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  • Опубліковано 18 лис 2024

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  • @DiplexHeated
    @DiplexHeated  7 років тому +136

    Bruv its I-L-E land, not Island.

    • @sanderchristensen4108
      @sanderchristensen4108 7 років тому +4

      DiplexHeated when Swedish people try to write English XD

    • @andrewsmith3918
      @andrewsmith3918 7 років тому +12

      As a history teacher, your videos are literally my favorite. So fun to see the different eras come to life.

    • @Surv1ve_Thrive
      @Surv1ve_Thrive 7 років тому +1

      Lol @ bruv

    • @Adam_keyss
      @Adam_keyss 7 років тому +6

      The ting go skrrrrt

    • @jamessaintruth8647
      @jamessaintruth8647 7 років тому +7

      Duplex here's an idea, remember those giant ships like the Yamamoto, you could have an assault by some marines to take like a battleship and you could be fighting on the decks and in the corridors, it would be awesome

  • @ianhitchcock1019
    @ianhitchcock1019 7 років тому +79

    "What the fuck... perhaps he had to take a shit..."

  • @JohnSmith-kn5xx
    @JohnSmith-kn5xx 7 років тому +18

    7:43 Dmitry,I can fly!

  • @privatesherman6612
    @privatesherman6612 7 років тому +44

    Honestly thought he misspelled Ireland

  • @bendavidson9584
    @bendavidson9584 7 років тому +21

    6:18 when you bust

  • @The_Lurker
    @The_Lurker 7 років тому +32

    Nice ending 👍really enjoyed it / can you do an Alamo simulation?

  • @Theseus77
    @Theseus77 7 років тому +16

    You should do some present vs past stuff and it could be like a campaign "we have discovered time travel and only one country knows about it ( Russia Germany or any take your pick) and they decide to try and take over the past. Like if you would like to see this come to life 😀

  • @arniegaming4861
    @arniegaming4861 7 років тому +8

    that stuka at the end!! xD

  • @willidesi
    @willidesi 7 років тому +6

    *unit falls in water*
    Diplex: I WILL FUCKING DIVE BOMB YOU

  • @mitchellmccoy5730
    @mitchellmccoy5730 7 років тому +34

    *2005, Mexican Immigrants Crossing the American Border* *Colorized*

  • @elijahleverich5121
    @elijahleverich5121 7 років тому +9

    Diplex put a cannon on da BREEDGE

  • @svampkin
    @svampkin 7 років тому +3

    Would love to see a Great Northern War scenario.

  • @jackhatfield3845
    @jackhatfield3845 7 років тому +3

    when diplex started to get mad! wow boys! that was epic! I loved it!!!:D

  • @Dwarfskindabetter
    @Dwarfskindabetter 7 років тому

    I feel Diplex has gotten more and more crazy with ever new video, I love it.

  • @FiniteCarbonBasedLifeform
    @FiniteCarbonBasedLifeform 7 років тому +1

    6:00 I'm relatively sure the steering ore is supposed to be at the rear of the boat... and that they were placed backwards

  • @sirbenjamaicad.6472
    @sirbenjamaicad.6472 7 років тому

    bruh that Ramirez reference is lit! didnt think you were into that

  • @jrobbins707
    @jrobbins707 7 років тому

    That was great! Thanks for mixing it up a little.

  • @falconman1045
    @falconman1045 7 років тому

    this is one of your most funniest vids of all time

  • @stormdrake1011
    @stormdrake1011 6 років тому

    I like this because it is quick easy and FUN!

  • @senhorgustav2554
    @senhorgustav2554 7 років тому +5

    1812 army vs WW1 army

  • @unshakensalsa6220
    @unshakensalsa6220 7 років тому

    Yeah man im not the most educated on boats but i even knew those boats werent facing the right direction.

  • @feathers1945
    @feathers1945 6 років тому

    You should make few battles of WWII soldiers against ~1800's soldiers, who would have much higher numbers, I'd love to see that

  • @Blaze_Razgriz501st
    @Blaze_Razgriz501st 7 років тому +4

    OMG....please do a German platoon or Company is transported back in time to the War of 1812, and they have to defend a fort/ hill from a regiment of 1812 Russian troops....could be really cool...like an ultimate what if scenario...or do either WW2 Germans or WW1

    • @Blaze_Razgriz501st
      @Blaze_Razgriz501st 7 років тому

      ????

    • @Martin-dy7rn
      @Martin-dy7rn 6 років тому

      well if they have supplies they can take on the whole army since like better guns n stuff

  • @tamasmarcuis4455
    @tamasmarcuis4455 6 років тому +1

    The boats are going in reverse. The steering oar is at the back.

  • @triumphovertragedy7860
    @triumphovertragedy7860 7 років тому

    Oh I’m totally subbing, the freak out is great

  • @dsbmike3037
    @dsbmike3037 7 років тому +6

    Mans not hot! babes, I said mans not hot!

  • @ryanjapan3113
    @ryanjapan3113 7 років тому

    Diplex YOU ARE AWESOME

  • @saibow
    @saibow 7 років тому +1

    Yo, Big Shaq, the one and only
    Man's not hot, never hot
    Skrrat, skidi-kat-kat
    Boom
    [Verse 1]
    Two plus two is four, minus one that's three, quick maths
    Everyday man's on the block, smoke trees
    See your girl in the park, that girl is a uckers
    When the ting went quack-quack-quack, you man were ducking (you man ducked)
    Hold tight, Asnee (my brudda), he's got the pumpy (big ting)
    Hold tight, my man (my guy), he's got the frisbee
    I trap, trap, trap on the phone, movin' that cornflakes
    Rice Krispies, hold tight my girl Whitney (my G)
    On the road doin' ten toes, like my toes (like my toes)
    You man thought I froze, I see a peng girl, then I pose (chilin')
    If she ain't on it, I ghost, hah, look at your nose (check your nose, fam)
    You donut, nose long like garden hose
    [Chorus]
    I tell her man's not hot, I tell her man's not hot
    The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"
    I said, "Babes, man's not hot" (never hot)
    I tell her man's not hot (never hot)
    I tell her man's not hot (never hot)
    The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"
    I said, "Babes, man's not hot" (never hot)
    [Verse 2]
    Hop out the four-door with the .44, it was one, two, three and four (us man)
    Chillin' in the corridor (yo), your dad is forty-four
    And he's still callin' man for a draw (look at him), let him know
    When I see him, I'm gonna spin his jaw (finished)
    Take man's Twix by force (take it), send man shop by force (send him)
    Your girl knows I've got the sauce (flexin'), no ketchup (none)
    Just sauce (saucy), raw sauce
    Ah, yo, boom, ah
    [Bridge]
    The ting goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka
    Skibiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom
    Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun
    Poom, poom, you dun know
    [Chorus]
    I tell her man's not hot (man's not), I tell her man's not hot (never hot)
    The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"
    I said, "Babes, man's not hot" (never hot)
    I tell her man's not hot
    I tell her man's not hot (never hot)
    The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"
    I said, "Babes, man's not hot"
    [Interlude]
    Man can never be hot (never hot), perspiration ting (spray dat)
    Lynx Effect (come on), you didn't hear me did you? (nah)
    Use roll-on (use that), or spray
    But either way, A-B-C-D (alphabet ting)
    [Bridge]
    The ting goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka
    Skibiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom
    Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun
    Poom, poom, you dun know
    [Outro]
    Big Shaq, man's not hot
    I tell her man's not hot (never hot)
    40 degrees and man's not hot (come on)
    Yo, in the sauna, man's not hot (never hot)
    Yeah, skidika-pap-pap

  • @destrolliex7287
    @destrolliex7287 7 років тому +33

    ILELAND ILELAND ILELAND ILELAND ILELAND ILELAND ILELAND ILELAND ILELAND ILELAND

  • @Legatus-zq2ex
    @Legatus-zq2ex 7 років тому +6

    WORLD WAR 2 VS NAPOLEONIC WARS

    • @Blaze_Razgriz501st
      @Blaze_Razgriz501st 7 років тому

      YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!! I had the same idea...or to make it slightly more fair, WW1, or Make it Early war tech, like little to no Submachine guns

  • @Its_shiki_time4876
    @Its_shiki_time4876 7 років тому

    Bruh you legit stuka bombed them😂😂

  • @MrChad_13
    @MrChad_13 7 років тому

    I love castles!!! send more videos of castles

  • @wyattdeerman5591
    @wyattdeerman5591 7 років тому

    Diplex I love your videos all of them really there isnt many I havent liked this is I think my first comment ever ive been watchig your videos for about a year now and love the fact that you dont edit out parts of the actual battle cause it doesnt leave you guessing like this video does I am not trying to be offensive In any way I am just giving my opinion I like the longer unedited battles more because I am a huge history buff and it adds a very historical aspect to your videos as well as your intros I love them to so keep up the good work and great entertainment dont let anybody get you down on yourself your an awesome gamer and youtuber even if the video has parts edited out or not I will still watch your content because it is awesome content and I love it

    • @Blaze_Razgriz501st
      @Blaze_Razgriz501st 7 років тому

      its born in the fire....alot of the stuff he prob edited out was like 2 mins of guys reloading and not shooting, or AI just derping around

  • @liamoo7t035
    @liamoo7t035 7 років тому

    great vid diplex well done love your vids

  • @Microsoftman
    @Microsoftman 7 років тому +8

    Is this Diplex when he's on Adderall? If so, do not stop.

  • @prestngarvey9233
    @prestngarvey9233 7 років тому

    That's the sort of angry noise I make too 😂

  • @triumphovertragedy7860
    @triumphovertragedy7860 7 років тому +1

    LMAO!!! Wtf. Look at this guy.... perhaps he had to take a shit!! Funny stuff. Had to go back a couple times

  • @IvGorin
    @IvGorin 7 років тому

    Best Russian pronunciation ever! :)

  • @pandaonthecontroller1400
    @pandaonthecontroller1400 7 років тому +7

    You raged as fuck bro u good

    • @jormungandr-tyr926
      @jormungandr-tyr926 7 років тому +1

      fuck, he made me petrified. I’ve followed Diplex for years, never seen this dude so angry.
      but shit, it was funny af, look at dude getting angry at some boats lmao don’t fuck with my homie diplex

  • @andalope9443
    @andalope9443 7 років тому

    Cant believe you actually called in a stuka lol

  • @jeambeam3173
    @jeambeam3173 7 років тому

    Should do some battles from the Tet Offensive like the battle of Khe Sahn or some city battles

  • @alphawolffestudios1169
    @alphawolffestudios1169 7 років тому

    Xd that JU 87 at the end lol 😂😂😂😂

  • @Kshpew
    @Kshpew 7 років тому +14

    ILELAND FOR EVER !

  • @Raryrary
    @Raryrary 7 років тому

    That ending is really cool, can you do it more often in any 1800s battle?

  • @liamkwaak584
    @liamkwaak584 3 роки тому

    diplex whered u go bro, I miss these kinda vids maaaaang

  • @jinonicolas4888
    @jinonicolas4888 7 років тому

    Time to get some snacks!

  • @ShogunAkeno
    @ShogunAkeno 7 років тому

    nice war

  • @traceyfarrer51
    @traceyfarrer51 7 років тому

    haven't laughed this hard in awhile ahaha thanks Diplex

  • @BlibysPlantSpace
    @BlibysPlantSpace 7 років тому

    DIPLEX THE BOATS WERE GOING BACKWARDS

  • @ZePoopMan
    @ZePoopMan 7 років тому

    The long boats are facing the wrong way

  • @tom051
    @tom051 6 років тому

    You should do more battles with aircraft it would be awesome if you would any great video

  • @Nautilli
    @Nautilli 7 років тому

    Loved the video man! Outro song? Appreciate it!

  • @molihua354
    @molihua354 7 років тому

    This was too funny.

  • @jadyv4980
    @jadyv4980 7 років тому

    The boats omfg XD

  • @Sielu
    @Sielu 7 років тому

    Please make a tutorial on how to make them walk in a straight line. Everytime I put a waypoint they clutter together

  • @Kelvyn_P
    @Kelvyn_P 7 років тому

    That ending haha!

  • @bungodrums9176
    @bungodrums9176 5 років тому +1

    I know this video is old by now, but those rowboats are backwards

  • @MrBrandon9653
    @MrBrandon9653 7 років тому

    Great video. You got me laughing.

  • @SleepingForestGaming
    @SleepingForestGaming 7 років тому

    6:15 idk why i found this part so funny XDDD

  • @george7169
    @george7169 7 років тому

    Chill bro

  • @mitchellmccoy5730
    @mitchellmccoy5730 7 років тому +2

    Hi!

  • @aidanjohnson4637
    @aidanjohnson4637 7 років тому

    Could you do the Volga, please? Also, good shit man

  • @501darth
    @501darth 7 років тому

    I had to google "Ileland" to see if you did type it right and there was just a fortress somewhere named Ileland.

  • @JonatasMonte
    @JonatasMonte 7 років тому

    Why wall a fort in a cliff island if all you need is either a destructible or a drawbridge?

  • @soildeath3568
    @soildeath3568 7 років тому

    perfect ending lol

  • @jakobhawkins77
    @jakobhawkins77 7 років тому

    Could you try and do another fortress battle? But with Star Wars or this mod? I loved the WW2 series, that was lit af

  • @teea7074
    @teea7074 7 років тому

    Хмхмхмхмх.... выглядит красиво)

  • @hankthetank03
    @hankthetank03 7 років тому

    What is the button in as2 to hide the ui I cant for the life of me figure it out

  • @UltimaSigmarAlonso
    @UltimaSigmarAlonso 7 років тому

    Epic

  • @PKIllinoisFIN
    @PKIllinoisFIN 7 років тому

    U forgot to place Gatling gun at gate ^^

  • @tsd712000
    @tsd712000 7 років тому

    Best video ever 😂😂😂😂

  • @jarrodlifts21
    @jarrodlifts21 6 років тому

    I can see why thesectroops are retreating i would not want to be a soldier fighting on a bridge with just a musket. Lile if you agree

  • @thehistoricaldoggo1587
    @thehistoricaldoggo1587 6 років тому

    how did he get spawn the stuka?

  • @samhooley1915
    @samhooley1915 7 років тому

    island. That's all I have to say.

  • @sinhson3851
    @sinhson3851 7 років тому

    you rage!

  • @vcustodio24
    @vcustodio24 6 років тому

    Canadian vs Canadian 🤘

  • @freestateproductions1790
    @freestateproductions1790 7 років тому

    It's just a game no need to get mad bye the way subscribed

  • @owen0617
    @owen0617 7 років тому +2

    is land records.

  • @santiagoparrav9033
    @santiagoparrav9033 7 років тому +1

    Please do battle of Waterloo

  • @davidhovrud930
    @davidhovrud930 7 років тому

    Link to map download?

  • @usernamesunknown2197
    @usernamesunknown2197 7 років тому

    HEY THERE BOYS!

  • @Gabe-tv9ig
    @Gabe-tv9ig 7 років тому +1

    100th like
    FOR ILELAND

  • @thehowlinggamer5784
    @thehowlinggamer5784 6 років тому

    Laughing so hard my nose is bleeding!🤣🤭

  • @thatbuzzkill3897
    @thatbuzzkill3897 7 років тому

    Yes

  • @theamazingbacon532
    @theamazingbacon532 7 років тому

    Didn’t know it was ileland and not ireland 😂😂

  • @trim406
    @trim406 5 років тому

    whats the end song tho?

  • @ervaldastartes3869
    @ervaldastartes3869 6 років тому

    Солдаты! За родину! За царя! За отечество! Урааа! Огонь! В штыковую! Смерть врагам! С нами Бог!
    Soldati! Za rodiny! Za zarja! Za otechestvo! Uraaa! Ogon'! V shtikovyu! Smert' vragam! S nami boh!

  • @redokadaster4638
    @redokadaster4638 7 років тому

    URRRRAAAA!!!!

  • @neurofiedyamato8763
    @neurofiedyamato8763 7 років тому

    whats with all the cuts?

  • @hussainghonem7282
    @hussainghonem7282 6 років тому

    How to make reinforcements come at different times

  • @heartdoc6398
    @heartdoc6398 7 років тому

    Can you make like a French revolution situation with the new update if you know what I mean cuz if you can that be pretty cool

  • @dwarvenostrich3678
    @dwarvenostrich3678 7 років тому

    I think diplex's lost it.

  • @VictorianTimeTraveler
    @VictorianTimeTraveler 7 років тому

    drunk solders, when your commanding Russians you just have to work with it :)

  • @iyihitapetmeli7535
    @iyihitapetmeli7535 6 років тому

    name of the map bro ?

  • @rotor7475
    @rotor7475 7 років тому

    2+2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3 quick maths

  • @wackme2714
    @wackme2714 7 років тому

    Viva la France means long live France

  • @azimachilov3698
    @azimachilov3698 6 років тому

    Nicee

  • @joelfransson7885
    @joelfransson7885 7 років тому

    Whats this game called

  • @thehowlinggamer5784
    @thehowlinggamer5784 6 років тому

    8:55 LMAO!

  • @duceawj5009
    @duceawj5009 7 років тому

    ILELAND ILELAND ILELAND ILELAND