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- Опубліковано 7 лют 2020
- Tim breaks down the Iowa caucus "conspiracies", remembers a woman who made a great impression on him at a young age, and how to find inspiration in criminals.
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You are a treasure Tim... What a mind
your ridge wallet read almost made me piss myself, it was that fucking funny.
Hi, just found out ab you a couple months ago. Love your show and POV on everything. U probably wouldn’t expect a guy like me from the ghettos of America to be in your fan base 😂
what if i already have a ridge wallet!? I need other stuff to buy.
Send an audition tape to Rockstar for GTA6 radio. I save these podcasts for when playing GTA5 cos they have that certain style. :D
Tim Dillon is the gay father I never had.
Bash the fash ehh
Everyone knows that's a lifetime bit he's doing, he's just very committed to it, that's why he's a pro
I'm from South Bend, Indiana. I can confirm that it does not exist.
Complete CIA guy... Bad bad bad...
He reminds me of David Spade in PCU... president of Balls And Shaft, a fraternity...
@@ProfessorImbakeXBoomshaka hes pounding something else with hip blacks
imagine if notre dame was a real place... jeez
@@poopee5406 Mayor Cheat Shadow Inc 😎... btw: Shadow Co was the group of CIA drug dealers in Lethal Weapon ; imdb.com .
Not only is Tim funny as fuck he's politically astute AF and he's not really shilling for one side or the other juss pin pointing where we're at as a society pretty precisely. I'm glad he's starting to get the shine he deserves.
literally the only podcast where I've never skipped an ad read
His ad reads are better than most others podcasts
Me too now that I think about it.
he does it the best 😂😌🥸
Sheath underwear ads keep my heart beating
Cumtown and this. Nick gives even less of a shit about keeping sponsors but tim is more pointed and funnier
i never thought anyone would read ad's better than bill burr, but here we are
That ridge wallet read was gold
@@BostonBlues oh you don't have a ridge wallet? What are you a price of shit?
"the ad's are better than the show" - Tim himself said that
acetate? ace tate? ass tate?
bill "my wife is black" burr
Tim Dillon is the voice of a generation. Yes or yes.
Alex Jones might be Bill Hicks, but Tim Dillon is Alex Jones and Bill Hicks.
nah chris farley
@@AnorexicShark nah
A mix of Jack Black and Jonah Hill
Throw in some Josh Gad too
Whatever, narc.
Tim Dillon is Rush Limbaughs bastard son.
This is the only channel I've ever turned Notifications on for. Well worth it
Same
I think a huge reason why Tim is so relatable and funny It's because he hasn't been doing stand-up since he was 16 years old or in the industry since he could legally vote. He worked a s*** job and did drugs for years until he up and decided to do comedy so has a lot of life experiences and stories that don't compare to people like John mulaney who have been handed millions and millions from their parents to go be a "little comedian".
True, but Melaney is still funny. Tim is a better stand up, but Melaney co-created Big Mouth which is hilarious.
@@etmmlopez i watched about 10 minutes of Mulaney's Sack Lunch Gang or whatever the fuck it was called, and goddamn that was painfully unfunny.
@@etmmlopez big mouth is mad sus
Nick Kroll's father is the guy behind Kroll Assoc a huge PMC/intel firm with international connections 🌍...
YUP he's had to DO things that the lower 90% of the country has had to do. Bill Burr is the same...Hollywood and his wife softened him for a a year or so and then he went "oh SHIT" and now he's back to trashing on all of the spoiled elite shitheads again 😂😂😂😂💪💪💪💪
This is my favorite podcast of his. First time I listened to this episode I was on shrooms taking a shower. I couldn't stop laughing I was soo impressed. After that I was hooked
Junkie
Probably doesn’t take a lot to impress a man on shrooms
you have the greatest reads out of any podcast ever. I straight up listen all the way through because you do them right. thank you
His ad reads are better than most others actual podcasts
Low cost, high quality. Clutch
This aged very well
I lived across the street from Blogojevich, he happened to live in a prison but across the street none the less.
Tim "God, I hate this ad read.. " Dillon.
God bless
I bet Tim and Pete smashed in South Bend IN.
“Be friends with criminals it’s valuable.”
I didn't know a ton of criminals, growing up. But my dad was a cab driver who lived in a house with 4 different cabbies. One sold coke/guns from the basement; one panhandled and could occasionally be found trying to get hit by speeding cars (He sucked at both); A drunk blackbelt with "lightning reflexes"; and an Eeyore-like Native man who quietly drank and loved watching Trailer Park Boys with us.
Vomit stains on carpets, fist holes in drywall, bathroom leaked onto the kitchen fridge, a total fucking sideshow act replete with nothing but degenerate alcoholics. Most of them are likely dead by now. And my pre-pubescent ass lovingly called it a home, and all those men friends. Boring people hear stories from that house, and feel pity. I just feel pride. To me, the scariest people on earth are well-groomed and naive.
That place forever made me a safe harbor for people overrun by their shadows. A quality that, as I get older, seems way too rare in others. It's why I love people like Stanhope, and Dillon. They're true clownfish; safest among the anemones.
Congrats on over 50,000 subscriptions, Tim! In no time you're going to look back at this number and chuckle. Thank you for making me laugh uncontrollably, so often.
170 👿👿👿
Look forward to this every Saturday night
Northern lieghts HIGH KEY
This podcast aged like fine wine.
Tim has quickly and easily become my favorite comedian. I can already tell I'll be a fan for years. Can't wait for you to come back to Hollywood so I can see ya.
Damn! Good episode. It was almost 7 months old when I heard it. I've been blessed to know a few Blagojevichs. Timeless message.
The Tim Dillon show in this format is the funniest thing put out in the last 5 years.
Still waiting on my diamonds...
They're having "complications" in Africa.
The child labor at the diamond mine either contracted Ebola or were bought and turned into child soldiers.
Whoops
Sorry dude I gotta go get Kevin Garnett’s ring first
@@ProfessorImbakeXBoomshaka Can confirm the Chinese gave us all Corona
@@ProfessorImbakeXBoomshaka life in the big city
Thank you for all the laughs Tim, you are greatly appreciated
Tim fucking losing it at the sirens was the highlight I needed
Holy shit why havent i heard this podcast before this is gold
Tim Dillion it is my mission in life to spread your gospel of smut to all my family and friends. You are on the cusp of exploding my friend. You caught my attention from JRE, and i have been hooked ever since!!! Hats off to you!!!
This guy is Punk Comedy
Anyone know where I can buy some low cost high quality jewelry?
The high cost, low quality collection is where you really start seeing some savings.
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My favorite Brendan Schaub punchline is "my barber yooo...he's Asian as shittttt."
What's your favorite Schaub line?
"That shit was CRAAAAZYY" is probably my fav punchline of his. I don't know if he's ever said that before, but it seems like it would be the heavy hitter closing joke.
"Youright" it's a new one but he's been closing his sets with it and NOBODY can follow.
Him laughing at Theo Von being funny is pretty funny
His last name is booty gay and the town name is “south bend” as in bending down lmao like how much more of a joke can they make it?
Booty-judge
Your sense of humor is gay
Its Bootyjizz, you racists!
@@bobtob8423 yes! That's how I've been saying it too🤣🤣
Everyone is missing out on the most obvious nickname: Mayor Butt
This is one of the essential episodes.
I listen to this podcast just for the ad reads, they're the best thing ever
"I'd watch my friends and family burn to death if I could just have another ridge wallet"
Psychic tendencies .. The real Blagojevich just had his sentence commuted. Tim on the zeitgeist edge slice!
Mayor of Whoville Pete knows 6 or 7 languages and took trips to africa for 1 day when he was in the military, he is 100% cia
More like C I gay
Fun fact I still get Christmas cards from the Blagojevich family
Scary how right Tim was on this one.
Dillon turns The Blagojevich Story in to an LSD micro-dosed lesson on life.
And you were so right about what would happen to bernie. Love your show. Obsessed.
10:48 this gave me chills, amazing to consider
I'm a 28 year old mixed race woman from the South Bronx. Tim you are the funniest man I've ever heard.
You part of Latinas for Europe? O_o
Throw in some Chris Farley, the intelligence/understanding of the world like George Carlin, a little David Spade commentary, the wild/engaging storytelling of Joey Diaz, the insults/cynical views and sarcasm of Bill Burr, the animated voices/performances of Jack Black, the pursuit of truth/great journalism and intelligence of George Hicks, the craziness/hate of the world and love of conspiracy theories of Alex Jones, and add the fact that he can basically riff off of anything on the spot for a long time like Robin Williams and “tries” to impersonate people like him haha. Now add in this wonderful concoction a lot of childhood and adult trauma, years of drug abuse and poverty, some nihilism, hard work, all mixed with Long Islander and L.A. characteristics, a lot of plain colored polo shirts, a love of luxury especially Airbnbs and food, and you have the most wonderful soup that is Tim Dillon.
I love this haha can I steal this in case I ever need to explain King Pig to anyone lmaoo
❤
George Hicks, ya know.
"A great relationship that ended like most Long island relationships, prison and heroin... MEET CUTE!!!"
I can only imagine the panic on Tim's manager or whoever gets in the sponsors like "Tim.. Baby... Try not to scare off these people this time ok? Just say the read and STOP!"
Think this is the 3rd time I'm re-listening to this one. Definitely a Classic.
your views are fantastic. as a "friend" that landed on the news and is leaning into to some long played out mistakes, this talk really helped put some things in perspective.
Just a bunch of friends, listening to tim
Listen to Tim's little rant about voting at the beginning. Still accurate in 2021.
Even moreso that more evidence has come out showing plain as day the DNC plotted to screw Sanders, problem for any type of movement for change is that Sanders has no spine and never broke away to have his own party
Came here from seeing you on joey diaz and rogan. Just what I needed lol great shit!
Tim’s Meghan McCain bit about daddy is hilarious on another level. I also enjoy his take on current events in politics and culture.
idk how I never listened to this episode. he might just be the podcast GOAT
These stories are too damn relatable to me 😂 Work goes by 10x faster when i have this podcast playing
I haven’t heard ambulance in years. Living next to midway airport you just get used to every siren you hear lol
Tim Dillon has a zen mastery to him. The inherent nihilism of meaningless of existence isn't to be denied for zen flavored platitudes but looked at starkly. What he calls materialism is simply the investment of the your focus on an equally valid, yet fruitless, pursuits our lives can take. Enlightenment isn't hard its easy. Nothing matters, invest in whatever knowing this
Ahhh. Dang autocorrect never heard of ' vapid'.. they believe in nothing, dude.. and get their ear bit off..
4 likes in 4 years is crazy
I wish Tim did like three podcasts a week
most fire start to a podcast maybe ever
Hands down.
That cocaine bit was spot on
That Meet Cute was bloody brilliant
greatest hour of storytelling in the last decade. yes or yes
Last time I was this early, tim hadn't come out yet
That whole beginning, lol. I forgot how red pilled Tim was. Good shit.
One of the OG podcasts, as demonstrated by the number of views. Life In The Big City.
Good lord this is an amazing podcast
I didn’t want her to murder my friend but I knew that was a possibility 😂
Got me cracking up man. hilarious
Best commercial ever for a backbag!
Thanks Dad.
Lol thank you Tim. Great show.
The meet cute of Epstein and Maxwell is the best
These are the best add reads in podcasting
I'm from Peoria Illinois, this one hits a little too close to home.
Best one yet
highly underrated episode
if tim had ads for every youtube video, adblocker would run out of business
The ridge wallet bit was funny asf !
Another instant classic
Tim is recording this episode from the BestBuy restroom on his lunch break
cant wait for you to get back to chicago!!!!!!
I'm sad yet overjoyed The guys from the bachelor podcast haven't been on the show again, luckily he has a new podcast to shit on in advertisement lol.
HAHAHA 28:15 is one of the most relatable things I've ever heard on his podcast besides his boomer parents.
toronto loves you brother. see you feb 14th.
thank god mayor pete is our presumptive candidate...ahahahaha
You the Man Timmy!
lol….. just looked it up “Mayor Pete” is the current secretary of transportation 🤣🤣🤣….. amazing
Great show idgaf about video if it means more of this top notch content on a regular basis
Ive been having one of the best weekends in Westchester and my friends here think the past week of politics have been hilarious
I had a sub in 8th grade who told the class that she knew how to make meth and how she used to work at a condom factory.
KILLING IT
Crazy 2 year later most of this stuff is spot on😂
I love tim, but I would never want to do coke with this guy.
Because you don't know CPR?
Why
This is a valuable thing, I can't believe you are just going to f'n give it away
Goddamn Tim, I don't think you get enough credit for being a good story teller. I need a drink after that
thank you Timmy...I love you
This is so good.
Tim Dillions Valentine's Day Show will be that all the single men aka the nerd table at prom.
Thanks Jim
Shadow app is a fucking hilarious name
Some of the things said here aged terribly, But also perfectly
Tim , you sir are a beautiful human and I personally LOVE your personality and its so refreshing coming from all the other pawns in the world! KEEP THIS SHIT GOING!