DEREK WATERS, LUKA JONES: Wanted Read or Alive | We're Here to Help, Jake Johnson & Gareth Reynolds

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  • Jake Johnson, Gareth Reynolds and special guests Derek Waters & Luke Jones talk to callers about tarantulas and try to find someone ripping up books.
    Later, the guys and special guest Luka Jones chat with a caller about naming your son Garland and follow up the second caller from 10 “Spaghetti Again with Damon Wayans Jr.”
    Listen to that call here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast...
    00:00 Intro -- Derek Waters, Luka Jones
    04:16 First Caller -- Tarantulas
    26:21 Sponsored by Squarespace
    27:35Sponsored by Philo
    28:43 Sponsored by Zocdoc
    29:49 Second Caller -- Library Vandal
    44:49 Sponsored by Cremo
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    47:03 Third Caller -- Naming My Son
    01:12:16 Follow Up Call -- School Uniform
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    Jake Johnson (New Girl, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse, Self-Reliance) and Gareth Reynolds (The Dollop, also on New Girl) don't feel qualified to give strangers good advice. Most of their friendship over the last 15 years has been based around dumb bits, but they do (for better or worse) want to try to help people out. Like your friendly local bartender or your tipsy uncle at a family gathering, Jake and Gareth are on the caller's side and trying to help.
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    Associate Producer/Editor, AJ McKeon: / ajmckeon
    Social Media Director, Katelin Tanjuaquio: / imherculeankate
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  • @HeretoHelpPod
    @HeretoHelpPod  Місяць тому +4

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  • @jakobmorningstar
    @jakobmorningstar Місяць тому +56

    Gareth promising birthday presents every year for a caller naming their baby after him is giving Scott’s Tots vibes

  • @miche_amico
    @miche_amico Місяць тому +29

    Mom taking Ambien and ordering a bunch of tarantulas is one of the funniest things I've heard on this show.

    • @sabrinaroney3817
      @sabrinaroney3817 Місяць тому +1

      Yes, truly I could not stop laughing. What a trait.

    • @CM-pf1xc
      @CM-pf1xc Місяць тому

      It was hilarious seeing how shocked and excited Jake was at this call 😂😂😂

  • @captainpackage7
    @captainpackage7 Місяць тому +74

    Hearing you say UA-cam numbers are low made me realize I should like and comment on every episode regardless of if I have anything to say or not.

  • @rayberezitzky8560
    @rayberezitzky8560 Місяць тому +16

    The TRUE disgust on both Kevin and Jake's faces by Gareth's story of "naked" yoga on the hotel floor was priceless.

    • @heylay2810
      @heylay2810 Місяць тому +1

      Gareth is just like that one caller who called about her bf doing stretches naked 😂

  • @mayplecreative
    @mayplecreative Місяць тому +7

    I was really waiting for the "Gar'Gar Binks Johnson" pitch, but Gar'John had me rolling 😂

  • @michaebaisden1882
    @michaebaisden1882 Місяць тому +26

    I just know Jake’s mom hated the first 15 mins 😄. They could NOT get over the ridiculousness of the call & poor Maddie barely got a word in

    • @nephrotoxick8
      @nephrotoxick8 Місяць тому +2

      So funny 😂

    • @nf4903
      @nf4903 Місяць тому +1

      I was literally thinking this same thing. She hates when they get too “wild”

    • @MikaHasFaith
      @MikaHasFaith Місяць тому

      And the Garreth guy tries a little too hard. He's funny, but he talks over people and they both talk over the caller. I still love this show. I'm here for Nick!!!

    • @CM-pf1xc
      @CM-pf1xc Місяць тому

      They were hilarious though

  • @user-bj9wg8ou4j
    @user-bj9wg8ou4j Місяць тому +24

    The Gareth Johnson pitch deserved more attention, that was perfect.

  • @Duts86
    @Duts86 Місяць тому +12

    I don't get why you guys aren't bigger on UA-cam! This is so much fun to listen to/ watch. Found you guys via Tigerbelly, though I've seen Jake on other podcasts and always enjoyed him as a guest too. Keep the entertainment coming, I've been bingewatching every day since I found this! Wish I needed some weird advice on something. Greets from Belgium

    • @jonnyincomox
      @jonnyincomox Місяць тому +2

      If you haven't checked out Gareth's other podcast 'the dollop' it's a must listen, might be the best pod ever.

  • @26days
    @26days Місяць тому +15

    derek looking straight into the camera after saying serial killer 😭

    • @scout2568
      @scout2568 Місяць тому

      That' was chilling- so good. A zoom-in on his face right there would've been amazing. such a great look.

  • @nephrotoxick8
    @nephrotoxick8 Місяць тому +15

    This is amazing 😂 still on caller 1 and I cannot even believe this is real life , so happy you asked for photos 😂 this show is the best. 🎉

  • @lab981
    @lab981 Місяць тому +4

    Gareth's "Apocalypse Now" reference in the intro paints the picture 😂🏆

  • @ColeIAm
    @ColeIAm Місяць тому +3

    Recently binged every episode of this podcast, definitely my new favorite pod! So glad you guys are putting out so much amazing content. And the UA-cam videos really brings it up another notch, I love being able to see your guys’ expressions. I also hadn’t seen Gareth’s comedy before but as soon as he booked a show near me I immediately bought tickets just because of the podcast!

  • @-ai-7356
    @-ai-7356 Місяць тому +1

    Just watched s7e5 of New Girl for the first time. Security Guard Brian was the star of that episode🔥

  • @Yoa8
    @Yoa8 Місяць тому +3

    Love the video format of the show!

  • @Looshington
    @Looshington Місяць тому +3

    third caller is absolutely all over the place i am dying 😂😂

  • @biinx
    @biinx Місяць тому

    Love you all, this podcast needs more recognition

  • @mimiteas
    @mimiteas Місяць тому +4

    1:20 Gareth's hair looks so good 😎

  • @critiquaz
    @critiquaz Місяць тому

    This podcast lights up my long and boring commutes. Been a fan since day 1! Thanks for the belly laughs 🌟🌟

  • @bryselbows
    @bryselbows Місяць тому

    Oh man I love Derek Waters!! Didn’t expect this ❤

  • @addisonchorba952
    @addisonchorba952 Місяць тому +1

    just here to say thanks for the podcast

  • @Tricky.Minx.1980
    @Tricky.Minx.1980 14 днів тому

    Love watching on YT!

  • @kawasaki3070
    @kawasaki3070 Місяць тому

    Love this podcast. Gets me thru my hour drive to work.

  • @dan_man69
    @dan_man69 Місяць тому

    Love hearing this crazy stories every week. Jake (if that's even your real name, Mark!) and Gareth are a duo for the ages!

  • @mitze888
    @mitze888 Місяць тому +1

    I love Drunk History! Such a fun way to teach people.

  • @barbarasnider372
    @barbarasnider372 Місяць тому

    love y'all so much!

  • @scout2568
    @scout2568 Місяць тому +4

    I was rooting for 100 "Tarantulas"

  • @colleenthomas3139
    @colleenthomas3139 Місяць тому

    Your ads are so funny some of the only ones I don’t skip.

  • @LearyGlass
    @LearyGlass Місяць тому

    Love your show dudes.

  • @dougneedlan7877
    @dougneedlan7877 Місяць тому

    Great episode

  • @ritzo.97
    @ritzo.97 Місяць тому

    I love the video, even if listening I listen on UA-cam to get their numbers up ❤

  • @brpbrrrpvrrp
    @brpbrrrpvrrp Місяць тому

    bruh this show is such good content and love the idea

  • @gabsterg0
    @gabsterg0 Місяць тому +2

    Jake I dare ya to go one phone call without interrupting someone while they pitch an idea lol 😂

  • @nicholemachen7538
    @nicholemachen7538 Місяць тому +2

    Me thinking the tarantula count in the lower corner was how many the mom ended up actually having 😂 full disclosure… made it to 77 before I realized.

  • @Eyes_Unclouded
    @Eyes_Unclouded Місяць тому

    I love this podcast

  • @mariaomana6406
    @mariaomana6406 Місяць тому

    My fav podcast ever✨

  • @trinityedwards3400
    @trinityedwards3400 Місяць тому +2

    I was against jakes hatred for naked yoga until he explained about the hotel carpet. That makes so much sense 🤣🤮

  • @madpadlovesyou
    @madpadlovesyou Місяць тому

    looooveeeeeeeee 😭 caller 1s predicament is so wild

  • @Trashious12345
    @Trashious12345 Місяць тому

    Derek Water's has made me give many obnoxious speeches to friends who didn't know of drunk history on how and why this show was amazing. "Dude, you laugh AND... you learn." Never my finest hour, but I meant every word. Love the ep!

  • @lovetrioni
    @lovetrioni Місяць тому

    Drunk history is absolutely one of the best things that came out of comedy Central ❤

  • @adrianvmurillo
    @adrianvmurillo Місяць тому +1

    I feel like Jake has put shows money for other callers, it was Gareth’s turn to spend the money haha

  • @nephrotoxick8
    @nephrotoxick8 Місяць тому +2

    Drunk history was the best!! I'm with Gareth bring it back for the youngster's

  • @ihatefindinganame
    @ihatefindinganame Місяць тому

    This hits home. I have 20+ tarantulas housed in my bathroom. (Because of the humidity) I will say I did purchase a bunch during Black Friday. You want to have one of each tarantula! It’s
    like Pokemon.

  • @haileyhurst9818
    @haileyhurst9818 Місяць тому

    We need more episodes with a tarantula counter 😂😂

  • @loveasapologetics
    @loveasapologetics Місяць тому +5

    The tarantula counter isn’t keeping up. 😅

  • @jaimerodriguez5057
    @jaimerodriguez5057 Місяць тому

    These guys r hilarious 😂

  • @Thats.So.Trish57
    @Thats.So.Trish57 Місяць тому

    How could you not watch on UA-cam it’s even better seeing the reactions to calls. I watch while on public trans in Chicago and it makes my ride so much better.

  • @esperanzavicente4411
    @esperanzavicente4411 Місяць тому +1

    Would love to see Jake scaring off raccoons 🤣 please film

  • @VictoriaLyman
    @VictoriaLyman Місяць тому

    I haven't been enticed to come to the UA-cam to see a photo until today when I heard how many tarantulas this woman owned 😭

  • @NL1T3N
    @NL1T3N Місяць тому +1

    One of my best friends takes ambian every night to sleep. The next day i always check our fb group chat to see what he bought. He hasn't bought spiders, thank god, but he does do similar and buy shit on amazon or something related to teh conversations we had the day prior. So i totally believe the ambian shopping spree. ROFL

  • @KGchannel01
    @KGchannel01 Місяць тому +1

    Garfie Monroe Johnson is a great name!

  • @ChipsCST
    @ChipsCST 2 дні тому

    Listen if I can get a free something courtesy of Gareth I need to think of a problem myself 😂

  • @pataylor7164
    @pataylor7164 Місяць тому

    When the number 25 came up, I had to pause the video for a full 15 minutes before I could continue.

  • @rayname908
    @rayname908 Місяць тому

    Putting A video of kids & people finding books would be fun on youtube. Also book killer footage online!

  • @locomotor112
    @locomotor112 Місяць тому

    Yes

  • @arminepilikian4230
    @arminepilikian4230 Місяць тому

    Monroe Garfield Johnson is like presidential bingo

  • @pallyjaius
    @pallyjaius Місяць тому

    Walker Atkins is the same energy as Garland, you can't change my mind

  • @user-tk9vf5fh6q
    @user-tk9vf5fh6q Місяць тому

    My 5 year old wants a spider so badly, but there is no way I’m starting a tarantula sanctuary in my home. 😂 We have tons of jumping spiders outside so I told her they’re our outside spider friends.

  • @aisforapostate2740
    @aisforapostate2740 23 дні тому

    Been a faithful fan since the first episode. But my god I felt like Eve Johnson for this one. I don't know if they were so excited that Derek was on the pod they forgot the caller, but when he asked Maddie about what her mom said how she felt after she sobered up and realized she bought another god damn tarantula, was so important and Maddie couldn't even answer it. I felt amused by the banter, but frustrated for poor Maddie. I wish Kevin intervened in those situations and reeled them back in.
    Also, I hope she follows-up and they apologize. LOL.

  • @johndowney6923
    @johndowney6923 Місяць тому

    Everyone agreed that the only way to correct the baby name situation was to create another baby 🤣

  • @teableu
    @teableu Місяць тому

    I love how in all the act outs, Gareth is the woman

  • @mickeylynch3605
    @mickeylynch3605 Місяць тому

    For the third call, what about G’Arden? I feel like Arden is a fun name that is a similar vibe to Walker. Still has a GAR but then he/she/they could just go by Arden

  • @KGchannel01
    @KGchannel01 Місяць тому

    I would love Gareth on drunk history!

  • @Npls98
    @Npls98 Місяць тому

    When Trashley asked “am I the asshole” I was so surprised someone didn’t chime in with a quick *ash-hole*

    • @Npls98
      @Npls98 Місяць тому

      WAIT GARETH DID END UP SAYING ASH-HOLE LOL

  • @CM-pf1xc
    @CM-pf1xc Місяць тому

    I don’t know why ppl don’t watch so much better

  • @AsiaOfTheMultiverse
    @AsiaOfTheMultiverse Місяць тому +1

    How about Garner? Kinda cool. Better yet, pitch Gargoyle 🤣No way will he go for that!

  • @thelostdog
    @thelostdog Місяць тому

    we need Gared to call in

  • @kc8203
    @kc8203 Місяць тому

    Walker Atkins Johnson is a strong name. Blows the other 2 out of the water tbh

  • @jaysal_dies
    @jaysal_dies Місяць тому

    Ayoooo its the art director from Mythic Quest lmao

  • @mitze888
    @mitze888 Місяць тому

    Sarah needs a coupe of Blink camera to catch the book killer from different angles.

  • @mizzymo64
    @mizzymo64 Місяць тому

    Ashley could do a lot worse than call her kid Gareth. Sir Gareth was a Knight of King Arthur's Round Table and Americans love all that mythical sh!t. Also, the baby uniform episode was one of the funniest ever.

  • @88kylesperhour
    @88kylesperhour Місяць тому

    Man, that vest has some mileage to it now.

  • @stitcherino
    @stitcherino Місяць тому +2

    Am I having Deja vu or have we heard caller 1 before?

    • @Papadopolous94
      @Papadopolous94 Місяць тому +2

      Yeah I thought the same thing, swear I’ve heard this call before

    • @user-uk2dh8of9y
      @user-uk2dh8of9y Місяць тому +3

      They mentioned the tarantula counter in a previous episode. I thought I'd missed an episode somewhere when they mentioned it, but they just released them out of order

  • @marissakondas2894
    @marissakondas2894 Місяць тому

    I would love if you had beanies ... I know its not the right season for it right now but as an Alaskan I'm always looking for cool beanies.

  • @maxellis3325
    @maxellis3325 Місяць тому +1

    They glossed over the real problem with tarantula momma. The real issue is the damn Ambiens. Those little fuckers put some wild ideas in your head that seems to make sense at the time.

  • @Acethegirlfromspace
    @Acethegirlfromspace Місяць тому

    Dear Jordan Swierz, please resume Animated Adventures… I’ve found your primary source

  • @somainevent1
    @somainevent1 Місяць тому

  • @alexandrabones3592
    @alexandrabones3592 Місяць тому

    Jake with waterguns and raccoons. Sign me up BAEEBYYYY

  • @charlottecaywood1099
    @charlottecaywood1099 27 днів тому

    Back it up. If Jake’s first name is Marc does that mean his birth certificate says Marc Jacob Johnson? How was Marc Jacob not the immediate follow up question when he dropped that trivia?

  • @meganestaley
    @meganestaley Місяць тому +1

    his name is MARK?

  • @user-wk2zd8dx9k
    @user-wk2zd8dx9k Місяць тому

    3:03
    Kevin is trying to keep his cool and log this exact instance in his mind to talk about to the other podcast producers at his "Untalented" event gathering.
    PS. Was "Untalented" the title he pitched, or did I just sucker punch him and his lil buddies get-together? Was it called "Not the Talent?"

  • @armchairsexpert52
    @armchairsexpert52 Місяць тому

    Am I tripping? I swear I’ve heard this tarantula call before? Like months ago…

  • @theguydudety
    @theguydudety Місяць тому

    Comments!

  • @RidleyMMA
    @RidleyMMA Місяць тому

    Gar'Jon

  • @jojoe3193
    @jojoe3193 Місяць тому

    Son Of Sam I Am

  • @jakobmorningstar
    @jakobmorningstar Місяць тому +3

    Wasn’t the tarantula call already aired on a previous episode?

    • @joemanco1075
      @joemanco1075 Місяць тому

      I thought it was familiar too

  • @kristinrook227
    @kristinrook227 Місяць тому

    I had to pause the podcast and ask the question hopefully someone else thought. Why in the world would someone from FL go to school in NY for marine biology?? One would think FL is the obvious place for that field... No hate to Maddie but just very confused

  • @mondaykool
    @mondaykool Місяць тому

    First caller should incept their mom by chatting with her about other stuff before bed (not tarantulas) that she’ll go fever dream shopping for instead. Then you just acquire 20 hot tubs repeat

  • @garrettbyers3729
    @garrettbyers3729 Місяць тому

    This is funny, obviously my name is Garrett, so i can somewhat relate, but more with spelling. Every time id get a Christmas/birthday etc card my name would be spelled wrong. All kinds of crazy ways but garrette was one of the annoying ones. My middle name is also pless, kinda boring but later learned its a family name that literally means swamp. So im Garrett swamp Byers 😂. My 3 children are all M names but that wasn't intentional,we just liked the names. My step daughter is Mary Sally (Mary is her deceased grandmother, Sally is her mother.) Miles talal(theyre Lebanese and talal is after their uncle who helped us a lot.) then our youngest is Marceline rey( Miles is special needs and The only show he liked was adventure time so Marceline.) Rey was just me being nerdy and adding a Star wars name bc Marceline is long so Rey was short and fit well.

  • @aBitofaBadFriend
    @aBitofaBadFriend Місяць тому

    Garrison.

  • @RainbowzAndShit
    @RainbowzAndShit Місяць тому

    Did anyone else get the vibe that perhaps mom just likes doing crazy things and the medication might be an excuse? because if I have a family member with a history of random purchasing - if I luv them - as their family member I'm going to start reviewing their purchases more frequently. I'd give full credit to this if it was like we looked at the CC bill and we knew she had bought something and then these show up but who doesn't tell their doctor oh by the way this is making me purchase random things and giving me a shopping addiction - I bought 100 tarantulas and other things in the past but it's all good because I need to sleep lol. I think mom just likes being out there and quirky and knows other people will help her figure it out. I think mom needs a hobby, a new medication, and an intervention because this just doesn't read as a "casual" medication side effect to me.

  • @lisacornish6673
    @lisacornish6673 Місяць тому

    Garrets so good looking until he talks lmao

  • @arianadiaz8117
    @arianadiaz8117 29 днів тому

    Gar' Bage

  • @barbarasnider372
    @barbarasnider372 Місяць тому

    I feel like they should name their next son Gary Jared or Jared Gary Johnson

  • @sebastianperez92700
    @sebastianperez92700 Місяць тому

    Edgar Edgar

  • @Frknpotato
    @Frknpotato Місяць тому

    Possibly a weird observation but hear me out - Luka has some impressive ankles

  • @erinwakefield6879
    @erinwakefield6879 Місяць тому +1

    👩‍👧Trashley and Garbage ❤

  • @H3rnD1zzl3
    @H3rnD1zzl3 Місяць тому

    Wait a second… Garbage and Trashly would be perfect!
    I don’t understand how having the same three letters is any sort of tradition…a family name would honor the first, middle and last…I only know this because I am a third in my family and lost out on possibly being a 4th because my great grandfather’s middle name was different than my grandfather’s. If the hubbs doesn’t want to have all three names the same as his, I have to disagree that this is a family name…especially if there isn’t a lineage of that exact name…if I am wrong, I’m open to persuasion to the contrary…

  • @pdb189
    @pdb189 День тому

    Naked yoga on a hotel floor with just a thin towel is CRAZY

  • @CM-pf1xc
    @CM-pf1xc Місяць тому

    1:11:54 ok @jakejohnson and @heretohelppod JAKE was totally wrong for getting on her about not liking atkins!!! As a middle name again BECAUSE it wasn’t even a give to the husband bc it doesn’t carry the tradition anyway, so like she not mean for not being willing to do that again 😂 but yes give hubby a win