No One Pretends To Be Religious. Aaron Woodall - Full Special

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  • @MSBLS721
    @MSBLS721 3 роки тому +294

    "I'm a Ravenclaw. No, you're an adult Sara!!" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @liliarosales1961
      @liliarosales1961 3 роки тому +5

      That was my favorite line too. 😂

    • @appletinImom0f5
      @appletinImom0f5 3 роки тому +4

      I’m a hufflepuff oh yeah!

    • @DragoX7
      @DragoX7 3 роки тому +5

      *looks at the slytherin banner above my bed* ...... Uh... Lol

    • @byusaranicole
      @byusaranicole 3 роки тому +4

      Yeah... I feel personally attacked. Ravenclaw for life!!!! :)

    • @joshuawschenk
      @joshuawschenk 2 роки тому

      Gryffindor for life!!! Lol

  • @ericcarve4476
    @ericcarve4476 3 роки тому +336

    That Harry Potter vs Star Wars comparison was amazing!

    • @RhizometricReality
      @RhizometricReality 3 роки тому +6

      Why do i feel like I've heard that exact joke before

    • @gavinscarborough4207
      @gavinscarborough4207 3 роки тому +3

      @@RhizometricReality you have, don’t worry about it.

    • @LadyVoldemort
      @LadyVoldemort 3 роки тому +1

      I've read that somewhere too, along with Lord of The Rings vs Harry Potter comparisons too.

    • @ye.katerina
      @ye.katerina 3 роки тому

      @@RhizometricReality que

    • @redfonzie21
      @redfonzie21 3 роки тому +2

      He said it 4 years ago... maybe other people you heard it from got it from him?

  • @steventicknor8059
    @steventicknor8059 2 роки тому +14

    Love his willingness to joke about the hardest topics and even play the audiences response into his set!

  • @RudeAlert
    @RudeAlert 3 роки тому +97

    I feel like that crowd was kinda flat; they didn't seem to react much but I thought the guy was great.

    • @swine13
      @swine13 3 роки тому +3

      Same, I reckon some of his better punchlines got a pretty disappointing reaction from the crowd. I suppose it comes with the awkwardness of being religious and making jokes that toe the line between being about religion but also relating to those more shocking things like sex offenders and stuff. I think sometimes religious people aren't quite sure if its ok to laugh at certain jokes... moreso than the average person, anyway, because they have that extra social group to conform to
      Shame - this guy is funny. As someone who used to be religious, I appreciated the direction he took with his material because it obviously was related to religion but it still felt relatable to me as a set

    • @LadyVoldemort
      @LadyVoldemort 3 роки тому +12

      I didn't laugh because I can't relate to him at all. I'm a non religious 40 year old Ravenclaw who also happens to love Star Wars. When he started talking about Ikea, I decided to stop watching because I can't relate and I'm not even chuckle a bit on that 20 minutes times. 🤷‍♀️ This is the first comedian that didn't make me laugh at all at Dry Bar...and that's fine, because everyone got their own preference cup of tea, right...?

    • @floriancazacu4504
      @floriancazacu4504 3 роки тому +9

      @@LadyVoldemort I mean if you can't put yourself in his shoes, whatever your belief system is or isn't, I guess that says more about you than him.

    • @LadyVoldemort
      @LadyVoldemort 3 роки тому +1

      @@floriancazacu4504
      🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @ShytPump
    @ShytPump 3 роки тому +68

    This guy is brilliant and funny. I love offensive humor but it takes a lot of talent to have it be clean and clever without boring the audience. He's a great comedian

    • @jmatoske
      @jmatoske 3 роки тому +5

      So true. Witty observations about culture and society are a sign of intellect. And in this case courage. That was one scared little audience!

    • @marshwetland3808
      @marshwetland3808 2 роки тому

      @@jmatoske The audience was just too empathic, for the Taiwanese, for Sadaam, for anyone.

    • @deborahscott5463
      @deborahscott5463 Рік тому

      I am sorry, but it is not clean. There is too much people that won't stand up for what should be clean enough for children.

    • @fullsendabeerforme2988
      @fullsendabeerforme2988 3 місяці тому

      He's quite the opposite, this is garbage

  • @theshire101
    @theshire101 3 роки тому +103

    His delivery and attitude reminds me of Daniel Tosh, only cleaner haha- great set!

    • @donimate
      @donimate 3 роки тому +1

      Not even a little close.

    • @itrainfitnessgroup3458
      @itrainfitnessgroup3458 3 роки тому +4

      I’d say more tosh sonically.. like if you close your eyes you’d swear it was Daniel

    • @jeremymanuel174
      @jeremymanuel174 3 роки тому +1

      @@itrainfitnessgroup3458hop pop llplpllm
      Mmm
      I was in my line with a a couple couple on now I’m bout a call to get out my work schedule for a few minutes I’ll talk with him about to o o o

    • @jeremymanuel174
      @jeremymanuel174 3 роки тому +1

      H

    • @jeremymanuel174
      @jeremymanuel174 3 роки тому

      Jo lol nonoo lol liiiive k kk i liiiive kko kind I had k

  • @elenas3571
    @elenas3571 3 роки тому +76

    Whenever I need to use my car horn I use the “roadrunner” technique. Aka two short pulses so it makes a “beep beep”!

    • @danielmartin6894
      @danielmartin6894 3 роки тому +6

      That is the nicest way to use the horn. I'm always too afraid to try it though because I know I'll get it wrong, so I just do nothing.

    • @roguecyphernetwork2938
      @roguecyphernetwork2938 3 роки тому +5

      There was a car in the late 60's that actually had this from the factory. My Grandfather had a '69 Plymouth Roadrunner...made the "beep, beep" sound.

    • @sobreaver
      @sobreaver 3 роки тому +5

      The day that you fk up your two horn shots and your last one lasted longer than expected, and the driver comes out of his car :P

    • @crystalfrost1330
      @crystalfrost1330 3 роки тому +3

      I try that (my old car used to do it), but in my current car, it just sounds like two really angry short honks. And I'm not sure where to practice.

    • @monicarenee7949
      @monicarenee7949 2 роки тому

      I try so hard to do this and it either is too light to make the horn make a sound at all, or just ends up sounding like a regular horn. I have seen it be done successfully though

  • @xiqueira
    @xiqueira 3 роки тому +42

    Kept a large smile on my face the whole time. Totally enjoyable and original material. loved it.

  • @MsKittenLips
    @MsKittenLips 3 роки тому +113

    Finally, someone who makes Mormon's look cool! I laughed so much, he's completely off the beam!

    • @aprilsilvers381
      @aprilsilvers381 3 роки тому +13

      I think because he isnt pretending to be perfect and innocent. My sister is a mormon and she insults my religion none stop. Her son says to me Mormons are more forgiving then other religions. No religion should ever say that. I'm ok with them being mormon, I respect their choose but they should respect mine as well

    • @nathanstokes9013
      @nathanstokes9013 3 роки тому +9

      @@aprilsilvers381 I'm a Convert to the LDS church and I am disgusted by people who attack anyone's beliefs. I usually find my brothers and sisters to be less vocal about others but I know those groups exist in the church. I'm sorry for your experience but please don't judge us all on a few bad eggs.

    • @jazhar1111
      @jazhar1111 3 роки тому +4

      Unfortunately it didn't last because he is no longer Mormon.

    • @queeniemarigold
      @queeniemarigold 2 роки тому +3

      @@jazhar1111 I was born and raised into it until i moves to Utah as a teenager, and then i wasn't lol

  • @barowt
    @barowt 3 роки тому +6

    Thank God for the Dry Bar channel. Getting ready for work, bed, cooking, anytime is a Dry Bar time. It's always 5 o'clock at the Dry Bar!

  • @michellejohnsen912
    @michellejohnsen912 3 роки тому +49

    I love his rant about ikea! So funny 🤭

    • @j.r.4893
      @j.r.4893 Рік тому

      "Consumer salmon" 😂

  • @cassandraalls5633
    @cassandraalls5633 3 роки тому +50

    He’s got great flow😀. Don’t have to laugh at every joke to be good a good comedian😉

  • @ChinchillaQueen
    @ChinchillaQueen 3 роки тому +44

    I personally own three of those human size duffel bags. Great for moving...but I'm also aware the government actually is watching me

  • @More13Feen
    @More13Feen 3 роки тому +90

    He was actualy pretty good but I don't think the audience realy got him...

    • @QuestionYourWorld
      @QuestionYourWorld 3 роки тому +8

      If this was in Oakland, he would have killed it in Provo.

    • @Anne234ful
      @Anne234ful 3 роки тому +8

      His humor confronted and challenged others' behaviors while still being hilarious. That is a difficult act to pull off! Bravo

    • @jemiebridges3197
      @jemiebridges3197 3 роки тому +2

      Not as funny to them cause they are surrounded by mormons

    • @samanthacharlton4123
      @samanthacharlton4123 8 місяців тому

      I didn't either

  • @jamisondeeley9080
    @jamisondeeley9080 2 роки тому +5

    The harry potter and star wars comparison was mind blowing I didn't realize until he started to point out the similarities and now I can't stop seeing them

  • @latulip100
    @latulip100 3 роки тому +43

    Truer words have never been said about IKEA. I swear 1 trip almost led to the breakdown of my family unit. Tears, screaming, exhaustion....of grown adults, not kids.

    • @rimas3266
      @rimas3266 2 роки тому

      Really??

    • @ruthvansandt9713
      @ruthvansandt9713 2 роки тому +1

      Not all women! I think it’s stupid and looks like shop mart from Veggietales. Also he forgot the part at 19:58 where they were out of the item you so painstakingly tried to find 😆 😭

    • @marshwetland3808
      @marshwetland3808 2 роки тому

      @@jackoh991 I hate IKEA and I love maps, and I'm female. But as to your question, which gender has to put the stuff together later?

  • @timl.b.2095
    @timl.b.2095 3 роки тому +166

    Gotta be the edgiest Mormon around. Also, actual politics in a Dry Bar gig. (But it is four years old.)

    • @elizabethharrison8942
      @elizabethharrison8942 3 роки тому +2

      You sure? Says it was uploaded 1 month ago..

    • @Safeara397
      @Safeara397 3 роки тому +2

      @@elizabethharrison8942 yeah, they're right, it's four years old. at 24:24 he says "president we *just* elected"

    • @ladybug591
      @ladybug591 3 роки тому +4

      @@Safeara397 Yes - Lol... This man is a Mormon Prophet! Here we are in March 2021 with the mad old codger Biden who has the nuclear "football" in his vague doddery hands.
      At this very moment both political parties are trying to remove any authority he has with such power and destructiveness. (This guy is just irritated because Mitt Romney was the worst of the worst, a weakly Republican switching from one party to the next because of hatred and ignoring the American people's safety.)

    • @ladybug591
      @ladybug591 3 роки тому +4

      Also has to be a Mormon Prophet too. He's right! Ol' Joe will blow America up, given half a chance. Lol.

    • @Safeara397
      @Safeara397 3 роки тому +11

      @@ladybug591 Don't know what you're on about. Dude was clearly talking about Trump in his stand up, and everything you just said has nothing to do with the video or this comment thread.

  • @IQsveen
    @IQsveen 2 роки тому +8

    "Someone write that down before we hang this dude!" - I think that phrase has been said alot more than we think it has 😂

  • @ShadeZ061992
    @ShadeZ061992 3 роки тому +52

    This guys is like the real life version of Marshal from "How I met your mother"

    • @brittanysmith1050
      @brittanysmith1050 3 роки тому +2

      I really thought I was the only person that noticed this LOL!

    • @jarmom4033
      @jarmom4033 2 роки тому +1

      😲now I can't unsee it😅

  • @Wade.Stikmann
    @Wade.Stikmann 3 роки тому +29

    Finally a Mormon person that I can relate to, what an awesome comedian

  • @charlottestockham9529
    @charlottestockham9529 3 роки тому +18

    I’ve been watching Drybar for a couple years-ish.
    BEST standup EVER!

  • @sharilynmccracken5933
    @sharilynmccracken5933 3 роки тому +483

    Every Sunday in church there are people pretending to be religious.

    • @swine13
      @swine13 3 роки тому +15

      They pretend at various points during the week, too. Thats actually why im not religious any more. I kept catching myself pretending, just to fit in with people I wanted to fit in with. So one day I was like "this is silly" and just accepted that im not inherently religious 🤷‍♂️

    • @dansilberstein326
      @dansilberstein326 3 роки тому +43

      What is it that you thought was silly? Because there’s a difference between faith in God and being religious. I don’t go to a church or follow any man made religious traditions but I believe Jesus died for the sins of the world and rose again. Often times religious tradition is the opposite of what the Bible teaches. I could probably list 100 examples of this off the top. Most people seem to think they have to act a certain way in order to believe a certain way. The Bible is pretty clear that we are ALL sinners, that there is none righteous, NOT ONE. Simply recognizing that good and evil do exist puts you half way there.

    • @flamingpieherman9822
      @flamingpieherman9822 3 роки тому +9

      @@dansilberstein326 people feel going to a cong is religious, but really it's what keeps us strong spiritually. And the apostles commanded it be done. The whole reason the apostles started congs in the first place...and then said at Hebrews 10:24 incite each other to love and fine works, Do not forsake the gathering of yourselves together as some have the custom...but so it all the morso, as you behold the day drawing near.

    • @saltrock9642
      @saltrock9642 3 роки тому +19

      Too many people wear a church like a cheap suit. All about the optics.

    • @dansilberstein326
      @dansilberstein326 3 роки тому +11

      @@flamingpieherman9822 the church is not a building, but rather a body of believers. As a believer you are part of the church, and body of Christ.
      Acts 17:24 God that made the world and all things therein, seeing that he is Lord of heaven and earth, dwelleth not in temples made with hands;
      1 Corinthians 3:16 Know ye not that ye are the temple of God, and that the Spirit of God dwelleth in you?
      17 If any man defile the temple of God, him shall God destroy; for the temple of God is holy, which temple ye are.
      Matthew 18:20 For where two or three are gathered together in my name, there am I in the midst of them.
      I was turned off from “churches” very early on in my walk when I was refused baptism until I attended religious classes for weeks before. As if believing in Jesus Christ for my salvation was not enough.
      Acts 16:30 And brought them out, and said, Sirs, what must I do to be saved?
      31And they said, Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house. 32And they spake unto him the word of the Lord, and to all that were in his house. 33And he took them the same hour of the night, and washed their stripes; and was baptized, he and all his, straightway.
      I’d go as far as to say most “church” leaders believe the traditions of men over what the Bible clearly teaches.
      501(c)(3) churches especially.
      Jude 4:4 For there are certain men crept in unawares, who were before of old ordained to this condemnation, ungodly men, turning the grace of our God into lasciviousness, and denying the only Lord God, and our Lord Jesus Christ.

  • @delicedeluna1629
    @delicedeluna1629 3 роки тому +3

    "You're 31 Sara, your letter's not coming" 🤣😂

  • @rachelsharp7495
    @rachelsharp7495 3 роки тому +19

    Dude the part where that person makes that weird noise after he asks "how everyone's christmas" killllled me. That's how you know this guy is hilarious. He can make a joke about anything, like that wasnt planned or even part of it lol. I love this guy he is too funny! I like how he doesn't care about offending anyone either. Pretty savage

  • @TymP321
    @TymP321 3 роки тому +18

    Tip for your horn. Have another installed. Get one from a train or ship. Then use your regular horn. When they flip you off... Use your other 😬🤣 It's time to pick up this game

    • @nermalsturf
      @nermalsturf 3 роки тому +2

      Oooo...I like that idea...

    • @deadmeatdec2164
      @deadmeatdec2164 3 роки тому +4

      I put a train horn on a little silver Cobalt. It gets people moving lol. Guess they think a semi or something is behind me blowing it's horn.

  • @diyeana
    @diyeana 3 роки тому +52

    He was hilarious! What was wrong with this crowd?
    Nerd here to say, I'm fine with sharing the nerdy things I love, but I remember when "nerd" was used against me as a bad thing. It's weird to see it glamorized. Ha

    • @redfonzie21
      @redfonzie21 3 роки тому +2

      Nerds rule! I'm with you, that crowd definitely had a stick up their nethers.

    • @monicarenee7949
      @monicarenee7949 2 роки тому

      I thought their mics were muted until he said the “no, you’re an adult” joke. Can’t believe he didn’t get laughs like that the whole time.

  • @joshuawschenk
    @joshuawschenk 2 роки тому +12

    This is actually one of the funniest dry bar's I've ever seen. Definitely top 3!

  • @stevendorsey4850
    @stevendorsey4850 3 роки тому +13

    Cars need a neon sign on the roof that reads, "I'm sorry, that was an accident." for those moments when you're in a drive-through, and you're trying to scratch some funky debris off of your steering wheel and scratch too hard.

  • @AizAmaze157
    @AizAmaze157 3 роки тому +7

    26:45 was hilarious, I love when comedians interact with the audiences.

  • @wilrasmussen6667
    @wilrasmussen6667 3 роки тому +18

    As a Norwegian person I can certify that sweets do in fact and every sentence with hjuva hjuva

  • @huldaherna3935
    @huldaherna3935 3 роки тому +5

    Ohh noo I gave my son a calendar with inspirational quotes🤣

  • @RandomBoxingGuy
    @RandomBoxingGuy 2 роки тому +4

    “We lettered in 2 World Wars, handed out wedgies left and right… even a couple ATOMIC ones”… 😂 Genius!!!

  • @Milfuelle100
    @Milfuelle100 3 роки тому +20

    No one pretends to be religious? I did for 4 years. Willingly. Eagerly.
    religion gave me such an identity crises 😂 I was born to and raised by a secular Ashkenazi Jewish-Canadian mom and a “barely religious” Iranian-Canadian Muslim father. In Judaism, being Jewish is passed through the mom. In Islam, being Muslim is passed through the dad. Can you imagine what it was like for me growing up?????? My parents were wonderful and *NEVER* pressured me to choose, but the rest of my family?? Ugh, almost all of them were like “you’re Jewish/Muslim because of your mom/dad and no one can change that reality.” I had such a bad identity disorder and was so pissed off at my family that I *converted to Christianity* and convincingly faked being a devout Anglican for a little over 4 years 😂 this was between the ages of 15-19. Bless my parents for supporting my conversion. ❤️ They had no idea I was faking cuz I was an angsty teenager.
    Eventually I outgrew my teen angst and told my relatives to mind their f***ing business and stop telling me how to identify.

    • @billable1861
      @billable1861 3 роки тому +2

      What are you now?

    • @TheHoriginal
      @TheHoriginal 3 роки тому +1

      @Billable I know I’m dying of curiosity about that too!

    • @Milfuelle100
      @Milfuelle100 3 роки тому +3

      @@billable1861 Secular Jewish :) I celebrate Chanukah, Passover, Sukkot, Shavuot, Rosh Hashanah, and I observe Yom Kippur. Unlike possibly all other religions, Judaism is cultural as well. So I can be Jewish without being religious.

    • @Milfuelle100
      @Milfuelle100 3 роки тому

      @@TheHoriginal I replied to Billable :)

    • @marmeemarch7080
      @marmeemarch7080 3 роки тому

      @@Milfuelle100 is there anything you liked and miss from your four years as an Anglican? Great story, btw.

  • @joshuawschenk
    @joshuawschenk 2 роки тому +18

    The Harry Potter joke really made me laugh. I know a girl having an entire Harry Potter themed Wedding. Like what is wrong with you? Lol.

    • @QueenBoadicea
      @QueenBoadicea 2 роки тому +3

      I always thought Harry Potter was overrated because there was nothing original in it. Witches, warlocks, giants, mermaids, dragons, dwarves, gnomes, werewolves, vampires, zombies, etc. Haven't we read about these things in other books? What was so great about J.K. Rowling's versions? But now it sounds even less original than I thought.

    • @theuzumakikay8647
      @theuzumakikay8647 2 роки тому +2

      Nothing is wrong. She’s just enjoying something she likes

    • @NeoReactionary
      @NeoReactionary 2 роки тому

      @@QueenBoadicea ❤

    • @zoolucinka
      @zoolucinka Рік тому +2

      The question is what is wrong with you that you can't let anybody enjoy what they like.

    • @zoolucinka
      @zoolucinka Рік тому +1

      @@QueenBoadicea yeah, we've read about a murder, Agatha Christie has written many books about that though. We've read about romance, yet there are so many romance novels. Nothing new in Harry Potter... Yeah sure 🤣

  • @Me-do5tm
    @Me-do5tm 3 роки тому +20

    "oh I'm a ravenclaw" "NO YOU'RE AN ADULT SARAH"

  • @KaityPea3
    @KaityPea3 3 роки тому +8

    LOL omg as he was talking about Harry Potter, I was like "but I'm not obsessed with Harry Potter anymore,... Now it's the Hatchet series... 😳. And then he said "Hatchet" and I died a little bit inside...😩

  • @TC-gx3qn
    @TC-gx3qn 5 місяців тому

    This was so good! He is very witty and has great delivery and timing. 😄

  • @OliviaMoon91
    @OliviaMoon91 Рік тому +2

    Hahaha! Yes!!! "You're an adult!" That's perfect! Thank you for saying that!

  • @nyccowgirl4720
    @nyccowgirl4720 2 роки тому +3

    "Daddy a good puppy!" Original, clean and with really good timing. This Morman guy has a bright future!

  • @DragoX7
    @DragoX7 3 роки тому +14

    Being a casual fan of a popular franchise doesn't make you a nerd... Going to a lingerie party and getting into an argument with the one girl that has a legend of Zelda tattoo about the chronological order of the Legend of Zelda games... that makes you a nerd. 😅

  • @howlinwaters
    @howlinwaters 3 роки тому +12

    his haircut is called the 'Opie Taylor' ✌😅

  • @alyssalunsford9342
    @alyssalunsford9342 2 роки тому +3

    Bruh- that car horn joke! Felt that on another level😂

  • @akgypsy9274
    @akgypsy9274 2 роки тому +1

    Loved the car horn bit! : "He-e-e-e-y!"

  • @jackson01357
    @jackson01357 3 роки тому +24

    Some jokes are hilarious. Others were meh, but he really got a tough crowd. I thought several were very funny and the crowd gave him next to nothing

    • @Mario-ur8ti
      @Mario-ur8ti Рік тому

      Some of the jokes are insensitive. Thumbs up to the audience.

  • @taylorbaggins0922
    @taylorbaggins0922 3 роки тому +6

    That would be me as a comedian... I would say things and the crowd would go "oooh, ouch" and I would be like "What? What did I say?"

  • @shadowknightgladstay4856
    @shadowknightgladstay4856 3 роки тому +36

    I am a nerd all thees people trying to make needs cool are just making all the neet nerd stuff more expensive.

    • @Dontreply39573
      @Dontreply39573 3 роки тому +6

      @Shadow Knight Gladstay I feel the same way about thrifting. It used to be when you go to a thrift shop you could get a great deal now you go post "thrift shop" song and everything is marked up bc everyone wants vintage(TM)

    • @Apocalypse4162
      @Apocalypse4162 3 роки тому +1

      Right!? You seen the price of older Pokemon cards lately?

    • @shadowknightgladstay4856
      @shadowknightgladstay4856 3 роки тому

      Magic the gathering cards d&d books / dice ect.

    • @camojoe83
      @camojoe83 3 роки тому +1

      It's made writing completely out of reach for you as well, yeah?

  • @cherylcarlson3315
    @cherylcarlson3315 3 роки тому +2

    This Cheryl seldom writes inspiration, usually groan on awakening... again. Appreciate how you tie one bit to another so well

  • @ZomBeeNature
    @ZomBeeNature 3 роки тому +43

    I have never seen anybody do a breast feeding joke before

    • @metallboy25
      @metallboy25 3 роки тому +2

      I have. Most women dont find them funny though. xD

    • @xiqueira
      @xiqueira 3 роки тому +1

      It was spot on.

    • @shondalesstudio
      @shondalesstudio 3 роки тому +1

      It was great!

  • @globetrekker86
    @globetrekker86 3 роки тому +8

    “We do that, but no one’s making us”... Hey, that’s my favorite South Park episode! That and Chinpoko-Mon

  • @billschlafly4107
    @billschlafly4107 3 роки тому +41

    Never take candy banana bread from a stranger.

  • @johndodson8464
    @johndodson8464 3 роки тому +4

    This dude is awesome.

  • @jennifersmith7352
    @jennifersmith7352 2 роки тому +2

    Its hard to find good, funny comedians now days... but this guy was great!!!!

  • @nomadicam
    @nomadicam 3 роки тому +28

    "china couldn't even repossess Taiwan!"
    😂

    • @jmatoske
      @jmatoske 3 роки тому +2

      This audience was pretty lame. It’s like they’re afraid to laugh at China!

    • @DrGeorgeAntonios
      @DrGeorgeAntonios 3 роки тому

      Funny indeed, but that joke won't age well in accuracy.

  • @bree9016
    @bree9016 3 роки тому +17

    This dude is hilarious 😂

  • @marshwetland3808
    @marshwetland3808 2 роки тому +2

    Loved the IKEA rant and the Saddam bits. You're so attuned to the audience's mood, which seems to be a little weird that night.

  • @LukenUSee
    @LukenUSee 3 роки тому +13

    Banana bread... Whipped you up a loaf! Lol

  • @melvina628
    @melvina628 3 роки тому +8

    24:24 He hit the nail on the head with that one.
    29:29 And this one, too.

  • @jeanpeter6391
    @jeanpeter6391 3 роки тому +21

    This got dark really fast lol

  • @RandomBoxingGuy
    @RandomBoxingGuy 2 роки тому +8

    This crowd was wack!!! Dude is hilarious… great original material, excellent delivery too! If you read this, We’ll done Sir and thanks for the laughs!

  • @x31omega
    @x31omega 2 роки тому +6

    That crowd had no sense of humor. This guy killed it. I laughed so hard i nearly pissed myself. 👍👍

    • @samanthacharlton4123
      @samanthacharlton4123 8 місяців тому

      I'm with the crowd on this one.
      I guess everyone's taste is different

  • @emilyfaith556
    @emilyfaith556 3 роки тому +5

    my dude, you are hilarious. great delivery, perfect timing

  • @timl.b.2095
    @timl.b.2095 3 роки тому +11

    Nerd here: Paulsen's book is "Hatchet," not "The Hatchet." He nailed the Harry Potter-Star wars mash-up

  • @GammerGurten
    @GammerGurten 3 роки тому +7

    I think the audience is a little extra horrified because he is a Mormon. This is one of my favorite Dry Bars so far.

  • @U.F.O_0908
    @U.F.O_0908 3 роки тому +13

    THis guy's edgy AF. Aaron Woodall, you got it bro! Thought you were gonna be straight, but oh man was I wrong.

  • @heathermalone9091
    @heathermalone9091 2 роки тому

    That shoutout to The Hand of Thrawn Trilogy (the best Star Wars books ever!) made my day! As an actual card-carrying Nerd I loved that he went there. I would show up to theaters Cosplaying Mara Jade and no one ever got it. Until one fateful day when I encountered a very professional legion of Storm Troopers (trying to get into the 501st) who immediately snapped to attention. That was one of the best days ever. And this was one of my fav. Dry Bars ever. Thanks for the laughs!

  • @OliviaMoon91
    @OliviaMoon91 Рік тому +1

    I totally agree with the car horn! I always thought it sounded too aggressive.

  • @JettaRedIII
    @JettaRedIII 2 роки тому

    Surprisingly good. Steps over the line every now and then.

  • @terrytaz8914
    @terrytaz8914 3 роки тому +5

    Love ya dude!!! Not afraid to speak some truths!! Very cool. Hope you do well.

  • @sharonlevy4549
    @sharonlevy4549 3 роки тому +3

    If I could I would give hime more than one like, it was awesome!

  • @valerienagle7065
    @valerienagle7065 2 роки тому +1

    This sums up my views of Ikea so well.

  • @thegreatgazoo2334
    @thegreatgazoo2334 2 роки тому +3

    LOL It's precisely the opposite. MOST people who claim to be believers are not.

  • @douglasreeves9938
    @douglasreeves9938 3 роки тому +1

    The horn you are looking for is in a 1976 Porsche 914. Owned one when I was stationed at NPTU Idaho Falls in the USN as an instructor.

  • @LynnMTHA
    @LynnMTHA 3 роки тому +26

    Hey, don't talk about freaking Doctor Who.

  • @tigerlily2941
    @tigerlily2941 3 роки тому +1

    Love dry bar comedy. Love this episode

  • @danielnavarrete6786
    @danielnavarrete6786 Рік тому

    I enjoyed this thanks. Good comedy!

  • @loganpeters7543
    @loganpeters7543 3 роки тому +3

    This is the edgiest Dry Bar video I have seen.

  • @angel007sherm
    @angel007sherm 3 роки тому +2

    So the number of rings that Tom Brady has is now up to 7, with 6 of them being won by the time this was posted. Really puts a time stamp on this special...

  • @lindybb
    @lindybb 2 роки тому

    Great talent. He's very funny! Not gross! He shared his faith in a funny, honest way, and while I personally think Mormonism is weird, I loved his honesty and ability to laugh at himself.

  • @cjpittman6189
    @cjpittman6189 Рік тому +1

    The fact that he starts off sweet and mild mannered just to drive in cynical sarcasm is mastery at its finest

  • @stevenrichards1539
    @stevenrichards1539 3 роки тому +7

    My first son was just like that with the eyeballing when boob snacking.... Hence I couldn't go in the room anymore when he was being fed.....

  • @SarahLizDoan
    @SarahLizDoan 3 роки тому +3

    Rotlf.....I am not Mormon but adore them! Been surrounded by them my whole life and they’re rather enjoyable and funny. This dude proves it. Really hilarious! Thank you!!! I hope this guy does well!

  • @nunyadamnbidness2531
    @nunyadamnbidness2531 3 роки тому +5

    "I don't know where your mind is going" Nowhere sir. My mind was there the moment you mentioned banana bread. and now i'm going to go watch some bananas.

  • @sandracockrum17
    @sandracockrum17 2 роки тому

    Love this guy, fresh ! Current no holds

  • @reaping-equally
    @reaping-equally 3 роки тому +5

    The baby staring him down... whole skit I made with my wife in 2012, almost verbatim! Still hilarious! Now, how did this guy steal my material?🧐

    • @jhunsuc1239
      @jhunsuc1239 2 роки тому

      I can't even imagine how uncomfortable men feel when their wives nurse. Feel so bad for you guys!

  • @sallykrouth5714
    @sallykrouth5714 2 роки тому +1

    Yes, it's great for me to wake every morning & remember that I am a child of God, a daughter of my Heavenly Father. And whenever I'm down He will lift me up.

  • @mbarra0604
    @mbarra0604 3 роки тому +6

    He is hilarious!!

  • @DovidGershom
    @DovidGershom Рік тому

    You know what is funny? I grew up so straight-laced that I HAVE MORMON FRIENDS!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @KyChristensen
    @KyChristensen 3 роки тому +5

    Didn't know there were so many Chinese Nationalists in the audience tonight

  • @BadLuckFR
    @BadLuckFR Рік тому

    You're the best!!

  • @rose_1016
    @rose_1016 3 роки тому +25

    Actually one guy was asking me out and I said I cant date because of my religion I'm LDS and he said he was the same.......like dude your obviously not

    • @manofculture467
      @manofculture467 3 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @diyeana
      @diyeana 3 роки тому +1

      I had a guy ask me out on a date and claim he was an RM. Nope. Not even LDS and 4 years older than he originally said. I was 16 at the time.

    • @manofculture467
      @manofculture467 3 роки тому +1

      @@diyeana geez

    • @diyeana
      @diyeana 3 роки тому +1

      @@manofculture467 🤣

    • @bobthompson4319
      @bobthompson4319 3 роки тому +1

      @@diyeana what's RM?

  • @mareezy
    @mareezy 3 роки тому

    This guy is FUNNY! DryBar has the best comedians

  • @lisafrequency55
    @lisafrequency55 3 роки тому +19

    He had me laughing a couple of times.

    • @VaultOfTheFuture
      @VaultOfTheFuture 3 роки тому +8

      “A couple of times” 😂😂

    • @annegeeraerts1669
      @annegeeraerts1669 3 роки тому +4

      Frankly, I didn't think he was all that funny. He certainly isn't a good role model for Mormons. Just my opinion.

    • @abigaelrarts2257
      @abigaelrarts2257 3 роки тому +1

      well i certainly hope so! hahah

  • @momisntmyname2205
    @momisntmyname2205 3 роки тому +3

    This dude is awesomeness!

  • @theevilmonk1472
    @theevilmonk1472 2 роки тому

    Genuinely amazing!

  • @DannyD-lr5yg
    @DannyD-lr5yg 3 роки тому +9

    Ok - but - BUT - Monica Lewinsky has actually blossomed into a total badass, and does have some great quotes. She was so young at the time, and got caught up in a situation with someone much older, much more powerful, and who should’ve absolutely known better. Watch interviews with her from recent years, you’ll see. She’s smart, compassionate, introspective, and can laugh at herself. I was so impressed.

  • @southerncoyote
    @southerncoyote 3 роки тому +1

    The burns in this are have depth and breadth

  • @avishekchatterjee9973
    @avishekchatterjee9973 3 роки тому +3

    The crowd does not really get him. Perhaps the edgiest comedian I have seen on Dry Bar.

  • @alejandrobarboza2004
    @alejandrobarboza2004 3 роки тому

    Wow!!!!.love Dry Bar..but I dont think they were ready for his type of comedy. I loved it...2C Idaho

  • @MeoW-ok9bi
    @MeoW-ok9bi 2 роки тому +2

    Don't know him but he is actually funny! Good comedy.

  • @lisbetsoda4874
    @lisbetsoda4874 2 роки тому +2

    This guy is HILARIOUS 🤣😂