GORDON RAMSAY INSULTS THE FOOD, AGAIN! | Top 10 Worst Kitchen Nightmares Dishes

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  • @Zedaso
    @Zedaso 7 років тому +1504

    "Pinwheel? Yeah, I feel like doing a cartwheel out of here." Gets me every time.

    • @osnapitzcristal
      @osnapitzcristal 6 років тому +12

      Zedaso me too!!!! the first time i heard it i was dying of laughter 😂😭

    • @saraguevarayelartededisney7577
      @saraguevarayelartededisney7577 6 років тому +3

      yeah 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Boodhernandez
      @Boodhernandez 6 років тому +21

      I just imagine Gordon doing a cartwheel 😂😂😂

    • @Storm-Of-TimeGaming
      @Storm-Of-TimeGaming 6 років тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @xydoit2024
      @xydoit2024 6 років тому +2

      The strip of salmon. Why? I thought it was 100 grams. It is 30 grams.

  • @terahhansen
    @terahhansen 5 років тому +3445

    What I really appreciate is Gordon's respect for the waiters and waitresses. He realizes that the poor quality of the food is not their fault. I've worked as a server for years and some people are just incredibly rude and choose to blame me for the food being cooked improperly. It's just annoying.

    • @BoxyMan28
      @BoxyMan28 5 років тому +29

      I completely agree. I don't get it, I worked as a waiter for years and I got absolutely roasted and screamed at by customers for bad food and to top it all off the chefs and managers would watch it happen and fucking laugh!!!

    • @nordicrose7243
      @nordicrose7243 5 років тому +9

      I have worked both in the kitchen and as a server for 7 years and yes as a server I often have been blamed for bad food that's why I ask for the chef when it happens to me its their mistake not the server's

    • @Luciel.680
      @Luciel.680 5 років тому +17

      If you get bad food, don’t be rude to the waiter unless the waiter was the person who cooked it or the owner cos it would be their fault, not the waiters.

    • @koshiraru
      @koshiraru 5 років тому +3

      Terah Hansen when I was younger, whenever if the food is shit, I always blame the waiter/waitress. I was so fucking stupid back then but now I realise it’s the chef’s fault.

    • @gundom3445
      @gundom3445 4 роки тому

      @Ayy Yo yeah me too

  • @heavymetallust
    @heavymetallust 5 років тому +1750

    “I feel if I eat anymore, I will be crapping for the next 105 years.”
    That was an *extreme* Ramsay insult

  • @hothotheat3000
    @hothotheat3000 6 років тому +5190

    He's a hardass but the second that waitress started her cough fit, he became concerned.

    • @Hannah-cf4ev
      @Hannah-cf4ev 5 років тому +447

      He's a sweetheart really, you should watch some Junior Masterchef if you haven't already!

    • @vasheal
      @vasheal 5 років тому +469

      Yah he's actually very sincere... He just doesn't like it when people don't give a fuck about the quality of the food they serve... Understandable... Food poisoning isn't cool

    • @charisselewis5401
      @charisselewis5401 5 років тому +119

      He is very caring and honest.

    • @stef123992
      @stef123992 5 років тому +111

      He was a hardass but not to the waitress. The food was really bad, but after he gave her a piece, he was concerned when she started to cough, I thought she was allergic, or the chef maybe over did with garlic. He is doing something i really respect, do your job well, make your products with love and care to make them as best as possible. And that is not only about food, but in all other aspects of life. But most people just fuck around and not care...

    • @danross2
      @danross2 5 років тому +20

      Everyone a hardass until Jah starts coughing

  • @hookuhjones3287
    @hookuhjones3287 6 років тому +10250

    Gordon doesnt insult food. Food insults Gordon and he responds to the disrespect

  • @darrenng3863
    @darrenng3863 5 років тому +4743

    You know you have a problem when you recognize all these episodes...

    • @Tysnack
      @Tysnack 5 років тому +43

      Darren Ng lol I was looking for a comment like this 😭

    • @budycabra6668
      @budycabra6668 5 років тому +2

      Ep?

    • @vatelina_
      @vatelina_ 5 років тому +1

      Ep? I want to see it

    • @av9105
      @av9105 5 років тому +22

      *Turns away dramatically* I do not have a problem xx

    • @leafarina6117
      @leafarina6117 5 років тому +4

      I have a problem then 😅

  • @banablahbreadmissy5583
    @banablahbreadmissy5583 5 років тому +2135

    Waitress: -UNCONTROLLABLE COUGHING-
    Gordon: *C O N C E R N*

  • @timothybelen722
    @timothybelen722 4 роки тому +2426

    “It’s a grilled lettuce”
    Everybody: *laughs*
    Some dude who ordered it and enjoyed it: *nervous laughing*

    • @samh2023
      @samh2023 4 роки тому +37

      What's funny is that Gordon is now teaching people to grill lettuce... Check out his pork sliders video at the end.

    • @dragonscout79
      @dragonscout79 4 роки тому +133

      @@samh2023 well he's probably come up with the correct way to do it. Like cleaning the lettuce, not grilling it as a whole lump, etc.

    • @alanlee1355
      @alanlee1355 4 роки тому +8

      Why the fuck would anyone grill lettuce?

    • @ciubi9846
      @ciubi9846 4 роки тому +3

      Alan Lee cuz it’s good

    • @jacquelineoby-ikocha1170
      @jacquelineoby-ikocha1170 4 роки тому +1

      I'm the 666th like

  • @nylahs291
    @nylahs291 5 років тому +2225

    "that lobster is fresh. even though it died, it's... good."

    • @JordanRouss
      @JordanRouss 4 роки тому +3

      AHAHAHAHA

    • @01iverQueen
      @01iverQueen 4 роки тому +57

      he said it and he didn't believe in that lol

    • @jusTPhyVlogs
      @jusTPhyVlogs 4 роки тому +5

      Yoonji..what are you doing here?

    • @kingvector1198
      @kingvector1198 4 роки тому +31

      It's fresh yeah. Freshly rotted and rotting away!!

    • @itsLeVi309
      @itsLeVi309 4 роки тому +5

      I feel so sorry for the lobster 😔

  • @doctorguruguru6966
    @doctorguruguru6966 7 років тому +1560

    “Pinwheel? I feel like doing a cartwheel out of here!”
    I lost it just by picturing him doing a cartwheel out of the restaurant whilst yelling “it’s fucking raw”

    • @kayleighturner9883
      @kayleighturner9883 7 років тому +14

      😂😂

    • @XArc7AngelX
      @XArc7AngelX 7 років тому +16

      dude me too, I laugh every time

    • @envystxx
      @envystxx 7 років тому +7

      DoctorGuruGuru im ded, lmfao.

    • @sirponderington3241
      @sirponderington3241 7 років тому +39

      Thank you for sharing your brilliant perception of this world

    • @0223-e4p
      @0223-e4p 7 років тому +2

      DoctorGuruGuru 😂💀

  • @justavideo4267
    @justavideo4267 6 років тому +3950

    Waitress: Here’s your water.
    Gordon: bloody hell, It’s dry.

  • @racheldorval3869
    @racheldorval3869 6 років тому +1237

    He said that the lobster was just sleeping...I cant😂😂😂💀

    • @theymusthatetesla3186
      @theymusthatetesla3186 5 років тому +14

      ...it was pining for the fjords...

    • @ishasingh1065
      @ishasingh1065 5 років тому +1

      I'm gona look hahahha

    • @knoxstufffluff944
      @knoxstufffluff944 5 років тому +1

      Zzz zzz, ETTÄ, Zane zzz ZANE zzz Zzz Zane zzz, zzz,, Zzz,, Zzz, This, Zzz Zzz Zzz,, zzz JA, Zzz 🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶

    • @JaggedBird
      @JaggedBird 5 років тому +3

      Rachel Dorval nope he’s gone

    • @StainderFin
      @StainderFin 4 роки тому +2

      snaps lobsters neck.. yeah it is dead 👻💀

  • @waxmasterX666
    @waxmasterX666 4 роки тому +113

    "Massive wedge of cornbread that looks like a door opener" gets me every time.

  • @malthe5311
    @malthe5311 7 років тому +1374

    Gordon really deserves the award of dad jokes

  • @NeoMatrix5
    @NeoMatrix5 4 роки тому +329

    Forget "Fresh Frozen".
    "Fresh Dead"

  • @kevincandracandracandra1928
    @kevincandracandracandra1928 7 років тому +704

    "It's not a crab cake, it's a crap cake" LOL nice one.

    • @darylpwnzu9761
      @darylpwnzu9761 6 років тому +2

      Kevin Candra Candra I heard him say that while reading this 😂

    • @Logarrithmic
      @Logarrithmic 6 років тому

      Kevin Candra Candra Ba-Dum Tsss

  • @legoworkshop2908
    @legoworkshop2908 7 років тому +1672

    When the waiter starts to agree how bad the food is.
    Top 10 anime betrayals

    • @ayymystic
      @ayymystic 6 років тому +2

      Notkoi underrated comment

    • @ablackguywhosactuallyblack4224
      @ablackguywhosactuallyblack4224 6 років тому +3

      Ayy Mystic Its noy evevn finny

    • @NoneYa42069
      @NoneYa42069 6 років тому +21

      @@ablackguywhosactuallyblack4224 No but your spelling is pretty fucking funny.

    • @samc9205
      @samc9205 6 років тому +1

      But it not an anime

    • @hippegast12
      @hippegast12 6 років тому +8

      @@samc9205 no shit

  • @fuegoricky9254
    @fuegoricky9254 5 років тому +808

    Its not crab cake
    Its a crap cake.
    The entire world. OHHHHHHHHH

  • @justinlowney6568
    @justinlowney6568 7 років тому +989

    I felt sorry for the first woman. If she's choking, then u can tell it's that damn bad. Damn.

    • @tarantulacake3561
      @tarantulacake3561 6 років тому +103

      yeah, and from her voice, after she drinks water, you can tell she's not really exaggerating either.

    • @aarongorton1984
      @aarongorton1984 6 років тому +3

      I dident coz she was acting on camera

    • @gabriel_6990
      @gabriel_6990 6 років тому +13

      Honestly I feel bad bc she has to serve that to people

    • @internationalllll
      @internationalllll 6 років тому +28

      Aaron Gorton she very obviously wasn’t acting tho

    • @aarongorton1984
      @aarongorton1984 6 років тому +1

      was bye

  • @kenziebrewer6937
    @kenziebrewer6937 7 років тому +310

    *”Pinwheel? Yeah I feel like doing a cartwheel outta here”* LMAO

  • @millieespero15
    @millieespero15 5 років тому +343

    G: the lettuce is grilled?
    W: you never heard of that?
    G: no..it hadn't hit London yet
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @lyxee5294
      @lyxee5294 4 роки тому

      Tf do u mean: you never heard of it?! Hahahahahaha thats just idiotic, dumb, retarded. I mean its just grilled salad... What is this?

    • @fabib2031
      @fabib2031 4 роки тому

      Watch this : ua-cam.com/video/Ya8J1-9sYU4/v-deo.html

  • @BigbyWulf
    @BigbyWulf 7 років тому +621

    "That lobster is fresh. Even though it died, it's.. good."
    lol

    • @Hellraiser988
      @Hellraiser988 7 років тому +4

      Bigby Wolf I wouldn't eat anything that's been dead for an hour fucking disgusting

    • @qpxgaming2254
      @qpxgaming2254 7 років тому

      [ Ace ] ignore them, no point arguing or trying to explain simple concepts with things that only have two neurones firing back and forth as their brain.

    • @Hellraiser988
      @Hellraiser988 7 років тому +3

      [ Ace ] I eat meat but I won't eat a dead animal that hasn't been stuck in a freezer as if you let it decompose then try to eat it you will get food poisoning and it will possibly kill you

    • @Hellraiser988
      @Hellraiser988 7 років тому +2

      Qpx Gaming my wording was shit I admit it but if you leave it decomposing then you eat that you will get food poisoning and if you have a shit immune system it can kill you

    • @qpxgaming2254
      @qpxgaming2254 7 років тому

      Hellraiser988 putrefaction, decomposition takes a lot of time, and bacteria doesn’t just magically form. It’s takes time. The off smell can be due to many reasons but if it’s been dead for only an hour in normal temperature it’s most likely because due to a chemical reaction, similar to rancidity in milk. I can explain everything more scientifically but you can google it if it interests you

  • @yallsomeannoyingmfs3896
    @yallsomeannoyingmfs3896 6 років тому +1254

    1:43 CORN BREAD I THOUGHT IT WAS CHEESE CAKE!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @SinisterYT_
      @SinisterYT_ 5 років тому +4

      Me too

    • @sexi101491
      @sexi101491 5 років тому +2

      Me too 😂😂😂

    • @ruthwikrao9603
      @ruthwikrao9603 5 років тому +2

      me too😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bn3kr271
      @bn3kr271 5 років тому +7

      The corn bread looked so stale and crusty lmao

    • @gabrielgalindo1665
      @gabrielgalindo1665 5 років тому +1

      same

  • @Little_Tree_Dude
    @Little_Tree_Dude 5 років тому +284

    Me: Mom, the cat doesn't move...
    Mother: HE *A S L E E P*

  • @Sun-Warrior1911
    @Sun-Warrior1911 7 років тому +2133

    “They’ve got it wrong on the menu, it’s not a CRAB CAKE it’s a CRAP CAKE!!!!”

    • @bluetextonwhitebg
      @bluetextonwhitebg 7 років тому +16

      *THE. ABSOLUTE. MADMAN.*

    • @LION749
      @LION749 7 років тому +7

      LOL not even crap cake its imitation crap cake lmao.....

    • @edward8019
      @edward8019 7 років тому +6

      "Bloody hell, what kind of milk is this." Gordon Ramsey about your cereal

    • @gregoryblack8109
      @gregoryblack8109 7 років тому +6

      If i eat anymore of it ill be craping for 104 years

    • @yukookidversionoqo6174
      @yukookidversionoqo6174 7 років тому +2

      biggybtoussaint wtf xD😂

  • @leatheryfoot6354
    @leatheryfoot6354 7 років тому +5877

    "Can't go wrong with grilled lettuce" 😥

    • @davestrider4489
      @davestrider4489 7 років тому +136

      Leatheryfoot I sort of lost it at that. *"Grilled Lettuce"*

    • @hpku4349
      @hpku4349 7 років тому +25

      I was watching
      While eat salad e-e

    • @danielab1924
      @danielab1924 7 років тому +19

      Leatheryfoot what’s sad is that’s actually becoming a thing in the san francisco bay area.

    • @Emanresuadeen
      @Emanresuadeen 7 років тому +44

      Ramsey served grilled lettuce at one of his own restaurants.

    • @nenadcoric30
      @nenadcoric30 7 років тому

      Leatheryfoot d

  • @Wolfman92986
    @Wolfman92986 5 років тому +192

    6:40
    "Did you grill him fresh steak? You didn't pull it from here did you?"
    Wait...so you knowingly serve old steak to your regular guests?

    • @kikilosabeyno
      @kikilosabeyno 4 роки тому +14

      Yes, they were running the restaurant as a catering company.

  • @Sean-kg4hs
    @Sean-kg4hs 7 років тому +244

    “Here we have the salmon”
    Chef- “bloody hell”

  • @Bananathan25
    @Bananathan25 7 років тому +126

    'Where'd you get the idea for the scallops,' 'Oh for fuck's sake.'

  • @bmaster461603
    @bmaster461603 5 років тому +139

    “Is he dead?”
    “No I think they’re sleeping”
    Camera pans over to see lobster is upside down looking dead as shit.

  • @vandammesfrostymullet6435
    @vandammesfrostymullet6435 7 років тому +131

    8:19 Gordon: "is he dead?"
    Owner: "No...they're just sleeping.."
    The same thing my parents said to me when my goldfish was floating at the top of the bowl

  • @Jason-bt1qm
    @Jason-bt1qm 6 років тому +406

    At the beginning the when the lady tried the sausage, it was so bad she started dying lmao

  • @kreamdkorn5515
    @kreamdkorn5515 5 років тому +101

    “We keep a good eye on that”
    *Gordon pulls out dead lobster*
    Owner: “Oh”

    • @glitch_animations7289
      @glitch_animations7289 5 років тому +5

      What shocks me is that he would still serve it. Like what the heck

  • @itsyourhighlights5102
    @itsyourhighlights5102 6 років тому +2392

    😂😂😂😂 I laughed so hard when he said the corn bread looks like a door opener! 😆😆😆😆

    • @chicoandthem4n
      @chicoandthem4n 6 років тому +35

      Door stop, not an opener

    • @Lion_of_Sparta
      @Lion_of_Sparta 6 років тому +5

      @@chicoandthem4n he said door opener😂😂 wat u on about

    • @cudeell
      @cudeell 6 років тому +2

      @@chicoandthem4n he said door opener

    • @g2g591
      @g2g591 6 років тому +3

      @@chicoandthem4n probably a British thing

    • @pritidey4402
      @pritidey4402 5 років тому

      Ditto!

  • @_nikkiknox2852
    @_nikkiknox2852 6 років тому +412

    LMAO he wiped the grease onto the table cloth 😂😂😂 Ramsay is so shady in the best way!

  • @Emmiefnbr
    @Emmiefnbr 5 років тому +87

    3:05
    Waiter: Were did you get the idea for the scallops?
    Cook: *oH FoR FUcK SaKE!*
    😂😂😂😂 im dying

  • @Nino-xf9rj
    @Nino-xf9rj 7 років тому +4566

    Gordon would never insult my food

    • @ICE77077
      @ICE77077 7 років тому +370

      Nino HELLO MY NAME IS

    • @corteiz
      @corteiz 7 років тому +299

      Paulo Dybala NINOOOOOOOOO

    • @darealwan6831
      @darealwan6831 7 років тому +203

      Nino takes a picture of him eating your food

    • @jupiter9533
      @jupiter9533 7 років тому +106

      I thought you cleaned things?

    • @diehardnygiantsfan6569
      @diehardnygiantsfan6569 7 років тому +147

      Get back to cleaning or I'll tell your brother you ran up to every table last night and said: "Hello my name's NINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

  • @MrMLBson09
    @MrMLBson09 6 років тому +264

    5:07
    "how long has he been here?"
    "too long"
    "you're not wrong there"
    *rekt.*

    • @sce2aux464
      @sce2aux464 6 років тому +5

      "Martin lost his mojo around here many years ago." (Cut to Martin)

  • @strongllc1727
    @strongllc1727 6 років тому +99

    Gordon has a view of respect that makes people like him. Let me explain, he displays respect towards people in the show if they display initial respect. Gordon is a true philanthropist

  • @ridzkiandiyono4773
    @ridzkiandiyono4773 6 років тому +829

    "Is it dead? (while pointing out at one of the lobsters in the fish tank)"
    *"No, I think they're just sleeping.."*
    Me: Are You f***ing kidding me? 😁

    • @pushfrog18
      @pushfrog18 6 років тому +9

      And then he claims it's unacceptable lol after disagreeing

    • @Hannah-cf4ev
      @Hannah-cf4ev 5 років тому +6

      They're pining for the fjords!

    • @vasheal
      @vasheal 5 років тому

      @@Hannah-cf4ev lmfao... Nice dude

    • @Gyrbae
      @Gyrbae 5 років тому +1

      @@Hannah-cf4ev That... is an ex lobster!

    • @rosemarry2402
      @rosemarry2402 5 років тому +1

      Poor lobster

  • @Rm00709
    @Rm00709 7 років тому +158

    waiter: "where did you get the idea for the scallops?"
    chef: "oh for fucks sake"
    ...thanks for the answer lol

  • @FlowersArgo
    @FlowersArgo 6 років тому +536

    When the owners said "Greece" the chefs thought they said "grease"
    I'm hilarious ha.

    • @garou79
      @garou79 6 років тому +2

      xD

    • @squeet6831
      @squeet6831 6 років тому +4

      Omg, I've found another me!

    • @JenniferKGraf
      @JenniferKGraf 5 років тому +15

      I WANT MORE GREEECEEE
      *adds more grease*

    • @KotsarisGR
      @KotsarisGR 5 років тому +2

      I am Greek. It is the first time i ever see a dish like that...

    • @rickyli0n568
      @rickyli0n568 4 роки тому

      Lmao

  • @nchavez314
    @nchavez314 6 років тому +206

    I love how since the servers didn’t make the food they just roast the food and chefs as well

  • @ritvicknayaak8757
    @ritvicknayaak8757 7 років тому +1917

    THIS SAUSAGE ALMOST KILLED HER YOU DONUT!

    • @GetintheCAH
      @GetintheCAH 7 років тому +2

      Ritwik Nayak a Penn State administrator walks into a butt.

    • @worthplayingfor2197
      @worthplayingfor2197 7 років тому

      Ritwik Nayak this is actually funny.

    • @hughgeerekshan6228
      @hughgeerekshan6228 7 років тому +4

      **insert lenny face here**

    • @callmewaves1160
      @callmewaves1160 7 років тому +14

      Ritwik Nayak I died when she started coughing after eating the sausage. If you die eating your chef's food your restaurant is dead

    • @Patchess
      @Patchess 7 років тому

      G o o d

  • @hellschicchannel2815
    @hellschicchannel2815 5 років тому +159

    I came for the giant vegetable shown in the vid

  • @SurahOnline
    @SurahOnline 6 років тому +2672

    That lobsters fresh....even though it died. It's good. 😅😂😂😂😂 LMAO

    • @K-R-O-L
      @K-R-O-L 6 років тому +31

      i puked in my mouth when he said that :(

    • @keshafananimalgirl3416
      @keshafananimalgirl3416 6 років тому +5

      Surah Online youre hot 😍

    • @crazyepicfortnitegamer8426
      @crazyepicfortnitegamer8426 6 років тому +2

      Krol 👅💦

    • @pjg19751
      @pjg19751 6 років тому +60

      That lobster can't be dead. Nino personally cleaned the tank. I have the photos.

    • @Ward1706
      @Ward1706 6 років тому +9

      The logic behind that is so flawed.

  • @emopetescreaminginthedista4046
    @emopetescreaminginthedista4046 6 років тому +131

    "The lobster is fresh. Even though it died, its still good." 😭😭😂😂

  • @romanXaxol
    @romanXaxol 6 років тому +381

    If i see Ramsey walkong thru the door at the food place i work at.
    Im quitting and running thru the back door.

  • @chakfungcheung3318
    @chakfungcheung3318 6 років тому +272

    2:08 No salt, gonna add some dandruff in

    • @deeluu7560
      @deeluu7560 5 років тому +5

      Jason Cheung I'm sure his dandruff is FULL of seasoning.

  • @joellejohnson4153
    @joellejohnson4153 6 років тому +240

    I feel bad for those lobsters, all crammed together though

    • @-Vitalis-
      @-Vitalis- 6 років тому +13

      They have more space than people in NYC.

    • @vegangurly
      @vegangurly 5 років тому +22

      It's Candy Time Boys and Girls cool but people in New York City have the choice to be there or not

    • @-Vitalis-
      @-Vitalis- 5 років тому +19

      @@vegangurly That's exactly what worries me about NYC inhabitants LOL

    • @walterdekaey
      @walterdekaey 5 років тому +6

      No thanks B And then cooked alive!

    • @mennograafmans1595
      @mennograafmans1595 4 роки тому +4

      If you have lobsters like that in an aquarium, at least give them some space before they die.

  • @Xlousivee
    @Xlousivee 7 років тому +1127

    Rami:Like Gordon Ramsay says, fuck mey!😂😂 that line always kills me

    • @Xlousivee
      @Xlousivee 7 років тому +6

      Anikah Rabbani 😂😂damn

    • @prime-naga0070
      @prime-naga0070 7 років тому +2

      Where is this... which minute?

    • @Xlousivee
      @Xlousivee 7 років тому +1

      Malik Gunebakan not in this lol it's" rami and moe launch night" at 2:27

    • @lukebennet6989
      @lukebennet6989 6 років тому

      You aced the spelling meyt! 😂😉

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander 6 років тому

      AK Films
      If I get a dollar for every time Ramsay say "Fuck Me" I'll be rich

  • @afkinweebthatloveshotanime3101
    @afkinweebthatloveshotanime3101 7 років тому +50

    8:20
    Gordon :"is it dead? "
    Owner :"Nahhh i think they are just sleeping"

    • @awesomegamercz
      @awesomegamercz 6 років тому +2

      Afkinweebthat loveshotanimeboys *Insert TechRax reference here*

    • @Urmomdotcom435
      @Urmomdotcom435 6 років тому +1

      Love ur profile pic

  • @ShaliniSingh-js6ch
    @ShaliniSingh-js6ch 5 років тому +43

    He does not insult the food
    He insults the chefs that disrespect food

  • @NoobMaster-tn8di
    @NoobMaster-tn8di 6 років тому +313

    How to make caesar salad.
    Lettuce with sauce. DONE.
    How to make grilled caesar salad.
    Grill a lettuce, put the sauce.DONE.

    • @fabib2031
      @fabib2031 4 роки тому

      He made it himself idiot: ua-cam.com/video/Ya8J1-9sYU4/v-deo.html

    • @sebast9477
      @sebast9477 4 роки тому +2

      @@fabib2031 Are u stupid?

    • @patriciodiez4990
      @patriciodiez4990 4 роки тому +3

      @@fabib2031 sir that is SAUTED, NOT GRILLED FOR FUCKS SAKE.

    • @Solliebolliehorror
      @Solliebolliehorror 3 роки тому

      Howwww to make carpacio
      1 put self cutted carpacio on plate season it with salt and peper than cut cucumber in small blocks/ and chop sun dryed tomatoes/ seasond olives/ those small peanuts/old cheese/ and than basil mayonaise/ DONE

  • @Tsjernobylol
    @Tsjernobylol 7 років тому +304

    "That lobster is FRESH. Even it did die, ... it's good!" Oh my. A chef that doesnt know not to serve roadkill >_>

    • @kfcgravy5041
      @kfcgravy5041 6 років тому +2

      ☣ Tsjernobylol ☣ lobsters on road?

    • @wendijoe2793
      @wendijoe2793 6 років тому +1

      KFC Gravy yeah he reached for this comment hella

    • @lakie92
      @lakie92 6 років тому +11

      JustinBieber serving an animal that just died compared to serving an animal that was killed specifically to be prepared to eat. There is a difference friend.

    • @Volsraphel
      @Volsraphel 6 років тому

      JustinBieber
      you're a brainlet mate

    • @mikeyunovapix7181
      @mikeyunovapix7181 6 років тому +2

      @JustinBieber you get a dead lobster in your tank, you throw it out. You don't know how long it's been dead and it died from something. Lobsters don't die of old age.

  • @hanako8337
    @hanako8337 4 роки тому +38

    That woman is a big moood
    "Why are we grilling a lettuce?"
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @fabib2031
      @fabib2031 4 роки тому

      He did it himself idiot: ua-cam.com/video/Ya8J1-9sYU4/v-deo.html

    • @eleonore6204
      @eleonore6204 4 роки тому

      @@fabib2031 They're not grilled, they're sauté-ed. They don't have a mark on them, they spend 20 seconds in the pan with oil to wilt. idiot.

    • @kujojotaro4579
      @kujojotaro4579 3 роки тому

      Yea 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @kujojotaro4579
      @kujojotaro4579 3 роки тому

      I like youre profile pic

    • @barombolobombolo1501
      @barombolobombolo1501 3 роки тому

      So the mood of questioning grilled lettuce?
      Not everything is a mood, stop trying to make it so

  • @marilynquaye1864
    @marilynquaye1864 7 років тому +298

    "Only I taste garlic and grease " - 5 mins later - "cough cough cough..."

    • @chicoandthem4n
      @chicoandthem4n 6 років тому +1

      Marilyn Quaye she died too. So sad smh

    • @cindya3612
      @cindya3612 6 років тому +2

      Was looking for someone to notice 😂

  • @aymanalshehri4393
    @aymanalshehri4393 7 років тому +345

    The corn bread looks like a door opener 😂

    • @JeffDeWitt
      @JeffDeWitt 6 років тому +10

      A wedge of cornbread I understand, hush puppies I understand, but both hush puppies and a wedge of cornbread on the same dish?!?

    • @jayneyy906
      @jayneyy906 6 років тому +13

      Ayman Alshehri do you mean a door stopper ?

    • @qures5763
      @qures5763 6 років тому +3

      Jeff DeWitt that's what I was thinking because isn't a hush puppy just fried cornbread???

    • @dollsNcats
      @dollsNcats 6 років тому +6

      I though it was a cheese cake lol 😂😂😂

    • @elias_xp95
      @elias_xp95 6 років тому

      Sponge cake and meat.

  • @troyfaure4315
    @troyfaure4315 4 роки тому +23

    "Its salty"
    Man vomits
    "Did you tase it"
    Man vomits again

  • @SFBWasTaken
    @SFBWasTaken 7 років тому +352

    "That lobster is fresh, even though it died... it's good"

    • @MV60
      @MV60 7 років тому +59

      It's just sleeping.

    • @blacknote6945
      @blacknote6945 7 років тому +1

      MV60 w e l l rested

    • @jbvader721
      @jbvader721 7 років тому +1

      MV60 It was pining for the fjords.

    • @mfree80286
      @mfree80286 7 років тому +2

      .... someone's got absolutely no business cooking food for anyone else but himself, and even that's iffy.

    • @gabrielgerhard9122
      @gabrielgerhard9122 7 років тому

      kkona

  • @Kim.Garian
    @Kim.Garian 7 років тому +1290

    That poor waitress at #10.

    • @papa.cakes1248
      @papa.cakes1248 7 років тому +10

      xXGhoulishNinjaTurtleXx how bad is it that I chuckled

    • @f.lashby8298
      @f.lashby8298 7 років тому +128

      xXGhoulishNinjaTurtleXx she almost died, but "I'm OK" while she sounds like Darth Vader without a mask lmao

    • @PS2Damon
      @PS2Damon 7 років тому +26

      it's not funny if you are uncontrollably coughing

    • @Needausernamesoo
      @Needausernamesoo 7 років тому +26

      She’s a vampire

    • @Needausernamesoo
      @Needausernamesoo 7 років тому +45

      The garlic really got her

  • @yuvrajpradhan522
    @yuvrajpradhan522 4 роки тому +14

    9:41 "its a grilled lettuce, cant go wrong with that"

  • @ligmasugma3650
    @ligmasugma3650 7 років тому +876

    Does it remind you of Greece
    I only taste grease
    😂😂😂😂❤️

    • @justjoss3290
      @justjoss3290 6 років тому +1

      That shit had me dead😂😂💀

    • @jejeje6034
      @jejeje6034 6 років тому

      Tenzin jampa yep

    • @TauGeneration
      @TauGeneration 6 років тому

      There is more grease in this dish that in the Greek house

  • @lilymae6347
    @lilymae6347 7 років тому +123

    the title makes you think it's a shock that he's insulting the food but he just does it in his sleep

    • @Soul_Alpha
      @Soul_Alpha 7 років тому +1

      lily mae Plot twist: all these instances are of him dreaming on a regular night.

    • @Zeus-sv6wi
      @Zeus-sv6wi 7 років тому +5

      Gordan: “the lettuce is raw!!!” *snores* “the water is dry you donkey!” *snooores*

    • @josukesjojoke5671
      @josukesjojoke5671 7 років тому

      Lmaoo 😂

  • @ok-kb7yz
    @ok-kb7yz 4 роки тому +180

    Gordon Ramsay as gynaecologist
    WOMEN SPREAD LEGS
    GORDON: its dry.

  • @sakshithakar9585
    @sakshithakar9585 7 років тому +366

    "I feel like doing a cartwheel out of here"

    • @Revion91
      @Revion91 7 років тому +9

      I wanna see that

    • @plowhz
      @plowhz 7 років тому +7

      He really stepped up his game when it comes to oneliners

    • @lilgrimzy6519
      @lilgrimzy6519 7 років тому +1

      i died lmao

  • @ericpark9983
    @ericpark9983 7 років тому +327

    “That dinosaur is fresh, even though its dead, its fresh”

    • @aparajitob
      @aparajitob 6 років тому +4

      It didn't die though...it passed away.

    • @jojoanimated7314
      @jojoanimated7314 6 років тому +1

      Aparajito Bhattacharya THEY MURDERED IT IN ITS SLEEP

  • @chasitythorne2078
    @chasitythorne2078 5 років тому +8

    "Cornbread looks like a door opener", "pinwheel? I feel like doing a cartwheel out of here", and "is he allergic to salt" were my faves 😂😂😂

  • @MrSamyboy234
    @MrSamyboy234 7 років тому +995

    Gordon Ramsay : Is this footage edited?
    Editor : No sir, this is the raw footage
    Gordon Ramsay : FUCK ME!

    • @ChimeraArts
      @ChimeraArts 7 років тому +17

      Lil Meme and comment awards goes to...

    • @nisaac1216
      @nisaac1216 7 років тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @VortexbeastWaaagh
      @VortexbeastWaaagh 7 років тому +2

      um, excuse me, madam? F*ck me? How about f*ck you!

    • @angelbeen6535
      @angelbeen6535 7 років тому

      Ismail Asad I don't know if that sarcasm or not

    • @VortexbeastWaaagh
      @VortexbeastWaaagh 7 років тому

      +septiplier fangirl no no it's one of his quotes😂😂😂

  • @sancho2112
    @sancho2112 7 років тому +122

    "It's Dead But It's Fresh"
    Howww the fuckkkkkkkkkkk

    • @DogVill-inc
      @DogVill-inc 7 років тому +8

      Florent Shaqiri that's like drnking rotten milk and saying "nah it's still good"

    • @KenjiAsakura09
      @KenjiAsakura09 7 років тому +4

      It's overdue but the cow was fresh

  • @eroj456
    @eroj456 5 років тому +64

    “That lobsters fresh. Even though it died... it’s fresh”
    Read that again slowly 😂

    • @kujojotaro4579
      @kujojotaro4579 3 роки тому +2

      Its dead and its poison now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @UziGameGP
      @UziGameGP 3 роки тому

      Well a lobster has to be killed before eaten.

    • @Volsraphel
      @Volsraphel 3 роки тому

      @@UziGameGP Yeah, but they go bad in just hours if left out so to be fresh they have to be killed and served within the hour

  • @taisiatiron7846
    @taisiatiron7846 7 років тому +256

    Omg when the first lady choked on her own food
    DEAD

    • @pilesmarzigais5762
      @pilesmarzigais5762 7 років тому +4

      Taisia Tiron She didn't choke on it, it was just too much garlic.

    • @aah1021
      @aah1021 7 років тому +49

      It wasnt her own food
      Shes the waitress
      Not the owner or cook

    • @user-kz8vw7ry7o
      @user-kz8vw7ry7o 7 років тому +2

      She was almost dead.

    • @taisiatiron7846
      @taisiatiron7846 7 років тому +3

      aa H ah ok ok
      Don’t make fun of my stupidity pls lolol

    • @aah1021
      @aah1021 7 років тому +5

      Taisia Tiron nah its fine dude

  • @maxxreichel1642
    @maxxreichel1642 7 років тому +464

    Gordon drinks water: “ITS DRY!!!”

  • @J4ckysc4p3
    @J4ckysc4p3 5 років тому +18

    people:" the food is fresh!"
    Gordon:"yea, fresh from the fridge, dam* f*****"
    lol

  • @st4rry4ng3l
    @st4rry4ng3l 7 років тому +92

    *COUGH COUGH* "im okay. Im okay." XD Im ded lmaoooo

  • @xXSilentAgent47Xx
    @xXSilentAgent47Xx 7 років тому +1523

    Gordon should've called 911 for Nino.

  • @drelrod5462
    @drelrod5462 4 роки тому +9

    .."a pinwheel, i feel like doing a cartwheel outta here". 😂

  • @GalilHDD
    @GalilHDD 6 років тому +1271

    Look at the Top left at 2:46

  • @battycrease2005
    @battycrease2005 7 років тому +1339

    I think if Gordon cooked an egg on its own, it would be the tastiest fucking egg ever.

    • @41tinman41
      @41tinman41 7 років тому +101

      You should watch how he made scrambled eggs.

    • @Jack-gu3rm
      @Jack-gu3rm 7 років тому +147

      Once I was sick and my highschool boyfriend asked me if he could make me something to eat. I said I wanted eggs and he said he didn't know how to make eggs, so I think I picked something else like toast.
      Anyway, I found him in the kitchen a few minutes later watching UA-cam videos of Gordon Ramsey making egg. They were pretty awesome eggs for a first ever attempt.
      Man he was such a nice bf.

    • @tacoliosis9025
      @tacoliosis9025 7 років тому +10

      I saw your name before your profile pic and I'm so happy for that

    • @1deadpanman
      @1deadpanman 7 років тому +57

      Electric Boogaloo Cool life story m8 should've just said "My ex cooked me eggs after watching Gordon making them and they were tasty af"

    • @marisection2338
      @marisection2338 7 років тому +3

      Electric Boogaloo goals 🙄❤️

  • @moidesu5414
    @moidesu5414 7 років тому +290

    The food insults Gordon Ramsay*

    • @PaulAllen8.30
      @PaulAllen8.30 7 років тому +8

      Relaysted YT good one there ;)

    • @JB_2317
      @JB_2317 7 років тому +5

      Newton's 3rd law hahaha

    • @karaoconnoraliasraidra
      @karaoconnoraliasraidra 6 років тому

      "So, how did you like the chef who tasted you tonight?" "He was awfully dry."

  • @papasteve566
    @papasteve566 6 років тому +351

    Its not a crab cake,
    Its a crap cake 😂😂😂

    • @lostandwastedtime
      @lostandwastedtime 6 років тому +1

      Papasteve 5 crab not crêpe

    • @veronicalodgee4954
      @veronicalodgee4954 6 років тому +2

      I read this as he said it lol

    • @JenniferKGraf
      @JenniferKGraf 5 років тому

      @@lostandwastedtime ooohh I thought they said crêpe

    • @MrSamwise25
      @MrSamwise25 5 років тому +1

      He always makes the weirdest wordplay xD
      *pinwheel makes me want to cartwheel out the door*

  • @autrostic
    @autrostic 5 років тому +10

    Pinwheel? I feel like doing a cartwheel outta here. That had me rolling!

  • @TreChosen
    @TreChosen 7 років тому +44

    Gordon: They got it wrong on the menu, it’s not a crab cake.
    *ITS A CRAP CAKE*

  • @isabelleclark3660
    @isabelleclark3660 6 років тому +225

    I thought the "steak burrito" was lasagna

  • @sarhahillsburg5142
    @sarhahillsburg5142 5 років тому +23

    9:12 this is what you came for xD grilled salad

    • @fabib2031
      @fabib2031 4 роки тому

      He made it himself: ua-cam.com/video/Ya8J1-9sYU4/v-deo.html

  • @bosnianB27
    @bosnianB27 6 років тому +27

    "is he dead?"
    "nah he is just sleeping"

  • @ElectricalExistence
    @ElectricalExistence 7 років тому +42

    "Is that a salmon PinWheel? Fuck me."

  • @berrie6722
    @berrie6722 5 років тому +68

    Why in heavens name would you create a gosh damn SUSHI PIZZA EVEN THE NAME IS CRINGE AND JUST UHH EW🤷🏾‍♀️

    • @ricardomiles2957
      @ricardomiles2957 4 роки тому +3

      The thought process probably is "people like pizza, people like sushi, I bet people will like Sushi Pizza"

  • @Jimmy_TV
    @Jimmy_TV 7 років тому +40

    'I think he's gonna love the salad, its a grilled lettuce, can't go wrong....'

  • @OnlyMichaelJackson
    @OnlyMichaelJackson 7 років тому +15

    I'm here like "look at that trash"
    While I'm sitting eating French fries and popcorn chicken from the school cafeteria and a bread roll that makes me feel like I'm a dog ripping apart a mattress

    • @IcZ2013
      @IcZ2013 7 років тому +2

      That shit makes your food look like food that costs over 2000 bucks

    • @brendengreene868
      @brendengreene868 7 років тому

      I find myself doing the same thing 😂

  • @johnathoncastro
    @johnathoncastro 5 років тому +8

    "Is he dead?" ......no he's only upside down not moving.....lmfaoooo

  • @vintage2706
    @vintage2706 7 років тому +383

    I got click baited by the giant grilled lettuce...

    • @Durva360
      @Durva360 7 років тому +14

      Vintage how the fuck is it click bait?

    • @vintage2706
      @vintage2706 7 років тому +14

      Giant lettuce dude...

    • @alexk1682
      @alexk1682 7 років тому +16

      It's the definition of clickbait, he's not even wearing the same clothing. They just photoshopped g.g.l. to make us interested.

    • @this_is_patrick
      @this_is_patrick 7 років тому +12

      Alex K Not clickbait, dumbfuck, the point of the video is Ramsay's comment about shit food, not the clothes he's wearing. The grilled lettuce is clearly in the video, if you think it's clickbait, you're dumb af.

    • @mariobros474
      @mariobros474 7 років тому +2

      clickbait for all of you with no attention spans

  • @TFLole
    @TFLole 7 років тому +900

    Jeff: NICE

  • @Sandylee00214
    @Sandylee00214 5 років тому +2

    LOL! Gotta love how Gordon puts a napkin on top of that sushi pizza like pronouncing it dead. :,D

  • @HelloMyFavoriteVids
    @HelloMyFavoriteVids 7 років тому +427

    10. Got Damn!
    9. "..Door opener" Lmfao!! 😂
    8. that shit was frozen
    7. A pile of shit!
    6. "Is the oven on??"
    5. Crap cake not a crab cake 😂😂
    4. Ad for a diaper lmfao!
    3. Pizza sushi style?? I'm fucking confused. 😕
    2. A dead lobster!! " That lobsters fresh even though it's dead it's good" Wtf
    1. Grilled freaking lettuce? "You can't go wrong with grilled lettuce" Ummmmm yes you can 😂😂😂

  • @H84Gabor
    @H84Gabor 6 років тому +69

    "Even though it died... it's good."

    • @gabrielgalindo1665
      @gabrielgalindo1665 5 років тому +1

      it's only good if BOILED. a dead lobster full of dirty bacteria ain't good at all

    • @Catboi9000
      @Catboi9000 5 років тому

      Said the raccoon XD

  • @newbiegamelover4767
    @newbiegamelover4767 5 років тому +5

    That first waitress. She instantly knew what Gordon was talking about.😁
    (I shouldn't be laughing, but that did get me.)

  • @MukuonChannel
    @MukuonChannel 7 років тому +43

    The Grilled Lettuce is like a Vegan Nightmare.

  • @reginanicole3057
    @reginanicole3057 7 років тому +22

    Honestly if I was his waitress, even if he was bashing everything on the menu, if he called me darling, I’d just melt.

  • @antonioiannacci560
    @antonioiannacci560 5 років тому +10

    " it's like a car wash moist and mushy" 🤣🤣🤣