EXTREME Monopoly.

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  • Опубліковано 22 гру 2024
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  • @Valefisk
    @Valefisk  2 роки тому +2430

    store.steampowered.com/app/2138700/Crypt/?beta=1
    announcement pending.

    • @january0th
      @january0th 2 роки тому +84

      Finally I will be able to crypt harder

    • @MarciandCo
      @MarciandCo 2 роки тому +135

      My favorite part is when the monster says "It's crypting time!" then crypted all over those guys

    • @TempusWasTaken
      @TempusWasTaken 2 роки тому +17

      Uh oh...
      The Morbius Monster has escaped its containment.

    • @erdragh
      @erdragh 2 роки тому +21

      Those system requirements be ballin

    • @ijuantm
      @ijuantm 2 роки тому +22

      Will you include a download for Windows 38? Or do we have to bug Microsoft ourselves to get it?

  • @AChamber
    @AChamber 2 роки тому +8566

    The game may have ended, but the experiences will haunt me forever

    • @foresthamilton2243
      @foresthamilton2243 2 роки тому +92

      I wish you a recovery, because there’s no way the recovery will be speedy-

    • @conjure76
      @conjure76 2 роки тому +15

      Omega lul

    • @jfsmit1995
      @jfsmit1995 2 роки тому

      You and your tight ass can never recover

    • @gregbeauclair7608
      @gregbeauclair7608 2 роки тому +17

      I like the classic Cobra Car "howdoyouturnthison"

    • @AChamber
      @AChamber 2 роки тому +13

      @@gregbeauclair7608 la hire is in the driving seat

  • @Solll0
    @Solll0 2 роки тому +8027

    I would like to make a shoutout to the developers for making us suffer through this once more.

  • @varzen8396
    @varzen8396 2 роки тому +1439

    Chamber refusing to give up his small railway business in spite of the pressure from the Big Railway Baron Candy feels like the plot of an animated movie tbh

    • @Duval-In-The-Wall
      @Duval-In-The-Wall Рік тому +94

      He ended up being the one bankrupted in the end lol

    • @Thomaas551
      @Thomaas551 7 місяців тому +23

      ​@Duval-In-The-Wall it's about the message, not the money

    • @Totasfunnynumber
      @Totasfunnynumber 4 місяці тому +3

      It's a wonderful life

  • @Airbournjack
    @Airbournjack 2 роки тому +3169

    "Cheating is okay if you do it fast enough for nobody to find out" is kinda in the spirit of monopoly tbh

    • @bengal4047
      @bengal4047 2 роки тому +265

      Exactly. Nothing says Monopoly like hurriedly thinking 'oh thank god, they didn't notice I landed on their space. Act casual!'

    • @thadiamond1667
      @thadiamond1667 2 роки тому +144

      Isn't there literally a Monopoly "cheaters edition" or something like that

    • @Sydney_Angelyt
      @Sydney_Angelyt 2 роки тому +29

      @@thadiamond1667 yes

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 2 роки тому +148

      Even if it's not in the spirit of the game, it's _absolutely_ in the spirit of its inspiration.

    • @Tonatsi
      @Tonatsi 2 роки тому +167

      I'm fairly certain that there's a monopoly rule that states that any errors must be discarded once the turn has ended, thus it would literally be codified: If no one catches it, it's legal.

  • @Lord_of_Fail
    @Lord_of_Fail 2 роки тому +4637

    Some call this game torture.
    I call it enjoyable.
    Thank you once more for playing our needlessly large & complex version of monopoly! :)

  • @johnnywoodson4231
    @johnnywoodson4231 2 роки тому +4097

    At this point, Vale is only pretending to be a sadist. He's actually a masochist secretly enjoying the suffering.

    • @youtubehero05
      @youtubehero05 2 роки тому +249

      the correct term would be sado-masochist

    • @SovekOnivris
      @SovekOnivris 2 роки тому +178

      @@youtubehero05 No lets be fair, he is an explorer in the farthest reaches of experience and an Angle to some, a Demon to others. Vale is a Cenobite.

    • @RAFMnBgaming
      @RAFMnBgaming 2 роки тому +96

      @@SovekOnivris if he's an angle then he's an obtuse one.

    • @Soken50
      @Soken50 2 роки тому +62

      @@RAFMnBgaming no I think he's acute one ;)

    • @DeskDragon
      @DeskDragon 2 роки тому +36

      @@Soken50 I think he’s a 90° one

  • @denpadolt9242
    @denpadolt9242 2 роки тому +2855

    Shoutouts to Candy for playing as an honest-to-god rail baron, using his bigger railroad business to pressure his competitors into expanding his monopoly in exchange for not being fucked over!

    • @jimskywaker4345
      @jimskywaker4345 2 роки тому +232

      extreme monopoly is somehow more realistic

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 2 роки тому +197

      Monopoly was designed as Capitalism: The Game. Extreme Monopoly drags this out to its full potential-or as close as you can get without the risk of real-world debt bondage or something.

    • @TlalocTemporal
      @TlalocTemporal 2 роки тому +127

      @@timothymclean -- Nah, there's some more things that could be added to increase realism. Namely, Politics and Crime!
      Each round or 2, everyone votes on a random game rule from a determined set, like [Double/halve all fees], [Double/halve income], [Change votes needed to pass a law from 75% to half+1], [Cap utility costs to $200], or [Reduce minimum wage (makes houses 50% cheaper)], [Subsidise costs (up to $200 of rent charges are paid by the bank)]. One die is rolled for each side, and the players each get a vote. Bargaining for other players votes should be encouraged.
      Senators (extra votes) can be bought for an increasing price each.
      Similar rules for lawyers: each reducing fees and taxes by up to $50.
      Ditto political favors, which can be used to halve any cost, are worth two votes, and can be found in the chance deck.
      Also have a crime deck, which players can choose to draw from once per turn. Each card has shady acts on it, like [Force a property up for auction or destroy two houses], [Force another player to pay rent on the closest property you own], [Steal $200 from another player], [Throw another player in jail], [Skip your next tax or fee], or [Overcharge 50% on any rent (keep this card)]. Each card must be played immediately, and when played two dice are rolled. If the total *+ the number of lawyers and senators you have* is above 9, you successfully commit the crime, otherwise go to Jail. Other players can add their lawyers and senators to the fight for a $200 fee. The fee and the number needed for success are laws of course, and can be changed.

    • @PineappleLiar
      @PineappleLiar 2 роки тому +125

      @@TlalocTemporal also just completely ruin the game balance for accuracy by starting the game with everyone rolling for inheritance. Does this cause players who rolled high before the game even started to have an unfair advantage? Yes. Is that the point? Yes.

    • @TlalocTemporal
      @TlalocTemporal 2 роки тому +39

      @@PineappleLiar -- Oooooo, yes!
      Would adding a racism mechanic be too on the nose? Maybe have some free favor cards at the start from nepotism?

  • @datdownin
    @datdownin 2 роки тому +4976

    $250 for a $20 property. Truly the experience of Insane Monopoly.
    Thanks for trying out Pyramid Scheme, Vale! Much love from the devs of the game. ♥️

    • @Unlimited_Powah
      @Unlimited_Powah 2 роки тому +60

      When will this be in stores?

    • @bloootz
      @bloootz 2 роки тому +162

      I know it is impossible but I'd genuinely love a physical copy of this boardgame

    • @jemsuper
      @jemsuper 2 роки тому +84

      @@bloootz It isnt impossible, would just take a lot of time to make

    • @nashvontookus7451
      @nashvontookus7451 2 роки тому +78

      @@jemsuper
      And the box would be huge and cost like $200

    • @Mikeological
      @Mikeological 2 роки тому +99

      @@jemsuper I think he means impossible in terms of using the monopoly trademark, but they could probably find a way to get around that. I don’t think they can trademark the “-opoly” suffix, so they could just name it insanopoly or something.

  • @lukaskubik4698
    @lukaskubik4698 2 роки тому +2370

    Next time Valefisk is just going to send his "friends" revolvers, play Russian Roulette over voice chat and call it Extreme Uno or something.

    • @negativefg7922
      @negativefg7922 2 роки тому +212

      he will kidnap them, put into a dark basement and tie them to chairs. Then he brings the revolver. And then, *the last one wins*

    • @NovelPond
      @NovelPond 2 роки тому +193

      Dont give him ideas

    • @NovelPond
      @NovelPond 2 роки тому +170

      He might actually do it

    • @lukaskubik4698
      @lukaskubik4698 2 роки тому +111

      @@NovelPond I mean, views are views.

    • @gingermcgingin4106
      @gingermcgingin4106 2 роки тому +84

      He's not merciful enough to give them the option of escape via death.

  • @Dorsidwarf
    @Dorsidwarf 2 роки тому +1035

    At this point you need to make your gang play regular monopoly, so that they dont become desensitised to whatever horrors the Insane Monopoly team come up with next

    • @thealmanancy9020
      @thealmanancy9020 2 роки тому +197

      Monopoly but every time land is bought, you play a game of regular monopoly to decide who gets it

    • @itsanonymous5473
      @itsanonymous5473 2 роки тому +69

      @@thealmanancy9020 I love this so much, there's just one thing. There are lands that you can buy in normal monopoly, so you can have more fun

    • @thealmanancy9020
      @thealmanancy9020 2 роки тому +11

      @@itsanonymous5473 naturally

    • @Duval-In-The-Wall
      @Duval-In-The-Wall Рік тому +13

      @@thealmanancy9020
      With the extreme monopoly board, that would take like 5 weeks lmao

    • @kaelkirkby9191
      @kaelkirkby9191 Рік тому +11

      @@thealmanancy9020 I'll do you one better. Monopoly but every time they buy property they have to play a game of insane monopoly and every time they buy property in insane monopoly they have to play a game of extreme monopoly.

  • @ramrot666
    @ramrot666 2 роки тому +781

    I would pay to see a 'don't end until everyone but one person is bankrupt' version of this

    • @mousesteam7882
      @mousesteam7882 2 роки тому +84

      That would take 48 hours

    • @funnytoaster3256
      @funnytoaster3256 2 роки тому +83

      they did put a house rules in the pdf saying game ends when bankrupt because doing this will make the game go for like days if not a week
      they did also put in if the winner is decisive, which i think in there it could be maivi or candy

    • @mihael64
      @mihael64 2 роки тому +49

      Full, uncut and unedited.
      The raw 50 hour torture session.

    • @jeper3460
      @jeper3460 2 роки тому +12

      @@funnytoaster3256if it’s between 2 people then it’s not decisive

  • @sxmxrk
    @sxmxrk 2 роки тому +1026

    life isn't about the friends we made on the way, it's about the experience of being forced to play extreme monopoly for hours

    • @DyonisX
      @DyonisX 2 роки тому +51

      It's about the friends we lost along the way

    • @Lord_of_Fail
      @Lord_of_Fail 2 роки тому +41

      If you're making friends along the way, you're playing the game wrong.

  • @snowandcats12
    @snowandcats12 2 роки тому +369

    Love how the predicted play time of eight hours is the rounded down number from the 10 hours of actual playtime, to account for the game being artificially extended by Lynx.

  • @NovelPond
    @NovelPond 2 роки тому +846

    This mod is insane. INSANE. HUYYYYG!

  • @329link
    @329link 2 роки тому +312

    Honestly a jail board isn't a bad idea on its own. One of the worst parts of monopoly is being stuck in jail and basically doing nothing until you're out.

    • @maxpis4412
      @maxpis4412 2 роки тому +54

      I’ve heard professionals actually sometimes go there intentionally meanwhile the game’s at the stage of people losing money

    • @329link
      @329link 2 роки тому +59

      @@maxpis4412 yeah that's a valid late game strategy for keeping a lead. One of the reasons why monopoly really isn't a well designed game.

    • @mihael64
      @mihael64 2 роки тому +21

      Personally its one of the places i want to go most, especially when things start escalating because then i can waste a turn not stepping on hotels

    • @Duval-In-The-Wall
      @Duval-In-The-Wall Рік тому +8

      @@maxpis4412
      How do you go “intentionally?”

    • @zjanez2868
      @zjanez2868 Рік тому +3

      @@Duval-In-The-Wall there might be some rule about that that noone knows because they never read the rules

  • @josephschultz3301
    @josephschultz3301 2 роки тому +212

    Whole Group, Except Vale: "Thank God that's over! Let's get back to living our lives now."
    Vale: *[Slamming his fists on the table like a toddler demanding more dessert]* "Let's play again! Let's play again! Let's play again~

  • @justadude450
    @justadude450 2 роки тому +54

    25:36 I think he might have meant hard ass:
    "a tough, uncompromising person"
    That sounds about right

  • @1brianm7
    @1brianm7 2 роки тому +336

    This is like the paradox quiz show except less paradox and quizzes and more monopoly.

    • @caseyhamm4292
      @caseyhamm4292 Рік тому +16

      right. it’s pretty much exactly like basketball only more like soccer and nothing like basketball

  • @MoonPatch
    @MoonPatch 2 роки тому +681

    The game may have lasted only half a day, but the pain will never end.

    • @SovekOnivris
      @SovekOnivris 2 роки тому +49

      You can never escape Mr. Bones wild property market.

    • @MoonPatch
      @MoonPatch 2 роки тому +44

      @@SovekOnivris "Mr Fisk I don't want to pay 250 times the di-"
      *DOOT*

  • @damiancase4472
    @damiancase4472 2 роки тому +594

    Valefisk I promise you, if you release the full vod it would do just as well. We want to experience the full game, these clips are amazing but nothings better then being able to watch the slow dissent into madness

    • @bigbananabill
      @bigbananabill 2 роки тому +144

      i agree wholeheartedly
      i want to see the exact moment all hope disappears because of the art of the deal

    • @zielonyfenix8193
      @zielonyfenix8193 2 роки тому +72

      Same (about needing the full vod), but because i think that the viewers must also suffer.

    • @hofile6765
      @hofile6765 2 роки тому +13

      It would mess up his Yt statistics, and algorithms

    • @Soken50
      @Soken50 2 роки тому +86

      @@hofile6765 Streamers have second/VOD channels for that exact purpose

    • @DefinitelyARobot
      @DefinitelyARobot 10 місяців тому +1

      Descent*

  • @JuliaJulia-vh4xc
    @JuliaJulia-vh4xc 2 роки тому +112

    16:10 actually, Teddy only saying balls would be considered his holophrase in child development, which can vary from individual child but typically happens at around one year, whereas Chamber's "bussy" and "dollaredoos" would be telephrases, meaning he's closer to two years of age. I think. I could look at my ECE notes for this but I'm too lazy to go over to my bookshelf and drag them out

  • @bumbalaaa
    @bumbalaaa 2 роки тому +245

    Shoutout to the extra 20% of the game that got completely ignored because vale didn't read the rules :(

  • @nartaga1624
    @nartaga1624 2 роки тому +210

    I wish there was a real tabletop version of this I could buy to play with my family.

    • @illdeletethismusic
      @illdeletethismusic 2 роки тому +45

      find a print shop that prints on white cardboard of the necessary size, then you can have it

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 2 роки тому +109

      But if you play IRL your chances of getting stabbed skyrocket

    • @RAFMnBgaming
      @RAFMnBgaming 2 роки тому +30

      If you hold the make-your-own-opoly people at gunpoint...

    • @tangentfox4677
      @tangentfox4677 2 роки тому +16

      I seriously considered printing it just to scare my friends.

    • @rgbstuff3382
      @rgbstuff3382 2 роки тому +12

      That's how you get disowned

  • @dontshootmex5588
    @dontshootmex5588 2 роки тому +176

    Vale is the ultimate Monopoly player for having monopolized pain and misery irl. And then he turned it into entertainment.

  • @luxill0s
    @luxill0s 2 роки тому +130

    4:10 in all seriousness I think the ultimate evil monopoly would be monopoly fused with Catan

    • @designator7402
      @designator7402 2 роки тому +77

      It's normal catan, but everytime a city is placed, you play an entire game of monopoly, and the winner gets ownership of the town.

    • @exclama_remoza
      @exclama_remoza 2 роки тому +40

      What a coincidence! Ludicrous Monopoly has 9 boards (1 track each) and has Catan-like elements, including resources!

    • @SephirothRyu
      @SephirothRyu 2 роки тому +25

      @@exclama_remoza Oh? I think we need to get Vale and his friends to play THAT one next.

    • @mihael64
      @mihael64 2 роки тому +7

      @@exclama_remoza oh god

    • @Totasfunnynumber
      @Totasfunnynumber Рік тому +5

      Monopoly + risk + Catan, all paired to a single set of dice

  • @edsw1446
    @edsw1446 2 роки тому +56

    32:06
    As someone who lost a game of Monopoly to that card, I feel the pain

  • @rab_2
    @rab_2 2 роки тому +325

    Apparently since insane monopoly isn't enough, Vale had to play the insane² version too

    • @dodojesus4529
      @dodojesus4529 2 роки тому +52

      Next up is 5d monopoly with parrales dimensions and timetravel

    • @XarathDominion
      @XarathDominion 2 роки тому +43

      @@dodojesus4529 please no, 5d chess with mulitverse timetravel was already hard enough to play as a human being.

    • @rab_2
      @rab_2 2 роки тому +14

      @@XarathDominion good God I remember RT playing it and to this day I still had no fucking clue how to play that game

    • @mousesteam7882
      @mousesteam7882 2 роки тому +14

      @@rab_2 It's not too hard, you just need to see the face of the old gods

  • @JustinMcJustin
    @JustinMcJustin 2 роки тому +43

    24:40 Ah, the joys of the English language.
    Saying 'that guy is a tight ass' is *vastly* different to saying 'that guy has a tight ass'.

  • @zakaryrichmond396
    @zakaryrichmond396 2 роки тому +16

    That was brilliant he was really going "if you give me your rail road I won't make you pay rent" and then started a rail empire so he never needed rent from them anyway

  • @athena3342
    @athena3342 2 роки тому +58

    You know it's good when valefisk, 10 minutes in says "I took pain killers in advance."

  • @onetrickgirl
    @onetrickgirl 2 роки тому +109

    I love how the first thing I hear when clicking onto this video instantly is "I'm gonna go monkey mode"

    • @SephirothRyu
      @SephirothRyu 2 роки тому +3

      Monopoly was a mistake! Return to monke!

  • @sebastianlodge7549
    @sebastianlodge7549 2 роки тому +51

    Honestly the direction this channel has taken recently with the whole, long torture videos is amazing.
    It such amazing fresh content, keep it up mate!

  • @legodude494
    @legodude494 2 роки тому +36

    ngl Dyno's play to get a lifetime platinum ticket for the railways is a genius, 5D chess move.

  • @tangerineGamer
    @tangerineGamer 2 роки тому +136

    these videos really wouldnt be the same without maivi, a true talent for suffering, very entertaining

  • @Rannos22
    @Rannos22 2 роки тому +65

    Candy adding a Railroad to his collection like Thanos adding a stone to the gauntlet

  • @loyalistmundicomedentisdux9538
    @loyalistmundicomedentisdux9538 2 роки тому +36

    One sentence that describes Valefisk "the sudden feeling of power has come over me".

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 2 роки тому +21

    Everyone Else : _(Surviving by The Skin of Their Teeth with only a Couple Crumpled Dollars and a Whole Fuckton of Mortgages)_
    Candy : _(Just Turns into The Fat Controller)_

  • @rorrim0
    @rorrim0 2 роки тому +55

    This is what happens when you're sent to the shadow realm. 4kids was a lot more metal then ppl think.

    • @yoshi6421
      @yoshi6421 11 місяців тому

      This is my new head canon.

  • @SpruceBunbo
    @SpruceBunbo 2 роки тому +6

    1:15 man i'm so glad you got explanation text in on this one! love them, in my top 5 content creators list for sure.

  • @cameronvaillancourt5783
    @cameronvaillancourt5783 2 роки тому +25

    Fun fact, they didn't include the world events mechanics, which were presumably added between the recording of this video and the release, and are extremely painful.

  • @ariustemod8481
    @ariustemod8481 2 роки тому +196

    You know, I think I am glad I went and spent time with my significant other and had a nice romantic evening instead of joining the game that day.

  • @_snowylil
    @_snowylil Рік тому +8

    you know what's worse about the cab/bus driver joke?
    where i grew up, as kids we *did* call our school bus-driver "Bussy"

  • @MrAH2010
    @MrAH2010 2 роки тому +175

    I'm love the consistent reminder that valefisk is incapable of basic mathematics

  • @hydrochlorination
    @hydrochlorination 2 роки тому +82

    telling my friends that we're going to record a session of insane monopoly 1, only to pull out this version instead

  • @Not_W0
    @Not_W0 Рік тому +9

    Everyone else: suffering from the experience that is extreme monopoly
    Chamber: *playing open ttd*

  • @PerfectZeroMusic_
    @PerfectZeroMusic_ 2 роки тому +43

    Me: It got worse?
    Vale: It got worse!
    Other players: It got worse...

    • @datdownin
      @datdownin 2 роки тому +1

      The devs of the game: It got worse LOL

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 2 роки тому +36

    *If you want to know just how done everyone is, look at their calculators near the end of the game.*

  • @SuperDZ555
    @SuperDZ555 Рік тому +8

    new space for extreme monopoly 2:
    purgatory space
    it's every space
    you're stuck forever

  • @doomcabbage1901
    @doomcabbage1901 2 роки тому +72

    Can't wait for the Netflix documentary exploring the deranged mind of Valefisk

  • @inventor4279
    @inventor4279 2 роки тому +151

    "if I cheat fast enough you can't call me out" man's literally just described capitalism

    • @bakerboat4572
      @bakerboat4572 2 роки тому +4

      It hurts my soul to read this

    • @Lorkanthal
      @Lorkanthal 2 роки тому +25

      @@bakerboat4572 I mean, i think that is actually a rule in monopoly. If you land on an owned property and the owner doesn't call for the rent before the next player rolls you don't have to pay.

    • @kurokasteele4830
      @kurokasteele4830 2 роки тому +11

      @@Lorkanthal Yup, and broadly the OP's comment is also the point of Monopoly, rules aside.

  • @AFlameofVengance
    @AFlameofVengance 2 роки тому +8

    From what I can tell, extreme monopoly is a game about getting as many utilities as possible so that you have enough dollarydoos to acquire the bussy.

  • @Kali_io
    @Kali_io 2 роки тому +40

    When I'm in a forgetting the credits competition and my opponent is valefisk 💀

  • @sonan333
    @sonan333 2 роки тому +2

    At 41:03
    That's a good looking train doodle. Well done to whoever did that.

  • @Neotenico
    @Neotenico 2 роки тому +5

    Just went through a Valefisk torture game binge yesterday just to have this show up in my feed today. What a blessing

  • @olivernielsen4280
    @olivernielsen4280 2 роки тому +7

    Good timing with the upload, I just finished cooking and was looking for something to watch while eating
    Thank you Valefisk

  • @arctic2913
    @arctic2913 2 роки тому +23

    The day gets better when there's a new Valefisk torture video

    • @AvarageAlaskan123
      @AvarageAlaskan123 Рік тому

      Funny because all of he “ willing contestants “ days get worse

  • @duck0893
    @duck0893 2 роки тому +17

    Watching vale and his friends suffer is surprisingly entertaining to watch. Also, I want to play this game IRL.

  • @bluish5189
    @bluish5189 2 роки тому +17

    From war crimes to psychological warfare. Keep it up valefisk! Love your content
    Also I question your sanity for editing this monstrosity.

  • @idiosyncraticerror
    @idiosyncraticerror 2 роки тому +9

    even if it is truly torturous, i would agree that this is enjoyable
    better than falling asleep from boredom every weekend

  • @CatastropheCatalyst
    @CatastropheCatalyst 2 роки тому +7

    To be fair to Mavi, the board is a loop, so backwards is basically the same as going forwards.

  • @aaronhelmsman
    @aaronhelmsman 2 роки тому +9

    I feel like the Game of Life would benefit from this kind of... Upgrade. Call it the Game of Death.

  • @khajiitimanus7432
    @khajiitimanus7432 2 роки тому +5

    I'd buy a physical copy of this, if it had enough houses, hotels, and skyscrapers for every property.
    And if I had enough money for it.

    • @spritemon98
      @spritemon98 2 роки тому

      I'm pretty sure all the properties would have their own individual boxes

  • @Boreas-zi4nl
    @Boreas-zi4nl 2 роки тому +12

    Looking at them suffering through this really makes me think about the absolute chaos if they played a multiplayer paradox mega campaign with some crazy ruleset if he'd truly make them want to cut themselves.

    • @angryjelly7025
      @angryjelly7025 2 роки тому +6

      Vale and co. played HoI4 once with a ton of rules for historical accuracy, and it resulted in the entire Chinese upper command becoming heroes of the Soviet Union and fascist Italy taking over the USA

  • @CasperA
    @CasperA 2 роки тому +8

    These videos are just insanely entertaining to watch

  • @Fuzzthefurr
    @Fuzzthefurr 2 роки тому +8

    Tight-arse is absolutely a saying meaning peny-pinching or tight-fisted.

  • @Real_RUBB3R
    @Real_RUBB3R 2 роки тому +7

    Only thing I can hear upon seeing the two 4-ringed boards is Your Best Nightmare

  • @dexterity494
    @dexterity494 2 роки тому +9

    You know the game is going to be """"great"""" when half the table is taken up by cards alone for a board-based game

  • @Valefisk
    @Valefisk  2 роки тому +21

    Outro Music: ua-cam.com/video/EYp_joa8wT8/v-deo.html

  • @christofferthorsson607
    @christofferthorsson607 2 роки тому +3

    Of all the things I expected from this video, Candy "J.P. Morgan" the railway baron wasn't one of them

  • @Legomaster-jv8ll
    @Legomaster-jv8ll 2 роки тому +4

    Now we need a version with a simulated housing market, taxes (featuring actual IRS tax documents that need to be filled out), depreciating houses/hotels, and the ability to declare chapter 11 bankruptcy.

  • @clasy5678
    @clasy5678 2 роки тому +8

    The long-anticipated sequel

  • @Ethan13371
    @Ethan13371 2 роки тому +7

    the Platinum Ticket arc was such a plot twist.

    • @KaneyoriHK
      @KaneyoriHK 2 роки тому

      I want that timestamp, where did it start?

  • @freyaeyles5178
    @freyaeyles5178 Рік тому +4

    I love how Virtrial's board became more and more chaotic as time went on.

  • @vinnydabird
    @vinnydabird 2 роки тому +3

    I feel like this is accurate on how owners of big corporations do business with each other whenever they get together

  • @abolfdilter416
    @abolfdilter416 2 роки тому +4

    Absolutely love this type of videos, will watch

  • @zarnox3071
    @zarnox3071 2 роки тому +6

    18:00 How does Maivi have houses on those properties without having the full set of 5? And how did no one notice when Vale then chose to buy one of the properties from that set?

    • @dynamo8846
      @dynamo8846 2 роки тому +13

      Game rules stated you only needed half the set to start building. Or at least thats what we played with

  • @Guile_The_Exile
    @Guile_The_Exile 11 місяців тому +1

    19:32
    WHAT A HILARIOUS POWER MOVE lmfao ☠️🤣

  • @babassoonist8041
    @babassoonist8041 2 роки тому +4

    I think the optimal strategy for insane monopoly is not to play to win, you just play to bankrupt one player as fast as possible. use as many cards as you can on them alone, never trade with them, and actively trade with everyone else to create monopolies that will hopefully kill them.
    then when the game ends you hope you have the most money.

  • @JustAPersonWhoComments
    @JustAPersonWhoComments Рік тому +2

    As a person who thought Monopoly couldn't get any more brutal, Extreme Monopoly came along and made me bankrupt in just two rolls

  • @MrDylanm842
    @MrDylanm842 2 роки тому +11

    My favourite torturer is back with more to ward off the Sunday night thoughts for an hour more

  • @EjP2396
    @EjP2396 Рік тому +1

    I respect Chamber for sticking it Candy Rockefeller by refusing to give back the railroad lolol

  • @phoenx883
    @phoenx883 2 роки тому +21

    It's not the Game we needed, It's the game that will haunt us till we're speaking in monopoly terms

  • @cd6229
    @cd6229 2 роки тому +4

    YES VALE YOU HAVE BLESSED US WITH MORE TORTURE.
    these videos help me stave off boredom in college.

  • @bmdking8551
    @bmdking8551 2 роки тому +6

    I want him to upload the raw video to this. I would watch the whole thing twice.

  • @KaneyoriHK
    @KaneyoriHK 2 роки тому +19

    On This Episode of Vale's Torture Brigade: Monopoly has become a capitalist and economist nightmare beyond any reasonable stretch of the imagination. However, for Valefisk himself, it's just another Tuesday.

  • @mranderson9553
    @mranderson9553 2 роки тому +4

    "it feels like having so many property's makes it a bit unbalanced" - someone understanding the namesake of the game

  • @libero2711_
    @libero2711_ 2 роки тому +1

    such an underrated channel!! i love your videos so much! they're so fun, entertaining and well thought and edited :)

  • @edittedJk
    @edittedJk 2 роки тому +7

    Let’s go with another beautiful, long and tortuous video.

  • @nathaniellazo5912
    @nathaniellazo5912 2 роки тому +10

    OMG!! Is it bad that I want to play this IRL more than the previous insane Monopoly...

  • @dazeen9591
    @dazeen9591 2 роки тому +8

    1 game of NORMAL MONOPOLY literally took me f****ing 9 HOURS to complete.

    • @maxpis4412
      @maxpis4412 2 роки тому +2

      yeah, the only saving grace of those insane monopolies is the game ending at the FIRST bankrupcy

    • @dazeen9591
      @dazeen9591 2 роки тому

      @@maxpis4412 Yeah. I was personally leading, bankcrupted my brother, but my brother made a deal with the player who was in 2nd, so my brother actually sold everything to the player in 2nd, which catapulted him to 1st place, but I was still well-off so basically, after the game turned from a 4 player game to a 2 player game, our 2 player game still lasted extra 2 hours.
      Especially with all the late-game jail camping. I got screwed over by my brother helping the other player and then I also got unlucky because I was in the jail for a lot shorter period than the player who was previously 2nd.

  • @ToontownFish
    @ToontownFish 2 роки тому +2

    Now I want to see Vale and co play something like Star Wars Armada, Warhammer 40k, or X-Wing; but on steroids.

  • @dumerrt
    @dumerrt 2 роки тому +5

    Man you went from the empire, the kebab, and the gondola to creating a monopoly board that requires a PHD in psychology

    • @jessegd6306
      @jessegd6306 2 роки тому +1

      So basically Monopoly?

    • @ezersial5559
      @ezersial5559 2 роки тому

      Just like psychologists, this game inflicts incredible harm and destroys relationships

  • @Actual-Knight
    @Actual-Knight Рік тому +2

    I would love to see this guy force his friends to play the Campaign for North Africa

  • @teddyz3688
    @teddyz3688 2 роки тому +5

    cant wait for like freaking omega monopoly with 3 boards and 10 rungs each

  • @tymongajewski2816
    @tymongajewski2816 9 місяців тому

    Explanation text did very well, sitting through the whole experience in silence, such stoicism.

  • @Overflow066
    @Overflow066 2 роки тому +6

    I thought I clicked the original insane monopoly video, wanting to rewatch it.
    But this, this is excellent

  • @foggy_sheep
    @foggy_sheep 2 роки тому

    The eyes at 2:40 remind me of the Dr. T.J. Eckleburg billboard in The Great Gatsby and honestly it's so fitting LOL

  • @ckillianfrustie8211
    @ckillianfrustie8211 2 роки тому +3

    I want to play this game just for trying to have French avenues in a American Monopoly

  • @poikelos6291
    @poikelos6291 2 роки тому +1

    *takes 3h to explain the game, 3h to get a hang of it, and 4h to confidently play* ahh yees the monopoly we need. play this with like 12-24 people lol