Fun fact: There is a japanese only yakuza spinoff that has 2 games it takes place in two ancient japan eras One takes place in l605 The sequel takes place in 1867. I don't know if it's said if it's canon that the characters are related or not
*Guy at Door:* "Excuse me, sir. Are you almost done in there?" *Kiryu:* "...Y-yes." *Front Desk Manager:* "Okay, good. We have other customers waiting." *Kiryu:* "O-okay...You're still the guy I met at the front desk, right?" *Front Desk Manager:* "Eh?...Whatever. Weirdo." *Kiryu:* _sighs in relief_ *Majima climbs out of the TV:* _"KIRYU-CHAN!"_
"Stayin' so calm after a surprise attack... That's the Kiriko-chan I know!" "I thought you were just going to be watching me? You don't even have a good reason for attacking me out of nowhere like that."
I'm kinda surprised Majima doesn't follow Kiryu into the video booth. I mean he invaded a photo booth and photobombed before. Majima ain't shy about getting into Kiryu's personal space.
Majima respects a man’s privacy, not his personal space. He’s not gonna sneak up on the man while he’s in the middle of a jerk session. He has more class then that. He knows how awkward it can be to be watching a skin flick in the same room as another man from experience. He doesn’t want to repeat that.
@@ryanhernandez1877its the one with the Gandhara video store clerk where he has trouble “rising to the occasion” due to the built up immunity of seeing every video. So he asks majima to find a legendary video that is supposed to “revive the dead” so to speak hehe…and he is pretty much forced to watch the video together with the clerk. Kiryu actually has a substory too where he had to help a boy who frequents the video store find the girl in his favorite video…they end up watching the video together in the booth to so he can see how she looks like.
THE AFTERMATH OF THE YAKUZA SERIES: Kiryu is senile, retired, and diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia and PTSD because he's mortified that a crazy man with an eyepatch and a bat will randomly appear and kill him.
"I don't know why, but seeing this poor girl being chased around by a baseball-bat wielding one-eyed crackhead brings up some rather... *unpleasant memories..."*
I know if I was Kiryu and I just saw a horror movie that has a killer who reminds me a little too much of Majima, I would be worried about Majima hiding nearby if I hadn't already seen Majima lately.
So before 1, but after 0, goro marry a women and becomes a actor for a while, which means it might be majima on the tape. Also his wife was pregnant but had a abortion, and majima slapped her and divorced her.
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The way he turns around, I bet he’s expecting Majima
He was like "oh please not again" 😭😂
@Goobert STOPPPP LMAOAAAA
Majima better be T Posing outside that Door like a freaking Alternate.
Kiryu: [ ! ]
Wouldn’t you?😹
We can't prove that WASN'T Majima
Or that it wasn't comicioned by him.
@@franconunez925 Or one of the... numerous people he's beaten the shit out of with a baseball bat.
"majima killed a person"
Well theres a chance his vocal cords went off course in a fight
@@yacinekunplays5876 he would never
The way he jumps when they knock to let him know time's up makes me sure he was expecting Majima to show up.
now add a muffled "KIRYU-CHAN!" in the background and this'll be complete
OOOH that is actually an awesome idea xD
*funk goes on starts playing*
FOUND YOOOUUUU KIRYU-CHAN!!!
Aditionally Majima Everywhere EXP meter goes up
RGG missed the opportunity with this
Clearly the similarity is the eyepatch, not the murder.
And the baseball bat.
@@brandenhauser1635 no because majima likes baseball, and his slugger style from yakuza 0, also used for majima everywhere in yakuza kiwami 1
@@frootloop3568 ...so Brandon is still correct
@@frootloop3568 that's what he said?
Not the murder, but the fact he murders with a *baseball bat*
Poor Kiryu has PTSD from kiwami
More like PTMD-- post traumatic Majima disorder
The way he jumps and turns to his back at the end like he's expecting Majima to burst inside the room has me dying lol
Poor Kiryu, he's traumatized.
Ah yes Kiriko chan, Kiryu's great great great grandmother.
But she's dead before giving birth to his great great Grandmother.
@@MariusBoss11458 nah it's kiryu in an alternate universe
@@unusualpizza the universe where kiryu can hit women
Or she is from a universe where kiryu is a girl
Basically genderbend
Fun fact: There is a japanese only yakuza spinoff that has 2 games it takes place in two ancient japan eras One takes place in l605
The sequel takes place in 1867.
I don't know if it's said if it's canon that the characters are related or not
*Guy at Door:* "Excuse me, sir. Are you almost done in there?"
*Kiryu:* "...Y-yes."
*Front Desk Manager:* "Okay, good. We have other customers waiting."
*Kiryu:* "O-okay...You're still the guy I met at the front desk, right?"
*Front Desk Manager:* "Eh?...Whatever. Weirdo."
*Kiryu:* _sighs in relief_
*Majima climbs out of the TV:* _"KIRYU-CHAN!"_
Gotta crawl out like Sadako he watched the Cursed Genderbend timeline in video form.
@@nikorasukunisada266 ayo....
@@ilimuninati4929 My Stance hasn't changed XP Yakuza Devs like doing random crap like that.
@@nikorasukunisada266 true tho
@@nikorasukunisada266 nah, since this SEGA, I'm half expecting a persona 4 reference
Kiryu turning around definitely goes "Did i hear a laugh?"
Fun fact, "ko" is often used at the end of girls' names in Japanese. So Kiriko is literally like, the female version Kiryu's name lol
_KIRIKO-CHAN!!!_
_”Damn. It’s Goromi-san again. Better get ready for a fight when I head out there.“_
*Rule 63*
@@scarymeunster9095 "damnit, it's officer goromi"
"Urgh... Kiri.. ko... chan..."
"Oi, Goromi-san! Snap out of it!"
"Stayin' so calm after a surprise attack... That's the Kiriko-chan I know!"
"I thought you were just going to be watching me? You don't even have a good reason for attacking me out of nowhere like that."
Would Haruka be a boy then?
Kiryu was probably thinking "Why didn't she fight back? She could totally take him, especially if he pops out of a trash can."
Or a manhole cover
"Just grab the bike"
Like all the people yelling at horror movie protagonists, bahahaha
I'm kinda surprised Majima doesn't follow Kiryu into the video booth. I mean he invaded a photo booth and photobombed before. Majima ain't shy about getting into Kiryu's personal space.
He should have been there from the start 😈
Majima respects a man’s privacy, not his personal space. He’s not gonna sneak up on the man while he’s in the middle of a jerk session. He has more class then that. He knows how awkward it can be to be watching a skin flick in the same room as another man from experience. He doesn’t want to repeat that.
@@Weirdgirl213 Okay which Yakuza 0 substory
@@ryanhernandez1877its the one with the Gandhara video store clerk where he has trouble “rising to the occasion” due to the built up immunity of seeing every video. So he asks majima to find a legendary video that is supposed to “revive the dead” so to speak hehe…and he is pretty much forced to watch the video together with the clerk. Kiryu actually has a substory too where he had to help a boy who frequents the video store find the girl in his favorite video…they end up watching the video together in the booth to so he can see how she looks like.
idk why this was reccomended to me but im not disappointed
Same lol!
Me too epic
Man that end gets me everytime.
The ending just makes it seem like a potential Majima Everywhere encounter
Every time I hear “Kiriko-chan!” I tense up because I expect Majima to bust open the door and say
“KIRYU-CHAN!!!”
That jump in the end. First time I ever seen Kiryu startled. Poor guy.
Kyriu handles a PTSD flashback with no emotions shown, as expected.
Kiryu now suffers from PMSD, Post majima stress disorder!
Kiryu: God I wish that were me
Majima: *!*
Kiryu: I changed my mind! Go back, go back!
I’m pretty sure that isn’t Majima’s VA in the audio clip, which means that guy is doing a really good job at imitating him
He kinda sounds more like nishitani to me (which is perfect) lmao
Its probably just the kansai dialect which makes it sound so simillar
0:55
*[MAJIMA KENSETSU CEO]*
*[MAJIMA GORO]*
Kiryu be like: >:ı
Also in those "not for kids" videos as "Hunt for Bunny-chan" are gold xd
THE AFTERMATH OF THE YAKUZA SERIES: Kiryu is senile, retired, and diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia and PTSD because he's mortified that a crazy man with an eyepatch and a bat will randomly appear and kill him.
"Kiryu-chan!"
The end is perfect
Someone legit saw Kiryu being chased by majima and went "this gives me the perfect horror flim idea!"
Yakuza revelation real
Kiriko-chan has a rather stylish goatee for a highschool girl.
And drip too
Kiryu chan! Knock knock!!!
no not again
he's expecting majima from behind, but he's NOT expecting majima from the fucking TV
I've been looking for this for a while thank you!
I Bet Majima was hiding in the TV
Damn Majima's rising up in the world, having an acting career
KIRYU-CHAN I FOUND YOU
*knock on door*
kiryu: oh no, not again
Dontcha know that I’m always watchin' you, Kiryu-chan? You dirty boy!
"I don't know why, but seeing this poor girl being chased around by a baseball-bat wielding one-eyed crackhead brings up some rather... *unpleasant memories..."*
0:56
*the majima alarm goes off*
KIRYU-CHAN!
*Funk goes on plays*
What would have been cool is to have majima slowly appear behind kiryu
Kiryu started having nam flashbacks with that one
Majima probably knocked on the door at the end
God, I really wish they ended with Majima stepping inside with a "Whatcha watching Kiryu-chan?" And then you had to fight.
I want to play the version of Yakuza with Kiriko as the dragon of dojima
obviously this movie is made by Majima production
majima production, majima construction, are there any other majima businesses i should know about?!
Kiriko, Kiryu, I can't see the differences. 😉
Hehe, couldn’t be me right?
I think that ending is the only time we see Kiryu genuinely scared/spooked
Old man watch tv
So this was the movie majima was talking about
i just love how good that jump was
it would have been complete when the TV yelled Kiryu Chan and Majima was waiting outside the booth 😂
Man with eyepatch seem kind of sus yeah ? Also to close to home what surprise
"Kiryu chan time for co-op mode"
now if only majima could watch this movie and have the same realization.
I jumped when I heard the knock at the door.
I wonder where Majima canonically got that bat tho. Either out his ass or he picked it up by Dragon & Tiger
I'd say definitely out of his ass 😂
Did kiryu just watch a snuff film
What we hear: door knock
What Kiryu hears: Kiryu-chan!
It would amazing to get a spin off series based off of this. 🤣
KIIIIRYU CHAN
i love that tape
[ ! ]
NYEH-HEH HEH HEH!!!
Nyo ho ho!
0:55
he thought abruptly that the movie he saw and the coincidence he thought about was not accidental
I know if I was Kiryu and I just saw a horror movie that has a killer who reminds me a little too much of Majima, I would be worried about Majima hiding nearby if I hadn't already seen Majima lately.
like how your grandpa had vietnam flashbacks
FOUND YOUUU KIRYU-CHAN!!!
i search asmr and i found this video
wtf
LOL WHY 😂😂😂
Would have been funny if you leave and Majima was behind the counter
At least it doesn’t bother him much
"That hits a little too close to home..."
Damm right it's
Did Majima scare you halfway through writing this comment and make you accidentally post it?
Yes
I mean no
@@P9roll thank you for clearing that up
I wonder what Kiriko-chan looks like.
Probably like makoto makimura
very well!
What is he doing?
Questionable
This video on 15 fps
nah it's on 16
🤣🤣🤣🤣
So before 1, but after 0, goro marry a women and becomes a actor for a while, which means it might be majima on the tape.
Also his wife was pregnant but had a abortion, and majima slapped her and divorced her.
majima actually created the movie just for kiryu
dont worry this is yakuza kiwami 2