Super Mario Sunshine - A Garbage Review

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  • Super Mario Sunshine garbage review. Super Mario Sunshine is the first normal Mario game on the Gamecube. I skipped talking about the ending for no other reason than I didn't feel like it. The next video will be a short video
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  • @bossapocalypse
    @bossapocalypse 3 роки тому +211

    I expected a corona mountain joke but then i remembered that the virus wasnt a problem 4 years ago

  • @frontlinemedic6705
    @frontlinemedic6705 8 років тому +1101

    "On this level you give a caterpillar skin cancer" - I fucking lost it at this point

    • @dybdab
      @dybdab 8 років тому +78

      +Frontline Medic I lost it after 10 seconds because its Kilian

    • @LittlyLary
      @LittlyLary 8 років тому +114

      I do hope you find whatever you have lost.

    • @nicklasveva
      @nicklasveva 6 років тому +2

      Frontline Medic PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF *GOD*. Stop quoting a sentence from the video then telling us how funny you thought it was.

    • @eetuhalmela9361
      @eetuhalmela9361 6 років тому +1

      really? it wasn't even that hard

  • @dimosthenisstilios5578
    @dimosthenisstilios5578 8 років тому +1333

    "dont be silly, it gets boring immediately" omg i laughed so hard

  • @dexmike22
    @dexmike22 8 років тому +231

    "One of them is this ruthless unforgiving game that makes you want to destroy your controller...and the other one is Dark Souls". Subscribed.

  • @timovideogames
    @timovideogames 8 років тому +440

    how did they come up with all those creative and unique bosses??

    • @timovideogames
      @timovideogames 8 років тому +21

      +TimoVIDEOGAMES to add an actual comment I'd like to say that while the video had some dark undertones at parts, I think it could have been really funny if you just took this into a really dark direction after the first flower boss where you mention silent hill

    • @natnew32
      @natnew32 6 років тому +5

      He doesn't really do dark, though.

    • @gerwantofrivera3725
      @gerwantofrivera3725 5 років тому +1

      @@natnew32 he surely does, I mean he is from Sweden.

    • @AriettaTheWild17
      @AriettaTheWild17 4 роки тому

      Gerwant of Rivera Nah it’s Norwegians that make black metal as he’s mentioned in previous videos, Swedes are just too cheerful to do anything dark. Unless it’s translated into another language like that game... I can’t remember if he did a video or not because I don’t have memories of the past?
      Stereotypes are fun aren’t they?
      You can also go to a village named Hell in Norway if you’re really metal, or goth, or whatever, and think it would be funny.
      Now if you’ll excuse me I’ve been social enough and it’s back to listening to metal that’s not black while drinking. On my own, without planning to leave the house. Why would you need to have company or plan to do anything as a justification for getting drunk? Too bad it’s not ice hockey season, but at least you can enjoy drinking beer on the beach without needing a jacket.
      Can’t come up with more stereotypes right now, but at least it’s a little bit darker and cooler outside right now since it’s almost midnight so time to get some rest. I don’t get why pretty much everyone around here is always complaining about how much the dark and cold winters suck constantly, and I’m not allowed to say that personally I think summer and heat does, since that’s just blasphemy apparently.

  • @rawovunlapin8201
    @rawovunlapin8201 7 років тому +725

    Rip Beaver.
    *Press f to pay respect*

  • @matthubsher4500
    @matthubsher4500 8 років тому +336

    the masterfully dramatic portrayal of the death of beaver has convinced me that a review of Fable would be nominated for an Oscar and a BAFTA

    • @comradestarbucks2726
      @comradestarbucks2726 8 років тому +18

      Every time I see a beaver now, I have to stop what I'm doong to press F and pay respects

    • @matthubsher4500
      @matthubsher4500 7 років тому +3

      Press F to Pay Respects

    • @Sam-te6np
      @Sam-te6np 7 років тому +1

      Matt Hubsher do you know what song he used?

    • @gwynedd8179
      @gwynedd8179 7 років тому +1

      +Sage Sam That was the Metal Gear theme song

    • @Sam-te6np
      @Sam-te6np 7 років тому

      Halt! Thanks man

  • @lucasexempligratiasmith8266
    @lucasexempligratiasmith8266 7 років тому +650

    "Imagine how disturbing it would be if a human made a human shaped boat."
    I imagine it'd be long hard and full of seamen.

    • @tanith117
      @tanith117 6 років тому +18

      Just like Naval vessels.

    • @Shorteagle
      @Shorteagle 5 років тому +8

      Seamen is stored in the bladder

    • @jd3795
      @jd3795 4 роки тому +4

      @@tanith117 yeah thats the joke. thanks.

    • @psychie8625
      @psychie8625 4 роки тому +3

      IT'S TIME TO STOP

    • @JustAskMeTV101
      @JustAskMeTV101 4 роки тому +1

      @@tanith117 bruh what naval vessels have you seen that are human shaped

  • @thimohaime5122
    @thimohaime5122 7 років тому +454

    what if the sprinkler actually was mario's unborn cyborg child?

    • @MisterBones2910
      @MisterBones2910 7 років тому +32

      Surprise, Mario is actually Doctor Light before the Robot Wars ravaged the Mushroom Kingdom.

    • @kenetickups6146
      @kenetickups6146 6 років тому +3

      Thimo Haime
      BUUHHHUTT DASSSS JUSSS A THEEERREE
      A GAYYYYYYUIUUUMM THEEEREE

    • @Barholtworld
      @Barholtworld 3 роки тому

      I think the unborn part of that description makes this a no

  • @BabyInADuffleBag
    @BabyInADuffleBag 4 роки тому +440

    Corona mountain is the reason we're all in quarantine

  • @popalupa4844
    @popalupa4844 7 років тому +406

    You got arrested for publicly urinating on a preschool? I got arrested for publicly urinating on a preschooler.

    • @GucciGangKaiba
      @GucciGangKaiba 5 років тому +15

      R. Kelly approves

    • @Tero0001
      @Tero0001 5 років тому +2

      Lol

    • @alishah4188
      @alishah4188 5 років тому +6

      I remember that day

    • @DatBoi-mo9vc
      @DatBoi-mo9vc 5 років тому +3

      Whats your credit card infomation so i can properly report you to the police

    • @diontelatte
      @diontelatte 4 роки тому +1

      I like pissing on girls I’m sorry .. I just drink plenty of water before we do

  • @restlesssheep7156
    @restlesssheep7156 7 років тому +171

    This video contains imo two of his many best lines
    1- "Do you know how dense lava is ? Almost as dense as you for thinking it was lava"
    2- "bowser jr also believes peach is his mother but we are not going to open THAT pandora's box"

    • @robotslayer9690
      @robotslayer9690 6 років тому +1

      Opens box

    • @kirbysbigass5268
      @kirbysbigass5268 6 років тому +1

      I didn't know that reptiles has cocks?

    • @kappapond
      @kappapond 6 років тому

      kirbysbigass Would they? I thought they reproduced asexually?

    • @matthewbibby8921
      @matthewbibby8921 6 років тому

      kirbysbigass More concerned about the... Shell

    • @TheWolfboy180
      @TheWolfboy180 5 років тому +2

      no. PLEASE open that pandora's box.
      I just want to see Kilian's reaction.

  • @garrett2716
    @garrett2716 8 років тому +143

    You should do a killian experience on Luigi's mansion

  • @jetstreamjackie3437
    @jetstreamjackie3437 7 років тому +36

    "The game will send you back to Mario 64"
    >Super Mario RPG footage
    Dammit, Killian

  • @Catsum0
    @Catsum0 8 років тому +466

    "I was arrested for graffiti, except the police called it public urination on a preschool..."
    Where do I need to sign to carry your babies?

    • @OctaHeart
      @OctaHeart 6 років тому +79

      KingCrimson At the pre-school

    • @CalebCraft10
      @CalebCraft10 6 років тому +9

      Both of the comments here had me cracking up. XD

    • @balistair590
      @balistair590 5 років тому +6

      It just works

  • @miked9128
    @miked9128 8 років тому +435

    Can I get a more personal killian experience please?

    • @victoneter
      @victoneter 8 років тому +166

      He doesn't wanna be your boyfriend, dude. Just give it up

    • @dracodeanglicus3857
      @dracodeanglicus3857 6 років тому +8

      Just buy a tricorn and a red panda.

    • @Bluemilk92
      @Bluemilk92 6 років тому

      Lemme try and simulate it for you...
      "Fuck you."
      How did I do?

  • @GoatmanDan
    @GoatmanDan 8 років тому +803

    My tweet is in this video!
    Goodbye scrubs, I'm famous now! Time to go buy a jacuzzi!

    • @ougiugohpi
      @ougiugohpi 8 років тому +73

      +Goatman Oh my god, I'm friends with a celebrity!

    • @GoatmanDan
      @GoatmanDan 8 років тому +128

      +krijelis Sure, but you'll have to hold them still. I signed a parrot once and it took 46 hours

    • @wheatleythebrick2276
      @wheatleythebrick2276 6 років тому

      Goatman lol

    • @ChaseIron
      @ChaseIron 6 років тому

      Goatman 👌

    • @vladtepes2667
      @vladtepes2667 5 років тому

      You have been rating to many airhead my freind

  • @ethanmoore9286
    @ethanmoore9286 8 років тому +558

    Mario Sunshine IS harder than dark souls

    • @assasin8913
      @assasin8913 8 років тому +41

      Secret levels sunbird sunbird praise the sunbird

    • @yaysin
      @yaysin 8 років тому +5

      +assasin8913 LILY FUCKING PAD

    • @assasin8913
      @assasin8913 8 років тому +18

      Officer Moron *cough* YOSHI'S WAITING ADVENTURE ON BOATS

    • @shoopnooop2952
      @shoopnooop2952 8 років тому +11

      +assasin8913 the pachinco level

    • @assasin8913
      @assasin8913 7 років тому +10

      +shoopnooop *glare* Chucking Piantas Secret Level,RED COINS.

  • @antoninfarizon3909
    @antoninfarizon3909 8 років тому +42

    "Do you know how dense lava is ? Almost as dense as you for thinking that was lava." Genius

  • @NuclearFallout321
    @NuclearFallout321 8 років тому +85

    "and eventually they finally get to Rapture" hahaha xD

  • @littleskatey577
    @littleskatey577 8 років тому +108

    "No, this one is different because it is brown."
    Liked and Subbed

  • @robertvidekovic4334
    @robertvidekovic4334 3 роки тому +12

    I too have entered the hellish "Corona Mountain"

  • @adamkrivanek2304
    @adamkrivanek2304 4 роки тому +67

    Did I heard Corona mountain!? Mario sunshine really needs a lore channel, maybe someone could find out the cure from some hidden messages in the game🤔

    • @internetguy7319
      @internetguy7319 2 роки тому

      corona as a word roughly means "crown"
      so it's a fancy way of sayint Crown Mountain

  • @vaxivop1
    @vaxivop1 8 років тому +1318

    I get so sexually excited whenever I see you upload videos

    • @muthwilliamwm
      @muthwilliamwm 8 років тому +3

      Same

    • @randommeme2427
      @randommeme2427 8 років тому +13

      +Vaxivop who doesnt , it would be wierd if you didnd

    • @moonlover594
      @moonlover594 8 років тому +7

      I was about to comment the same thing.

    • @miletilblight2181
      @miletilblight2181 7 років тому +6

      Vaxivop killian
      show this young lady a good time immediatly

    • @nicholaskattula5306
      @nicholaskattula5306 7 років тому +9

      Vaxivop
      >in class
      >pops boner
      >OH SHIT GUIS I HAVE TA WATCH DEM TUBES

  • @FancyTortoise
    @FancyTortoise 8 років тому +103

    Did your experience completely erase the Sandbird level from your memory?

    • @MonoToonGames
      @MonoToonGames 8 років тому +42

      it probably scarred him so much that he's gone over to completely denying it's existence

    • @Dickstick
      @Dickstick 7 років тому +5

      I easily played this game 30 or 40 times (but not with always completing of course) and at some point, when you where to stand, you actually start liking the sandbird level, you know?
      It is indeed very similar to the Dark Souls experience, worse of course.

    • @danielevans7439
      @danielevans7439 6 років тому +1

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe my memories foggy, but I think I liked the sand bird level. It was one of the few levels that had any real challenge to it.

    • @hesterfranks9716
      @hesterfranks9716 6 років тому +1

      Who remembers that shitstain of a level where you had to ride the lilypad and if you touched the water you died?
      Also fuck pinball

  • @CDWHeden
    @CDWHeden 8 років тому +161

    Considering I get butterflies in my stomach whenever you upload, Kilian. I might just mistake this for love.

  • @Plys3n
    @Plys3n 3 роки тому +15

    Killian tried to warn us
    Corona Mountain

  • @abtinferdowsi
    @abtinferdowsi 7 років тому +129

    7:22 press F to pay respects

  • @koshfu
    @koshfu 8 років тому +27

    Hi Kilian, you are one of those UA-camrs I find very nice to watch/listen to because you make me feel happier! Thanks for making videos.

  • @satanicdude
    @satanicdude 8 років тому +18

    that pfress F to pay respects edit, teared me up really hard :D

  • @ProjectRayn
    @ProjectRayn 8 років тому +25

    Noooo the beaver!!!

  • @shawneti7893
    @shawneti7893 4 роки тому +5

    Me watching peacfully a kilian vidio while i have to stay home
    Nobody
    Not even Pewdiepie
    Mario sunshine :CORONA MOUNTAIN

  • @Cyno94
    @Cyno94 8 років тому +116

    So when are those GTA V stunt videos coming?

    • @janbittner1465
      @janbittner1465 7 років тому +18

      But, will that stop the train in GTA V?

  • @MyViolador
    @MyViolador 8 років тому +68

    "and now we know why" ahahahhhaierhuaefhauha AHAHAHAH

  • @a.s.5262
    @a.s.5262 8 років тому +10

    One does not simply come from the Mushroom Kingdom without constantly being on mushrooms.

  • @StrydarXtheXGrim
    @StrydarXtheXGrim 8 років тому

    I really do love your videos, so funny! Keep up the good work my man!

  • @JakobTheQuizGuy
    @JakobTheQuizGuy 8 років тому

    Just found your channel, and oh my god this is genius level of writing. Subbed!

  • @guyinarobe228
    @guyinarobe228 3 роки тому +3

    Corona mountain. Oh they had no idea how hot corona was gonna be

  • @nolanwooten8911
    @nolanwooten8911 3 роки тому +2

    "All the way back to Mario 64"
    *Shows super mario RPG clip*

  • @Comicdud
    @Comicdud 8 років тому +14

    This is probably your funniest video yet, subjective sure but I really think all the jokes were on point.

  • @GeefVis
    @GeefVis 3 роки тому +5

    8:40 Corona mountain.. wierd name... HOLD ON!

  • @vardiganxpl1698
    @vardiganxpl1698 3 роки тому +2

    Alternative Title: "Killian Experience becomes an island resort safety inspector for a day, but must play a sociopathic-italian plumber who disgracefully, and yet casually, spray down with water on printer ink"

  • @TheCommenterHimself
    @TheCommenterHimself 8 років тому +42

    I still have no idea how Kilian doesn't have 1Mil+ subscribers. This type of stuff is gold!

  • @dexdayr1794
    @dexdayr1794 6 років тому

    so glad i just found your channel. super hilarious :3

  • @MrBolyo1
    @MrBolyo1 8 років тому +12

    About fucking time.

  • @FoxHat
    @FoxHat 3 роки тому +7

    Corona Mountain, so that's where that bat came from

  • @kevingregoryjohnston8134
    @kevingregoryjohnston8134 Рік тому +2

    6:40 we turn into link’s awakening. What a twist.

  • @unspecified_wizard
    @unspecified_wizard 3 роки тому +3

    "mario enters corona mountain", aged like fine fine milk

  • @themusicmaster1077
    @themusicmaster1077 4 роки тому +4

    3:32 “You think that gets annoying after a while. No, don’t be silly, it gets annoying immediately”
    4:52 “You will have to play a super Mario galaxy level. On crack”

  • @xhaendlerx
    @xhaendlerx 8 років тому

    I just love your vid´s they make me laugh every time :D

  • @512TheWolf512
    @512TheWolf512 8 років тому +2

    your jokes are on point as always, especially with the caterpillar and flashlights

  • @aphoticgg
    @aphoticgg 8 років тому +5

    I fucking love you man. Keep up the great content.

  • @Darkgamer2005
    @Darkgamer2005 8 років тому

    I love your videos killian..but waiting for them for so long is hell Q.Q

  • @IronDizaster
    @IronDizaster 7 років тому +5

    " Because on of them is this ruthless, unforgiving game that makes you want to destroy your controller, and the other one is dark souls "
    That was unexpected. GG.

  • @MarkBelain
    @MarkBelain 8 років тому +2

    I cannot express how grateful I am that your channel came into my life.

  • @user-ji4ve7sx2f
    @user-ji4ve7sx2f 8 років тому

    Killian plis upload more frequently- I keep going through withdrawal symptoms and having to watch your old videos whenever you don't post a new video every few days :(

  • @MrTubbyTony
    @MrTubbyTony 8 років тому

    love the videos, excellent as always

  • @glowstonelovepad9294
    @glowstonelovepad9294 2 роки тому +1

    Best line in this video: "Because one of them is this ruthless unforgiving game that makes you want to destroy your controller, and the other one is Dark Souls"

  • @Masterwar15
    @Masterwar15 8 років тому +6

    Just discovered your shit, watched like 4 videos, I think I'm gonna have a good time watching the rest.

  • @BrBross
    @BrBross 8 років тому +2

    Oh damn, the early bird really gets the new Killian video, or something like that

  • @thomaslecomte1570
    @thomaslecomte1570 4 роки тому +2

    « Do you know how dense lava is? Almost as dense as you » gets me every time x)

  • @ricardojose6529
    @ricardojose6529 8 років тому +8

    im addicted to ur videod

  • @16Nire61
    @16Nire61 7 років тому

    I died at the game sending you back to Mario 64 if you fail. XD These are seriously some of the funniest videos I've come across in quite a while.

  • @DeathShouldTakeMeNow
    @DeathShouldTakeMeNow 8 років тому +2

    I almost forgot how frustrating Mario Sunshine was. I think the camera was what made it so bad, especially in the platformer levels where you didn't have the jet pack.

  • @Axitros
    @Axitros 8 років тому +1

    Your Swedish-ness makes this whole thing so much better.

  • @ignemuton5500
    @ignemuton5500 8 років тому +1

    never knew i wanted something so much until i saw this channel.

  • @kxuydhj
    @kxuydhj 2 роки тому +2

    "Corona mountain" is not gonna age gracefully...

  • @Corrieography
    @Corrieography 7 років тому

    1:30 nice Crash Bandicoot music added. Really adds to this bizarre story of this strange Mario person.

  • @malachiatkinson7245
    @malachiatkinson7245 4 роки тому +3

    "Arresting the boyfriend of a monarch is usually considered a declaration of war, but Mario can't declare diplomatic immunity, because he can only speak random Italian phrases."
    Oh my God, Kilian, never change.

  • @internetfox2583
    @internetfox2583 6 років тому +1

    Did anybody else think about Dr. Evil's Submarine Lair when Kilian mentioned human-shaped boats?

  • @joshuaallen2986
    @joshuaallen2986 8 років тому

    this channel deserves way more traffic, 10/10

  • @nyls1717
    @nyls1717 3 роки тому +2

    Corona mountain…. Oh no

  • @Andrewgtv05
    @Andrewgtv05 11 місяців тому +1

    Now that Seven Years has passed since the release of the Video. Mario is now Unbanned From Noki Bay.

  • @SoGreenItsLime
    @SoGreenItsLime 8 років тому

    Amazing as always

  • @retyopko
    @retyopko 8 років тому

    I think I realized why I enjoy your videos, they're like one long extended shitpost and it's amazing

  • @petryheil4084
    @petryheil4084 2 роки тому

    00:29 since the character and the company where completely unknown to me: many thx for that. An italian game with a princess, named after a fruit.... wow. That so amazing.

  • @harryvrentas6359
    @harryvrentas6359 7 років тому +13

    So like... uhh... had any good salads lately?

  • @badrinath5306
    @badrinath5306 2 роки тому +3

    W8.... what mountain???

  • @ricardolopez88
    @ricardolopez88 4 роки тому

    I love your music dude

  • @leandorr3299
    @leandorr3299 7 років тому +5

    YOUR THE BEST KILLAIN

  • @htaed23
    @htaed23 7 років тому +1

    this is the most intense and accurate review of this game.

  • @harryvrentas6359
    @harryvrentas6359 6 років тому

    What’s the music playing when kilian tries to save the beaver?

  • @arson135
    @arson135 3 роки тому +3

    So this game is basically Mario being forced to do community service?? The struggles.

  • @charyxard5086
    @charyxard5086 2 роки тому +1

    Killian your still such a comedian gold.

  • @MrNoremac99
    @MrNoremac99 5 років тому +1

    "Bowser Jr also believes Peach is his mother, but we are not going to open that Pandora's box"
    Killian predicted Bowsette!

  • @zillanimu
    @zillanimu 7 років тому

    What is the music for the beaver's farewell I need to know Killian please help me

  • @297fihsy
    @297fihsy 8 років тому

    I'm so glad I found Killian

  • @DocDrowsy
    @DocDrowsy 7 років тому +1

    Anyone know the music played during the beaver death scene?

  • @Calvin_Elite
    @Calvin_Elite 8 років тому

    holy crap I'm glad I found this channel

  • @user-zz5rn5lt3f
    @user-zz5rn5lt3f 7 років тому +1

    "Do you know how dense lava is? Almost as dense as you for thinking this was lava" omg

  • @Luminechoes
    @Luminechoes 8 років тому

    Your videos are amazing dude! You've got a knack for delivering the perfect jokes and at the right moment too, keep it up!

  • @cameronk3710
    @cameronk3710 8 років тому

    This is my new favorite channel. Great job. Do you think you could do a garbage review on Animal Crossing?

  • @andremation
    @andremation 7 років тому

    the level of sarcasm and puns in this video is just...i cant XD

  • @fuzzydunlop7928
    @fuzzydunlop7928 6 років тому +1

    "...And now we know why." Fuckin' a, that part slayed me.

  • @yellowdaffodil7251
    @yellowdaffodil7251 6 років тому

    The song used at the beaver part was the MGS2 theme.

  • @assukka
    @assukka 8 років тому

    And that is the Kilian experience.

  • @katshuma
    @katshuma 8 років тому +1

    I can't believe that out of all the jokes here, the one that got me was Pinata Village.
    How have I not heard that before? :D

  • @Elkones
    @Elkones 8 років тому +10

    Great video as always but whats that piano music at 9:07 from? It sounds really familiar

    • @cthulhu4145
      @cthulhu4145 7 років тому +1

      i might be wrong but i think its Mass Effect 3 - Leaving Earth

    • @elayness1749
      @elayness1749 7 років тому +1

      Cthulhu You are right, played ME3 multiple times, my favorite scene. That's the song all right.

  • @jonbrown1502
    @jonbrown1502 6 років тому

    you should do the mysims games (especially agents since it has the most obvious actual story and structure)

  • @Adrian-pp6qy
    @Adrian-pp6qy 3 роки тому +3

    This review is pure gold compared to this trash of a game.

    • @dontspikemydrink9382
      @dontspikemydrink9382 2 роки тому +1

      this game is amazing

    • @matteofaccin6636
      @matteofaccin6636 2 роки тому

      @@dontspikemydrink9382 Oh no! Another unique plant boss! This one is white instead of red!
      Just kidding btw, I like this game