Be Warned: This Is A Cautionary Tale.

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  • @jesperlngaa4642
    @jesperlngaa4642 2 роки тому +187

    “If you touch that man by the back of his neck like that, you can just carry him around… he goes all limb, ..his eyes half closed, ‘cause he’s just pleased to feel that touch…it reminds him of his mum”.
    Absolutely priceless 😂

    • @JWMCMLXXX
      @JWMCMLXXX 2 роки тому +3

      I happened to be reading this comment precisely as he said those words in the video.
      lol

    • @missm7744
      @missm7744 2 роки тому

      @@JWMCMLXXX me too 😂

  • @chipm0nkey
    @chipm0nkey 2 роки тому +25

    I think Flight of the Conchords would have been proud of that Get Swoll improv you did here. :)

    • @e32b61
      @e32b61 Рік тому +1

      Ah, I came here just to make that comment!

  • @joefilipelli3867
    @joefilipelli3867 2 роки тому +71

    The funniest thing about this video is the actual song is complete and utter garbage and then you have Justin, who is an actual living and breathing musician with talent for days transcribing this horrendous song on an acoustic guitar and actually making it sound decent 🤣 🤣 well done my friend, keep on rocking(in the free world)....

    • @PrivateSi
      @PrivateSi 2 роки тому +4

      Justin did not transcribe this as he has no need to because of his excellent finger to ear coordination. Decent instrumentalists can hear a tune and work in out in minutes, virtuosos in REAL-TIME with a 1 second delay. Credit where credit's due.

    • @jc.1191
      @jc.1191 Рік тому

      That is a tasty Neil Young song

  • @clarep4833
    @clarep4833 2 роки тому +32

    “When you get to that level of fitness, even very serious food poisoning can’t keep you down” Oh God - so funny. Justin Hawkins x

  • @memothemiddlingguitarist3160
    @memothemiddlingguitarist3160 2 роки тому +64

    Your channel is really growing on me😉

  • @KrisTherese
    @KrisTherese 2 роки тому +5

    I have no words to express the joy I feel when I revisit this video 😆
    Truly a masterpiece you have created.

  • @ethanfrank9883
    @ethanfrank9883 2 роки тому +122

    I don’t know anything about music rights and all that but if you and the Darkness covered the songs you’ve featured of the “say something nice” segments I would purchase that record the day it was released

    • @renatab8293
      @renatab8293 2 роки тому +7

      ...and again every day thereafter

    • @benjywalsh
      @benjywalsh 2 роки тому +1

      This is awesome!!! I'd love to hear you do a rendition of ascension Millennium by Corey Feldman 😂😂

    • @JIF882
      @JIF882 2 роки тому +2

      @540マンモス Because such a release would be too awesome not to own

  • @christopherreynolds9254
    @christopherreynolds9254 2 роки тому +9

    The moral of this song ultimately is ‘never pull a piece out on your coach’

  • @averagerow1029
    @averagerow1029 2 роки тому +8

    This was one of the funniest "Be Nice" videos I've seen in a long time - love your ability to just look past the fact the song is completely mad, but then turn it into a small ballad! Amazing and yes I agree, that passing chord is lovely!

  • @ThePistonHonda
    @ThePistonHonda 2 роки тому +4

    What a glorious moment at 6:05. I come back for it every few days.

  • @tommymclaughlin-artist
    @tommymclaughlin-artist 2 роки тому +87

    This reminds me of being in art school and having to come up with thoughtful meaningful critiques of projects by people who didn't try

    • @denomdemon
      @denomdemon 2 роки тому +5

      You're a better man than most.

    • @YourWifesBoyfriend
      @YourWifesBoyfriend 2 роки тому +2

      Not sure why someone so humorless would go to art school

    • @JWMCMLXXX
      @JWMCMLXXX 2 роки тому +1

      Solidarity

    • @glennoc8585
      @glennoc8585 2 роки тому +1

      I wouldn't have suited art school then as I just can't lie about something, if it's awful I'll call it.

  • @kim_here
    @kim_here 2 роки тому +48

    This is one of the funniest videos you have ever made, maybe I'm just in the mood. I also do some weight training so it is extra hilarious to me; I ain't swole, though. The ad libbing was primo and alarmed my coworkers with my guffaws. Noice!💪

    • @BlueZirnitra
      @BlueZirnitra 2 роки тому +5

      Just remember, if you get swole, Ibuprofen is a good anti-inflammatory.

    • @alexmclain8302
      @alexmclain8302 2 роки тому

      I agree... I was laughing all the way to the end.

    • @shaneforshort
      @shaneforshort 2 роки тому

      GET SWOLE!!

    • @johncooke8323
      @johncooke8323 2 роки тому

      Beat me to it...this some fine work and the unplugged version is sublime!

    • @frankshailes3205
      @frankshailes3205 2 роки тому

      @@BlueZirnitra Also lay off the Viagra.

  • @fungibu7184
    @fungibu7184 2 роки тому +21

    Swoke should definitely be a term used to describe those muscular people that encourage and help out all the "works in progress" at the gym!

    • @krisjb1
      @krisjb1 2 роки тому

      swoke!!! ha ha ha

  • @paulbukkens3773
    @paulbukkens3773 2 роки тому +15

    Holy shit dude, I've had a great day, but you still managed to make it better. I love you.

  • @claudia.k.g.1271
    @claudia.k.g.1271 2 роки тому +5

    It was actually his mother, the goddess Thetis who held Achilles heel when dipping him, - because she feared he might drown. Which later became his downfall, as we all know. Deep psychological stuff hidden in there. Just as in your as usual excellent musical and sociocultural analysis of this forgotten gem.

  • @robinmayenfels9675
    @robinmayenfels9675 2 роки тому +15

    I had to quit watching the video to hit the gym…I’m distressingly under-swolled 💪😂. Awesome stuff Justin!

  • @mccuejason
    @mccuejason 2 роки тому +14

    You crack me up Justin Hawkins! Keep up the great work! Love your witty comments!

  • @jc.1191
    @jc.1191 Рік тому +4

    There's just no rock male singer that sings a clean soprano out there like Justin. One of a kind. And the rest of the range is incredible of course. One ingredient of why I love the darkness. Justin is always in his element as an entertainer, at a concert or UA-cam.

    • @SuziQ.
      @SuziQ. Рік тому

      Wolf can. Listen to “Resolve”. His voice is beautiful and clean. He’s awesome and funny live.

  • @flashbartnek4473
    @flashbartnek4473 2 роки тому +13

    Hahaha....spit my lunch out during your discussion of how the backwards hat is covering his neck, to prevent being touched there....very funny! Thanks for your insights and great dicourse. I learn some music theory, and nuggets about how music is crafted. Nicely done sir!

  • @genejoke8538
    @genejoke8538 2 роки тому +42

    The next Darkness album NEEDS a cover of get swoll on it.

  • @mattholden5224
    @mattholden5224 2 роки тому +7

    This was truly fantastic work.

  • @theflyingfrog
    @theflyingfrog 2 роки тому +6

    I love your positivity Justin, I come here for a regular dose of it… and your analytic skills are priceless. Don’t ever stop mate!

  • @h4ndrix
    @h4ndrix 2 роки тому +6

    "make sure those eggs are recently laid" LMAO.
    I actually like this "Get Swole" x "Justin Rides Again" outro remix 😂😂😂

  • @neilwade9870
    @neilwade9870 2 роки тому +12

    This is a great positive channel and I always end up with a big grin on my face. Nice one. Where is this gonna end 1 million subs ?

  • @Georgepeasant
    @Georgepeasant 2 роки тому +4

    I loved getting to hear more of your playing and singing in this video. I don't think I really understood how talented of a player you were from The Darkness tunes.

  • @TheDinnermoney
    @TheDinnermoney 2 роки тому +8

    Exactly Justin! Don't just chuck the weights down, someone might be in Shivasana in a nearby room, thanks for putting that into song during my own struggle with this issue...

  • @PUREKULTliveshows
    @PUREKULTliveshows 2 роки тому +2

    Priceless😂😂😂😂😂
    Thanks Justin!
    The accoustic version is brilliant❤️

  • @paulfrancis8764
    @paulfrancis8764 2 роки тому +3

    Justin is naturally hilarious! 😂

  • @AB-fh9zh
    @AB-fh9zh 2 роки тому +3

    'woa, key change!'

  • @wormbaby666
    @wormbaby666 2 роки тому +1

    Wonderful video, brought me joy! ^_^
    Fun facts: It was the River Styx, one of the rivers of the Underworld that froms the boundary between Earth and the Underworld (also, a Goddess). Achilles was dipped in it by his mother, except for his heel.
    Any oath sworn by the Styx is *the* most binding oath.

  • @Nick.Webster
    @Nick.Webster 2 роки тому +5

    My suggestion for extra lyrics for the 12in
    I gotta be huge, muscles is my mission
    I have to wear glasses ‘cos I ain’t got 20/20 vision
    I’m happy for them to use this, as long as I get a writing credit.

  • @christineforina2110
    @christineforina2110 2 роки тому +4

    Thank you so much for your humour and to educate on any kind of music, even this one. Hilarious. You are doing great and cannot wait for the next video.

  • @johns9969
    @johns9969 2 роки тому +5

    I was impressed with Justin knowledge of the Classics, until Invincibility Juice - then impressed by his humor.

  • @blackraro
    @blackraro 2 роки тому +3

    NGL, I'm kinda digging the acoustic version that Justin is playing here

  • @robswystun2766
    @robswystun2766 2 роки тому +5

    I legit want Justin to do a full acoustic cover of this song with some ad libbed lyrics.

  • @charliebluechaos4963
    @charliebluechaos4963 2 роки тому +1

    I had 0 time available today but I absolutely will come back and watch this.
    I love be nice vids!
    Much love to you Mr. Hawkins

  • @anthonywebber7166
    @anthonywebber7166 2 роки тому +1

    I've only just found your UA-cam channel after you kept popping up on the TikTok with some interesting comments about stuff. Your musical intellect and passion for dissecting the music, the lyrics and the intention behind the song is wonderful to listen to. Hard to disagree with you on most things.

  • @TheOtherJohnBrowne
    @TheOtherJohnBrowne 2 роки тому +5

    This was hysterical!

  • @toon_8552
    @toon_8552 2 роки тому +1

    Acoustic bit was absolutely class!

  • @BradsMadskills
    @BradsMadskills 2 роки тому +2

    Shat my lips at the line "He goes all limp and his eyes close". Justin, your comic timing is spot on!

    • @jamesallen4050
      @jamesallen4050 2 роки тому

      I shat my lips at the line, "shat my lips!" I'm gonna use that later, thanks. 😊

  • @keithpratt1849
    @keithpratt1849 2 роки тому +1

    Your comment about the neck carry was hysterical 😂😂👍.

  • @OIOcellOIO
    @OIOcellOIO 2 роки тому +4

    This might be the funniest thing I've seen in a long while.

  • @TheWolvesinthewoods
    @TheWolvesinthewoods 2 роки тому +2

    Your comedic side just shines. Please do more of this. In a nice way though!

  • @nkirk8740
    @nkirk8740 2 роки тому +3

    What a dreadful track, great channel, thanks Justin. 👍👍👍👊✌️.

  • @kathrynhegedus
    @kathrynhegedus 2 роки тому +1

    I don't know how I missed your commentary on this video other than the picture of Mr Beefcake was turn off enough for me. However, I am now glad I took a peak behind the curtain because the brilliance of your review is now one of my favorites. Good one!

  • @dericksingleton4034
    @dericksingleton4034 2 роки тому +3

    Sad that Rich Piana is no longer with us. He was open and honest about his steroid use and was well aware that he was pushing the limits with how much he was taking and how big he was getting. Today's bodybuilders are using way too much and are getting so big that it is not only deadly but not aesthetically pleasing either. I admired Piana's honesty about his steroid usage because it really irks me when I see blown up bodybuilders endorse protein powders and give kids a false hope of achieving the same body without drugs. Sorry for the long ass post. Awesome channel Justin! Keep up the great work and rock on!

    • @SuziQ.
      @SuziQ. Рік тому

      Why would kids (or anyone who isn’t a professional competitive bodybuilder) want to look “swole”?
      It’s not attractive looking.

  • @MadailinBurnhope
    @MadailinBurnhope 2 роки тому +9

    this sounds like a 1990s WWF wrestling theme
    100% better than Kid Rock

  • @RrwilliamsTulsa
    @RrwilliamsTulsa 2 роки тому

    This is my new favorite video of yours, narrowly beating out the AQUA video. Bravo. The get swoll ad lib is some of your best work.

  • @steamr0ll
    @steamr0ll 2 роки тому +1

    Amazing video, Mr. Hawkins! I wasn't sure if you were going to make it through being nice, but I guess the thought of that mountain of a man out in the world somewhere mad at you probably engenders niceness.

  • @simonpark843
    @simonpark843 2 роки тому +1

    "It seems there are some incidental characters". I enjoy these videos so much.

  • @blobbyblobbyblobby
    @blobbyblobbyblobby 2 роки тому +6

    The 'in memory of coach' bit is referring to the bodybuilder Rich Patina, who played coach. He's dead now, he must have died shortly after they shot this video

    • @davekennedy6315
      @davekennedy6315 2 роки тому

      Thank you, I thought that was Piana (the bodybuilder covered in tattoos) but didn't know for sure. I am back bodybuilding again myself at 48 after going through a bad patch, so have been binge watching various bodybuilding UA-camrs (2 of which have unfortunately died. Rich Piana, John Meadows even Bostin Lloyd) to keep me upto date on training etc.

  • @jland12
    @jland12 2 роки тому +8

    The big guy in the video, Rich Piana, died from drug related causes. His heart and liver were twice the size of an average adult male. The price of getting swoll.

    • @heterodoxic
      @heterodoxic 2 роки тому

      PED abuse is no joke, for sure.

    • @samholdsworth420
      @samholdsworth420 2 роки тому

      Tragic? Heh

    • @K4ZUY4MISHM4
      @K4ZUY4MISHM4 2 роки тому +4

      Yeah, dude had chronic body dysmorphia and bigorexia. Before his death he ran a cycle, publicised on UA-cam called Bigger by the Day, documenting all of the gear he was using. People said it was absurd, particularly at his age. He had PMMA injected into his arms, likely used a lot of synthol as well.
      He was a decent guy, and in one of his videos he detailed how his father told him to do whatever it takes to win his first bodybuilding show, giving him some cash which he went across to Tijuana with to buy whatever steroids he could get his hands on. Bodybuilding often attracts people with deep rooted insecurities and self esteem issues and the industry preys on them - it’s perverse

    • @2secondslater
      @2secondslater Рік тому

      So his heart and liver got swole?

    • @SuziQ.
      @SuziQ. Рік тому

      @@K4ZUY4MISHM4 , I noticed that when I was a fitness trainer. Most of the “swole” dudes were on `roids. There’s almost nothing healthy about the fitness industry, which is why I left it.
      This “song” just sucks. I don’t know how Justin can do these without laughing.

  • @jaqueswessels4101
    @jaqueswessels4101 2 роки тому +4

    Hilarious! Great channel, Justin. Cheers

  • @beesoftheinvisible4021
    @beesoftheinvisible4021 2 роки тому +2

    Invincibility juice 😂Justin you are on fire today!

  • @serenitykeeper
    @serenitykeeper 2 роки тому +2

    You’re killin me with this one 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @janemorrow6672
    @janemorrow6672 2 роки тому +1

    Excellent analysis. 😀

  • @darkfuture3291
    @darkfuture3291 2 роки тому +6

    Loved this:) I was feeding some chickens and sipping on a beer down here in Mexico. It made me laugh so much that I sprayed beer out of my mouth over the chickens I was feeding. Luckily a super 'swall' chicken didn't turn up at that point and stare at me until I ran away, but l feel bad about the whole enjoyable experience. #getswall

  • @sherylmcneice79
    @sherylmcneice79 2 роки тому +2

    Omg Justin, BEST ONE YET! 🤣

  • @Celtchief
    @Celtchief 2 роки тому +1

    I am glad you gave this video the serious review it deserved.

  • @jesussanchez9106
    @jesussanchez9106 2 роки тому +5

    "Its like woke but for people who go to the gym" is the best way to put that

  • @apexminer8932
    @apexminer8932 Рік тому

    Justin Hawkins, deep listening. Reaching across the aisle.
    With impressive pipes.

  • @becrafternoon
    @becrafternoon 2 роки тому +1

    Now thanks to this channel, every time I pick up my acoustic , the first thing I sing and play is “Juuustin Hawkins rides aaagain….. AGAIN.”

  • @ellendrowne4438
    @ellendrowne4438 2 роки тому +1

    This made me chuckle at the end of a long day - thanks Justin!

  • @ericMT
    @ericMT Рік тому

    I think this is the funniest JHRA. It’s a masterpiece.

  • @samsewall8341
    @samsewall8341 2 роки тому

    A smelting cave....sword...plains of mordor.....
    JHawkins kills it in this video as always. That acoustic interlude and lyrics you toss in around 11:00 minutes- I will be watching out for it on the next Darkness album, better make sure you give the right songwriting credits.

  • @getwhatyougive
    @getwhatyougive 2 роки тому +4

    "Whoaaar key change!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @johnbarry7874
    @johnbarry7874 2 роки тому +3

    Hey Justin, really digging the channel my good man. Wondering if you would be down for an all-star rendition of “Get Swole” dedicated to the memory of the late, great “Coach” and with all proceeds going to support the local neighbourhood fridge throwing team?

  • @lorriedmussett4692
    @lorriedmussett4692 2 роки тому +1

    Carry him around, he'll just goes limp!!!!!! That was funny, Justin!

  • @jollymelloncolly
    @jollymelloncolly 2 роки тому +4

    Rip Rich Piana...
    He just wanted to be a freaking swollen! mass monster!
    It was just to much for this midget realm...👀

  • @simonhodgetts6530
    @simonhodgetts6530 2 роки тому +1

    Just about the funniest JHRA video yet!

  • @charliecoolize
    @charliecoolize 2 роки тому +3

    RIP Mr Piana 😢

  • @Strawb3rryCh3rry
    @Strawb3rryCh3rry 2 роки тому +1

    These videos always make me chuckle

  • @Dee-1969
    @Dee-1969 2 роки тому +8

    You haven't hit the big time until Justin Hawkins reacts to your vid

  • @coachjdc
    @coachjdc 2 роки тому +1

    I think this my favorite of your analysis videos

  • @pearlhartney9
    @pearlhartney9 2 роки тому +2

    This just made me lol all the way through! You are hilarity itself.

  • @paulhaggerty9156
    @paulhaggerty9156 2 роки тому

    Hands down, best episode of James Gan... er, Justin Hawkins Rides Again, yet. Stupendous.

  • @mikeandtaramitchell
    @mikeandtaramitchell 2 роки тому +7

    "Make sure those eggs were recently laid" 😂

  • @nataliehodgson
    @nataliehodgson 2 роки тому

    Your ad lib skills are amazing and had me laughing. Appreciate your videos and all the positivity.

  • @bethanyseabolt9387
    @bethanyseabolt9387 2 роки тому

    You are amazing! Thank you for this masterpiece.

  • @Exeaus
    @Exeaus 2 роки тому +1

    I would love to see you take a look at some of Nothing But Thieves' stuff! Keep up the amazing videos

  • @eachday9538
    @eachday9538 2 роки тому +1

    Damn I felt your unplugged acoustic version of get swole, hit me like Eddie Vedder singing "onasealin onaboyce aleddasid..."

  • @alexmclain8302
    @alexmclain8302 2 роки тому +1

    It's not challenging. You're always nice, even in your critique. I always appreciate your demeanor and it's had an influence on me.

  • @jamescotner2459
    @jamescotner2459 2 роки тому

    Goodness hilarious how sincere you are at times.

  • @c-notations5260
    @c-notations5260 2 роки тому +1

    Justin - thanks so much for doing this channel, I've been catching up on the back log. Any plans for a Permission to Land 20 year anniversary tour?

  • @briandoyle6188
    @briandoyle6188 2 роки тому

    8.07 Justin's face is like when your grandad 1st hears you say a swear word...my chest was already sore from cycling a lot this week but now I'm in pain from from laughing at J.H straight guy critique of the GET SWOLL video 😆🤗... this has been hilarious watching this upload and Justin's straight face doing it my throat is raw from laughing so much the only problem though and it could be my punishment for laughing so much is that I'll have that GET SWOLL in my mind all week... another great upload my favourite🤗...

  • @andrewmaguire4476
    @andrewmaguire4476 2 роки тому

    Priceless! Pissed myself laughing .

  • @mattiebrightseablues2435
    @mattiebrightseablues2435 2 роки тому

    Very funny, loved the breaking down of Get Swol. Great videos, thanks for the humour Justin 😁👍

  • @HellenButterlips
    @HellenButterlips 2 роки тому

    Thank you. I needed this.

  • @jamesbedford3774
    @jamesbedford3774 2 роки тому

    One of the better videos that you've done recently (not that the others have been bad). Very funny.

  • @Spiceyspiney
    @Spiceyspiney 2 роки тому

    This video is hands-down the funniest thing I've seen this year!

  • @mrtambourineman6107
    @mrtambourineman6107 2 роки тому

    I'm loving hearing Justin rattle that old Gibson acoustic 😍

  • @IMheady
    @IMheady 2 роки тому +1

    Quite the tune... you want a real Muscle bound vocalist...check out Thor ... Keep the Dogs Away album from the late 70's.Canadian i believe. LOL

  • @abberline2664
    @abberline2664 2 роки тому +1

    If I may, the 15 minutes you put in were good but when we look at the characters we clearly see the holy trinity of the Father (figure) the son (a week nerd) and at the end The Swolly Ghost of the mentor. Keep doing the videos though, you're getting better

  • @stevelibby6852
    @stevelibby6852 2 роки тому +10

    PSA: body building at young age stunts proper bone growth.
    Consequently, kids try to be patient on your swoll.

    • @jellesmith
      @jellesmith 2 роки тому

      PSA: don't believe this nonsense rumor that has been debunked by multiple modern studies 👍
      Just stay away from the SARMs and other PEDs like a sane person

    • @stevelibby6852
      @stevelibby6852 2 роки тому +2

      @@jellesmith I was not aware. Certainly it lends to body/self image issues early on. It is not a healthy hobby. Rich Piana dropped dead at a young age.

    • @briankool1
      @briankool1 2 роки тому +2

      No it doesn't

    • @Anthony-kw4en
      @Anthony-kw4en 2 роки тому

      @@stevelibby6852 not a healthy hobby? 😂

    • @stevelibby6852
      @stevelibby6852 2 роки тому +2

      @@Anthony-kw4en In the same way ultra marathoning is not good for the body either. But it is a lot of cardio, right? Too much of anything can be bad, more or less.

  • @jamesk122
    @jamesk122 2 роки тому +2

    You're looking splendidly tanned and summery, Dear Justin.

  • @christophercowan1645
    @christophercowan1645 2 роки тому

    the shouldery ones! lolololol. And, hilarious that you don't know the American slang word swoll. lol. I have to keep editing as I watch. YOUR MEAN MUG. LOLOL. Loved the wince at the female sexual reproduction lyric. Your killing me on this one. I can't stop- make sure the eggs are recently laid! lolol

  • @andrewdundas335
    @andrewdundas335 Рік тому

    Some great gym advice here from Justin 🤣

  • @artfulstories
    @artfulstories 2 роки тому +2

    Ok. I lost it completely at "Make sure those eggs are freshly laid." 😂 😂 😂

  • @davidrobinson2776
    @davidrobinson2776 2 роки тому +3

    Well, that put me right off getting swole.

  • @Neut
    @Neut 2 роки тому +5

    Can you give a tour of your tattoos, their meaning, etc.?

    • @HansenFT
      @HansenFT 2 роки тому

      He's not American, you can't presume the they must have a "meaning" other than him thinking they looked cool or being drunk at the time..