History Summarized: Alexander the Great

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  • @ChaoticEmperor01
    @ChaoticEmperor01 3 роки тому +2907

    Mythologically speaking, being the son of Zeus isn’t that impressive since like half of Greece could claim that

    • @jas6853
      @jas6853 3 роки тому +36

      Kinda is since he was king of the gods

    • @syahrezadifachri5121
      @syahrezadifachri5121 2 роки тому +202

      @@jas6853 he may be king of the gods, but having illegitimate children all entire region is not exactly making any of the children special

    • @ZuraJura
      @ZuraJura 2 роки тому +76

      If everyone special, no one special

    • @thalmoragent9344
      @thalmoragent9344 2 роки тому +28

      @@ZuraJura
      True. Unique maybe, but not special

    • @colinfortin6034
      @colinfortin6034 2 роки тому +52

      Zeus slept with anything that vaguely had a pulse

  • @kevinr.9733
    @kevinr.9733 4 роки тому +4445

    "Son of Zeus? Really? Come on, dude, we _knew_ Phillip."
    Well, yeah, Zeus was obviously his mother.
    There are weirder things in Greek mythology.

    • @rachidfaouz4600
      @rachidfaouz4600 4 роки тому +55

      Lol

    • @vicenzostella1390
      @vicenzostella1390 4 роки тому +178

      Kevin R. Exactly, just wait until you hit Norse and Aztec mythology. That’s a trip! And don’t even get me started on Mwindo, Australian, and Eastern European...

    • @VitaNewbo
      @VitaNewbo 4 роки тому +104

      @@vicenzostella1390 Everyone has weird lore if you look hard enough.

    • @vicenzostella1390
      @vicenzostella1390 4 роки тому +32

      Tavie Brown Yeah, you right.

    • @FuriousKitten9501
      @FuriousKitten9501 4 роки тому +107

      I mean, if Loki can be the mother of an 8-legged horse, then...

  • @angeloabbatiello4755
    @angeloabbatiello4755 5 років тому +2797

    Darius: Lets talk this out one ten to another.
    Alexander: I’m an eleven but go ahead.

    • @di7209
      @di7209 4 роки тому +103

      I read the second but first and thought he was arguing with an 11 year old Alexander

    • @kottonkandy0962
      @kottonkandy0962 4 роки тому +71

      "i'm eleven, so shut the fuck up"

    • @Grim_Sister
      @Grim_Sister 4 роки тому +102

      Alexander to the rest of Europe: “Listen up, 5’s! A 10 is speaking!”

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 4 роки тому +12

      Earth literally reverts back to the Old Ages.
      Sexual Education is literally Perversion-Propaganda, trying to spread
      the sick mindset that EVERYTHING is ok, as long as everyone is consent.
      Consent has become a magical solution for them. It's laughable primitive.
      And that's just one example.
      Earth has rarely in history ever been so wrongly educated as in the Internet-Age.
      This planet has massive problems with twisted perception and iditioc mindsets.

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 4 роки тому +3

      @Cpl Soletrain Hm... i get what you mean... but... i just see so many things happening with total consent, because the people dont know anything is wrong with it. I cant help but see that as an issue so massive that it needs treatment NOW.
      Yet, i cant really 'disagree' with you...
      Summarized: It's complicated.

  • @TheStartrek99
    @TheStartrek99 4 роки тому +3302

    "Dude, we knew Philip"
    These people don't know their mythology if they think a woman being married ever stopped Zeus.

    • @full-timepog6844
      @full-timepog6844 4 роки тому +49

      Alexander is confirmed as jesus??

    • @johanrunfeldt7174
      @johanrunfeldt7174 3 роки тому +115

      @@full-timepog6844 Did Jesus conquer half the world..? Oh yeah, that thing called Christianity.

    • @full-timepog6844
      @full-timepog6844 3 роки тому +37

      @@johanrunfeldt7174 I was referring to God impregnating Mary to make Jesus.

    • @SamSphinx
      @SamSphinx 3 роки тому +51

      @@full-timepog6844 but his point is oddly appropriate.

    • @shanedoesyoutube8001
      @shanedoesyoutube8001 3 роки тому +49

      @@full-timepog6844 I once commented on Red's Christmas video that the immaculate conception was just God *doing a Zeus without actually doing a Zeus*

  • @vicenzostella1390
    @vicenzostella1390 4 роки тому +1239

    Me: Who are you?
    Alexander “the Alright”: I am the son of Zeus!
    Me: Do you realize how little that narrows it down?

    • @marseldagistani1989
      @marseldagistani1989 4 роки тому +30

      Are we sure that Alexander wasn't the son of Ares?

    • @mohammedyousef4005
      @mohammedyousef4005 3 роки тому +10

      @@marseldagistani1989 since this is ancient Greec he could be both

    • @marseldagistani1989
      @marseldagistani1989 3 роки тому +6

      @@mohammedyousef4005 Considering all the warring he did

    • @S_Warden
      @S_Warden 3 роки тому +11

      Do you think random guys in Greece went around proclaiming themselves to be Zues to get laid???🤔

    • @mohammedyousef4005
      @mohammedyousef4005 3 роки тому +13

      @@S_Warden buddy that would be the ultimate way to stay pure *forever* nobody wants to miss with hera

  • @alexolas1246
    @alexolas1246 7 років тому +6436

    Alexander the Soon-to-be-Great
    Alexander the Oblique
    Alexander the Swell
    Alexander the Shiny and New
    Alexander the Suddenly Preoccupied
    Alexander the Legit
    Alexander the Passable
    Alexander with the Good Hair
    Alexander the Thorough
    Alexander the Alright
    Alexander the Adaptable
    Alexander the Hostagetaker
    Alexander the Hamilton
    Alexander the Flammable
    Alexander the _alriiiight, alriiiight, alriiiight_
    Alexander the Insistent
    Alexander the Thoroughly Miffed
    Alexander the Persistent
    Alexander the Absolutely Flawless
    Alexander the Adventuresome
    Alexander the Overhyped
    Alexander the Regal
    Alexander the Feisty
    Alexander the Good Boy
    Alexander the Is-Coarse-And-Often-Irritating-And-Gets-Everywhere
    Alexander the Demigod
    Alexander the Underwood
    Alexander the Not Done Yet
    Alexander the Elfheid
    Alexander the Ample
    Alexander the Tactically Gifted
    Alexander the Decent
    Alexander the Alexandest
    Alexander the A.O.K.
    Alexander the Eastbound
    Alexander the Blandly Named
    Alexander the Sculpt-Me-Pretty-Or-I'll-Kill-You
    Alexander the Looking-More-Persian-By-The-Day
    Alexander the Still-Basically-Kind-of-a-Teenager
    Alexander the Dead
    Alexander Promachos
    Alexander Aristos
    Alexander the Conqueror
    Alexander the Horseman
    Alexander the _(ugh, damnit...!)_ Great

    • @Sepulgurath
      @Sepulgurath 7 років тому +282

      "Core-Center"???
      *"Coarse-And"
      It's a Star Wars prequel meme about how Anakin hates sand.

    • @yamato0965
      @yamato0965 6 років тому +76

      Superlative; Supreme; Surpassing; Transcendent; Have Angelina Jolie as a Mother...

    • @paulwagner688
      @paulwagner688 6 років тому +96

      And then Alexander the Dead.

    • @potatoluna3389
      @potatoluna3389 6 років тому +168

      *Alexander The Hamilton*

    • @kelbybrewer2038
      @kelbybrewer2038 6 років тому +159

      *you could make a religion out of this*

  • @Horesmi
    @Horesmi 7 років тому +3819

    "...Actually, the son of Zeus!"
    Spare me. Which one? There are like 50k of them, it's not that special.

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 7 років тому +220

      I know, right? Heck, there's probably a good few of them whose mothers were already married, because when has Zeus cared about the status of the women he impregnates through methods of varying normalcy?

    • @Horesmi
      @Horesmi 7 років тому +31

      Timothy McLean When you say "varying normalcy", I'm curious, do you mean normal as in perpendicular as in the angle of penetration?

    • @ChocoboProduction
      @ChocoboProduction 7 років тому +115

      He means as in... Zeus did the deed as a bull (Europa), a swann (Leda) or a serpent (supposedly Olympias, Alexander's mother). Or as... other things.

    • @Horesmi
      @Horesmi 7 років тому +12

      Yeah I know it was kinda supposed to be a joke

    • @KarishmaChanglani
      @KarishmaChanglani 7 років тому +87

      Zeus can apparently impregnate women by coming through rain.... So its not that odd at all.

  • @shadiversity
    @shadiversity 7 років тому +3142

    So much better than the movie, and I think I will now call him Alexander the many titles thanks to this video ^_^

    • @shosty575
      @shosty575 4 роки тому +7

      @@slevinchannel7589 stfu

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 4 роки тому +3

      @@shosty575 Simpleton.

    • @mattmarino4033
      @mattmarino4033 4 роки тому +23

      @@slevinchannel7589 when did we think everything is ok? Are you saying that his video is bad for trying to educate people?

    • @skipperwarp9
      @skipperwarp9 4 роки тому +6

      @@slevinchannel7589 bro go get some bitches dawg

    • @DrJReefer
      @DrJReefer 4 роки тому +34

      Alexander the Alright

  • @LoudWaffle
    @LoudWaffle 5 років тому +462

    Nah I like his title "the Great" simply because it's so short and all-encompassing. That was the point, he was styling himself as the end-all be-all of EVERYTHING.
    What's he great at? Yes.

    • @Halinn
      @Halinn 3 роки тому +43

      If ever anyone deserved the epithet, yeah, it would be Alexander. But so many people have gotten it that it devalues it so much

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 3 роки тому +44

      @@Halinn Tbf everyone after probably used it to try sounding like Alexander lol

    • @ciphergacha9100
      @ciphergacha9100 3 роки тому +3

      @@LordVader1094 yeah but it ended up making him sound less cool

    • @lilyliao9521
      @lilyliao9521 3 роки тому +6

      @@Halinn so its everyone elses' fault

  • @AlexT-sy6nm
    @AlexT-sy6nm 6 років тому +1628

    Alexandros / Αλέξανδρος: Linguistically speaking, "Alexo / Αλέξω" does NOT mean "to defend", but actually "to make flee", to route [the enemy]. I keep seeing this incorrect translation in English, and whenever I flip to the etymology in my native Greek language, it is always the opposite: "Alexandros" literally means "he whom makes men flee"; NOT "defender of men" (btw, this very common mistake by non-Greek speakers, was heavily stressed upon us by our Greek language teachers in school as a cautionary tale -> "know your own language because others won't", so-to-speak).
    "Alexo / Αλέξω" is a verb that comes from the word "Alex / Αλέξ" = "to make flee" (thus the name Alex is actually a pure ancient Greek word), so "Alexo / Αλέξω" is in reference to one's self: " 'I' make/cause [someone to] flee". The second part of the name, "-andros / -ανδρος" (Alexandros / Αλέξανδρος= Alexo + andros) is a conjugated form of the noun "anir / ανήρ" (pronounced like "paneer" lol), meaning "man" in the sense of the masculine gender (because "man" in the sense of species is "anthropos/άνθρωπος"). So "Alexandros" does not mean protector of men, but in fact it refers to a brave and mighty warrior that repels his enemies and causes them to flee.
    I guess you could say that it means "defender of men" in the sense of dispersing the enemies? but that is only a loose and indirect understanding; NOT an accurate, word-for-word translation - and if you translate it as "defender of men/he whom defends men", you are in error. The correct literal meaning is "Alexandros"= "disperser of men; he who makes men flee", aka he who routes the enemy.
    I hope this has been helpful, since English "etymologies" (another greek word, which literally means "true word/speech") of ancient Greek words are frequently in error, and the mis-translation of Alexandros is one of the most common such cases.
    (For those interested in the specifics of the conjugation of the word "anir":
    1) " [o] anir / ο ανήρ" = 'the man' in the most general sense.
    2) " [tou] andros / του ανδρός" = "of the man" -> it indicates possession BY the man.
    3) "to andri" / "τω ανδρί" = 'to the man' -> sense of the man being acted upon; like "I saw/I talked 'to the man' ". And lastly,
    4) "oo aner / ω άνερ" = 'man' in the sense of directly addressing him, calling out to him: "hey you! hey 'man' ").

    • @fairycat23
      @fairycat23 5 років тому +106

      Whoooaaaa this is so cool. (Except for the part where I need to go through the entirety of my name spreadsheet and change all the meanings of variants of Alexander to "makes men flee," but hey, that's the price I pay for being a name nerd.)

    • @Alexander-Hatfield
      @Alexander-Hatfield 5 років тому +132

      Damn you English translation dictionary! Lying to me about my name this whole time!
      "He who encourages men to bounce the fuck up outta here".
      I like it...

    • @xis7296
      @xis7296 5 років тому +14

      That's pretty neat knowledge.
      Can you do more names?
      Any popular name?

    • @JinxxSphinxx
      @JinxxSphinxx 5 років тому +17

      Thank you so much for a great explanation! Could you maybe break up Anastasia, another Greek name that became universal? Or is the translation there correct?

    • @stevied3400
      @stevied3400 5 років тому +34

      Alex T
      Ancient Greek verbs can have up to three grammatical “voices”, namely the active, passive, and middle voices. In the middle voice, αλέξω means “to defend oneself”. Even in the active voice, αλέξω can mean “to defend” or “to assist” if it takes the dative of person. Therefore the English translation of Alexander as “defender of man” is correct.
      Source: Middle Liddell Greek Dictionary

  • @VickyTheVickname
    @VickyTheVickname 7 років тому +1324

    Alexander the Increasingly Complex Name

    • @moirapalace3946
      @moirapalace3946 7 років тому +23

      Alexander the A-OK.

    • @gaslar3328
      @gaslar3328 7 років тому +38

      Alexander the is-coarse-and-rough-and-irritating-and-it-gets-everywhere.
      died

    • @lahlybird895
      @lahlybird895 5 років тому

      Nah, that doesn't fit some of the later ones are less complex

    • @OneManCast
      @OneManCast 2 роки тому

      Seems like a compilation UA-cam Video on its own.

    • @faisalkamal4319
      @faisalkamal4319 2 роки тому +1

      Alexander the Alexander

  • @jacylnjaggar1274
    @jacylnjaggar1274 7 років тому +1426

    "Alexander the alright alright alright" I love all of the names blue used in this episode

    • @tacoman2147
      @tacoman2147 7 років тому +18

      Same, I couldn't stop laughing.

    • @FallonFontaine
      @FallonFontaine 7 років тому +19

      Jacyln Jaggar Alexander with the Good Hair 😂

    • @IronWarhorsesFun
      @IronWarhorsesFun 7 років тому +16

      Alexander the WTF WHO MANY GODDAMN NAMES DO YOU HAVE?!

    • @namingisdifficult408
      @namingisdifficult408 7 років тому +2

      Jean-Luc Martel * how

    • @leeanncastle8673
      @leeanncastle8673 6 років тому +5

      I wish I found this video sooner so I could show my history prof. He pointed out how many people in the history of the world are remembered as THE GREAT....more than you would think actually

  • @MeatGuyJ
    @MeatGuyJ 7 років тому +991

    Honestly, I think Alexander the Great sums his title up very well. It's short and to the point, unlike "Alexander, Baselius of Macedonia, Hegemon of the Hellenic League, Shahhanshah of Persia, Pharaoh of Egypt, Lord of Asia."

    • @justanotherpoweraddict7918
      @justanotherpoweraddict7918 7 років тому +100

      MahjongNucleus Great people don't need a novella as their title
      Looking at Daenerys

    • @MeatGuyJ
      @MeatGuyJ 7 років тому +105

      Royal titles can get pretty long winded and boring. Here's the Russian Emperor's:
      "By the Grace of God, We, NN, Emperor and Autocrat of All the Russias, Moscow, Kiev, Vladimir, Novgorod; Tsar of Kazan, Tsar of Astrakhan, Tsar of Poland, Tsar of Siberia, Tsar of Chersonese Taurian, Tsar of Georgia; Lord of Pskov and Grand Prince of Smolensk, Lithuania, Volhynia, Podolia, Finland; Prince of Estland, Livland, Courland, Semigalia, Samogitia, Belostok, Karelia, Tver, Yugorsky land, Perm, Vyatka, Bolgar and others; Lord and Grand Prince of Nizhny Nogorod, Chernigov, Ryazan, Polotsk, Rostov, Yaroslavl, Belozersk, Udorsky land, Obdorsk, Kondia, Vitebsk, Mstislav, and all of the northern countries Master; and Lord of Iberia, Kartli, and Kabardia lands and Armenian provinces; hereditary Sovereign and ruler of the Circassian and Mountainous Princes and of others; Lord of Turkestan; Heir of Norway; Duke of Schleswig-Holstein, Stormarn, Dithmarschen, and Oldenburg, and others, and others, and others."

    • @ΟρέστηςΜπέσιος
      @ΟρέστηςΜπέσιος 7 років тому +26

      MahjongNucleus How did get the title heir of Norway, or lord if iberia? Also, what are the others?

    • @MeatGuyJ
      @MeatGuyJ 7 років тому +31

      He must have been of partial Danish descent, you know how European nobles are. Most of the other titles are smaller regions in Russia and the surrounding region.

    • @cobraglatiator
      @cobraglatiator 7 років тому +15

      you think Alexander might be able to trace back his lineage to a certain silver haired dragon queen who f*cked her nephew?

  • @ryanmoran8787
    @ryanmoran8787 5 років тому +576

    “Not the ocean fire thing, that would be incredibly difficult”
    The Byzantine empire would like to know your location

  • @sflaningam7680
    @sflaningam7680 5 років тому +297

    So in putting down rebellion, Alexander's strategy was to invent the "come at me" meme?

    • @fragmaster101
      @fragmaster101 4 роки тому +53

      He T-posed with his army for dominance

    • @faisalkamal4319
      @faisalkamal4319 2 роки тому +3

      F around and find out

    • @kira-dk2mx
      @kira-dk2mx Рік тому +2

      @@fragmaster101 I'm imagining his entire army T-posing, and it is a strange yet surprisingly intimidating image.

  • @ChocoboProduction
    @ChocoboProduction 7 років тому +726

    In defense of Sparta, they still got that sass going for them. Plutarch (lived about 400 years later, so take it with a grain of salt!) tells a story where Philip actually sent an envoy to Sparta, telling them "If I conquer your city, your houses will burn, your wifes and children will be slaves and you will be killed!"
    The spartans replied: "If."
    Philip obviously didn't bother anymore after this.
    From this (and other stories like it) derived the word "laconic" for REALLY short and REALLY sassy comments. (Since the region around Sparta was called Laconia and the spartans therefore were known as "Laconians".)

    • @TraviRationalist
      @TraviRationalist 7 років тому +12

      thank you - great comment

    • @steinmaniac7920
      @steinmaniac7920 7 років тому +54

      Sethur_the_Chocobo Spartans don't ask how many (words), they ask where.
      Anyway, nice fact! Being badass with sarcastic remarks...I should try that at some time, hope it won't lead to my untimely death.

    • @Βουλγαροκτόνος1014-χ7π
      @Βουλγαροκτόνος1014-χ7π 7 років тому +38

      Sethur_the_Chocobo Yup, this is probably the second most famous case of Laconic Wit after the Persian War ones. (We shall fight in the shade, dine in hell, come and get them...)

    • @steinmaniac7920
      @steinmaniac7920 7 років тому +27

      Βουλγαροκτόνος1014 If we were talking movie tropes, Sparta would most likely be the witty, badass oneliner machine, like for example, John McClane. Athens would be a nerd, that learns in the course of the movie to become a badass himself, by utilizing his skills.

    • @JoeyfilmingTv
      @JoeyfilmingTv 7 років тому +3

      Actually this isn't true. Philip didn't say that, it was the Athenians during the Peloponnesian war.

  • @KirillTheBeast
    @KirillTheBeast 7 років тому +766

    In Spain we call him "Alejandro Magno" which is objectively better than "el Grande" (the Great), as we have many of them, but only one "Magno".

    • @gelisgeo1309
      @gelisgeo1309 7 років тому +49

      Khelthrai Hellbane magno comes from Greek mega ...in Greece (in his language) called megas alexandros

    • @taylor_green_9
      @taylor_green_9 5 років тому +18

      We ocassionally call him Alejandro el Grande (I've heard/read it a few times), but the fact remains that Magno is just Latin for Great/Grande

    • @sekharapramod7819
      @sekharapramod7819 4 роки тому +7

      Well magno is cognate to the Greek word μέγας, So Alejandro Magno is exactly the same as Αλέξανδρος ο Μέγας.

    • @GiulianaBruna
      @GiulianaBruna 4 роки тому +9

      What about Carlo Magno?

    • @chiaragovernatori2979
      @chiaragovernatori2979 4 роки тому +5

      Same thing in Italian. Alessandro Magno.

  • @sylendraws1249
    @sylendraws1249 7 років тому +3914

    I hate it when my edgy teen conquers all of Persia

    • @daksh8747
      @daksh8747 7 років тому +196

      Every time man, every man...

    • @augustinedaudu9203
      @augustinedaudu9203 7 років тому +235

      SylenDraws I know, especially when he takes Babylon without a single text message

    • @anthonymedina9425
      @anthonymedina9425 7 років тому +185

      I swear, they leave for 6 years, do I get a call or a text? No, ingrates.

    • @asalways1504
      @asalways1504 7 років тому +155

      What grinds my gears is when he shows up at India's house, invites himself in,eats all the food,and just leaves. Talk about a rude guest!

    • @terryfoster5316
      @terryfoster5316 7 років тому +11

      😂😂😂

  • @ActiveAdvocate1
    @ActiveAdvocate1 5 років тому +333

    That whole "son of Zeus" thing was a misunderstanding. See, the oracle's Greek wasn't so good, and he meant to call Alexander "perdion" ("my son"). INSTEAD, he slipped up and called him "perdeos" ("son of God"), which convinced Alexander that he was the son of Zeus. Oops. Also, I probably didn't spell either word correctly.

    • @blessiemasancay4818
      @blessiemasancay4818 3 роки тому +22

      Alexander forgot his dad lmao

    • @TheDaviesCR
      @TheDaviesCR 3 роки тому +41

      @@blessiemasancay4818 Given that their relationship was often less than cordial, it would not surprise me to learn that Alexander frequently hoped that Phillip was not his real dad.

    • @THISISLolesh
      @THISISLolesh 3 роки тому +4

      glad you was there to hear it and clear it up for us, thanks.

    • @timerevive1511
      @timerevive1511 2 роки тому +5

      Actually we have absolutely no clue what happened there... You are quoting what Plutarch said in his bibliography about Alexander, but every author has a different version from being god himself to not even mentioning the son thing at all

  • @Hawkfire360
    @Hawkfire360 5 років тому +232

    The way my professor explained the “son of Zeus” boy was like this: the priest greeted Alexander with terminology along the lines of [i forget which god sorry] welcomes you, my son” but through a slip in translation Alexander heard “Welcome, son of [god]” and that god got syncrotized into Zeus.

    • @SpartanLeonidas1821
      @SpartanLeonidas1821 3 роки тому +1

      Thats true! 💯

    • @timerevive1511
      @timerevive1511 2 роки тому +4

      @@SpartanLeonidas1821 At least thats what Plutarch said, who wasnt even there and wrote this 400 years after Alexander with no source whatsoever. He litterally says "Many claim that..." It`s in Plut. Alex. 28 if you want to read it yourself

    • @ne0nmancer
      @ne0nmancer Рік тому +1

      @@timerevive1511 I mean, Arrian is considered a somewhat good source on Alexander, and he lived 300 years later also...

  • @JRGomez81
    @JRGomez81 7 років тому +502

    I liked Alexander's Fate/Zero title, King of Conquerors, but that's just me...

  • @fellowshipofthegay
    @fellowshipofthegay 7 років тому +525

    Beautifully done, but what about Hephaestion? The argument can be made that his death caused Alexander to further spiral into megalomania, and may have been one of the contributing factors to the events that lead to his death. Hephaestion was also Alexander's second in command and his closest childhood friend and possible lover, and was called philalexandros by Alexander. He was also the commander of the Companion Cavalry. When Alexander visited Troy, he visited the tombs of Achilles and Patroklus. Alexander left a wreath on Achilles' tomb, and Hephaestion did the same to Patroklus'. When Alexander was brought before the family of Darius, Sisygambis actually mistook Hephaestion for Alexander, to which he responded, "You were not mistaken Mother, for he too is Alexander." Hephaestion was trusted enough to be sent on a diplomatic mission to choose a new king for Sidon, and the man he chose, Abdalonymus, was appointed as the new king of Sidon. At the weddings at Susa, Alexander had Hephaestion marry Drypetis, the sister to Stateira I, so that his children and Alexander's would be linked by blood. When Hephaestion died in Ecbatana in 324, Alexander was inconsolable. He lay on the corpse weeping for three days, and neither ate nor drank. He ordered Hephaestion to be worshipped as a Divine Hero, and razed the shrine to Asclepius to the ground. Hephaestion's funeral pyre was 60 meters tall (Diodorus says that it was over 191 feet) and 200 meters wide, and had seven levels, each holding different offerings. It was said to have cost the ancient equivalent of 2.3 billion USD. Alexander also ordered the sacred flame of the king to be extinguished, something that was only ever done upon the death of a king. He also made a blood sacrifice to Hephaestion's spirit in the form of the Cossean tribe, and cut off all his hair, and placed a lock of it in Hephaestion's hands. He also ordered that all the manes and tails on the horses to be shorn short, and declared a state of mourning.

    • @kanishmaray
      @kanishmaray 4 роки тому +66

      The kind of fun facts I need to survive

    • @givemeyoureggs456
      @givemeyoureggs456 4 роки тому +122

      @@kanishmaray Second fact: Every single ancient source he is stated as "Totally aren't lovers", apart from Diogenes who HEAVILY emplied in a letter that and I quote "Alexander's yielding to Hephaestion's thighs" A.K.A Alexander was a total fucking bottom to Hephaestion

    • @noraarcadia635
      @noraarcadia635 4 роки тому +102

      @@givemeyoureggs456 If you and your bro place wreaths on the tombs of Achilles and Patrocles, that's a bit gay

    • @yusufmagedy5366
      @yusufmagedy5366 4 роки тому +19

      @@noraarcadia635 no not really. I never saw Achilles and Patrocles as lovers, never really made sense. A lot of it is speculation, however we do know for a fact Achilles loved Bryses. I'm sticking with the facts on this one

    • @yusufmagedy5366
      @yusufmagedy5366 4 роки тому +19

      @@givemeyoureggs456 I always interpreted that as wrestling due to the context of the letter from Diogenes. I am a 3rd year sub-major in greek history so we get access to a lot of these writings, pretty cool stuff if you ask me. Personally I dont believe he was his lover. that theory along with many was created in 1946 then published by a lesbian author named Mary Renault. In other words dont believe everything you read

  • @leonvalenzuela4096
    @leonvalenzuela4096 7 років тому +241

    THE GREAT only lost it's meaning with time and overuse; so many wanted to be like him that "Great" become used by other rulers; at the time only the Gods were "The Great" so a demigod... not a bad title... at the time

    • @nojatha4637
      @nojatha4637 6 років тому +15

      Still though, if someone were to add the title “the Great” to their name without proper prestige to back up their claim, people would either laugh at them because they think they’re joking or think of them as some kind of narcissistic asshole/freak. “The Great” still holds a lot of value.

    • @gregortheoverlander4122
      @gregortheoverlander4122 6 років тому +8

      Both Xerxes and Darius were called the great. Every other king that didn't suck got called the great. Not much of a title honestly.

    • @ineednochannelyoutube5384
      @ineednochannelyoutube5384 6 років тому +7

      Honeatly the only ones Id compare to him are Genghis Khan and Napoleon.

    • @feelthepony
      @feelthepony 6 років тому +4

      wowowowowowwooooooooo frederick did deseve it.

    • @amirhedayati8091
      @amirhedayati8091 6 років тому +10

      Well Darius took a massive empire on the verge of civil war and implemented bureaucratic systems and infrastructure that kept the empire together and created harmony and prosperity. But sure, yall only remember him for his failed military campaign against the Greek states with massively under-advanced weapons and armors (which wasnt a total failure at all since he still took some territory).

  • @somethingfierce8859
    @somethingfierce8859 6 років тому +70

    Near to the east
    In a part of ancient Greece
    In an ancient land called Macedonia
    Was born a son
    To Philip of Macedon
    The legend his name was Alexander
    At the age of nineteen
    He became the Macedon King
    And he swore to free all of Asia Minor
    By the Aegian Sea
    In 334 B.C.
    He utterly beat the armies of Persia
    Alexander the Great
    His name struck fear into hearts of men
    Alexander the Great
    Became a legend 'mongst mortal men

  • @loganfisher3138
    @loganfisher3138 4 роки тому +105

    "Not the oceans on fire thing."
    > Greek fire left the chat

  • @steinmaniac7920
    @steinmaniac7920 7 років тому +309

    Alexander never lost a significant battle...but even that did not stop my boy Diogenes from owning him. Love that guy.

    • @cebenify
      @cebenify 7 років тому +8

      Sokrates with ADHD Aristotle got an even worse burn.

    • @steinmaniac7920
      @steinmaniac7920 7 років тому +17

      Janos Jalics I thought there was nothing worse...than a sun burn!
      I am very proud of this pun! ;)

    • @cebenify
      @cebenify 7 років тому +58

      When Aristotle classified humans as hairless bipeds, Diogenes torched him by running around Athens with a plucked chicken screaming, "Look, a human being!"

    • @steinmaniac7920
      @steinmaniac7920 7 років тому +6

      Janos Jalics I have nothing to reply to that. Thats just awesome. :D

    • @cebenify
      @cebenify 7 років тому +5

      Don't worry. Neither did Aristotle

  • @fusel5883
    @fusel5883 7 років тому +329

    In 338 BC Philip conquered all of Greece. All of Greece? Not quiet. A little village keep offering resistance to the occupiers even though it was surrounded by military camps.
    A Greece version of Asterix and Obelix

    • @anthonymedina9425
      @anthonymedina9425 7 років тому +50

      Yes, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Greece underground. Today, still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them....maybe you can hire The Alpha Team

    • @gubus2494
      @gubus2494 7 років тому +2

      LOL

    • @firetarrasque4667
      @firetarrasque4667 7 років тому +25

      A: Greek, B: The Beta team, and
      A long long time ago in a island chain far far away, the vicious Macedonian Empire conquered the galaxy. Now the only hope rests with a small group of revoultionaires known as the Rebellion...

    • @wicksinn
      @wicksinn 7 років тому

      that would be Sparta. How the mighty have fallen.

    • @namingisdifficult408
      @namingisdifficult408 7 років тому +1

      Anthony Medina Perfect

  • @Esmoire
    @Esmoire 7 років тому +558

    Alexander the Marginally Above Average

    • @mosessatur941
      @mosessatur941 6 років тому +17

      Honey the greatest military general of all time.

    • @BlackEpyon
      @BlackEpyon 5 років тому +16

      Alexander the Meh.

    • @mosessatur941
      @mosessatur941 4 роки тому

      Hammody Ahmed fuck you!

    • @mosessatur941
      @mosessatur941 4 роки тому

      Hammody Ahmed fuck you! your fucking general wasn’t even recognized by napoleon.

    • @mosessatur941
      @mosessatur941 4 роки тому

      Hammody Ahmed are you stupid or what? it’s not abou the west or east, it’s about greatness. despite napoleon loss, he is still one of the greatest to do it, far greater than your not famous general, not even worth mentioning his name

  • @jakeswierdfriend7204
    @jakeswierdfriend7204 4 роки тому +41

    The Siege of Tyre is probobly one of my favorite Historical battles in History. People talk about leaving your mark on the world, and Alex took this too seriously THE GUY TURED AN ISLAND INTO A PENINSULLA

  • @BonesCapone
    @BonesCapone 10 місяців тому +9

    Alexander earns "the Great," as there were none before him. All subsequent "Greats" were mere pretenders.
    Even Caesar, whose own name came to mean "king" in many cultures and languages, saw himself as merely grasping at a glory passed.
    For Caesar wept at the sight of the statue of Alexander, remarking "What will they remember of me? Who has so much less to show for so many more years?"

  • @666melodeath666
    @666melodeath666 7 років тому +1505

    You forgot to mention him fighting Gilgamesh and King Arthur whos a girl while Alexander rode a flying chariot with bulls whilst wearing booty shorts

    • @marnetteryes2613
      @marnetteryes2613 7 років тому +358

      As well as his friendship with his scrawny British retainer, or the kindly Japanese couple who let him live in their guest room

    • @MeatGuyJ
      @MeatGuyJ 7 років тому +116

      Canadian couple.

    • @dreammirrorbrony1240
      @dreammirrorbrony1240 7 років тому +6

      666melodeath666 lol

    • @dezopenguin9649
      @dezopenguin9649 7 років тому +123

      Or his love of video games!

    • @poilboiler
      @poilboiler 7 років тому +141

      And his t-shirt with a picture of the world on it as inspiration for his next conquest.

  • @nicholasbove3554
    @nicholasbove3554 7 років тому +453

    That is why I refer to him by his best title. ISKANDER KING OF CONQUERORS

    • @amirhedayati8091
      @amirhedayati8091 6 років тому +11

      "King of Conquerors" cuz Genghis Khan never existed?

    • @raduvlad4429
      @raduvlad4429 6 років тому +48

      @@amirhedayati8091 what alexander did was greater also he was far younger .Alexander is THE GREATEST.

    • @deathstar6998
      @deathstar6998 4 роки тому +20

      @@amirhedayati8091 Gengis Khan made have had the biggest empire but Alexander had the most stable one which only collapsed due to his death. The Mongol Army had so much territory and treated its conquered nations badly to the point where people would just surrender to the mongols and let them move on just so they wouldn't set up shop and give them a hard time. Also the Mongolian Empire failed to even reach Japan where as Alexander was like screw it ima build a bridge to that island because I am sick and tired of it. Also the fact that as the empire went west its empire destabilized in the East and went to ruin. Where as alexander bought stability in greece by using the spoils of war to appease the states and to maintain why they lost to him in the first place.
      Mongolia despite having the largest empire in the world is one of the most desolate country's today. Meanwhile Greece is still one of the most popular tourist spots in the world has an alive and vibrant culture and has its effects on history felt to this day. The only thing the Mongolian empire left behind was the black death.

    • @deathstar6998
      @deathstar6998 4 роки тому +6

      @ボイス Yeah it happened twice and they gave up. And no their empire was far from stable and no they did not have a capital they had a tent, that was their idea of a city a big ass tent. And it was most definitely not stable. The eastern territories had many rebellions that were left unchecked until Genghis khan died and his empire instantly broke into four pieces. With only one of them remaining stable.
      And their whole surrender policy was the harder you made them fight the more of your people they would kill. And the more of your town they would pillage. People surrended not out of respect but just so they would move on.
      In Alexander the great's case people wanted him to rule their country. They wanted him to stay and govern their lands. While most people just wanted the Mongols to get the fuck out. Also not really much of an empire if most of the territory you conquered couldn't even be properly controlled.

    • @deathstar6998
      @deathstar6998 4 роки тому +4

      @ボイス It doesn't matter because it wasn't much of an empire. They didn't all of a sudden start saying all hail the great Khan after he left, nobody respected them. They just were a shit empire, like you could sit there, say I surrender and they would move on like it was nothing to them or you. That's not making you a part of the empire that's just deciding to move on.
      An empire is to govern over an area over a long period of time. Alexander lived for a pretty long time and had real control over Persia, Egypt and Greece. The Khan died in his 60's before he even finished and didn't even properly govern in that entire time other than controlling his troops the dude might as well had been nothing but a glorified general.

  • @Meirstein
    @Meirstein 7 років тому +114

    Fun fact, when Alexander reached Jerusalem, the temple priests got him to not sack the city by promising to name their sons Alexander.

    • @nIhIl34
      @nIhIl34 4 роки тому +9

      And some money for alexander's more practical generals

    • @SpartanLeonidas1821
      @SpartanLeonidas1821 3 роки тому +13

      FACTS 💯
      The name "Sender" or "Sander" is still used by some Jews today because if that!

    • @tatjanavelkova5814
      @tatjanavelkova5814 8 місяців тому +1

      A L E K S A N D E R IS MACEDONIAN NAME ! ! !

    • @yiannirizas5649
      @yiannirizas5649 29 днів тому

      Is that fact or is that conjecture? I can’t find this myself but I’m interested in knowing whether it’s true or not

  • @caitlinsloan2475
    @caitlinsloan2475 6 років тому +30

    “A name that’s supposed to mean Everything ends up meaning Absolutely Nothing.” I loved that

  • @MirasBuecherwelt
    @MirasBuecherwelt 2 роки тому +10

    I'm currently taking a lecture on Alexander and Hellenism. How is it possible you summarized this so much better than my professor did? This is so, so helpful!

  • @kathrynmilewski
    @kathrynmilewski 7 років тому +300

    There's a million places he hasn't conquered but just you waaaaiiiiit

    • @visibleconfusion782
      @visibleconfusion782 7 років тому +43

      Alexander the HAMILTON!

    • @henrynarkiewicz8778
      @henrynarkiewicz8778 6 років тому +6

      Just you wait just you wait!

    • @helenanilsson5666
      @helenanilsson5666 5 років тому +4

      Fun fact, a Sweden-residing branch of the Hamilton family owns Boo castle near-ish where I live and the cleaning company I work for comes by bi-weekly to clean the ground floor of the castle. It takes over four hours for two cleaners and the Hamilton soundtrack is almost always stuck in my head throughout the work.

    • @liltildie7258
      @liltildie7258 5 років тому

      Greece is whole. And then it broke.

  • @paradigmings
    @paradigmings 7 років тому +966

    Alexander the swell
    Alexander the shiny and new
    Alexander the suddenly preoccupied
    Alexander the legit
    Alexander the passable
    Alexander with the good hair
    Alexander the thorough
    Alexander the adaptable
    Alexander the hostage taker
    Alexander the Hamilton's trusted commander
    Alexander the flammable
    Alexander the alright alright alright
    Alexander the insistence
    Alexander the thoroughly miffed
    Alexander the absolutely flawless
    Alexander the adventuresome
    Alexander the over-hyped
    Alexander the regal
    Alexander the feisty
    Alexander the good guy
    Alexander the is coarse and rough and irritating and gets everywhere
    Alexander the demigod
    Alexander the not done yet
    Alexander the elf, i'd put his reconnaissance team into over drive (i'm not sure)
    Alexander the ample
    Alexander the tactically gifted
    Alexander the decent
    Alexander the Alexandist
    Alexander the AOK
    Alexander the east bound
    Alexander the blandly named
    Alexander the sculpt me pretty or ill kill you
    Alexander the looking more Persian by the day
    Alexander the still basically kind of a teenager
    Alexander the dead
    Alexander the great (hey, you actually said it)
    my fingers are dying
    Alexander doesn't seem like a word anymore

    • @hushedmirth
      @hushedmirth 7 років тому +10

      you could have used copy paste lul.
      EDIT: i take back my statement. if you copy pasted, there woulda been no effort. gj bro 👍

    • @EvilParagon4
      @EvilParagon4 6 років тому +36

      You missed Alexander the soon to be great

    • @snehadityaghosh8973
      @snehadityaghosh8973 6 років тому +13

      Alexander the Hamilton is my personal favorite, what about yours? Nice work btw.

    • @vereinigtekonigreicheoster35
      @vereinigtekonigreicheoster35 6 років тому +8

      Alexander the finger murderer

    • @johnmemes6447
      @johnmemes6447 5 років тому +2

      Alexander the Great meet dihognes

  • @psykodactyle
    @psykodactyle 7 років тому +504

    Taking land with his great army
    Alexander conquering

    • @mrcynical-9304
      @mrcynical-9304 7 років тому +16

      Are you a fan of John?

    • @karelvansteenhuyse3522
      @karelvansteenhuyse3522 7 років тому +61

      Finally breaching Tyres wall its
      Alexander slaughtering

    • @General12th
      @General12th 7 років тому +21

      ME ME BIG DISAPPOINTMENT

    • @sydneybrz
      @sydneybrz 7 років тому +4

      Psykodactyle me me big boy?

    • @kiiera
      @kiiera 7 років тому +6

      Is this a Jacksfilms reference or am I thinking of the wrong Alexander

  • @nicoski6347
    @nicoski6347 3 роки тому +13

    I did a huge history project on Demosthenes in school last year. No one ever knows who he is when I tell them. Even my teacher had never heard of him! Thank you for knowing who he is, it's making me feel extremely validated in my choice of ancient Greek guy to do a huge history project on

  • @Alex_Fahey
    @Alex_Fahey 5 років тому +16

    Alexander the Great is a pretty amazing character. I first learned about him in Empire Earth and upon further inspection the real Alexander the Great blew that portrayal out of the water. Anyway, I'd say Alexander is one of the most (if not the most, period) influential men of all time (except maybe Jesus or Mohammed). His influence was so large that from all across the world his name become synonymous with greatness. Even today, Alexander is still one of the top names across the world (It's even my name, lol).
    P.S. Alexander isn't actually "Defender of Men;" It's more like "Disperser of Men" (as in, on the battlefield, everyone runs away in fear).

  • @brendanmurphy4034
    @brendanmurphy4034 7 років тому +266

    I think the point of Alexander being called The Great, and not something else or even the greatest, is that he was the pinnacle of what someone could achieve. Someone who forged a new world out of the old and someone who will be remembered until the end of time. A story goes when Caesar saw a statute of Alexander he wept for he knew he'd never achieve what Alexander did. The reason why he's called the great is cause he's the very embodiment of greatness

    • @eldorados_lost_searcher
      @eldorados_lost_searcher 6 років тому +57

      Brendan Murphy
      Wasn't Caesar lamenting the fact that Alexander had accomplished so much at such a young age, and Caesar was already older than Alexander had been at his death?

    • @edrickhuge4637
      @edrickhuge4637 6 років тому

      Garret LeBuis jupp

    • @saeedvazirian
      @saeedvazirian 6 років тому +6

      Ehh, no. Darius III was easily a far greater man and he has so many lies and propaganda against him. Stop being a weeb and actually study history. Alexander invaded and empire. Darius actually maintained one.

    • @MrRushhour4
      @MrRushhour4 6 років тому +39

      Alexander kicked Darius' ass. Darius also lost an empire. Lets be honest theres no PR campagin to save that

    • @liamjm9278
      @liamjm9278 6 років тому +42

      saeedvazirian Darius, such a greater man that, even when heavily outnumbering his opponent, he ran away from the lesser man before the battle was decided, not once, but on multiple occasions. Even lost his family in the process.

  • @Boss_Isaac
    @Boss_Isaac 7 років тому +345

    Surprised you didn't include the death of Kleitos, who had saved Alexander's life at Granicus. In a drunken altercation turned violent at Maracanda (modern day Samarkand, Uzbekistan), Kleitos publicly denounced Alexander for the murders of Parmenio and Philotas. He went further by ridiculing Alexander for claiming to be _“the son of Zeus Ammon”_ (the Egyptian equivalent to Zeus) and his [Alexander's] denouncement of his own father, Philip. Alexander lost his temper and snatched the spear from a bodyguard standing nearby, running Kleitos through. Although he mourned his friend immensely, all of Alexander’s associates thereafter feared his dangerous temper.

    • @TheSecondVersion
      @TheSecondVersion 5 років тому +9

      Also his falling out with Parmenion, who was effectively his right hand man for most of this conquest

    • @eckmann88
      @eckmann88 5 років тому +5

      He sounds like Joe Pesci’s character in Goodfellas.

  • @trueneutral8742
    @trueneutral8742 7 років тому +92

    "WHATS YOUR NAME MAN!!!!"
    "Dude you got the wrong Alex..."

  • @Nodim1er
    @Nodim1er 4 роки тому +30

    I came solely for hearing your nicknames of Alexander the Multi-Named.

  • @jonathanvilario5402
    @jonathanvilario5402 4 роки тому +24

    Alexander is like that isekei protagonist that has it way too lucky but no one can stop him

  • @FoggyMcFogFace
    @FoggyMcFogFace 7 років тому +105

    Loving all the different Alexander-titles

  • @OhMercyMe
    @OhMercyMe 7 років тому +87

    See, the problem with Blue's videos is that they make me want to play Age of Mythology a whole lot.
    New plan: Play Age of Mythology with the video playing in the background. Emerge victorious and also smarter than before. Thanks Blue.

  • @Petepeatpeet
    @Petepeatpeet 6 років тому +148

    "Alexander the is coarse and rough and irritating and gets everywhere."
    Alexander the sand..?

    • @d0gbug
      @d0gbug 5 років тому +48

      AlexSANDer

  • @metamaxis
    @metamaxis Рік тому +7

    I love the actual pain you can hear in Blue's voice at having to ay "Alexander the Great"
    BLAND, where's the FLAVOR

  • @EliJ0nes1998
    @EliJ0nes1998 6 років тому +36

    6:00
    "I want every single Persian port on the Mediterranean flying a Greek flag or so help me Zeus i will set the ocean on fire"
    LOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

  • @derrickthewhite1
    @derrickthewhite1 7 років тому +323

    Alexander the "I don't want to say Great"

    • @marnetteryes2613
      @marnetteryes2613 7 років тому +14

      How about "Alexander the fine and sexy"

    • @Ivorytrigger
      @Ivorytrigger 7 років тому +10

      "Alexander the meh"

    • @gelisgeo1309
      @gelisgeo1309 7 років тому

      His real name is alexandros

    • @rowlypowly8
      @rowlypowly8 4 роки тому +2

      He is great, absolutely to say he isn’t is borderline retardation.

  • @Marcin_Pawlik
    @Marcin_Pawlik 7 років тому +132

    Finally, Alexander the Pretty Good video!

  • @alanepithet2931
    @alanepithet2931 7 років тому +74

    As someone that loves language, I will say names are important. They carry a lot of meaning and impact behind them, especially when you include titles. It says a lot about Alexander that his title is, in greek, 'the Big', or in english, 'the Great'. Yeah. These words are plain, simple, and somewhat bland. But they're also very, very, encompassing.
    The word 'Great' has connotations of gravitas, splendor, and awe. It's evocative of the idea of peak performance, and generally speaks of surpassing skill, prowess, or intellect.
    Alexander's title implies that he was the biggest, best, most-awesome guy. Bigger in impact, more impressive, and so on.
    Despite how plain it seems, there's a lot of ostentatiousness in having a title that basically says 'I'm better than everyone else, ever, period.' Which is exactly what his title does.
    Although I do find the various titles Blue gave Alexander amusing.

    • @jasondoe2596
      @jasondoe2596 7 років тому

      Well-said!

    • @Skadi609
      @Skadi609 7 років тому +2

      Al I agree. But some names shouldn't be kept 😁: a Byzantine emperor named copronymous(dung-named in Greek)? William the bastard? Basil the Bulgar-slayer? Ivar the boneless? I mean come on...

    • @alanepithet2931
      @alanepithet2931 7 років тому +7

      Those names still say a lot about the people who had them, don't they? Not very flattering things, but things none the less.

    • @cobraglatiator
      @cobraglatiator 7 років тому

      i guess expansive or vast wouldn't due because it only gives a sense of size then?

    • @The-kr9rb
      @The-kr9rb 5 років тому +1

      alexander the *b i g*

  • @user-es2gb9bv3n
    @user-es2gb9bv3n Рік тому +4

    i love the alexander titles, its extremely funny like every time :D alex the absolutly flawless

  • @Wolfs0n
    @Wolfs0n 3 роки тому +9

    "To Win but never to Destroy.
    To Subjugate but never to Humiliate.
    That is what true Conquest is"

  • @JackRackam
    @JackRackam 7 років тому +245

    @3:31 What's that other little unconquered blob?

    • @clownsaroundus7249
      @clownsaroundus7249 7 років тому +5

      I love your videos~!

    • @exmythos7318
      @exmythos7318 7 років тому +164

      Jack Rackam I believe that's Ambracia.They payed tribute to Macedonia and a macedonian garnison still stayed there,but they were technically autonoumous.

    • @JackRackam
      @JackRackam 7 років тому +10

      +ExMythos thanks!

    • @angelaphsiao
      @angelaphsiao 6 років тому +35

      Switzerland

    • @anr4306
      @anr4306 6 років тому +10

      Also, Alexander’s mother was the daughter of their king.

  • @loonachan
    @loonachan 7 років тому +258

    "This is the only time I know of where a revolt was put down by a marching band routine."
    ...Jericho maybe?

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 7 років тому +20

      They just walked around the wall a few times and called it a day. A high school band would be embarrassed if that was their best marching formation.
      (Also, paucity of corroborating evidence for most Biblical events blah blah blah.)

    • @loonachan
      @loonachan 7 років тому +28

      They also blew a horn! The Greeks didn't blow any horns! Well they probably did but you know...

    • @selenagamya1612
      @selenagamya1612 7 років тому +3

      Don't forget the yelling.

    • @Βουλγαροκτόνος1014-χ7π
      @Βουλγαροκτόνος1014-χ7π 7 років тому +4

      hentropy The Greeks did have horns. In fact the Spartans are the first recorded military force that had consistent music for marches and whatnot.

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 7 років тому +16

      It also wasn't a revolt, they were conquering the city.

  • @timothymclean
    @timothymclean 7 років тому +71

    "MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE...Uh, I mean, 'charge'."
    Who let Vegeta command an army?

    • @liltildie7258
      @liltildie7258 5 років тому +2

      Greece is whole. And then it broke.

  • @peterthesneakybastar
    @peterthesneakybastar Рік тому +6

    The Hellenistic period is one of the most poorly understood chapters in history.
    From an outside perspective, it might seem like a war mongering mess. However, from a scientific & philosophic perspective, it was a golden age of humanity. Nearly every part of the known world was run by intellectuals, and the citizens also aspired to become great scientists, mathematicians, philosophers, etc. In fact, they were taught at a young age that these subjects are beautiful art forms that are absolutely necessary to excel humanity.
    People seem to forget that Aristotle and Alexander’s entire plan was to “civilize” the world. Not so much technologically, but more so culturally. They wanted to enlighten all “barbarians” by “Hellenizing” them. Whether or not their beliefs justify their actions, one cannot deny the tremendous success it came with for thousands of years to come. Alexandria in particular had an unfathomable amount of prosperity and scientific growth. So much so, that it was these very achievements that the Renaissance studied and sought to revive nearly 2,000 years later, sparking the Age of Enlightenment in the process.

  • @shinchan123450
    @shinchan123450 6 років тому +24

    I love the music from Age of Mythology,. Really fits the history.

  • @SobiTheRobot
    @SobiTheRobot 6 років тому +42

    @7:30 - "Alexander the Hamilton." I frickin' died. Then, and every other thing you called Alexander.

    • @pinkajou656
      @pinkajou656 3 роки тому +2

      Absolutely. I rewatched it about five times.

  • @dionysiosbbbb
    @dionysiosbbbb 7 років тому +69

    In Fate Zero he is known as "King of Conquerors"

  • @thesadcactus3412
    @thesadcactus3412 7 років тому +215

    Alexander the Hamilton.
    When you're such hamiltrash

    • @alethiachan6793
      @alethiachan6793 7 років тому +7

      Pinky B I was scoring through the comments just to see this

    • @juliocruz1503
      @juliocruz1503 7 років тому +1

      Pinky B my god

  • @kimvereen5107
    @kimvereen5107 5 років тому +21

    "Alexander with the good hair" caught me off guard 💀💀💀

  • @TheoKolokotronis
    @TheoKolokotronis Місяць тому +1

    One of the most thrilling historical novels that follows the life of Alexander the Great during his legendary campaign, is “The Virtues of War” by Steven Pressfield.
    Truly epic.

  • @eyuin5716
    @eyuin5716 7 років тому +334

    You should do one on Chandragupta Maurya

    • @vinhny2406
      @vinhny2406 7 років тому +55

      Ęÿūį Æßñ time to conquer all of India...... most of India

    • @paxonite-7bd5
      @paxonite-7bd5 7 років тому +1

      Super - rinno none of India :v

    • @mr.bluesky8554
      @mr.bluesky8554 7 років тому

      which one?

    • @paxonite-7bd5
      @paxonite-7bd5 7 років тому

      Calvin the Patriot too many Chandragupta's

    • @surajbhat5447
      @surajbhat5447 7 років тому +5

      Ęÿūį Æßñ hey I have a question was chandragupta maurya named after the og Indian conquered Chandra Gupta or was it just a giant coincidence that they had basically the same name

  • @Jza_Dragon
    @Jza_Dragon 7 років тому +75

    "Alexander with the good hair"

    • @Bloodlyshiva
      @Bloodlyshiva 6 років тому +4

      Especially in Civ1. Its worth seeing. Man has a MANE.

  • @MultiMistick99
    @MultiMistick99 7 років тому +127

    how about
    Iskandar, King of Conquerors? :D

    • @bogdan3386
      @bogdan3386 5 років тому +2

      King of conquerors? Wait until Genghis Khan joins the server.

    • @Nparalelo
      @Nparalelo 5 років тому +21

      @@bogdan3386 Alexander was more respectful to the people he conquered than the Khans, so Alexander is still THE king of conquerors.

    • @dmitrypavlov9316
      @dmitrypavlov9316 4 роки тому

      [angry english noises]

    • @archivesoffantasy5560
      @archivesoffantasy5560 3 роки тому +4

      @@Nparalelo by that logic Cyrus is the real winner

  • @pyrphoros8739
    @pyrphoros8739 5 років тому +6

    15:10 The ptolemies did not have a horrendous family tree.
    More like a neatly knitted family line.

  • @tobisan9631
    @tobisan9631 5 років тому +5

    I like the age of Mythology music playing in the background glad to see you're a fan of the series. A good history video and a nostalgic tune playing. A good package!

  • @marnetteryes2613
    @marnetteryes2613 7 років тому +54

    All dreams end, when the dreamer awakens

    • @liltildie7258
      @liltildie7258 5 років тому +4

      Or you could say Greece is whole. And then it broke.

    • @darkestnight0014
      @darkestnight0014 4 роки тому +3

      @@liltildie7258 like every other empire ever

  • @asalways1504
    @asalways1504 7 років тому +31

    My morning just got better with an Alexander the ragtime band episode.

    • @steinmaniac7920
      @steinmaniac7920 7 років тому

      As Always In The time zone I live in your statement is quite...confusing.

    • @asalways1504
      @asalways1504 7 років тому

      Sokrates with ADHD I was making a reference to the song Alexander's Ragtime Band that came out in the 30s- 40s in the US. I hope that clears things up. What's your time zone? (Just curious)

    • @steinmaniac7920
      @steinmaniac7920 7 років тому +1

      As Always Okay...that's a thing. Was just too impulsive to not comment on it! XD
      Well, I am from Germany, which is kind of weird, considering that I called myself "Sokrates" with the german spelling, but ended it on "with ADHD" wich is obviously english.
      But now it is my turn to make a music based reference, because you know what they say about mornings! When they come, I'll be gone like a bat out of hell! :D

    • @asalways1504
      @asalways1504 7 років тому

      Sokrates with ADHD Lol that's great! You should always start mornings with a musical quip!

    • @steinmaniac7920
      @steinmaniac7920 7 років тому +1

      As Always Exactly! XD
      Although I am not even that well informed, besides some Queen and Meatloaf song quotes I am more or less useless in that department. Well, enough of my edgy, ruined mess of a life, have a nice day! May every day of your life be lightend by musical puns and references.

  • @JapanMonAmourTheJapanHouse
    @JapanMonAmourTheJapanHouse 7 років тому +80

    [Robin Lane Fox, Historian, Oxford University UK]
    *_"Macedonia is a Greek speaking Kingdom in northern Greece populated by people using Greek names, Greek months of the year worshipping Greek gods. Those who live in Skopje [Former Yugoslav - Rep. of macedonia] and say that that is Macedonia and Alexander's homeland are as ignorant and outrageous as if someone was to say Oxford University is really in Belarus and Oxford is Minsk"_*

    • @Thessaloz
      @Thessaloz 6 років тому +17

      People in FYROM grow up in schools with teachers saying that they are Macedonians (even when they speak Slavic), twisting many facts to make it believable, its hard for them to accept that all their history is a lie.
      Also their existance as a country is based on that. Its not only about history, politics get in the way too. This problem can't be solved with common sence and history knowledge. They grow up like that, its not just a hoax anymore

    • @LaKarma113
      @LaKarma113 4 роки тому

      The Macedonian Inedentism is not the real problem. The real problem is the Greek genocide over Macedonians in the Aegean part of Macedonia and the violent assimilation.
      - prof. Dimitris Hristopulos, 2018
      Also, you have to be astonishingly dumb not to be able to tell the difference between Macedonia, an ancient kingdom and the kaleidoscope of city states (polises), that you refer to as your cultural ancestry. A kingdom and self-governing cities are two very different things, as are we. Here you can also see that Philip conquered all of Greece, something that is rather hard to do if Greece was his native land, eh?
      If you are going to get me started on the language, you should be aware that Greek was the Lingua Franca at the time, meaning I should not make the mistake of labeling you as English or American, just because you used that language to write your comment.
      I cannot claim heritage over an entire ancient civilization, but facts speak for their self. If you really are, in any way, linked with the ancient Macedonian people, something in your tradition would bring it up. You're not even Hellada, as you claim you;re the descendants of, but Greece instead.. Know your place in the world and (if you are not going to repay us for the genocide or give us back our land, as you should have done in 2013 - when you opted for claiming our ancestry instead of what was right) at least have the decency to hold back in the lie spreading.

    • @kostasxalikias4591
      @kostasxalikias4591 4 роки тому +5

      @@LaKarma113 lmao 1 what genocided bro 2 Philip the second did what he did because he in Heart and brain he was greek Just like his ancestors 3 if they werent greek what were they people from yugoslavia or bulgaria No no no even better the macedonias were turks right? Bro FYROM history is a damm lie you are Just a mix of serbs.,bulgarians,albanians and greek Just that people in FYROM are being told lies to say they have a claim on alexandros o yea if he wasn't greek why does him and his father and his ancestors have greek names i swear you fuckers in the north Will soon claim that you builted the Parthenon or say that jesus was from skopje ingrorant as hell worse than turks

    • @georgefligos5730
      @georgefligos5730 4 роки тому +2

      @@LaKarma113 So you doubt modern Greeks' connection to the ancient Greeks, but, yeah, facts speak for themselves for slavs to have ancient Macedonian ancestors? Are you even listening to yourself? And your only point is that the Macedonians conquered the rest of Greece back then? There was no "Greece" as a country back then, but Greeks often fighting each other to gain influence over the other Greeks.
      Give you back what land? Thessaloniki which is filled with modern day Greeks citizens? Even if there were Slavs in the greek Macedonia region, what do you thing that means? There were Greeks everywhere in the Mediterranean, often establishing great cities such as Alexandria and Marseille. Not to talk about the Asia Minor Greeks. Does that give us the right to claim those lands? Of course not, for any intelligent human being. Past disputes aside, you have no claim over other countries. That's sick man, and shows your education's worth... Jesus... I wouldn't wish for any of my neighbours to loose part of their land.

    • @tatjanavelkova5814
      @tatjanavelkova5814 8 місяців тому

      @@Thessaloz FYROM ? ?
      CREP .

  • @slayden2737
    @slayden2737 3 роки тому +4

    Julius Caesar cried when looking upon Alexander the Great's statue after defeating pompey in greece
    that shows how much respect Alexander held
    and how great of a general he was

  • @PhantomCatMusic
    @PhantomCatMusic 6 років тому +5

    I loved all the descriptors you gave him. But I do believe that the fact that he was still called mégas, and everyone still recognising such a simple title as belonging to him in pretty much all of history, means that the title was probably chosen well.

  • @dohndabe3472
    @dohndabe3472 7 років тому +106

    Alex the *insert adjective here*

  • @Βουλγαροκτόνος1014-χ7π
    @Βουλγαροκτόνος1014-χ7π 7 років тому +75

    If I remember correctly there's a story that Alexander was so infuriated about the situation at Tyre that he took the leader of the city, put a hook in his heel, and drove him around the island like Achilles did to Hector. I believe it was Curtius Rufus who mentioned it...
    Anyways, this was a good video, but you skipped over some great battles and stories. Cleitus the Black comes to mind, so does Roxanna and the absolutely insane "battle" he had at Sogdian rock in order to get her. The battle against the Scythians was also amazing, showing that even a mongol like horde couldn't stop him. It's also interesting that the hardest and most bloody battles he had occurred while on the border with India (after Porus). He even got shot with an arrow there and was only saved by one of his elite generals...
    Furthermore, viewing the Hellenistic period as rather inconclusive is really a shame, as it completely changed the Middle East and even India (Bactria) for many generations, leaving a legacy up to and even in the Islamic period (the Quran itself talks about Alexander). The effects were more cultural and overall subtle than the Romans, but still extremely interesting and important.
    The naming issue isn't a big deal in my opinion. Don't forget the Alexander in itself means the defender of men, so the great defender of men doesn't seem all that imprecise. If there is one man who can carry the name Great (Μεγας carries more weight than just great in English), I think its Alexander.

    • @saeedvazirian
      @saeedvazirian 6 років тому +1

      The Quran talks of Cyrus, not of Alexander.
      ALso murdering people and burning libraries doesn't make you great.
      Boom.

    • @iiiiitsmagreta1240
      @iiiiitsmagreta1240 6 років тому +3

      Apparently, opinions differ: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_the_Great_in_the_Quran

    • @Rushie89
      @Rushie89 6 років тому +5

      This guy just has a boner for disregarding anything Alexander has done. Any type of history which may have some controversial history to it (which every subject he makes a video on has, humans have been shit through all of history) the bias he puts in his videos is distasteful and I just watch them so I can laugh at the reread paragraphs from Wiki and the sjw nonsense.

    • @anr4306
      @anr4306 6 років тому +1

      The word ‘sikander’ is used in India to mean great or a winner and it’s derived from his name. It’s still used over two millennia after his death.

    • @aleksk4151
      @aleksk4151 6 років тому +1

      The BIBLE ALSO TALKS ABOUT CYRUS THE PERSIAN! amazing

  • @psykodactyle
    @psykodactyle 7 років тому +125

    Clicked as fast as I could

  • @luciuswinius5187
    @luciuswinius5187 4 роки тому +2

    Hey blue, just gotta say that Age of Mythologie soundtrack fits perfectly and every episode is a trip down memory lane thanks for that

  • @ZayZoot
    @ZayZoot 5 місяців тому +1

    Alexander the Great was the only person in history who was so good with tactics on the battlefield that "Go East til we hit the sun" was the only long term plan he needed, for Christ sake he took down an island fort by making it not on an island anymore.

  • @Zerobasssoul
    @Zerobasssoul 7 років тому +29

    Now if Waver was back in this time Iskandar's dream might have come true...also u skipped over his fight with Gilgamesh but np

  • @thesexydevil780
    @thesexydevil780 7 років тому +19

    He didn't want anyone to sneak up behind him. They snuck behind him.

  • @Krescentwolf
    @Krescentwolf 7 років тому +35

    Far as nicknames and titles go... I think 'KIng of Conquerors' will always be the best one....
    Obligatory Fate reference out.

    • @basilofgoodwishes4138
      @basilofgoodwishes4138 7 років тому

      Krescentwolf Genghis and Sargon deserve the title much more, considering the fact that the former conquered much more and more powerful lands, even from a historical context and the latter being the World's first Conquerer.

    • @littlelw319
      @littlelw319 6 років тому

      i think he knew about that Khan conquered more land than Alexander , he just want to refer to Fate franchise. ps.in case of you don't know about Fate franchise. It is basically pokemon , but using historical figure to fight others to dead and the winners grant a wish.

    • @basilofgoodwishes4138
      @basilofgoodwishes4138 6 років тому

      Little LW I know what the fate series is, I know all about the Holy grail war and how Arthur is a woman and how evil Archer is(the golden one). I was just saying that KoK fits those guys better.

    • @littlelw319
      @littlelw319 6 років тому

      i see.

  • @elliwir
    @elliwir 3 роки тому +1

    Alexander with the good hair... history and pop cultural references... I LOVE THIS CHANNEL

  • @quantumlandbooks4005
    @quantumlandbooks4005 5 років тому +2

    I love how many adjectives you found for Alexander. Great video!

  • @JapanMonAmourTheJapanHouse
    @JapanMonAmourTheJapanHouse 7 років тому +67

    [Donald Kagan, Sterling professor of Classics and ancient Greek History, Yale University]
    *_"We know the Macedonians were fundamentally Greeks, that is to say they were Greek speakers and ethnically they were Greek"_*

    • @matthewsmith1779
      @matthewsmith1779 6 років тому +1

      Black Tengu
      Pretty sure Greek wasn't the only language they spoke. There were Greek Poli in the Kingdom of Macedon. But hell, there were Greek Poli in Italy. Doesn't make the Italians Greek.

    • @sagehuseinovski6153
      @sagehuseinovski6153 6 років тому +3

      They were not Greek in the slightest

    • @feelthepony
      @feelthepony 6 років тому +19

      not at all,alexander was a slav,and he stole cars.

    • @sagehuseinovski6153
      @sagehuseinovski6153 6 років тому

      Theodoros PETRIDIS yeah no. We know that they weren’t Greek. The reason they had Greek culture, is because it spread. The same thing happened with the romans, yet no one calls the romans Greek.

    • @sagehuseinovski6153
      @sagehuseinovski6153 6 років тому +1

      Arch Stanton he was ethnic Macedonian

  • @jennifergrosky
    @jennifergrosky 7 років тому +12

    I think the best part of this episode (besides the learning) was the use of every single discriptor besides 'the great'

  • @sadier1726
    @sadier1726 7 років тому +39

    "Alexander the Hamilton" same

  • @Fif0l
    @Fif0l Рік тому +2

    In defence of "the great" epithet.
    We're used to this being a word that's just thrown around everywhere. Off the top of my head I can name 5 kings and 3 popes with epithet "the Great".
    But I bet in Hellenistic era it wasn't so common.
    The only one I can think of was Cyrus. You know. The founder of Persian Empire.
    To a typical Greek there was only one ruler called "the Great" and it was Alexander the Macedonian.

  • @PrestonRobertNorris
    @PrestonRobertNorris 3 роки тому +1

    The script is so incredibly dense with references and wordplay it’s wonderful

  • @DarkfireEquinox
    @DarkfireEquinox 6 років тому +8

    Here lies Alexander the Great, King of Conquerors. He got to see the sea. But not the sea he could go see whenever he felt like it

  • @anubisgodofdeath420
    @anubisgodofdeath420 7 років тому +11

    " Greece was that one pasted out drunk guy at a house party " XD overly sarcastic productions 2017

  • @ameaninglessdemon9030
    @ameaninglessdemon9030 7 років тому +26

    But what about dragons? Dragons have feelings too!

  • @fabulouschild2005
    @fabulouschild2005 2 місяці тому

    I love the fun you're having with Alex's epithets

  • @pwnorbepwned
    @pwnorbepwned 2 роки тому +2

    I know it’s a faux pas to bring up the Fate series around here, but Alexander has the best version of his name in that show that I’ve ever heard.
    Iskandar, King of Conquerors.

  • @degenerate3288
    @degenerate3288 6 років тому +7

    6:07
    Dear Blue
    Have to heard of Greek fire
    Sincerely an Egyptian God

  • @solowingborders3239
    @solowingborders3239 6 років тому +18

    ISKANDAR KING OF CONQUERORS!!!!!!!!!!
    Broskandar king of bros also works.

  • @djynfxxbdhtbrn6854
    @djynfxxbdhtbrn6854 7 років тому +63

    Alexander the Grape anyone?

    • @LilianaKali
      @LilianaKali 7 років тому +1

      People Like Grapes.

    • @djynfxxbdhtbrn6854
      @djynfxxbdhtbrn6854 7 років тому +2

      LilianaKali I meant because whine but yes, grapes are nice.

  • @luckyassassin1
    @luckyassassin1 4 роки тому +2

    Thanks for the ending especially, i now have many more titles for Alexander than just "the great"

  • @magmos6346
    @magmos6346 6 років тому +2

    Given all that he did, the man didn't NEED a title more than the Great. It sums him up so damn well.