@@LewisBGA You need to try the packet version- I'm not sure what they've done to all three food types, but I can personally attest if you bought the tesco value version of all three, they'd taste better than what you get in those weird little bags of processed cow puss, cardboard and pickled fish testes.
***** You did not understand correctly. What he/she was trying to say was that, instead of just saying "No.", Grommit would shake his head, horrified at the processed piece of crap that was that cheese.
+Crimson Vulpes think until the left fork is available. when it is, pick it up. think until the right fork is available; when it is, pick it up. when both forks are held, eat for a fixed amount of time. then, put the right fork down. then, put the left fork down. repeat from the beginning.
6 years on, and Fresher's Foods website still works. They apparently changed their brand name during that time, but of course the first thing they decide to show you upon visiting their website... is this.
***** IT SAYS "HAPPY COW" SO IT'S HAPPY! These things never lie. Or maybe it likes being gagged? Maybe it's a bdsm cow. You're not god! You don't know that cow! It could be the happiest cow ever!
I came from that video, confused how I missed this video. I even have a like on this, though, so clearly I watched it at some point but do not remember at all.
I think Ashens should do an audio series I have major trouble sleeping but the gentle humour of his voice really chills me out, I've met Stuart when he visited my city, lovely guy I must say - my FAVORITE youTuber by far
For American viewers: “As is his wont” (pronounced “want”) is an old fashioned way of saying you’re doing something routine, like going to a pub for a pint
Are Americans not supposed to know that expression? I feel like I've known it my whole life, but then again it's possible that I just picked up on it from such a young age by watching British UA-camrs and that it isn't, in fact, a well-known expression in the US.
I would just like to thank you Ashens, you risk your (immediate) health, just so that we may be entertained(also money I suppose, but still). Many a day you have made a down mate feel cheery, including me, and for this, you receive at least my thanks.
+James Stanger When you find a rancid onion in lieu of a slice of poontang, will you might just about start crying, after the gagging. But you continue eating anyhow...
Here in the southern U.S. we have/had something similar to a ploughman's lunch, save for the fact that it is nothing like a ploughman's lunch. It's an RC cola, a Moonpie, and in some cases a bag of salted peanuts.
Fun fact: Chips and crisps are slightly different here in the US. Chips are whole slices of potato fried or baked. Crisps are pressed-together mashed potatoes. (Not the dish, but that might make for an interesting premise.) However if not made of potatoes, they're just called (_____) chips, regardless of if they are whole slices or pressed-together (_____).
+TheAttacker732 Over here in the West Coast, we call potato chips of all sorts and flavors (Pringles, Lays, Ruffles, etc.) "chips" unless they're made out of other stuff. (eg. banana chips, tortilla chips, chocolate chips) The term "crisps", as far as i'm aware of, isn't used often down here.
+Scout Pilgrim It's usually on the packaging here, and that's as far as it gets since a lot of people avoid them in favor of proper potato chips. Except Pringles. Those things move off shelves reliably.
After watching this, I remembered I had scraps of a jar of Branston pickle in my fridge. Some cheese (sharp cheddar) and fresh bread later, I had myself a rough ploughman's lunch.
Found one of these in the wild, absolutely fascinating. was pissed on a pub crawl and had one, was surprisingly nice. Thought of this video when I saw it
I've never heard of a ploughman's lunch before this video, and after discovering what the real one is, this is one of the most hilariously pathetic foods I've ever seen
My mum and I put this spin on ploughman's: A good bread (artisan, French) A good cheese (nimbin cheddar) Avocado Pickled onions Pickled cucumbers Sundried tomato Absolutely delicious. Might add artichoke too.
'Ploughman's Lunch' was first promoted by the Milk Marketing Board in the 1960s as part of a campaign to promote the sales of cheese, especially in pubs.
kweewee p I'm not really sure how to take that, it's not easy to determine tone from text. Are you being sarcastic? Is it a snide comment about consumerism & obesity? Or are you being straightforward? Because a Big Mac would actually be bread, pickles & cheese plus _protein,_ ie, meat. Or almost meat. But if you're satisfied eating bread, pickles & cheese, that's just wonderful. Have fun with that.
***** You'd actually be surprised. If you were to make it with fresh stuff (Cheddar Cheese, Branston Pickle and a properly-cooked Baguette/French Stick), you can find quite a bit of protein in there. This is just synthetic garbage. In addition, the Ploughman's Lunch was invented at a time when meat was actually very difficult to come by due to its high cost, and you can imagine the people living on a farm with one cow and two or three chickens wouldn't be so eager to eat old Daisy and then have no animals to produce stuff like milk and eggs.
Ploughmen could have eaten bread, cheese and pickles, but the term "ploughman's lunch" only came to mean such in the late 1950s. It seems the Milk Marketing Board thought pup-goers weren't buying enough cheese.
Caught Speechless it's a specialty in my country, looks like this: www.google.ro/search?q=pepeni+murati&espv=2&biw=1680&bih=949&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiKnu3hosXMAhWFthoKHUCcCDQQ_AUIBigB#imgrc=jAwlKAHgxkBvhM%3A
In Belgium we have a processed cheese spread called La Vache Qui Rit. The literal translation to English ("The Cow That Laughs") sounds disturbingly like a working title for a new Woody Allen film.
'Tastes like Cardboard and Vinegar' Because there's no such snack here in our country, i'll get cardboard and dip it in vinegar just so i can emulate ashens
What is "processed cheese"? I'm not joking. I'm asking this seriously. How exactly do you "process" cheese? Cheese itself is already processed milk. How do you "process" it any further?
***** Pretty much this. It's processed with preservatives in order to give the cheese a longer expiration date. Of course, the result also decreases the quality quite a bit.
Bryan Guerrero True dat. Of course, the apparent conclusion, after realizing that storing cheese in plastic isn't possible without preservatives that lengthen shelf life at the cost of decreasing the quality of the cheese, is to simply /not store cheese in plastic anymore/, which is also slightly better for the environment. But nowadays everything has to be triple-wrapped in plastic and shipped from one continent to another.
Those onions are packaged like they're an accessory for an action figure or something.
The fiddly bits of a lego set
That is exactly the kind of package that Warhammer bases come in.
A sure sign of quality
Nicely done 😂
Spot on
That has to be one of the most depressing items of food in existence.
nope frozen thanksgiving dinner is................. right next to canned Christmas dinner...................
Welp that's just as depressing as that sad onion (;-;)
It's actually really nice. I buy jacobs crackers, laughing cow cheese and pickled onions to make them myself
@@LewisBGA I'm sure your homemade ploughman's lunch is infinitely better than this!
@@LewisBGA You need to try the packet version- I'm not sure what they've done to all three food types, but I can personally attest if you bought the tesco value version of all three, they'd taste better than what you get in those weird little bags of processed cow puss, cardboard and pickled fish testes.
This Package Contains 3 Sad Onions. So not for children under 3.
Or children under any age. Or people in general.
Oh man, that's the funniest comment I've seen on this whole page, made me laugh, thanks for that.
***** I was surprised no one else picked up on the 3 Sad Onions.
aww I was going to comment on the three sad onions
Can someone explain this joke? seriously lost
This package contains 0-3 sad onions
Damnit! I was gonna say that!
They always contain 0 sad onions except for the one on the packaging
More like a Ploughman's light snack.
+05Rudey Ploughman's Appendicitis
+Troy Ploughman's Boutlism
Ploughman's Peritonitis
Can you imagine this being your meal for lunch
Ploughman's Lunchable
those pickled onions look like the replacement rubber ear tips that come with earphones
"What is this? Looks like something that fell out of a skeletons' underpants." Lol. Ashens has the most original sense of humor.
This looks like something you'd get on an easy jet flight and pay £5 for, either that or it's what you get when they advertise a "free meal".
@Jimmy The whole experience is carefully crafted to make you feel like an abject failure of a human anyway, so you might as well go balls-deep.
"Happy cow, look how happy he/she is"
Maybe that's the problem, can't imagine the cheese that comes from a bull is very good.
'Cheese'
Happy cow, more like smeggy cow...
Its sooooooo good! 😋
i CAN OwO
thats not cheese
More cheese Gromit? "No thanks"
More like:
"More cheese, Gromit?"
O_O *shakes head*
*****
I don't know man, I'd be careful, recent internet learnings have shown otherwise.
Happily not available in mushroom kingdom. Although the goomba lunch seems ehm only for goombas.. -The Xianghua'ist.
*****
you dont even know what autism is do you?
*****
You did not understand correctly. What he/she was trying to say was that, instead of just saying "No.", Grommit would shake his head, horrified at the processed piece of crap that was that cheese.
sad onions in crap food
i think we just went full circle
dont start breaking the fourth wall on me now lol
Dang, stole the words from my lips. xD
That's too meta for me, i'm out.
What makes it better is that it's exactly three sad onions, it could have been two, it could have been four but no, it was three. Amazing
3 onions...... 3 lines in a triangle....... 1 cheese spread thingamagig..... 1 eye - ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED.
"nought to three sad onions"
I'm going to make my own cheese company. It shall be called "Mildly Amused Cow".
Original Company do not steal
Those are the saddest-looking onions I have ever seen.
I read that just as he showed them
+rabid rabbitshuggers yes i was thinking of how he always points out the 0-3 sad onions logo on cheap things oh those are the sad onions
There were three onions. Sad onion is usually 0-3. Coincident? I think not
HL3 actually confirmed
this comment has 333 likes too
Im getting older every day. I remember watching this vid on release. 9 YEARS AGO. AHHHHHHH.
@SexManNordinI was only 8, and am now almost 19
"Look how happy he/she is." Well, I would hope it is a she or you would be eating some very "special" cheese!
now we need the Philosopher's Lunch
+Crimson Vulpes think until the left fork is available. when it is, pick it up. think until the right fork is available; when it is, pick it up. when both forks are held, eat for a fixed amount of time. then, put the right fork down. then, put the left fork down. repeat from the beginning.
+Crimson Vulpes ;_; i'm starving philosophers lunch sucks
+Crimson Vulpes What IS lunch?
Kewl Ckid Think until the plate is empty is the plate available. When it is pick it up. Think until the food is gone if it is available eat it.
supermaletperson Going down that line of thinking is dangerous and leads to cannibalism.
I always find my way back to this video.There is something about it that really pulls me in, and I really despise pickled foods.
6 years on, and Fresher's Foods website still works. They apparently changed their brand name during that time, but of course the first thing they decide to show you upon visiting their website... is this.
still works?
3 years on from this comment and the same still applies :D
@@i7andyI literally just looked them up too, the ratings are horrid...
@@i7andy Yeah, seems to be named Openshaws nowadays. Apparently they produce those little onion packets as an individual item as well!
yep. it shows me it too
3 little onions in a bag? Im done with life
Those are...sad onions c:
Crystal Waters naught to three of them!
Seeker Goldstone imagine having to eat that as a ploughman! Or if your mums too lazy to make lunch for you! 😂
The knife got me, actually the whole thing did.
I find it funny that Ashens would joke about "insects" being an ingredients and then later the same year he actually ate insects out of a tin.
At least the cow is happy.
Judging by how processed it all is, I am guessing the cow lives in a cage and is bound and gagged or something.
Happy.
***** Sometimes I like being bound and gagged. Maybe the cow is into that, too.
*****
Well, that's how veal is made.
***** IT SAYS "HAPPY COW" SO IT'S HAPPY! These things never lie. Or maybe it likes being gagged? Maybe it's a bdsm cow.
You're not god! You don't know that cow! It could be the happiest cow ever!
***** "It is like the Laughing Cow, but not quite happy enough."
-Ashens
3 sad onions in the packet. Wow, what perfection!
Dear Aspiring Chefs...
Do not let this "Ploughman's lunch" discourage you. That's not how your cheese and crackers are meant to look....
Who the hell is still watching a 20 minute video of a bloke eating a crappy bit of cheese on some dry crackers, years after it came out?
Me. It's me.
And me 😂👍🏼
"Thass a roight ol' mess h'ent it?" Nailed the Norfolk vernacular beautifully there, Stuart.
To whom should the credit for this lovely meal go?
Not to three sad onions.
Jay Valark -_- b
Approve.
Jay Valark three sad onions - the founder of the feast
Hey not to be THAT GUY, nut it's "Nought" to Three, not "Not" to 3. Nought is just another word for Zero.
@@RoachDoggJr2112You missed the pun.
Thanks Ashens. These really help to fight of the midnight munchies.
I'll be that guy. Who's here in 2019 after the latest Bag of Crap review?
I am although I've seen this many times x3
Who could forget after all the years of naught-to-three sad onions, when he finally got a crap food with three sad onions.
Yep.
It just came up in my recommended. I'll assume that the UA-cam algorithm is confused from everyone looking back to this one for reference
I came from that video, confused how I missed this video. I even have a like on this, though, so clearly I watched it at some point but do not remember at all.
Does the packaging come with the suicide hotline number?
Those onions made me laugh. But I need to know: does ashen's voice put anyone to sleep? i wish he could read me bedtime stories.
+silverxstar Yes, I go to sleep watching his videos sometimes. He has very relaxing voice.
I think Ashens should do an audio series I have major trouble sleeping but the gentle humour of his voice really chills me out, I've met Stuart when he visited my city, lovely guy I must say - my FAVORITE youTuber by far
+silverxstar Yea, and make snarky comments about the stories, like a real brit.
Go to the very start of Ashens' channel. You'll thank me later.
I fall asleep at night to his videos too! :)
For American viewers: “As is his wont” (pronounced “want”) is an old fashioned way of saying you’re doing something routine, like going to a pub for a pint
Are Americans not supposed to know that expression? I feel like I've known it my whole life, but then again it's possible that I just picked up on it from such a young age by watching British UA-camrs and that it isn't, in fact, a well-known expression in the US.
@@gmansplitAmericans are stoopid, don't you know that? 😂
I was about to comment about this. I only know of this because of Howard Cosell smugly explaining it to Frank Gifford.
"wont" is still in currency in American English, it just sounds a bit stuffy or sardonic.
Squint and the packaging almost looks like Jacobs. Sneaky
"Happy Cow, it's like Laughing Cow except not quite as amused" Funniest thing I heard in a long time.
I would just like to thank you Ashens, you risk your (immediate) health, just so that we may be entertained(also money I suppose, but still). Many a day you have made a down mate feel cheery, including me, and for this, you receive at least my thanks.
I will never not be fascinated by this.
Pickled onions and shallots are a joy to behold.
A true Ploughman would be insulted by this !
Ben Maung Haley
An insult would be insulted by this!
SuperShatteredblade
An unna would unna!
someone trapped on an island for 5 years and forced to eat his own crap and right foot would be insulted by this.
xXx_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_xXx
Even non-living objects would be insulted.
The ingredients would be insulted by this!
1:43 The saddest of onions.
It's you.
I was watching this in the middle of the night and almost woke up half the house when he mentioned the "slightly less amused" happy cow.
Trust me pickled onions really can go off, if anyone else has ever had a rancid pickled onion you will know what I mean *sad onion*
+James Stanger
When you find a rancid onion in lieu of a slice of poontang, will you might just about start crying, after the gagging.
But you continue eating anyhow...
Here in the southern U.S. we have/had something similar to a ploughman's lunch, save for the fact that it is nothing like a ploughman's lunch.
It's an RC cola, a Moonpie, and in some cases a bag of salted peanuts.
Ah yes the Moonpie and RC cola combo, a staple of southern lunches during the Great Depression!
i love it when you do food ones =D
I love it when the food's so bad he has to spit it out and gags.
He actually made me go try the breakfast in a tin thing =D think its by hunger breaks
ThatOneGirl And puked your brains out?
no. lol i think someone has a puke fetish xD
It's not a fetish. It's and "obsession"
Don't judge me. ;D
Ashens you make me laugh with every video. I love you man!
2021 and here we go again...
3 of the saddest loneliest onions - only for ploughmen from 0-3.
God that is a saddest ploughmans lunch
0/3 sad onions would recomend.
Atomic Megalodon You're right! 0/3 sad onions would recommend this!
This is best ashens video since Christmas 2013!
Ploughman’s lunch is normally bloody lovely
Sadly this isn’t!
I'm sure a homemade one is quite nice
I am surprised you didn't make a sad onions joke.
Fun fact:
Chips and crisps are slightly different here in the US. Chips are whole slices of potato fried or baked. Crisps are pressed-together mashed potatoes. (Not the dish, but that might make for an interesting premise.)
However if not made of potatoes, they're just called (_____) chips, regardless of if they are whole slices or pressed-together (_____).
+narwhal blubber Midwest.
+TheAttacker732 To the people who don't understand pringles in the US are crisp, while lays are called chips.
+TheAttacker732 Over here in the West Coast, we call potato chips of all sorts and flavors (Pringles, Lays, Ruffles, etc.) "chips" unless they're made out of other stuff. (eg. banana chips, tortilla chips, chocolate chips)
The term "crisps", as far as i'm aware of, isn't used often down here.
+Scout Pilgrim It's usually on the packaging here, and that's as far as it gets since a lot of people avoid them in favor of proper potato chips. Except Pringles. Those things move off shelves reliably.
TheAttacker732 Really? They use "crisps" in it's UK sense? Interesting.
As soon as he whipped out the bag of onions all I just thought "3 sad onions".
After watching this, I remembered I had scraps of a jar of Branston pickle in my fridge. Some cheese (sharp cheddar) and fresh bread later, I had myself a rough ploughman's lunch.
Literally 0-3 sad onions 😂😂😂😂
Ooo, a legit plowman's lunch sounds delicious, might have to go to the store and get the ingredients for it some day.
"Mmm. Cheesy. Not really, that's the problem." -Ashens, 2014
Found one of these in the wild, absolutely fascinating. was pissed on a pub crawl and had one, was surprisingly nice. Thought of this video when I saw it
it's like laughing cow but it wasnt quite amused enough xD
"What the hell is this? It looks like something that fell out of a skeleton's underpants" xD
1:32 Great, a rip-off of laughing cow. I fucking love that cheese.
I thought so too, until I found out Laughing Cow originated in 1921.
And?
***** The "Happy Cow" company was founded in 1889. Note that that's *before* 1921.
I doubt that it was actually founded in 1889
Garrett Thomas Naw dude, 1921 came first just after 2043. The time continuum's gotten really badly scrambled because of the time wars.
the ploughmans lunch will be remember as the lunch that brought the world together
Now I want a plowmans lunch but the issue I have here in Japan is that Cheese is stupidly expensive and pickled onions are not easy to find :-(
Omg hell yeah u live in japan xd
Rinkana Uchiha weeaboo
Why is cheese so expensive?
Dalton Stewart I always thought it was a lack of cows or something since Japan is an island. lol
Sorry to disappoint you further, but I think you want Branston Pickle, which is probably something you have to import from Amazon.
I bet it doesn't even taste that bad. I still love you Ashens
This has a it's own version of the 3 sad onions
“What are you having for lunch?”
“Broken crackers, squished cheese and three tiny depressed onions”
“...”
My favorite!
@@ryandevan2793 I genuinely forgot I made this comment lol
@@TrashPitFoxGirl Well I’m the kind of guy that replies to old UA-cam Comments, because I’m weird!
>Ploughman's
>no apple
>no cider
Utter sacrilege.
I love how Ashens opens packets straight down the middle ❤
I do not think "He-cows" exist
He-Cow, and the Moo-sters of the Moo-niverse.
EvilDoresh Congratulations, you win the internet.
EvilDoresh Cowboys of moo mesa meets he man?
TehAwzemUzarNayum Yay :D !
killerbee256 Thanks for reminding me of that XD
There are he-cows. They're called bulls.
I've never heard of a ploughman's lunch before this video, and after discovering what the real one is, this is one of the most hilariously pathetic foods I've ever seen
"what the hell is this? Looks like it fell out of a skeleton's underpants"
I love how short stuart keeps all his descriptions - none of that twitter Facebook link jazz
That cheese is exactly the same cheese we got when food was served in airplanes. :') That same cow and everything on it.
Ploughmen must be pretty humble if my snack is my lunch
What am I doing with my life.
Eating pepepr
Lord ofsolitude ikr
I pissed myself laughing at the three pickled onions. No idea why it was just so so funny.
Does Ashens still let people send him food? Found something at a local supermarket that looked ungodl-I mean uh, delicious! Yeah. Delicious.
Nope.
That's like the Lunchables we have here. That's not a lunch. That's a snack.
My mum and I put this spin on ploughman's:
A good bread (artisan, French)
A good cheese (nimbin cheddar)
Avocado
Pickled onions
Pickled cucumbers
Sundried tomato
Absolutely delicious. Might add artichoke too.
Was I the only one who instantly thought "3 sad onions" when he held up the pickled onions?
Ploughman, a job widely revered I the US as "not real"
At 4:22 Stuart says "cheese" and somehow says the quotation marks out loud.
I feel like that if I ate that cheese, I myself would become processed.
Just think happy thoughts...
Oh wait.
oh look there's where the sad onions went
the reason pickled onions don't ever go off is because bacteria don't want to be within 2 miles of them.
Bonkersfogel EQRG Oh Vinegar, you are our saviour!
'Ploughman's Lunch' was first promoted by the Milk Marketing Board in the 1960s as part of a campaign to promote the sales of cheese, especially in pubs.
Wow, _"bread, pickle & cheese"_ doesn't sound like it would replenish a hard working person's energy very well...not even very much protein.
***** I'm sure a big mac would be much much better
kweewee p I'm not really sure how to take that, it's not easy to determine tone from text. Are you being sarcastic? Is it a snide comment about consumerism & obesity? Or are you being straightforward? Because a Big Mac would actually be bread, pickles & cheese plus _protein,_ ie, meat. Or almost meat. But if you're satisfied eating bread, pickles & cheese, that's just wonderful. Have fun with that.
***** You'd actually be surprised. If you were to make it with fresh stuff (Cheddar Cheese, Branston Pickle and a properly-cooked Baguette/French Stick), you can find quite a bit of protein in there. This is just synthetic garbage.
In addition, the Ploughman's Lunch was invented at a time when meat was actually very difficult to come by due to its high cost, and you can imagine the people living on a farm with one cow and two or three chickens wouldn't be so eager to eat old Daisy and then have no animals to produce stuff like milk and eggs.
+Xeokym Idonthinkso cheese(7) has 1 more gram of protein than an egg(6) does....your statement don't make sense.
Ploughmen could have eaten bread, cheese and pickles, but the term "ploughman's lunch" only came to mean such in the late 1950s. It seems the Milk Marketing Board thought pup-goers weren't buying enough cheese.
when you say pickles, what exactly type of pickle is? cucumber? onion? red big pepper? watermelon? etc
Pickle is the name of anything that has been pickled
+Gandalfwiz2007 He specifies that they're pickled onions.
You can pickle watermelon? That sounds absolutely disgusting.
Im going to try it
Caught Speechless it's a specialty in my country, looks like this:
www.google.ro/search?q=pepeni+murati&espv=2&biw=1680&bih=949&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiKnu3hosXMAhWFthoKHUCcCDQQ_AUIBigB#imgrc=jAwlKAHgxkBvhM%3A
this guy is rather witty and the funniest guy i have seen lately
Happy Cow makes sad ;-;
In Belgium we have a processed cheese spread called La Vache Qui Rit. The literal translation to English ("The Cow That Laughs") sounds disturbingly like a working title for a new Woody Allen film.
I happen to like cardboard and vinegar.
I had the in-date version today (Yellow Lion - Greasborough near Rotherham) and I am proud to report that even when in date they taste iffy.
You got 3 sad onions
Never laughed so hard at your videos as when you pulled the pickled onions out haha
"Sorta flopped out in a big lump" thats what she said.
euhh
mmm
'Tastes like Cardboard and Vinegar'
Because there's no such snack here in our country, i'll get cardboard and dip it in vinegar just so i can emulate ashens
The cheese is from Austria. Usually u eat it on bread. It tastes awesome
I agree ;D ps: i am from austria
we have them here in Belize and we bloody love it and it's way better than that god awful laughing cow cheese
the cheese in the video is cow cheese.
laughing cow cheese is like a brand of cheese, not like as in cows cheese
tech it IS cow cheese.. and it looks like generic laughing cow, which is really good. the ones in the wedges and the wax pucks.
I really don't know why I find this channel to entertaining. It could be that it's nice to witness someone who's disgusted, yet not overreacting.
What is "processed cheese"? I'm not joking. I'm asking this seriously. How exactly do you "process" cheese?
Cheese itself is already processed milk. How do you "process" it any further?
Add plastic
Lots of it
*****
Pretty much this. It's processed with preservatives in order to give the cheese a longer expiration date.
Of course, the result also decreases the quality quite a bit.
AmazingJessicaa Thomas This also. Store it in plastic for long periods and the cheese BECOMES plastic.
Bryan Guerrero
True dat. Of course, the apparent conclusion, after realizing that storing cheese in plastic isn't possible without preservatives that lengthen shelf life at the cost of decreasing the quality of the cheese, is to simply /not store cheese in plastic anymore/, which is also slightly better for the environment.
But nowadays everything has to be triple-wrapped in plastic and shipped from one continent to another.
What comes out of the arse...