The best is when its all relatively normal people on your bus and you pull up to a stop and some nut case gets on. Whole vibe of the bus changes in a second
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I only had 1 experience with a disabled person and he had me crying laughing early in the morning. We had to take a detour due to an accident. The driver announced this. As soon as the driver turned a different direction this man in a wheel chair started yelling "where are you taking me?" Like he was being kidnapped and was the only person on a packed bus.
This joke has been repeated for years in most of his recorded sets, but this one, by far, is the BEST! 1st time I seen this joke was this vid and I 💀!!
Bruh I watched this at the wrong place I was watching it at amazon break room and I swear I could barely keep my laughter I swear I was crying this dude is unbelievable 🤣🤣🤣❤️
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Lynn you ain't never lied. ANY route that comes from a major mall or shopping area is just like this! The 52 bus....OMG. Might be the most hood bus in Philly!
Haven't ridden public transit in years, but this triggered a bunch of flashbacks. You think this is crazy though, stop by your local bus depot and transit facility, all those crazies, homeless, handicapped, hustlers, criminals, and 16 honest working people are all there at the same time, and about 1/3 of them want to talk to YOU the entire time!
For REAL, I ride the us (only when I have too) and it never fails, some idiot will start talking to a person and you can clearly see the person does not want to talk and for the next 10 minutes the person just has to sit there and try and be polite. (Worse when it happens to you)
This set was HILARIOUS as hell. As a resident of NYC, EVERYTHING(Katt Williams voice) he said about each person I have experienced here. Also, he looks like Tracy Morgan.
I like this dude, cause he ain't sitting there laughing at his own jokes in between every joke and he wasn't mumbling. That was a great performance. Funny stuff, real-life everyday shit
This kat wearing a maskon the bus I take is always complaining how everyone smells. One day I finally told him, "bro you're wearing a mask, it's your breath you smell".
@@nikkietee5742 What does me acknowledging that he was on comic view have anything to do with my growth? You don't like to laugh say that but don't come attacking me
The crowd is laughing because they obviously hadnt heard the joke and really enjoy it. Comedians do rooms all over the country and its new to each city. This joke is top tier and for him to just stop doing it because you weren’t there that night but heard it before is just stupid. This joke alone is worth the price of admission Haters!!!
Thannnnnnk you! you! you! You explained to the haters(which the haters actually already knew that but acting like they don't) articulately well why Comedians repeat their material, this is the same type of hater that always points out a certain rapper doesn't write his own rhymes/lyrics.
It was an outstanding set. Haven't laughed this hard in weeks. Comedians are the only ones people expect new material from everytime they perform. It's ridiculous.
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Broooooooooooo...I SEE NO LIES!!! I WAS EITHER IN A RUSH ALMOST LATE OR DANCING TO MY MUSIC SO NO ONE WOULD TRY TO ROPE ME INTO LONG ASS CONVERSATIONS.💃🤪🤣💯
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I felt that wheelchair statement you have to wait for the ramp to go down wait for the ramp to go up wait for the DRIVER to open a space for the cahir wait for them to hook them up then don't let them be getting off before you cus you gotta wait for it ALL OVER AGAIN 🤣🤣🤣🤣💯🤦🏽♀️
I'm in here dying! This some of the realest, funniest COMEDY Ever! I haven't been on a bus since the pandemic started and now I'm definitely not getting back on!
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This dude didn’t even give the audience a Chance to breath
I was in the fucking floor laughing 🤣😭😭
Bruuuuuh😂😂😂😂😂😂
They'll breathe in the car. lol
Nope. Foot always on the gas 😂😂😂😂
Facts my stomach was hurting from the moment the crazy dude reached the bus driver 😂😂😂
Im a bus operator..... No lies being told here!!!🤣
😂
They wait for the bus to start moving 😂😂😂😂
@@jamesst.patrick9768 HAHAHAHA!!! Yep!
It's some peoples only stage .
I'm also a bus operator. this is straight facts right here!
This dude not even a Comedian. He just got fired from being late for the last time and needed some place to vent! Lol
Nawh I’m too weak 😅😅😅
🤣🤣🤣
Hahaha
😅🤣😂😂🤔🤐😛🤪
@@tommywright3rd TOMMY IN THIS JUNT???? GOOOOAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!! MUCH LOVE FROM THE 612!!!!1
The best is when its all relatively normal people on your bus and you pull up to a stop and some nut case gets on. Whole vibe of the bus changes in a second
And everyone knows the nutcase as soon as they see them.
What's even worse is when they sit next to you.
@@z0ee996 i got ptsd from the bus days lol😂
In a split second!!! #3 King Drive as soon as it crosses the Dan Ryan it's ON LIKE DONKEY KONG 🤦🏿
@@mellodyb4046 I think I listen to enough drill music to know that your talking about Chicago & I’m Canadian
Homeless guy : "I'm not walking to Slauson...HEEEEEEE" 😂
I died!!!!😂😂😂
I feel him though. I ain’t either
LMFAO
That one killed my liver.
Just act normal, until you get to the bus driver...
"Just act normal"....😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I just moved to LA and I can say that everything he's saying is 100% accurate lmfaoooo
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big facts, dont even get me started on the trains LOL
Imagine living in nyc
@Ron Jeremy nobody gives af about dirty ass NY
You just moved to LA? Your late bro...everyones moving out
Nah the “YOU GON GET ME FIRED TOO” *followed by random noises at the end got me fr
😂😂😂😂 I can’t breathe
he must have seen so many crazy dudes on the bus to mimic them perfectly 😂😂😂
"They know not to act crazy before they get on the Bus." I'm weak af 😂😂😂
I only had 1 experience with a disabled person and he had me crying laughing early in the morning. We had to take a detour due to an accident. The driver announced this. As soon as the driver turned a different direction this man in a wheel chair started yelling "where are you taking me?" Like he was being kidnapped and was the only person on a packed bus.
I don't know why but that made me laugh way too hard. Have a great day!
😂 😂😂😂 funny shit
I’m a Bus Operator in Brooklyn, NY and that’s EXACTLY the reaction we get. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This guy funny af 😂😂
on my momma
FAX
Truth💯
Hilarious
i was crying laughing thru the entire skit 😂😂😂😂
I smoke I love your channel and yeah this dude is funny moving psychiatric clinic 😂😂😂
Damn... clicked on this randomly n haven't laughed that much in a while. This guys hilarious
Fax same here
Real tears😂😭😭
me too!
If he's been telling this joke for 30 years... crazy how things with city buses haven't changed in 30 years 😂😂
I rode the buis in Chitown from 94 to 98, this shit hat me rollin, especially with the crazy dudes. Only thing is, them cats didn't care.
😂
It's always relevant,I do busses,not by choice,and am amazed the drivers don't stomp the whooey out of the crazy riders.
True dat, same old sh...
Them fools know where, when and who to be crazy to 💪🏾💯😂
U bets ta BELIEF them fools KNOW what time it is 😋🏴☠️
I can't lie the wheelchair guy that can't work his wheelchair is always testing my patience lol.
🤣🤣🤣
Haaaa bruh fa real fa real
I'm in Phoenix and a guy couldn't turn his on... Had to call the fire department
I got OFF of a bus because I was so fustrasted. I caught the train instead.
@@bigflea4259 😂😂
Dude nearly put me in a coma. I was crying with laughter so hard, could hardly breathe !!
🤣🤣😭😭 " you gone get me fired " fastest 6 minutes ever. Drop that special im buying it. 💯
Another chapter in "Should've Taken Lyft"...
Everybody knees bleeding 😂😂😂😂
Whenever I want a good laugh I come back to this video 😂😂😂
This joke has been repeated for years in most of his recorded sets, but this one, by far, is the BEST! 1st time I seen this joke was this vid and I 💀!!
I’m glad I wasn’t in the audience, I would have died. 🤣🤣🤣
Meeee tooooooo 😂😂😂😂
My stomach was hurting so bad from laughing I could barely pause the video but it was over. Was relieved but gonna look for more of him
Bruh I aint laugh this hard in a min. I was in the shower stuck laughing.
Bruh I watched this at the wrong place I was watching it at amazon break room and I swear I could barely keep my laughter I swear I was crying this dude is unbelievable 🤣🤣🤣❤️
glad you enjoyed! share it with your co-workers next time 😂
Omg nooooo 😂😂😂😂😂!
"It's a $1.75 AAAHHHHHH! IIIIIIIAAAHHHHHH!! IIIIIIIAAAHHHHHH!!! "
I used to feel bad about my thoughts when people in wheelchairs take so long😂not anymore.
Don't ever feel bad, cuz they be doing too much
He ain't lying they have everything stuffed in the baby stroller from Walmart 🤣
🤣🤣🤣👍👍, I ain't gonna lie, that was me back in the days when my kids were little.lol.
😂😂😂😂 you see that damn stroller… then see no damn baby inside and know what time it is!
@fhenlizhao5406 😂😂😂😂😂
"Moving psychiatric clinic!" 🤣😂
I am in tears😂😂😂 I had to watch this twice. This is so true and how it was on the Metro in Houston when I was growing up. 😂😂
thanks, Tiffany!
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In Cincinnati people catch uppercuts for acting crazy on the bus. “You going to jail now!!!” 😤🤜🏿🤪✨💥
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Especially on the 46 lmao!!!!😂😂😄😄
The one bus driver that did something got fired hahaha. That man is a hero.
@@antonivi8968 that was that Cleveland uppercut😄😄😄😄
U been on the 78 lol
I REALLY dont appreciate the way that he didnt even let us breathe during his entire performance.
I am now dead!
Lmao. .No lies!!!! I died when he talked about the guy trying to buckle in the wheelchair on the bus.
Since everyone saying he been doing this same joke for 30 years do you know if he got a car yet or nooo? 😂
@Barmayneg Unnecessary thirst.
@@htxflow 😂😂😂
@@htxflow hahahaha
@@htxflow Right thirsty a$$ nuccas in the chat.
@@BirdSarus100 lol
On god!!! 😭😭😭😭sounds like a day on septa in Philly
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Lynn you ain't never lied. ANY route that comes from a major mall or shopping area is just like this! The 52 bus....OMG. Might be the most hood bus in Philly!
Lol oh lawd have mercy he spoke nothing but FACTS!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
Haven't ridden public transit in years, but this triggered a bunch of flashbacks. You think this is crazy though, stop by your local bus depot and transit facility, all those crazies, homeless, handicapped, hustlers, criminals, and 16 honest working people are all there at the same time, and about 1/3 of them want to talk to YOU the entire time!
For REAL, I ride the us (only when I have too) and it never fails, some idiot will start talking to a person and you can clearly see the person does not want to talk and for the next 10 minutes the person just has to sit there and try and be polite. (Worse when it happens to you)
Yep😂
Damn this is accurate 😂. Definitely don't miss taking the bus
Ding! One stop! You gon get me fired! 😂😂😂😂😂
What the hell?? This dude is hilarious & on point!
I guess the buses in NYC are exactly the same. lol
Philly too!
He’ll yea Especially the BX15 😂
Buses are the same EVERYWHERE
Chicago...
He described the B14 to a T when he talked about the mom and 9 whole ass children boarding 😂 I say at least 5 prayers whenever I take that bus lol
I don't care how many times he told these jokes. He was hilarious. It was an outstanding set. I haven't laughed this hard in weeks.
FACTS
Bruh I’m in tears😭
This set was HILARIOUS as hell. As a resident of NYC, EVERYTHING(Katt Williams voice) he said about each person I have experienced here. Also, he looks like Tracy Morgan.
🤭😂😂"I'm not walking ta slaauusonnn"
I like this dude, cause he ain't sitting there laughing at his own jokes in between every joke and he wasn't mumbling. That was a great performance. Funny stuff, real-life everyday shit
This kat wearing a maskon the bus I take is always complaining how everyone smells. One day I finally told him, "bro you're wearing a mask, it's your breath you smell".
Not a whole couch?! This guy is beyond hilarious! 😂😂😂
Man I remember this guy on comic view. Everytime I see his face I know I'm in for a good ass laugh 😂
Comic View was a long time ago. Have you not grown since then? Come on people we have to do better.
@@nikkietee5742 What does me acknowledging that he was on comic view have anything to do with my growth? You don't like to laugh say that but don't come attacking me
@@nikkietee5742 and he's been doing comedy since then so what's your point?
@@nikkietee5742 this is a weird ass comment based on nothingness
@@nikkietee5742 we have to do better?? She said she watched Comic View, not spent her tax return on rims.
The crowd is laughing because they obviously hadnt heard the joke and really enjoy it. Comedians do rooms all over the country and its new to each city. This joke is top tier and for him to just stop doing it because you weren’t there that night but heard it before is just stupid. This joke alone is worth the price of admission Haters!!!
Thannnnnnk you! you! you! You explained to the haters(which the haters actually already knew that but acting like they don't) articulately well why Comedians repeat their material, this is the same type of hater that always points out a certain rapper doesn't write his own rhymes/lyrics.
It was an outstanding set. Haven't laughed this hard in weeks. Comedians are the only ones people expect new material from everytime they perform. It's ridiculous.
Yessssssss thanks Bobby💯
Facts, this is comedic gold.
old joke he killed tho You gone get me fired nigga AHH
“I gotta get a $&$@ car!” 😂
I seen this 1000 times can't stop looking...😂😂 ....
I am slayed.... somebody help me off this floor! I don't know how many times I had repeated those same exact words! I loved him ! 😋🤣😂🤣😂😘
I lived in NYC, nothing but truth here 💯💯💯💯💯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He talking about LA too.
This is about buses nation wide
For real, same shit goes on in NYC. 'Really? One fucking stop??'
I needed this laugh this morning..ah man..So glad im off the transit now. It's crazy how everything he's saying relatable in every city 6ix🍁..lol
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As soon as I saw the title, I started laughing...It's so relatable yet I haven't heard it in someone's set.
As someone who rides the LA Crenshaw metro bus this is the most accurate and relatable shit ever bruh🤣🤣 I NEED A CAR!!!!
As a conisuer of the local transportation, 💯 facts😂😂😂
connoisseur of local transportation?!! 😂 😂 😂
He killed that set! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Thank you!
This is so hilarious cuz it's TRUE. Bring back memories when I was young
Everything he said is the TRUTH!!😂😂😂
yo this is the second time I watched this and I'm dying, my stomach hurts so bad from laughing. That wheelchair sound kills me.
Broooooooooooo...I SEE NO LIES!!! I WAS EITHER IN A RUSH ALMOST LATE OR DANCING TO MY MUSIC SO NO ONE WOULD TRY TO ROPE ME INTO LONG ASS CONVERSATIONS.💃🤪🤣💯
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A then Start. This dude got the combination to WIN the Game LMAO.
He’s been doing this dance joke for years, and it’s still funny😄
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He is telling the truth. I ride the bus all the time. It is a hilarious ride. 😂😂
BRUH!!!! That “I ain’t got the fare” had me done 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
“Treat Em like everyone else” 🤣🤣🤣
This never gets old. He is 100% accurate.🤣🤣🤣🤣
You gon get me fired too AHHHH!! 😂😂😂😂😂
This is hilarious💥and so true!! You never know what to expect on public transportation!!😄😄😄
Facts!!!!!!! 😂 you nailed it!!! Thank you for telling the truth. 💚💚💚💚💚🖖😭😭😭😭😭
“To the LEFT!!” 🤣😂🤣😂
Absolutely NO lies told😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
this string of jokes he tells never gets old! i love it always makes me laugh
That wheelchair backing up is too true. I was late weekly riding the bus lmfaooo
This cat got me dying! Sooo damn funny!!!
This is exactly how it is.
Brooo the wheel chair on the bus is painfully true! From start to finish.
The 1st time I seen him was on UPTOWN COMEDY CLUB. TRUE LEGEND!👑
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Yooo that real og shit I knew I remembered him from somewhere, good looking
🤦🏿♀️This is FACTS🤷🏿♀️😂😂😂
HES HILARIOUS
I’ve seen this like 10x and it never gets old!!! 😆
I laughed SO HARD, 'cuz Chicago is the exact same situation!!🤣😂😆
I felt that wheelchair statement you have to wait for the ramp to go down wait for the ramp to go up wait for the DRIVER to open a space for the cahir wait for them to hook them up then don't let them be getting off before you cus you gotta wait for it ALL OVER AGAIN 🤣🤣🤣🤣💯🤦🏽♀️
I needed this! People that ride have rode the bus understand!!!
It's definitely a moving psych clinic
I'm in here dying! This some of the realest, funniest COMEDY Ever! I haven't been on a bus since the pandemic started and now I'm definitely not getting back on!
“Don’t they say treat ‘em like everybody else??”
I’m cracking up.
He’s been telling this joke for 30 years! Gets funnier every time
@Afro Rican Some comedians just have their classic joke that they tell over and over for years. Some fans even get mad when they don't do the joke.
It's a hilarious joke. The joke is the same, but the crazy man effects are different everytime, which makes still funny.
Damn, he literally got tears coming out my eyes.
This was so funny largely because it’s relatable. I was crying 😂🤣
The Dude with the Electric Whrel Chair..
ZZZ..ZZZZZZ..
🤣😂
Lmaoo Im actually laughing out loud
My neighbors gotta be wondering "What the hell is she laughing at so hard"?
the crazy dood on the bus, had to run those jokes back multiple times, I’m rolling 🤣
Yooo straight jokes!! Straight facts! He told it
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Man I from Brooklyn and he preaching from long distance😢! Same ova here
I'm from Brooklyn too! And that's me in the video telling this joke
I took the LA Metro bus for seven years so I know exactly what he's talking about going through Western Ave. Everything this man said is true.
The wheelchair riding for one stop is accurate asf 😂😂
I rewatch this bit whenever I need a laugh. He's so right that the crazy homeless people are slick and act normally until they get on the bus. LMAO
Oh my god!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 way funnier than I expected.
I had to share this one to my facebook. The whole bus line thing then going crazy gettin on. ..lol
This is accurate for NYC too. I hate the bus🤣😂🤣