :-/

  • @victorkunchev6438
    @victorkunchev6438 3 роки тому +123

    When you tap on on their back like that and they get startled, do they experience shellshock?

  • @PossumMedic
    @PossumMedic 3 роки тому +6021

    “Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is a mystery, but scritches are a gift.”

    • @zookaroo2132
      @zookaroo2132 3 роки тому +169

      There are no scratchiddents

    • @bobbob-vt3bw
      @bobbob-vt3bw 3 роки тому +77

      Master oogway

    • @kalyanachakravarthi2736
      @kalyanachakravarthi2736 3 роки тому +15

      Epic lol

    • @bulbasour3
      @bulbasour3 3 роки тому +5

      Underrated comment lol 💚

    • @Vld45
      @Vld45 3 роки тому +5

      @@bobbob-vt3bw Actually,Lao Tzu :) Master Oogway was a Taoist,and Lao Tzu was the father of it.

  • @ChuckKeough
    @ChuckKeough 6 років тому +7481

    Pretty sure that's a dinosaur.

    • @despairdoodles2254
      @despairdoodles2254 6 років тому +133

      Well heres a thing, there is a turtle, biggest turtle to ever be known i believe, called carbonemys it looks somewhat like a tortoise, but has a spikey shell.

    • @Simon0
      @Simon0 6 років тому +86

      its a giant duck.

    •  6 років тому +133

      pretty sure you're talking about bowser

    • @Simon0
      @Simon0 6 років тому +64

      bowser died when mario jumped over his head.. and hit the switch which made him fall into the lava. thus.. this cannot be bowser. Bowser is dead. it could be bowser junior though.. who is still alive.

    • @despairdoodles2254
      @despairdoodles2254 6 років тому +5

      Nope im not talking about bowser this is a dinosaur im really talking about
      (Trust me i know. Because i played ARK: Survival Evolved)

  • @matheusd.rodrigues429
    @matheusd.rodrigues429 3 роки тому +1679

    If you're asking yourself why do turtoise extend their necks when being touched even though in nature no animal would simply caress a turtoise, it's because some birds eat parasites that live in the turtoise skin, so when they felt the birds walking, they would extend the biggest portion of their soft skin (their necks) so the birds could find the parasites faster.

    • @yasminemokrane4914
      @yasminemokrane4914 3 роки тому +224

      Ohhh I thought my tortoises likes me,, she’s just trynna get rid of non-existing parasites

    • @garr_inc
      @garr_inc 3 роки тому +22

      Today I learned. Thank you.

    • @WiFish
      @WiFish 3 роки тому +5

      @@yasminemokrane4914 it exists.. Somewhere..

    • @TheJellybeanDrifter
      @TheJellybeanDrifter 3 роки тому +70

      Or perhaps just maybe the tortoises have grown to enjoy the feeling of having a neck massage?

    • @joshuakim5240
      @joshuakim5240 3 роки тому +139

      @@yasminemokrane4914
      To be fair, parasite removal likely feels really good so maybe your tortoise uses that built-in response to convey feeling good. It is a positive reaction, even with the parasite context, after all.

  • @TortureAsylum
    @TortureAsylum 3 роки тому +26

    Man.. I wish my job was “interacting with a tortoise on a daily basis”

  • @hlebcheck3729
    @hlebcheck3729 5 років тому +731

    Tortoise: •_•
    *You touched it*
    Tortoise: •_•

    • @chorengtan660
      @chorengtan660 4 роки тому +10

      Too cute XD

    • @DonnieDoodles
      @DonnieDoodles 4 роки тому +6

      Tortoise: -_-
      "The tactile sensation on your shell fills you with DETERMINATION."
      Tortoise: -_-

    • @veledwin1
      @veledwin1 4 роки тому +1

      Actually it was more like this
      Tortoise: •_•
      Man: *Touches it*
      Tortoise: •_•
      | | 👈

  • @random-b-i2480
    @random-b-i2480 4 роки тому +2910

    Guy: pets tortoise.
    Tortoise: 👁️_👁️

    • @abmalreklaw5096
      @abmalreklaw5096 4 роки тому +14

      random -B-I there's a comet exactly above you said is basically the same
      except it's better because he doesn't use emoji's

    • @random-b-i2480
      @random-b-i2480 3 роки тому +1

      @@orionroberts1253 congrats, that's the joke

    • @FloweijFR
      @FloweijFR 3 роки тому +8

      👁v👁

    • @tripakastayw6872
      @tripakastayw6872 3 роки тому +3

      Tortoise in his head: m8 tf u doin

    • @blightedcrowmain8236
      @blightedcrowmain8236 3 роки тому +1

      @@random-b-i2480 nop

  • @endm_
    @endm_ 3 роки тому +4879

    “Do Tortoises Like Being Touched?”
    Me, having never seen a tortoise in my life: I must know the answer to this question

    • @apocalypticblox2346
      @apocalypticblox2346 3 роки тому +50

      That’s sad :(

    • @Zeviak
      @Zeviak 3 роки тому +11

      We throw tortoises :(

    • @justintucker1211
      @justintucker1211 3 роки тому +48

      It sounds like you live in a cold, dark, scary place

    • @endm_
      @endm_ 3 роки тому +33

      @Justin Tucker just a watery place with lakes and rivers, I’ve seen a lot of turtles :)

    • @dqw4w9wgxcq32
      @dqw4w9wgxcq32 3 роки тому +7

      :( where do you live? I thought tortoises were everywhere. We have a lot of them here in Georgia.

  • @sculptednostalgia
    @sculptednostalgia 6 років тому +1811

    He looks so wise

    • @CG_GamingChannel
      @CG_GamingChannel 6 років тому +25

      I know right

    • @nobutasu3285
      @nobutasu3285 6 років тому +126

      oogway

    • @harbl99
      @harbl99 6 років тому +115

      Well, he did spend a long time learning to be a zoologist.

    • @garyjones2561
      @garyjones2561 6 років тому +92

      harbl99 No, i think he means the tortoise.

    • @skjoldr2115
      @skjoldr2115 6 років тому +1

      LMFAO

  • @hitra1958
    @hitra1958 8 років тому +967

    for a weird reason now i want to pet a t95 tank destroyer....

    • @AtomicFolly
      @AtomicFolly 8 років тому +28

      wot what!!

    • @hoennnoodle
      @hoennnoodle 8 років тому +41

      Razvan Popovici Why? Just get a tortoise. better DPM anyways

    • @FlyingEndeavor
      @FlyingEndeavor 7 років тому +2

      lol same xD

    • @EastAtLeast
      @EastAtLeast 7 років тому +22

      +beepybeetle t95 doesn't have huge weakspots from the front.

    • @grumpydinosaur1728
      @grumpydinosaur1728 7 років тому +2

      iHaveNoFreakingName lol world of tank

  • @naverilllang
    @naverilllang 3 роки тому +1060

    It's 3 am, I should go to bed
    "Do tortoises like to be touched?"
    *I MUST KNOW*

  • @AxiomTutor
    @AxiomTutor 3 роки тому +46

    Would binge watch videos of animals being happy for thousands of hours.

  • @ediskey
    @ediskey 7 років тому +2943

    "Yes slave, rub my neck... "

    • @thunderplunder1013
      @thunderplunder1013 6 років тому +11

      Ediskey The Cynic 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Bing_Bonger
      @Bing_Bonger 6 років тому +231

      I will outlive you slave

    • @alcd6333
      @alcd6333 6 років тому +85

      Considering he'll outlive all of us by at least 100 years, I'd say that's an accurate statement.

    • @michael-k.
      @michael-k. 6 років тому +50

      Feed my leaves, NOW

    • @muhhafizharamanda4807
      @muhhafizharamanda4807 6 років тому +9

      Wtfuuuck

  • @FurryMeatloaf
    @FurryMeatloaf 3 роки тому +926

    Mine makes a hissing noise and quickly pulls everything into his shell when I touch him. Maybe in 50 years he'll appreciate my attempts to pet him.

    • @buffalo569
      @buffalo569 3 роки тому +53

      make sure you’re being very gentle, and maybe try on the back of their neck first?

    • @lokii3970
      @lokii3970 3 роки тому +55

      If you have not had an extensive time around the animal for handling, or essentially raised it from birth, it will likely take MANY small steps to get an animal to trust you and enjoy your company. It can definitely happen- There's a channel on UA-cam that showcases a man's snapping turtle pet following and climbing all over him, but not once being aggressive. I believe he was called Gizmo the snapping turtle?

    • @FurryMeatloaf
      @FurryMeatloaf 3 роки тому +14

      @@buffalo569 Even touching his shell causes him to recoil. I've only had him for a few months though and am not able to spend a great deal of time with him each day.

    • @buffalo569
      @buffalo569 3 роки тому +26

      @@FurryMeatloaf that really sucks :( i guess you just have to spend more time to bond with him then, good luck!

    • @jjmurphy00
      @jjmurphy00 3 роки тому +8

      @@FurryMeatloaf I think you should have got a bowl and 2 fish.. that tortoise will be sad and grumpy.

  • @Lumax96
    @Lumax96 6 років тому +1456

    Their faces always kinda look like old people, especially when they are chewing

  • @WarningStrangerDanger
    @WarningStrangerDanger 3 роки тому +23

    I had a pet turtle when I was In high school. It would try to get me to pet its neck and usually wanted my body heat on its skin. It surprised people how much it wanted to be pet and how easily it let strangers hold it and warm it like a heat rock.

  • @benis9965
    @benis9965 8 років тому +317

    turtles have something good about them, even if they are giant, they are cute because they are so slow

    • @agirlyoudontknow332
      @agirlyoudontknow332 8 років тому +7

      good thought

    • @2bad610
      @2bad610 8 років тому +28

      Tortoises*

    • @tehprotrollboi6472
      @tehprotrollboi6472 8 років тому +1

      yas - also sloths - my sister wanted to watch a documentary - i told her a sloth documentary XD

    • @benis9965
      @benis9965 8 років тому +2

      Pumpkin Smasher79
      but... he's not cute at all

    • @not2tees
      @not2tees 8 років тому +9

      Yes, it's interesting to contemplate those wise old serene faces, with the kind of innocent roundness to the heads.

  • @marilyncarson3929
    @marilyncarson3929 7 років тому +3672

    conclusion: tortoise like touch
    touch gud
    touchy the tortoise

  • @MrTobylol
    @MrTobylol 5 років тому +3985

    He eats snacc
    He doesn't cracc
    but most importantly
    he feels his bacc

  • @johnoxford6830
    @johnoxford6830 4 роки тому +3727

    i went into this video expecting something like "oh we measured the brain waves of a sample of 100 tortoises"
    the video: "so yeah like we just rub their neck and they like extend it so yeah"

    • @chehystpewpur4754
      @chehystpewpur4754 4 роки тому +468

      most things that extend when rubbed are showing signs of enjoyment... id have to say science backs that one up.

    • @jadeblades
      @jadeblades 4 роки тому +178

      @@chehystpewpur4754 oh no...

    • @dragonslayer101
      @dragonslayer101 4 роки тому +69

      @@chehystpewpur4754 uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhpleasestopppppp

    • @chehystpewpur4754
      @chehystpewpur4754 4 роки тому +85

      @@jadeblades professor tortoise says oh yes my good sir.

    • @TK-ij2xi
      @TK-ij2xi 4 роки тому +21

      Science.

  • @yami-no-kami3586
    @yami-no-kami3586 5 років тому +641

    When she was a teen, my mom owned a little turtle and everytime she petted him, he made his neck as long as possible because he enjoyed the attention so much.

    • @fannywidell2270
      @fannywidell2270 4 роки тому +63

      Aaaaw, that's so sweet! Thank you for telling this little feel good story. It really cheered me up.

    • @richardcraig3340
      @richardcraig3340 4 роки тому +59

      You sure it was a turtle?

    • @ReneeKy
      @ReneeKy 4 роки тому +31

      sounded wrong but ok

    • @yuutoyasashii5282
      @yuutoyasashii5282 4 роки тому +7

      that does sound okay for little kids... but... well...

    • @Fenrir-sv7zt
      @Fenrir-sv7zt 4 роки тому +2

      Well,seems everyone here will think a bit of other way,but that's alright

  • @Knoar
    @Knoar 6 років тому +1572

    What do you do for a living?
    Pet turtles.

    • @lisaanderson976
      @lisaanderson976 5 років тому +58

      Best. Job. Ever.

    • @billyneal3969
      @billyneal3969 5 років тому +81

      T O R T O I S E

    • @tRiLoGy184
      @tRiLoGy184 5 років тому +1

      Lisa Anderson could not have said it better 👍🏻

    • @gracerobertson6127
      @gracerobertson6127 5 років тому +8

      TORTOISE BTW DUMBASS

    • @ItsMzPhoenix
      @ItsMzPhoenix 5 років тому +8

      They’re tortoises, actually - turtles are aquatic, while the former group is terrestrial.

  • @megan5867
    @megan5867 4 місяці тому +1

    I volunteered at our zoo for a summer in the amphibians and reptiles department. My favorite part were the two giant Aldabra tortoises. They absolutely loved having their necks scratched. Truly amazing animals.

  • @Suntro
    @Suntro 8 років тому +3934

    my other neck extends when its rubbed too

    • @pacomax123456789
      @pacomax123456789 8 років тому +653

      ok now what the actual fuck

    • @oxoConstantinEoxo
      @oxoConstantinEoxo 8 років тому +211

      Can i rub it too? I'll be gentle.
      ...at first... >:)

    • @oxoConstantinEoxo
      @oxoConstantinEoxo 8 років тому +12

      Prince CoolDude69 lololololol xD you've made my day. xD

    • @skrimpdick5583
      @skrimpdick5583 8 років тому +183

      You guys make me want to kill myself.

    • @yorka274
      @yorka274 8 років тому +4

      Lrdvltr XD good one

  • @NoneRain_
    @NoneRain_ 3 роки тому +728

    Do tortoises like being touched?
    "we don't know exactly, but we touch them a lot"

    • @GayLPer
      @GayLPer 3 роки тому +99

      A bit closer to "Probably - they react to us touching their necks by extending them, which shows just how much they trust us and apparently desire the contact"

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 роки тому

      Don't talk to me! I am famous! Don't dislike my good good GOOD videos! Don't talk to me, dear non

    • @e.k.4629
      @e.k.4629 3 роки тому +57

      Nearly all the animals try to protect their neck when in danger as it is such an essential part of the body. Tortoises extending their neck is actually a huge trust indicator so there you go.

    • @dinoflame9696
      @dinoflame9696 3 роки тому

      they just had to get it out there

    • @Banana-Boi
      @Banana-Boi 3 роки тому +4

      @@AxxLAfriku Your parents must be proud

  • @LucasAlmeida-pr6uc
    @LucasAlmeida-pr6uc 4 роки тому +452

    Here's my method to find out: count fingers before touching it, touch it, count fingers again

  • @stringstorm
    @stringstorm 3 роки тому +16

    Humans be like: I am unsure what this creature is but I would like to pet it.

    • @maarekstele2998
      @maarekstele2998 3 роки тому

      Out of all the videos lol i did not expect to see you here

  • @ryuthepanda3993
    @ryuthepanda3993 3 роки тому +1543

    Tortoise: why is this human patting me so much
    Human: (gives food)
    Tortoise: I suppose it was a trade?

  • @Darknscary13
    @Darknscary13 3 роки тому +988

    "You like being touched. Why?"
    "Mm, monke"

    • @zakeur5146
      @zakeur5146 3 роки тому +31

      Better than the Godzilla vs Kong memes!

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 2 роки тому +1

      Proud to be the 1000th like of this comment
      Remember, for every like this comment gets the turtle lives that many years

  • @pumabear4325
    @pumabear4325 6 років тому +1776

    Aww..so cute..I want a giant tortoise, so I can rub his neck!

    • @TheIcemanthomas
      @TheIcemanthomas 6 років тому +64

      PUMA BEAR pause

    • @doctordl7757
      @doctordl7757 6 років тому +11

      CPGoat #3 LMBO !😂😂

    • @caileengrandy6162
      @caileengrandy6162 6 років тому +37

      My inch round turtle lets me stroke her neck

    • @marcomartinez856
      @marcomartinez856 5 років тому +7

      Buy a Sulcata Tortoise. They get pretty big and aren't too expensive Believe it or not

    • @tallen9988
      @tallen9988 5 років тому +2

      Marco Martinez
      Yea I have a sulcata

  • @vinayakshenoy7333
    @vinayakshenoy7333 3 роки тому +11

    Such lovely, adorable and innocent creatures.

  • @Robert-yc9ql
    @Robert-yc9ql 3 роки тому +712

    I find it fascinating that so very many species enjoy being gently rubbed/stroked or held/cuddled... from birds to tiny mammals, even sea creatures.
    There seems to be something universal about calm tactile sensations that cross the species barrier.
    I like to think of it as a primordial connection from long ago that still remains.

    • @semper_reformanda_1517
      @semper_reformanda_1517 3 роки тому +44

      Why is there beauty in the world? Because God created it. Nature is not some sterile accident.

    • @user-dt5my7cj1q
      @user-dt5my7cj1q 3 роки тому +156

      @@semper_reformanda_1517 yes it is. And that’s what’s amazing about it. Don’t give credit to where it is not due.

    • @neostrophe5003
      @neostrophe5003 3 роки тому +20

      such is the beauty of a world where chaos is the norm

    • @teratoma.
      @teratoma. 3 роки тому +74

      @@semper_reformanda_1517 why do you create imaginary beings to simplify incredibly complex topics into fairy tale concepts that have no basis in reality? because of ignorance about subject matter

    • @teratoma.
      @teratoma. 3 роки тому +54

      @@whitedinamo I was religious until my adult years, I am well aware of positives of religions, definitely more than the average believer who just accepts it as it is.
      just because its used as a way to connect with other people, a reason to self improve, to cope and create purpose, to create positive values and habits, to have a spiritual outlet etc.
      its still about believing in a imaginary guy in the sky with accompanied fairy tales that has no basis in reality
      in other words, my reply wasn't about dissecting religion's purpose and positives of it, but giving an equally condescending reply to someone who used superstition to "lecture" op

  • @clubsnatcher
    @clubsnatcher 3 роки тому +252

    "They look like they're enjoying it a little bit"
    Tortoise before: 👽
    Tortoise after: 👽

  • @jakefromstatefarm2212
    @jakefromstatefarm2212 5 років тому +2421

    Caretaker: how's that?
    Tortoise: good good...now lower
    Caretaker: 👀

  • @paulamiles9559
    @paulamiles9559 Рік тому +4

    I am continually amazed at how affectionate tortoises are.

  • @emilionaire
    @emilionaire 5 років тому +590

    Master Oogway's younger days

  • @kiran258
    @kiran258 5 років тому +1006

    Its probably like how we feel when we touch the top of our nails...

  • @dmeads5663
    @dmeads5663 4 роки тому +709

    Turtles are notorious for their kung fu skills.

    • @limiv5272
      @limiv5272 4 роки тому +18

      Those are tortoises though

    • @dmeads5663
      @dmeads5663 4 роки тому +42

      Limi V all tortoises are turtles, but not all turtles are tortoises.

    • @limiv5272
      @limiv5272 4 роки тому +30

      @@dmeads5663 *Surprised Pikachu face

    • @richardcraig3340
      @richardcraig3340 4 роки тому +3

      Ninjitsu

    • @limiv5272
      @limiv5272 4 роки тому +2

      @@richardcraig3340 I took some ninjutsu classes, and there were no turtles )-:

  • @LAZERAK47V2
    @LAZERAK47V2 3 роки тому +8

    I'd imagine a conversation would go something like this:
    Tortoise: Oh hello again little Timmy! It's good to see you today!
    Guy: Uh, I'm John... Timothy was my grandfather.
    Tortoise: Wassat? Speak up little Timmy, you know I don't hear very well!

  • @regan3873
    @regan3873 4 роки тому +1294

    This video: Do tortoises like to be touched?
    Me: what a weird question to ask
    ...
    Me: I have to know

  • @Miitsu222
    @Miitsu222 4 роки тому +444

    Do turtle like being touched
    "I mean they dont not like it"

  • @bubbletea2647
    @bubbletea2647 3 роки тому +585

    UA-cam: Aren't they cute?
    Me: But why now?
    UA-cam: I said aren't they cute?
    Me: Yes, yes they are.

    • @RareSquid
      @RareSquid 3 роки тому +5

      Aha! there u are

    • @bubbletea2647
      @bubbletea2647 3 роки тому +1

      @@RareSquid where ?

    • @danbennett9328
      @danbennett9328 3 роки тому +3

      i always skip the video and go straight to the youtube algorithm comment

    • @gautam_vats
      @gautam_vats 3 роки тому +2

      Ok?

    • @BlueSky-ls5qy
      @BlueSky-ls5qy 3 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @center1581
    @center1581 3 роки тому +9

    Me in my head as I clicked the video: “please say yes”.

  • @RamyaVnkt
    @RamyaVnkt 8 років тому +223

    They are SOOOO adorable!!! I wish I could pet them too!

  • @yesicanhearyouclemfandango
    @yesicanhearyouclemfandango 3 роки тому +616

    Any animal: *exists*
    Humans : *WE MUST PET THIS THING!*

    • @52flyingbicycles
      @52flyingbicycles 3 роки тому +44

      Good thing most animals liked to be petted!
      And the ones that don’t will tell you real quick

    • @ericvosselmans5657
      @ericvosselmans5657 3 роки тому +12

      you mean 1 % : WE MUST PET THIS THING!
      99 % : LET"S EAT IT!

    • @rubickevich
      @rubickevich 3 роки тому +39

      @@ericvosselmans5657 it's more like: 99% let's pet them, the same 99% let's eat some other animals. Have nothing against it, meat is required to build up a healthy diet. Just don't pet your food, and don't eat your pets.

    • @MothGirl007
      @MothGirl007 3 роки тому +8

      @@rubickevich Meat is truly not required for a healthy diet.

    • @scoobydoobydoooo
      @scoobydoobydoooo 3 роки тому

      I aint petting no frigging Rhino.

  • @LittleIcarus
    @LittleIcarus 3 роки тому +1174

    tortoise: ._.
    Guy: *pets him* look, he likes being petted
    tortoise: ._.

    • @reducedfaticecreamisjustde1447
      @reducedfaticecreamisjustde1447 3 роки тому +83

      wow i didn't realize that tortoises could be so emotional.

    • @Galegium
      @Galegium 3 роки тому +7

      It is not known for sure if they really like affection.

    • @eminberkunal3919
      @eminberkunal3919 3 роки тому +61

      More like:
      tortoise:
      (._.)
      Guy: pets him look, he likes being petted
      tortoise:
      (._.)
      ||
      ||

    • @mareksicinski3726
      @mareksicinski3726 3 роки тому +3

      @@Galegium you might as well say it abt anyone

    • @Icetea-2000
      @Icetea-2000 3 роки тому +7

      I know you’re joking but it’s funny that some people legitimately think that animals can show facial expressions

  • @12345DJay
    @12345DJay 3 роки тому +38

    Tortoises: basically immortal land battle ships with the mentality of a Snorlax

  • @Heidegaff
    @Heidegaff 4 роки тому +813

    Title: "Do Tortoises Like Being Touched?
    "
    Guy in the video: "No clue, we touch them and they look fine."

    • @lalalanabunny
      @lalalanabunny 4 роки тому +9

      i like being toched

    • @aprinceofearthsea4875
      @aprinceofearthsea4875 3 роки тому +6

      @Mr.Right 07 Uh, you should get permission from any animal before you touch it.
      Do you just walk up to rattlesnakes and touch them?

    • @toasty1735
      @toasty1735 3 роки тому +15

      @@aprinceofearthsea4875 Yes

    • @Vistresian1941
      @Vistresian1941 3 роки тому +3

      @@aprinceofearthsea4875 Permission, huh?

    • @martinprochazka3714
      @martinprochazka3714 3 роки тому +31

      @@aprinceofearthsea4875 He didn't get his fingers bitten off, that's pretty much a permission when it comes to animals.

  • @L1nkn1vy
    @L1nkn1vy 5 років тому +546

    Up next: Do Snapping Turtles like being touched?

    • @paolopasaol9700
      @paolopasaol9700 5 років тому +52

      Yes. Especially from where they can get a free lunch 🤣

    • @paladinboyd1228
      @paladinboyd1228 5 років тому +40

      L1nkn1vy, Followed by, how to reattach your hand.

    • @ylette
      @ylette 5 років тому +9

      Have someone made a picture of a snapping turtle with the text "I'm about to snap"? Otherwise I'll do it, maybe.

    • @asher6657
      @asher6657 5 років тому +6

      actually there was a video of a guy who has a common snapping turtle as a pet.... They love being touched... he did it several times in the video. The turtle had no aggresive reaction at all.

    • @montanaplease
      @montanaplease 4 роки тому

      Oh snap

  • @AGirlCalledLevi
    @AGirlCalledLevi 8 років тому +140

    I have a feeling that tortoises view us as sort of organic scratching posts. They're all like, oh, oh, if I stretch my neck out this beasty will come and scratch it! I haven't been able to reach that itch in 20 years!

    • @c20skilly
      @c20skilly 8 років тому +29

      Exactly. We are there scratching slaves lol

    • @theduck7788
      @theduck7788 8 років тому +5

      It's just like with dogs.

    • @ZyozyoPadilla
      @ZyozyoPadilla 7 років тому +6

      The place of humans in the greater ecosystem: the answer to the questions posed by philosophers for centuries!

  • @RAY18999
    @RAY18999 3 роки тому +2

    Dinosaurs : promise me that you will take care of humans
    Turtle : I will !

  • @Haedox
    @Haedox 3 роки тому +4578

    That tortoise has been touched more than my wife has touched me for the past four years :(

    • @stopmotionguy3997
      @stopmotionguy3997 3 роки тому +106

      When are you going to upload again?

    • @CATELlegend1
      @CATELlegend1 3 роки тому +147

      First error, you got married :v hehehe im joking. Joking. No, but seriously-

    • @RosePetal222
      @RosePetal222 3 роки тому +299

      get a new wife

    • @02_Nman
      @02_Nman 3 роки тому +214

      Maybe you just gotta stick ur pp out like the tortoise stick their neck out.

    • @MausOfTheHouse
      @MausOfTheHouse 3 роки тому +38

      Get a new one

  • @BinkieMcFartnuggets
    @BinkieMcFartnuggets 9 років тому +248

    They're really like a cross between elderly people and dogs aka the perfect pet.

    • @ZuzuTheUnicorn
      @ZuzuTheUnicorn 9 років тому +22

      Now I can't stop thinking about tortoises in that way xD

    • @starburstnovaaj7401
      @starburstnovaaj7401 9 років тому +41

      BinkieMcFartnuggets Exactly! Just look at his dry lips, and his pink bulging tounge. His neck is so smooth yet baggy and wrinkly, and hes always licking his lips every 10 seconds. Hes just like a grandpa.

    • @jmitterii2
      @jmitterii2 9 років тому +22

      BinkieMcFartnuggets I've always wanted my own dementia patient. But I'll settle for a turtle instead.

    • @Poop-nu1so
      @Poop-nu1so 9 років тому +1

      BinkieMcFartnuggets Why do I run into you everywhere on youtube? You're always hilarious man...

  • @WisdomInExperience
    @WisdomInExperience 3 роки тому +287

    Imagine you don't have hands and fingers and you got an itch on your neck ? Anyone who scratches you would be your GOD.

    • @awakenedcrowl
      @awakenedcrowl 3 роки тому +3

      Imagine a Turtoise having an itchy shell

    • @unknownhero2980
      @unknownhero2980 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah.. what a great thinking bro.
      🙏🙏🙏

    • @vibhushukla8900
      @vibhushukla8900 3 роки тому +5

      @@awakenedcrowl they actually do get itchy shell because of very small insects or parasites

    • @vario6492
      @vario6492 Рік тому

      But how are you gonna tell your human you need a scratch? WHERE you need that scratch? Oops

  • @dragon6821
    @dragon6821 3 роки тому +3

    I love that tortoises look animatronic, at all times, cause of their stiff slow movements, you can only real tell when you're in person

    • @theratman6468
      @theratman6468 3 роки тому +1

      Y’know, I’ve never seen them that way before.

  • @Grab_N001
    @Grab_N001 4 роки тому +100

    They aren’t as receptive or affectionate as other domesticated critters, but they still lean into the scritches like anything else. Very cute.

    • @LadyCoyKoi
      @LadyCoyKoi 4 роки тому +8

      Especially their butts. They really enjoy having their back end rub against something. 😅

  • @DuckDodgersthCentury
    @DuckDodgersthCentury 4 роки тому +675

    My neighbor looks like a tortoise...but when i caressed his face like shown in this video, he got very angry. Why is that so?

    • @GK222_
      @GK222_ 4 роки тому +212

      Did you entice him with a leaf first before touching his face?

    • @medgard1949
      @medgard1949 4 роки тому +47

      Bring candles next time, soothes the moment

    • @satinderbirsingh5025
      @satinderbirsingh5025 4 роки тому +11

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @CloutmasterPhluphyy
      @CloutmasterPhluphyy 4 роки тому +53

      He might be scared of you. The neighbor tortoise tends to get agressive when startled. Try a more gentle approach

    • @DustZMann
      @DustZMann 4 роки тому +29

      You gotta touch his neck and back more, that's what they really like. Maybe even pat his ears.

  • @jakefromstatefarm8964
    @jakefromstatefarm8964 3 роки тому +132

    I love tortoises so much they're just "•___•" all the time no drama just joy

  • @briankleinschmidt3664
    @briankleinschmidt3664 3 роки тому +9

    That was adorable. Yoda getting some scratches. I'd say the answer is yes.

  • @FlyntofRWBY
    @FlyntofRWBY 3 роки тому +3025

    What's Mitch McConnell doing in this video?

    • @deaniied
      @deaniied 3 роки тому +316

      dont do my man the tortioise like that

    • @freggo6604
      @freggo6604 3 роки тому +66

      Hiding from the Orange Monster.

    • @Pinefr0st
      @Pinefr0st 3 роки тому +137

      These guys are waaay too cute and kind to be Mitch.

    • @JohnSmith-zo6ir
      @JohnSmith-zo6ir 3 роки тому +16

      Hiding.

    • @cpt.jacksparrow6799
      @cpt.jacksparrow6799 3 роки тому +10

      😂😂😂😂💯

  • @locohobo1925
    @locohobo1925 2 роки тому +6

    The serenity and kindness in their eyes melts my heart… they’re just so gentle and peaceful. 🥲

  • @Rlyeh_The_Dead
    @Rlyeh_The_Dead 7 років тому +944

    While this song in the background was cute and all, it could easily be the soundtrack for a haunted circus.

    • @isid2687
      @isid2687 6 років тому +9

      Shit! 😂💀👀👻

    • @ReiAnikaAyanami
      @ReiAnikaAyanami 6 років тому +4

      literally what I thought

    • @tamarack1pines
      @tamarack1pines 6 років тому +2

      dujfraz Shades Of Pennywise And Maturin? lol

    • @Travmunger
      @Travmunger 6 років тому +4

      😂😂😂 haunted circus

    • @worraz9687
      @worraz9687 6 років тому +3

      It sounds like an off key cover of no surprises by Radiohead

  • @gabrielbay9739
    @gabrielbay9739 3 роки тому +685

    My tortoise comes everyday and asks me to pet him gently tapping my toes, and If I dont he starts biting me... little sucka...
    He loves me though.

    • @alexia3552
      @alexia3552 3 роки тому +102

      that's like "clearly you didn't hear me, maybe biting is louder"
      that's cute tho

    • @apocalypticblox2346
      @apocalypticblox2346 3 роки тому +17

      You can have a tortoise walk around? That’s cool!

    • @pilarsureda1717
      @pilarsureda1717 3 роки тому +4

      @@apocalypticblox2346 ⁹

    • @jfycay
      @jfycay 3 роки тому +17

      Yeah mine likes to walk all over my feet. Follows wherever i go

    • @alimoorad5998
      @alimoorad5998 3 роки тому +2

      what? For real? Is it a hard bite? does he usually or is it only when you dont pet him?

  • @SquatCobbler-Cry
    @SquatCobbler-Cry 3 роки тому +2

    1:03 the wise old man

  • @Lo-tf6qt
    @Lo-tf6qt 7 років тому +139

    I want to get a pet Tortoise because I normally act like a tortoise everyday so we would both have something in common

    • @chapstickwarrior9277
      @chapstickwarrior9277 7 років тому +6

      Shix Lo If you do decide to get one, be sure to do your research! You two can both dig holes in the yard on your spare time. 😁

    • @Lo-tf6qt
      @Lo-tf6qt 7 років тому +1

      already way ahead of ya :)

    • @chapstickwarrior9277
      @chapstickwarrior9277 7 років тому

      Shix Lo Awesome!

    • @karlw1412
      @karlw1412 7 років тому +1

      Shix Lo Plz don't, It's not good for the animal. Im begging you for the animals sake.

    • @chapstickwarrior9277
      @chapstickwarrior9277 7 років тому +8

      William W What are you talking about?

  • @ryaquaza3offical
    @ryaquaza3offical 6 років тому +2787

    0:43 when she touches you in the right spot

  • @mauricejohnson5721
    @mauricejohnson5721 3 роки тому +322

    My man just needs some lotion on his neck that's all.

  • @IrvingIV
    @IrvingIV 8 днів тому

    How wonderful to have hands in a world filled with creatures who long to be held.

  • @sailorrick5586
    @sailorrick5586 8 років тому +241

    is it weird that a tortoise is my favorite animal?

    • @CrackheadGF
      @CrackheadGF 8 років тому +3

      +Sailor Rick Its mine too.

    • @ItsDarcey
      @ItsDarcey 8 років тому +8

      +Sailor Rick nope, how is that wierd? tortoises/turtles re my favourite animals too! I have a tortoise myself

    • @charlesleflamand
      @charlesleflamand 8 років тому +35

      what would be weird is a tortoise having a human as its favorite animal

    • @TheGleasonMan87
      @TheGleasonMan87 8 років тому +2

      I think they are cute!

    • @Vaampe
      @Vaampe 8 років тому +13

      No, what is weird is that its not everyones favorite animal. They are wise, calm, and ancient, and they have this soothing thing about them.