I HAVE MORE TEMPERED STEEL THAN I CAN PLAY IN A TURN! HELP!! Historic MTG Arena
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- Опубліковано 5 вер 2024
- For all your Jason Dennis - needs
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Deck
4 Mondrak, Glory Dominus (ONE) 23
4 Dollhouse of Horrors (VOW) 255
4 Spark Double (WAR) 68
4 Ghalma the Shaper (Y23) 1
2 Sundown Pass (VOW) 266
4 Irenicus's Vile Duplication (HBG) 123
4 Fable of the Mirror-Breaker (NEO) 141
4 Prismari Command (STX) 214
4 Strike It Rich (MH2) 143
4 Faithless Looting (STA) 38
4 Raugrin Triome (IKO) 251
4 Steam Vents (GRN) 257
4 Hallowed Fountain (RNA) 251
4 Sacred Foundry (GRN) 254
4 Mana Confluence (JOU) 163
1 Stormcarved Coast (VOW) 265
1 Deserted Beach (MID) 260
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That Chris still remembers what deck Jason Dennis used to beat him just shows how traumatized the Dark Lord still is 😂
I'm kinda new to the channel, who's Jason Dennis?
@@spumy_plughole1191 He's just a random guy that Chris has played against twice in a very short span of time. He lost both matches against him with two different jank decks while JasonDennis (his arena name) was playing pretty normal midrange-/low budget decks. Chris then started poking fun at these encounters, declaring Jason Dennis to be sort of an unbeatable nemesis. The MTG community jumped on the bandwagon and Jason Dennis became a meme. 😉
@@nomenestomen3452 Wait; "twice"? Can you link the other time (besides the one where Chris started the Chuck Norris memes)?
@@spumy_plughole1191 basically a random dude who he queued up several times and he lost every single time stood no chance legend is he 0-1000
23:33 "Let's ship the [Fable of the Mirror Breaker]. It doesn't do anything."
27:10 "If we had one way of creating Treasure tokens, we could play all these."
If you Dollhouse a Mondrak you only get one token (unless you already have a Mondrak) because Mondrak needs to be on the battlefield already for its effect to work.
Oh noooo! Jason Dennis is back for more 🤣
In the last game, opponent could've ran all his creatures into Chris's blockers. All of opponent's creatures would die of chris blocked, and Elas death triggers would kill Chris
Vindicator and Auger had summoning sickness, also Elas text says whenever ANOTHER creature you control dies, so it would only be 8 damage.
Alien Lizard Snakes programmed the shuffler on Arena. Taking a 1 or 2 land hand and got getting another land in the next 20 draws is due to these ancient alien lizard snakes wanting to first break humanity's spirit. There is simply no other reasonable explanation.
This must be the work of the Anti-Spiral
At 30:00 I thought "this deck needs brilliant restoration" xD Also would be funny if his op had path of peril.
The game at 14:00 is how everygame is for me when I play jank decks. I am permanently in hell queue
Same I finally just gave up I don't have fun playing the game anymore
Alchemy killed any fun I was having on arena
Jason Dennis + Doll House of horrors????
Is this a crossover episode?
Reminds me so much of conjuring 72 ephemerate to my hand using futurist spell thief
Around 7:00, who wins:
Chris Infront of the mic
Or baby who knows how far away
The Masked Jank Magician... Has done it again
That Anime episode when the protagonist has trained for years, has a re-match with his nemesis and loses again.
Hmm, swap Ghalma with Oracle of Ages, and you have a deck expansion combo. Kinda wonder how the servers would handle a 1000 card deck..
I love Ghalma and Mondrak! 🤩
I love it how you said it all casual at the end.
"Oh -3,207, nice"
Janklord proving once again that Alchemy was a mistake.
You spelled "brilliant triumph for jank brewers" wrong
Joel Haggis proving once again that not everyone that watches Chris has the class needed to enjoy great jank.
hardly, the chances you have pulling shit you see off on this channel in actual games against real decks are pretty slim. Go try wasting all the wildcards you need on one of these decks and try playing them. Chris might win against random arena ladder player who's mmr is shit and has a 200+ card deck, but the decks he shows off don't stand a chance in the actual meta. at least once in every video Chris says something along lines of "If he doesn't interact with us, we got em'", but most meta decks are nothing but interaction and whatever they're using to win.
I've been running this guy as a commander in Historic Brawl. Pairing him with Artifact creatures but also with token doublers and constellation triggers as well as cards like... Whichever one it is that makes a 4/4 angel every time you cast an enchantment, plus hallowed haunting
Empty Throne?
SO.MUCH.JANK!
10:54 JoRe is a Vorthos, not a newbie. He's playing Orc tribal.
Love this deck. Mondrak max value. So fun
When Chris says he’s going to be ‘a couple of’ minutes late and turns up the following day.
THE DOLLHOUSE IS BACK, BABY!
The friigen dollhouse is back!?!?!? Chris you need to go to doll house rehab bro. It's becoming a problem again.
Chris should play a jank version of Jason Dennis deck
Omg this is big damage 3207 😂😂😂 is good
I see nothing wrong here... it's exactly as wizards intended
Jason Dennis doesn't need to invest his money to get rich. He uses 4x Spark Double on his bank account.
Chris looks like Urza's avatar. I wonder...
I opened up a customer service ticket with Wizards to ask if they'd change my screen name to Jason Dennis, unfortunately they wouldn't allow this
Honor to Ann the first, Also she got beaten in this game on this earth and every single earth in the multiverse cause daaaamn over 3 thousand dmg ouuuch
You can tell Chris is out of touch with the meta when he calls jodah legends a jank deck. Lol
Also. I thought it was amazing he actually came across someone playing pirate tribal. Lol never see that
The Mardu Outrider isn't a Pirate. It was Orc tribal. It just so happens that 5 out of the 8 monoblack Orcs on Arena are also Pirates. (The other 3 are Warriors.)
holy jank
For this things Im afraid to play Historic
Mondrak is just Miirym but with worse colors
There's literally nothing in common between the two
STEEEEELLLLL
Elissa is Jason Denis’s Wife
Elisa is Jason Denis's girlfriend
Timmy junk at it's finest 👌
Builds a deck which EASILY makes 200+ mana.... Doesn't include a single X damage spell. /sigh.
I built and played a copy of this deck. 8 times out of 10, I'd win by attacking with 163 Goblin Shamans. LOL.
For me everyone is Jason Dennis (╥ ‸ ╥)
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