Yeeeees! Next deck is "I made a flash deck, every permanent card has flash and other cards are instants" proceeds on playing everything main phase anyways lol
Random thoughts, I sometimes put stuff in my jank decks that allows the oppents to use their hate/removal on, so the jank is protected by a cheap layer of jank sacrificials.
For my jank, I'd been avoiding mana elves for so long, but I recently added them as it either lets me jank one turn earlier, or an opponent misdiagnoses the elf as a threat and kills it
EASIEST COMBO EVER! You have to: - put tha right creature in the graveyard. - put the right enchantment in the graveyard. - have the rigth reanimatior in hand - have one fight spell in hand. Your opponent have to: - have a creature - do not have a remove spell - do not have a protect spell - do not have a sac effect - do not have a counter spell - do not mess with your graveyard.
You learn English from Chris? 😬 Just to make sure you know: 'schnoon', 'badoosh', 'manders', 'shmurt', 'gravehnjurd', 'schmacks', 'cnouter', and 'yuge macduge' are not English words.
I played you last night and you destroyed me with that deck. I didn't even realize it was you at first. My tag is sleven6593. Thanks for kicking my butt
Have you ever watched Saffron Olive and thought, "this guy doesn't go hard enough, and his voice isn't funny enough?" Well, do I have the streamer for you!
I had the white phyrexian with the similar ability, but I could only deal a max of 5 damage for some reason, even if the creature took more damage. Might've been a bug.
Ocarina of time...ya it was awesome link to the past is my favorite zelda but I was 7 when Nintendo first came out I played the original zelda a lot so when SNES hit it was mins blowing
Sadly he could have attacked with the dragon he stole and the opponent wouldn't have blocked knowing the dragon can pump and kill ancient dragon then flashed in the collislification attaching it to the dragon and win
I honestly can't believe they reprinted this crap. I mean seriously. It's busted and OP and super annoying even in historic. Why would they do this? Just because it fits the flavor of the expansion? Yeesh...that's a terrible reason to do terrible things. Anyway, well now I have to save up for 4 obliterators.
The guy who always plays instants at sorcery speed put Leyline of Anticipation in his deck. Nothing can go wrong!
Yeeeees! Next deck is "I made a flash deck, every permanent card has flash and other cards are instants" proceeds on playing everything main phase anyways lol
Random thoughts, I sometimes put stuff in my jank decks that allows the oppents to use their hate/removal on, so the jank is protected by a cheap layer of jank sacrificials.
For my jank, I'd been avoiding mana elves for so long, but I recently added them as it either lets me jank one turn earlier, or an opponent misdiagnoses the elf as a threat and kills it
Don't know why this channel isn't more popular. The amount of amazing jank that is shown here is absolutely wonderful.
EASIEST COMBO EVER!
You have to:
- put tha right creature in the graveyard.
- put the right enchantment in the graveyard.
- have the rigth reanimatior in hand
- have one fight spell in hand.
Your opponent have to:
- have a creature
- do not have a remove spell
- do not have a protect spell
- do not have a sac effect
- do not have a counter spell
- do not mess with your graveyard.
This must be the jankiest card interaction of all time.
Are you familiar with Panglacial Wurm?
29:50 - after declaring attacks can you cast the Rise To Glory making the Collosification an instant speed combat trick? Fairly sure that works!
It does, I was just about to say he could have done the same thing at 15:00
Thanks to you i laugh and learn english in the same time! without forgot the curious deckbuilding ideas... Love it! Thank you from France :)
You learn English from Chris? 😬
Just to make sure you know: 'schnoon', 'badoosh', 'manders', 'shmurt', 'gravehnjurd', 'schmacks', 'cnouter', and 'yuge macduge' are not English words.
Only a Frenchman would claim to be able to actually learn English from the dark lord ;-)
The amount of colors you manage to use is astounding. I swear. You just make it work somehow.
To Chris, more colors just means more jank lol
Glorious, oh so glorious! Omg the most trolling of jank. So hilarious forcing the mass sacrifice and then laying claim 😂😂
LOL this is the epitome of jank and I love it!
The punt with lethal available through colossification and their dragon is awesome
Phyrexian Obliterator's text became "Badoush target opponent
The first 3 opponents were literally playing the default decks arena gives to new players, down to the basic land selection
First time playing magic finally finished the color challenge then you face this masterpiece of jank. Never play again lol
You make fun decks that are cool to watch you play 😅
The most chaoticly beautiful deck ever. Could be done just fine as a green black deck, but why not XD
The only thing that would make this better would be to flash in the obliterator as a "surprise motherfluffer"
If he just attacked him with the dragon then attached classification to it, after it was declared an attacker, he would’ve won sooner
Maybe add tergird to this build? I feel like that would be absolutely crazy
They finally implemented the new clean up step, wicked nice.
the MADLAD actually did it...
I played you last night and you destroyed me with that deck. I didn't even realize it was you at first. My tag is sleven6593. Thanks for kicking my butt
"I have sunk my own battleship, prepare to die"
Hilarious and clever!
Incredible Jank Chris.
Peeps, is there a good alternative for champion of Wits? i kinda wanna play this jank but dont want to spend 4 rare wildcards.
JANK_LEVEL: 100
Loved this one bro!
You could do the same with vindicator because it can just deal the damage to the opponents face multiple times (I think, I’m not sure tho)
Have you ever watched Saffron Olive and thought, "this guy doesn't go hard enough, and his voice isn't funny enough?" Well, do I have the streamer for you!
I had the white phyrexian with the similar ability, but I could only deal a max of 5 damage for some reason, even if the creature took more damage. Might've been a bug.
It sounds like a bug, all damage should be done to the Vindicator regardless if it only has 5 resistance to prevent.
Unless the creature Vindicator was blocking had trample
Holy shit .. they changed the system so you can just pick the cards you want to keep and it discards the rest?? When did this happen? That is awesome!
We all know this was going to happen 😂
I got two words for this combo: Brash Taunter
You're welcome
28:20 Damn you, now you have Rhythm of the Night stuck in my head
What's worse than counterspell and mill decks? Newly even sicker "star of extinction" decks..thank you Dark Lord !
13:30 what you really meant is, you can do it ‘“In response”
If you had tergrid god of fright i. This deck you could steal your opponents entire board instead of just sacrificing his whole board for him
NICE VID !!
I felt so sorry for salty when all he had was a tapped land at the end.
But he finally had the land.
Other oponents wisch for that, i think
@@schimpansengrinsen2023 idk he played it then scooped. It made me laugh.
Me too. It was to funny
I wanna see a version that runs obliterater and vindicator
I think you could make a fun deck with fable, mondrak, and discontinuity
This is the one of the jankiest decks I've seen and it's hilarious.
Ocarina of time...ya it was awesome link to the past is my favorite zelda but I was 7 when Nintendo first came out I played the original zelda a lot so when SNES hit it was mins blowing
start of from scratch, i c lmao
Doesn't attack for 8 dmg because opponent might have haste. Two turns later attacks with a 4/4 and leaves himself wide open.
Brutal
If only he met a toski player who gigantified his own creatures
no one does it better!
Next just do harmless offer your biggest creature and do the same. If they don't play any creatures.
Sadly he could have attacked with the dragon he stole and the opponent wouldn't have blocked knowing the dragon can pump and kill ancient dragon then flashed in the collislification attaching it to the dragon and win
If only Tergrid was in this deck.
"yoink!" lmao
how the fuck is he ranking up with this jank XD
If opponent play none creatures deck you play that rat enchantment that make rat tokens for opponent. Then you fight.,😄
This deck needs a clackity trolly boy to give your opponents creatures for when they try to get around the shenanigans
"In response"
Day2 of asking you to play matches, not commenting on your cards or strat. Just bring the awesome commentary and smashugas
Wow, that is so mean
9:50 Oh, but you did mess it up. Link to the Past is superior game.
I honestly can't believe they reprinted this crap. I mean seriously. It's busted and OP and super annoying even in historic.
Why would they do this? Just because it fits the flavor of the expansion? Yeesh...that's a terrible reason to do terrible things.
Anyway, well now I have to save up for 4 obliterators.
First?
First comment and second like
You were the second comment, sorry