ArmA II AI vs Cow

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  • Опубліковано 7 вер 2024
  • ArmA II bots seem to have a hard time shooting cows, nearly resulting in a casualty :)

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  • @BigFreakingCacodemon
    @BigFreakingCacodemon 11 років тому +116

    Cow used some pretty clever tactics, causing one Marine to injure another. Well played cow, well played.

  • @Littleman_1
    @Littleman_1 8 місяців тому +80

    I can't believe I got reccomended an Arma 2 vid in 2024
    So much nostalgia.

  • @qhlpp
    @qhlpp 14 років тому +42

    the bulletproof cow is hilarious, but the friendly fire pretty much made me laugh to death

  • @MasterHonorius
    @MasterHonorius 14 років тому +29

    Results of the engagement -
    1x Enemy Tango Cow KIA
    1x Wounded Allied soldier
    Outcome - One pissed farmer.

  • @generalgoran
    @generalgoran  15 років тому +22

    The AI is pretty good, this is the unpatched 1.0 release.
    Also note that the cow only needs a few rounds to die but the AI mustve bugged and missed almost every shot

    • @TrampSirius
      @TrampSirius 8 місяців тому +3

      Its okay

    • @axeldenvon
      @axeldenvon 7 місяців тому +4

      ​@@TrampSiriusyea..

    • @FlavourFR
      @FlavourFR 7 місяців тому +2

      yeah cant wait for the 1.0

  • @1888Jackson
    @1888Jackson 14 років тому +17

    lmao it's funny how they actually manage to hit it after he says "Cease Fire"

  • @SuperSb129
    @SuperSb129 13 років тому +5

    I like how it took most of them 2 clips to take the cow down from almost point blank range.

  • @user747747
    @user747747 14 років тому +3

    That cow almost waddled away. See how it headed for cover.

  • @AlexSaysHi2013
    @AlexSaysHi2013 13 років тому +6

    reminds me of story my brother told me. He was on drill for the marines, which they have every couple or weeks or so for reserve guys, and they were doing a patrol in the f'in forests of Tennessee, a fucking hog comes out of nowhere and charges, 4 marines let 120 5.56 rounds into this beast and it didn't fucking die, literally saw chunks coming off of it and it finally died after they were all about half way through their second mags...this shit actually happened, so video's rather accurate...

  • @nick_1312
    @nick_1312 15 років тому +6

    Brilliant maneuvers on the cow's part. If this game was realistic, though, he would have beaten them all.

  • @zeljkothegreekserb
    @zeljkothegreekserb 13 років тому +3

    I seriously thought that the cow was going to get in the car and drive over the soldiers...damn...

  • @lilrobb556
    @lilrobb556 13 років тому +1

    @MasterHonorius That wounded allied soldier was because he tried to eat the cow and it had "MAD COW DISEASE"

  • @whotheman53
    @whotheman53 15 років тому

    Lol the cow was eating the grass then when they opened fire he just walked away like... " Dicks... "

  • @blackmesa27
    @blackmesa27 7 місяців тому +1

    algorith hittin in again, to remind me of a kinder past

  • @Sadows12
    @Sadows12 15 років тому

    Lawlz cow was like "Fuck you guys I'm going home!..."

  • @zerozero335
    @zerozero335 7 місяців тому +1

    Bro why did I get this recommended to me

  • @iLegch
    @iLegch Місяць тому

    I guess it was a heartstroke with that accuracy

  • @kalokohandude
    @kalokohandude 13 років тому

    the cow was like " woah! what the fuck are you guys doing?!" =))

  • @BTBAS11
    @BTBAS11 14 років тому

    this makes the "Every marine a rifle man" motto look bad lol

  • @th3flyboy
    @th3flyboy 15 років тому

    That cow had it coming... It wasn't letting them eat it...

  • @EnterpriseKnight
    @EnterpriseKnight 13 років тому

    Cow: OK OK I'LL MOVE JUST CHILL OUT BOY-dies

  • @tomaka121
    @tomaka121 14 років тому

    post-chernobyl cow with bulletproof skin...

  • @Zerion
    @Zerion 15 років тому

    I think one of the soldiers hit another one, so someone called cease fire

  • @vikocho123
    @vikocho123 14 років тому

    lol imagine the cow says "cease fire goddamnit!"

  • @Klovaneer
    @Klovaneer 15 років тому

    M16 and deriatives are the only rifles in the world that has jam as a state situation.

  • @Wafftop
    @Wafftop 13 років тому

    thats how ronald mc donald gets your Big Mac

  • @Tophermen
    @Tophermen 14 років тому

    Them boys need to go back onto the range and have them earn their Rifleman Marksmanship badge again.

  • @laurencec09
    @laurencec09 13 років тому

    And that's how they make the food from mcdonald's kids.

  • @Ekcyboo
    @Ekcyboo 14 років тому

    Welcome to "Making hamburgers in the field 101".

  • @kingplutoxiao1
    @kingplutoxiao1 13 років тому

    Kids this happens when you dont eat more chicken.

  • @TomMichaels7
    @TomMichaels7 15 років тому

    Yeah, that was the end game Boss. I just hate it when devs do that.

  • @VladBlok28
    @VladBlok28 14 років тому

    someone's having beef for dinner

  • @DennisK41
    @DennisK41 15 років тому

    Ha Ha, love the "ceasefire goddamit!" and the way the cow just kind of wanders off because those annoying soldiers are shooting at it!

  • @pedal2th3metal
    @pedal2th3metal 15 років тому

    LOL, wtf!
    it takes them over 200 rounds, and costs them a friendly soldier, to take down 1 COW!
    Hooray for advanced Ai Tech.

  • @jake66664
    @jake66664 14 років тому

    At least now I know why the meat was so tough on that one hamburger I ate

  • @MrThekillpoint
    @MrThekillpoint 13 років тому

    Vegan said "Cease Fire Godamnit!"

  • @boen747
    @boen747 15 років тому

    the cow was unable to take damage, it wasnt because they were missing.

  • @LukasMen
    @LukasMen 13 років тому

    their first clip must have had inaccurate ammunition!!...until they reloaded... RIP 6.7.10

  • @QAnswer
    @QAnswer 15 років тому

    Reminds me the cow scene in "Me, Myself, and Irene." lol

  • @samu350
    @samu350 14 років тому

    "keep firing god dammit!" xD

  • @generalgoran
    @generalgoran  15 років тому

    He says cease fire because one of his mates shoot him in the arm or so

  • @wojak100
    @wojak100 13 років тому

    In ArmA 2, Cow kills you.

  • @TheMRhappy97
    @TheMRhappy97 14 років тому

    Gonna have a hard time eating that .
    Soldier : yum lead
    Another soldier: sir should we have taken the bullets out before we cooked it
    Commander: nonsense soldier it would take to long and besides lead poisoning puts hairs Your chest

  • @bigobrother123
    @bigobrother123 14 років тому

    lol thats like the animals from far cry who just run into a standing car

  • @nirsi19
    @nirsi19 13 років тому

    that cow is like: "Guys, WTF!"

  • @zowlyfon
    @zowlyfon 14 років тому

    Heard of Balls of Steel? Now look at Cow of Steel

  • @MarkHoltze
    @MarkHoltze 15 років тому

    he almost got out of there, they missed him after the first 120 shots ;)

  • @generalgoran
    @generalgoran  15 років тому

    I had been looking forward to that ever since the game was announced to have ambient animals

  • @elboydo
    @elboydo 15 років тому

    i could only think of tropic thunder when i saw this....

  • @EmperorOfMars
    @EmperorOfMars 14 років тому

    Must of been storm troopers

  • @Dragofa15
    @Dragofa15 15 років тому

    almost like the movie with Jim Carrey playing as a cop with 2 personalityes and try to kill the cow XD

  • @temnymnich
    @temnymnich 15 років тому

    that cow seems to be bulletproof or the ai is drunk...

  • @SirDorius
    @SirDorius 15 років тому

    It looks as though the cow survived the 4-5 clips unloaded into it but died when it bumped head on into the car by running away

  • @Soviet20
    @Soviet20 14 років тому

    @dilibau And the expression "CEASE FIRE GODDAMNIT!" as one of the guys get's friendly fired in the back with oh let's say almost half a clip of an M-16 rifle is the understatement of the year. ...XD

  • @leksuli
    @leksuli 14 років тому

    for the first few seconds i was like: that cow is chuck norris transformed in to a cow.
    after that; no it isn't

  • @riveraluciano
    @riveraluciano 14 років тому

    -i think its dead sir
    -KEEP FIRING!!!!
    hahaha great video

  • @Toobiejas
    @Toobiejas 14 років тому

    Cow: FRIENDLY FIRE! FRIENDLFIRE! lmaoo

  • @Hex72
    @Hex72 15 років тому

    Or that cow just has MASSIVE HP

  • @brummii
    @brummii 15 років тому

    "OH NO.... 3... IS DOWN!"

  • @generalgoran
    @generalgoran  15 років тому

    Isnt demanding and a lack of optimization essentially the same thing?
    To optimize something, you introduce faster algorithms to complete a task and so forth.
    So if something is demanding, then whatever algorithms in place is not sufficient. Thus, more optimizing leads to less demanding software.

  • @xXBosnianSniperXx
    @xXBosnianSniperXx 15 років тому

    You should have next to no problem running this from what I've seen.

  • @f38stingray
    @f38stingray 15 років тому

    RAM is different from graphics cards. RAM is used for storing short-term use memory in a computer, and a graphics card stores and processes graphics information.
    1 GB RAM is okay, but not very good for gaming. But 1 GB graphics card is fantastic. It depends on which one you mean.

  • @AlexSaysHi2013
    @AlexSaysHi2013 13 років тому

    @TheHDCrafter meh, 5.56 does it's job against people, but I get your point with 7.62, just a lot more power behind it. Kinda like how the US is FINALLY changing back over from the 9mm Beretta to a 45., or at least something comparable to it. I think they are still running the trials for it, but I think we'll go with the Sig, that's just me...

  • @lostinseganet
    @lostinseganet 15 років тому

    that cow had mooo luck during the first clip of rounds

  • @herc132
    @herc132 14 років тому

    That cattle racher Is gonna be TICKED!

  • @smithpwn
    @smithpwn 14 років тому

    i think they missed and someone found a lucky shot

  • @goryan012
    @goryan012 13 років тому

    It took me 5 mins to buffer this video. After that, I raged at my wireless router

  • @andysim232
    @andysim232 12 років тому

    its the Matrix cow!!! he just does not need to dodge bullets, just slow down time a bit.

  • @DrunkTr33
    @DrunkTr33 14 років тому

    Wow now lets see how they hold up against a human with a gun.

  • @planetary109
    @planetary109 13 років тому

    Wow, they were at point blank range and most of their rounds didn't even hit!

  • @georgeorwelI
    @georgeorwelI 15 років тому

    it's got bullet proof leather obviously

  • @steel54321
    @steel54321 13 років тому

    if that cow had it gun it might have won

  • @goldendisc
    @goldendisc 15 років тому

    Lol Cow had better AI "Best take cover behind the humvee!"

  • @1pitydafoo
    @1pitydafoo 15 років тому

    That cow took alot of hits before it dropped.... Probably one of those Soviet Super Cows.

  • @themitch28
    @themitch28 15 років тому

    damn i was hoping the people wouldn't sound like robots this time. shame.

  • @Swood44
    @Swood44 14 років тому

    i kno right, the cow actually puts up more of a fight than every1 else!

  • @gmanunit123456789
    @gmanunit123456789 13 років тому

    we all say, the cow had a weapon and he pulled first. it was justified

  • @PixelHistory
    @PixelHistory 14 років тому

    That soldiers spent too much months out of America, they only wanted a hamburger :)

  • @blinky123abc
    @blinky123abc 15 років тому

    its true, blame colt. in a test the m4 had like 800 stoppages in i think 6000 rounds fired. the first casualtys in the iraq war couldnt defend themselves because there whole units m16 rifles jammed. colt = shit the m16a4 acog looks good tho.

  • @Aidy
    @Aidy 15 років тому

    Lmfao, if the army was like that i'd be pretty scared

  • @josefblack
    @josefblack 15 років тому

    Well... at least the meat'll be tender.

  • @MulleDK19
    @MulleDK19 15 років тому

    Are you kidding me? ARMA 2 is far more demanding than Crysis.

  • @5687678
    @5687678 14 років тому

    Imagine if that is the real military, that just sad.

  • @datboyquincy
    @datboyquincy 14 років тому

    ALL of that just goes in the init line right

  • @FAPPERCRACKER
    @FAPPERCRACKER 13 років тому

    cow can take alot of bullets! they need to start recruiting them in the army!

  • @BorisKnoT
    @BorisKnoT 14 років тому

    Cow heads for cover, pulls out ak-47 out of the car and kills soldiers...That's what happened in uncensored version lol
    Nice vid.

  • @JGD714
    @JGD714 14 років тому

    Mmmm... So bad the paper work takes 3 years to fill with all the US department of defense filling it, oh, and it costs like 2 billion dollars to skip 1 year of paperwork.

  • @f38stingray
    @f38stingray 15 років тому

    That sounds pretty good. You should be able to play most games just fine. :)

  • @aronplas5
    @aronplas5 14 років тому

    IF I EVER HAVE THAT KINDA BUDDY'S IN THE ARMY I GONNA TELL THEM BUY AN RED DOT OR SOMETHING -_-

  • @jacklint2
    @jacklint2 14 років тому

    They almost used as much ammo to kill that cow than kill the guy in RoboCop

  • @SpyWhoLovedHimself
    @SpyWhoLovedHimself 14 років тому

    Ah farmers and their wacky genetic engineering

  • @themostbeatifull
    @themostbeatifull 15 років тому

    wow.... the cow is very resistant

  • @JohnyAngelo
    @JohnyAngelo 15 років тому

    Cow: shields up!

  • @gumball20000
    @gumball20000 14 років тому

    They give cows too many hormones these days...

  • @Dutchguymakesmodels
    @Dutchguymakesmodels 14 років тому

    yup theres your tipical american soldier.

  • @anfiach
    @anfiach 15 років тому

    thats because they didn't properly maintain their weapons.

  • @puppetmaster532
    @puppetmaster532 15 років тому

    lol they shot each other before they hit the cow

  • @Dominionlord
    @Dominionlord 15 років тому

    everyone saying ARMA 2 is graphicly demanding is wrong, it is just badly optimized, if you don't trust me ask the others playing ARMA 2

  • @Cindarr1
    @Cindarr1 15 років тому

    that cow's a god damned tank!

  • @RickRay9
    @RickRay9 14 років тому

    CEASE FIRE GODDAMNIT! YOURE SHOOTIN' THE COW!