I love watching this, especially after I've made a vodka martini, God bless you whoever made this compilation, and bless mr Connery 🙏 This ones for you, sir 🍸
**James Bond at the bar** "Dry Martini and hurry... Oh, wait... I change my mind... I want mine with 2 ounces of Vodka... 1 ounce of Gin... a tiny dash of Kina Lilet... and one drop... just ONE DROP of Angostura bitters and pour that in a COUPE GLASS, nothing else... and garnish it with half a lemon peel and half an olive... and perfume it with one and a half puffs of citrus zest, and serve it to me on a union jack napkin on one side and the Soviet flag on the other side while kneeling down so I would receive it with my left foot.... and yes....I want it shaken... NOT STIRRED!!!... Do I make myself clear?" Bartender: "But of course sir.... crystal clear sir... exquisite choice sir... right away sir" **Me at the bar** "Excuse me, instead of putting 2 ounces of Vodka... can I hav..." Bartender: "You're only having the ones off of the menu... no funny business" **facepalm**
epiphany55 before you did that math I was thinking, "that's not that much". Then I realized his martinis and twice as strong as mine. (2 measures of gin, one of vermouth, stired with a lemon twist)
i dont know the original source material but im sure they were going for a spy version of westerns at the time which kind of had some consistencies about the character to give them you know.... a thing..... an iconic line much like clint eastwood with the cowboy hat poncho and cigar.
Shaking cocktails dilutes the alcohol. It's a poor way to drink them in real life. But there's a theory that bond orders his martinis shaken because it dilutes them more, thus keeping him sober for longer when on the job.
shaken not stirred is the dumbest line they used throughout the movies, one of the directors must have had a terrible taste in drinking or was just unknowledgeable
Just one small problem with Daniel Craig's bond ordering his Vespers with Kina Lillet. First off, it was a type of vermouth (a blanc/bianco vermouth) made with quinine. Second, He couldn't have ordered it anyway because Kina Lillet went out of production in the 60's and there is currently no direct substitute.
I have always loved that one. The high-end connoisseur at the end of the table indicates disappointment and Bond flat out details the specifics like a boss.
I read the Bond book, Dr. No. And he seems to spend most of the first part of the book getting drunk on sake. As I recall he ate one of those seafood dinners where the seafood was still alive, and moved. Then he spends all this time getting back into shape to go after that awful Dr. No. Of course, he meets that beautiful woman along the way. And she and Bond get captured and tortured by Dr. No. But somehow Bond pulls out of it and saves the woman, and gets rid of Dr.No in someway that I can't remember. Then, he of course, is with that woman at the end. Bond was so unfaithful to these women, since he had a different woman in every book or film. Women must hate him! Oh well. The premise is that agents 001 through 006 were all killed on duty. 007 keeps on surviving. So he lives life to the extreme, since he might be killed or die at any given moment. I think I'm about to have a heart attack or die of liver disease. Would someone hand me that beautiful woman, and give me that last glass of sake please? lol!
GoldenEye is so cool cause we had the Martini, shaken not stirred order followed immediately by Bond, James Bond then just nonstop Pierce Brosnan AK action
You can tell who was the best bond just by watching this video. Connery absolutely nails his lines. The guy was super smooth. Sorry but the rest are all playing for 2nd place.
Good taste in champagne (Bollinger Grande Annee) but not so good in spirits (Gordon's and Smirnoff). There have been Mojitos, Mint Juleps and Lazenby's "Malt Whisky and Bruuunch Water, Please", so surely it's time for a decent beer: "What would you like to drink Mr Bond?" "An 18% Triple IPA." "Yes, of course sir!".
In Las Vegas, at a bar one time I ordered a martini the same way, the female bartender asked me, " are you the Asian James bond" I said no. I am a regular man who likes his martini the same way James bond likes it.
James Bond, the coolest alcoholic ever.
+CaptainCritical sterling archer
How the Fleming estate has not sued the creators of Sterling Archer for blatant plagiarism, I'll never know.
+CaptainCritical just blatant parodying i guess captain critical 😉😂
+CaptainCritical hehe well said sir
The coolest liver damage ever.
‘But my martini’s still dry” - legendary
Yesh, but my Martini ish shtill dry.
"then i'll cut out the white bread" man was ahead of his time lmao
I’ve been a fan for my 52 years. Almost quote every movie. But ‘send the bar man over’ I believe is the most eloquent and savage.
I love the opening clip where Bond, suitably admonished states his big sacrifice; "...then I shall cut out the white bread sir." Genius.
James, this is an intervention.
Call a Bondulance
😂@@waldenschmidt6663
3:47 Connery’s reaction to Siamese vodka is always funny. 😂
I love watching this, especially after I've made a vodka martini, God bless you whoever made this compilation, and bless mr Connery 🙏 This ones for you, sir 🍸
Motivation for every alcoholic on earth, right here lads. Xd
Connery is in a class by himself, such class, such confidence , suave and and strong. None of the others come close.
Etnalleb Craig is way better
@@bobbyking1738craig is much darker , probably closer to the books
@@bobbyking1738nope Connery is still the best
Those who are addressing Bond as hard drunk, then surely you haven't seen RDJ as Sherlock Holmes drinking Formaldehyde 😂
My favorite was from The World Is Not Enough when he is able to strangle one guy while having the martini
The way he talks about liquor,studied.he drinks like he's thirsty.
I am drunk and I want to watch james bond drinking with me
Me too!
**James Bond at the bar**
"Dry Martini and hurry... Oh, wait... I change my mind... I want mine with 2 ounces of Vodka... 1 ounce of Gin... a tiny dash of Kina Lilet... and one drop... just ONE DROP of Angostura bitters and pour that in a COUPE GLASS, nothing else... and garnish it with half a lemon peel and half an olive... and perfume it with one and a half puffs of citrus zest, and serve it to me on a union jack napkin on one side and the Soviet flag on the other side while kneeling down so I would receive it with my left foot.... and yes....I want it shaken... NOT STIRRED!!!... Do I make myself clear?"
Bartender: "But of course sir.... crystal clear sir... exquisite choice sir... right away sir"
**Me at the bar**
"Excuse me, instead of putting 2 ounces of Vodka... can I hav..."
Bartender: "You're only having the ones off of the menu... no funny business"
**facepalm**
Gotta go to fancier bars.
Waiter: Uhm, come again?
James Bond: *MF you don’t write things down?*
Nothing wrong about laying back and enjoying some good drinks.
1:17 im dead its too funny
Gold
Who is that lady in red?
OMG.....I only noticed it just now....Too funny. How many people actually noticed the ambiguity?
I love that last line 😅
Daniel craies bond is a tank, fucking 6 martinis? holy fuck.
3 measures of gin + 1 measure of vodka x 6 = 24 units in one sitting. Holy fuck indeed.
epiphany55 before you did that math I was thinking, "that's not that much". Then I realized his martinis and twice as strong as mine. (2 measures of gin, one of vermouth, stired with a lemon twist)
@@epiphany55 He did this in Casino?
The irony is this is the drink Fleming has Bond drinking the least ..
i dont know the original source material but im sure they were going for a spy version of westerns at the time which kind of had some consistencies about the character to give them you know.... a thing..... an iconic line much like clint eastwood with the cowboy hat poncho and cigar.
James Bond is a man who loves hard liquor
Who doesn´t?
Shaken, not stirred in order
Connery
0:41
0:47
3:24
Lazenby
2:59
Moore
3:05
Dalton
3:19
1:09
Brosnan
0:52
2:54
3:21
Craig
1:47
excellent clipping. Tipplers and bar hopping night kings in Las Vegas will love this clipping
They missed Dalton ordering two Budweiser's with lime in License to Kill.
Budweiser is not a drink.
The audacity that someone as classy and sophisticated as James Bond would drink FUCKING BUDWEISER makes me physically ill.
Shaking cocktails dilutes the alcohol. It's a poor way to drink them in real life. But there's a theory that bond orders his martinis shaken because it dilutes them more, thus keeping him sober for longer when on the job.
Fascinating theory, if anyone can handle their drink and save the world get out there and do it for queen and country.
I think it’s just temperature- likes them cold.
shaken not stirred is the dumbest line they used throughout the movies, one of the directors must have had a terrible taste in drinking or was just unknowledgeable
depends on what cocktail you're drinking thats for sure. can't really stir a singapore sling or a whiskey sour.
Come on, shaken doesn’t dilute it that much, if they shake it for a full minute, maybe…
Was in Cognac recently and got to talk non-stop about the disappointing brand line. 6.29 Thank you Sean.
The idea. The concept. The notion. That James Bond would be drinking WARM FUCKING SMIRNOFF.
That's exactly what I was thinking when I saw that 😢
I love how Dalton says it two totally different ways.
In the book Goldfinger doesn't drink, he does however offer Bond alcoholic drinks when he requests them.
Watching this video while drinking 🍸🍸
Just great!
When I said the same to my gf, "shaken not stirred",
All I got was a slap, no vodka
THIS IS DOUBLE STANDARD
So this is what 2019 has in store for me
Pure Class....
Too good !! Shaken not stirred
Excellent work.
Stakin not slurred.
Bottoms up, Mr Bond 🍸
Thanks for making this
Love this video
Just one small problem with Daniel Craig's bond ordering his Vespers with Kina Lillet. First off, it was a type of vermouth (a blanc/bianco vermouth) made with quinine. Second, He couldn't have ordered it anyway because Kina Lillet went out of production in the 60's and there is currently no direct substitute.
im up at 5 in the morning and this is exactly what the doctor ordered. thank you kind sir 🙏
The man sure does love Smirnoff
a classy drink for a classy man
@6:35, the Cognac scene. best Bond drinking moment. Makes his boss mad that he knows about Bons Bois teroir and blending betore bottling
I have always loved that one. The high-end connoisseur at the end of the table indicates disappointment and Bond flat out details the specifics like a boss.
I read the Bond book, Dr. No. And he seems to spend most of the first part of the book getting drunk on sake. As I recall he ate one of those seafood dinners where the seafood was still alive, and moved. Then he spends all this time getting back into shape to go after that awful Dr. No. Of course, he meets that beautiful woman along the way. And she and Bond get captured and tortured by Dr. No. But somehow Bond pulls out of it and saves the woman, and gets rid of Dr.No in someway that I can't remember. Then, he of course, is with that woman at the end. Bond was so unfaithful to these women, since he had a different woman in every book or film. Women must hate him! Oh well. The premise is that agents 001 through 006 were all killed on duty. 007 keeps on surviving. So he lives life to the extreme, since he might be killed or die at any given moment. I think I'm about to have a heart attack or die of liver disease. Would someone hand me that beautiful woman, and give me that last glass of sake please? lol!
Absolute boss; "malt whiskey and branch water, please"
Straight up with a twist….. I’ll have one of those……❤…… that’ll do me just fine 🎉🎉🎉
awesome!
Brilliant
“Yesh but my Martini ish shtill dry”
Shaken... Not stirred...
There is somebody drinking along while watching this?
Does water count?
Sorry, I couldn't resist.
I´m always drinking. There is nothing better than starting the day with a good glass of liquor.
GoldenEye is so cool cause we had the Martini, shaken not stirred order followed immediately by Bond, James Bond then just nonstop Pierce Brosnan AK action
well done, Brad
it's hilarious that this video is 10 minutes long haha
Having actually tried a Kangaroo Kicker aka the shaken not stirred martini, it does taste better shaken rather than stirred.
I feel a bit tipsy……..😂😂😂
You can tell who was the best bond just by watching this video. Connery absolutely nails his lines. The guy was super smooth. Sorry but the rest are all playing for 2nd place.
6:13 to 6:40
Absolutely brilliant.
But Craig's Vesper Martini is the right one from the books.
Cheesy as hell but still great...
Rest in peace, Sean Connery. 🙁
James Bond is a High Functioning Alcoholic!🍸
The version of shaken martini was prefer in hot tropical regions. The stirred one is the Club version.
Good taste in champagne (Bollinger Grande Annee) but not so good in spirits (Gordon's and Smirnoff). There have been Mojitos, Mint Juleps and Lazenby's "Malt Whisky and Bruuunch Water, Please", so surely it's time for a decent beer: "What would you like to drink Mr Bond?" "An 18% Triple IPA." "Yes, of course sir!".
Only Archer can outdrink him.
007 Also Likes Japanese Sake!🍸🇯🇵
Well he is right about the white bread lol
+Pmz always loved this answer :)
In Las Vegas, at a bar one time I ordered a martini the same way, the female bartender asked me, " are you the Asian James bond" I said no. I am a regular man who likes his martini the same way James bond likes it.
hahaha epic I need to do this have you tried it often?
@@miaobrunelle1673lets try it together
James Bond Loves His Vodka Martini Shaken But Not Stirred! Also Likes Dom Perignon Champagne!🕴🍸🍾🥂🇬🇧
Yeah,give me one ?martini shaking no ice plus lemonade please ?....
The message is to control your vice and save the world, hehehe
I am a 90's boy, Pierce Brosnan is the best Bond. As for the vodka, Smirnoff takes the top. Absolut gets the second.
Abel Edward Joseph Jr. Gonzalez as a fellow 90’s child, and Brosnan fan... you need to try better vodka. Start with Grey Goose or Titos.
@@nick-8013 No to all of the above, Belvedere is the premium choice.
Eli, no go on polish vodka.
I hope he doesn’t bring that scorpion to bed …..😮😮😮
i believe there is 1 missed drink, Double Mount Gay with soda, Casino Royale
The three things that 007 knows all too well.
Cars
Wemon
And Booze
Guns too! 😎
I guess he aint a mormon :)
Adrian Angel we can't know that for sure as there have never been any other Mormons in these movies to prevent him from drinking
1:19 Did you understand now why is shaken and not stirred ????
Craig the best
Alcohol está bueno solo para limpiar y como combustible😂. Como nos han lavado los cesos.
*James Bond Ordering Drinks - Scene Compilation*
I fixed your title.
Stirred all day. Bond has no idea.
Exactly this.
I'll have a Mickey Mouse cocktail with 7 cherries steamed not paddled
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
Sean is the only Bond for me ❤
What movie was the first one?
Ironicly this is the movies so none of these drinks have alcohol in them yet it promotes drinking alcohol. Lol
Edward Fox !!
Meanwhile Sterling's falling over...
Starts with "Never Say Never Again" - WTF?!
I think he was setting up the montage with that first commentary. Lol
But Brosnan is still alive……. mmmmmmm❤
Alcoholismo encarnado XD
Do I look like a give a damm?
Have to have a lie down….. with which Bond ???
shout out all the alcoholics
Daniel Craig my favorite James Bond
Shaken, not stirred!
Cheeerrrrsshhh
■》 OH, HOW CLUMSY OF ME, I MADE YOU, ALL WET.
BOND(SEAN CONNERY), " YES BUT MY MARTINI IS, STILL DRY ". 👍 👌 😄 🤣 😂 😆 😄 🤣 😂 NICE ONE!!! 《■
Nicholas Oldham I was talking about the vodka in James Bond movies. I am a Filipino, for me Ginebra San Miguel still is the best.
James Bond set the example to rack and ruin for youth for many generations. Smoking, Drinking, Gambling, and Casual Sexcapades!