For people who get these messages it's actually really common. I'm not the best looking guy so I just gave up with dating apps they're all just a roasting match or a ignore fest. They literally only make people who feel lonely stoop deeper in that pit of loneliness
@@hoodedk9955 trust me, apps are just for insecure people who want validation or approval to make themselves feel better. Or straight up single moms or thots. If you want an actual relationship nowadays you're gonna have to go out and search for something super rare bcuz most people have sh*t values lol
These are the type of woman that gets used by other guys. They disrespect but then they get disrespected too. Because there character attracts dude like those.
"I got condoms for the women that reach my standards, not you. Put them back, and leave my bag in the front so we don't have to see each other anymore."
2:00 Since the example he used implied that the name in question was their real name, this pretty much confirms that Optimus is in fact "Optimus Prime."
@@aarongillard2615 "Anyone can fake a quote" - George W. Bush. "Don't take the internet at face value" - Barack Obama "In case you couldn't tell, this is sarcasm" - Nancy Pelosi
For some reason, these types of videos are really good workout motivation for me. I guess because seeing these people down horrendous makes me think of my own personal Ls and motivates me to move on from them.
I can hear the sadness in your voice bro. If this is the last one of these segments lemme be one of many to say that I’ve thoroughly enjoyed your humor and content on it. It’s been fun and real bro 💯😎
That guy who didn’t get accepted but got a message from an advisor... at least that man got a message from his advisor. I been waiting 3 WEEKS for an email response from mine to do paperwork to enter a double major.
6:04 At least their academic advisor is letting ‘em know what their situation is, my academic advisor hasn’t emailed me back after I sent him an email last week. I guess bein’ left on read doesn’t apply only to relationships.
3:08 Are we talking about the original, superior, Office or the US version? Because the US version got added back onto Netflix in Australia, but it doesn't matter since the US version was already still on multiple other streaming services, most of them exclusive to Australia, as well ad the original UK version being on them as well.
5:37 one correction there: not all twins are identical. There are two types of twins, the ones that are generated together with the same ovule (the twins who look practically identical) and the ones that are generated with a separate ovule for each one (the ones who are different) . I can say that because I have a twin brother and we are very different from each other
6:50 This one isn't necessarily an L, something similar happened to me when my friend wanted me to get some rubbers for him at the store, since I was already going in. A different friends' girlfriend was the cashier and she texted him about it because they'd known I'd been single up to that point, and that guy and I basically had this exact conversation with different details.
Well I remember this one girl who remembered me touching her head in Kindergarden and i never remembered cause I was a kid, and she kept on bringing it up even upto High school and joking about it like, bruh...
@Chippy Rin Not when they are hostile about it and say it was very gross of me despite it being in fricken Kindergarden. smh and never grew up from it still talking about it, glad I'm not in school though anymore lol
One time I left my phone on the school bus one time. The girl who found it who I knew told me she found it. Then I learned later from a friend she told a bunch of people about my internet history. MF looked through my history and told everyone. Middle school was lonely.
That’s terrible I hope you have many friends now. When I was in middle school I was bullied after gym Practice waiting to go to another class they call me a pervert but I wasn’t doing anything it really hurt me I was sad the rest of the day I gave up my ticket to a festival to a Delinquent Who didn’t want to stay in the classroom. The only person that made me feel better was a teacher.Didn’t have many friends only friends had was 2 teachers.
See the thing is It’s p easy to bounce back with confidence or convo after someone roasts you But none of these guys got the ability to pick themselves back up after they fall
I don't know about that backpack one. If somebody left a bag, purse, backpack etc. I'm going to check for security. I don't what drugs, guns, body parts or whatever that's going have me sit in front of a detective saying it's not mine.
*"They play games, we play Counter Strike."*
Ikr
@你被爱了 u mad bro
It’s not classified as a game because you don’t have fun on there
@Veit Vazmei Why Portuguese? eksdi
@@Killarrex same for r6, maybe all multiplayer tom clancy games?
"If they're twins they should look almost identical"
Faternal twins: "So who's gonna tell him?"
Even twins of the same gender aren't always identical but you get his point
@你被爱了 f
@@francisjohnston8014 I know, I forgot the word, so I just picked the most obvious non identical twins lol.
@@sageoffire3964 Fraternal is what you are looking for I believe
@@socalkook370 YES! Thank you.
A girl once told me that I reminded her of Dr. Doofenshmirtz from Phineas and Ferb... never been more honored and also insulted in my entire life
Time to make the anti-insult inator
@@cloudstrife6782 bruh 😂
Did your parents also abuse you?
@@szymonrozanski6938 Yeah and it’s still happening help he’s knocking
@@ragonhill At least I didn't tell him to use the DisentigratorInator.
Imagine trying to get with a girl only for her to bring up a bad memory about you in middle school...
C
Spain without the s or i
@@jack.A227 pan?
honestly thats just petty, i remember things from middle school that aren’t even a little bit important anymore
@@niftytheundying bruh i love it
“Are you optimus-prime?”
“Uh-no you got the name wrong”
Guys it’s over, no auto tune Autobots, let’s roll out.
Dont cry because it's over be happy that it happened
@@slimeplayz164 We’re crying because it didn’t happen
@@lilshart7914 yea wth was that guy on
@@khakipeach2128 what do you guys mean opti say autobots roll out one time
@@slimeplayz164 link the video please
I just feel bad for the people who have gotten this treatment so many times it's normal
I love your pfp
Yes it’s so rude
@@scitris6474 yeah , only shows how bad of a person you are..
For people who get these messages it's actually really common. I'm not the best looking guy so I just gave up with dating apps they're all just a roasting match or a ignore fest. They literally only make people who feel lonely stoop deeper in that pit of loneliness
@@hoodedk9955 trust me, apps are just for insecure people who want validation or approval to make themselves feel better. Or straight up single moms or thots. If you want an actual relationship nowadays you're gonna have to go out and search for something super rare bcuz most people have sh*t values lol
Optimus: "I consider myself average on call of duty"
Also optimus: *Gets 15+ streak every video*
I think he reverse boosts now but I’m not sure
@@punch_dude6159 a lot of the youtubers do it, it’s how they manage to do so good. They could never pull it off in the higher sweaty lobbies
He probably only show the good games
@@aerophine if the game didn’t have awful skill based matchmaking people wouldn’t reverse boost to have fun
@@jaimelannister1797 Oh hello there, it’s the senate! Also yea, absolutely agree with you.
The girl one trying to get that guy to introduce her to his twin was down right disrespectful.
How did you comment?
Would be even more disrespectful if they were identical
@@mr_valor3903 now that would just hurt
@@mr_valor3903 Agree, I do
@@masteryodawhoisdummythicc1864 Hmmmmm know your whereabouts, the empire does, on my way I am
If a chick led on my buddy then asked him to "introduce her to me" I would agree to go on a date with her then play warzone with my bro all day.
"because that's what heroes do"
The truest homie.
The actual way to follow bros before hoes
The homie we need and the one we deserve
Ya F those hos
I will never understand people who are willing to hurt others for no reason.
I know right
Ikr? Legit psychos
Oh, you mean Optimus??
@@dcastillo1503 no
@@moriswhite3407 Why not? He mostly does the same things?
These are the type of woman that gets used by other guys. They disrespect but then they get disrespected too. Because there character attracts dude like those.
They kinda deserve it.
These girls have a major born with a silver spoon in their mouth while getting a brand new Mercedes for their 16th birthday vibe
Where Gucci is their life and are obsessed with Kim Kardashian
Compared to guys, thats alot of girls.
"I got condoms for the women that reach my standards, not you. Put them back, and leave my bag in the front so we don't have to see each other anymore."
That's how you answer if you want everyone to make fun of you in every groupchat in existence
@@Dominik.S.
Yeah, that was my intention lol
Awesome
When he said is that a barnyard meme made me laugh
💀
same
My heart goes out to Dylan. I hope you find a respectful woman soon
Could probably try to find more of these on reddit
Im 99% sure there a subreddit for this
r/Downbad
There's a subreddit for everything, this stuff is on there
He needs to c dis and continue the series
@@BuetifullPersun what’s a c dis?
@@RickyRandall see this
2:00 Since the example he used implied that the name in question was their real name, this pretty much confirms that Optimus is in fact "Optimus Prime."
Twitter bans these sort of profiles but wont ban CP off the platform
What's that? I'm not on twitter, so I wouldn't know.
@@JWuKong95 CP?
@@benjaminharrison3199 After checking out another Optimus video talking about tweeter, I now know what he means. Tweeter is messed up.
What is a cp
@@larrythegoat ur too young for the cheese pizza
that twins one was nasty af
Hey, someone take my phone if I ever get down this bad
Will do!!👍
Ok lil tecca
I always think Lars music when i see your comments
@@powerpanda6446 bruh i saw you on the storyfire video
They got a officiall account on Instagram with the name Downbadpatrol.
This ban wave didn’t affect Instagram, Downbadpatrol is still active on Instagram
These are just feelsbadman moments in text form
Panda agrees!!
I wanna like but 69...
@@JackLikesTrackhouse sad someone going to mess it up!!😒
@@JackLikesTrackhouse And someone did!!😒
"The American people are tired of women." -Bernie Sanders
The best thing about viewing american politics from Europe is that I have no idea if thats real or not
@@aarongillard2615 "Anyone can fake a quote" - George W. Bush.
"Don't take the internet at face value" - Barack Obama
"In case you couldn't tell, this is sarcasm" - Nancy Pelosi
these people: getting l's
simps who haven't even tried
You know what a simp is? Can’t be a simp if they “haven’t even tried”.
@@benjinom well simps have never gotten their number all they do is donate money and buy only fans so i wouldnt consider that trying
Your opener can't exactly be give me your number.
For some reason, these types of videos are really good workout motivation for me. I guess because seeing these people down horrendous makes me think of my own personal Ls and motivates me to move on from them.
Watch AthleanX. Just watch it before you say no. Highly recommend it bud.
@@dcastillo1503 Thanks
@@dcastillo1503 thanks man now i dont need to be puny anymore
Athlean X or Hybrid Calisthenics. While the former is motivating the latter is purely wholesome.
@@Mike-wb3oc Yes! I forgot that one too
Both are great.
I just saw that horser ad at the end and this might be the first time where i thought about buying merch
Optimus is one of the most dedicated people I’ve seen on yt
MortisMedia bud.
@@dcastillo1503 I said ONE of the most
@@marcellosalemme8249 not even close.
@@dcastillo1503 🤫🤥🤡👏🙌👁👄👁🫁👩🚀
@@marcellosalemme8249 what da dog doin?
6:30 my mans first mistake was trying to study journalism
Lie, lie, make money, lie. Make us money. There.
Optimus: I would never do this to my wife.
Me being 22: ouch thanks for letting me know I'm still single.
And that's the way, stay single
I can hear the sadness in your voice bro. If this is the last one of these segments lemme be one of many to say that I’ve thoroughly enjoyed your humor and content on it. It’s been fun and real bro 💯😎
The reason why the cant get girlfriend:
they arent sub to optimus
@你被爱了 bruh
@你被爱了 lol, true.
@你被爱了 explain when he has been?
@你被爱了 ok but like- if you don't like him why are you here?
@@thepersonnooneknows to flap
These have to be high schoolers. There's no way adults act like this.
7:01Guys gotta be strapped okay?
Women these days I tell you, too many of them hold high standards for men who are just lonely and in need of companionship.
Thank you someone had to say it
That guy who didn’t get accepted but got a message from an advisor... at least that man got a message from his advisor. I been waiting 3 WEEKS for an email response from mine to do paperwork to enter a double major.
I'm extremely disappointed that optimus has tiktok
i am too
I remember watching a video of him watching tik toks and he said he’s not going to install it because it’s Chinese spyware
Same
I hate tiktok, but I never even care about him downloading that app
I mean to be honest it most likely is.
0:05 the unfortunate news are he is using the bullfrog
6:50 Correction. I won't ever used them on YOU
These girls stay on demon times
*this year is 2020 won* :(
Lol
He’s true.
2:52 that front flip tho
Everyone recommend Optimus new pages so we can get more of this series! We cannot allow our brother to fail
7:12 let’s gooooooooooo
when they ask "do you have that horser on you" now you KNOW you can say yes
6:04
At least their academic advisor is letting ‘em know what their situation is, my academic advisor hasn’t emailed me back after I sent him an email last week.
I guess bein’ left on read doesn’t apply only to relationships.
The sbmm had to of MURDERED YOU after that gameplay
S-uper
B-mash
M-ros
M-elee
6:07 Franklin gets his revenge after getting roasted
I'm fairly sure you could find a subreddit that has the same kind of content and pull from there to make these kinds of videos
R/DownBad
That twin one happened to me in middle school it was short and weird they just walked past us
Saddening this is the last one of the series.
Man said
Wild-a-beast
Now that’s just as worse as getting roasted by Lamar from GTA V
3:08 Are we talking about the original, superior, Office or the US version? Because the US version got added back onto Netflix in Australia, but it doesn't matter since the US version was already still on multiple other streaming services, most of them exclusive to Australia, as well ad the original UK version being on them as well.
I dont care, just as long as optimus still got that horser on him
ROFL that horser promo is the funniest thing to happen to his channel. I honestly go around asking friend if they have a horser on them XDDD
The twin one hit me. Middle school was rough with people asking "are u actually ______ brother?"
Optimus: we need another way to find these kinds of pictures.
Da bois:REDDIT
No
5:37 one correction there: not all twins are identical. There are two types of twins, the ones that are generated together with the same ovule (the twins who look practically identical) and the ones that are generated with a separate ovule for each one (the ones who are different) . I can say that because I have a twin brother and we are very different from each other
Wow man that’s tuff
Yeah
Congratulations on first
Yeag
Tuff
I was beat
That girl who laughed at the guy for having condoms is just afraid hes not gonna use them on her..
When you post, the day is just better.
Makes Panda day better!!☺
No it isn't.
Every time he says dog or homie, I want to rip off my nuts and feed it to my cat.
@@golddigginboi2187 bro!!😧
@@golddigginboi2187 “Guys my opinion is right and yours is wrong”
@@fennemon it's a fact that he doesn't make everyone's day better, and there is tons of reasons and so why.
Also never stated it was an opinion.
Optimus just casually drops a nuke.
Bro girls play with hearts, we just want someone to play videogames with.
I was so disappointed that you don't say AUTOBOTS Rollout as your final sentence
i like how he explains everything after he reads it. hes like a white morgan freeman
6:50 This one isn't necessarily an L, something similar happened to me when my friend wanted me to get some rubbers for him at the store, since I was already going in. A different friends' girlfriend was the cashier and she texted him about it because they'd known I'd been single up to that point, and that guy and I basically had this exact conversation with different details.
The mass ban has got to be the biggest L in this series for us.
I just hope the school rejection wasnt an art school
press f for the boys..
@Chippy Rin zzzzzzzz in chat
Half these peeps are lucky talking to a girl in 17 and haven't even had girlfriend
FunFact: A cow-bison hybrid is called a “beefalo”
What sound does it make?
@@TheDinoguy21 beefalo
The same sound your mom makes
jk
@@TheDinoguy21 it goes dneidjfnmdoo
That can’t be real
That gameplay you bro?! You poppin off man!
I searched up horser and it came back as a hard drug
Ketamine?
@@PoeticInsanity it just said that it was a hard drug or injection. Maybe thats what the guy asked for at the gas station.
Please find some more of those channels bc that’s the format I like the most
Omgbirdman
Everyone is taking L’s
5:55 walked right by the enemy on porch and neither of you two shot at each other. GG
Commenting for the algorithm
I feel like one day, we’ll get a final Optimus video... 😔
Let’s enjoy the vids for now🥲
A turtle approved this disrespect
Yessir
The one and only turtle is back
did you change your name?
Oh boi....the next Justin Y.
A potato approves
Goes through backpack: *trust ultimately destoryed forever*
Try reddit, it's full with this kind of stuff.
Cranking out these uploads. What a beast
Well I remember this one girl who remembered me touching her head in Kindergarden and i never remembered cause I was a kid, and she kept on bringing it up even upto High school and joking about it like, bruh...
Gets old everytime right?
@Chippy Rin Not when they are hostile about it and say it was very gross of me despite it being in fricken Kindergarden. smh and never grew up from it still talking about it, glad I'm not in school though anymore lol
@@bluenightfury4365 I am the falcon, not you
That sounds like actual insanity. As it is usually said, repetition is insanity because you do thing over an over without a new result.
@@Ixe2077 Dude, it's just an awkward memory that she brought up, and you say "iNsaNiTy"? Do you socially interact?
One time I left my phone on the school bus one time. The girl who found it who I knew told me she found it. Then I learned later from a friend she told a bunch of people about my internet history. MF looked through my history and told everyone. Middle school was lonely.
That’s terrible I hope you have many friends now. When I was in middle school I was bullied after gym Practice waiting to go to another class they call me a pervert but I wasn’t doing anything it really hurt me I was sad the rest of the day I gave up my ticket to a festival to a Delinquent Who didn’t want to stay in the classroom. The only person that made me feel better was a teacher.Didn’t have many friends only friends had was 2 teachers.
See the thing is
It’s p easy to bounce back with confidence or convo after someone roasts you
But none of these guys got the ability to pick themselves back up after they fall
RIP to the mans who brought up vacation in Hawaii, he needs F’s in the chat
okay that’s crazy but optimus is popping off in the background
I don't know about that backpack one. If somebody left a bag, purse, backpack etc. I'm going to check for security. I don't what drugs, guns, body parts or whatever that's going have me sit in front of a detective saying it's not mine.
Optimus: They're twins they must look pretty similar.
Me: Ummm... no.
nice quad feed at the start! great video also!
The best series is back
Wh1plash has spoken
Panda agrees the best series is back!!
She hit him with the barnyard meme. The Bois: Everyone Disliked That
3:30 nah man he couldve got that nuke
7:10
“you remind me of toby from the office”
those ladies and gentlemen, are fighting words
Cheese
3:51 the mans has 87 missed non replyed texts😂
You missed a chance calling your merch store shoptimus instead of shopopti
Love these videos bruh they mark my day
Is it me, or does he sound a bit different idk
I hope this series continues