7-4 but V1 and Earthmover (Benjamin) can speak

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  • @TheRealGears
    @TheRealGears  11 місяців тому +792

    SUBTITLES ARE UP LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @thegoldenearth3946
      @thegoldenearth3946 11 місяців тому +10

      On the subtitles in the beginning it says Whee1

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 11 місяців тому +3

      fucking wario healthbar

    • @CallsignAegis
      @CallsignAegis 11 місяців тому +3

      The furry is funny as fuck

    • @dv0.lconstr
      @dv0.lconstr 11 місяців тому +1

      lesgow

    • @TheLazyWitch
      @TheLazyWitch 11 місяців тому +6

      question: what was used to make the benjamin voice?

  • @marcellvagi8290
    @marcellvagi8290 11 місяців тому +1429

    "the worst enemy in the game"
    "super tactical rocket spamming"
    I feel validated

    • @alguem292
      @alguem292 11 місяців тому +48

      +round trip

    • @yancamb2202
      @yancamb2202 11 місяців тому +16

      @@alguem292+ ROCKET RETURN

    • @ImperialCody446
      @ImperialCody446 11 місяців тому

      +DISRESPECT ​@@yancamb2202

    • @fishyfishyfishy500akabs8
      @fishyfishyfishy500akabs8 8 місяців тому +9

      +LANDYOURS

    • @memor22
      @memor22 16 днів тому +1

      honestly the fact that guttertanks have only one good counter, and that is to by miracle make them walk away enough so you can use their mines to shoot them towards them is so impractical that it just makes them a pain

  • @OneWingedKing
    @OneWingedKing 11 місяців тому +992

    There is a theory going around about V1 being made to counter earthmovers (Just like how gilberts (guttermen) countered trench-warfare, guttertanks countered gilberts and benjamins countered the last two), V1 is fast, nimble, and small, perfect to perform a precision strike inside benjamins (and thus, counters them), the reason as to why the benjamin was willing to waste a lance shot at you at the beginning is that it thought it was lucky to spot you and considered you as a huge threat.
    I like to think that, throughout the entire fight, Benjamin's thought could only be resumed by "SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FU-"

    • @Parlokis
      @Parlokis 11 місяців тому +263

      If you read the "books" across the level its says that every machine was made to counter the last one, Benjamin was the last war machine before peace, and V1 never made into the product line, this probably means that V1 was made to Kill benjamín.

    • @uygarkoparal7130
      @uygarkoparal7130 11 місяців тому +106

      ​@@Parlokisdid you read the comment? Thats what he is saying

    • @Shozlol
      @Shozlol 11 місяців тому +102

      Fuck it, im calling Guttermen Gilberts

    • @TheRealGears
      @TheRealGears  11 місяців тому +276

      I considered having benjamin *FREAK OUT* when V1 revealed himself as the v-series prototype, but i wanted to keep with the "GLaDOS-esque" personality I was trying to play on him once V1 entered his body.

    • @wasdwazd
      @wasdwazd 11 місяців тому +197

      UNAUTHORIZED FUCKING THING DETECTED
      GET IT OUT GET IT OUT GET IT OUT

  • @ben.juan.
    @ben.juan. 11 місяців тому +905

    1:50 Putting tf2 heavy lines to the gutterman was very clever

    • @jackwashere4672
      @jackwashere4672 11 місяців тому +47

      it fits with gutterman-

    • @jackwashere4672
      @jackwashere4672 11 місяців тому +25

      even when he dies lol

    • @maddieS117
      @maddieS117 11 місяців тому +16

      I laughed so hard when I first heard those

    • @jonathanwatson4484
      @jonathanwatson4484 11 місяців тому +18

      Yeah my first thought was the gutterman would say to v1 "I HATE TINY ROBOTS!!!!"

    • @raezak013
      @raezak013 11 місяців тому

      you know whats funny?, gutterman are russian robots

  • @Makaibros
    @Makaibros 11 місяців тому +1342

    can’t wait for oneshef to do a 7-4 speedrun where benjamin proceeds to have a stroke and dies

    • @TheRealGears
      @TheRealGears  11 місяців тому +287

      honestly not far off from the current speedrun where we give Benjamin the biggest headache known to the universe.

    • @P1nnHead
      @P1nnHead 11 місяців тому +100

      @@TheRealGears Lobotomy strats

    • @nit2266
      @nit2266 11 місяців тому +15

      already done...

    • @angyboi7969
      @angyboi7969 11 місяців тому +33

      Benjamin: How dare yo- wait. Why are you flying up he-
      V1: brain damage time!
      Benjamin: you think you can hurt m- [benjamin having seizure noises]

    • @Oneshef
      @Oneshef 11 місяців тому +22

      well you see,

  • @glebstepkin2430
    @glebstepkin2430 11 місяців тому +543

    2:56 the fast mannequin zombie is just golden.

    • @TheRealGears
      @TheRealGears  11 місяців тому +101

      i was wheezing when i added that in. it was actually an afterthought overall, but dang am i glad it made it in

    • @bacon6255
      @bacon6255 11 місяців тому +39

      He will harvest your limbs.

    • @maddieS117
      @maddieS117 11 місяців тому +26

      @@TheRealGears That was the best possible choice you could've made for the Mannequin. After I read this thread and watched that part again, I laughed for, like, a minute straight

    • @BreadyTheSecond
      @BreadyTheSecond 11 місяців тому +10

      @@TheRealGears what was the sound used that shit too silly

    • @jplolol
      @jplolol 10 місяців тому +12

      @@BreadyTheSecondp sure it's a fast zombie sound from half life 2

  • @drxavier1870
    @drxavier1870 11 місяців тому +363

    Imagine if some living being found V1 after the events of the full game, accessed its memory drive and its like a 78 hour long recording of shit like this for every Layer/Level showing how a machine singlehandedly annihilated Hell itself

    • @Earth6094
      @Earth6094 11 місяців тому +46

      Each Act + Prime boss canonically takes 2 hours to complete

    • @NecyarUnáty
      @NecyarUnáty 10 місяців тому +12

      With these voice lines along

    • @RightfullyIncorrect
      @RightfullyIncorrect 10 місяців тому +8

      ​@@Earth6094 the time it takes to fall to each level included

    • @KingThrillgore
      @KingThrillgore 10 місяців тому +8

      Mankind is born again
      Blood is life
      Hell is empty

    • @melaniewilson1742
      @melaniewilson1742 8 місяців тому +8

      Ultrakill being a twist found footage game would actually be really cool

  • @explodoboyv2
    @explodoboyv2 11 місяців тому +96

    "ENEMY EVALUATION: YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE."
    Out of all the lines in this hilarious video, this is without a doubt my favorite.

  • @awesomeboss3634
    @awesomeboss3634 11 місяців тому +802

    "imminent evaluation, you are an asshole" tbh yeah, that stacks up pretty well.
    ok wait nvm he said enemy evaluation, they sounded similar tho

    • @TheRealGears
      @TheRealGears  11 місяців тому +97

      tbh i'm kicking myself for not just writing subtitles before making this public, but i was just too excited to get it out as soon as it was ready.

    • @awesomeboss3634
      @awesomeboss3634 11 місяців тому +24

      @@TheRealGears i understand, if i made something like this the subtitles could wait.

    • @V1_The_Machine
      @V1_The_Machine 4 дні тому

      RES-INPECT ELEMENT, LIFE SIGNS INEVIDENT.

  • @DestructoGabe8
    @DestructoGabe8 11 місяців тому +381

    Dude, I absolutely LOVE that you made Benjamin's 'brain' fight dialogue have a similar effect to GLADOs from the first portal!!

    • @KNKoc
      @KNKoc 11 місяців тому +11

      Unbelievable.
      Hello! (Again)

    • @koolkid848
      @koolkid848 10 місяців тому +14

      "2 + 2 is... ..10 IN BASE FOUR I'M FINE"

    • @demi-femme4821
      @demi-femme4821 5 місяців тому +3

      He literally does the "2+2 is 10" thing (though unlike GLaDOS, Benny boy doesn't know about base 4)

    • @ObtuseAngles-64
      @ObtuseAngles-64 2 місяці тому

      *”GO TO HELL.”*

    • @thebritishcombine
      @thebritishcombine Місяць тому +1

      No way its the terraria edit person on a ultrakill video

  • @macncheese_enjoyer20
    @macncheese_enjoyer20 11 місяців тому +201

    I like the fact that you made V1 act as always ( not giving a shit about anything ) but making Benjamin EXTREMELY strict and straight about his posture and not acting like V2 pretty nice detail if you ask me!1!!

  • @RG4RY
    @RG4RY 11 місяців тому +146

    1:17
    V1: Also full of yummy, yummy blood! ;3
    Benjamin: *That yummy, yummy blood is not yours to take!* >:(
    Made me giggle

  • @k1558
    @k1558 11 місяців тому +292

    Benjamin got lucky, he didn’t get lobotomy% this time

    • @marielosvindas1247
      @marielosvindas1247 11 місяців тому

      ua-cam.com/video/2yhSkqgvFjM/v-deo.htmlsi=bcKA5fFruAo2SebN
      There’s always OneShef’s V1 for that 👍

    • @KingThrillgore
      @KingThrillgore 10 місяців тому +6

      Lobotomy% is no longer doable so he got lucky

  • @OmicronOmega0
    @OmicronOmega0 11 місяців тому +332

    Did you know; the only reason you didn’t just die the moment you walk out, is because Benjamin was getting attacked by his long distance friend. To this day, nobody knows the name of him. :(

    • @da_copreee9929
      @da_copreee9929 11 місяців тому +42

      His ex

    • @cyborghenry3825
      @cyborghenry3825 11 місяців тому +54

      its greg, dont mind him

    • @Space_Mann21
      @Space_Mann21 11 місяців тому +15

      we shall name him pringle

    • @steelscarecrow8491
      @steelscarecrow8491 11 місяців тому +21

      Maybe not, what if that distant blast actually saved Benjamin (for a short time) cuz what if V1 could parry/interupt that attack? And if that would have happened he Benjamin would have crumbled faster than when he gets his lobotomy.

    • @da_copreee9929
      @da_copreee9929 11 місяців тому +25

      @@steelscarecrow8491 lore wise, this would be inaccurate. there's already a video that showed that another earthmover was attacking Benjamin. They're doing this due to the running supply of blood.

  • @torpid5092
    @torpid5092 10 місяців тому +21

    “I am now inside your body”
    “How troubling”

  • @deadpan904
    @deadpan904 11 місяців тому +40

    Definitely, my favourite part was when V1 said that he's a superior egirl to Maurice-san, and the proceeded to gaslight the fuck out of Benjamin

  • @RandomKeyCombiner
    @RandomKeyCombiner 11 місяців тому +199

    7:01 I think V1 spoke for all of us.

    • @varahunter68
      @varahunter68 11 місяців тому +18

      5:56

    • @ch1ppychipp
      @ch1ppychipp 2 місяці тому

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  • @cazzok
    @cazzok 11 місяців тому +76

    “You are now a wanted convict of Benjamin town”
    -Benjamin, 2023

    • @caiohenriquesantiago3939
      @caiohenriquesantiago3939 8 місяців тому

      "Assume the arrest position"
      "Please lay on your stomach and put your hands on your ass"

    • @peashootz9917
      @peashootz9917 7 місяців тому +6

      "Please assume the arrest position. Lie on your stomach and put your hands on your ass."
      - Benjamin Ultrakill, 2024

    • @P1ay3r05
      @P1ay3r05 5 місяців тому +1

      2:56 is funny speed man who will harvest limbs (i forgot their name)

  • @PhoenixKnight777
    @PhoenixKnight777 10 місяців тому +18

    "Oh f*ck my firmware and call me fried" is going in my list of sayings lmao. That's amazing.

  • @rosant7074
    @rosant7074 11 місяців тому +142

    We can agree that guttertanks were a mistake no one was ready for.

    • @jackraymond6523
      @jackraymond6523 11 місяців тому +2

      YES

    • @Sahkman
      @Sahkman 11 місяців тому +6

      I thought this too until I remembered "Hey wait a second... Rockets home in on Magnets". But even equipped with this knowledge, Guttertanks were a bit TOO oppressive at close range so there wasn't any real good reason to get into their face (until the balance change that made them eat shit if they Miss their Punch so you could parry them).

    • @sewerwater12
      @sewerwater12 11 місяців тому +7

      am i the only one who has more trouble with guttermen than guttertanks?

    • @Sahkman
      @Sahkman 11 місяців тому +5

      @@sewerwater12 I'm sure there are a few others. You're definitely in the minority though.

    • @crim1188
      @crim1188 11 місяців тому +1

      Hell no. They're great. You cant even argue they're too difficult now that parrying them is a thing. Very easy at that.

  • @defaultedhero2807
    @defaultedhero2807 11 місяців тому +153

    Benjamin: *rambling on about system failures and initiating killing protocols*
    V1: COINCOINBOINGBOINGFAPNUTFAPNUTNAILGUNWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @paultagalogon4544
      @paultagalogon4544 11 місяців тому +1

      Also Benjamin after v1 talks about his energy balls: *GO TO HELL*

    • @Silverthesonic
      @Silverthesonic 5 місяців тому +6

      “🪙🪙☄️☄️🙇💦🙇💦🔩🎢🎢🎢🎢🎢🎢🎢🎢” I have no idea why I did this but

    • @TheRealGears
      @TheRealGears  2 місяці тому +3

      ​@@Silverthesonicah yes, ASL-friendly V1 subtitles

  • @tigran010
    @tigran010 11 місяців тому +174

    funny how both guttermans and guttertanks and even earthmovers are assumed to be older geberations of machines compared to v1 yet it got most outdated TTS

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 11 місяців тому +32

      some corners were cut to try and make the deadline

    • @broadbandislife
      @broadbandislife 11 місяців тому +1

      I mean, going by what the Earthmover file says about the state of the world by the time the V-series was on the drawing board they probably _really_ had to pare down anything nonessential. Doesn't exactly sound like there was an awful lot of production chain left...
      God (absent) only knows what the Hell the remaining human population ate and drank.

    • @raghnall847
      @raghnall847 11 місяців тому +18

      Tbf it's just a prototype

    • @theregalproletariat
      @theregalproletariat 11 місяців тому +15

      Well, it all started with the death screen skull laugh.
      That's C64 SAM.
      Maybe we do need to reevaluate the voicepacks. V1's current voice is silly, but it could benefit from the more emotive power of a modern one.

    • @juanjoyaborja.3054
      @juanjoyaborja.3054 2 місяці тому +2

      @@theregalproletariat Oh come on, C64 SAM is so fitting for V1. Just look at how hilarious he sounds with that voice in this video. Something more emotive would just go against him being this emotionless war-loving killing machine. Besides, he still sounds quite joyful when doing the WHEEEE.

  • @equinox-XVI
    @equinox-XVI 11 місяців тому +29

    V1: "ONE. GOOD. REASON."
    Benjamin: _Error 405 Reason Not Found_

    • @Gift_Of_Victory
      @Gift_Of_Victory 4 місяці тому

      Well, Benjamin was fighting a War Withought Reason.

  • @gnarpgnarp184
    @gnarpgnarp184 11 місяців тому +97

    2:56 "Did you just ca- HĄŰĞH" ll yourself an e girl?" bro gave the mannequin audio

  • @Core_Of_The_Void
    @Core_Of_The_Void 11 місяців тому +217

    V1 isn’t even annoyed at the fact an arm didn’t fall out of the sky after destroying Benjamin, as if he knew Benjamin was way too big to be the robot that drops the golden armed. Very interesting!

    • @caav56
      @caav56 11 місяців тому +10

      Ben dropping that lightning-lance-gun as an arm would've been great

    • @averageyoutubehandle497
      @averageyoutubehandle497 11 місяців тому +8

      ​@@caav56 would be cool if there was a small version of it inside a room titled as a gun for personnel to protect themselves from dangers.

    • @TheRealGears
      @TheRealGears  11 місяців тому +25

      @@averageyoutubehandle497could make it like the bfg 10,000. there's a really teeny tiny lance inside the big lance that serves as the power core

    • @FatJoeGamin
      @FatJoeGamin 11 місяців тому +8

      @@TheRealGears hakita already said he didn't want something like the bfg, something like he "didn't want a win button" cause we already got the railcannon.

    • @averageyoutubehandle497
      @averageyoutubehandle497 11 місяців тому

      @@TheRealGears yeah, that would be cool AF.

  • @cobbington773
    @cobbington773 11 місяців тому +29

    I love how V1 interrupts its own dialogue to say coin

  • @Solomanon
    @Solomanon 8 місяців тому +8

    2:56
    the fucking half life 2 fast zombie noise playing for half a second is what got me

  • @Wink_Welovepj4
    @Wink_Welovepj4 11 місяців тому +118

    dude, i like when V1 says something, and in the middle of it he throws coin or punch with knuckleblaster he HAS to say "Coin" or "fap (nut)"

    • @cheekydarockroblox2429
      @cheekydarockroblox2429 11 місяців тому +16

      also, "YEET" for projectile boosting

    • @TheRealGears
      @TheRealGears  11 місяців тому +20

      He's like an anime character, he has to call his attack out

    • @Wink_Welovepj4
      @Wink_Welovepj4 9 місяців тому +3

      @@TheRealGears lmao. best explanation

    • @absoultethings4213
      @absoultethings4213 9 місяців тому +3

      He’s like Minos, he NEEDS to loudly yell out his attack or else

    • @random_B0Z0
      @random_B0Z0 4 місяці тому +1

      @@TheRealGearsbut why isn’t it “parry” or “punch”?

  • @TheRealGears
    @TheRealGears  11 місяців тому +88

    Phew! I spent my entire day getting 7-4 down pat and then getting this video out. Subtitle should be out a bit later.

    • @TheRealGears
      @TheRealGears  11 місяців тому +3

      too bad you gotta wait@Shadow-dd8cw

  • @a_kent.annos666
    @a_kent.annos666 11 місяців тому +17

    "Enemy evaluation: you're an asshole. *Fugkin explodes*"
    Goes hard ngl

  • @spidey5558
    @spidey5558 11 місяців тому +20

    Benjamin's dialogue reminds me of If The Emperor Had A Text-to-Speech Drive

    • @firstoffproductions1462
      @firstoffproductions1462 11 місяців тому +5

      Ah yes, the series about The Captain-General getting over the breakup with his Tau girlfriend.

  • @Antipathy6
    @Antipathy6 11 місяців тому +141

    As Gabrial once said,
    "Try switching your weapons from TIME to TIME
    The way you play is disgusting"

    • @matteov3195
      @matteov3195 3 місяці тому

      Do you take Arby’s gift cards?

  • @ultraflopp2802
    @ultraflopp2802 10 місяців тому +7

    “-did you just call yourself an e-girl?
    -no
    -I’m certain I’ve heard you do that
    -you’re making it up!”

  • @magical6157
    @magical6157 11 місяців тому +19

    Gutterman with Heavy's voice is something I didn't know I needed.
    I also liked the Portal reference at 4:45

  • @Wink_Welovepj4
    @Wink_Welovepj4 11 місяців тому +38

    I just realized, that you made cool little portal reference. When you reach... The bain? of the earthmover, he speaks with the GLaDOS lines. Very, very clever :D

  • @meep3899
    @meep3899 11 місяців тому +30

    the fact that guttermen literally use tf2 heavy voicelines is funny as hell

  • @MageBurger
    @MageBurger 11 місяців тому +18

    Really good choice of voices for Benji and the Guttermachines!
    Despite being silly meme stuff, it adds a heck of a lot of character to this literal hellscape!
    Also love how Benjabrain is literally just GLaDOS.

  • @prismaticstars7587
    @prismaticstars7587 11 місяців тому +29

    This has massive "YOU ARE NO LONGER MACHINES. YOU ARE SIMPLY ASSHOLES..." energy tbh

    • @rymin3173
      @rymin3173 7 місяців тому

      Ah, I see you're a FNaFB enthusiast as well.

  • @crackheadengineer3716
    @crackheadengineer3716 11 місяців тому +17

    2:57 That SINGULAR frame of the Fast Zombie growl killed me

    • @TheRealGears
      @TheRealGears  11 місяців тому +4

      during recording, i remember seeing that bastard snap by for just a frame. that's the sound that played in my mind.

    • @DJPopsicle
      @DJPopsicle 7 місяців тому

      @@TheRealGearsthat sound fits the little goblins way too well

  • @CrustyFox87
    @CrustyFox87 11 місяців тому +5

    I absolutely love the voices and effects you used for Gutterman/Guttertank and Earthmover, they sound so intimidating in a super cool way
    I also love the lore reference with the line "I thought you’d recognize the robot built expressly to kick your ass"

  • @SirYeesalotThe3rdlordOfMemes
    @SirYeesalotThe3rdlordOfMemes 11 місяців тому +168

    The design of Ben makes me interested to see future machine designs. The “brain”, is that an actual brain or a stylised computer?

    • @doodishere6176
      @doodishere6176 11 місяців тому +17

      Isnt it a shield generator that we fought inside benjamins head?

    • @TheRealGears
      @TheRealGears  11 місяців тому +63

      i actually did some noclipping into that "brain." there's organic tissue in there alright. If you look at it from the top down, you can even see the individual hemispheres.

    • @rca4788
      @rca4788 11 місяців тому

      There are no future machines , Benjamin was the last machine produced in the war while v1 and v2 where designed to counter Benjamin, the war ended in peace so no other war machines where produced

    • @evanbyrain
      @evanbyrain 11 місяців тому +20

      i think its more like a mech thing with organic tissue because if you clip far enough into the brain you can find a plushie piloting it@@TheRealGears

    • @alma-ultrakill
      @alma-ultrakill 11 місяців тому +17

      @@evanbyrainso these gigantic robots are controlled by a lil plushie…
      Now I feel bad

  • @oofmaster4838
    @oofmaster4838 11 місяців тому +39

    5:35 made me audibly laugh. amazing

  • @The0urg1a
    @The0urg1a 11 місяців тому +9

    i like to think that the little dev plushie easter egg inside of the earthmover brain is the real benjamin and he's just a controlling giant mech

  • @crazygamecrafter8830
    @crazygamecrafter8830 11 місяців тому +7

    it costs fourty thousand blood to fire this weapon for twelve seconds

  • @Jacob-SerialDesignation_3
    @Jacob-SerialDesignation_3 4 місяці тому +5

    V1’s urge to say coin is like a tf2 players urge to say nice shot after literally anything happening.

    • @TheRealGears
      @TheRealGears  3 місяці тому +1

      @@Jacob-SerialDesignation_3 and just like TF2 players, he doesn't even try to hold back

  • @R0X4S414
    @R0X4S414 3 місяці тому +4

    “I AM NOW INSIDE YOUR BODY”
    “How troubling.”
    Benjamin is sipping his tea lmao

  • @notjebbutstillakerbal
    @notjebbutstillakerbal 5 місяців тому +5

    5:33
    Benjamin screaming *G O T O H E L L* followed by V1 saying they're already there is comedy gold

  • @mansonfd7835
    @mansonfd7835 10 місяців тому +5

    Benjamin: I do not need to hit you, if my minions can.
    Also Benjamin: Stop killing my minions already!

  • @Sepoipaping
    @Sepoipaping 5 місяців тому +4

    “mannequin: I will harvest your limbs”

  • @OrangeCreamsicle
    @OrangeCreamsicle 11 місяців тому +8

    i genuinely did not know more idols could spawn in that fight

  • @retr0jitokoba
    @retr0jitokoba 11 місяців тому +27

    "Mmm yummy energy balls, may i have some more?"
    :v1

  • @unknown_echo2331
    @unknown_echo2331 3 місяці тому +9

    3:42 “BOOP!” V1 I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

    • @TheRealGears
      @TheRealGears  3 місяці тому +1

      bro rlly went *zaps your power transformer cutely*

  • @SirKnightOwl323
    @SirKnightOwl323 11 місяців тому +6

    i love the guttermen just being the heavy from tf2

  • @gooberuploadsinc
    @gooberuploadsinc 9 місяців тому +3

    _mannequin: i will harvest your limbs_

  • @SRobot08
    @SRobot08 11 місяців тому +10

    7:06 “hah.” V1, 24 December 2112 AD

  • @CatzRuleGaming
    @CatzRuleGaming 11 місяців тому +12

    "HOW DARE YOU OFFEND ME WITH THAT COIN"

  • @KrisBREAD
    @KrisBREAD 11 місяців тому +7

    I like the part where Benjamin turns into Glados for a bit.

  • @HenryTV-ko9oi
    @HenryTV-ko9oi 9 місяців тому +4

    holy hell, it’s whee1 and benjabusted.

  • @LeatherIceCream
    @LeatherIceCream 11 місяців тому +2

    This is like a video I would have found back in 2011 and then put in my favorites playlist

  • @nonolerigolo9128
    @nonolerigolo9128 11 місяців тому +13

    rip benjamin
    you will be remembered

  • @itssTeal
    @itssTeal 9 місяців тому +2

    THE PORTAL REFERENCES ARE SPOT ON

  • @obolstudios5154
    @obolstudios5154 8 місяців тому +9

    Me: pulls out the plug to charge my laptop
    *my grandad on life support:* 5:50

    • @TheRealGears
      @TheRealGears  2 місяці тому

      He had three months, and the laptop had three minutes. Pragmatically speaking I'm sure that it was a good decision.... Probably

  • @asocksual4910
    @asocksual4910 3 місяці тому +2

    I really really love how V1 is characterized here as having as much fun ultrakilling as we are playing Ultrakill, and the way they get all excited about how crazy what they just pulled off was after Benjamin explodes was cuter than it had any right to be!

  • @geckobread
    @geckobread 9 місяців тому +3

    4:47 I expected this to be a very obscure portal reference. While I don't think it's meant to be it is still funny. Cool vid btw :) i enjoy these a lot

    • @TheRealGears
      @TheRealGears  8 місяців тому +1

      Glad to see some people actually got the reference

    • @geckobread
      @geckobread 8 місяців тому

      @@TheRealGears I WAS RIGHT?! LETS GOOO >:D

  • @Laziest_Kazy
    @Laziest_Kazy 8 місяців тому +2

    "WHEEEEEEEE"
    "Coin."
    "HOW DARE YOU OFFEND ME WITH THAT COIN."
    "wut"
    "KILL MODE ACTIVATED"
    "OH SHHIIII"

  • @waterman7082
    @waterman7082 11 місяців тому +5

    i'd be funny if v1 just had that "YEET", "COIN" and "FAP NUT" built in when it uses projectile boosting, coins or the knuckleblaster.

  • @noahhh328
    @noahhh328 9 місяців тому +2

    “Oh, so you’re the V-series prototype?”
    “Yes. :D”

  • @notcoolj4032
    @notcoolj4032 11 місяців тому +4

    i expected benjamin to go "ow." when he got hit by benjamin #2

  • @Oneshef
    @Oneshef 11 місяців тому +2

    this is sick!!
    i love benjamins last line in particular lmao keep up the good work

  • @Almaynax
    @Almaynax 11 місяців тому +3

    Everybody gangsta until V1 says "YEET!".

  • @averyreed1220
    @averyreed1220 10 місяців тому +2

    “a lot of talk for someone in projectile boosting distance” bruh

  • @funnyhostguy2763
    @funnyhostguy2763 9 місяців тому +4

    2:57 "i will harvest your limbs" -Mannequin

  • @EiFarted
    @EiFarted 2 місяці тому +2

    When Benny said negative, I thought he was gonna call him the most foul name imaginable.

  • @2bdamned937
    @2bdamned937 11 місяців тому +14

    *V1 NEEDS CONSTANT STIMULATION.*

  • @AurorasHymn
    @AurorasHymn 8 місяців тому +1

    the fast zombie noise for the mannequin lmao

  • @Roberto.exe.mp4
    @Roberto.exe.mp4 10 місяців тому +3

    The gutterman sounds like heavy. Nice reference.

  • @rip_dummy.
    @rip_dummy. 12 днів тому +1

    1:53 I CANT WITH THE DEMONIC TF2 HEAVY VOICE 😭🙏

  • @user-hryak228
    @user-hryak228 10 місяців тому +3

    truly 3 coin moment

  • @upscale9109
    @upscale9109 11 місяців тому +4

    THE GUTTERMEN HAVE HEAVY TF2 VOICE LINES LMAO

  • @lupinx777
    @lupinx777 9 місяців тому +2

    1000-THR: HOW DARE YOU OFFEND ME WITH THAT COIN
    V1: wut?
    1000-THR: KILL MODE ACTIVATED
    V1: o shit
    V1: MOV MOV MOV

  • @elitemetropolice4551
    @elitemetropolice4551 11 місяців тому +3

    when the world needed him the most
    he returned

  • @divended
    @divended 11 місяців тому +2

    5:36 "Did." such a funny but also powerful line

  • @skill_issue34
    @skill_issue34 2 місяці тому +3

    "Caution; continued assault against this unit and/or associated security forces is punishable by law, up to and i-
    *C* *O* *I* *N*

  • @Red_thecenti
    @Red_thecenti 11 місяців тому +6

    V1: May I have so more yummy energy balls?
    Benjebrain: *GO TO HELL*

  • @Void_ex209
    @Void_ex209 3 місяці тому +2

    Also the very scary scream at the beginning is a scream of complete fear and horror

  • @oxyidiot1275
    @oxyidiot1275 11 місяців тому +12

    YOU CAN PARRY THE LANDMINES????

    • @TheRealGears
      @TheRealGears  11 місяців тому +17

      They're basically free health kits if you know what you're doing.

    • @theregalproletariat
      @theregalproletariat 11 місяців тому +3

      You can parry anything that's not got a blue flash, pretty much.

    • @dibs6462
      @dibs6462 11 місяців тому +2

      @@theregalproletariat we can't' parry the floor, you are a liar

    • @FutileStruggleofaBoulder
      @FutileStruggleofaBoulder 11 місяців тому +1

      if its a flying object, p a r r y

    • @Shozlol
      @Shozlol 11 місяців тому +1

      @@theregalproletariat we cant parry sisyphus' balls (its yellow/orange)

  • @Breadoestuff
    @Breadoestuff 3 місяці тому +1

    “Put your hands on your gyatt”
    Wise words from Benjamin

  • @PentaromaLMA0
    @PentaromaLMA0 11 місяців тому +3

    That last line was golden good job

  • @Jammy_slugling
    @Jammy_slugling 4 місяці тому +1

    Benjamin:Attention;refrain from using overflow valves outside emergency condi-
    Whee1:**coin**

  • @qeew5500
    @qeew5500 11 місяців тому +3

    v1 was likely made to kill earthmovers so this is lore accurate

  • @IdoitDotPNG
    @IdoitDotPNG 11 місяців тому +2

    i watched ths entire thing in the preview, and the super long "WHEEEEEEEEEEE" subtitle at the end went out of the preview, and all the way onto my second monitor, wtf

  • @pablocarcamodiaz3434
    @pablocarcamodiaz3434 10 місяців тому +4

    2:57 white thing does silly groan

  • @itchyzoomm
    @itchyzoomm 10 місяців тому +2

    the fear in v1s voice at the start tho

  • @TwistingLaugh
    @TwistingLaugh 9 місяців тому +2

    tf2 heavy and portal glados reference🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

  • @sillylikestodraw
    @sillylikestodraw 10 місяців тому +1

    benjamin started to speak like glados portal 1 after being damaged 💀

  • @TemsicalSanity
    @TemsicalSanity 11 місяців тому +3

    "If I'll *coin*" - V1

  • @sawyervuorensyrja4703
    @sawyervuorensyrja4703 10 місяців тому +2

    “I am now inside your body.”
    “How troubling.”

  • @emeraldthorax1821
    @emeraldthorax1821 8 місяців тому +7

    Literally everyone in roller coaster 0:01

  • @Somedude324
    @Somedude324 11 місяців тому +2

    I like the fact that Benjamin recognizes v1 as part of the v series and proceeds to try and protect itself more

  • @Unknowntrashcan
    @Unknowntrashcan 11 місяців тому +4

    Imagine how funny this would be if he did the lobotomy strategy

    • @Rulsei
      @Rulsei 11 місяців тому

      What is that??

    • @Unknowntrashcan
      @Unknowntrashcan 11 місяців тому

      Look it up or smth

    • @caav56
      @caav56 11 місяців тому

      @@Rulsei Getting to the head of Earthmover early by rocket riding or other advanced mobility, causing the laser grid to kick in before the geometry is properly loaded and having it hit the boss's hitbox, vaporizing health at a great rate.

    • @Unknowntrashcan
      @Unknowntrashcan 11 місяців тому

      They patched the lobotomy

    • @yancamb2202
      @yancamb2202 9 місяців тому +1

      @@caav56Yep! It didn't last very long, because the dev team patches the strategy soon after it was discovered, which is unfortunate.