The Awful World of Spammy Facebook Ads

What a dumpster fire lmao
I spent months gathering screenshots of all the cringiest/weirdest/misplaced/bad advertisements that came my way. This video is meant to be fun, and not mean in nature (: Enjoy!
Songs Used: “Big Smile” by Hatred Surge, “Heaven’s Night” by Akira Yamaoka, “Salvation” by Uncle Buck, “A Congealed Clot Of Blood” by Carcass, “To War” by Abbath, “Santa Ain’t Real” by JohnsMovies
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Also, if you're reading the entire description for some reason, I hope you have a good day (:

[@crustbag]

I spent 6 months gathering the worst ads imaginable for this video. It’s longer than my usual vids, and took a lot of effort! The most insane ones are sprinkled all throughout the video, so y’all better watch the whole thing or else I’ll hit you in the shin 😤

[@zackcash4941]

"I am the property of a... scary boyfriend" I hope the purchase of this shirt adds the buyer to a domestic abuse watchlist holy fck

[@urmom-fk8fc]

i never knew how much i needed abbath soap until now

[@bdonovan]

Your channel is so underrated hahah loving your stuff man.

[@heros5073]

I have my swag face on everytime crustbag posts a video

[@manifestationsofasort]

The corpse paint soaps are actually pretty good. I've bought a few in the past.

[@jacksterling9258]

Same, and the face masks are pretty dope too

[@beautyandtheoffbeats]

According to Instagram ads, I'm a model who's into fashion and performance art, and nursing.
and had been SA’d by Uber driver and have a shitty boyfriend.

[@MSHNKTRL]

a few years ago, I moved from New Jersey to Montana, and my ads went from Yoga/drug-adjacent content to gay cruises and body armor. I think they really know how I felt, and wanted to aid me in my journey.

[@Devi_D.]

6:28 "but it just kept fucking coming and I don't know why" lmfao

[@PUNXANDSKINZ]

5:29 this is my new album cover, thanks crustbag!

[@chcrlxttc]

where can i see it :D

[@itsNotLikeICareAbout]

This kinda reminds me of when classical Abby had her god forsaken ads all over UA-cam

[@sofiavargas846]

so my theory is that blue lives matter phone background u did awhile back idk

[@crustbag]

That's probably it!

[@omarortiz8587]

How can you not want the bootleg Minor Threat "Guilty of Being White" shirt?
I also got the Straight Zooted ad and totally bought a sweater lol

[@SlyHikari03]

He didn’t know it was minor threat

[@Atomic_Unicorn13]

That lady's dating profile bio was something else

[@kingink7964]

ohhh shitttt da perilaxe occlusion shirt doeeee. great guys, really loved interviewing them

[@karinalopez368]

Your videos are so worth binge watching 😂

[@notmicrosoft3172]

Destroy world is a one for one copy of the Mayhem Font

[@cursetheholy7415]

Facebook is tumblr for people who like Jesus just a little too much

[@camiladiaz6804]

Ive been following you for a year or more and I can tell you the comedy has evolved✨

[@TheNoobaDooba]

My favorite part of this is the literal nazi ad at 5:37 good to see facebook being transparent about their target demographics lmao

[@bellatooley6372]

always my favorite content to watch scrambled

[@johnmarkiewiczjr4227]

Man dude I love your videos

[@Hillbillypunk]

12 bucks for a Skrewdriver shirt?! Shiiiiid get two😅

[@Tenacious-Pee]

Only youtuber who'd end a video with their own queef

[@eirini3051]

Facebook is full of 40 year old crusty men and Karens. Makes sense 😂

[@germangomez7704]

Tu contenido es pertubador. Me gusta.

[@SlyHikari03]

I love the overly exaggerated t shirts.
Also, this is all algorithmically generated, so you probably had to look at a bunch of stuff that triggered this to happen some how.
Ps. The Arabic stuff is something else.

[@filipeoni]

Silvio Santos!!!!

[@kreepeetz]

OH FFS why the f did they put the Silvio Santos there...? I'm brazilian and that dude on the ad is the owner of one of the largest TV channels here. The fact that the "7 days free" is in portuguese just adds to the nonsense 😂 great vid!

[@Hyysteria]

I loved every sec of this video

[@tilsoland8258]

0:37 a yes my favorite punk band: slayer 🤣

[@polyat6742]

As someone who enjoys furry art and is also a fan of Satanic Warmaster, that furry black metal art is cool as fuck!!! Day improved

[@egg3274]

i love watching ur videos

[@SeasonOfWhatNow]

Thanks we're all on every government watch list now. 😃

[@corvoidae6953]

Nice to know I wasn’t the only one that got the fuckin Blue Lion Jesus Hoodie and Craig’s Christian Page on my Facebook :)

[@lilyrowden469]

do u have a discord server? i wanna be more involved with ur channel, love it to bits

[@martinsane]

Nice. Laughed so hard I thought I'd die.

[@ZaZaTopeck]

I'm sad I'm not on Facebook just because of the adds now, I feel like I'm missing smth

[@ruben010203041]

from wich band came his t shirt ?

[@magdaleaba]

Plsss you are so fucking funny