I just about choked on my soda, and did a "uhhhhhhhh, excuse me, what did you say?" 🤣 It was a good thing I had my headphones in while I'm at work lol Love binge-listening to her audios during a 12 hr
"HUH? You don't want to gobble my nuts?" That made me crack up, it's 3 AM..... Jokes aside, incredible audio, I've been binging some of your videos and you've earned yourself a sub. You're incredibly underrated, continue the amazing work!
"And here we the Wild and rare Squirrel Girl, in her Natural Habitat." I must say this was just pure awesome! I love the dynamic here! Much love from UK Vel! 😄💙
I already have the feeling that the puns in this ASMR are going to be nuts. Can't wait to take off my ca-shews and listen to acorny video like this one.
Haha for once I went pretty light on the puns this time! I figured one really good nut-related joke was probably already pushing my luck with the youtube gods. 😆
@@poke1236 In Marvel Canon Squirrel Girl is OP as all get out and defeats the likes of MODOK, Fin Fang Foom, Thanos, and makes friends with Galactus. Shes also Luke Cages baby sitter.
Fun fact pine needle tea is actually incredibly delicious. Different kinds of pines also have subtly different flavors my favorites are pinion and lodgepole with redwood coming in close third.
@@VanillaVelvetAudio It's actually quite good! Tastes kinda like chicken with a saltier taste and a smoother texture! I relied on squirrel a lot for food when I was dirt poor, lol.
"Why don't you want to gobble my nuts?" And just like that I'm giggling like a teenager again. xD I already had high expectations for this audio but you still managed to surpass them. The squirrel girl here is adorable. As always you inject such lively warmth and cutness into the character. Even before she meets the Listener, her little tangent on wolves just made me smile. I'm sure I've said before how some audio actresses can make their Tsundere's too prickly or unlikely. But like your Yanderre you strike a wonderful balance where even when the squirrel girl was being "mean" I found her too sweet not to like her.
On top of the nice commentary on human treatment of the natural environment, something tells me that this has a metaphor about how humans treat each other, which I really like. Thanks for making this! :)
Me at high school when teacher plays a Romeo and Juliet movie that showed nip slip- "Why are people going crazy? It's just a nip slip, jeez. Me now when you said "why wont you gobble my nuts".- XD instant laughter. I swear I'm aging backwards mentally. XD
Geeeeeze is that relatable AF. IDK how old you are, but from the view of mid-30s, it... Gets better, but in the sense that you relax into the humor, not that it goes back to being, y'know, seiso.
I hope you have a great day Vel I was going to make this comment about squirrel puns but I have a feeling someone already beat me to it. Anyway thank you so much for all that you do :) ❤️❤️❤️ and I hope you have a great rest of your week.You deserve it !
Aw, thank you so much! I hope your day is going well and continues to do so! (And even if someone beats you to some, don't worry, I always appreciate every pun!)
This is one super cute tsundere! >~< I must of had The stupidest look on my face when she started going on about what the humans do in they're tents XD Going into the woods, The last thing you expected to happen that day is being inside a squirrel girl's tree house :O You are a really talented VA ^~^ and the way you portrayed her emotions was fantastic! It was so cute every time she made a excuse for something especially when it came to her sleeping with them in the same bed, She's so adorable! >~
That was great. I totally imagine she went to her bedroom, closed the door and started to silently freak out trying to sort out how she feels about the situation.
Squirrel Girl: can ́t you just talk to your king or something... Hunter: sorry i can't Squirrel Girl: but why???!!!! Hunter: because the king of all humans, our lord and savior David Hasselhoff is in germany again....
19:28 this is implying that squirrel and monster girls as a whole have different written languages than humans. This make me wonder if they're a branch off of a human script (sorta like how most languages use a page from the Phoenician script ala crillic scripts such as russian, roman scripts such as english, or others like hebrew and hindi abjads or the thai abugida). I really wanna see whatever that is, humans only have three-ish written language origins (Chinese han, egyptian descendants, and with some outliers like Korean hangul or dead languages like the maui script or cuneiform or mayan logograms-ish-thing), what an interesting thing a monster-girl or monster-person written language would be :)
I won't hurt you, I promise! I'm not a hunter nor have I hunted anything before, although I probably should at some point; it is related to what I'm going to school for, after all! She's also pretty cute!
@@VanillaVelvetAudio lmao, probably not. I'm going to school for gunsmithing, so I will be dealing with a lot of hunters. It isn't necessary to have hunting experience by any means, but having perspective on the needs of a hunter should help me offer them the best service possible! That doesn't make y'all think less of me, does it?
That sounds like a really interesting discipline! It’s impossible to deny that guns are absolute marvels of engineering. I’m really impressed that you’ll be doing gunsmithing!
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Thank you for being so kind! I get pretty nervous about sharing what I'm going to school for; most folk don't take to kindly to it.
There are many, many asmr channels that do story scripts, but once I found ones with quality acting, it gets hard to listen to just anything. But huzzah, I have found another great one! Also: That character art kicks butt! So expressive!
Listening to that part about scavengers, and crow and vulture girls makes me think about a scenario where either type of girl finds a guy in the middle of nowhere, and starts poking him, or from a distance tosses small pebbles at him, asking again and again "hey, are you dead?" And then other hijinks ensue followed by more "are you dead now?" XD But she likes him, bc he's determined, or something of that nature lol
I walked in the forest all day and no squirrel girl in sight what a scam, as usual i'm getting way too invested in these videos, but what can i say, you're too good at what you're doing.
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I don't know why I didn't expect nut jokes in a squirrel ASMR vid, probably cause I've yet to actually hear them until your's of course... and yes they did get a big ol 😁 out of me.
You had me at squirrel girl. I have been absorbing ASMR content non-stop for the last 3 weeks since i discovered it and this is the first Squirrel Girl i have seen and that is a shame. That is a prime animal girl with it's energy and fluffiness. Would you mind doing a Yandere one with your bubbly energetic rambly Yandere voice you do?
Saw multiple today one just ran stopped looked at me and continued running. Others played tag with each other around the tree. So cute and intelligent but fearful
“You know, I have to agree on the whole…doing it…to be rather disgusting. Then again that’s just my opinion. As for the multiple positions….well some humans are just…creative.”
This squirrel is very hard to tell if she wants to be nice or mean I love it and well I'm coming back whether she wants me to or not cause she is cool and learn how to climb trees better
Did we take hunters safety? It didn't sound like we made our riffle safe one we entered the tree house. (EDDIT): other than that wonderful audio! I'd love to see this turn into a series! And also listening back there is a little bit of metal clicking I think.
Fun fact: There are actually native american tribes that would brew with pine needles. So the ingredients the monster girl tea is basically no different than human tea
Huh, I was listening to this audio and thought to my self do monster girls have size/height specific Related to their other *Half* in your interpretation of monster girls universe vanilla ? like when she mentioned the nuts are they small like normal nuts or the size of a 🎾 ball Cause at that moment I could not pin point the specific height the squirrel girl would be compared to the listener , would she be like 4’9-5’2?
Good question! I dunno. If monster girls have corresponding sizes to the animals they're related to, the worldbuilding gets wild pretty fast. A squirrel girl might be on a the small side for a human, and a dog girl might be average, while a wolf girl would be like...6'3. 😆
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"You don't want to gobble my nuts?"
And this was when Thomas decided to leave, he had seen enough
Ps: jokes aside, great audio
read the line and giggled to myself
I also broke out in laughter at that line. Like "Pause"
I just about choked on my soda, and did a "uhhhhhhhh, excuse me, what did you say?" 🤣
It was a good thing I had my headphones in while I'm at work lol
Love binge-listening to her audios during a 12 hr
I think this is the best thumbnail yet. It just evokes so much... emotion. Grumpy emotion. But emotion none the less. I can hear her already.
Thank you! I had a lot of fun putting this one together to get just the right look. (It's a composite of four different images lmfao)
It's a perfect match.
"HUH? You don't want to gobble my nuts?" That made me crack up, it's 3 AM.....
Jokes aside, incredible audio, I've been binging some of your videos and you've earned yourself a sub. You're incredibly underrated, continue the amazing work!
Wait, so humans have the ability to create jackalope girls... *accidentally?!*
Hot darn, we rock!
You say that now, but when the Jackalope girls turn carnivorous and gain a taste for human flesh, you'll change your tune.
@@VanillaVelvetAudio ...okay...
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Still cheaper than alimony.. I'll take the jackalope girls and their desire for human flesh for $500
@@VanillaVelvetAudio 😂😂😂
@@VanillaVelvetAudiojust give them whisky
Look I can't Stop smiling, all because she's talking about nuts.
A tsundere I can enjoy being yelled at now!
"And here we the Wild and rare Squirrel Girl, in her Natural Habitat."
I must say this was just pure awesome!
I love the dynamic here!
Much love from UK Vel!
😄💙
Thank you! I'm so thrilled to learn you enjoyed it! 💖💖
@@VanillaVelvetAudio
I'll always enjoy your content!
It's always amazing!
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There's something about you that makes you perfect for these small mammal type of characters. Not sure why
It's 'cause I'm so squirrelly *finger guns*
I already have the feeling that the puns in this ASMR are going to be nuts. Can't wait to take off my ca-shews and listen to acorny video like this one.
Haha for once I went pretty light on the puns this time! I figured one really good nut-related joke was probably already pushing my luck with the youtube gods. 😆
“You don’t want to gobble my nuts? That’s suspicious…”
*In Marvel canon, Squirrel Girl defeated Thanos.*
Wut
@@poke1236 In Marvel Canon Squirrel Girl is OP as all get out and defeats the likes of MODOK, Fin Fang Foom, Thanos, and makes friends with Galactus. Shes also Luke Cages baby sitter.
@@poke1236 She's basically unstoppable....
She defeated thanos, a few times xD
Fun fact pine needle tea is actually incredibly delicious. Different kinds of pines also have subtly different flavors my favorites are pinion and lodgepole with redwood coming in close third.
You are the queen of the double entendre.
Aw, that's a crown I'd wear with pride. 👸
I love how flustered she sounds about the dirty sinful business
You're amazing at being cute and awkward.
I try!
The gobble my nuts comment damn near made me piss myself laughing, now my dog has a verry confused look on her face.
This made my night, thank you
I've never heard anybody put themselves in a hostage situation so quickly in a conversation before.
Hey Vel! Vel! I have something to tell you!
I love you and really appreciate all the work and effort you put in, take care of yerself alright?
Awwwww!! Thank you! I appreciate you being here! And you better take care of yourself too. 🤗
You still need to pay me your soul for helping you become a good tennis player mr.waluigi
*"It's not like I like you or anything, ba-bacorn!"*
😅
I probably shouldn't let her know that I've been hunting, skinning, gutting, and cooking squirrels my entire life--
Probably not, no! 💀
(Is squirrel any good? I've never had it!)
@@VanillaVelvetAudio It's actually quite good! Tastes kinda like chicken with a saltier taste and a smoother texture! I relied on squirrel a lot for food when I was dirt poor, lol.
Squirrel watching at all ours collecting "notes" to "complain." "Yes, im a hostage" *consumes popnuts*
Reading the tags is always a gold mine even when the video isn’t out yet
Hahaha I'm glad they're fun enough to keep you interested until the video premieres!
"Why don't you want to gobble my nuts?" And just like that I'm giggling like a teenager again. xD
I already had high expectations for this audio but you still managed to surpass them. The squirrel girl here is adorable. As always you inject such lively warmth and cutness into the character. Even before she meets the Listener, her little tangent on wolves just made me smile. I'm sure I've said before how some audio actresses can make their Tsundere's too prickly or unlikely. But like your Yanderre you strike a wonderful balance where even when the squirrel girl was being "mean" I found her too sweet not to like her.
On top of the nice commentary on human treatment of the natural environment, something tells me that this has a metaphor about how humans treat each other, which I really like. Thanks for making this! :)
Squirrel: You don't want gobble my nuts?
Me: I would do nothing of the sort, that is a VILE thought!
Love it, Ms. Velvet. She's probably one of your most adorable characters yet. ☺
Ah yes, the perfect character to distract me from my troubles.
Getting shouted at for twenty minutes by a grumpy squirrel would certainly do the trick, yeah! You'd have all new troubles. 😆
@@VanillaVelvetAudio SQUIRREL!
I didn’t know vanilla was a marvel superhero as well as a tsundere (I’m teasing you cause squirrel girl is a marvel hero 😂)
lol don't worry, I'm aware of Squirrel Girl
@@VanillaVelvetAudio that’s good
Pretty good, I love it! Have a good day and Vanilla
Pancakes 🥞
Thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed it. You have a good day too!
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I like squirrels.
Especially when they get all fat and chonky.
Me at high school when teacher plays a Romeo and Juliet movie that showed nip slip- "Why are people going crazy? It's just a nip slip, jeez.
Me now when you said "why wont you gobble my nuts".- XD instant laughter.
I swear I'm aging backwards mentally. XD
Geeeeeze is that relatable AF.
IDK how old you are, but from the view of mid-30s, it... Gets better, but in the sense that you relax into the humor, not that it goes back to being, y'know, seiso.
This is so much fun. Love this girl. A classic tsundere.
I hope you have a great day Vel I was going to make this comment about squirrel puns but I have a feeling someone already beat me to it. Anyway thank you so much for all that you do :) ❤️❤️❤️ and I hope you have a great rest of your week.You deserve it !
Aw, thank you so much! I hope your day is going well and continues to do so! (And even if someone beats you to some, don't worry, I always appreciate every pun!)
Hunter: you know, she’s right when we get down to it she really is a squirrel
*bang*
Hunter: alrighty this’ll look good on the hood of my pickup.
_Angry clicking in the distance_
"ON WHAT!‽!"
"So, have you ever worn Daisy Dukes?"
This is one super cute tsundere! >~< I must of had The stupidest look on my face when she started going on about what the humans do in they're tents XD Going into the woods, The last thing you expected to happen that day is being inside a squirrel girl's tree house :O You are a really talented VA ^~^ and the way you portrayed her emotions was fantastic! It was so cute every time she made a excuse for something especially when it came to her sleeping with them in the same bed, She's so adorable! >~
This squirrelly squirrel is as sweet as she is adorable~
Really nice work
This is where the fun begins
This is great. Wonderful characterisation and your performance is probably one of the funniest I've heard.
Looking forward to this!
Yay! I hope you like what I did with the script. 🥰
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Nothing short of awesome! I really liked your additions!
Smart policy on her part
I mean, hey, we're good for some things! Like uh...uhhhh...we've mastered fire and wifi?
Can’t wait to hear this‼️🫡
I hope you enjoy it!
The way you say please is just to cute. Grumpy politeness is perfect
Squirrel girl: “You don’t want to gobble my nuts?”
Me: hehe... nuts.
That was great. I totally imagine she went to her bedroom, closed the door and started to silently freak out trying to sort out how she feels about the situation.
How deets taste, deets what sir.
Squirrel Girl: can ́t you just talk to your king or something...
Hunter: sorry i can't
Squirrel Girl: but why???!!!!
Hunter: because the king of all humans, our lord and savior David Hasselhoff is in germany again....
file this under "video openings that make me realize i have the humor of a 12 year old" lol 😆
19:28 this is implying that squirrel and monster girls as a whole have different written languages than humans. This make me wonder if they're a branch off of a human script (sorta like how most languages use a page from the Phoenician script ala crillic scripts such as russian, roman scripts such as english, or others like hebrew and hindi abjads or the thai abugida). I really wanna see whatever that is, humans only have three-ish written language origins (Chinese han, egyptian descendants, and with some outliers like Korean hangul or dead languages like the maui script or cuneiform or mayan logograms-ish-thing), what an interesting thing a monster-girl or monster-person written language would be :)
I won't hurt you, I promise! I'm not a hunter nor have I hunted anything before, although I probably should at some point; it is related to what I'm going to school for, after all!
She's also pretty cute!
Is hunting a prerequisite for being a Jedi? 😆
@@VanillaVelvetAudio lmao, probably not. I'm going to school for gunsmithing, so I will be dealing with a lot of hunters. It isn't necessary to have hunting experience by any means, but having perspective on the needs of a hunter should help me offer them the best service possible!
That doesn't make y'all think less of me, does it?
That sounds like a really interesting discipline! It’s impossible to deny that guns are absolute marvels of engineering. I’m really impressed that you’ll be doing gunsmithing!
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Thank you for being so kind! I get pretty nervous about sharing what I'm going to school for; most folk don't take to kindly to it.
“You don’t wanna gobble my nuts” goddamit I was not prepared to hear that while half awake
There are many, many asmr channels that do story scripts, but once I found ones with quality acting, it gets hard to listen to just anything. But huzzah, I have found another great one!
Also: That character art kicks butt! So expressive!
New from the marvel mangaverse…
“ Tsundere Squirrel Girl”
A. How big are monster girls?- like- average humanoid size- smaller?
B. How big are these dang trees, gotta be like Giant Redwoods
Listening to that part about scavengers, and crow and vulture girls makes me think about a scenario where either type of girl finds a guy in the middle of nowhere, and starts poking him, or from a distance tosses small pebbles at him, asking again and again "hey, are you dead?" And then other hijinks ensue followed by more "are you dead now?" XD
But she likes him, bc he's determined, or something of that nature lol
I walked in the forest all day and no squirrel girl in sight what a scam, as usual i'm getting way too invested in these videos, but what can i say, you're too good at what you're doing.
4:07 You gotta be careful of those deer girls. They're nothing but trouble
There is no way vanilla kept a straight face during the first few minutes of this audio
She's adorable
Hope this story continues 😸
She a character, great story continuation planned? I like to see where this goes please Vanilla Velvet.
If at all possible, I would love to see a continuation of this. thanks
A part two would be awesome
I love sleeping in trees to keep the rain away!
I don't blame you for not trusting humans, I don't trust them either. Here is a like and comment to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.
I don't know why I didn't expect nut jokes in a squirrel ASMR vid, probably cause I've yet to actually hear them until your's of course... and yes they did get a big ol 😁 out of me.
"you don't wanna gobble my nuts?" how are you able to do these audios without laughing?
You had me at squirrel girl. I have been absorbing ASMR content non-stop for the last 3 weeks since i discovered it and this is the first Squirrel Girl i have seen and that is a shame. That is a prime animal girl with it's energy and fluffiness. Would you mind doing a Yandere one with your bubbly energetic rambly Yandere voice you do?
Great video. Hope you are well and continuing to be amazing. Best wishes
Saw multiple today one just ran stopped looked at me and continued running. Others played tag with each other around the tree. So cute and intelligent but fearful
“You know, I have to agree on the whole…doing it…to be rather disgusting. Then again that’s just my opinion. As for the multiple positions….well some humans are just…creative.”
This squirrel is very hard to tell if she wants to be nice or mean I love it and well I'm coming back whether she wants me to or not cause she is cool and learn how to climb trees better
Uhhh wait, picnic baskets covered with blood? I'm gonna guess that the wolf did that...
Gosh your voice is so pretty aaaaaaah
Actually burst out laughing at the gobble my nuts bit. Delivery was perfect.
fluffy tsunderes are the best tsunderes
This is why you "forget" about your sleeping bag before asking about the available beds
What are you?
"An Apex Predator that hunts for fun" 😊
S...s....so ..... c..cold!? 😩 *Sitting out in the cold and rain*
“Baskets covered in blood with there insides all over over the forest “did this squirrel girl come across a murder scene 🧐🕵️♀️
Did we take hunters safety? It didn't sound like we made our riffle safe one we entered the tree house.
(EDDIT): other than that wonderful audio! I'd love to see this turn into a series! And also listening back there is a little bit of metal clicking I think.
Fun fact: There are actually native american tribes that would brew with pine needles. So the ingredients the monster girl tea is basically no different than human tea
It's a young Slappy Squrll
Nuts....just nuts
Suspicious.
I promise I will be the most trustworthy person you know.
Awww I'm sure she appreciates that 💖
@@VanillaVelvetAudio I will love that.
This need part two
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 “gobul my nuts” childish and I love it
Kinda wanna see a part 2 for this one
Ayo, how tf you only have 25k subscribers. That's a literal crime
loved it
Huh, I was listening to this audio and thought to my self do monster girls have size/height specific
Related to their other *Half* in your interpretation of monster girls universe vanilla ?
like when she mentioned the nuts are they small like normal nuts or the size of a 🎾 ball
Cause at that moment I could not pin point the specific height the squirrel girl would be compared to the listener , would she be like 4’9-5’2?
Good question! I dunno. If monster girls have corresponding sizes to the animals they're related to, the worldbuilding gets wild pretty fast. A squirrel girl might be on a the small side for a human, and a dog girl might be average, while a wolf girl would be like...6'3. 😆
heh, the thing is i am 6'3
and this video of a very happy wolf comes to mind ua-cam.com/video/5OWOQF3dWi0/v-deo.html
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2 words, capybara girl
Very nice
Makes me think of the animaniacs
Today’s a dang good day to be a Philosophy major
She knows an awfully lot about humans
First thing I thought of when I read the title is Makoto Nanaya, anybody else?
👋
🤘
💙😊
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who trusts humans anyway
Dogs. And if they're wrong, I don't wanna be right.
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Amen
....wait a minute, what was that about picnic baskets?