I know this is off topic but I like that the Optimus Community doesn't pressure on any face reveals, nice to have a community that respects your choice of privacy.
Getting some tail at a funeral is so common and easy. Just not cousins....but I see mine all the time and grew up close. No different than my sister to me.
I absolutely love this new recklessness in his videos recently but fr I'm actually just getting more and more scared that out of nowhere he's just somehow gonna get cancelled
Just a quick comment on the cousin thing: I had to look it up because i was a little confused but the two in that conversation are First Counsins Once Removed, "Once Removed" meaning there is a generational gap. But yeah basically a first cousin once removed is just a step below an aunt/uncle to niece/nephew relationship, so that's still way too close.
Biggest L for me recently, at work the other day i was supposed to work with this really cute girl that i like but when she came back from break she was confused why i was there and just walked away after i said hi. I dont think i have a good chance anymore
I ate a really good French Dip sandwich using deli roast beef, provolone cheese, and hoagie buns! To make the dip I used French onion soup, beef consommé and beef stock, these ingredients all mixed together create a succulent and juicy flavor! I hope you all get to eat a really good sandwich as well!
I had a really good one at subway. It was the herbs and cheese bread, grilled chicken, bacon provolone and black olives. At least I thought it was good
@@jiisdown2195 I mean it was sent a minute ago and has 6 likes and 2 positive comments, so I think someone does care. Your channel is 7 months old with 1 subscriber, but you don't see anyone saying nobody cares about your channel, though it's pretty obvious nobody does.
8:28 not a cardboard backing, it tore the paper covering whatever the wall's made of (doesn't look like drywall, that's always white stuff to my knowledge) because dumbo didn't put the tv mount on the studs
I mean do we all ignore the fact that Optimus posted that video where he ranted on like a child after that girl didnt like him ? He was extremely childish and narcissistic in it
First cousin??? Yeah very weird although studies have shown that human genetics are designed to mate with your third and fourth cousins to have the best genetics so people shouldn’t be disgusted by distant relatives.
GAGAGAGAGAGA!!! I watched this video and it is really not that good compared to my perfect videos. GAGAGAGAGA!!! This is NOT self-promotion! This is the reality! This is the world! We are the people! Don't disl****ke my vide*****s, my dear pat
I gotta a lot of little siblings so I guess I got some knowledge about it. But labor can last for hours before the pushing even starts. She was probably just joking and irritable bc of the contractions, but there's only so much talking you can do while waiting. That pic could be applied to anything: "I hate this dude mid labor and he's watching a movie." "Mid labor and he's listening to music." "Mid labor and he's reading a book." There's literally nothing to do in that situation but wait. Man is just trying to pass the time, and I bet as soon as she needed anything or the pusbing started the game was turned off. What is he supposed to do, stare at the wall for hours? Like I said there's only so much talking and hand holding you can do until it gets boring for both of them because it can take that long sometimes. Back in the day dads wouldn't even be in the same room and would chill with family and friends nearby until they were called in after the baby was already born. My man needed to reduce his anxiety somehow. Clearly he didn't have any friends or fam there to help him with that at the moment.
8:20 she definetly mounted it to the wall without the studfinder and the wall is probby some cheap dry wall with brown insulation plus drywall has a cardboard look if you rip it
my Ls: dad left, mom beat me, got rejected by crush, bullied, depression, anxiety, both grandparents died from cancer, i got covid. *ok thats all folks*
*The original: Ya’ll gotta stop telling on y’all selves*
*The sequel: Stop posting your L’s online*
The in between of them to show the backstory of the protagonist/antagonist: My First Time Doing Shrooms
Next video: "Stop posting your credit card info online..."
I think he might’ve already done that
Next next video: Peta is REALLY delusional
I can still share my social security though right hahaha?
I feel like this has already been done
@@rogerfurlong1535 *perhaps*
Nothing wrong with trynna get with your cousins once in a while, especially after a funeral bruh, thats just a normal day here.
Are you in West Virginia? Or perhaps the mythical Alabama
Yeah just a normal day, I don't get why people have a problem with this 🤷♂️
I mean if my cousin won’t tell anybody 👀
Bro what
@@cosmic_rain9417 I'm psychic jk, I'm South African and I hear all the things that are in the Alabama meme actually happen mostly in West Virginia
Imagine immortalizing an L on the internet
Asbestos
*ŁĽĻĹL*
Ltacular
Lsquisite
Lsquidward
"15 yard penalty, automatic jail sentence"
- Optimus, 2020
Life is a football game
Life is a football game and we are the ball
Life is soup. I am fork.
@@ldcommando1616 your basically useless then?
@@chandranair9448 yep
After a loss of life this man just had to urge to create life
You're making it sound poetic
@@starwarsorsomething5703 with the chance being close to 0 unless you’re really related like brother and sister.
Instead he lost his own life
A soul for a soul
@@BuetifullPersun Are you 33 years and (insert rest of speech)
Society: Hates toxic masculinity
**Toxic Femininity exsits**
Majority of society: I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that.
We live in a society
They are both bad
*"Personal Foul: Unnecessary Horniness"*
-Optimus
That's a godtier quote, 10/10
Optimus has the exaggerated swagger of a black teen but still manages to keep his whiteness
Optimus is white?
"you know what I'm sayin'?"
@@demon-oq4nr yeah
What's up with "exaggerated swagger" being a thing now? I thought that was something from Spiderman or something
@@D00dman it’s from a review of spiderman PS5
People who end texts with xx make me cringe, we aint in fourth grade anymore
Facts
*COUGH COUGH* Pokimane
I know right xx
haha same me too bro xx
zz gang
If the first guy wasn’t a “Mission failed, we’ll get em next time” Idk what is
Respect+
Yes you aren't Kevin. You're gappy
Comment of the year 😂😂
@@hylianxbox6586 nah
Plot Twist: They want to take those Ls cause they enjoy the humiliation.
This comment’s moving pretty slow. Maybe this is your one comment that doesn’t get to the top.
Seems legit
@@LezSpringfield maybe
it's on top for me.
Masochists be like:
Optimus: "Sweet home Alabama dog"
Me: dying💀💀💀
“I didn’t know y’all got down like that on the other side of the pond”
Man went to a whole funeral just to pull somebody
@@americannightmare425 dawg**
RIP ig
@Not a weeb, I just watch anime I was also born and raised in Alabama, and have not dated any cousins
These people be taking harder Ls then my father being hit by child support
Oof
These people taking harder Ls than my uncle harold throwing me into his van and taking me from behind 🖐😔
I don’t take Ls
I win them 😎
@@Lutinity you gave me that L and D uncle 😔
@@themaskedspirit enjoyed it ;)
if i had a dime for every time he said: "you know what im sayin?"....
You’d be rich af
"You know what I'm saying" "Dude"
"Let's keep it a buck 50"
"We all take an L every once and awhile."
Me: nnn...
###
I got 3 more days
Failed yesterday, sadly...
I failed the first day. maybe I shouldn’t have a gf
@@Oxidize bruuhh
I know this is off topic but I like that the Optimus Community doesn't pressure on any face reveals, nice to have a community that respects your choice of privacy.
No One:
First L: Cousin! I'm stuck!
Missed chance for "what are you doing, step cousin?"
@An angry jimmie Johnson fan No Roman i dont have time for that. Another time
Cousin, let's go bowling! ;)
@@DaSourOrange Gutterball *Lerd of Teh Reings Gimli Laugh*
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Opti says "you know what i'm saying?" good luck and may the odds be ever in your favor.
Dude trying to pull at the funeral reminded me of Will Ferrel in wedding crashers, brilliant!! 😂😂
The only L I'm taking is surviving from the simp stampede.
Bruh I thought you said the shrimp stampede I'm like "the shrimp what?"
How is it an L if you survive
The double whammy
Indeed
Yes
Indubitably
Oh it’s not diesel..
Is that daddy
"18 years, 18 years, on the 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his" 😂
“My own cousin tried to chat me up”
*sweet home Alabama*
*where the skies are so blue*
18 years 18 years and on the 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his
Gold digger cover by Optimus
Read it when he said it
Drywall has a cardboard backing, the TV wasn’t mounted on a stud, only the drywall.
“Stop posting your L’s online”
Gaming you tubers: I’m above the law
Thank you for the content optimus, it's helping alot with trying to distract me and my brothers from my grandfather's passing.
I died when he said, “okay, we have a lot to unpack here...”
Why?
"you just gotta keep on keepin on, dawg" - Optimus 2020
Optimus: Grandad. That’s something I haven’t heard since the Boondocks.
Vinesauce fans: Allow us to introduce ourselves.
Cousin: try's to hit up cousin.
Me:its country time
Sweet Home Alabama
Its continent time
*Appalachian anthem plays in background*
@Try Harder UA-cam you dont have to correct everything
Rootin' tootin' cowboy time
I’ve never heard an insult like “his shorts might be backwards” bruh 💀
Getting some tail at a funeral is so common and easy.
Just not cousins....but I see mine all the time and grew up close. No different than my sister to me.
no one:
optimus: you know what im saying
I absolutely love this new recklessness in his videos recently but fr I'm actually just getting more and more scared that out of nowhere he's just somehow gonna get cancelled
"who the female future, oh, cardi b" got a good laugh outta be
:_roblox:
Future way better than cardi b
@@SomeGuy-df8gs well obviously
Just a quick comment on the cousin thing: I had to look it up because i was a little confused but the two in that conversation are First Counsins Once Removed, "Once Removed" meaning there is a generational gap. But yeah basically a first cousin once removed is just a step below an aunt/uncle to niece/nephew relationship, so that's still way too close.
She probably didn't check for studs and since there were no wood it wasn't strong enough to hold the mount and tv.
Optimus is the only guy to call people 'bro' and 'dawg' and use slang, then say words like 'buffoonery".
Ikr xD
Biggest L for me recently, at work the other day i was supposed to work with this really cute girl that i like but when she came back from break she was confused why i was there and just walked away after i said hi. I dont think i have a good chance anymore
L
Sorry to hear that chief
Turtle approved.
No
no
👎
No
Hello Turtle. My father told me about you.
Really not that hard, don’t post thou Ls online
Weird flex but okay
1000 IQ moment
@@LezSpringfield You’re*
@@LezSpringfield You're*
Wh-... how did u put that emoji
Who else felt the “gold digger by Kanye” line coming?
I ate a really good French Dip sandwich using deli roast beef, provolone cheese, and hoagie buns! To make the dip I used French onion soup, beef consommé and beef stock, these ingredients all mixed together create a succulent and juicy flavor! I hope you all get to eat a really good sandwich as well!
Actually no one has ever cared or will ever care
I had a really good one at subway. It was the herbs and cheese bread, grilled chicken, bacon provolone and black olives. At least I thought it was good
Thank you Sandwich Man
Funny, Did Laugh
@@jiisdown2195 I mean it was sent a minute ago and has 6 likes and 2 positive comments, so I think someone does care. Your channel is 7 months old with 1 subscriber, but you don't see anyone saying nobody cares about your channel, though it's pretty obvious nobody does.
I’m wondering if the tv mount wasn’t bolted into a stud, just the drywall, so the wall couldn’t hold up
You would be correct.
Yeah the drywall ripped apart
POV: You’re me looking at the title trying to figure out what LS stands for
"You just gotta keep on keeping on" words to live by
According Webster’s dictionary:
A “Walking L” - Dude that probably wears black Air Forces raw dog, no socks, and cargo shorts.
Hope your doing good and staying safe optimis. You are way better then any news media.
I don't think I've had a genuine laugh from watching a UA-cam video in so long, But this is probably the funniest video I have seen all year
straight up made my day thank you
To be fair, the "playing warzone during labor" one was a satirical post
When are people going to start putting pics of their poop on Instagram?
I give it a week tops
That vegan teacher already did that with her dog on TikTok
Lovely peaches already did that 💀💀
@An angry jimmie Johnson fan DON'T SPEAK IT INTO EXISTENCE
This video was one of your best so far. Hilarious. Your lines are so smooth even Birdman left the chat!
2:17 yea its called Norfolk
Never laughed so hard in an Optimus video, amazing content.
And I thought that neanderthals were extinct 💀💀
Optimus: there's plenty of fish in the sea
Me: overfishing is a problem
0:30 yessir
8:28 not a cardboard backing, it tore the paper covering whatever the wall's made of (doesn't look like drywall, that's always white stuff to my knowledge) because dumbo didn't put the tv mount on the studs
I mean do we all ignore the fact that Optimus posted that video where he ranted on like a child after that girl didnt like him ? He was extremely childish and narcissistic in it
Video name?
Yeah you need to be telling us the Title
First cousin??? Yeah very weird although studies have shown that human genetics are designed to mate with your third and fourth cousins to have the best genetics so people shouldn’t be disgusted by distant relatives.
Plot twist: people be posting there W's
When Optimus was talking about the “cardboard backing” on the TV, I’m fairly certain that was the paper outer layer of the drywall tearing off
I have the best joke.
It's me, I'm the joke.
your parents have a good sense of humor
1.6k likes in 25 minutes. If you ask me, Optimus has been doing very well man. Keep up the good job, we all love ya.
“Absolute buffoonery”
Hearing Optimus saying “sweet home Alabama” was all i needed to hear to know this was a good vid
Optimus going back to back😮
🐐
🐐
“As Kid Cudi said on reborn...” lol. Optimis knows his music
Here before bruhify says something unfunny
GAGAGAGAGAGA!!! I watched this video and it is really not that good compared to my perfect videos. GAGAGAGAGA!!! This is NOT self-promotion! This is the reality! This is the world! We are the people! Don't disl****ke my vide*****s, my dear pat
He’s verified so that’s automatic 100 likes
@@Lutinity 300*
@@AxxLAfriku shut up.
Who's bruhify
Should make this a series these vids are gold
Yes, I know what you're sayin'
Opti should do a series out of this 😂
These women playing cod but they forgot to turn the bots in their lobby on to do all the carrying for them
I gotta a lot of little siblings so I guess I got some knowledge about it. But labor can last for hours before the pushing even starts. She was probably just joking and irritable bc of the contractions, but there's only so much talking you can do while waiting. That pic could be applied to anything: "I hate this dude mid labor and he's watching a movie."
"Mid labor and he's listening to music."
"Mid labor and he's reading a book."
There's literally nothing to do in that situation but wait. Man is just trying to pass the time, and I bet as soon as she needed anything or the pusbing started the game was turned off. What is he supposed to do, stare at the wall for hours? Like I said there's only so much talking and hand holding you can do until it gets boring for both of them because it can take that long sometimes. Back in the day dads wouldn't even be in the same room and would chill with family and friends nearby until they were called in after the baby was already born. My man needed to reduce his anxiety somehow. Clearly he didn't have any friends or fam there to help him with that at the moment.
not relevant but i hope everyone has a great day or night :>
Ooh please leave a like me being wholesome. 🥺
You too also stay frosty😀
U too :)
Appreciate ya fam
8:20 she definetly mounted it to the wall without the studfinder and the wall is probby some cheap dry wall with brown insulation plus drywall has a cardboard look if you rip it
my Ls: dad left, mom beat me, got rejected by crush, bullied, depression, anxiety, both grandparents died from cancer, i got covid.
*ok thats all folks*
Cool
Splendid
(btw this is a joke for optimus )
@@bigboi609 cool
Amazing anime backstory!
You gonna be strong af in the future
Optimus said "you know what I'm saying" 21 times in this 10 minute video
2:20 . Bro I’m actually from Alabama and I just accept the stereotype now lol
*BIG RIPS BIG RIPS*
Rip my guy and noice pfp
Can you be my stepbro-? 😳😘
Nah stepsis already took my soul
@@Dragon_prince90 Thanks Bro
Just subbed finally that i got on my phone i have been watching your uploads for awhile 👍👍
Ironicly ohio is the highest insest per year even tough alabama is the more popular
Coincidence? I THINK NOT!
Hmmm, but does Ohio have a song
Alabama started it
Ohio perfected it.
The Paul brothers make sense now
@@papapreston2356 You didn't know until now?
The most I've struggle with the mounting was for a 65 inch TV and it took me around 10 minutes how do you mess up something so simple that bad
Never clicked faster
Same
Me too
Never busted faster
@@themaskedspirit yo hol up
Take a shot everytime Optimus says "you know what I'm saying"
I’m gonna post my credit card on twitter
Thanks
@Philosophical rowlet Thanks man I am quite broke and need that info.
yo optimus your vids are top quality keep up the good work!
“Taking Ls but not posting them”
Posts his gameplay:
That optimus _"man"_ was so satisfying
Think grandad is a more British thing
Can confirm
Optimus sounds like he was in a good mood making this 😊
Wait didn’t optimus post one of his L’s and deleted the video of him calling out dry texters😂🤣🤣
He deleted that vid LOL
I remember that video.
4:19 optimus chill man he already dead
That's definitely ain't British slang
What?
@@arandomperson9551 when reading the first screenshot he asked if that's British slang
@@Rxfaay ik, but im questioning you because I mean im pretty sure it is, at least from where im living
@@arandomperson9551 HOL UP W H A T !?
The dude playing warzone in the delivery room. He's my new role model. XD
Literally to the 1% who’s reading this,God bless you, stay safe and have a wonderful day 💖 (my dream is to become a famous .UA-camr) thanks.
It'll happen. Just be patient.
No pls post relevent comments with a sensible name. And then I'll sub
2:10 Blagging is a slang term for getting someone else's personal information without his/her consent - Originated in Britan.
Please make more of these, they are great
"On her 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his"