Xi reviews armed forces at China's National Day military parade

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  • @1nvuu
    @1nvuu 4 роки тому +3248

    "The whole class when you came late"
    7:19

    • @lastbear1502
      @lastbear1502 4 роки тому +91

      Me and boy in ww3 see girl pretty

    • @dandyrachman5555
      @dandyrachman5555 4 роки тому +14

      The guy on the very rigth. His face seems familiar to me🤣. And his face doesnt look like chineese people🤣

    • @ClivonBarris
      @ClivonBarris 4 роки тому +7

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 or when you ask a question to the teacher in the middle of the class🤣🤣it’s just ridiculous

    • @abde09
      @abde09 4 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @beanz4852
      @beanz4852 4 роки тому +2

      Dandy Rachman bruh not all Chinese people look like their stereotypes. For example I look half white half Filipino but I’m chinese

  • @GeneCAu
    @GeneCAu 5 років тому +3655

    Xi looks like he's in front of a green screen.

    • @decespugliatorenucleare3780
      @decespugliatorenucleare3780 5 років тому +145

      he might as well be: no fucking way those mikes are not gonna pick up tons of wind noise with a car going like that

    • @FG-gt8om
      @FG-gt8om 5 років тому +35

      he is !

    • @regularhoodshow8146
      @regularhoodshow8146 5 років тому +4

      *IKR*

    • @dxelson
      @dxelson 5 років тому +31

      @@decespugliatorenucleare3780 you don't see those huge as mufflers?

    • @sloppydoggy9257
      @sloppydoggy9257 5 років тому +13

      Yeah it's green screen.

  • @ozhaa522
    @ozhaa522 5 років тому +7420

    Xi Jinping looks like Winnie the Pooh

  • @ilikemathematics1590
    @ilikemathematics1590 4 роки тому +324

    6:45
    John K. Kennedy would highly recommend not doing this...

    • @metagiga7626
      @metagiga7626 4 роки тому +37

      ah yes, John *K.* Kennedy, my favorite anti-communist President

    • @PU8698
      @PU8698 4 роки тому +20

      Hold up, who is John K. Kennedy? I know JFK, but who is JKK

    • @fredxd8590
      @fredxd8590 4 роки тому

      There's sniper's everywhere, relax.

    • @deathgamer8086
      @deathgamer8086 4 роки тому

      bit late for that innit xDD

    • @migs6674
      @migs6674 4 роки тому

      Ah yes, John Kennedy Kennedy, my favourite president.

  • @SocialCredit100
    @SocialCredit100 4 роки тому +712

    Imagine the Chinese government just looks at the comments and all they just see is people talking about to the guy who turned his head early

    • @dandyrachman5555
      @dandyrachman5555 4 роки тому +45

      6:22

    • @rohanramani6243
      @rohanramani6243 4 роки тому +52

      yeah that guy happened to disappear lol and no one knows why

    • @ycnsnta
      @ycnsnta 4 роки тому +12

      Probably dead by now

    • @larryyao1322
      @larryyao1322 4 роки тому +5

      I think everyone watching the live that day had already recognized that

    • @GOODNOIGHT
      @GOODNOIGHT 4 роки тому

      Sir _oofalot Better believe theyd count that shit lmao

  • @ifirekirby7498
    @ifirekirby7498 5 років тому +3382

    Damn, that’s a lot of NPCs. My computer couldn’t handle that many.

    • @ifirekirby7498
      @ifirekirby7498 5 років тому +292

      Mighty Triballian “What they believe in” is what the government believes in, as they are constantly watched and fed propaganda.

    • @ifirekirby7498
      @ifirekirby7498 5 років тому +139

      Mighty Triballian Chinese history is rich but also painful. Under Mao Zedong’s rule, society obeyed him and suffered. With Xi having near total dominance over the country at this point, it’s very possible that a similar situation could occur again.

    • @CatholicWaffen
      @CatholicWaffen 5 років тому +153

      @Mighty Triballian Anyone who is willing to die for some stupid government controlled ideology is a idiot who deserves the title of NPC, cog, or sheeple. There is nothing honorable about allegiance to false idols. To die honorably is poteic but senseless nonetheless. This is mass brain washing nothing more.

    • @ifirekirby7498
      @ifirekirby7498 5 років тому +20

      EVIL GENIUS Amen. By the way, love your profile pic.

    • @user-lf1xm4td7e
      @user-lf1xm4td7e 5 років тому +25

      y‘all just bitching over a bunch of dudes in uniform

  • @ilyabuzukov5754
    @ilyabuzukov5754 4 роки тому +1229

    Nobody:
    The guy who made soldiers: Ctrl + C, Ctrl + V

    • @andowski8776
      @andowski8776 4 роки тому +11

      Nobody:
      The guy who made soldiers: Ctrl + C, Ctrl + V

    • @zooofsocks1924
      @zooofsocks1924 4 роки тому +14

      Nobody:
      The guy who made soldiers: Ctrl + C, Ctrl + V

    • @Babayagaom
      @Babayagaom 4 роки тому +6

      They all look like school kids

    • @MikeCobweb
      @MikeCobweb 4 роки тому +18

      Stop with the nobody jokes people, it’s getting retarded.

    • @andowski8776
      @andowski8776 4 роки тому +12

      @@MikeCobweb Welcome to the UA-cam comment section, Michael.

  • @middayescape5800
    @middayescape5800 4 роки тому +107

    5:59 "DADDYYYYYY" - when a 9 years old girl sees a spider in the bathroom.

  • @Matthew-qx3dh
    @Matthew-qx3dh 5 років тому +1608

    6:22 One of the robotic soldiers malfunctioned

    • @kurtvonfricken6829
      @kurtvonfricken6829 5 років тому +77

      There's always a ” that guy”.

    • @patrickneil7820
      @patrickneil7820 5 років тому +5

      @@kurtvonfricken6829 he isn't the only soldier who turned his head early at that moment... there's another one im guessing their eyes followed the wrong car.

    • @karlmarcs31
      @karlmarcs31 5 років тому +16

      @@patrickneil7820 There was never a car for them to follow

    • @dr.livesey7595
      @dr.livesey7595 4 роки тому +126

      He was executed in the evening

    • @antarikshtyagi
      @antarikshtyagi 4 роки тому +1

      @@dr.livesey7595 purged

  • @towwong2822
    @towwong2822 5 років тому +1714

    6:22 That one dude turned his head too early

    • @razzwolf5907
      @razzwolf5907 5 років тому +273

      poor guy

    • @mahaniyama
      @mahaniyama 5 років тому +347

      his name was added to some list

    • @安荣-f5g
      @安荣-f5g 5 років тому +223

      He was punished with one level deducted and his medal from this time was canceled. That’s it.

    • @hiraprxc2569
      @hiraprxc2569 5 років тому +12

      @@安荣-f5g how did you know?

    • @安荣-f5g
      @安荣-f5g 5 років тому +60

      Reezdeed something is called news

  • @guillermojimenez9072
    @guillermojimenez9072 5 років тому +257

    When are you shiting 7:56

  • @georgedeane2564
    @georgedeane2564 3 роки тому +143

    Anyone who is interested in what Xi is saying:
    Tongzhimen Hao - Greetings Comrades
    Tongzhimen Xinkule - (well done) Comrades (you) have been working hard
    I can't make out what the soldiers are saying but I presume it's a response like "hello..." or "thank you"

    • @JuicyFruitCR
      @JuicyFruitCR 2 роки тому +15

      When he said 同志们好, the soldiers responded with 总书好, or "Greetings General Secretary!"

    • @mikeetoo96
      @mikeetoo96 2 роки тому +4

      Thank you I don't speak madarin, but I would scream out loud what Xi was saying! Now I know and its even cooler

    • @QilianX
      @QilianX 2 роки тому +5

      soldiers also reponsed: 为人民服务 (we serve the people)

    • @persepolis9592
      @persepolis9592 2 роки тому +1

      Thank you all that's what I was looking for ! Long life to China from Iran !

    • @dysfunctionalthor4719
      @dysfunctionalthor4719 2 роки тому +1

      He really looks excited by greeting them

  • @blablagame3914
    @blablagame3914 4 роки тому +478

    8:26 the simulation glitches

    • @learnlaw1363
      @learnlaw1363 4 роки тому +12

      blablagame yes. The video looks fake and like it has layers of green screen effects

    • @Centre14
      @Centre14 4 роки тому +1

      learn law exactly what i thought. kinda looks green screeny. probably real tho

    • @Noname-gh3sq
      @Noname-gh3sq 4 роки тому +3

      6:23 in the back betwen this first 2

    • @imaginewagon8177
      @imaginewagon8177 4 роки тому

      @@learnlaw1363 yeah but thats real tho

    • @faker3033
      @faker3033 4 роки тому

      @@learnlaw1363 ye true but i think it is real tho, because this was a live broadcast with actual ppl there, woild not make sense to greenscreen it and fake it, much easier to just do it, they done it before so ....

  • @gammaray3282
    @gammaray3282 5 років тому +566

    7:23
    USA Army : Thats the 8th time I killed that guy....

    • @abdullahabdulaziz
      @abdullahabdulaziz 5 років тому +19

      Wait what we are surrounded by the same guy..?

    • @rixille
      @rixille 5 років тому +7

      Really? I can see variation in their faces.

    • @pankourlaut
      @pankourlaut 5 років тому +7

      That's just like saying all black people ... oh nevermind

    • @user-cc4kq6hl4c
      @user-cc4kq6hl4c 5 років тому

      Priest shadow clone ?

    • @SmileSilentlyToBeFeared
      @SmileSilentlyToBeFeared 5 років тому +9

      @@pankourlaut Ofc you can't say that, black people don't look the same. Don't be racist... *5 minutes later in YT* -These chineses all look the same hAHahAaHha.

  • @sauravbarman4252
    @sauravbarman4252 4 роки тому +514

    5:29 did someone yell "GRENADE"?

  • @АлександрИванов-х4с4ъ

    10:06 Timmy!

    • @anyonegotasnickersbar
      @anyonegotasnickersbar 4 роки тому +17

      More like *Jimmy*

    • @dalibor6151
      @dalibor6151 4 роки тому +3

      LoooL! Nice one xD

    • @RMBII91
      @RMBII91 4 роки тому +11

      "Well gee Timmy, wh-wh-why did we c-c-come all th-the way to Ch-Ch-China to see Winnie th-th-th, Winnie th-th-th, Winnie the Pooh?"
      "TIMMAY!!!"

    • @翁云中
      @翁云中 4 роки тому +7

      It's jinhli, which means "solute! "

    • @mateogonzalez3707
      @mateogonzalez3707 4 роки тому

      翁云中 What does Xi Jinping say afterwards and what do they respond?

  • @vincent34valentine41
    @vincent34valentine41 5 років тому +270

    Legends say: that he still drives in his car and greets the army.

  • @randolphsavage9760
    @randolphsavage9760 5 років тому +2955

    I can see Winnie the Pooh has done well for himself.

    • @RightHandedMan25
      @RightHandedMan25 5 років тому +25

      leading a world superpower is hilarious

    • @nonchasuwamvachi7060
      @nonchasuwamvachi7060 5 років тому +3

      Oh nO🤦‍♂️

    • @phanvanhoa
      @phanvanhoa 5 років тому +6

      I thought Randy murdered him, no?

    • @freedrugs3482
      @freedrugs3482 5 років тому +5

      How funny would it be if someone deep faked Xi Dung Bong with Winnie? very, GET ON IT!!! and I'm not talking about just the head

    • @freedrugs3482
      @freedrugs3482 5 років тому

      How funny would it be if someone deep faked Xi Dung Bong with Winnie? very, GET ON IT!!! and I'm not talking about just the head

  • @AliHadi374
    @AliHadi374 4 роки тому +305

    The pressure on those few soldiers at the beginning is beyond my thoughts

    • @syednajafi3280
      @syednajafi3280 4 роки тому +31

      Says the guy who puts pressure on people making food 😂😬

    • @masyaf897
      @masyaf897 4 роки тому +1

      @@syednajafi3280 LMFAO

    • @ruprup-p1h
      @ruprup-p1h 4 роки тому +6

      @Chilly Chick don't tell him!

    • @uchihaneo1
      @uchihaneo1 4 роки тому +1

      Tommy Lee 雷 yes he is real he is burden ramsey

    • @Boooooooooo541
      @Boooooooooo541 4 роки тому

      @@ruprup-p1h lol

  • @misskonaxia
    @misskonaxia 3 роки тому +88

    Translation:
    Xi: Hey what's up
    PLA: YOOOOO WHAT'S UPPPP

  • @OrloCanalo
    @OrloCanalo 5 років тому +889

    When u step on a Lego in corridor: 7:56

    • @MutterdesHerrnBarakas
      @MutterdesHerrnBarakas 4 роки тому +43

      bro you killed me 😂

    • @mik7517
      @mik7517 4 роки тому +4

      @@MutterdesHerrnBarakas DEAD :D :D :D

    • @railarea7716
      @railarea7716 4 роки тому +5

      aaaaAaAaAAaa

    • @mst7806
      @mst7806 4 роки тому +7

      I laughed until I stopped. That's gold.

    • @tralalaklak
      @tralalaklak 4 роки тому +1

      :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • @andybub45
    @andybub45 4 роки тому +260

    When you're using your phone in class and the teacher calls your name 10:28

  • @welldoitlive8769
    @welldoitlive8769 4 роки тому +271

    6:35
    Xi Jinping: *Chinese call to attention or whatever*
    Tanks: *silence*

    • @Haxurs
      @Haxurs 4 роки тому +6

      lol

    • @云心-q7f
      @云心-q7f 4 роки тому +2

      There are 100 flags representing 100 teams that have made significant sacrifices and contributions.

    • @deathgamer8086
      @deathgamer8086 4 роки тому +1

      yh exactly they shud sack the tanks

    • @jeremyjohnson2466
      @jeremyjohnson2466 4 роки тому +2

      We'll Do It Live! The tanks don’t speak Chinese

    • @71637
      @71637 4 роки тому +20

      He is saying “Hello Comrades!”
      I’m not kidding, I translated this

  • @maxdamian9380
    @maxdamian9380 4 роки тому +302

    Me: opens a bag of gum
    The rest of the class : 7:20

  • @aryaa7334
    @aryaa7334 4 роки тому +224

    The app tabs when i open my moms phone
    7:23

  • @zakky4048
    @zakky4048 4 роки тому +624

    7:56 when u step a lego

  • @tangocharliedd-2146
    @tangocharliedd-2146 4 роки тому +295

    6:36 when you said hello to cool kids and they ignored you
    6:46 your reaction be like

    • @lain39x
      @lain39x 4 роки тому +3

      Wtf lmao

    • @user46352
      @user46352 4 роки тому +11

      @@lain39x wdym, Winnie the Pooh is the cool kid

    • @cesartavarezcorp.7959
      @cesartavarezcorp.7959 4 роки тому

      Hahahahaha

    • @reshashirodkar7698
      @reshashirodkar7698 4 роки тому +2

      bruh thats the same reaction i see everywhere on his face

    • @linsanhao7415
      @linsanhao7415 4 роки тому +1

      Lol that's not funny cuz that is xi said hello to the soldier who died for our country in the war before. These flags present their souls.

  • @Cesar1492Enjoyer
    @Cesar1492Enjoyer 4 роки тому +22

    Who's here before China invades Taiwan and start WWIII.

    • @who9042
      @who9042 4 роки тому

      Even our west philippine sea

  • @thedonmarlo
    @thedonmarlo 4 роки тому +283

    this dude look like a grandmother when you refuse to eat

    • @criticmaster178
      @criticmaster178 4 роки тому +4

      Marlon G 😂😂😂😂😂👌

    • @knz5893
      @knz5893 4 роки тому +5

      This comment killed me

  • @thomasbranz6202
    @thomasbranz6202 4 роки тому +708

    When Xi said "Tong jimmahao" I felt that

  • @kevinTG554
    @kevinTG554 5 років тому +460

    My entire class when I open a pack of candy 7:18

    • @AlxzAlec
      @AlxzAlec 4 роки тому

      Davy Jones XD

    • @idilxoa9477
      @idilxoa9477 4 роки тому +2

      are you fat?😂

    • @360bandman
      @360bandman 4 роки тому +1

      @@idilxoa9477 that's mean

    • @eksdee2170
      @eksdee2170 4 роки тому

      @@360bandman Welcome to the internet

    • @theparadigm8149
      @theparadigm8149 4 роки тому

      Davy Jones Did they seize the means of production like Mao Zedong? 😂

  • @eduardtokaryev6801
    @eduardtokaryev6801 4 роки тому +122

    Xi looks depressed throughout the whole video.

    • @vladekeslav
      @vladekeslav 4 роки тому +3

      XD

    • @ParseeAikoku
      @ParseeAikoku 3 роки тому +5

      Alternative title: Depressed Xi on the car for 12:25 minutes

    • @Jamhael1
      @Jamhael1 10 місяців тому

      Nah, he looks like "I wanted to be at home, watch the game, drink a beer. But NOOOO, I have go be HERE, doing all this pageantry just so the US finally stop bothering us..."

    • @kashmirha
      @kashmirha 7 місяців тому

      He looks like a narcissistic like Napoleon, power is deeply corrupting him. He thinks how many will he have to sacrifice for their own power if he have to. Brrr.

  • @instak9011
    @instak9011 5 років тому +319

    2:20 The guy at the back just completely monged out 😂😂

    • @IMTHEAVP
      @IMTHEAVP 5 років тому +14

      instakill90 nearly crapped my pants from laughing

    • @CactusCacti2000
      @CactusCacti2000 5 років тому +1

      he did

    • @Us30zone
      @Us30zone 5 років тому +25

      Bro that’s high grade weed

    • @BzBlade
      @BzBlade 5 років тому +5

      he was later executed

    • @mathewjensen6903
      @mathewjensen6903 5 років тому

      zozzed

  • @arthurcardon1440
    @arthurcardon1440 5 років тому +123

    6:24 too early mate

  • @mau3304
    @mau3304 4 роки тому +388

    3:19 meeting people while corona be like

    • @hklassehutten1476
      @hklassehutten1476 4 роки тому

      Yeah it's like meeting Xi face to face during the 70th anniversary parade in front of the military while being live to the whole country

    • @你爸临死前说
      @你爸临死前说 4 роки тому

      yes😂😂

    • @adityaselvaria
      @adityaselvaria 4 роки тому +3

      They created the virus, they'll manage

    • @MaheshKumar-vw6uo
      @MaheshKumar-vw6uo 4 роки тому

      @@adityaselvaria nice joke they didt created it

    • @user46352
      @user46352 4 роки тому +1

      @@MaheshKumar-vw6uo nothing happened in the Wuhan P4 lab

  • @brycehans2765
    @brycehans2765 4 роки тому +124

    China: We can make our soldiers march in unison
    World: But do you have any honey?

  • @nojuststfu2942
    @nojuststfu2942 5 років тому +196

    2:18 they get the award for holding their laugh

    • @nighthawk4288
      @nighthawk4288 5 років тому +9

      😂😂😂 like someone has farted

    • @thalmoragent9344
      @thalmoragent9344 5 років тому +1

      NA
      🤣 those guys got me rolling! 😅👏🏾 like they’re hiding something!

    • @nojuststfu2942
      @nojuststfu2942 5 років тому +17

      They roasting eachother in their minds Hahahahah

    • @GTXTi-db5xu
      @GTXTi-db5xu 5 років тому

      why would they be laughing

    • @reiska8544
      @reiska8544 5 років тому +4

      The guy at the back looks like he's stoned

  • @JC.Whips32
    @JC.Whips32 5 років тому +299

    7:56 me on the toilet after some spicy hot taco bell

    • @AlxzAlec
      @AlxzAlec 4 роки тому +4

      no one asked

    • @GeorgeeWBush
      @GeorgeeWBush 4 роки тому +5

      hey how do you sound like after some spicy hot taco bell

    • @crusaderboiytreal5874
      @crusaderboiytreal5874 4 роки тому +1

      @@GeorgeeWBush it sound like end of the china

    • @PTChris1
      @PTChris1 4 роки тому +3

      LMAO im laughing so hard

    • @mi3night339
      @mi3night339 4 роки тому +11

      @@AlxzAlec no one asked u to be alive either

  • @ikkeman7920
    @ikkeman7920 4 роки тому +181

    7:19 My classmate when i opened a bag of chips

  • @umnachtet5229
    @umnachtet5229 3 роки тому +139

    You can't deny the spectacular amount of swag he radiates throughout all of his appearances.

  • @AKSHUNAK
    @AKSHUNAK 4 роки тому +127

    6:36
    how you doing?
    Tanks:

  • @CFourxd
    @CFourxd 5 років тому +276

    They're all so incredibly disciplined it's insane

    • @tomcat7746
      @tomcat7746 5 років тому +74

      CFour you would be to if your family were under surveillance

    • @SinicizedTurk
      @SinicizedTurk 5 років тому +100

      Rather have discipline than school shootings and high crime rates

    • @djj0127
      @djj0127 5 років тому +13

      @@tomcat7746 nonsense

    • @marvuika
      @marvuika 5 років тому +16

      @@djj0127 Chinese internet five cents comment attacker ?

    • @安荣-f5g
      @安荣-f5g 5 років тому +1

      Forever 。 Forever 。 How? It is indeed nonsense and someone doesn’t have to be paid to point that out.

  • @Bestcirculator
    @Bestcirculator 4 роки тому +196

    weird this video is edited. the army has only 1 face.

    • @sivisionCEO
      @sivisionCEO 4 роки тому +5

      nice racisum comms dummy

    • @stevenwan9561
      @stevenwan9561 4 роки тому +3

      bruh........... well they intentionally choose people who look the same to be in the same platoon/group that marches together.

    • @zouzhengliling
      @zouzhengliling 4 роки тому +3

      Because this is an army, not a circus

    • @sykebitch4022
      @sykebitch4022 4 роки тому

      @@sivisionCEO no lacisum hele

    • @ricardomilos83
      @ricardomilos83 4 роки тому +1

      The first Clone army haha

  • @Live-qf2lg
    @Live-qf2lg 4 роки тому +200

    Yes you have guns and stuff but...
    You don't happen to have any honey Do You?

  • @damarh
    @damarh 4 роки тому +181

    6:18 those guns look like cardboard cutouts.

  • @nepolionking2393
    @nepolionking2393 4 роки тому +207

    6:08 so china is hiding that their president can fly🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lvpn144
    @lvpn144 5 років тому +80

    PLA/PLA Navy/PLA Airforce stand for peace and security their number one concern is for the welfare of their citizens.

    • @martinharhovsky7712
      @martinharhovsky7712 5 років тому +13

      Tiananmen Square

    • @dropbear4000
      @dropbear4000 5 років тому

      Martin Harhovsky shhhhhhh

    • @princeofwar4551
      @princeofwar4551 5 років тому +1

      And yet they stealing islands from other countries

    • @karlanthonybarraca1641
      @karlanthonybarraca1641 5 років тому +2

      For peace? 🤣 you kiddin?
      Ask southeast nations if they're peacefull! 🤣

    • @scythal
      @scythal 5 років тому

      @@princeofwar4551 China is simply repeating what the US did. Claim a bunch of islands all over the place.

  • @noahk
    @noahk 4 роки тому +61

    Hot substitute teacher: *walks in*
    Me and the boys: 10:35

  • @jayabalanjj
    @jayabalanjj 4 роки тому +91

    08:27 the reaction your mom gives when you have done something wrong and you try to crack silly jokes to maker her laugh 😅😅😅

    • @VM03936
      @VM03936 4 роки тому +3

      Xi jinping looks like my mom...By the way,jinping is so cute.🥰🥰😍😍

    • @captrain7498
      @captrain7498 4 роки тому +1

      Shut up he just claim the west philippine sea shut up aj

    • @jiji7250
      @jiji7250 4 роки тому +1

      Looks fraustrated af

  • @TropicalAsian-1000
    @TropicalAsian-1000 4 роки тому +129

    7:33
    “Goodie”
    “Home of the single lad”
    “alright captain fall out“

  • @OpelKadett289
    @OpelKadett289 4 роки тому +80

    7:56 when Jerry smashes Tom's tail with hammer

  • @snowboardvhsarchive1089
    @snowboardvhsarchive1089 2 роки тому +20

    Look at the reaction on the face of the soldier in the 2nd row at 6:22 when he realises his timing is out. I don't think he'll ever get over that one!

  • @NinjaAcademie
    @NinjaAcademie 5 років тому +80

    6:20 - 1 robot is broken

    • @aaaa20292
      @aaaa20292 4 роки тому

      Александр Яковлев their moves look like robot.

    • @blazingharry5574
      @blazingharry5574 4 роки тому

      😂made my day 😂

    • @nyxlaskar
      @nyxlaskar 4 роки тому

      i thnk that , 1 normal robot

  • @valiatus6719
    @valiatus6719 5 років тому +372

    He's probably gonna march them into Hong Kong.....

    • @AqeelKhan4749
      @AqeelKhan4749 5 років тому +6

      I think so too he said he will crush your Bones.!!

    • @i_nameless_i-jgsdf
      @i_nameless_i-jgsdf 5 років тому +16

      Can not fucking wait...

    • @安荣-f5g
      @安荣-f5g 5 років тому

      Scolar Visari if it will happen, it would have happened way before this 4 month chaos

    • @AqeelKhan4749
      @AqeelKhan4749 5 років тому

      @@安荣-f5g Timing matters Not Time.!!

    • @CapTodd
      @CapTodd 5 років тому +1

      I_NAMELESS_I it would be so cool fighting with us and Russia and Canada and brits 💂🏼‍♀️🇩🇪

  • @detroitdrycleaning3658
    @detroitdrycleaning3658 5 років тому +196

    6:55
    Thats a nice minecraft tank.

    • @DiggeiGeYeeYTP
      @DiggeiGeYeeYTP 5 років тому +4

      DetroitDrycleaning yes.

    • @Haxurs
      @Haxurs 4 роки тому +3

      I think it's called minecraft comofludge or idk

    • @syednajafi3280
      @syednajafi3280 4 роки тому

      If you look carefully you can see Steve in the background 😉

    • @kurtjingco924
      @kurtjingco924 4 роки тому

      lol and its made by china its eazy to penetrate like 50 cal. can penetrate their tank😂😂😂

    • @namehereidk8676
      @namehereidk8676 4 роки тому

      @@DiggeiGeYeeYTP 9

  • @armchairgeneralissimo
    @armchairgeneralissimo 4 роки тому +138

    I just love the part where he greets the tanks and there's just silence.

    • @Localghost5075
      @Localghost5075 3 роки тому +7

      tank man intensifies

    • @AquaHearrt
      @AquaHearrt 3 роки тому +6

      The tanks would give too loud and explosive a response. xD

    • @nadjiguemarful
      @nadjiguemarful 2 роки тому +6

      Lol imagine they greeted him back

    • @JohnElHanafi
      @JohnElHanafi Рік тому

      Remember: Silent by deadly!

    • @donnadong5837
      @donnadong5837 Рік тому

      The greeting was not for the tanks😅 it’s for the formation with many flags. That formation was a tribute to all the heroes that sacrificed themselves for the country in the past, ofc they won’t reply

  • @Lokeshkumar-tu8xo
    @Lokeshkumar-tu8xo 4 роки тому +144

    The army is looking like VFX effects in movies

  • @tuckerbugeater
    @tuckerbugeater 3 роки тому +52

    I like how Xi always looks like he's well rested.

    • @kroneexe
      @kroneexe 2 роки тому +3

      good, and I hope is eating enough.

  • @kokofast1
    @kokofast1 4 роки тому +139

    11:23 "I'm doing my part!"

  • @gunscotthdgaming69420
    @gunscotthdgaming69420 4 роки тому +55

    3:19
    The silent kid and the extrovert kid when they meet each other at the halls

  • @yan-chenlin6816
    @yan-chenlin6816 4 роки тому +97

    2:04 Looks like the guy on the right was trying not to laugh

    • @cardster7980
      @cardster7980 4 роки тому +5

      The guy in the middle kind of looks like JYP

    • @naughtiusmaximus789
      @naughtiusmaximus789 4 роки тому

      @@cardster7980 BRUH WTF 😂😂😂 What's he upto now? Hunting Chinese MILFS??

  • @moosesnWoop
    @moosesnWoop 5 років тому +33

    Instead of horses, the generals rode out in black sedans

  • @jordymat3o
    @jordymat3o 4 роки тому +40

    2:56 damn anyone can headshot him

    • @wooakawmiaoaa6840
      @wooakawmiaoaa6840 4 роки тому +6

      Matthew Penaranda ez target

    • @ArtePlays
      @ArtePlays 4 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @toha1729
      @toha1729 4 роки тому +2

      @@Monke.Shorts ok lets use helicopters.
      By the way do the soldiers have ammo?)

    • @我是一个人-e4p
      @我是一个人-e4p 4 роки тому +1

      mateo-P No way, no tall buildings allowed in the area.

    • @metagiga7626
      @metagiga7626 4 роки тому +4

      @@toha1729 they said airspace area is shut pal, i think any unidentified spacecraft would be shot down if you approach without permission

  • @elbrayanqebinquispecondori
    @elbrayanqebinquispecondori 4 роки тому +91

    No one:
    The class clown in the middle of an exam: 7:56

  • @MrYaangkenny
    @MrYaangkenny 4 роки тому +271

    06:23 Errrrr, turned my head too early. 😅😅😅

    • @KhoiNguyen-fq2jz
      @KhoiNguyen-fq2jz 4 роки тому +20

      You still alive??

    • @lelandp17
      @lelandp17 4 роки тому +17

      He survived
      Press F to pay respects.

    • @معلوماتتاريخية-ق6ث
      @معلوماتتاريخية-ق6ث 4 роки тому +1

      Bro how you still alive

    • @stefan5469
      @stefan5469 4 роки тому +1

      You are just a legend 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @TheBlanco951
      @TheBlanco951 4 роки тому +8

      Dude that's fucked up......you owe him your soul now lmao I hope the Chinese Gov. didn't execute him or something.

  • @michaeltolhurst7215
    @michaeltolhurst7215 4 роки тому +54

    All their fancy military stuff looks really impressive until you remember that it's just made in China.

    • @hunterbarkalow465
      @hunterbarkalow465 4 роки тому +4

      It’ll probably break in a week or two

    • @MyZombieCakes
      @MyZombieCakes 4 роки тому +5

      too bad all our iPhones are made in china :'(

    • @arenorg8247
      @arenorg8247 4 роки тому +1

      Michael Tolhurst
      Their stuffs are much better than they sending to others

    • @crazyshorts4278
      @crazyshorts4278 4 роки тому +2

      Your keyboard too

    • @cedricjulio672
      @cedricjulio672 4 роки тому +2

      if these stuffs can kill, well I don't see any difference

  • @chriswoods5715
    @chriswoods5715 4 роки тому +86

    Fun Fact: You have not searched it.

  • @Elbruhman6456
    @Elbruhman6456 4 роки тому +62

    What china sees: military professionals
    what Americans see: honey collectors

    • @cosmicdust7098
      @cosmicdust7098 4 роки тому +2

      America see Islamic Republic of Germanstan

  • @BenLynch1
    @BenLynch1 4 роки тому +95

    4:14 "Damn this is a long road huh"

  • @ys20004
    @ys20004 4 роки тому +62

    When you open a packet of chips
    Your Classroom mates: 9:08

  • @Kevin_the_minion8
    @Kevin_the_minion8 4 роки тому +47

    The way they march- looks like one of our football stretches 😂😂😂

    • @kaiservilhelm6366
      @kaiservilhelm6366 4 роки тому +2

      They walk likes nazis too

    • @josef1391
      @josef1391 3 роки тому +2

      @@kaiservilhelm6366 no they don't, expected better from someone named Kaiser Wilhelm

    • @thekhans2823
      @thekhans2823 3 роки тому

      @@kaiservilhelm6366 lol no

  • @lexington98
    @lexington98 4 роки тому +35

    2:40 Xi looks like ,,oh my god looks like a great way to spend sunday afternoon"

    • @Jamhael1
      @Jamhael1 10 місяців тому +1

      "I could be at home, in my undies, drinking a beer with my wife, and watch the game, but NOOOOOO, 'the country needs you, Comrade Xi, please, help us daddy!' And for what? A PARADE! A F%CKING PARADE! I swear, the next time the Politburo asks me to serve as a Prime Minister, I'll tell them where to shove their 'invitation'... (mumbles until the end of the day of how he hates his job)"

  • @johankoningsteinsalcedo7328
    @johankoningsteinsalcedo7328 4 роки тому +51

    Anyone else get this recommended like a year later???? For some reason???

  • @BengVideo
    @BengVideo 5 років тому +315

    *I don’t remember this scene in Winnie Pooh*

    • @fortress2270
      @fortress2270 5 років тому

      You are so funny

    • @sosopwsi829Jjw9
      @sosopwsi829Jjw9 5 років тому

      I did for some reasom

    • @levitatingbeast9942
      @levitatingbeast9942 5 років тому +7

      @Zhang Zhuisui brainwashed chinese guy your parents and you will be imprisoned in chinese reeducation camps as you used youtube which is permitted in china shame on you!

    • @afonya553
      @afonya553 5 років тому

      He’s a great leader

  • @scarredable
    @scarredable 4 роки тому +66

    No matter from which country the military parades are, i just love it. I don't like war (usually they are artifitial conflicts made by higher powers for their own benefit) but to enlist in the military service and bring your life for what you most cherish, it's somehing priceless

    • @plantmillionsofteees5676
      @plantmillionsofteees5676 3 роки тому +1

      Especially when it is totally against your free will. Lol. I doubt many of these automatons had much say in their enlistment.

    • @nadjiguemarful
      @nadjiguemarful 2 роки тому +2

      The Chinese seem extremely well disciplined and as if they take their drills seriously.

    • @nadjiguemarful
      @nadjiguemarful 2 роки тому

      @@plantmillionsofteees5676 What a joke you are. A dying memory is the West.

    • @JohnFreedman0
      @JohnFreedman0 Рік тому

      Indeed I searched for this video. I also played Red Sun in the Sky over it while he was rolling around in the car. Seemed more fitting.

    • @popkop5448G5
      @popkop5448G5 Рік тому

      🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾

  • @turbo6266
    @turbo6266 4 роки тому +17

    6:52 My dude literally says, "You guys must be tired." and they reply, "Yes, President."

    • @edouardyu8341
      @edouardyu8341 4 роки тому +7

      Not really “辛苦了” means “you worked hard and well”.

    • @turbo6266
      @turbo6266 4 роки тому +4

      @@edouardyu8341 oh ok :)

  • @renzoosuna6703
    @renzoosuna6703 4 роки тому +135

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Xi: Ton je ma hao

    • @AcidicLifestyle
      @AcidicLifestyle 4 роки тому +4

      Soldiers: WEI!! SEI!!! AAAHHH!!!!

    • @TonyAlvar3z
      @TonyAlvar3z 4 роки тому

      Renzo Osuna
      Xi : mo ii eeh ma?
      US : it’s a hoax
      Xi : oa...

    • @oscarcyber3308
      @oscarcyber3308 4 роки тому

      *Tong Zhe Me Hao

    • @callmeplez813
      @callmeplez813 4 роки тому

      it means, "Hello comrades."

    • @naufalrizq
      @naufalrizq 4 роки тому

      6:35
      Xi : ton je ma hao
      Tanks : ....

  • @stonehouse979
    @stonehouse979 5 років тому +36

    So proud of China success and how far they have come... continuily growing with strength...

    • @teokimchew3501
      @teokimchew3501 5 років тому +1

      Hard work is paying back lazy is dreaming only fool no reward

    • @mynamesjeff.f
      @mynamesjeff.f 5 років тому +3

      Lets hope the PRC can make it to 75 years, then you can finally say China lasted longer than the USSR

    • @omarjaafar6020
      @omarjaafar6020 5 років тому +1

      RexXflash !
      every country has there share of crimes

    • @razzwolf5907
      @razzwolf5907 5 років тому

      omar jaafar well they have reeducation camps i think these do not exist in the West🤔

    • @PeterMasalski93
      @PeterMasalski93 5 років тому

      Wu Mao Alert!

  • @Deepakkumar-st4rf
    @Deepakkumar-st4rf 4 роки тому +107

    0:07 When your clock is ticking

    • @rivaldo6957
      @rivaldo6957 4 роки тому +2

      Gondje ma how

    • @hasj
      @hasj 4 роки тому +1

      @@rivaldo6957 tongxing nihao

  • @mehmeh7052
    @mehmeh7052 4 роки тому +35

    The general’s original voice: 👺👺
    The dub: 😴

  • @TheBritishEmpire920
    @TheBritishEmpire920 4 роки тому +50

    Bruh it just looks like the copy and pasted the whole god damn military

  • @onzaday
    @onzaday 5 років тому +25

    Teacher: “What did you do on the weekend?”
    Me:“I jumped of my house roof”
    The whole class: *9:08*

  • @ps3862
    @ps3862 4 роки тому +25

    6:20 he messed up, enjoy your time in forced labor camp.

  • @ghulammustafa6512
    @ghulammustafa6512 3 роки тому +3

    Dear Sir You are a great Leader I love You

  • @milky_memes829
    @milky_memes829 5 років тому +58

    4:05
    1 9 8 9 W E R E M E M B E R T H I S R O A D

    • @ufkun20
      @ufkun20 5 років тому +8

      Can't remember that anything special, like a massacre for instance, has ever happened there

    • @ms.al-mohannadi996
      @ms.al-mohannadi996 5 років тому +4

      The guy who stopped the tank

    • @KY1ELITEYTplzhelpmeimsuicidal
      @KY1ELITEYTplzhelpmeimsuicidal 5 років тому +2

      What are you talking about that never happened

    • @Void_Wars
      @Void_Wars 5 років тому +1

      Milky_Memes wym? This road was clearly built in 19XX

    • @travelleryu
      @travelleryu 5 років тому +1

      That road was built in the 1960s actually. 1989 was when they renovated the whole square.

  • @kms370
    @kms370 5 років тому +115

    6:23 he is already dead

    • @mattball7074
      @mattball7074 5 років тому

      Yea!! Where are you from? HK?

    • @Gryffindor_-gv3jm
      @Gryffindor_-gv3jm 5 років тому +1

      Matt Ball it’s Korean writing

    • @은하수-b6w
      @은하수-b6w 5 років тому

      @@mattball7074 hk free

    • @fulmi8101
      @fulmi8101 5 років тому

      @@heixudbjesygzghshejsjzgsvs3099 not sure but this arent north korea

    • @arjay_2002
      @arjay_2002 4 роки тому +1

      MaxKievo 422 why would he be killed lol... this is why you dummiess gotta stop watching those fictional movies

  • @calito1982
    @calito1982 5 років тому +45

    xi : who is your daddy?
    troops :you are my daddy!!!

    • @alexanderfox5655
      @alexanderfox5655 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂

    • @Trgn
      @Trgn 4 роки тому

      Daddy Xi gonna spank the naughty kids

  • @USEC
    @USEC 4 роки тому +8

    Asians : we dont look all the same
    Also asians 7:19

  • @doha3257
    @doha3257 4 роки тому +79

    Xi looks like he just want to be at his home.

    • @NenekTerbang1
      @NenekTerbang1 4 роки тому

      can i say something?
      NGOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @vrsce0178
      @vrsce0178 4 роки тому +2

      @Joe Smith COVID 19?

    • @zilongf7921
      @zilongf7921 4 роки тому

      Joe Smith please usa responsible for h1n1 in 2009

    • @boringname3657
      @boringname3657 4 роки тому

      @@vrsce0178 He spelled it right.

  • @devanshuverma4834
    @devanshuverma4834 4 роки тому +39

    6:22 if you are Indian then you will know that this scene is so similar to Rajnikanth's movie "Robot" lol...

  • @heocon0541
    @heocon0541 4 роки тому +55

    When someone coughs in front of you and your friends : 2:20

  • @rishithmulgund
    @rishithmulgund 6 місяців тому +1

    7:56 when my neighbour uncle is shitting in the morning and the sound coming from his window,,, Watch it in 0.5x speed

  • @Mr.Reality
    @Mr.Reality 5 років тому +42

    6:22 he had one job.....

    • @Hesoyam69596
      @Hesoyam69596 4 роки тому +4

      He HAD

    • @chancndga4334
      @chancndga4334 4 роки тому +2

      Go to gulag

    • @pingunootnoot1165
      @pingunootnoot1165 4 роки тому +1

      And one live

    • @GTXTi-db5xu
      @GTXTi-db5xu 4 роки тому +1

      @@chancndga4334 why do you guys all think this is north Korea lmao, china didn't become one of the top countries in the world slaughtering whoever messes up, it's still a civilized country. Only free speech is something that is enforced a lot.

    • @한기훈-u1l
      @한기훈-u1l 4 роки тому

      ​@@GTXTi-db5xu Liar

  • @EsKimoS0
    @EsKimoS0 4 роки тому +58

    These dislikes are mostly from americans

    • @davidprocha7708
      @davidprocha7708 4 роки тому +3

      absolutely

    • @mkha4261
      @mkha4261 4 роки тому +12

      No From indian They Can't Fight But Dislike..🤣

    • @abhi581
      @abhi581 4 роки тому +8

      @@mkha4261 hahahha...go and check the history

    • @Babayagaom
      @Babayagaom 4 роки тому +11

      Dislikes from whole world except Pakistan and north korea . Lol

    • @Babayagaom
      @Babayagaom 4 роки тому +14

      @@mkha4261 yes that's why they kicked Pakistan out of kargil, Bangladesh and Siachen

  • @ManofCulture
    @ManofCulture 5 років тому +61

    He looks sleepy and thinking " ah shit, here we go again.."

    • @JoeSmith-ec9ph
      @JoeSmith-ec9ph 5 років тому +4

      Man of Culture 😂😂😂 stood up in his car look at all of these peasants bow down to me or I will blow torch you 😂😂😂

    • @sirpasta4927
      @sirpasta4927 4 роки тому

      He's probably already rehearsed the parade dozens of times. This is like his 20th time doing and watching the exact same thing.

    • @KAI-zl2nr
      @KAI-zl2nr 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂

  • @shivamtyagi4084
    @shivamtyagi4084 4 роки тому +24

    Xi jinping face looks like.....he wants to cry so hard but he need to keep a happy face same time 😂😂😂

    • @kristinreign8026
      @kristinreign8026 4 роки тому

      Regardless. Is a powerful man.

    • @brianellisiscool5875
      @brianellisiscool5875 4 роки тому

      Probably because he feels guilty about betraying his family on a subconscious level.

    • @z4ngetsu314
      @z4ngetsu314 3 роки тому

      Well even me will be like that if you're in a Long Parade and you can't even saw the end of the line.

  • @nessgema9588
    @nessgema9588 4 роки тому +68

    6:22 The special kid in your class

  • @dxhtz
    @dxhtz 4 роки тому +33

    00:23 "social distancing" begins!

    • @wooakawmiaoaa6840
      @wooakawmiaoaa6840 4 роки тому +1

      Nils Brown maybe China plan the virus all along 😱😱😱😱

    • @dxhtz
      @dxhtz 4 роки тому

      @@wooakawmiaoaa6840 I wouldn't go that far without proof. They weaponised it though, but locking down twelve cities from internal travel, while leaving travel to the world at large. For a week.

  • @dkwhattouseasusername1012
    @dkwhattouseasusername1012 5 років тому +65

    what if while he was standing in the car someone assassinate him

    • @sgtrainsstudio6931
      @sgtrainsstudio6931 5 років тому +9

      Anton Dereke wtf? You want Xi dead?

    • @dkwhattouseasusername1012
      @dkwhattouseasusername1012 5 років тому +23

      @@sgtrainsstudio6931 he taking everything from other countries and so on he bad but I dont want him to die I just said what if

    • @sgtrainsstudio6931
      @sgtrainsstudio6931 5 років тому +10

      Anton Dereke he isn’t taking things from other countries. He is helping them

    • @someguy3746
      @someguy3746 5 років тому +22

      SG Trains Studio helping which country lmao

    • @cloroxbleach7377
      @cloroxbleach7377 5 років тому +14

      NoOneCaresM8 {-}7 lmao if he gets killed it will spark WW3

  • @PracticalNeuron
    @PracticalNeuron Рік тому +1

    6:23
    “gotta look at my leader when he drives by”
    “aw shit, where is he?”
    “can’t see him”
    “oh, there he is”