History RE-Summarized: The Age of Augustus

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  • @lordalphamax1188
    @lordalphamax1188 3 роки тому +3199

    Conspirators: We have the support of the People of Rome!
    People of Rome: No, you don't.

    • @SomeCrusader
      @SomeCrusader 3 роки тому +144

      America during The Cold War: We support the people of third world countries!
      Third world country, now with a one party dictaorship: No, you don't.

    • @MrMisterCritique
      @MrMisterCritique 3 роки тому +8

      @@SomeCrusader I agree but a little hors-sujet

    • @ulti-mantis
      @ulti-mantis 3 роки тому +29

      @@SomeCrusader The countries with dictatorships installed by the US supported the US...

    • @SomeCrusader
      @SomeCrusader 3 роки тому +17

      @@ulti-mantis I know, but I saw Lord AlphaMax's comment gave me the perfect opportunity to make that joke.

    • @advanceringnewholder
      @advanceringnewholder 3 роки тому +7

      This hits home hard

  • @Obi-Wan_Kenobi
    @Obi-Wan_Kenobi 3 роки тому +3440

    This entire video is an exercise in the Senate asking "My Lord, is this legal?" and Darth Octavious answering "I WILL MAKE IT LEGAL."

    • @marektarraste
      @marektarraste 3 роки тому +88

      Darth Octavious!!

    • @anyathepanther7977
      @anyathepanther7977 3 роки тому +32

      Who would be Yoda in this allegory? 🤔

    • @Boss_Isaac
      @Boss_Isaac 3 роки тому +29

      @@anyathepanther7977
      Fulvia, maybe?

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 3 роки тому +121

      Mace Anthony: The Senate will decide your fate
      Darth Octavian: I AM The Senate!

    • @Freekymoho
      @Freekymoho 3 роки тому +21

      @@weldonwin NOT YET

  • @archangeljegiudiel1494
    @archangeljegiudiel1494 3 роки тому +984

    Agrippa is literally that one teammate you play with because you don't even know the button layout and he ends up squad wiping people while you're still figuring out how to shoot...

    • @dragonheart1236
      @dragonheart1236 3 роки тому +42

      The silent pub-stomper, as we like to call them

    • @Darthwgamer
      @Darthwgamer 3 роки тому +7

      @@dragonheart1236 Like the silent kid basically

    • @carrott36
      @carrott36 2 роки тому

      and caesar is the one who sees you making a nooby mistake, points it out, you don’t listen, so they shoot you and kill you, and you stop making that nooby mistake.

    • @scotandiamapping4549
      @scotandiamapping4549 7 місяців тому +3

      I genuinely believe that Agrippa would've been the second Emperor if Augustus hadn't outlived him

  • @katelynkickbutt2552
    @katelynkickbutt2552 3 роки тому +2052

    "Caesar's corpse was still sitting there squidgy like" well that was a development

  • @williambenson8197
    @williambenson8197 3 роки тому +779

    Octavian: “I will end you.”
    Antony: “I will end you.”
    Lepidus: “I will-“
    Octavian & Antony: “Shut up, Lepidus!”
    Lepidus: “Yes, sirs…"

    • @isabelheiner631
      @isabelheiner631 3 роки тому +8

      That is so TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

    • @dkinla3408
      @dkinla3408 3 роки тому +21

      Lepidus was the Meg Griffin of the second Triumvirate.

    • @GhostBear3067
      @GhostBear3067 2 роки тому +17

      Lepidus: "I will mind my own business and not die."

  • @pyrrhusofepirus8491
    @pyrrhusofepirus8491 3 роки тому +1316

    Octavian is easily one of my favourite historical characters, he’s machiavellianism made manifest, ruthless, brutal, very intelligent, cunning, crafty, unscrupulous, politically adept yet never drunk on his own power and seemingly always in control of the game, which is made kinda scarier by his age and that he was previously known as just some sickly young momma’s boy.
    He’s the absolute PERFECT Assassin’s Creed antagonist.

    • @kylescott9031
      @kylescott9031 3 роки тому +59

      Or their perfect ally lets face it The Assassin's Creed franchise could go ether way but they did make him & Julius member's of the Order of Ancients thus explaining why Julius made him his heir, both to the Order & Rome, seeing as his son with Cleo would become a hidden one, in the comics at least.

    • @pyrrhusofepirus8491
      @pyrrhusofepirus8491 3 роки тому +56

      @@kylescott9031 I’d like to see him as the antagonist, I think they fucked up with Caesar, I honestly think it was stupid for Aya to kill him as if any of the conspirators spilled the beans, the mob and Rome’s Legions would be baying for Egypt’s blood.
      But Octavian, he has to be the antagonist, maybe he interactions in the beginning are friendly, but as time goes on and Octavian makes more ruthless plays for personal power and he does more and more brutal things to further his own ends and his belief that he’s the only one that can lead Rome, the Assassins turn against him and try to kill him, but there’s a rift in the brotherhood, as some believe that Octavian is the only future Rome and thus the lives of hundreds of thousands if not millions has, as remember they could barely get through the decade without a Civil War. And Octavian knows this and would leap upon it, never striking back and turning several and creating a new branch of Assassins, attached to the Praetorian Guard, that are loyal to the Roman State and to Octavian, maybe even Caesarian turns to Octavian, betraying Aya for the sake of the Roman Empire.
      That’s what I’d do with Octavian, make him a properly scary and utterly ruthless almost Anti Villain, who does anything for further power and his belief that he is the master that Rome needs.

    • @StealthRed55
      @StealthRed55 3 роки тому +8

      He kind of reminds me of Emperor Arvis from Fire Emblem Genealogy of the Holy War

    • @HaydenLau.
      @HaydenLau. 3 роки тому

      But an idiot in all things military

    • @rogue-taxidermy_griffin
      @rogue-taxidermy_griffin 3 роки тому +16

      And plot twist the actual Big Bad is his wife Livia, who was the actual Templar all along and used her hold on Octavian/Augustus to further Templar goals, effectively using Augustus as a diversion/shield to protect the true powers
      Seriously, after reading I, Claudius I cannot ignore Livia as a major player in the Empire and how cool she'd be in this instance.

  • @Big_E_Soul_Fragment
    @Big_E_Soul_Fragment 3 роки тому +2879

    Brutus and Cassius: *We did it Cassius, we saved the Republic!*

    • @SomeCrusader
      @SomeCrusader 3 роки тому +213

      America during the Cold War: We did it CIA, we saved the third world countries!

    • @ufofighter16
      @ufofighter16 3 роки тому +145

      *Always Sunny Title Card* :
      "Brutus and Cassius Destroy the Republic"

    • @jessicajayes8326
      @jessicajayes8326 3 роки тому +59

      Truly a victory for the forces of justice!

    • @michaeldaniels642
      @michaeldaniels642 3 роки тому +47

      Every Common Roman Citizen: The Hell you did!

    • @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933
      @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 3 роки тому +29

      TRULY A VICTORY FOR THE FORCES OF JUSTICE!

  • @DaveBath
    @DaveBath 3 роки тому +761

    Bit harsh on Lepidus who died aged 76 of not-being-murdered. Which is pretty damned impressive for someone who got that close to the centre of power and didn't win the game by killing everyone else. Even sweet-talked them into letting his wife off after she'd been treasonous. So he must have (a) been pretty smooth, (b) actually loved his wife enough not to want to trade her in for a younger model, (c) not been so much of a power-hungry egomaniac that he was able to step back and just chill at home. So really, Lepidus the Triumvir is terribly under-rated. After all, there were 6 triumvirs and only 2 died of old age. And only one of them actually got to enjoy a normal retirement: Lepidus.

    • @ashiqali4933
      @ashiqali4933 2 роки тому +36

      That is a fair and interesting assessment

    • @fartakiss9595
      @fartakiss9595 2 роки тому +53

      Lepidus was Julius Caesar's most formidable lieutenant. He was as competent a general as he was an administrator. Guy talks about him like he was a fuckN cupbearer or something

    • @nickmalachai2227
      @nickmalachai2227 2 роки тому +41

      Yeah, I'd buy Lepidus being the real winner on a personal level here. Goes to show dodging a bullet sometimes requires getting out of the firing line.

    • @ProvostZarakov
      @ProvostZarakov 2 роки тому +16

      I could see this guy being completely over the power struggles possibly as the one member of the triumvirate who actually wanted to reform the Roman govt and not just turn it into the cesspool everyone else was vying for.

    • @valentinarunko67
      @valentinarunko67 2 роки тому +10

      Lepidus: the Aaron Burr of ancient Rome

  • @Obi-Wan_Kenobi
    @Obi-Wan_Kenobi 3 роки тому +3560

    Would you say that Augustus brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to his new Empire?

    • @OverlySarcasticProductions
      @OverlySarcasticProductions  3 роки тому +1624

      HIS new empire???

    • @Obi-Wan_Kenobi
      @Obi-Wan_Kenobi 3 роки тому +1081

      Octavian, my allegiance is the the Roman Republic, TO DEMOCRACY!!!

    • @keysliceace5015
      @keysliceace5015 3 роки тому +240

      Everything about this is perfect

    • @ZarkTheGhost
      @ZarkTheGhost 3 роки тому +162

      This whole exchange brings me joy

    • @matel4692
      @matel4692 3 роки тому +273

      @@Obi-Wan_Kenobi Only a senator deals in absolutes!

  • @herebejamz
    @herebejamz 3 роки тому +2658

    You know, we kinda joke that Cleopatra had magic mind control boobs, but this woman clearly knew how to get men to do things. She's raw charisma.

    • @phastinemoon
      @phastinemoon 3 роки тому +387

      She had a charisma score to trump all others, and only ever rolled Nat 20s on persuasion checks

    • @jessicajayes8326
      @jessicajayes8326 3 роки тому +499

      She spoke 9 languages, she was wicked smart.

    • @d.esanchez3351
      @d.esanchez3351 3 роки тому +326

      I can imagine Octavian with an aluminium hat invading egypt

    • @jackofalltrades6129
      @jackofalltrades6129 3 роки тому +185

      I mean, mind control boobs are totally a thing...
      Don't ask me how I know that.

    • @willimeister2553
      @willimeister2553 3 роки тому +80

      @@jackofalltrades6129 I will ask how you know that

  • @melanc1132
    @melanc1132 3 роки тому +507

    Brutus: We slain the beast!
    Citizens of Rome: *What beast? Wait- Where’s Caesar?*

    • @shanedoesyoutube8001
      @shanedoesyoutube8001 3 роки тому +20

      yeah one thing about that... caesar's assassination was meant to be a public killing bcuz when in rome, to show you are justifyingly getting rid of a tyrant (in which yes, he was, *but at least he was more likeable than say... benito mussolini),* you gotta do it IN FULL VIEW OF THE PUBLIC. so no, people would know where the fuk is caesar

    • @mobgabriel1767
      @mobgabriel1767 4 місяці тому +1

      they definitively weren't the sharpest knifes in the caesar

  • @laurakastrup
    @laurakastrup 2 роки тому +117

    Lepedus sitting in Carthage like "oh you rowdy millenials" while Anthony and Octavian duke it out has to be my favourite boomer moment

  • @alphastark8883
    @alphastark8883 3 роки тому +442

    I’m currently making a DnD campaign based in a Roman Empire like world right after Augustus’ reign so this is perfect timing. Like I got 4ish weeks in prep now so this is literally the best.

    • @sorasilverstar144
      @sorasilverstar144 3 роки тому +12

      EPIC!! Please let us know how it goes!

    • @doppelrutsch9540
      @doppelrutsch9540 3 роки тому +11

      That's cool! Is D&D really well suited as a system for that?

    • @alphastark8883
      @alphastark8883 3 роки тому +12

      @@doppelrutsch9540 The thing about DnD 5e is that it isn’t a great system base for a lot of things but it’s so easy to mold it into whatever I want. That way my players don’t have to learn a new system which is difficult for a few of my fellow players.

    • @gorvarhadgarson5227
      @gorvarhadgarson5227 3 роки тому +4

      Keep me posted man, doing exactly the same thing!!!

    • @alphastark8883
      @alphastark8883 3 роки тому +4

      @@gorvarhadgarson5227 are setting it back to the Iron Age too or are you keeping it at normal DnD tech?

  • @kostg4194
    @kostg4194 3 роки тому +445

    octavian when he hears ceasars death and reads his will:ITS GO TIME

    • @nickgrout2502
      @nickgrout2502 3 роки тому +9

      TARPS OFF BOYS

    • @masonmysliwy8879
      @masonmysliwy8879 3 роки тому +4

      Yo there’s a perfect line up comet POGG

    • @OCTBOI
      @OCTBOI 3 роки тому +5

      more like ITS MORPHIN TIME

  • @dieterdiepaprika6224
    @dieterdiepaprika6224 3 роки тому +730

    0:00 - 0:04 me and they boys starting out group presentation we prepared 30 minutes ago

  • @mikotagayuna8494
    @mikotagayuna8494 3 роки тому +423

    "I am offensive and I find this Italian."
    - Octavian

  • @secondman
    @secondman 3 роки тому +314

    "his wife's... let's say, eyes"
    this line. this line right here

  • @Suomismg
    @Suomismg 3 роки тому +420

    You say that Lepidus got the bad deal, but his ability to watch paint dry is legendary to this day.
    In my opinion, better fate than what Markus Antonius got.

    • @danghostman2814
      @danghostman2814 3 роки тому +90

      Lepidus, are you going to do anything?
      L: Are you stupid?
      ...No.
      L: Do you think I'm stupid?
      ...No?
      L: Then why do you think I'm going to put my neck out there between Octavian, the Senate, Mark Antony, and Octavian again?

    • @TheTrashman9
      @TheTrashman9 3 роки тому +4

      @Scom Tott Making illegal things legal

  • @kaisercorn4857
    @kaisercorn4857 3 роки тому +332

    Agrippa didn't dig Lake Avernus, he just built a canal connecting it the sea. Still an impressive feat for the time, but he didn't dig a whole ass lake.

    • @adeade3978
      @adeade3978 3 роки тому +106

      Lies, he actually leveled down a mountain and then dug the lake from there

    • @atomicash2475
      @atomicash2475 3 роки тому +128

      @@adeade3978 lies, he punched a mountain, the impact zone forming a lake

    • @pika4668
      @pika4668 3 роки тому +112

      Lies, he actually intimidated a mountain into becoming a valley and then ripped the rain out of the clouds to fill it with water himself

    • @prernap3104
      @prernap3104 3 роки тому +41

      Lies, he sneezed and a lake was created

    • @Thomas.Wright
      @Thomas.Wright 3 роки тому +46

      LIES! He flew into outer space, grabbed a nearby comet, flung it at Italy at just the right speed, and the impact combined with the melting ice formed the lake.

  • @Thomas.Wright
    @Thomas.Wright 3 роки тому +402

    And you post this just after March 15. I see what you did there.

  • @jjohansen86
    @jjohansen86 3 роки тому +185

    There's the old quote, "Victorious warriors win first and then go to war; defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win. Actium being anti-climactic is actually a recommendation for Agrippa and Octavian, they did all the work in advance and made the victory a sure (and boring) thing.

    • @alexanderguerrero347
      @alexanderguerrero347 3 роки тому +7

      I don’t know Alexander the Great sure charged into war first then sought to win multiple times. Almost died in some situations.

    • @Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human
      @Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human 3 роки тому +19

      @@alexanderguerrero347 Alexander truly was the exception that proved the rule. On top of being a military commander on a level beyond any of his contempories, he was fortunate enough to inherit arguably the best army in the world at the time.
      The Brave Companions and the Foot Companions were so well trained and well armed they could outfight any army in the world.
      Just watching their co-ordinated drills even made one army flee in terror, because most armies at the time were a large rabble, the Macedonians were an organised, equipped, experienced fighting force.
      That, combined with his own prodigious tactical nous, allowed Alexander to get away with being stupidly gung-ho, and getting into situations there shouldn't have been any way out of.

    • @masseg6713
      @masseg6713 2 роки тому +2

      @@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human Man human history is so badass sometimes.

    • @thedrinkinggamemaker9749
      @thedrinkinggamemaker9749 11 місяців тому

      Sun Tzu, The Art of War

  • @Haedox
    @Haedox 3 роки тому +1346

    MORE ROMAN HISTORY. POG. POG.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 роки тому +4

      Chill out, what ya yellin' for? Lay back, it's all been done before. And if you could only let it be, you will see that I am the funniest YouT*ber of all time. Admit it, my dear follow*r hsad

    • @Tiwack01
      @Tiwack01 3 роки тому +27

      Check out Historia Civilis channel if you too cannot get enough of the old Romans.

    • @josemariacapinha2432
      @josemariacapinha2432 3 роки тому +14

      @@Tiwack01 That channel is fucking amazing

    • @elgatto3133
      @elgatto3133 3 роки тому +6

      @@josemariacapinha2432 one of my favorite channels on UA-cam

    • @ASTEIR
      @ASTEIR 3 роки тому +4

      @@AxxLAfriku no

  • @alanvettikuzhichalil9677
    @alanvettikuzhichalil9677 3 роки тому +536

    Last time I was this early there were no knives inside Caeser

    • @eh9618
      @eh9618 3 роки тому +14

      That wasn't long ago. We did start right after he got stabbed

    • @randomnpc7773
      @randomnpc7773 3 роки тому +1

      LMAO

    • @ConnorLockhartYGO
      @ConnorLockhartYGO 3 роки тому +2

      Last time I was early, Cincinnatus wasn't farming cabbages.

    • @AnarchHive
      @AnarchHive 3 роки тому +1

      Earlier then me... last time I was this early Rome still had three more legions and Varus still had his head :/

    • @Calebgoblin
      @Calebgoblin 3 роки тому

      @@ConnorLockhartYGO Cleveland was still catching lakes on fire

  • @Big_E_Soul_Fragment
    @Big_E_Soul_Fragment 3 роки тому +456

    Here before Varus' Legions got wiped out in the Teutoburg Forest

    • @patrickdaniels57
      @patrickdaniels57 3 роки тому +23

      Too soon

    • @vow4621
      @vow4621 3 роки тому +12

      Hey, good taste in Royal Navy ships.

    • @Bryan21381
      @Bryan21381 3 роки тому +12

      Here is Augustus still crying about the lost legions. Insert dovahhatty reference here.

    • @ecurewitz
      @ecurewitz 3 роки тому +6

      I made it before Alaric sacked Rome anyway. Does that count?

    • @rigel9228
      @rigel9228 3 роки тому +11

      @@Bryan21381 QUINCTILIUS VARUS! GIVE ME BACK MY LEGIONS!!!!!

  • @Emily-tv1iz
    @Emily-tv1iz 3 роки тому +85

    "It's just lots of humans, land and coins in a giant burlap sack"
    man, Roman Santa is terrifying

  • @manticore2804
    @manticore2804 3 роки тому +93

    we don't appreciate Cleopatra enough, she started out with no army then nearly got the whole meditaranien under her belt when literally any side she went with immediately was labelled as being unroman. she was a genius.

  • @Hyperversum3
    @Hyperversum3 3 роки тому +159

    This is why Augustus is my favourite "character" in Roman History.
    He was a politician in a more modern sense of the word rather than in the ancient sense.
    His results didn't come from big passionate monologues or military might, but strategizing, manipulation of resources and pure team-building.
    Sure, Agrippa and Mecenate weren't random kids on the streets, but even so they were people without big names at the time (Hell, we don't even know where Agrippa is specifically from, the dude wasn't that compared to most patrician families) but with relevant skills, and Augustus was able to make them trusted allies and friends. He made people do his work not because he was some powerful monarch but because he was able to direct his allies to the right place and the right time, making them effective.
    And he did it with everything, not just people.
    Sure, killing people in a ritual sacrifice is quite brutal but... let's be honest, what's the difference with an execution used as a glorious political manifestation of power? None, essentially, it's still murder to show-off that you won.
    And the man used such things to their maximum effect, not matter what. If you gotta murder, at least make it count.
    He is essentially what Macchiavelli feared in a "prince", and for good reasons.
    He was a ruthless autocrat with the military on his side and the creepy skill of shifting every event and topic in his favour, using propaganda to turn his political enemies into threats for the entire Urbe? Yeah, he was. But so were most monarchs and warlords, he simply was the best at the subtle style rather than the "smash my way to the throne" skillset.
    P.S. And interestingly, this could be a perfect example of how we should always remember historical context and not mix our modern world view with the ancient world.
    I can respect and find interesting Augustus for being such a pinnacle of ancient world politics, but nowadays propaganda is a terrible tool. We don't live in a world where information is limited and where war is common, we live in an interconnected world-wide society where in a couple seconds we can know almost anything that happens around it (as long as the media can report about it) and war is a terrible perspective that could spell disaster for our way of living for decades to come.
    Felt to add this because people at times seem to mix the two topics.

    • @markcannon8522
      @markcannon8522 3 роки тому +9

      Octavian was lucky his uncle had already killed the most competent rivals, either pompeius magnus or labienus would have killed octavians ass in a heartbeat

    • @theodosiusii408
      @theodosiusii408 2 роки тому

      @@markcannon8522 what about Cato the younger

    • @markcannon8522
      @markcannon8522 2 роки тому

      @@theodosiusii408 military speaking.

    • @theodosiusii408
      @theodosiusii408 2 роки тому

      @@markcannon8522 makes sense

    • @IDontKnow-dl3lq
      @IDontKnow-dl3lq 2 роки тому +3

      agrippa solos anyway. no way octavians cleaning the sewer

  • @fablion6324
    @fablion6324 3 роки тому +2044

    can we talk about the ultimate bro-move Caesar did with his will by awarding all roman citizens two months wages?
    Edit: (I’m well aware roman citizens back then meant ritch politicians. I just wanted to be funny _-_)
    edit to edit: (idk politics like this is hard)

    • @jacobjerny7502
      @jacobjerny7502 3 роки тому +325

      Even the Romans got a stimulus check ;-;

    • @LordKittenfish
      @LordKittenfish 3 роки тому +81

      Big stimmy for romey

    • @Taxrenn93
      @Taxrenn93 3 роки тому +184

      Just remember there is a difference between CITIZENS of Rome and “people who lived in Rome.” Freemen and slaves, which made up the majority, were not considered citizens

    • @andreasf2216
      @andreasf2216 3 роки тому +51

      The Romans didnt define citizens in the modern sense, most of the population were excluded

    • @SirAsdf
      @SirAsdf 3 роки тому +75

      @@Taxrenn93 so really only the rich got any money, sounds about right.

  • @OsbiaNnight
    @OsbiaNnight 3 роки тому +140

    I'd love to hear more about about his daughter, Julia. She sounds like she had a lot of fun. Or just Tacitus' version of this time

    • @leeh4669
      @leeh4669 Рік тому +5

      Either Julia or her daughter Julilla was responsible for Ovid’s exile, thereby giving us the epic work of mythology combined with anti-establishment emo boy moodiness that makes up his Metamorphoses. Also, Julilla was the daughter of Julia and Agrippa, and apparently inherited her mom’s good looks and raw charisma and Agrippa’s brains - she memorized the Iliad and Odyssey by 10, and was made to recite chapters to her grandparents daily.

  • @djinndusk4696
    @djinndusk4696 3 роки тому +105

    As ever - Blue’s synopsis of Rome is educational, entertaining and simply good history. You’ve got to love every Rome video this man makes!

  • @AubriGryphon
    @AubriGryphon 3 роки тому +116

    I have somehow gone my whole life without absorbing the fact that Octavian and Augustus are the same dude.

  • @Liquidsback
    @Liquidsback 3 роки тому +360

    This followed by Kings and Generals doing Claudius today. Is it Julio Claudian Day?

    • @ritaDas-xl4kz
      @ritaDas-xl4kz 3 роки тому +14

      Oh my god,yeah thats a good co incidence

    • @naga5707
      @naga5707 3 роки тому +17

      Next thing you know historia civilis is uploading the next episode and the world screech to halt

    • @bloodstoneore4630
      @bloodstoneore4630 3 роки тому +16

      It is just after the ides of march

    • @VarangianGuard13
      @VarangianGuard13 3 роки тому +7

      Can that be a thing? I'd celebrate a Julio Claudian Day

    • @niclasjohansson5992
      @niclasjohansson5992 3 роки тому

      @@VarangianGuard13 how? By banging ones relatives and convincing ones neighbors to commit suicide?

  • @johnjohnsonesteemeddoerofj6966
    @johnjohnsonesteemeddoerofj6966 3 роки тому +76

    Posting this the week of the ides of march is such a power move

    • @isabelheiner631
      @isabelheiner631 3 роки тому

      Okay, I've gotta say it- I LOVE YOUR NAME XD XD XD XD XD Long time viewer partner!!!

  • @robsonrobson9905
    @robsonrobson9905 3 роки тому +44

    I love the idea of being like "you you see that sparkly thing in the sky? That means my dad is a god now." Just the audacity of it is stunning

  • @johnjohnsonesteemeddoerofj6966
    @johnjohnsonesteemeddoerofj6966 3 роки тому +37

    Am I so happy about having a new resummarized video? Absolutely. Am I still disappointed that now I have to re-memorize the whole thing? ᵃ ˡⁱᵗᵗˡᵉ

  • @dkinla3408
    @dkinla3408 3 роки тому +5

    Agrippa is my guy!
    He doesn't get enough play.
    THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU for giving him the respect he so richly deserves. 👏👏👏👏👏

  • @paulwagner688
    @paulwagner688 3 роки тому +86

    Last time I was this early, Aphrodite dropped Anaeas

  • @silentnight6810
    @silentnight6810 3 роки тому +710

    Blue is back to talking about rome.
    All is right with the world.

  • @Eramiserasmus
    @Eramiserasmus 3 роки тому +74

    Everybody forgets Caesar was liked by the commonfolk of Rome and literally made sure that in his will they would have time to mourn. Two months wages is ridiculous back then

    • @c_rock3512
      @c_rock3512 11 місяців тому

      That’d be ridiculous now. Imagine a president dies and you get two months of unemployment benefits.

  • @Khajmer
    @Khajmer 3 роки тому +24

    Blue: The Aeneid was so good.
    Red: I sense a disturbance in the Force.

  • @casparjackson4075
    @casparjackson4075 3 роки тому +365

    Blue is the angelic history guy while Red is the demonic mythology women like damn

    • @SEAZNDragon
      @SEAZNDragon 3 роки тому +59

      Further reinforced by Red’s use of a devil costume for her Halloween episodes.

    • @emilybarclay8831
      @emilybarclay8831 3 роки тому +26

      I can be your angle or your dimon

    • @ZarkTheGhost
      @ZarkTheGhost 3 роки тому +31

      Have you heard the podcast? My guy has his gremlin moments

    • @jacobbishop8067
      @jacobbishop8067 3 роки тому +11

      I mean Red has admitted to being Loki so...

    • @MLD.Ltd.
      @MLD.Ltd. 2 роки тому +5

      A perfect balance

  • @ReaganTeen15
    @ReaganTeen15 3 роки тому +3

    The resummarized series is by far one of my favorite things about your already amazing channel. The quality of these videos shows just how much and how well you've learned over the years as content creators. I look forward to Fridays for two personally fulfilling reasons; one of them is spiritual and related to my personal religious observances, and one of them is the addition your channel makes to this chronically rewatchable library of truly well crafted historical content. Ive been madly head over heels in love with history since I can recall, and theres no one like you at OSP. Thank you guys for keeping history alive and vibrant for us! :)

  • @drowsydexy3630
    @drowsydexy3630 3 роки тому +87

    "Those Romans are crazy"
    Unnamed Gaulic warrior.

    • @afanoftheclassics
      @afanoftheclassics 3 роки тому +17

      in a small, unoccupied village, still holding out against the invaders....

  • @bigbrotheriswatching1190
    @bigbrotheriswatching1190 3 роки тому +11

    Octavian: You're a simp Antony.
    Antony: LIES!

  • @2manyeggshells
    @2manyeggshells 3 роки тому +26

    When is History RE-RE-Summarized where you will just mesh ALL Rome videos together happen? Looking forward to it

  • @hunterjaekel8168
    @hunterjaekel8168 3 роки тому +9

    Been working on a huge engineering project and being able to listen to a remake of one of my favorite OSP vids while finishing some design calculations was amazing. Thanks Blue

  • @kostg4194
    @kostg4194 3 роки тому +119

    *Octavian and antony ready to start a civil war
    rome:I guess every generation must suffer

  • @JT_Lich
    @JT_Lich 3 роки тому +55

    Rome's history in a nutshell:
    "Was all of this legal? ....meh."

  • @dallasrover5515
    @dallasrover5515 3 роки тому +5

    I like the new voice over! Blue's delivery has really improved since the earlier versions! 💙
    The little extra visual jokes are fantastic, too. "BACK TO WAR WE GO!"

  • @laura.st.
    @laura.st. 3 роки тому +5

    8:05 the thing I love most about this is that blue actually starts talking about the civil war 5 minutes later - now that's attention to detail.

  • @brianholmes1812
    @brianholmes1812 3 роки тому +56

    Blue: Well, finally done the Rome series, right up to the Byzantines. now I can do something else
    ...
    ...
    Blue: I'm gonna do it again

  • @nanjibaahmed8874
    @nanjibaahmed8874 3 роки тому +6

    Just as we start this period in my history class, you post this. Perfection

  • @jananias2985
    @jananias2985 3 роки тому +44

    the fact the Lepidus barely gets mentioned makes me feel that he's the least problematic (or got the least time to be problematic) of the Second Triumvirate

    • @carlosroo5460
      @carlosroo5460 3 роки тому +3

      Lepidus? Who's that? Don't worry, I'll ask that guy Antony and Octavian gave the smallest part of Rome they could think of.

    • @Boss_Isaac
      @Boss_Isaac 3 роки тому +11

      At the time of GJC's being stabbed to death in 44 BC, M. Aemilius Lepidus was the second-highest magistrate in Rome, acting as Caesar's _magister equitum_ (MAGISTER EQVITVM, “master of horse”).
      Afterwards, Lepidus was elected to the office of _pontifex maximus,_ head of the _Collegium Pontificum,_ and he was allowed by Augustus to remain in office until his death in 13 BC; Imp. Caesar Augustus succeeded him to the position on 6 March 12 BC, becoming the last individual elected to the office.

    • @Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human
      @Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human 3 роки тому +6

      @@carlosroo5460 Antony committed suicide after losing the war because of his addiction to Cleopatra's mind control boobies, and Augustus was poisoned by his wife so his step-son Tiberius could become emperor.
      Lepidus croaked at 76 of not being murdered to death until he died of it. He was actually 1 of only 2 of the 6 triumvirs to die of old age.
      But yeah, he's the loser here. The guy who enjoyed a wealthy but quiet retirement with his wife who by all accounts he genuinely loved and died in his bed of having lived a long ass life.

    • @Ty17V
      @Ty17V 2 роки тому +7

      @@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human The loser in so much as the goal is "Rule Rome." He probably made out better than all the others in terms of objectively having a solid life, but that wasn't the overall name of the game.

  • @dzuritaa
    @dzuritaa 3 роки тому +4

    That Bane part crack me up, really good Blue

  • @chrisbumface2990
    @chrisbumface2990 3 роки тому +3

    I hope Cicero gets a future video. The things we generally know about that era of the Republic is owed a lot to him.

  • @thomaswampler6209
    @thomaswampler6209 3 роки тому +1

    I actually appreciate the additions you included in this Re-Summarized, as it helps with pacing and keeps the fun jabs of a normal History Summarized. Plus, Agrippa needed those shades, although I feel that his awesome can never truly be captured.

  • @eveakane6563
    @eveakane6563 3 роки тому +10

    Nearly half hour of content. Awesome.

  • @harpastanman8952
    @harpastanman8952 3 роки тому +4

    Bane would be so proud of your voice acting Blue😆
    "You merely adopted the Empire, I was born in it... molded by it..."

  • @nicholasroberts8378
    @nicholasroberts8378 3 роки тому +3

    This so helpful as I am working on my senior thesis I am focusing on Caligula basically showing he was not an insane mad man but really just following the precedents set by Augustus just in a less tactful and more cruel way

  • @V1p3r65
    @V1p3r65 3 роки тому +22

    For all my knowledge of history and love for this channel, I am just now realising that Octavian and Brutus are two COMPLETELY different people. Asterix at the Olympic games lied to me!

    • @sprigganpanda
      @sprigganpanda Рік тому +2

      Oo, that's a mix up I haven't heard before

  • @desmond1751
    @desmond1751 3 роки тому +21

    I love being on the Discord server because you can start watching a video before UA-cam even knows it’s posted (and because everyone there is super awesome!)

  • @shaunmoreau5081
    @shaunmoreau5081 3 роки тому +18

    Lepidus: *loses*
    Blue: "oh no... so anyway"

  • @josemariacapinha2432
    @josemariacapinha2432 3 роки тому +10

    Would love to see Blue make a video about other roman wars during the republic, like the slave revolts (a video on all of them would be great!) or the civil wars of Sula. I know he kinda covered it in 'the Republic Re-Sumarized' but I would love to get more rome content from Blue and I think these wars would make a great video!

  • @jaojao1768
    @jaojao1768 3 роки тому +15

    1:24 he was actually named Gaius Octavius for his early life. The form Octavianus is an agnomen showing his original surname before he was adopted, so he was only called that after he had officially become Caesar

  • @i_am_Emmet
    @i_am_Emmet 3 роки тому +4

    11:00 This is the best history headcanon I have ever heard!

  • @CivilWarWeekByWeek
    @CivilWarWeekByWeek 3 роки тому +87

    Ceaser is dead. Well this went to 10 in 0 seconds

    • @aakarshasoka6335
      @aakarshasoka6335 3 роки тому +17

      My poor Red Square

    • @desmond1751
      @desmond1751 3 роки тому +1

      I feel like this comment is gonna get a ❤️! Hopefully it does!

    • @thegreatcaesar6654
      @thegreatcaesar6654 3 роки тому +3

      @@aakarshasoka6335 lmao

    • @alexmuller6752
      @alexmuller6752 3 роки тому

      ceasar? or is that an intentional play with ceasing to exist?

  • @marwanalqawas8194
    @marwanalqawas8194 3 роки тому +4

    Ahhhh.. Nothing better than a new video on a new topic...

  • @mera-mori
    @mera-mori 3 роки тому +2

    I keep forgetting its Friday and then basically my favourite channel uploads.. oh wait Friday!

  • @slobodatom96
    @slobodatom96 3 роки тому +4

    Oh idea for the next Roman history video: the roman occupation of judea! Would be a really fitting video for around easter, plus would be really interesting to hear blue talk about the tension and political discord in the area around the time of the crucifixion

  • @androkles04
    @androkles04 3 роки тому

    *chef kiss* Perfect. Please do continue doing these compounded re-summarized series.

  • @Sunaki1000
    @Sunaki1000 3 роки тому +20

    Lepidus choose the highlife.
    Getting as fare away from this Mess as possible and chilling on the Edge of the Enpire and eating some Flamingothounghs.

  • @denantori1321
    @denantori1321 3 роки тому +1

    Thank u blue, ur upload notification is a source of joy.

  • @mathewfinch
    @mathewfinch 3 роки тому +15

    In total fairness to Roman historians, even relatively sympathetic historical depictions of Cleopatra agree that she had a keen, sharp political mind. While she wasn't likely the diabolical mastermind that her detractors depicted her as, she definitely wasnt a passive player in all of this.

  • @Artur_M.
    @Artur_M. 3 роки тому +34

    "Probably mind-control boobs" and "legitimus videtur" got me rolling.

    • @carlosroo5460
      @carlosroo5460 3 роки тому +1

      Just a heads up, don't google "mind-control boobs" if there's people around.

    • @dadjokes8963
      @dadjokes8963 3 роки тому +1

      @@carlosroo5460 or if u do just say "random youtube comments compel my hands"

  • @redballoon9007
    @redballoon9007 3 роки тому +14

    Lepidus is that one kid who tried to break up a fight, got yelled for it and then just sat back and watched the others murder each other with a tub of popcorn.

  • @chrish2480
    @chrish2480 3 роки тому

    Man talk about early! Thanks for another awesome video, they are always super informative and coherent.

  • @snuggery6486
    @snuggery6486 3 роки тому +10

    Last time I was this early, Romulus and Remus were still babies

  • @dcdanger7597
    @dcdanger7597 3 роки тому +1

    You gotta keep these Rome videos flowing man they good

  • @seith7217
    @seith7217 3 роки тому +6

    This is exactly what I needed after having read Red Rising.

  • @SlimRhyno
    @SlimRhyno 2 роки тому +1

    The fact that you used "yoink" twice in this video made me love it, and this channel, even more. 🤙

    • @SlimRhyno
      @SlimRhyno 2 роки тому +1

      @@Endgame707ok

    • @SlimRhyno
      @SlimRhyno 2 роки тому +1

      @@Endgame707 I actually believe you, and I think it's just one more thing that makes him incredibly fascinating! 👍

    • @SlimRhyno
      @SlimRhyno 2 роки тому +1

      @@Endgame707 👍

  • @pedroarthur4854
    @pedroarthur4854 3 роки тому +5

    love to watch your content, simply amazing.

  • @HKA2100
    @HKA2100 Рік тому

    Great video, best history channel on UA-cam

  • @gunterxvoices4101
    @gunterxvoices4101 3 роки тому +6

    Finally, a good video today.

  • @ryanosouless
    @ryanosouless 3 роки тому

    I absolutely adore your videos, and the longer RE-Summarized videos are enjoyable as well. I use them in my classes and my students love them. Keep up the great work!

  • @swellow28
    @swellow28 3 роки тому +3

    “Annexed the duat out of Egypt” is the best line in this video.

  • @thomaskalland9276
    @thomaskalland9276 3 роки тому +1

    Always happy for more!! Can’t wait for what’s next

  • @ollikoskinen1
    @ollikoskinen1 3 роки тому +10

    "Nice, nice. Real outstanding work, Ceasarino."
    ---- Some buff Briton dude.

  • @uria3679
    @uria3679 3 роки тому +1

    Great video Blue, I can’t wait to see the sequel in the next 6 months

  • @mazarajr
    @mazarajr 3 роки тому +51

    Octavian in his 20s: becomes politician, uses senators and faces enemies everywhere in Rome
    modern day youths in their 20s: watching ecchi anime

    • @dadjokes8963
      @dadjokes8963 3 роки тому +2

      @Tin Watchman they would scream about how oppressed they are

  • @Galaar
    @Galaar 3 роки тому

    I was just beginning to wonder where in the rotation the Augustian RE-Summarized was at when boom. Thanks Blue. I also just realized this is about as close of a release to the Ides of March as you could have done and it opens with "Alright, Caesar's dead...so uh, where do we go from here?"

  • @Dark-Lord-Of-The-Sith
    @Dark-Lord-Of-The-Sith 3 роки тому +14

    Gaius Julius Caesar is by far my favorite person in Antiquity. Octavian is a close 2nd with Hadrian. I have a cat that was found as a kitten who was found in August, so we named him after who the month was named for. Augustus. Auggie for short and at almost 9 years old he rules the house like a Caesar.

  • @moonwatcher4047
    @moonwatcher4047 2 роки тому +1

    Only upon rewatching/relistening to this for the (I’ve lost count) time, have I come to realize that the whole deal of Octavian fighting with the Senate against Antony is a classic example of “The enemy of my enemy is my friend.”

  • @AskMia411
    @AskMia411 3 роки тому +20

    "The Great Fear" you say?
    "A time when everyone was anxious and knew there was worse coming", you say?
    Gee, I wonder what that would feel like /s

    • @JaelinBezel
      @JaelinBezel 3 роки тому

      I mean I thought of the Red Scare but current events works too I suppose.

  • @maxwellmitchell7108
    @maxwellmitchell7108 3 роки тому

    I'm loving the Re-summarized keep up the good work!

  • @jameswilson8433
    @jameswilson8433 3 роки тому +18

    Ah, Octavianus. He and Temujin are two of my favorites! Skinny kid did all right, huh?

  • @couragew6260
    @couragew6260 3 роки тому

    I know this isn’t a trope talk video, but it’s the most recent one.
    Trope Talk: Wizards duel/ Normal Duel
    There’s always some great battle between a master of some art form against another master in many books and movies, so I thought it would be nice to discuss the uses, pros, cons, mistakes, etc
    On a different note, this was an awesome video, Blue!

  • @dracorex426
    @dracorex426 3 роки тому +9

    Lepidus had gotten past Sextus's blockade and was fighting on Sicily while Octavian was busy losing multiple fleets and sleeping in a cave.

  • @clarenceweaver1820
    @clarenceweaver1820 3 роки тому

    Please keep resummarizing, you’re doing great!

  • @alanvettikuzhichalil9677
    @alanvettikuzhichalil9677 3 роки тому +9

    Feels like it's been so long

  • @SeamusMudge
    @SeamusMudge 3 роки тому

    Awesome entry, Blue.
    Definitely worth the watch!