Trump Complains About Lack of Airtime, Ted “Cancun” Cruz Endorses Donny & Everybody Has COVID Again

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  • @t.k.1448
    @t.k.1448 8 місяців тому +342

    Forget age limits, how about an IQ requirement? While you're at it, make full disclosure of academic transcripts, financial history, and criminal records mandatory in order to run for ANY level of office. McDonald's screens it candidates more thoroughy than we require of elected officials.

    • @gary-rr7jp
      @gary-rr7jp 8 місяців тому +36

      Wish I could give you more thumbs up.

    • @kenrickeason
      @kenrickeason 8 місяців тому +15

      Facts!

    • @shirleyrombough8173
      @shirleyrombough8173 8 місяців тому +21

      Cancel Cruz has a formidable opponent. Check out Rep. Allred. I am in Texas and I am going to donate to his campaign

    • @shirleyrombough8173
      @shirleyrombough8173 8 місяців тому +15

      I meant "Cancun Cruz."😊

    • @shirleyrombough8173
      @shirleyrombough8173 8 місяців тому +4

      And I did not add the face. Jeez.

  • @georgea8298
    @georgea8298 8 місяців тому +270

    What. They made him leave the white house. Why would they make a president that lost an election leave? It's unbelievable. 😂

    • @dieniefay3733
      @dieniefay3733 8 місяців тому +33

      That comment from him alone tells you he's crazy , evil crazy .

    • @angiebear8727
      @angiebear8727 8 місяців тому +14

      😂 ikr. Unheard of

    • @glendadowe
      @glendadowe 8 місяців тому +7

      My goodness ....😢 It can't be true !
      America what's happening ? 😂
      Does that mean we have to bring our Prime Minister Scotty back ????🤪
      NOOOOOOOOOO ..... 🤯🤢🤮

    • @georgea8298
      @georgea8298 8 місяців тому +5

      @glendadowe I'll never forget the time Scotty forced a lady to shake his hand when she refused to. She was upset because of the lack of response during the bushfires.

    • @lynnevanvorce7727
      @lynnevanvorce7727 8 місяців тому +4

      😂😂😂😂

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 8 місяців тому +814

    Anyone else sick of these Judges that threaten to shut Trump down but don't and so Trump only becomes more unhinged because he knows he can get away with it?

    • @mariarivera4197
      @mariarivera4197 8 місяців тому +26

      I think and hope when that case is over he may hold someone in contempt. I hope.he just didn't want to give Trump the ability to delay the case and campaign on it.

    • @Mrtumu10
      @Mrtumu10 8 місяців тому +33

      You don’t want a mistrial

    • @CourageKarnga
      @CourageKarnga 8 місяців тому +11

      Yes, but not surprised.

    • @MyopinionNUrs4880
      @MyopinionNUrs4880 8 місяців тому +11

      They act like the abused wife who is afraid to put their child in timeout due her husbands possible bit up.

    • @youknowcrimedontpay9257
      @youknowcrimedontpay9257 8 місяців тому

      Trump wants the judges to take action so he can commence a civil war to avoid his multiple criminal trials and then the welcome wagon to the entrance to the crowbar hotel Penitentiary

  • @cyrilasfrenchyaz
    @cyrilasfrenchyaz 8 місяців тому +26

    Lack of airtime? He's been on air for the last 8 years.... enough said!

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr 7 місяців тому

      If we gave equal air time to Joe, they would have to show boring meetings, and him riding his bike and playing checkers...

    • @tracycottrell5146
      @tracycottrell5146 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@oldrrocrHe would be able to do all of them with his mouth shut.
      And not moronic drivle spewing out of it

  • @h0plite996
    @h0plite996 8 місяців тому +69

    Next Trump will complain he does not get enough delays in all his court cases. :/

  • @byronkennedy7203
    @byronkennedy7203 8 місяців тому +1475

    If Trump wants more air time they should televise all his trials

    • @wymanhewitt
      @wymanhewitt 8 місяців тому

      Trials.....you mean the witch hunt election interference....

    • @leeproulx7412
      @leeproulx7412 8 місяців тому

      @byronkennedy7203 Absolutely agree! Take him out of the headline news online, kick him off social media, and banish him to the nether regions of the newspapers in print. Keep his microphones shut off.

    • @barbiedahl
      @barbiedahl 8 місяців тому +40

      That's a good one. I like that.

    • @DARWINZOO
      @DARWINZOO 8 місяців тому +11

      No! Just more food for the cult.
      Also not allowed in many courtrooms.

    • @thomasraywood679
      @thomasraywood679 8 місяців тому +19

      Appreciably witty, but that would place jurors at risk of harassment or worse.

  • @kengrimsley4172
    @kengrimsley4172 8 місяців тому +114

    I can't wait until I never have to hear that man's voice...nor his name mentioned 100 times a day, ad nauseum.

    • @claudiajacques2339
      @claudiajacques2339 8 місяців тому

      ❤❤❤❤❤😂😂😊

    • @toneyingram732
      @toneyingram732 8 місяців тому +5

      Make you sick in the stomach don't it him MTG and boebert

    • @kingjamos2422
      @kingjamos2422 8 місяців тому

      @@toneyingram732 To be fair, Boebert can make up for it with a handy. 😉

    • @bigheartedgranny6476
      @bigheartedgranny6476 8 місяців тому +6

      Ever since he LOST the election we have had him in our faces daily with threats. Never anything positive, never anything about helping this country.

    • @shirleyrombough8173
      @shirleyrombough8173 8 місяців тому +3

      ​@@toneyingram732We all agree with you.

  • @braininjurydiy
    @braininjurydiy 8 місяців тому +20

    When I met some americans in italy in 2018 on holiday as I was, we had lunch, such nice polite people, as were all the americans I met in italy, I hadn't followed the whole trump thing as I was in australia, but knew of it, somehow we got onto the topic and they kind of apologised for their country inflicting trump on the world, I just said 'Hey, not at all, I think the whole world is feeling for you guys right now.'

    • @abigailcaraballo2623
      @abigailcaraballo2623 8 місяців тому +3

      Oh, my God - thank you for your very kind words. You are awesome !

  • @andrelevesque2405
    @andrelevesque2405 8 місяців тому +92

    ‘We had to follow the law of the land’… What an absolute disgrace! Can you imagine that?
    By the way, he sucks an enormous amount of airtime with his trials and unending appeals that just get thrown out like his previous diaper.

  • @celiabassols
    @celiabassols 8 місяців тому +25

    Thank you, Jimmy Kimmel. Keep those opening monologs coming. My cheeks hurt from 😅😅😅😅

  • @Jack-ms3so
    @Jack-ms3so 8 місяців тому +776

    I for one can’t stand the sight of Trump!

    • @marcy3098
      @marcy3098 8 місяців тому +65

      I've been sick of him since 2015. I look forward to the day I don't hear his name once.

    • @girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288
      @girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288 8 місяців тому +42

      I agree. On the other hand, we do have to keep our eyes on him and stay aware. He has a bunch more tricks planned. Keep your eyes open, but make your voting plans now! 🗽💙🌊💙🌊🗽

    • @kingjamos2422
      @kingjamos2422 8 місяців тому +15

      That's why blindfolds are a godsend.

    • @poorthing
      @poorthing 8 місяців тому

      Lady Justice is blindfolded but if she peeked out & saw Trump what do you think she'd do? ​@@kingjamos2422

    • @augustineabram1545
      @augustineabram1545 8 місяців тому +24

      Can anyone explain to me all the makeup that Trump wears?

  • @englishwiththecoopers2368
    @englishwiththecoopers2368 8 місяців тому +204

    "A boring second" is what Stormy said about him.

  • @johnscott2849
    @johnscott2849 8 місяців тому +212

    No actual news channel should air anything about trump other than as a side note. No headlines at all for this freaking crock other than when he is sentenced.

    • @stefanhall3219
      @stefanhall3219 8 місяців тому +11

      Excellent Idea!

    • @tinay9491
      @tinay9491 8 місяців тому +1

      news cannot broadcast his constant lies - only maga networks can

    • @iamboborilee
      @iamboborilee 8 місяців тому

      No I'm going to keep things the way they are.

  • @jerushamaxwell281
    @jerushamaxwell281 8 місяців тому +42

    Gotta hand it to the imagination of Jimmy, his writers and graphics people, for endlessly producing such hilarious content for us to enjoy!

    • @lecrapface5270
      @lecrapface5270 8 місяців тому

      Are you being held at gun point to write such comments?

  • @planetalker
    @planetalker 8 місяців тому +13

    Here's hoping that Chuck Grassley will soon be history.

  • @MrsTrafford
    @MrsTrafford 8 місяців тому +56

    Hey@Jimmy Kimmel Can you mention a serious issue here in Indiana? The state is trying to take away a program that allows parents of medically disabled children who need nursing level care to provide the care for them. There aren’t enough home nurses and there’s no way to work when your child needs medical attention 24/7. We are paid based on our child’s needs and it’s billed through insurance and paid through individual companies that provide home based care. If we lose this, we cannot work and could lose the ability to pay for the gas that gets us to and from necessary doctor appointments, therapies, and to provide housing for those kiddos. We are terrified. Please help if you can. You have a HUGE platform and you know what it’s like to worry about your child.

    • @abigailcaraballo2623
      @abigailcaraballo2623 8 місяців тому +7

      Thank you for bringing these issues to light.

    • @sherylhoward4831
      @sherylhoward4831 8 місяців тому +11

      I live in Indiana. I find that disgusting! Why do they always take away programs from the people who really need it. I'll do my part to spread the word. Best wishes!

    • @user-Felon45
      @user-Felon45 8 місяців тому +8

      Wow I hope you don't lose this program 😡 what is wrong with people. No doubt calling themselves Christians too

    • @wyomingadventures
      @wyomingadventures 8 місяців тому

      Good luck with getting help from Jimmy. He's only worried about Trump.

    • @sherylhoward4831
      @sherylhoward4831 8 місяців тому +4

      @@wyomingadventures 1. Don't be a jerk.
      2. His staff reads these comments IF they are read it's probably random.
      3. You can help by spreading the word so the state will be shamed.
      4. Don't be a jerk!

  • @colingee6687
    @colingee6687 8 місяців тому +964

    Trump complains about not getting any TV time, but yet he didn’t show up for any of the debates in Iowa.

    • @Gottenhimfella
      @Gottenhimfella 8 місяців тому +23

      What he wants is free coverage, despite it being created and curated by (and for) him exclusively.

    • @ayhay4686
      @ayhay4686 8 місяців тому +14

      Because Trump is above God, he doesn't make mistakes, he doesn't poop nor piss. He's the best thing that ever happened to Earth.

    • @sdsmt99
      @sdsmt99 8 місяців тому +8

      Who gives a rip about debates. That debate format is what gave us trump in the first place.

    • @robertt9342
      @robertt9342 8 місяців тому +15

      They should have a stipulation that if you want to be on the ticket for the primaries, they need to show up for a percentage of the debates.

    • @dieniefay3733
      @dieniefay3733 8 місяців тому +12

      @@thebronzeage23But there's no other Dem's running against him , is there ?

  • @trogwallaby
    @trogwallaby 8 місяців тому +86

    That is the first time that he admitted that he lost the election and had to leave the White House..

  • @AutMouseLabs
    @AutMouseLabs 8 місяців тому +5

    That bit with Chuck Grassley is the epitome of "Old man yells at clouds!"

  • @vf5126
    @vf5126 8 місяців тому +26

    “Humans don’t have long on this planet” ..was my nearly-spitting-beer phrase of the day 😂

    • @Mustardgas74
      @Mustardgas74 8 місяців тому +2

      I trust this CDC doctor. Now I just need to figure out how to tell my cousin about his recommendation.

    • @autumnsantomauroganggang
      @autumnsantomauroganggang 8 місяців тому +1

      Bababooey 😂❤

  • @anotherplottwist
    @anotherplottwist 8 місяців тому +39

    "we had to leave" so he admits he lost.

  • @ajayarya8591
    @ajayarya8591 8 місяців тому +1426

    Why is Trump complaining about a "lack of airtime?" The majority of Americans and the world would like NOT to hear about "Trump" every single day...

    • @SixSonn
      @SixSonn 8 місяців тому +40

      Yet, Jimmy Kimmel talks about Trump every SINGLE episode.
      Who's the obsessed one?

    • @silvermainecoons3269
      @silvermainecoons3269 8 місяців тому +104

      ⁠​⁠@@SixSonn You are.

    • @JustinKase1969
      @JustinKase1969 8 місяців тому +161

      @@SixSonn trump is. Kimmel is doing it for comedy, trump is doing it out of compulsion, narcissism, egomania, etc.

    • @thaisstone5192
      @thaisstone5192 8 місяців тому +91

      This may seem to be mean, BUT ... I'd not complain if #45 was locked in a room without any air for a time. 😉

    • @thelettern
      @thelettern 8 місяців тому

      I actually doubt it. I think a lot of people subconsciously like a villian that they can hate out loud. It’s easy to hate Trump. He’s nasty, weird and bad for the country. But come on, you love hearing Jimmy trash him. We’re all here not to listen to the bullshit pranks they do at the end of the video, I mean you weren’t interested in anything else but the Trump part clearly. If what you said was ACTUALLY true, Bernie woulda won lmao. The media loves Trump to the detriment of Americans, and tbh I don’t blame them; wish they didn’t lol

  • @samandros3451
    @samandros3451 8 місяців тому +330

    Every minute of airtime Trump gets is one minute too much.

    • @andrewpinkham9904
      @andrewpinkham9904 8 місяців тому

      Why do you hate Trump. You didnt like the prosperity, border control, the stopping of child trafficking, no new wars or his fair trade policies. I think Trump was the best president of this century

    • @newname9064
      @newname9064 8 місяців тому +5

      Every minute of airtime Kimmel gets another child gets abducted!

    • @Scriber42076
      @Scriber42076 8 місяців тому

      ​@@newname9064 wait wait wait....how are abductions jimmy Kimmel fault. I really love to gear this?
      Can you tell me how many children were abducted while tRump was in office?

    • @Scriber42076
      @Scriber42076 8 місяців тому

      ​@@newname9064as well check your statistics.

    • @iamboborilee
      @iamboborilee 8 місяців тому

      Especially for people who don't like what he has to say. After all this is America and if you don't like somebody saying something you should be able to stop them from saying it.

  • @krokodyl1927
    @krokodyl1927 8 місяців тому +10

    I love that ‘WOOHOO OW OW A-WOOOO!!!’ shouted out by an audience member in response to Jimmy’s jokes. Perfect!!😂🌝

  • @Frazer247
    @Frazer247 8 місяців тому +27

    This episode was so funny like all other episodes.
    Jimmy, You are a genius when it comes to comedy and educating the masses.

  • @porkchopsandpotatoes8973
    @porkchopsandpotatoes8973 8 місяців тому +208

    “I’m so tired of Trump.”
    - The majority

  • @ofaz6300
    @ofaz6300 8 місяців тому +307

    Love Jimmy Kimmel, he truly understand what a conman Trump is

    • @SixSonn
      @SixSonn 8 місяців тому +6

      Who is Trump Conning?

    • @finchborat
      @finchborat 8 місяців тому

      Kimmel is worse than Trump. And that's saying something.

    • @johnjudd4208
      @johnjudd4208 8 місяців тому +22

      @@SixSonn america

    • @vsznry
      @vsznry 8 місяців тому +19

      christians. @@SixSonn

    • @vincastaldini240
      @vincastaldini240 8 місяців тому +2

      I fr think these comments are fake 💀

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 8 місяців тому +202

    Donnie has a remarkable ability to bring out the worst in people. America needs leadership that brings out their best.
    Vote Blue 💙

    • @justinmathewson3692
      @justinmathewson3692 8 місяців тому +6

      🤣🤣💀
      Oh you're serious ? ...

    • @CourageKarnga
      @CourageKarnga 8 місяців тому +23

      Can't wait to vote for Joe again! He might be old, but at least he's old and kind.

    • @finchborat
      @finchborat 8 місяців тому +4

      @@CourageKarnga He's the opposite of kind. I want him out.

    • @finchborat
      @finchborat 8 місяців тому

      Same can be said for you, Kimmel, and the Democratic Party. Kimmel referencing that fake scandal is pretty classless.
      The Dems are the party of hate and division.

    • @robloxkidvideos
      @robloxkidvideos 8 місяців тому +2

      come on man

  • @altimeter1000
    @altimeter1000 8 місяців тому +3

    You are my favorite late night comedian. Your jokes and metaphors were great! Thanks for the laughs while reminding us of the lunacy of Americans supporting the narcissistic insurrectionist!

  • @dougshaw2944
    @dougshaw2944 8 місяців тому +4

    Please never quit.
    Kimmel, you are the modern day Letterman.

  • @jrcastillo2824
    @jrcastillo2824 8 місяців тому +80

    Donald proves, "You CAN fool some of the people ALL of the time."

  • @Kim-J312
    @Kim-J312 8 місяців тому +23

    🤣The toilet paper stuck to trumps shoe bording Air Force 1 😅🤣

  • @BeautyNeedsAWitness
    @BeautyNeedsAWitness 8 місяців тому +28

    If he wants airtime, he should show up to the debates...

  • @euroyankee2003
    @euroyankee2003 8 місяців тому +5

    Chuck Grassley doesn't seem to mind them taking history out of actual History classes

  • @robstimson4234
    @robstimson4234 8 місяців тому +43

    Possibly Jimmy's finest monologue ever. This took discipline and stamina.

    • @bo_jiden
      @bo_jiden 8 місяців тому +1

      Sadly, neither of which he has.

    • @user-Felon45
      @user-Felon45 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@bo_jidennice profile pic glad to see you repping Joe 💙

    • @BenThere_DoneThat
      @BenThere_DoneThat 8 місяців тому +1

      That video montage was perfect!

    • @wayneerichsen
      @wayneerichsen 8 місяців тому

      ​2 things Trump has alot of right? 😂 🤡

    • @VAZDJJ
      @VAZDJJ 8 місяців тому

      @@user-Felon45How do you like joe we are in wars-gas prices are crazy grocery’s are high/houses are high cars are high HOW CAN YOU SUPPORT THAT

  • @mikelytou
    @mikelytou 8 місяців тому +120

    "they should have their license revoked"
    A glimpse of what's to come should he become president again.

    • @zoranblackie5921
      @zoranblackie5921 8 місяців тому

      Exactly, as media control is one of the elements of authoritarian bingo, the US is heading for a full house with Trump...

  • @O._Si
    @O._Si 8 місяців тому +236

    Kimmel's version of the "God made Trump" ad is brilliant.

    • @p.j.m.d.1948
      @p.j.m.d.1948 8 місяців тому +21

      The Lincoln Projects’ is even better than Kimmel’s though similar.

    • @wendigo53
      @wendigo53 8 місяців тому

      WORSHIP ORANGE JESUS

    • @enriqueh4294
      @enriqueh4294 8 місяців тому +15

      That's the link to the Lincoln project response video to "God made Trump" its better than Kimmel's and i like Kimmel's version, both should be aired on tv constantly

    • @delanajosey4867
      @delanajosey4867 8 місяців тому +15

      Yes, Jimmy's version and Lincoln project version should be airing on all networks 😊

    • @fonkenful
      @fonkenful 8 місяців тому +6

      Super Bowl time!

  • @whatsupinspace854
    @whatsupinspace854 8 місяців тому +94

    _"NBC should have their license taken away...or whatever they do"_
    *THIS GUY WAS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES AND HE'S A DAMN QUARTERWIT*

    • @ronthered138
      @ronthered138 8 місяців тому +4

      ... a proud Republikkkon tradition.

    • @jodycarter7308
      @jodycarter7308 8 місяців тому +1

      The marionette that cut his strings

    • @shimomiaizo
      @shimomiaizo 8 місяців тому +3

      AND SOMEHOW MANY IN THIS COUNTRY STILL WANT HIM TO BE PRESIDENT

    • @firstlast-gn5bo
      @firstlast-gn5bo 8 місяців тому +1

      That’s Autocracy 101. Dear Leader did read *that* book. 🤬🤮

  • @christopherporter2459
    @christopherporter2459 8 місяців тому +3

    OMG... 🤣😂😭
    these "Previously... On Jimmy Kimmel Live" intros are getting absolutely ridiculous... And I love it so much

  • @richardmelamed7697
    @richardmelamed7697 8 місяців тому +5

    It's always a great show. Even greater now with excellent medical advice.

  • @HatstandTuesday
    @HatstandTuesday 8 місяців тому +69

    I liked the guy saying that going to a Clippers game would be a penultimate experience.
    Penultimate means second last.

    • @RobertDowneyJrOficial1
      @RobertDowneyJrOficial1 8 місяців тому +2

      😂😂

    • @sammyt3514
      @sammyt3514 8 місяців тому +2

      Exactly, lol.

    • @RobertDowneyJrOficial1
      @RobertDowneyJrOficial1 8 місяців тому

      @@sammyt3514 are you a fan of mine?

    • @terri6854
      @terri6854 8 місяців тому +2

      @HatstandTuesday
      But it doesn't mean second last as in a competition or a race.
      It means second last in a series. The one before the final one.
      As in, second last chapter, second last prototype, second last destination, etc.

    • @TheEldarGuy
      @TheEldarGuy 8 місяців тому +4

      Americans... they should try a simpler language, English seems to be too hard.

  • @cslassiniboine7037
    @cslassiniboine7037 8 місяців тому +26

    Now we know how to hurt him the most: The day when no-one will ever talk about him anymore.

    • @iamboborilee
      @iamboborilee 8 місяців тому

      That's not going to happen for hundreds of years. We found a way to keep him alive a very very long time to keep him as our president for like 700 years. It's a secret and you're not allowed to know.

    • @averydunfort1942
      @averydunfort1942 8 місяців тому

      Can we start ignoring Trump tomorrow @ 12::00 a.m. please!

    • @iamboborilee
      @iamboborilee 8 місяців тому

      @@averydunfort1942 sure. If you can. You should give it a shot. But don't expect everyone to. This must be a nightmare for you. How could he get this far? How is he even an option? Why is he not in prison yet? What kind of person would vote for him again? Yea I know. Hey have a nice day.

  • @ssmith2162
    @ssmith2162 8 місяців тому +52

    How embarrassing for Steve Ballmer that he doesn’t know that “penultimate” means “second to last”

    • @jeanneganrude8549
      @jeanneganrude8549 8 місяців тому +3

      No. It is right under ultimate, meaning the next best.

    • @RobinHood70
      @RobinHood70 8 місяців тому +2

      Hey, if you're last, penultimate is a step up!

    • @GrikWorldNomad
      @GrikWorldNomad 8 місяців тому

      @@jeanneganrude8549 you can't be serious

    • @embroiledalive5232
      @embroiledalive5232 8 місяців тому +7

      From Google: Penultimate means “next to last.” Sometimes it is used erroneously as if it referred to something beyond ultimate, meaning “the very best,” but the prefix pen- means “almost.” Penultimate can seem like a superlative version of ultimate, but it isn't.

    • @mariannehampton9295
      @mariannehampton9295 8 місяців тому

      @@jeanneganrude8549 Better check that 😂

  • @Yuri_Elias
    @Yuri_Elias 8 місяців тому +5

    Jimmy on fine form 🔥🤣 you absolutely smashed it bro!

  • @LlyleHunter
    @LlyleHunter 8 місяців тому +5

    We had the same AI commercial with Paul Harvey’s voice for the DeSantis campaign last year in Florida. Insipid but people swallowed it.

  • @pamelamac2879
    @pamelamac2879 8 місяців тому +15

    That’s a close second to the Lincoln Project’s “God Made Trump” ad; both are a MUST-see! 👏🏼👏🏼

  • @pm375
    @pm375 8 місяців тому +55

    Steve Balmer said, “We want this to be the penultimate experience for fans.” Penultimate means second to last. Will the roof be caving in and killing everyone?

    • @johnmcgimpsey1825
      @johnmcgimpsey1825 8 місяців тому +2

      To be fair, Penultimate refers to next to last in a SERIES, not status. So the penultimate game of an NBA season is the 81st, with the ultimate being the 82nd. It doesn't refer to, say, being 9th of 10 in the conference. Still wrong usage.

    • @yosemitegirlCA
      @yosemitegirlCA 8 місяців тому

      So much for Bannon’s self-assessed intelligence.

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 8 місяців тому +512

    Trump complains about no air time but doesn’t show up for debates

    • @sylviasoffgridhawaiianhome8390
      @sylviasoffgridhawaiianhome8390 8 місяців тому +28

      Why would he need "air" time?? He's the biggest ORANGE windbag there is!!

    • @zalmaflash
      @zalmaflash 8 місяців тому +15

      @tylerhackner9731 Debates AND most court cases. (and Melania's bedroom)

    • @longracing25
      @longracing25 8 місяців тому +4

      yet we still support him, go figure

    • @margarethooten3007
      @margarethooten3007 8 місяців тому +1

      Excellent point!!

    • @sylviasoffgridhawaiianhome8390
      @sylviasoffgridhawaiianhome8390 8 місяців тому +17

      @@zalmaflash Her bedroom is about the last place she would want him!!🤢

  • @timmartin8191
    @timmartin8191 8 місяців тому +5

    Great stuff in this monologue. Keep it up Jimmy and company!

  • @zeldasmith6154
    @zeldasmith6154 8 місяців тому +3

    Jimmy is hilarious. I can be anxious and disenchanted but Jimmy never fails to make me laugh.😊

  • @elimgarak7330
    @elimgarak7330 8 місяців тому +71

    Trump seriously stated that it was unfair that he had to follow the laws of the land and cede the office to the winner of the election.

    • @braydenlilley4607
      @braydenlilley4607 8 місяців тому

      it was clearly rigged that is why

    • @Lee-yy2lr
      @Lee-yy2lr 8 місяців тому

      ​@@braydenlilley4607
      Prove it..

  • @byronkennedy7203
    @byronkennedy7203 8 місяців тому +92

    You know how many people Trump walked by with tissue on his shoe.....and no one told him.😂

    • @vickywitton1008
      @vickywitton1008 8 місяців тому +7

      Good point!

    • @TreasureDeal
      @TreasureDeal 8 місяців тому +6

      And I still laugh, every time I see it.😂😂😂😂😂

    • @shirleyrombough8173
      @shirleyrombough8173 8 місяців тому +2

      No one liked him enough to want to save him from embarrassment.

  • @DigDug_The1975
    @DigDug_The1975 8 місяців тому +54

    “God gave us Trump.” Man gave us prison cells!

    • @richardstanislawski2577
      @richardstanislawski2577 8 місяців тому +4

      The Devil gave us trump

    • @lestercrowley1485
      @lestercrowley1485 8 місяців тому

      @@richardstanislawski2577 Your god gave us the devil.

    • @flyrobin5255
      @flyrobin5255 8 місяців тому +5

      God, gave us a justice system and the ability to build prison cells. Lock him up!

    • @Commenting-answering
      @Commenting-answering 8 місяців тому

      😂

    • @tx_gal6518
      @tx_gal6518 8 місяців тому +2

      We blame all the other world disasters on god. Makes sense to give him credit for don too.

  • @timingram8953
    @timingram8953 8 місяців тому +6

    It's funny that Jimmy has more people watching his show vs. Trump at his rallies.

  • @geraldmiller5260
    @geraldmiller5260 8 місяців тому +3

    You can tell how cold it is by the sound of the crunch of the snow.

  • @davidmcdonald9374
    @davidmcdonald9374 8 місяців тому +54

    It's time for our justice department and those who really loves our constitution rule of law to come together and stand up to those who are trying to overthrow our government

    • @iamboborilee
      @iamboborilee 8 місяців тому

      Have you figured out who that is yet it's trying to overthrow our government?

    • @kittyonmydesk5532
      @kittyonmydesk5532 8 місяців тому +4

      The orcas did that!

  • @KarenPaasche-qj6tf
    @KarenPaasche-qj6tf 8 місяців тому +8

    Hey, I'm still mad MTV doesn't show '80s videos anymore and I'm only 60.

  • @xosweetiexpieox5
    @xosweetiexpieox5 8 місяців тому +346

    We need term limits (presidents have them, so every office should) & age limits. Chuck grassley 91, still in office AND wants to run again at 95. That’s unacceptable. 🤦🏻‍♀️ you shouldn’t be in office while you have a foot in the grave. That goes for Congress & President.

    • @claudiajacques2339
      @claudiajacques2339 8 місяців тому +4

      😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤

    • @girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288
      @girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288 8 місяців тому +31

      Wow, I never imagined that I would agree with Grassley. More history, history is cool! Btw, some history of the 1930s and the rise of fascism would be really helpful right now. Lots of people in the GOP didn't pay attention to those lessons in social studies class? Vote carefully everyone. 🗽💙🌊🗽

    • @davidpage7900
      @davidpage7900 8 місяців тому +33

      Poop in pants limits, too. That would keep Trump out.

    • @michaeljohnangel6359
      @michaeljohnangel6359 8 місяців тому +34

      That goes particularly for Supreme Court judges. A lifetime appointment? What a clown show!!!

    • @bettyjones113
      @bettyjones113 8 місяців тому +28

      Not age. Competence and character. Experience can help. Service counts. Age is not defining factor. Cut out campaign contributions. Don’t re-elect clowns who don’t do their jobs and disrespect their oath to the Constitution of the 🇺🇸

  • @briankennedy2013
    @briankennedy2013 8 місяців тому +5

    He doesn't show up to the CNN debate and then whines that the debate is being shown at all.

  • @BoogieBoogsForever
    @BoogieBoogsForever 8 місяців тому +3

    That Chuck Grassley History Channel string is nuts.
    That guy shouldn't be around our government.

  • @szwolinski4587
    @szwolinski4587 8 місяців тому +57

    Why didn't any of Jimmy's staff catch the fact that the Clippers owner said he wanted it to be the "penultimate" experience. Penultimate means next to last.

    • @jeffryphillipsburns
      @jeffryphillipsburns 8 місяців тому +3

      Thank you. Good to know that the entire world is not yet completely insane.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 8 місяців тому +148

    Marge wants Hunter so bad... soooooo bad.

    • @ladyv5655
      @ladyv5655 8 місяців тому

      She should be so lucky. I doubt Hunter Biden will ever be that desperate.

    • @bettyjones113
      @bettyjones113 8 місяців тому

      For those in GA 14th who don’t know what a dik pik is. MTG got photos of Hunter Biden and entered photos of his private man parts into the Congressional Record when she showed the photos on the House floor. She supposedly got the photos thru second hand theft, not through her personal photographic skills. This post is for educational and informational purposes only.
      Are you voters going to re-elect her in 2024? Or is someone going to stand up and give voters a choice. Don’t just vote, RUN for Congress GA 14th

    • @margarethooten3007
      @margarethooten3007 8 місяців тому +6

      Marje!!

    • @j.c.5749
      @j.c.5749 8 місяців тому +11

      Good thing Hunter knows to run when Marge opens her mouth and starts stinking-up the air

    • @ladyv5655
      @ladyv5655 8 місяців тому +14

      @@j.c.5749 , not so much running as taking all the camera crews out of the room so they didn't give her the attention she so desperately craves.

  • @Zalzany
    @Zalzany 8 місяців тому +20

    They need to air the Lincoln groups ad more; that thing was a great counter to that BS ad dump did lol.

  • @lorimoss1883
    @lorimoss1883 8 місяців тому +3

    Seems like Congress has turned into an assisted living facility.

  • @theresamedrano2587
    @theresamedrano2587 8 місяців тому +5

    OMG!! JIMMY YOU MADE MY DAY!! YOU ARE SO GOOD AT WHAT YOU AND YOU WRITER'S DO!!

  • @peterm4475
    @peterm4475 8 місяців тому +100

    Grassley is correct, the History Channel is to history as Fox News is to news.

    • @terri6854
      @terri6854 8 місяців тому +1

      Grassley tweets were from 2012-2017.

    • @jcoopes5604
      @jcoopes5604 8 місяців тому +2

      And mtv used to show music videos!

    • @kenrickeason
      @kenrickeason 8 місяців тому +7

      ​@FlameOnTheBeat The History Channel use to be the Channel for History.. Now it just a reality show channel.. Sad..

    • @p.j.m.d.1948
      @p.j.m.d.1948 8 місяців тому

      @@terri6854…There were some from 2021.

    • @caronstout354
      @caronstout354 8 місяців тому +1

      And The Learning Channel is to actually learning...

  • @whitecrow1949
    @whitecrow1949 8 місяців тому +303

    Trump won big in Iowa with 2.5% of the eligible voters actually supporting him.

    • @Willtu_313
      @Willtu_313 8 місяців тому +19

      Any one seen my buckets of 🍿

    • @johnjudd4208
      @johnjudd4208 8 місяців тому +8

      😜🤪😅🤣😂

    • @iamjackscompletelackofsurp9606
      @iamjackscompletelackofsurp9606 8 місяців тому +55

      I know, such a massive win! 😂
      And the despot even told his supporters to vote for him even if they’re on their deathbeds.

    • @fionamackie3357
      @fionamackie3357 8 місяців тому +26

      ​@@iamjackscompletelackofsurp9606 with any luck that's a few less trump voters for the real election.

    • @meelvis939
      @meelvis939 8 місяців тому +23

      That is 10 MAGAs voting twice. 😅

  • @poisonsumc7426
    @poisonsumc7426 8 місяців тому +36

    They didn't just swipe Paul Harvey's voice, they swiped his story 'God Made a Farmer' too.

  • @lucycarin
    @lucycarin 8 місяців тому +3

    This was epic good! Such fun writings! Thank you @abc for the wonderful staff Mr Kimmel has🎉

  • @MO-1888
    @MO-1888 8 місяців тому +1

    JK so very inspiringly brilliant! Thank you for exposing the bad guys!

  • @rahulbyassherwan390
    @rahulbyassherwan390 8 місяців тому +33

    Laughed like hell especially on Donald Trump jokes😂

  • @rohns2952
    @rohns2952 8 місяців тому +29

    My dog got a bit concerned about that intro audio...priceless!!!

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 8 місяців тому +558

    Trump needs to truly be held accountable

    • @rhesreeves5339
      @rhesreeves5339 8 місяців тому +29

      I dream of that day

    • @andrewpinkham9904
      @andrewpinkham9904 8 місяців тому +8

      Lets see Trump gave us prosperity, border control and fair trade treaties. If we hold him accountable we would owe him billions

    • @smiller2044
      @smiller2044 8 місяців тому +24

      ​@andrewpinkham9904 😂 too funny. Thanks for the laugh! The only billions made were by Jared, Ivanka and Trump!

    • @newname9064
      @newname9064 8 місяців тому +8

      Trump must be held accountable for being anti war and supporting free speech!

    • @guess2899
      @guess2899 8 місяців тому +21

      He should be in prison

  • @gilmoremccoy6930
    @gilmoremccoy6930 8 місяців тому +3

    Nailed it Jimmy....

  • @NotMee45
    @NotMee45 8 місяців тому +3

    The opening with the dog 😂😂☠️😂 I can’t

  • @MarkedMoneyTech
    @MarkedMoneyTech 8 місяців тому +204

    Trump is a reminder why social demeanor is more important than party labels.

  • @koondog2000
    @koondog2000 8 місяців тому +17

    The dog at the beginning is hilarious

  • @roberthague396
    @roberthague396 8 місяців тому +55

    Not enough coverage??? Televise the trials! Problem solved. Careful what you wish for.....

  • @DougMen1
    @DougMen1 8 місяців тому +3

    Only 14% of Iowans voted and Trump got just over half, so 7%! Which once again begs the question- Why, in a country of 330 million and at least 150 million voters, why do we allow a few thousand in as few select states decide who our candidates and president are, because of our failed primary system. and totally undemocratic electoral college.

  • @559IC
    @559IC 8 місяців тому +2

    😂😂. A Boring 2nd, that’s also his nickname for Eric . I wonder when Trump watches Kimmel if he secretly chuckles at these jokes. 😂. You know they’re funny as heck

  • @frankviterise7333
    @frankviterise7333 8 місяців тому +15

    So much to say and everything that I have just watched. But I will keep it short and simple. Thank you, Jimmy Kimmel and crew.😊

  • @michaelgillespie1206
    @michaelgillespie1206 8 місяців тому +67

    If there was history on the history channel, Grassley would sleep through it, the same way he sleeps through every meeting he attends in Congress.

    • @bernardwylie9760
      @bernardwylie9760 8 місяців тому +5

      But…..at least there would be history on The History Channel 😂

    • @user-Felon45
      @user-Felon45 8 місяців тому

      ​@@bernardwylie9760next on history channel ancient alliens 😂

    • @kellyfehr5240
      @kellyfehr5240 8 місяців тому +4

      Ok I'm with him on this one. Nothing to be learned from TLC. No music on MTV. No Art on A&E

    • @rebeccamartin2399
      @rebeccamartin2399 8 місяців тому

      ​@@kellyfehr5240If I want to watch a real documentary I go to the BBC (British Broadcasting Corp.) After watching those it's hard to take History Channel seriously.

    • @paulorganisation1
      @paulorganisation1 8 місяців тому

      In the future, the history channel will mostly be showing documentaries about MAGAs 😂😂

  • @MrYoumitube
    @MrYoumitube 8 місяців тому +177

    Trump is not the problem, it's the people who voted him into power and those who did not vote to stop him...after all Trump has done he is still the front running republican nominee 😕

    • @robertt9342
      @robertt9342 8 місяців тому

      Exactly, Trump is a symptom of a much larger problem.

    • @ThemFuzzyMonsters
      @ThemFuzzyMonsters 8 місяців тому +9

      We will see how things play out, but 49% of Iowa Republicans who voted did so against him. Also, the voter abstention rate was enormous … that doesn’t look good for the general election. In November he isn’t running against other Republicans.

    • @jackcuellar357
      @jackcuellar357 8 місяців тому +6

      Exactly, it's the delusional people supporting him. Scary

    • @Brady-w7v
      @Brady-w7v 8 місяців тому +1

      Haha

    • @thaliahall4599
      @thaliahall4599 8 місяців тому +1

      It's both. He has been a con man & grifter for years, but his true supporters are insane!

  • @juanitasilva4220
    @juanitasilva4220 8 місяців тому +2

    I love your version! You nailed it again.

  • @gl15col
    @gl15col 8 місяців тому +2

    If you've ever raised a 3-year old, you recognize Chump. He was never taught to deal with disappointment and frustration in the real world, and is stuck in frustrated, miserable toddler mode. A pretty miserable way to live your life and someone who should never, ever be in power.

  • @mmgbtv
    @mmgbtv 8 місяців тому +19

    Someone needs to show Chuck Grassley youtube

  • @iamjackscompletelackofsurp9606
    @iamjackscompletelackofsurp9606 8 місяців тому +9

    Did ya see him wrap his arms around his daughters hips, his dream wife? 😂

    • @joshuadowling8778
      @joshuadowling8778 8 місяців тому +1

      You mean his " Daughterwife". He's said, in public, that if he wasn't related to her that she's so beautiful that he would date her. Pretty sure on daytime TV.

    • @firstlast-gn5bo
      @firstlast-gn5bo 8 місяців тому

      @@joshuadowling8778He did. Along with her on his lap as a teenager…inappropriate. And what, she has no say about it? Disgusting.

  • @Jason.Davis.
    @Jason.Davis. 8 місяців тому +10

    That cdc bit was pure gold!

  • @onumaytuu
    @onumaytuu 8 місяців тому +2

    😅lol Jimmy gives it to Trump on a nightly basis . I cant stop laughing, " throwing a nickel in the toilet is how you vote for Trump . ". Too fuuny .

  • @H0lland0ates79
    @H0lland0ates79 8 місяців тому +2

    Grassley is one of the ones covid missed regretfully

  • @crapass7994
    @crapass7994 8 місяців тому +7

    if i never hear or see Trump (and MTG) again, it would be awesome

  • @melanieking724
    @melanieking724 8 місяців тому +23

    Now, you need to see God Made a Dictator💙

  • @johnwilliams7922
    @johnwilliams7922 8 місяців тому +57

    Kimmel's version is as good if not better than the Lincoln Project's.

    • @hughjorg4008
      @hughjorg4008 8 місяців тому +9

      Agree, and we must all vote for BIDEN in November. The 2024 elections are about preserving American democracy (Biden) or the end of our democracy (Trump).

  • @janfilbeck6376
    @janfilbeck6376 6 місяців тому

    Gotta say Chuck, you're right about the history channel. We need to respect the stories our elders can tell us. Keep us the good work.

  • @christinamellow9824
    @christinamellow9824 8 місяців тому +3

    Jimmy Kimmel is just brilliant😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @davidwoods7408
    @davidwoods7408 8 місяців тому +57

    Grassley has been a senator since I graduated from HS?! Good grief! I would vote for term limits in a heart beat. Grassley needs to be put out to pasture... These guys are worse than the Roman Senate! We all know how that worked out.🤔

    • @flyrobin5255
      @flyrobin5255 8 місяців тому +1

      Never thought about it that way. 👍

    • @jeffryphillipsburns
      @jeffryphillipsburns 8 місяців тому +1

      We’re supposed to know and care when you graduated from high school? How did the Roman Senate work out? The Roman Empire lasted for about a thousand years. Hard to top that run.

    • @jeffryphillipsburns
      @jeffryphillipsburns 8 місяців тому +1

      @@flyrobin5255 Let’s hope not.

    • @c.a.savage5689
      @c.a.savage5689 8 місяців тому

      ​@@jeffryphillipsburns The Roman Empire lasted from 27 BC to 476 AD, peaking around 117 AD. Barely 500 years. And yeah, it did end badly. Barbarian invasions, rise of Christianity, decadence and corruption of the ruling elites. And you know what came next? The Dark Ages, when everyone forgot how to draw until the Renaissance (about 800 years later). But hey, all good things come to an end, right ?

  • @michellem2892
    @michellem2892 8 місяців тому +13

    This made my day. Thank you Jimmy!

  • @gwen3010
    @gwen3010 8 місяців тому +12

    Thank you Jimmy your show is the best!!

  • @Whitewing89
    @Whitewing89 8 місяців тому +1

    I'm with Chuck on the History Channel.

  • @ravenps4857
    @ravenps4857 8 місяців тому

    Never thought I'd agree with Chuck Grassley but he's absolutely right about the History Channel