Interviewing for a Job
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- Опубліковано 18 гру 2019
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“It says here you killed a dog.”
“Yes.”
“.... Very Good.”
Yum
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What an asi- *This User Has Been Banned*
this one is actually hilarious
I died
I love how male joel is the only one not breaking character
i think cus he was filmed separately from femalejoel and chester
I think it's because he's not playing a character
He’s just more professional.
Except for the last bit
5:00
"I think it's just to show I have other interests outside of work"
"Why?"
Too real, man
And then if you don’t add that in they go “Idk it looks like you really don’t have a life outside of work :/“
tf u mean bruh it doesnt matter what you do outside of work to your employer because its irrelevant to the job
@@KicksPregnantWomen You're not wrong, and it shouldn't matter. However, I had read him saying "why?" as "why do you have interests outside of work?", not as "why did you include that?", though I can see it being read either way
@@DeathnoteBB If you don't have a life outside of work that is perfect for most companies. In fact they'd like you to just work from when you get up to when you go to sleep. The real trick is to put something relevant under hobbies. So I am a software developer so I say I'm working on making a video game in my spare time which gives them the impression that I like development so much that I go home and go do some development.
@@matthewtalbot-paine7977 You’d think but I heard that could make the hirer assume you’re boring and won’t get along with everyone else socially! It’s really a toss-up, I guess.
I love how he's got a fake tape mustache over his actual mustache
I love how he pulled it off to breathe on it.
It's not real? 😳
Thats because the girl doesnt have a fake mustache so the real mustache is indeed not real.
@@Krondelo we're living in a simulation
How could we possibly distinguish him from the blonde woman otherwise?
It took me a minute to realise that this guy wasn't prepared for the questions you asked him at all. 😂
yep, thats not how you turn up to a job interview
i miss your ytp's
Let's plot a course.
INTERCOURSE
@@caprimann87 this is new information for me
Lol, I like your Luca Blight pfp.
I was actually chuckling at the part "you seem to have a specific history of killing at least 200 hundred people in your previous jobs". This skit is just so stupid it's actually funny.
My damn favorite part. Can not laugh.
"200? Sorry I meant 250". *Laughs Uproariously*
i'm pressing the like button over and over watching it go from 999 to 1k
"Do you have a different copy, perhaps?" is one of the funniest lines that could have been said between the mayhem of that whole conversation.
two hundred hundred
WOMAN. GIVE ME MY POTATO.
Sorry Janice, you know how I get with... Men.
@@JosiahMcCarthy lol, that quote
First time my coffee went up my nose from reading a comment. Thanks dude. Tasted disgusting.
The way you rubbed your eyes through your glasses. the way you fogged them up and didn't wipe them. the way you left in the laughter at just the right points. This is the epitome of "criminally underrated." my god, this is impeccable. literally pissed my wife's pants
Um...a couple questions, Daniel... Were you wearing your wife's pants at the time? Or did you grab them out of the dresser, closet, or off of the stair master and then piss on them? Or did you intentionally approach her, whip it out and proceed to sprinkle her khakis? I...I just need to know for some reason. I don't want to know. But I must know!
@@rachelgonzalez8051 this man is asking the questions, and we need answers
Its relevant to ask: why would you piss your wifes pants?
@@rachelgonzalez8051 how boutchyou shut up and mind your beeswax, Rachel
what
Me, thinking this sketch was scripted.
"It says here you assassinated the US ambassador to Guatamala"
(Struggles to improvise) "I... yes. I killed him."
Well, now that I think about it, I guess I can’t talk about that.
A yes and... followed by a no
He literally says "why is my character killing everybody?"
Boy, I cannot WAIT to read 'The days I remember, the story of my life, how I came to be who I am, and how I came to leave behind who I was - a factual retelling of every moment I have experienced brought to life through the power of language and into a novel format: Part Three' !
That a whole synopsis bru.
That title made me sleepy.
It exists, it is also known as Tristan Shandy
Goddamn it has no business making sense
Looks like a modern anime title.
Finding this channel was like finding a goldmine. I'm glad sketch comedy seems to have a bit of a resurgence lately.
joel is a blessing
makes you wonder how many other great channels are out there
@@caprimann87 value select is one of my favorites. Wizards with guns is pretty underrated too
@@caprimann87 Second that. Go watch value select
This is all improv, there’s no script. That’s why they “break character”.
“seems to me”
“yes?”
“200 out of 100,00?”
“yeah”
“really not that many”
“yeah exactly”
the way the interviewee is like... laughing makes him look like a total psychopath lmao!!! this skit is just too good
I deadass thought it was part of his character to laugh at his murder history until he said "why does my character just murder everybody?" 😂😂😂
Shamelessly laughing at all of these deaths. Incredible confidence and a piercing sense of humor. I hope you hired him.
makes the perfect corporate employee
As soon as he said, "why is my character killing everybody?" Man, I fucking lost it.
I want a series about this guy, this universe, and the chaos it offers
It's called Llamas with Hats!
Yes
I've had multiple interviews exactly as awkward as this. A lot less murder, though, generally speaking.
so some murder?
@@marlenedietrich2468 An acceptable percentage. Barely worth mentioning, really.
Mine was with more murder, especially more dogs
Same here. I was also there at Miley Cyrus' birthday party and I only killed 87 children. I could learn a thing or two from Wu here.
Generally speaking you say, so that means there where some interviews that presented significantly more murder?
"You should read his memoir, it's... horrible *break*"
his memoirds*
"Must be a German name..." *pans to an Asian face
Ah yes because only white people live in Germany
@@gwenrees7594 Asian Germans are likely rare, so the unlikelyhood of the statement is still true. Exceptions aren't the majority.
@@gwenrees7594 Most Asians who live in western countries still have Asian names.
@@gwenrees7594 I wish
@@z3ro216 not really rare
I really love how Janice fogged her glasses and just put them right back on.
And how the other interviewer simply reached through the frames of his glasses to rub his eyes lmao like, they didnt even have lenses
"why is my character killing everybody" I like...how they dont take their sketches like super seriously and are willing to put in the "breaking of the character" in the videos instead of doing retakes... came here from the animated adventure boi...should probably subscribe by now honestly
It's retarded it's trying wayyyy to hard to be "we don't care! Were so cazzhhh!"
I must say, reading "The Days I Remember: the Story of My Life, How I Came to Be Who I am, and How I Came to Leave Behind Who I Was: A Factual Retelling of Every Moment I Have Experienced, Brought to Life Through the Power of Language and into a Novel Format, Part II" was a transformative experience for me! Never before have I seen someone so perfectly capture the existential suffering of a Kafkaesque upbringing, and the ramifications it would have into adulthood. And at a succinct 2,340 pages no less! Wonderful work.
I have to agree with you here. Each page absolutely drenched in emotion, I often found myself so emerged that living vicariously through the author’s impeccable storytelling was nary a choice. My only advice to other readers would be to purchase an industrial grade microscope to aid in the deciphering of what could only be size 0.01 Arial font, but after spending a sizeable part of my life consuming this delicacy of a novel, there is no doubt in my mind that it was all worth it.
Part 1 was better…..just sayin
idk, I feel as though the 30th chapter really just brought the entire memoir into question for me. I mean, who among us has really ridden a tank with such grace to capture the hearts of his fellow ostridge's in the heat of battle? Never has there been such a man in history who could rise to such an occasion as the great ostridge lemur war was at it's peak.
Commenting just to save this beautiful exchange
Under 2500 pages???? Wow! Guy must have been in a hurry. I'll have to check it out, sounds like some light poolside reading I could polish off in an afternoon!
The Days I Remember - the story of my life, how I came to be, who I am and how I came to leave behind who I was -- a factual retelling of every moment I've experienced, brought to life, through the power of language and into a novel format: Part II
How does this feel like improv when one person is playing two of the characters?
My theory is it was two separate interviews/costumes that were just stitched together to appear simultaneous
Update, New theory: Joel's secret twin 😳
@@GlobalSingeing Yes, this is so perfectly stitched it looks Joel like has a twin !
Girl Joel and Boy Joel aren't the same person. They look alike cuz they're related; they're married.
Im pretty sure that the interviewer with the moustache was added in afterwards and they just had random clips of the guy reacting to make it seem like they were talking to him cause he never answers any specific questions from him only from the blonde one
@@mythman30 I was watching this and wondering this as well. Your explanation makes a lot of sense, except for the bit at 2:46. It can be done either way, but this is like crazy editing skills.
Also in that question there is no interaction with the woman, so maybe he used both techniques: Two interviews and adding afterwards reusing reaction clips.
I love this so much. The best part is you can tell it's improv, so it's happening live, but because he's playing 2 of the 3 characters I can't tell how it was filmed at times lol
He filmed him and the girl version together. And guy version after. That's my guess.
I think it was the guy first and then the girl version and the interviewee at the same time. They kept making each other break
I’m sat here crying with laughter, I come back to this sketch at least a few times a month because I know it’s a guarantee cry-laugh, thank you so much, bloody genius.
Same, Cam. Same
"Why is my character killing people?" -interview guy in the middle of the sketch
I laughed so hard at that haha I love it
*The Days I Remember: The Story Of My Life - How I Came To Be, Who I Am, And How I Came To Leave Behind Who I Was*
_A Factual Retelling Of Every Moment I've Experienced, Brought To Life Through The Power Of Language Into A Novel Format_
*Part Two*
After seeing a lot of Joel’s videos recently, I can honestly say that this one is in my top 3.
The guy laughing at the questions really looks like a psycopath. It’s gold!
Same here!
Yes, absolutely, this is maybe my favorite at all! I had to see it several times to fully understand this amazing sketch.
Agreed!! This one just gets better with each watch :D
I like the mustache over mustache look.
He scratched his eyes through the glasses frame lol
You’re making some of the most hilarious content I’ve ever seen on UA-cam
this skit is such a comfort to me, i honestly keep coming back to it again and again, i really love the vibe you have with each other. and also the vibe u somehow have with yourself
it still cracks me up everytime thankyou
I love this skit because if you try and break down how it could possibly work, you can’t. Yet it’s hilarious.
I thought he was supposed to be a psychopath in the beginning cause he just cracked up every time he killed something
just happy little accidents
Interviewee’s laughter is probably bc he doesn’t know what joel is reading off the "resume" but it also feels sinister "you killed a dog" and he laughs 😂
Have I been applying for jobs wrong this whole time? Has everyone else been writing their kill counts on their resumes?
I thought that was supposed to go in your reference letter.
You'd need a psychic medium to check the references...or a Ouija board...necromancer...
References are bullshit anyway.
@@themarlboromandalorian I've never been a fan of necromancy-based verification, myself. I'm always afraid that the resurrected will lie to to the interviewers out of spite
@@IcyDragonPolaris yeah that shit happens a lot
nah bro, kill count on first page of your resume listed under experience
the amount of detail that went into this
they're laughing and breaking character, almost like the interviewee is just doing improv, yet, the two interviewers are the same person shot on two takes, and the interviewee is responding to both of them while breaking character
this is messing with my head
Probably just a muted behind the scenes reading of the script
"The Days I Remember: The Story of my Life: How I Came to be Who I am, (and How I Came to Leave Behind Who I Was). A Factual Retelling of Every Moment I've Experienced: Brought to Life Through the Power of Language - and Into a Novel Format: Part Two" - This has New York Times Bestseller written all over it.
I love the blatant character breaking and laughter and how you kept all that great stuff like the interviewee's reactions as he finds out the stuff his character has done. This kind of improv and humour is literally exactly the kind of shit that makes my sides hurt. I can't stop fucking laughing so thank you so much for this
He definitely didn’t tell him what the script was, I feel like his only instruction was to agree and work of joel. So cute
I think they were doing improv
@@wokesalmon6933 How can he do improv when two of the characters are him?
@@Bhazor Improv the whole thing, playing both those parts while dressed as only the one. Then change clothes and refill that character's responses, possibly improving some variations if you feel like it. Edit together and make sure you've removed all footage from the first one where you weren't dressed as that character (edit in the second cut). Release...
Another Joel Haver classic
Haha this one is another favorite for me
This is your best skit and no one can change my mind.
ive watched this so many times ive lost count
@@ummno4436 at least 200 for me 😛
"WOMAN! (frustrated pause) GIVE ME MY POTATO!!"... That just killed me. 🤣
Really killed that interview
This may be my all-time favorite skit I've ever seen, anywhere.
The part where he said that as a child he lay awake at night punching himself in the face hit too close to home.
That's a slick mustache
I think this one got the most laughs out of me. I thoroughly enjoyed watching you guys break character whilst concocting this madness
"How I came to leave behind who I was" as part of a memoir name just kills me
i come to this when i've had a shitty day never fails to make me laugh my favourite
i keep coming back to this and laughing like it was my first time watching. such a good skit
i love how this video has different levels of randomness, plus, the “part two” was just impeccable
"Why is my character killing everybody?" Including me too, I laughed so hard I died at that part.
So right now, I am going through and watching all of your videos. I have already watched like 20 of them they’re amazing. Ever since I subbed to ya at 140k subs last week. And you are currently at 273k.
Did you make everything up as you went along? This seems like it would be great improv.
All my stuff with few exceptions is 100% improv! We usually don’t even have an idea of where it’s going at the start. I love improv because it lets the people playing the characters, as well as the joy of making it, shine through!
@@Joel-Haver never knew that thank you. Awesome.
Definitely my favourite skit of Joel's that I've seen
This is Joels best work. It took me 90 seconds to realize he was playing all the characters. Incredible.
Expected this to have over a million views. Haven't had a honest laugh by myself for quite a while, yet this video almost had me in tears! Keep up the good work
I dunno how many times ive watched this. The energy and dialogue are unmatched
Recently discovered your work but this video... It reminded me of my father... Coming into a room right after my mom finished baking potato for him... And he would stand there saying: Woman... Woman - give me my potato!!!
Anyway what I wanted to say is that sometimes I come back to this video and always laugh like the first time. Thank you & keep up with the good work! :)
This feels like the sort of conversation you would overhear between NPCs if someone made a video game out of an Adam Dougless novel
I laughed so hard at the end it brought a tear to my eye. That hasn't happened in a long time. Thank you!
This is bizarre, it feels like 3 people improvising, but actually theres only 2 people.
Like bro how did he do this???
The fact this is clearly improvised makes it that much better
The electrical tape moustache is killing me
in the 3 seconds between 0:44 to 0:47, Joel makes the best possible stereotypical interview posture and reference by calling the interviewee- "boy" and the Janice character changes her posture to show concern, patience, and interest in the question the male interviewer has for the "boy".
Man, I love Joel Haver and his video ideas- simple, relatable, and funny.
This is sooo fucking funny dude, i cant breathe
I only found your channel in 2020, but going back through the archive of both feature length and short films has been a joy that has really helped in this time of deep anxiety. Thank you for your artistry and ridiculous humor that manifests as equal parts stupid and genius at the same time. Your videos are a gift. Thank you to your talented cast mates as well. Many many thanks.
Absolutely LOVED THIS
Who doesnt :)
I roomed with woog in Guatemala, it's so weird seeing him here
This is the hardest I have ever laughed at a UA-cam video 👑 Honestly that just hit me right-
Yeah, he definitely got that job.
I’m literally crying right now of laughter, i fucking love this skit
This is by FAR my favorite vid of yours, I was cry-laughing the entire time
Happy to see your channel blowing up. Some of these have had me in stitches, keep it up!
I wouldn’t hire him. He didn’t seem to take enough pride in the seriousness of the interview.
This guy knows how to write male characters so well, that "boss" in the interview is so real hahahahahahaha
This shit should be on adult swim
I've spent the last 3 days binging the fuck out of this channel. BEST. XMAS. EVER
"why are you juggling.. why would you juggle?"
right off the bat with an absolute banger, and the vid stays hilarious the entire time.
How is he talking over the other character he’s playing in such a natural way?
Editing
I was literally writing my comment to say, "Joel, this is the first short that I just didn't like. And I mean that as a compliment." And then, the laughs got me.
"How many kids did I kill?" 😭
this actually seems like a really good improv excersize
I think this is one of the best videos you've made honestly
Oh my god. I have been leaving out my kill counts on my CV lately. No WONDER I haven't been getting hired!
Thank you Joel for bringing this to my attention!
I see that the HR department are recruiting for Tony Lazzuto's operation
2:49 That "Yes, yes." is perfect
My memoir is actually called “the days I remember, the story of my life, how I came to be who I am, and how I came to leave behind who I was. A factual retelling of every moment I’ve experienced, brought to life through the power of language, and into a novel format part 2”
This right here? This is why I still subscribe to the internet.
Bro 1.4K views my assssssss. You just hit a surge in subscribers so I imagine this will have a DECENT amount soon
Edit: I knew it! Vid is over 350k views haha 😅 Joel is getting some well deserved recognition. I’m super happy for him 🤩
51k now
1 mill soon
0:47 wait what? Lol Jesus Christ these rambling moments are magnificent
I gotta say this was 100% better than if you had cut out the actors laughing though the lines
this is my comfort video
Holy shit this is beautiful
I absolutely adore your channel
I love that he just starts laughing more and more the more you talk about the children hes killed
Wu feels the need to clarify, after his kill count is listed, that _one_ of them was on purpose, despite listing that he willfully started a fire that killed 200. This implies that Wu started the fire on purpose, in a crowd of 100,000 people, but didn't expect anyone to be harmed.
THIS IS THIS MAN'S BEST VIDEO AND HAS LESS THAN 7,000 VIEWS GOD HAS FAILED US ALL
It went from juggling to mass murder. This guy is overqualified
You literally cheer me up when I'm down dude. Thank you
I'm glad you didn't delete/unlist this video because it shows your humble beginnings