1:20 the spinning thing is actually just a random bug on specific game engine for some computers it happend on one of the early backrooms free games but it worked just fine for me
12:04 so G.O.P.O.T.A. isn't originally an acronym, it's just the word "гопота" romanized. that word comes from the word "гопник" (gopnik) which refers to street gang members, so "гопота" basically means the street gangs
for bean battle there is already redmatch (free). orbt xl planets look like artists at kurzgesagt made them. not sure if i want to accuse them of asset ripping or not.
12:55 Roughly translates to "Refunded the game - left a developer without a meal". In the original it says "Dosirac" instead of a meal, I just decided to localize it a bit as not everyone may know what it is. Dosirac is just instant noodles.
the spinning is caused by the mouse dpi being too high for the game, it usually happens when gaming in vms or when you have insane mouses (computer mice?)
12:08 The word "gopota" (гопота) is a Russian slang term for street thugs or hooligans, often associated with aggressive or antisocial behavior. It originally referred to young troublemakers hanging out in public spaces, and over time, it became a stereotype for uneducated, rowdy individuals. (GPT chat response, but I, as a Russian, can confirm that he explained the word correctly)
12:12 First poster : You have been visited by a smiling dog.If you see this, you will have a wonderful day Poster 2: boss, I don't feel a bonus - you don't have it 3.1:Developer - We promise to fix all baths 3.2: Players
12:50 This is a Russian meme in the original 2 workers of emergency rescue services speak with stammering: here our powers end (in this situation, the policeman says that his powers end here, which means that he cannot do anything )
12:55 returned the money for the game left the developer without doshirak noodles (btw doshirak in russia costs not much more than $ 0.5, but the salary here is much less)
Bean Battles is just RedMatch 2 but third person. Also the only clicker game i have liked is the one where you press a button but there is a high chance that the meter, that tells you how many times you've clicked the button, will reset back to 0 so essentially you're fighting the game itself to get to a new high score
12:05 Russian is my native language, and I think it's most likely a word, not acronym. I would translate it as "rogueness"/"rogues", as in about toughies on streets or just poor commonfolk
Five Word Comment For Algorithm 👍 although honestly, UBERMOSH is literally a fucking amazing series and whenever theres any big steam sale all 8 games are normally on the single game price which is absurdly low already, if anyone likes arcade games or anything give it a shot (or at least listen to the OST, genuinely peak)
I'll let you know about another game... or a series of games. There's a lot of find 100 object games on steam both free and paid. All of them repeat the same gimmick and have achievements. It's pretty much spam. Some of them use the community market and have trading cards, which is a total scam.
Good video buddy, you saved me and a lot of other people sanity by spending your money on some random garbage, that's peak content right here 1: this one is called like that because you literally spent a single night with the game 2: hey, at least the art is good 3: now i know what the beans i ate are doing inside my stomach 4: just wait until EA hears about this one 5: at least this one got cool steam trading cards 6: S.T.A.L.K.E.R 3 teaser? 7: i think imma kms too after this 8+9: this dev deserve some support tbh 10: that's what would've happened if EA or Ubisoft made a dark souls game
I remember there was one time when I was on Steam, I saw a game that have stolen assets, and extreme low quality with a low low price of 80 FUCKING Dollar. (As some one who doesn't live in US, a game with such low quality and stolen assets, should NOT be that expensive) The creator of that game made 3-5 versions of the exact same game with different name and same price tag for all of them. I actually DM one of the creators of the stolen assets because I recognized who made it, and they said as long it doesn't cost anything, you're able to use freely as long as you credit their name So, I reported it and 3 months later the game got removed and the creator got banned
A fine time yo remind the people of the existence of Half Sword A completely free, addictive physics-based medieval combat simulator with nothing but gameplay
Hey man, the spinning thing 2:39 could be caused by if you are using ds4 with the emulate keyboard settings and it on wrong settings/really low deadzone
Hilariously, that first game spinning issue *is* a controller problem! Specifically related to VR? Anyway, Paladins and one of the borderlands games I played had this issue. You have to literally turn off your controller drivers to fix it lmao
bought a 5 euro game called Rusty's retirement this sale. playin it rn in fact. Would recommand you check it out, cuz ive never seen a game designed like this one.
we all know why we tuned in to this channel. It's not for the funny commentary, it's not for the analysis of games and their comment sections... It's for Reggie.
that spinnning thingy also happened to me when i try to play rainbow six siege with controller on my pc, not sure how to fix it cause it works normally on my laptop
yet another video to explain your steam profile
Ok
@@Obedthian-UKgreat that fellah
A legitimately well made game where ur always spinning would unironically make a great rage game akin to getting over it
MAKE THAT ONE
but not THAT! "STALIN" GAME!
1:20 the spinning thing is actually just a random bug on specific game engine for some computers it happend on one of the early backrooms free games but it worked just fine for me
Interesting
Tends to happen on games if you have a controller plugged in on the PC also sometimes so unplugging the Xbox / PS controller can help.
Just move the camera in the direction of the spinning and you should stop
"I played it for the plot"
People didn't believe it for Stellar Blade and they're not going to believe it now.
Stellar Blade was a great game plot-wise IMO, I enjoyed it. The fanservice was just the cherry on top
"Milk inside a bag of milk inside a bag of milk" is only $2.21
Cool little game
I bought it thinking it would be some garbage but it was a good short story!
i got it on sale during october!! i never finished the story but the visual style is so good
@@DokladkaYeah, I thought so too, but the milk game surprises us all!
@@maquilla3 O
@ im sorry what?
0:56 POV: You're Funny Valentine
funny ass comment
goated refernce
"Arigato Gyro" ahh comment
D4C
unexpected jojo reference
I can’t believe you actually found good games doing this props to that one dev making cool games for less than a dollar
The slop thickens
welcome back to sloplive
The slop is leaking
Pyro?
you looking at the cheapest steam games: WHY IS THERE SO MUCH P-
how else am I gonna goon?
@@Icetastesgood bruh
5:25
Zooming into Reggie while talking about freaks?!
I will NOT tolerate this Reggie slander!
12:04 so G.O.P.O.T.A. isn't originally an acronym, it's just the word "гопота" romanized. that word comes from the word "гопник" (gopnik) which refers to street gang members, so "гопота" basically means the street gangs
Those russian shitpost games are getting out of hand, they start to resemble quality products - they do entertain, that's for sure
15:50 "this is that game. mostly intact. im sorry." IM GONNA BURST OUT LAUGHING
At least they were honest!
constant neck pain in chernobyl
for bean battle there is already redmatch (free).
orbt xl planets look like artists at kurzgesagt made them. not sure if i want to accuse them of asset ripping or not.
*5:17*
brother man it's money laundering
all of it
Also it's like 99.9999999% bots
12:55 Roughly translates to "Refunded the game - left a developer without a meal". In the original it says "Dosirac" instead of a meal, I just decided to localize it a bit as not everyone may know what it is. Dosirac is just instant noodles.
the spinning is caused by the mouse dpi being too high for the game, it usually happens when gaming in vms or when you have insane mouses (computer mice?)
That GOPOTA game was collection of classic russian memes
3:54 FINALLY someone agrees with me on that, I never understood that kind of games xD
12:08 The word "gopota" (гопота) is a Russian slang term for street thugs or hooligans, often associated with aggressive or antisocial behavior. It originally referred to young troublemakers hanging out in public spaces, and over time, it became a stereotype for uneducated, rowdy individuals. (GPT chat response, but I, as a Russian, can confirm that he explained the word correctly)
12:12 First poster : You have been visited by a smiling dog.If you see this, you will have a wonderful day
Poster 2: boss, I don't feel a bonus
- you don't have it
3.1:Developer - We promise to fix all baths
3.2: Players
12:50 This is a Russian meme in the original 2 workers of emergency rescue services speak with stammering: here our powers end (in this situation, the policeman says that his powers end here, which means that he cannot do anything )
12:55 returned the money for the game
left the developer without doshirak noodles (btw doshirak in russia costs not much more than $ 0.5, but the salary here is much less)
13:49 my typical life in Russia
OMG KITTY THERES A KITTY ON THE SCREEN IN THE VIDEO YES CAT
Bean Battles is just RedMatch 2 but third person. Also the only clicker game i have liked is the one where you press a button but there is a high chance that the meter, that tells you how many times you've clicked the button, will reset back to 0 so essentially you're fighting the game itself to get to a new high score
Gambling
3:23 if you see that in any game CLOSE THAT game immediately!
no cause why'd she wink at us, like you can't wink while saying shit like that I dont believe you now🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
the beans are the object that almost if not everyone uses for character hitbox 10/10 actualy fair hitboxes
16:09 you did NOT have to put that game right after "fallopian frenzy" 😭😭
12:05
Russian is my native language, and I think it's most likely a word, not acronym. I would translate it as "rogueness"/"rogues", as in about toughies on streets or just poor commonfolk
and what's at 12:48?
"In this situation, we just- our- k- I mean we're already- here our official duties end"
tbh game itself makes no sense but it becomes even dumber for anyone who is not from russia xd
You just dont understand creativity spinning main character is the next norm in the gaming industry 😂
Redmatch 2 is Bean Battles but free. And it has grappling hooks!
lowkey, me and my mates have been jamming bean battles together since 2020. I've bought it for friends 6 times at this point. bean battles is the GOAT
16:09 this is what the average skyrim modder game looks like 😂
dude i thought of this immediately: half-naked anime woman with the dumbest, clumsiest, flashy skysa/mco presets, plus tons of bugs and glitches
@@neekneek5465for skyrim tons of bugs and glitches is a given
the spin thingy can be fixed with an app called DS4 to map your buttons as an xbox controller
11:02 Here is written in red the changed name of the russian store Pyaterochka (this translates as a five in the diminutive meaning)
7:02 well, idk if that’s true because redmatch 2 I think came out first which is a bean shooting game, should check it out really fun!
0:27 Blood and Bacon is actually best game ever made
I honestly forgot that game existed, didn't know it was that cheap. I'm about to go buy it right now
Bean battles is awesome to play once every 4 months on a random Saturday night
0:00 ULTRAKILL MENTION
Orbtxl is also playable on android. It's fun little game.
You should do “I read Cult of the Lamb’s negative reviews”. That would be great.
Five Word Comment For Algorithm 👍
although honestly, UBERMOSH is literally a fucking amazing series and whenever theres any big steam sale all 8 games are normally on the single game price which is absurdly low already, if anyone likes arcade games or anything give it a shot (or at least listen to the OST, genuinely peak)
I'll let you know about another game... or a series of games. There's a lot of find 100 object games on steam both free and paid. All of them repeat the same gimmick and have achievements. It's pretty much spam. Some of them use the community market and have trading cards, which is a total scam.
I just woke up, thanks for this video
Bean battles reminds me of a certain man who loved beans...
And milk...
Good video buddy, you saved me and a lot of other people sanity by spending your money on some random garbage, that's peak content right here
1: this one is called like that because you literally spent a single night with the game
2: hey, at least the art is good
3: now i know what the beans i ate are doing inside my stomach
4: just wait until EA hears about this one
5: at least this one got cool steam trading cards
6: S.T.A.L.K.E.R 3 teaser?
7: i think imma kms too after this
8+9: this dev deserve some support tbh
10: that's what would've happened if EA or Ubisoft made a dark souls game
0:29 saying that while Blood & Bacon (beloved hog slaughtering game) on screen is a sin
I remember there was one time when I was on Steam, I saw a game that have stolen assets, and extreme low quality with a low low price of 80 FUCKING Dollar.
(As some one who doesn't live in US, a game with such low quality and stolen assets, should NOT be that expensive)
The creator of that game made 3-5 versions of the exact same game with different name and same price tag for all of them.
I actually DM one of the creators of the stolen assets because I recognized who made it, and they said as long it doesn't cost anything, you're able to use freely as long as you credit their name
So, I reported it and 3 months later the game got removed and the creator got banned
when it was spinning, it was likely the controller. a lot of games do that, and won't stop until launching the game without a controller plugged in.
A fine time yo remind the people of the existence of Half Sword
A completely free, addictive physics-based medieval combat simulator with nothing but gameplay
Bean battles is one of those games that are fun even when being simple
4:29 dude, did you installed the patch? those games come with a free dlc patch +18, exactly for that
17:34 if concord had that feature and it also changed the characters for hot women it wouldn't have flopped
Hey man, the spinning thing 2:39 could be caused by if you are using ds4 with the emulate keyboard settings and it on wrong settings/really low deadzone
“It cant be THAT bad…right?” famous last words lol
4:00 and 4:38 I don't want to know what kind of ads your getting on youtube after searching that up on google
3:42 Reggie is the goat
Hilariously, that first game spinning issue *is* a controller problem! Specifically related to VR? Anyway, Paladins and one of the borderlands games I played had this issue. You have to literally turn off your controller drivers to fix it lmao
I FUCKING CALLED IT, HIS GOING TO SAID BEAN BATTLE AND NOT THE PLANET GAME AT THE END
yes, call us a bean... what a great idea
Went to gay world everyone knew you
thanks for the recommendations. i finally have something within my budget!
15:26 wait... is that rockman X 5 / 6 music I hear in the background?
2:44 The Anti-Spiral
some people want to earn the right to see BIG BOOBIE
Damn, I was almost scared that we wouldn't get Reggie when you said there is no nudity in that game!
says there s no shop when we can all see a shop icon lol
oh my god my friends and i love bean battles we've been playing it since 2021
Maybe cheapest games on Steam was the friend we made along the way
bought a 5 euro game called Rusty's retirement this sale. playin it rn in fact. Would recommand you check it out, cuz ive never seen a game designed like this one.
Htwo, I’ll literally hop on bean battles right now if you do. I chalange you to a bean duel.
alright you sold me, I'm subbing, this guy reminds me of dani ... WHERE IS DANI
we all know why we tuned in to this channel. It's not for the funny commentary, it's not for the analysis of games and their comment sections...
It's for Reggie.
Yes, I care about achievements, but only in games I care about
First game is replicating the average experience with stick drift
I am really happy to see kittie on your videos
5:40 in the end, we're all human beans. And we will rice. lettuc pray. ramen
Every dang time i see Reggie my heart melts.
17:48 I guess nautical nonsense be something ye wished.
that spinnning thingy also happened to me when i try to play rainbow six siege with controller on my pc, not sure how to fix it cause it works normally on my laptop
0:44 hunny bunny studios or yummy yummy studios with these developer you can skip the puzzle just do ctrl + D
VR game with no headset, H game with an "unofficial patch"
This content should be getting 10x as many views wtf
if you're not familiar with the ass bottle, it's an epic serbia reference
The first game: five necks at nausea
another streamer i watch got a usb port surge after half an hour of bean battles like two years ago
0:25 apewar is peak though
Reggie is the only thing keeping in the demons of humanity. Thank you Reggie
Bit blaster is actually a good game
8:17 how you get those statistics?
Steamdb
instead of bean battles you should get red match 2 (its free) and a first bean shooter
"Malware" on thumbnail, and "cheapest games", usually the games with malware are the expensive ones.
Hello denuvo...
Ubermosh slander man, actually really fun
10:20 the guy that created it is also not very smart because if your game costs money it will not be used by bots
I’m sorry you had to experience this
I told my boyfriend about Bean Battles and he already owns it 🙏
Let’s go mate time to buy bannana and be able to buy 60 pound games
if only he knows about wicked island
If I bottled banana I would sell banana to buy more banana
We need more Reggie!!!!!!! He is a cute FLOOF!!!
NO POLICIES I CAN JUST STEAL THESE GAMES BABYYYYYYYY
Oh no, you're going to have a lot of explaining to do
REGGIE IS BACK!