I love how the only things that survive are either because the virtues can't target them, (presumably) a bug for the insurrectionists or because it's v1
@@gladoseon4117 it's not a bug (if you are talking about the duo insurrectionists) its a feature. Both Tundra and Agony, and Rude and Angry are twin bosses, and have to be dropped to 0 (or relatively low) hp threshholds. Else the other one gets back up and regenerates to it's twins current hp.
For whatever reason, insurrectionists can't be lethally damaged by fire attacks. It always leaves them with a smidge of health. Virtue beams just so happen to be fire attacks.
@@pixelshark40004 I understand what you mean, but I’m not referring to them not dying, I’m referring to them not being knocked out. They should be knocked out by the fire damage and then recover HP a few seconds later, but no, they stand perfectly upright and keep fighting despite being at zero HP.
2:52 BREAKING NEWS! ARCHANGEL GABRIEL WAS MUGGED INSIDE THE CORPSE OF KING MINOS BY 5 LESSER ANGELS! IS THE HEAVEN GUARD GETTING WEAKER?! FROM ANGEL NEWS LIVE! UPDATE! 7:10 GABRIEL, WHO JUST GOT BACK FROM THE HOSPITAL, WAS YET AGAIN MUGGED BY THE 5 LESSER ANGELS! MORE FAILURES FROM THE HEAVEN GUARD?! WHAT COULD THIS MEAN?!
technically eh, they’re higher in the angel hierarchy but the hierarchy is based off of closeness to god rather than power so to speak (also ULTRAKILL doesn’t follow the hierarchy exactly)
Their holy lights are sourced directly from heaven. Jesus bezos had some opinions on how slow shipments of punishments were moving so they created the virtues. Source: Jakita dev stream So aktually 🤓, the power of Amaheaven is stronger than that of a prime soul or supreme angel.
very disappointed by the lack of realization of the stp reference in the thumbnail down here, didnt think the ultrakill and slay the princess fandoms intersected very much!! glad to see they do at least a little
0:48 dude the virtues arent supposto win The cancerous rodent is such a hard boss i still cant pass him I need a tutorial on how to beat him or something 0:48
the score is bosses have 3 points, flesh prison, sisyphean insurrectionist, and earthmover defense system, the 5 virtues have 21 points, every boss (besides flesh panopticon) and sisyphus prime has 1 point, which is flesh panopticon
I mean considering flesh prison was designed by the angels, that fight makes sense. That being said, the soul fights… yeah what were the angels scared of?
The biggest problem with enemy fights are that most have a hard time simply hitting eachother, for that, ranged attacks have a huge advantage. Malicious faces and virtues in particular have a huge advantage in that one just fires a straight line of projectiles and the other has a hitscan attack, one is off the ground while other straight up flies and their attacks are fairly frequent. Their biggest weakness is the cooldown between attacks, which is annulled by the amount of virtues. Basically, putting five virtues against bosses is downright unfair.
I find funny how the only enemies Virtues cant kill are the prisions that contain the prime souls (each are comically easy to kill) And the Insurrectionist, the fucker just sends a "nuh uh" and fists every Virtue one by one
It’s somewhat true, from a lore perspective 1 normal angel>all husks Although in lore Prime Souls could nearly wipe out all of Heaven, losing only if all angels jump one prime soul
The fact that flesh prison is bigger and is easier than minos prime and minos prime dies but not the flesh prison just completely breaks the logic of ultrakill
"BEHOLD! THE POWER OF AN ANGEL!"
Virtues: "indeed brother"
the virtues were like UNO REVERSE MF
Virtues: "Amen, brother Gabriel."
"What ? How Can this b-"
Famous last Gabriel word.
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ANGELIC AIRSTRIKE
If virtues are "lesser angels" and gabriel is a "supreme angel" i wonder what the fuck a "greater angel" would be..
Seraphim.. probably..
act 3 is here bois
Supreme > Greater > Lesser
This is power scaling of Ultrakill, applies to all types of enemies
Source: Terminal entries
Supremer
might be a seraphim
"ahh, free at last"
the 5 virtues in my pocket:
Hand* look at the spawn arm
@@4C52 you're... Not wrong
HOWEVER
YOUR MOTHER
@@Clair_De_Luna2 Do you know who *else* is not wrong?
MY MOM-
@@4C52 GASP
now i understand why the sysiphus revolution got down so easly
yeah same
i love this game so fucking much. i bet this is an accident but still cool AF.
they pushed through all the virtues and no one dared to lightly tap them
Nah sisyphean inserructionist one shot my max radiance cerberus
Yeah, literaly the most basic angels have the power of a orbital strike, the strongest husk is just a big guy with a rock.
2:52
POV: The council stripping gods light from Gabriel
He got HUMBLED
7:16 it's been 24 hours
Or better pov : the council of god is stripping gabrie-
What if the other council members are just virtues 💀
@@HPMMMMMM unfortunately, this world is too cold and dark for that.
I love how the only things that survive are either because the virtues can't target them, (presumably) a bug for the insurrectionists or because it's v1
Yeah, it’s a bug.
@@gladoseon4117 it's not a bug (if you are talking about the duo insurrectionists) its a feature. Both Tundra and Agony, and Rude and Angry are twin bosses, and have to be dropped to 0 (or relatively low) hp threshholds. Else the other one gets back up and regenerates to it's twins current hp.
@@pixelshark40004they mean the regular insurrectionist i think
For whatever reason, insurrectionists can't be lethally damaged by fire attacks. It always leaves them with a smidge of health. Virtue beams just so happen to be fire attacks.
@@pixelshark40004 I understand what you mean, but I’m not referring to them not dying, I’m referring to them not being knocked out. They should be knocked out by the fire damage and then recover HP a few seconds later, but no, they stand perfectly upright and keep fighting despite being at zero HP.
gabriel: behold the power of an angel
the virtues: yeah, we have it too
gabriel: what?
**brutally instakilled**
Instantly ultrakilled
@@treeofsteel📜✍🏽🔥🔥🔥
@@treeofsteelBravo Hakita 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@@GyattsumakiOPMthe pfp😭😭😭❌❌❌
7:18 "IS THAT THE BEST YOU'VE GOT!?"
Gets desintegrated
That was, in fact, not the best they've got
Twice!?
Fucking dies
TWICE?!
@@KrishnaSingh-fw9nf yes
2:52 BREAKING NEWS!
ARCHANGEL GABRIEL WAS MUGGED INSIDE THE CORPSE OF KING MINOS BY 5 LESSER ANGELS! IS THE HEAVEN GUARD GETTING WEAKER?! FROM ANGEL NEWS LIVE!
UPDATE!
7:10 GABRIEL, WHO JUST GOT BACK FROM THE HOSPITAL, WAS YET AGAIN MUGGED BY THE 5 LESSER ANGELS! MORE FAILURES FROM THE HEAVEN GUARD?! WHAT COULD THIS MEAN?!
Sound stupid , but make my day
@@pewpewxdx12your very welcome
To be fair virtues are above arch angels
technically eh, they’re higher in the angel hierarchy but the hierarchy is based off of closeness to god rather than power so to speak (also ULTRAKILL doesn’t follow the hierarchy exactly)
@@averageeughenjoyer6429in ultrakill, virtues are actually lesser angels
2:52
"Behold, the power of an angel!"
"Just one?"
this also explains why in the lore virtues are so feared in hell... and actually its not their fault an overloaded shotgun can instakill them.
2:54 cannibalism
friendly fire
@@bugado8953 or that
Does this imply the virtue beam is their mouth????
3:04 Gabriel: Enough!
Virtues: Indeed. (proceed to instantly ultrakill Gabriel)
“Speedrunning Ultrakill but I made friends with five virtues”
I love how they patiently move the virtues closer to the ferryman during his second phase, virtues are so cute
As they say, patience is a virtue
They are literally floating balls
@@BVORTHWho said they weren't cute floating balls?
4:37 Sissyphus' weakest soldier.
"WHY WONT YOU DIE???"
"nanomachine son"
Sisyphus prime: I will tear down and crush the cities of heaven.
A few virtues on the way there: na-ah
I like the ultrakill logic. 5 *FUCKING ANGELS* have less HP than a giant corpse and they still kill it faster.
5
@@SniperOnSunday Oh, I'm sorry. I clicked the wrong number. This often happens by accident.
*ULTRALOGIC*
Quantity over quality
They invested in that high attack power than defense type shit
5:40 - A complete and utter destruction of V2
Virtues: the senate will decide your fate
Gabriel : I’m the senate
"BEHOLD! THE POWER OF 5 ANGELS!"
Welcome to Five Angels! How may I take your order?
@@An_3xisting_Personuhhhhh a cheesburg, a large sprite and uhhhhhh ahhh mmm a large potato thanks
The thumbnail had me sitting down wondering if I was crazy or people know slay the princess, i went with the first option
Lay the benjamin🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
Yeah I wonder what that art is from and what it's called.
From a quick search, millions of people have watched let’s plays and analysis of it so i thinks it’s safe to say people know about the game.
Lore accurate enemies is gonna be crazy
4:40 Undertale: Last Breath
"IS THAT THE BEST YOU'VE GOT?!"
*gets fucking smited*
Insurectionist went like "nuh uh"
Too angry to die 😅
canon
If virtues could kill Minos that fast, idk what heaven was afraid of lmao
The Council are pussys.5 christians managed to kill 95% of the entire hell
the heaven is dumb and only throw in at most 2 virtues at once
"The prime souls are very creditable threats to heaven" the five virtues in question:
If virtues are this strong in a swarm it's no wonder Hell's rebellions failed
"BEHOLD! THE POWER ON AN ANGEL!" gets smited to oblivion "WEAK." smited to oblivion. In conclusion 5 virtues are very op
Their holy lights are sourced directly from heaven. Jesus bezos had some opinions on how slow shipments of punishments were moving so they created the virtues. Source: Jakita dev stream
So aktually 🤓, the power of Amaheaven is stronger than that of a prime soul or supreme angel.
Gabriel: machine-
Virtues: did you just assume our gender?
Gabriel: wha-
Virtues: rattle 'em boys
Gabriel:AAAAAAAAA **gets burnt to a crispt**
4:24 “WEAK”
*proceeds to get obliterated seconds later*
"Forgive me my-" *FUCKING DIES*
Twice?! *disappear*
"ahh" *_EXPLOSION_*
4:13 bro thought the virtue was gabriel
very disappointed by the lack of realization of the stp reference in the thumbnail down here, didnt think the ultrakill and slay the princess fandoms intersected very much!! glad to see they do at least a little
Wait it was a stp reference?? I didn't even notice
@@StepOne1same im happy now
Thumbnail is a complete and resounding smash, can you provide the source so we all can admire it too?
bro you wouldn't even able to reach her ankles...
How are you gonna smash?????
Pretty sure it's from Slay the Princess.
@@kick2552 the art source I meant
Probably just some quick photoshop.
It's a photo of the earthmover's face plastered right onto an image from Slay the Princess. It's an amazing game :)
A visitor? Hmm... Indeed.
I have slept long enough
The kingdom of heaven has long since forgotten my name
and i am EAGER to make them remember
However. The blood of minos stains in your hands
And I must admint, I'm curious about your skills, Weapon.
If the virtues actually did their job
0:48 dude the virtues arent supposto win The cancerous rodent is such a hard boss i still cant pass him I need a tutorial on how to beat him or something 0:48
Knuckleblaster is OP for this fight. The shockwaves can hit the rodent dealing oneshot damange
V2 : "I will teach you som-
Virtues: "Shut UP!" *Uses Power of an angel*
You know what
Let me get Sisyphus prime wrong
A kind man wants to cure hevens dementia by makeing them remember
Exactly!! He’s so sweet. I needed help getting a boulder up to my house on top of a hill, and he’s still rolling it up there as we speak!
when i saw v2 i thought "i think he'll stand a chance and maybe even win because of his insane movement"
no.
he died instantly
I know right, V2 is a disappointment and there's a reason why no one wanted to buy it.
8:21 a visitor?
virtues: we've come to put you down
the score is bosses have 3 points, flesh prison, sisyphean insurrectionist, and earthmover defense system, the 5 virtues have 21 points, every boss (besides flesh panopticon) and sisyphus prime has 1 point, which is flesh panopticon
the insurrectionist really said “nah I’d win”
Who Would Win?
The giant undead husk of the previous Lust King VS *5 holy basketballs*
*5 holy basketballs*
bruh the virtues killed the 1st cerberus so fast the 2nd one didn't even enrage
bro was just mad impressed/scared shitless
0:49 Baby vs 5 hydrogen bombs
Thumbnail reminds me of the apotheosis
I think it is her. Just edited
Local man discovers bosses that are designed to attack just the player cant do anything against 5 angles
BEEHOLD! THE POWER OF AN ANGEL
virtues: is he blind brothers
Nice slay the princess refrence
The thumbnail is activating my lesbianity
She earthmovin my machine till' I JUDGEMENT
The game it's from is awesome. You might want to check it out. It's called slay the princess:)
Naw the fem earthmover is more bigger than godzilla 💀
@@ElVigidra the larger the better
5 marble things with wings vs Gabriel a literal angel and judge of hell itself
Benji looking in the thumbnail, ngl.
What people see when they Smash of Pass Benji
Woah, Ariane is a bit taller this cycle around
"Is that the best you've got?!?"
*gets ultrakilled*
corpse of king minos: wahhhhhh "fucking dies"
Shocked that Flesh Prison did its job
I like how there wasn't even a score kept as if it were a competition, it was genuinely just 5 virtues vs all bosses.
"BEHOLD, THE POWER OF AN ANG-"
the 5 virtues on my side:
I find it interesting that the ferryman didnt attack the virtues
this is litterally death from above
never sin again or these virtues will mess you up fr fr
True!
@@dasdres me with 3 dashes and 1 charging in my pocket:
BEHOLD,THE LIGHT OF THE DISCORD CHANNEL
“IS THAT THTE BEST YOU’VE GOT?! AHAHAHAHA” gets instantly *vaporized*
the light from them make everything look like a wrath level.
Pov: Michael the archangel summoning angels to deal with hell
Micheal: Gabriel you realize we have armies to deal with hell, we don’t have to-
Gabriel: Shut the Fuck up, Michael. I gotta go get Minos myself.
good job on the transition at 5:45
I see you :)
v2: i'm you but BETTER
* *fail miserably to dodge even one virtues shot when all he had to do is dash* *
I mean considering flesh prison was designed by the angels, that fight makes sense. That being said, the soul fights… yeah what were the angels scared of?
They gave minos a divine uppercut, twice
who will win?
> the soul of a king that literally has enough willpower to rival heaven
> five whole virtues
7:23 why is nobody talking about this smooth as hell transition
If every existent Virtue unites they would probably take over the multiverse
The biggest problem with enemy fights are that most have a hard time simply hitting eachother, for that, ranged attacks have a huge advantage.
Malicious faces and virtues in particular have a huge advantage in that one just fires a straight line of projectiles and the other has a hitscan attack, one is off the ground while other straight up flies and their attacks are fairly frequent. Their biggest weakness is the cooldown between attacks, which is annulled by the amount of virtues.
Basically, putting five virtues against bosses is downright unfair.
Sisyphus: Im going to remind about myself
5 virtues: SISYPHUS PRIME CONTAINED SUCCESFULLY
They can absolutetly destroy minos and sisyphus and other mobile enemies, but when it comes to the defense system, that's too hard
💀 this is madness i will just think that all the bosses just have a fighting style specified for v1 thats why they lost
ZAMM, that thumbnail got me actin' up for benjamin
7:02
why was Rude so zesty with it
A visitor?
Hmm indeed
Proceeds to get vaporized
Insurrectionist: I'M STILL STANDING, YEAH YEAH YEAH
"IS THAT THE BEST YOU'VE GOT?" *freaking dies*
7:18 "IS THAT THE BEST YOU'VE GOT?" *loses*
Never thought I'd see lesser angels jumping gabriel, yet here we are
“Get ready to receive some holy spirit”
"Behold! The Power of an Angel!"
"Behold, the Power of FIVE!"
I find funny how the only enemies Virtues cant kill are the prisions that contain the prime souls (each are comically easy to kill)
And the Insurrectionist, the fucker just sends a "nuh uh" and fists every Virtue one by one
I love how this implies that Lesser angels like virtues could very well sweep Hell as a whole if Heaven just gives the command to send them in masse
It’s somewhat true, from a lore perspective 1 normal angel>all husks
Although in lore Prime Souls could nearly wipe out all of Heaven, losing only if all angels jump one prime soul
I love how basically the only enemies that beat 5 virtues are the flesh prison and the earthmover defense system lol
4:44 those angels learned about the indomitable human spirit
- oh Gabriel...
* Started aggressively walking towards the ball with wings and trying to cause a massacre *
Flesh prisons are so freaking op in infighting
"BEHOLD!THE POWER OF AN ANGEL"
4 coins in my pocket:nuh uh
the shenanigans of hell really got to the angels' limits
The fact that flesh prison is bigger and is easier than minos prime and minos prime dies but not the flesh prison just completely breaks the logic of ultrakill
4:27 minos couldn't kill 5 virtues, let alone kill all of heaven. proof that the way it ended is the only way it should have ended.
The referencing is crazy 💀💀🙏🙏
Damn it was on sight for Cancerous Rodent
Virtues have no chill
Cool. Now do 50 virtues vs all bosses at once
THE LIGHT IS PERFECTION.
We’re getting our sins absolved with this one 🔥🔥🔥