The Balmart is king (Ballionaire)

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  • @Zorua3
    @Zorua3 2 дні тому +591

    "Holy shit he stacked the Prohibitums on the side for once instead of wasting his entire bottom--never mind"

    • @BruhMomentum-fe1kj
      @BruhMomentum-fe1kj 2 дні тому +64

      Absolute rollercoaster of an opening

    • @darudemarc6114
      @darudemarc6114 2 дні тому +14

      Just like the opening of the fridge meme

    • @Allthenameable
      @Allthenameable 2 дні тому +4

      Is this the way? I usually just leave it on the default spots

    • @explodingshroom
      @explodingshroom 2 дні тому +3

      ​@@Allthenameablethe sides rely on the ball never swapping directions, its just more likely for you to get value out of the bottom than the sides

    • @sigurd3809
      @sigurd3809 День тому +1

      ⁠​⁠​⁠@@explodingshroom No, because you can bonk it to the wanted side indefinitely

  • @phnxsu
    @phnxsu 2 дні тому +369

    the retirement funds spawning 19 balls straight into the void was so funny

    • @lilithpyrope476
      @lilithpyrope476 2 дні тому +7

      NO WHY DID I READ THE COMMENTS

    • @phnxsu
      @phnxsu 2 дні тому +4

      @lilithpyrope476 my apologies brother I tried not spoiling too much 💔

    • @Brewtifulteas
      @Brewtifulteas 2 дні тому +21

      These bottom row retirement fund plays man...

    • @CrossfacePanda
      @CrossfacePanda День тому +5

      Feels like there’s some meta commentary on life tucked away somewhere in that

    • @Areagan22
      @Areagan22 День тому +2

      The inability to place the retirement fund in a good position makes me want to go lay in traffic

  • @mastergroob4843
    @mastergroob4843 2 дні тому +370

    25:05 proud of you - I know rerolling cactus, anchor, and stopwatch must have been truly painful

  • @Topher2k8
    @Topher2k8 2 дні тому +101

    45:26 "Jeroan1233... and you're fucking 800 years old, that's embarassing" holy +2 I laughed so hard 🤣

  • @sweatywraith8242
    @sweatywraith8242 2 дні тому +96

    Shoutout the guy two videos ago that said that one was the last one. We stay enjoying ballionaire.

    • @dragonbowrghr5937
      @dragonbowrghr5937 2 дні тому +5

      We're in the good timeline fr

    • @bootmanbill2362
      @bootmanbill2362 2 дні тому +21

      To be fair he said on stream he was done with the game but there’s still a surplus of recorded sessions

    • @tomekk.1889
      @tomekk.1889 День тому +1

      Why is he done

    • @ichimatsumatsuno8692
      @ichimatsumatsuno8692 День тому +4

      ​@bootmanbill2362 did he ever play another map

    • @alexzephyris1455
      @alexzephyris1455 День тому +2

      @@ichimatsumatsuno8692 the egg can't play different triggers, you think you changed the map?

  • @Sainty-0
    @Sainty-0 2 дні тому +101

    Appreciate the active intent to learn. The last few episodes were a bit sporadic, but slowing down a little, thinking more about the scaling and how a run can go from 0 to the kind of income needed is strictly necessary in this game.

    • @TrianglePants
      @TrianglePants 2 дні тому +2

      Active my ass!

    • @imptwins
      @imptwins 2 дні тому +10

      @@TrianglePants my mans getting dragged kicking and screaming into learning things, he's getting his petulance off the kid

  • @pepsicorp-se
    @pepsicorp-se 2 дні тому +207

    let me guess - crows nest and silencer again? how droll

    • @mihaiioc.3809
      @mihaiioc.3809 2 дні тому +11

      Brother this is not the bazzat

    • @MrJOSHFATS
      @MrJOSHFATS 2 дні тому +1

      @mihaiioc.3809 Got to be a bot

    • @dxcibel7772
      @dxcibel7772 2 дні тому

      ​@mihaiioc.3809we're the bazaar of course, guys paint their ship red but not all jabalians are pacifists we don't use paint

    • @bootmanbill2362
      @bootmanbill2362 2 дні тому +1

      @mihaiioc.3809brother that’s the joke

    • @doormatt17
      @doormatt17 2 дні тому

      not all jeballians paint their shit red

  • @alexotter1760
    @alexotter1760 2 дні тому +64

    hes social distancing the damn tomatoes

    • @mertaliyigit3288
      @mertaliyigit3288 2 дні тому +11

      +2

    • @amr1t_
      @amr1t_ День тому +3

      the woke mind virus killed my tomato patch

    • @TheSquareOnes
      @TheSquareOnes День тому +2

      I was going insane watching that, after a while it started taking effort to keep them separated instead of just plopping them in the obvious holes. I want him to improve so he can finally allow himself to see the other boards but I also never want moments like this to stop, there's infinite comedy just from watching his silent decisions and trying to figure out what the thought process could've been.

  • @XxBonkyxX
    @XxBonkyxX 2 дні тому +297

    -“Same mistake twice.”
    -“Just a personal question for you do you have any siblings?”
    MY. LORD.

    • @billywayne1007
      @billywayne1007 2 дні тому +5

      What does that even mean

    • @tofu2129
      @tofu2129 2 дні тому +29

      @@billywayne1007 He ain't the first mistake his parents made

    • @avhannah
      @avhannah 2 дні тому +44

      @@billywayne1007called chatter being born a mistake. a sibling would be "the same mistake twice".

    • @thaDjMauz
      @thaDjMauz 2 дні тому +3

      Holyyy I only just got it

    • @billywayne1007
      @billywayne1007 2 дні тому +1

      @@avhannah yea even with the explanation it falls flat for me. If they were a 2nd mistake wouldn't the parents just get an abortion at that point?

  • @Bbhhskooow24
    @Bbhhskooow24 2 дні тому +156

    Happiness is coming back to enjoy NL play suboptimally after you have already bought the game and min-maxed it.

    • @ValTheGnat
      @ValTheGnat 2 дні тому +15

      My fave strat that’s totally minmaxed is armored car, bricks, jump ropes, investment bonks and piggy bonks. Just endless cash rolling in.

    • @Bbhhskooow24
      @Bbhhskooow24 2 дні тому

      @ValTheGnat the most broken one i found is attackables+smokestack+any stackable item like cairn, gems or spells. Each time something dies it gives a stack to a random stackable item and it gets insane pretty fast

    • @tyronebiggums4798
      @tyronebiggums4798 2 дні тому +15

      I bought the game trying to disprove this meta and unintentionaly beat ballionaire++ with it.

    • @Thinzy
      @Thinzy 2 дні тому +5

      Whales, topaz, lakes, and the waterfall boon brother. You simply cannot go wrong (except when it never ends)

    • @TrianglePants
      @TrianglePants 2 дні тому +1

      and watch him get mad at anyone who points it out to him

  • @ZachariahCruse
    @ZachariahCruse День тому +6

    1:34 Kaladin Stormblessed

  • @notarat9303
    @notarat9303 2 дні тому +27

    "multipliers mean nothing to a guy like me" yeah.....we can see that

  • @AOZ.
    @AOZ. 2 дні тому +40

    The mult disrespecter has logged on

    • @PKMartin
      @PKMartin 2 дні тому +5

      Someone in chat tells him to use mult, he says at 25 minutes he doesn't know what that is, then wins a run through the power of egg box - start of the mult arc

  • @LikeGodzzila
    @LikeGodzzila 2 дні тому +43

    skipping smokestacks at 16:30 to take one of the most mediocre boons in the game was certainly a choice

    • @VestigeX3
      @VestigeX3 2 дні тому +2

      broke my heart

    • @bedstinker
      @bedstinker 2 дні тому

      mf didnt even read the description 💔

    • @808pierce
      @808pierce 2 дні тому

      at this point I think it's part of the meem. He's throwing for content

  • @Piratederp
    @Piratederp 2 дні тому +42

    16:19 Tome over Smokestack is crazy.

    • @connormcclelland2000
      @connormcclelland2000 2 дні тому +8

      The game handed him a way out and he declined in favor of one spell draft per tribute lol

    • @sackboi182
      @sackboi182 2 дні тому +5

      For real, smokestack with attackables is absurd

  • @54fallout
    @54fallout 2 дні тому +109

    A minute in and he puts the cactus on the opposite side of the hammock instead of next to it. nl is just rushing through and placing things without thinking.

    • @Strauss-
      @Strauss- 2 дні тому +5

      WHAT IS HE THINKIIIING???

    • @tomdalzell3674
      @tomdalzell3674 2 дні тому +16

      He can think faster than the average human because he doesn’t have any hair to slow his thoughts down.

    • @quickshot305
      @quickshot305 2 дні тому +4

      "nl is just rushing through and placing things without thinking." and in other news water is wet

    • @SethStuffLove
      @SethStuffLove День тому

      @@quickshot305 Oh brother not this again

  • @QuinnArgo
    @QuinnArgo 2 дні тому +16

    I just started and he placed the mallet and wyvern reasonably, he didn't put a stopwatch at the top? Like there's inexplicable anchors still but I'm seeing progress
    Update: while I was busy typing this, a cactus and a hammock appeared in opposite corners for no reason

  • @prpunk187
    @prpunk187 2 дні тому +20

    "Your the dude at daycare whos like, im not watching cartoons. Buddy ur 4 sit down and watch winnie the pooh." HAHAHAHAHA

  • @jayvanbroekhoven3183
    @jayvanbroekhoven3183 2 дні тому +54

    he gets so hung up on killing the wyvern and stacking spells to kill the wyvern that he doesnt realize that spells and wyverns dont make any money

    • @Kalslice
      @Kalslice День тому +5

      And the next run is the opposite, money is sorted but no killing power to beat perdition

  • @falafelfreak
    @falafelfreak 2 дні тому +152

    This feels like a game that he'll only get good at after he spends a few hours reading tierlists on reddit

    • @WhiteKnuckleRide512
      @WhiteKnuckleRide512 2 дні тому +20

      Idk why he’s trying to get good at it lol, I wish he would just play the other maps first

    • @ajlunce
      @ajlunce 2 дні тому +9

      no its just kind of a bad game honestly, I like watching it but its painfully bad randomness and is in desperate need of allowing you to fix your draws to allow you to do synergies instead of just kind of hoping you get draws that synergize

    • @WhiteKnuckleRide512
      @WhiteKnuckleRide512 2 дні тому +56

      @ brother it’s a plinko rougelike don’t take it so seriously

    • @TrianglePants
      @TrianglePants 2 дні тому +1

      He's trying?

    • @nathano6277
      @nathano6277 2 дні тому +4

      A tier list isn't going to teach him that 'If I draft a maul, I shouldn't put it where it won't get picked up'

  • @HolyDeviant1
    @HolyDeviant1 2 дні тому +29

    clearly placing the retirement funds right at the fucking bottom will work this time

  • @beavenjnr4187
    @beavenjnr4187 2 дні тому +19

    So much fire and eggs, no synergies.

  • @TheSmokingBacon
    @TheSmokingBacon 2 дні тому +29

    He’s learning

    • @thaDjMauz
      @thaDjMauz 2 дні тому +2

      slowly

    • @Psy-Penguin
      @Psy-Penguin 2 дні тому +4

      Like when you elder grandma finally uses the home button to go to the homepage on her smartphone instead of hitting back seventeen times

    • @TrianglePants
      @TrianglePants 2 дні тому

      He is?!

  • @killmaimflay
    @killmaimflay День тому +2

    45:39 "beg for your life in chat" is incredible

  • @bluuberd
    @bluuberd 2 дні тому +7

    anchor does not scale, cactus does not scale, stopwatch does not scale, stop picking them oh my lord!

  • @SaulGoodman2049
    @SaulGoodman2049 2 дні тому +3

    Skipping smokestack was WILD. I don’t think he realized every time bomb goblin goes off he’d get another spell on the stack.

  • @keetonfoust
    @keetonfoust 2 дні тому +11

    He's getting better, the second run was legit

    • @Donovarkhallum
      @Donovarkhallum 2 дні тому

      I never play with that damage curse . Feeding 259 balls is easier by a lot.

  • @ShynyMagikarp
    @ShynyMagikarp 2 дні тому +3

    47:45 that comment about the national geographic honeybees mating killed me. hilarious

  • @BigDLLC.
    @BigDLLC. 2 дні тому +20

    20:00 me to the retirement home nurses when they turn me over to clean me up

  • @MarcusFigueras
    @MarcusFigueras 2 дні тому +20

    Future me, does he keep using Tree

  • @MischaFoster
    @MischaFoster 2 дні тому +6

    20:28 when you’re in last place on turn 27 at Rainbow Galleria

  • @max2x000
    @max2x000 2 дні тому +9

    When he realizes what fanny pack does its over

  • @novataco5412
    @novataco5412 2 дні тому +5

    13:10 surely replace the nest above the bomb goblins w/ the topaz would be the play right

    • @IronDoctorChris
      @IronDoctorChris 2 дні тому

      Has no room to be stacked. But I think I'd do that and move the blight left when I next got one yeah

  • @extimeee1
    @extimeee1 2 дні тому +6

    it always irks me when he places the hammock in one corner, gets a cactus draft, and places it in the complete opposite corner 1:01

  • @superkiller91000
    @superkiller91000 2 дні тому +3

    If he stacks whistles on cactus one more cactus I'm going to lose it, please I'm not ready for 200 episodes of Ballionaire trying to beat Ascension 20 Billionaire ++ with whistle cactuses and anchors.

  • @janu8gon
    @janu8gon 2 дні тому +17

    instant anchor

  • @daleanddale
    @daleanddale 2 дні тому +5

    1:45 that guy had a family. +2

  • @extimeee1
    @extimeee1 2 дні тому +7

    imagine.. just imagine he took smokestack 16:19

  • @cheeeeeeeef
    @cheeeeeeeef День тому +1

    I cried when he immediately skipped the smokestack

  • @qjesse
    @qjesse 2 дні тому +6

    I don't even know if I'd like this game but love watching bald man play it

    • @SethStuffLove
      @SethStuffLove День тому +1

      This game does the "man bad at mobile game" to me more than any other game

  • @notgood38
    @notgood38 2 дні тому +3

    focusing on attacking the wyvern and bombgoblin? put the cairn so it spawns rocks directly off screen!

  • @Cormier66
    @Cormier66 2 дні тому +4

    My cat loves watching these videos.

    • @TrianglePants
      @TrianglePants 2 дні тому +2

      Back when Peglin was all the rage, two of my several fostered kittens LOVED attacking those videos. Was the funniest fucking thing.

  • @Alekskauff
    @Alekskauff 2 дні тому +2

    nl, smokestack was literally perfect for your biuld. every time you kill an enemy or deplete a limited it causes a random stacker to gain 1. this includes the spells, gems, anything that you can stack.

  • @mrdomomrdomo
    @mrdomomrdomo 2 дні тому +1

    cant believe someone got shot and executed in NL's house and he looked on with apathy, a true ballionaire

  • @PKMartin
    @PKMartin 2 дні тому +3

    Unironically pogged for more Ballionaire

  • @Donovarkhallum
    @Donovarkhallum 2 дні тому +4

    Recycle bin under ballmart so mart gets carryables bin gets ball then mult above and below

  • @MarcusFigueras
    @MarcusFigueras 2 дні тому +7

    How does he not know how to use retirement fund

  • @Star22233
    @Star22233 День тому

    "Balmarts and buckets" aka recycling bins and whales and brooms and caves maybe with a gem mine these are my favorite combos I find almost always doing.

  • @LobertoLobrigez
    @LobertoLobrigez 2 дні тому +3

    Topaz by the Bomb Goblins sounds like it'd be a banger.

  • @michaeljonathanblack
    @michaeljonathanblack 2 дні тому +4

    can someone remove anchor from this man's brain

  • @emanuelborgstrom7345
    @emanuelborgstrom7345 День тому +2

    I have no idea what type A or type B means, but this video definitely turned me into a type A commenter.

  • @GlacyLav
    @GlacyLav 2 дні тому +6

    Imagine how much more pog these streams and videos would be if he wasn't on pyramid just using the exact same placeables every single time. I'm glad he's slowly learning though, not going captain every single time is huge growth for him, at this pace maybe in a few months he'll be on a different board using some combos!

    • @nate.draws.things
      @nate.draws.things 2 дні тому +1

      You're not gonna like what he said before he went on break

    • @GlacyLav
      @GlacyLav 2 дні тому +1

      @@nate.draws.things oh no....

    • @nate.draws.things
      @nate.draws.things 2 дні тому +3

      @@GlacyLav Yeah he said he probably won't do anymore Ballionaire when he comes back from break :[

    • @GlacyLav
      @GlacyLav 2 дні тому +3

      @@nate.draws.things that unironically makes me so sad, dude barely touched the surface of the game bc the way he played it

  • @LavenderOctopus
    @LavenderOctopus 2 дні тому +7

    When will he realize that the holders are the run engines lol

    • @LavenderOctopus
      @LavenderOctopus 2 дні тому +3

      Update: Just finished the video. He realized lol

    • @umbaupause
      @umbaupause День тому

      Don't worry he might forget by next episode. So the fun won't end.

  • @XxBonkyxX
    @XxBonkyxX 2 дні тому +16

    “Same mistake twice.”
    “Just a personal question for you do you have any siblings?”
    MY. LORD.

    • @qjesse
      @qjesse 2 дні тому

      INSANITY

  • @elle_ie9943
    @elle_ie9943 День тому

    northernlion ballionaire drinking game but the only phrase is “and the cycle begins anew”

  • @amcoolio
    @amcoolio 2 дні тому +4

    I have played this game for a lot of hours and I do not understand the 500 damage burden. It is way too high. 250-300 is more appropriate. 500 is impossible unless you gear your entire board solely to doing damage and hitting it, and then there's no way to make the money requirement

    • @Androoo_
      @Androoo_ 2 дні тому +2

      I haven’t played the game but every time I see that burden it looks so overturned to me, It’s odd how there’s burdens like “Teleporters sometimes dork out lol.” And this one is like “dedicate your entire board to hitting this thing 500 times”

  • @justaczechdude8357
    @justaczechdude8357 День тому

    16:46 that bombgoblin in between all the whistles was atrocious

  • @mustard9933
    @mustard9933 День тому +1

    Here after witnessing the 4th tomato placement.

  • @borpa9585
    @borpa9585 2 дні тому +2

    Me going to ballmart to pick up my tomatoes and torches

  • @Ulysses3113
    @Ulysses3113 2 дні тому

    I hope this game goes off and turns into a longer running series of videos. Content cow for NL.
    I reckon it could go ether way. So far I love the look of this game. If crack was a video game, it might be ballionaire.

  • @coolest_turtle
    @coolest_turtle День тому

    dude he got a little taste of shy bonkers income and now always drafts a hammock

  • @ryanfisher2482
    @ryanfisher2482 День тому

    NL. NL. NL. YOU PUT THE CACTUS. NEXT TO THE HAMMOC. PUT THE CACTUS. NEXT TO THE HAMMOC

  • @timothygreen8528
    @timothygreen8528 День тому

    smokestack breaks his build 16:18 adding one stack to something (blight spell) every time an attackable dies. quickly stacking the spell to 15 means they all instantly die giving more stacks... am i type a'ing rn... nooooooooooooo!

  • @clown429
    @clown429 День тому

    watching him skip like 3-4 ballmarts in that one run hurt me on a deep level

  • @flyingsaucedragon9929
    @flyingsaucedragon9929 2 дні тому +2

    1:41 I got cooked here nothing I could've done

    • @Rat.G
      @Rat.G День тому

      IS THAT YOU HE RESPONDED TO??? He torched your ass 🤣🤣

    • @flyingsaucedragon9929
      @flyingsaucedragon9929 День тому +2

      @@Rat.G CAUGHT

  • @BigDLLC.
    @BigDLLC. 2 дні тому +1

    6:18 imagine being blind and hearing this

  • @jmgaerial2871
    @jmgaerial2871 2 дні тому +4

    Wait till he discovers infinite loops from boons/computers/outlets/stackable or compounding with recycle bins surrounded by green houses.

    • @malachai1212
      @malachai1212 2 дні тому +2

      He got an infinite in a different video

  • @dewhi100
    @dewhi100 2 дні тому

    It's official. Ballmarts are the new piggy bonk

  • @digbeal
    @digbeal 2 дні тому

    comments does he play other maps on streams?

  • @Symthos
    @Symthos День тому

    6:20 when the artist i commed asks how big do i want my oc to be

  • @WildflowerGG
    @WildflowerGG 2 дні тому +1

    48:22
    George W. Bush you are going to Hell
    Get it twisted

  • @oeerturk
    @oeerturk 2 дні тому +2

    i was watching videos from 2 weeks ago and he said twice that he only changes one thing at a time. so he will change the map after beating ballionare++ etc, but here we are i click on a new vid from 2hrs ago, and still the same map. am i surprised not at all

  • @ryanfisher2482
    @ryanfisher2482 День тому

    even when chat tells you how to play. you place your tomatos as far apart from each other as possible. these videos will kill me

  • @SHNEEEEEB
    @SHNEEEEEB 2 дні тому +3

    Prohibitummaxxing

  • @GwynTheDame
    @GwynTheDame 2 дні тому

    Just boosting a series I wanna see continue

  • @MarcusFigueras
    @MarcusFigueras 2 дні тому +2

    Why did he run like 6 vehicles

  • @1986Stein
    @1986Stein День тому

    Will he ever change the board?

  • @kwebis3014
    @kwebis3014 10 годин тому

    The egg soothes me

  • @frostatine
    @frostatine 5 годин тому

    Are there only like 5 good units for this game or what? Every build looks so similar.

  • @kungfupandaluver6919
    @kungfupandaluver6919 2 дні тому

    the power of a run that isnt just jumprope boing boing dopamine factory

  • @GregDJames
    @GregDJames 17 годин тому

    "Yelling at the Coco Melon" XD

  • @MrThief203
    @MrThief203 2 дні тому

    I really liked the first run, since I have not played the game myself, yet.

  • @Deathpunch93
    @Deathpunch93 День тому

    Finally a good fucking run

  • @suakeli
    @suakeli 2 дні тому

    No cannon, all balls.

  • @Mathmachine
    @Mathmachine 2 дні тому

    I wonder if they sell cubes at Balmart.

  • @frankiecedeno3724
    @frankiecedeno3724 2 дні тому

    Skipping smokestack was painful

  • @mrrp405
    @mrrp405 2 дні тому

    the cactus is back folks

  • @igretrovods9189
    @igretrovods9189 2 дні тому

    Roll me buy me sell me, freeze me combine me I miss sap I can’t 😢

  • @kdragon-_-698
    @kdragon-_-698 6 годин тому

    We need more ballllionaire plz

  • @MistyMooring
    @MistyMooring 2 дні тому +2

    tome over smokestack with that build 😭

  • @RandomAutist
    @RandomAutist 2 дні тому +1

    He's crashin.

  • @novacrafty4823
    @novacrafty4823 2 дні тому +3

    imma be honest, just dont use hammock or cactus anymore big dawg

    • @novacrafty4823
      @novacrafty4823 2 дні тому

      no way he just whistled the cactus and hammock, it's too good now

  • @j.b.e.a.n.s
    @j.b.e.a.n.s День тому

    9:00 R. Kelly in 2002

  • @flyingsaucedragon9929
    @flyingsaucedragon9929 2 дні тому +1

    Same mistake twice?
    Question got any siblings?
    I got cooked here nothing I could've done.

  • @audensaudens
    @audensaudens 2 дні тому +1

    i love how aggro he gets

  • @jpegmarina
    @jpegmarina 2 дні тому

    why did he have one attackable next to the spell of blight

  • @Deltadefaultandfrien
    @Deltadefaultandfrien День тому

    NL can sell snake oil to a cobra by so poorly demonstrating the product that the cobra has to buy it just to see a better use 💀

  • @soggos732
    @soggos732 2 дні тому +1

    we're infinite recursion guys of course we comment, we're infinite recursion guys of course we comment, we're infinite recursion guys of course we comment, we're infinite recursion guys of course we comment, we're infinite recursion guys of course we comment, we're infinite recursion guys of course we comment, we're infinite recursion guys of course we comment, we're infinite recursion guys of course we comment, we're infinite recursion guys of course we comment, we're infinite recursion guys of course we comment, we're infinite recursion guys of course we comment, we're infinite recursion guys of course we comment, we're infinite recursion guys of course we comment, we're infinite recursion guys of course we comment, ehhh you get the point.

  • @jaqf
    @jaqf 2 дні тому +1

    can someone who watches twitch tell him to turn his game volume down it’s like twice as loud as his voice lmao

  • @semicolumnn
    @semicolumnn 2 дні тому

    Someone needs to show this guy a Bell curve