@@TheKurtkapan34 the game based on cold war era but with all the DLC installed there were units in the game that made after the cold war,the max year for those units are 1995 which is after cold war.
Now see, Valefisk is the perfect example of how NATO's military doctrine is supposed to be, in practice. Not behind all those fancy shmancy international laws and a piece of paper called "The Geneva Convention."
I love the beautiful foreshadowing at the start of the video. If you look in the chat box it says "mass unit spam is the only way to win" and then les s than 5 mins later we see a column of t34s rolling down the road.
Yeah, i don't know what the names of American ship classes, but Lafayette could easily be an American Ship Name. Sort of like how US Calvary flags Used the Polish colors in honor of Casmir Pulaski
You should play the Ash and Shadows Mod, gives you a lot more firepower. Like, a lot. JDAMs, tactical ICBMs, and even a suicide truck called a "Glory Wagon."
The main flaw I have found is actually a major armour warfare inability where there's no defensive smoke deployment ability from armoured vehicles, we have planes capable of deploying flares and chaffs, we have artillery that can deploy smoke rounds but none on any armored vehicles.
To be fair though, first world countries tend to have similar stats for their ships. Everyone is spamming missiles and active defensive countermeasures rather than cannons and armor
@@XthorgoldX Well, doesn't fighter imply air-to-air? I'd call it a strike bomber. I would not field a Nighthawk against a fucking Mig-25 or Su-27-- or ANYTHING fixed-wing, for that matter! Top speed of Mach .8, etc.
@@AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange Even the F-35 was called a multi-role fighter. Strike fighter? The fuck does it strike? Biplanes? After doing some brush up on nomenclature: Okay, so the A-10 is called an attack aircraft, or close-air-support. I think that's far more appropriate. "Strike fighter" is fast shit like the FA-18 and F-15.
Yugoslavia have no weakness like other nations. Even Israel has relatively shitty infantry (They're the next most op in much of the community's eyes) .
@@Reddsoldier I wouldn't say that Yugo has no weakness. Its more of the fact that they have a lot of various things going for them that covers over their weaknesses fairly well. For example, they have a terrible Heli arsenal, no access to SEAD (unless you choose Entente), a limited selection of Aircraft (a few very good options), and barring the goddamn stealth tank known as the M-84AN, their recon tab is fairly meh. I would say they arguably have the best (SEAD-immune) Anti-Aircraft available in the game but its often hard to justify the cost in 1v1s. Their infantry tab is quite good, though infantry battles are more often than not won through support fire, which they lack in anything spectacular. Their tank tab is pretty good, with M-84As being in a sweet spot for cost-to-power if I remember correctly. Don't get me wrong, I'd say that Yugo is definitely up there in terms of factions. I just wouldn't say they have no weaknesses.
Thank you, As a player of wargame for awhile, seeing attention given to this dead game is really nice, I hope people play this cance- game to give it the attention it really deserves
I looked up best Wargames on Google. This was one of them so I took a chance and downloaded it. Too bad I came when the game is dying I love this game even more so than R.U.S.E didn't think that was Possible.
a Little Tip: at the start of the game, if you put your helicopters over forrests, they start the game airborne, saving precious time as the don't need to start from the ground and are instantly able to move.
A German-French military alliance is gonna kick the crap out of Korea? Not too likely. I'm a german myself and I can tell you that our military is not doing too hot right now. Like, the management genuinely is just being tricked by the companies who produce the goddam stuff, only one out of three new tanks is actually ready for action and the tanks are pretty much the department tthat is still doing kind of decent. The Helicopters are just a desaster, a few years ago we had issues with the H&K G36 being complete and utter shite in warm regions or when in rapid fire mode (not only did the accuracy suffer badly but also certain plastic parts started to melt....) and the Bundeswehr is having a major staff crisis because they are so widely unpopular (and because every few months there's another scandal because it turns out that one of the few groups of people who are still interested in military service are literal nazis....). France would have to do some heavy lifting in that kinda war and we all know how that tends to go...
@@darthplagueis13 im german too and can confirm, i actually live in the region where theyre training fighter planes and theres one. only one. they arent even technically allowed to fly alone, but thats all we even have. our military is atrocious
@@darthplagueis13 You know the world is going to shit when Germany is having trouble making tanks. That's like America having trouble making cheeseburgers!
Darthplagueis13 To be fair though, war is usually more of a contest of economies than it is a contest of initial standing army size. It might take a little longer for you guys to get going compared to world powers like the US or Russia, but the degree to which the EU’s economy eclipses that of North Korea would probably result in the country being metaphorically suplexed.
The UN responding to the Korean War in a nutshell. Ambassador of Portugal: Okay guys. We need to send a peacekeeping force to South Korea. Who should we send? Other Ambassadors: Maybe Sweden and Ireland. They don't have any alternative motives for going so they seem like a good ch- Ambassador of the US: We'll go. Ambassador of Ireland: Wait, but everyone else seems to agree on us. Ambassador of the US: Who's a member of the security council here? Oh yeah. Us. We're going.
You know Vale for being a video in the series of war crimes I couldnt see any napalm, we provided you with fuel in form of North Korean brothers now light the flippin fire
"If we fire enough missiles, they can't shoot them all down, right?" Vale, you have just inadvertently stumbled upon exactly how modern naval warfare actually works.
I remember playing this game and just spawning in a shit ton of Vipers because I always played with an American template. Those games lasted a bit under a minute
*Proceeds to call in 5 La Fayette-Class french corvettes*
"yeah that's modern US destroyers"
my favourite part about doing youtube is that my total incompetence is displayed online for all to see
@@Valefisk So the fun your video brings is compensated by your incompetence.
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
without US intervention, it might be NAZI Germany ship with another name anyway. so it is Modern US Destroyer.
@@evangelineirene6994 Complete useless and out of subject comment.
@@evangelineirene6994 And without French intervention US would still be a part of Great Britain. What's your point?
>Chooses eurocorps to carry himself
>Takes none of the units that make eurocorps broken
Balanced
>Still wins
@@brentanthuenis9875 I win with fucking anzac against noobs, doesn't say anything about the game's balance
*Finnish Air Force wants to know your units locations*
@@mexicoball2529 Oh yeah, it's meme mig and 60pt plane time
*Records Red Dragon for youtube*
*Leaves the chat on*
"I too like to live dangerously"
kaas298 yeah I’m seen some things in that chat let me tell you
Ah come on everyone likes some putin gay sex
saak
I only met well behaved gentlemans in wargame chat
15:19 good example lmaoo
>cold war era French naval frigate
>"look at all these modern American destroyers"
la fayettes are so not cold war era.
"Look at all those chickens!!!"
@@TheKurtkapan34 The entire game is cold war era
@@jester4057 La Fayettes were made after cold War.
@@TheKurtkapan34 the game based on cold war era but with all the DLC installed there were units in the game that made after the cold war,the max year for those units are 1995 which is after cold war.
“They’ll be able to micromanage”
Enemy team: rushes tanks
*Looks at Kowloon*
IMAGINE HOW MANY WAR CRIMES WE CAN COMMIT WITH ONE BOMB!
Svenzo1
That joke was relevant about 5 years ago.
@@lentoturmahub8214 Not in America
Aw shit, I live in Hong Kong...
Napalm is a war crime, technically
*skip ahead 9 months*
DID WE STUTTER?
Now see, Valefisk is the perfect example of how NATO's military doctrine is supposed to be, in practice. Not behind all those fancy shmancy international laws and a piece of paper called "The Geneva Convention."
The Geneva Convention is just a list of things that if you don't follow them you'll make Canada Cry.
@@hellhoundactual8201 or might need to take a cyanide pill later
@@hellhoundactual8201
no its a guide what to do if you wanna win more easily.
yet not a good example in leaving the post game chat in the video 15:13
A Sentient F-14 Tomcat are you saying that Canada is USA’s conscience? 😂😂
“Ok, now we’re gonna do the classic ‘around-the-side’ push” -Nazi Germany executing the Schlieffen plan again, circa 1940
wrong war my dude
@@BlargOnMyFacepls They did it in both World Wars, though man.
"Well, F for that plan, that didn't work" - Germany after the Ardennes Offensive, circa 1945
This comment and the follow up quote below are THE best Nazi jokes I've heard since high school 😭😭
@@fraziercrawford true
I love the beautiful foreshadowing at the start of the video. If you look in the chat box it says "mass unit spam is the only way to win" and then les s than 5 mins later we see a column of t34s rolling down the road.
Even if the unit stats were perfectly balanced, balancing the team mates IQ is impossible
I can just imagine German pilots bombing T-34s and Su-76s and thinking "My grandfather was bombing these same tanks."
"thats a modern US destroyer" Lafayette, a french stealth frigate named after a french general. Ok
To be fair, Lafayette is best known in the US for what he did for the US in the Revolutionary War, so it's easy to see the confusion.
And France has bought some us Destroyers before, just not corvettes, still could be confusing though
Admiral*
@@pepebeezon772 général
Yeah, i don't know what the names of American ship classes, but Lafayette could easily be an American Ship Name.
Sort of like how US Calvary flags Used the Polish colors in honor of Casmir Pulaski
Finally, FINALLY! I ASKED, AND THE GODS DELIVERED! TIME TO COMMIT WAR CRIMES BROTHERS!
How long have you been waiting-
@@wangsheng_official I asked on the euro truck stream, and vale noticed the question, didnt get a definite answer then, but im happy now
Nice
You gave him T-34 PTSD now
Ah yes, the pinnacle of modern warfare and technology
The gods have ...well...allowed war crimes for some time now. If there is such a thing.
wo march of the eagles got a new update
why no IDF cyber bullying? they wouldn't stand a chance.
do not luagh at the IDF unless you want to meet with the mossad
*EDF
@@dynamo8846 what?
@@yoavmend1909 look up Earth Defense Force
@@dynamo8846 TO SAVE OUR MOTHER EARTH FROM ANY ALIEN ATTACK
Valefisk : They outnumber us 3 to 1.
Tornado IDS: Then it is an even fight.
Every wargame noob has to do a T-34 rush at least once.
and sometimes the pros too
No mention of *T H E W A R C H A T*
dude wtf
A place where humanity goes to shame their ancestors
Rico Suave and post about Putin, F-35 and G A Y S E X
@@kayt9627 And people spamming the N-word.
Warchat, you mean the actual reason for installing the software?
I hear it has an RTS minigame that's alright.
Hearts of Iron IV
Almost Heaven Challenge
Conquer the world as West Virginia
Just bought this game last night. I get the feeling a satire-heavy video isn't the best place to start learning it, but here I am. Cheers!
4 years later how did it go?
You should play the Ash and Shadows Mod, gives you a lot more firepower. Like, a lot. JDAMs, tactical ICBMs, and even a suicide truck called a "Glory Wagon."
LOL glory wagon
I play thag mod what country has the glory wagon?
just type glory wagen in the armory filter in the vhc tab. @@whiteglint019
I was laughing, then i remember that i'm worse than easy AI.
It's nice to see that you were helping to balance things out by using a gimped Eurocorps deck.
The main flaw I have found is actually a major armour warfare inability where there's no defensive smoke deployment ability from armoured vehicles, we have planes capable of deploying flares and chaffs, we have artillery that can deploy smoke rounds but none on any armored vehicles.
They added tank smoke in WarNo and Regiments has it too
To be fair though, first world countries tend to have similar stats for their ships. Everyone is spamming missiles and active defensive countermeasures rather than cannons and armor
"Master skywalker theres to many of them, what are we going to do?" "Warcrimes, young one, warcrimes"
A single T-34 is more than enough for American stealth bombers.
well we tried, and i would say it worked, but... after 30 seconds of attacking vale we had lost 50% of our tanks
Unfortunately there wasn't enough t-34's
if only...
T-34 / 85 I mean I did have 68 of them...
No need of planes when we can park a tank in the middle of the runway comrade
I can watch these Videos over and over and still not get bored of them! Great Job man!
>F-117: Expensive and modern american stealth bomber
AKTSHUALLY, it's a STRIKE FIGHTER.
Is that really what we called it? Sheesh. And I guess the SR-71 is a tactical assault cruiser.
@@manictigerYes, though I don't get why you're being sarcastic. "Strike Fighter" is a fairly straightforward tactical role.
@@XthorgoldX Well, doesn't fighter imply air-to-air? I'd call it a strike bomber. I would not field a Nighthawk against a fucking Mig-25 or Su-27-- or ANYTHING fixed-wing, for that matter! Top speed of Mach .8, etc.
manictiger F-117. F, for Fighter. I hate it just as much but it is technically a fighter. Don’t whinge over it.
@@AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange Even the F-35 was called a multi-role fighter. Strike fighter? The fuck does it strike? Biplanes?
After doing some brush up on nomenclature:
Okay, so the A-10 is called an attack aircraft, or close-air-support. I think that's far more appropriate. "Strike fighter" is fast shit like the FA-18 and F-15.
Play as North Korea and go up against the most OP nations controlled by hardest AI.
North Korea Vs Yugoslavia? I mean that sounds like an Alt-Historian's wet dream.
Reddsoldier wait.... yugoslavia is op?
Yugoslavia have no weakness like other nations. Even Israel has relatively shitty infantry (They're the next most op in much of the community's eyes) .
@@Reddsoldier I wouldn't say that Yugo has no weakness. Its more of the fact that they have a lot of various things going for them that covers over their weaknesses fairly well. For example, they have a terrible Heli arsenal, no access to SEAD (unless you choose Entente), a limited selection of Aircraft (a few very good options), and barring the goddamn stealth tank known as the M-84AN, their recon tab is fairly meh. I would say they arguably have the best (SEAD-immune) Anti-Aircraft available in the game but its often hard to justify the cost in 1v1s. Their infantry tab is quite good, though infantry battles are more often than not won through support fire, which they lack in anything spectacular. Their tank tab is pretty good, with M-84As being in a sweet spot for cost-to-power if I remember correctly.
Don't get me wrong, I'd say that Yugo is definitely up there in terms of factions. I just wouldn't say they have no weaknesses.
Sounds like real life
So, did your opponents all rage quit or something? They all seemed to leave and log off in a hurry!
Thank you,
As a player of wargame for awhile, seeing attention given to this dead game is really nice, I hope people play this cance- game to give it the attention it really deserves
The only reason I’ve heard of it is that I see it as a older version of Steel Division: Normandy 44
I looked up best Wargames on Google. This was one of them so I took a chance and downloaded it. Too bad I came when the game is dying I love this game even more so than R.U.S.E didn't think that was Possible.
There is no reason we need more noobs in Wargames tbh.
It's funny how *every* game Vale plays is a perfectly balanced masterpiece.
This video had me laughing and interested in buying this game, dude i hope you and your friends play this again
This video is a perfect masterpiece with absolutely no flaws. The same unfortunately can't be said about youtube's recommendation algorithm.
Sees Sovremenniy starts to shake uncontrollably and has flashbacks to the 2nd Korean war campaign
These videos are the highlight of my day, keep up the good work dude.
Where was the burratino 0 out of 10
BM-27 is better than burrito at pretty much everything. TOS-1 just looks good
If only they could had in a dlc to win by committing war crimes.
A boy can only dream.
"McArthur, Theres too many of them, wot are we going to do?"
a Little Tip:
at the start of the game, if you put your helicopters over forrests, they start the game airborne, saving precious time as the don't need to start from the ground and are instantly able to move.
10:00 Bismarck in motion, king of the ocean, he was made to rule the waves across the seven seas
"god i love north korea" - valefisk
This is an acurate representation of how the 2nd Korean War will go by
Well, technically just the Korean War, since it's still technically ongoing. We signed an armistice, not a peace.
A German-French military alliance is gonna kick the crap out of Korea? Not too likely. I'm a german myself and I can tell you that our military is not doing too hot right now. Like, the management genuinely is just being tricked by the companies who produce the goddam stuff, only one out of three new tanks is actually ready for action and the tanks are pretty much the department tthat is still doing kind of decent. The Helicopters are just a desaster, a few years ago we had issues with the H&K G36 being complete and utter shite in warm regions or when in rapid fire mode (not only did the accuracy suffer badly but also certain plastic parts started to melt....) and the Bundeswehr is having a major staff crisis because they are so widely unpopular (and because every few months there's another scandal because it turns out that one of the few groups of people who are still interested in military service are literal nazis....).
France would have to do some heavy lifting in that kinda war and we all know how that tends to go...
@@darthplagueis13 im german too and can confirm, i actually live in the region where theyre training fighter planes and theres one. only one. they arent even technically allowed to fly alone, but thats all we even have. our military is atrocious
@@darthplagueis13 You know the world is going to shit when Germany is having trouble making tanks. That's like America having trouble making cheeseburgers!
Darthplagueis13 To be fair though, war is usually more of a contest of economies than it is a contest of initial standing army size. It might take a little longer for you guys to get going compared to world powers like the US or Russia, but the degree to which the EU’s economy eclipses that of North Korea would probably result in the country being metaphorically suplexed.
The UN responding to the Korean War in a nutshell.
Ambassador of Portugal: Okay guys. We need to send a peacekeeping force to South Korea. Who should we send?
Other Ambassadors: Maybe Sweden and Ireland. They don't have any alternative motives for going so they seem like a good ch-
Ambassador of the US: We'll go.
Ambassador of Ireland: Wait, but everyone else seems to agree on us.
Ambassador of the US: Who's a member of the security council here? Oh yeah. Us. We're going.
What makes it even funnier is that the Soviet ambassador was missing from this discussion, so the Soviets couldn't even interject on this decision!
@@nickpapadopoulos9978 They couldn't veto all the decisions and therefore kill South Korea.
>Not picking the Yugoslavia-Czechoslovakia Antante
Not a man of culture i see...
You misspelled "Finnish artillery doomstack"
@@MajinOthinus
>Using mememigs instead of the glorious Petrovic
Valefisk's chat is very civilized and of course, water related :3
C&C generals zero hour is a perfectly balanced masterpiece
PLEASE MORE OF THIS!!!!
Ah, Vale is in his element, I see.
-zerg- _T-34_ rush is best outnumber tactic ever
he didn't talk about the best part, the chat room
6:53 cue rides of the valkyries starting
This video got me to buy the game. Best $26 I've ever spent.
Indeed very good game got it recently too.
It was a french destroyer
I need more. this was awesome
I always love the Wargame chat, just as at 8:47...
T-34 fires cannon into the rear of an Abrams...
The Abrams crew laughs as the turret traverses around...
Holy shit, this is 5 years old already?
btw: i love hisnace deck with 3 sets of command vehicles, one fob and one puny set of supply trucks. good luck with that, patton.
Thats the same thing i thought XD
If you make another video with these guys, open a team chat so we can hear them too while you're playing.
When valefisk turns away the red menace
More of this please!
Vale: lets just defend, i bet they'll rush with just infantry
NK: *T-34's ON AN OPEN FIELD!!!!*
"master skywalker there is too many of them what are we gonna do?"
North Korean ddos on Valefisk incoming
Basically getting uptiered in War
Thunder
Uses 3 Rafales on a single MiG-21, "I can't lose these planes", one gets shot *[Insert surprised Pikachu meme]*
Damn, I thought you were going to be crushed when I thought I saw PedeJo with a Yugoslavian flag, but then I realized it was Czechoslovakia.
Yes! I've been waiting for someone to cover this game for forever!
We will all now refer to Spiffing as Dear Leader.
I was going to comment on Valefisk military knowledge, but someone already did
Hey, who cares about knowledge when you can commit war crimes
I've been needing this, I miss the good old days when the game was fully alive.
That first helicopter was likely a suicide scout, to see how your forces were deployed.
Aaah this is what I really want to see from valefisk
You know Vale for being a video in the series of war crimes I couldnt see any napalm, we provided you with fuel in form of North Korean brothers now light the flippin fire
I think I find a VERY friendly game for my friend to play with me now.
You should play this game as Yugoslavia in multiplayer for trolling
Master Skywalker there's too many of them, what are we going to do?
**Ignites F-34 cannon**
This video is great so surely all of them should be. Subscribed!
I want more of this!
>Lafayette
>US Navy destroyer.
*Angry baguette noices* in the distance
I love this channel. He's a perfect blend of Michael Bay and Charles Manson.
Can you review my favourite childhood rts, LEGO Battles?
my god yes!
Everything that the opponent can do wrong, did do wrong.
3:26
" Soviet Guard Division assaulting a German Line in Bielorussia, 22nd of June 1944, Colourized"
this is one of my favorite games of all time, btw the recon AMX13's are awesome
"If we fire enough missiles, they can't shoot them all down, right?" Vale, you have just inadvertently stumbled upon exactly how modern naval warfare actually works.
German milans instead of F3s?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I remember playing this game and just spawning in a shit ton of Vipers because I always played with an American template. Those games lasted a bit under a minute
Wargame: Red Dragon, but using supply units as kamikazes
I couldn’t even get past the first mission. I had no fucking clue what I was doing
I love how you call the Rafale "Rafael" xD
6:52
"why is the sky singing fortunate son?"
This video is a masterpiece.
A friend of mine has it. i haven't seen him in weeks
*Stacks units into 4's* "huh, first time?"
*use stuff from navy deck
"oh, they have anti ship weapon*
Make more of Red Dragon vids! Yours are the best, most of other youtubers play it super boring
"Efficient Surrender Monkeys" Hahahahaha