About the greek: its not even greek, its just english using the greek alphabet. Translations: 4:54 : Togapee: This pukeymon pees constantly on everything it sees. 14:51 : Pukeachoo: Whether this pukeymon vomits or sneezes, it wins most of its battles
It looks like these came out right after Pokemon first got popular. 1:43 they reference Pokemon The First Movie, and at 2:07 you can see a copyright from 2000. Also a lot of the pukeymon names seem to be parodying original 151 Pokemon.
In case you are wondering what the greek card says: Τογαπεε: Τηις Πθκευμον πεες ψονδταντλυ ον εωερυτηινγ ιτ σεες. Togapee: this pukemon pees constantly on everything it sees
Greek Maniac I am not greek, I have just learned some greek letters by taking math and Physics classes at school. I just switched the greek letters with the equivalent latin one, like for example ε-e
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its just typed on a greek keyboard layout with some apostrophs on some letters. but if u press the cooresponding english keys it will make perfect sense in english. the greek text doesnt mean anything the way they typed it.
I actually just looked up the company that made these card, apparently they use to make baseball, football, and NHL cards (like anyone gives a damn) Anyways they later went bankrupt in 2004, something to do with LOA or something, I don’t really know, anyways there called Pacific Trading Cards and if you search them up in google there’s a Wikipedia article which is where I got my info from
16:52 i just realized it's literally english text written in ancient greek. i dont remember much from high school but from what i can read, the card is called "togapee" (from togepi i guess) and the description basically says the lad just peed himself i dont know why i even bothered reading that lol but yeah. there you go
This is the type of thing that you make when you think you're a clever 12 year old. They came up with the name and realized that they had to keep it PC for their mom
Haha, I always remember this kid in my neighborhood showing me some of these at his Halloween party when I was growing up. I'll never ever forget the image of "Pick-n-chew" either 🤣
Random greek guy in the comments here! Every card is in english, written in greek characters. Let me translate them for yall: 4:52 togapee: this pukeymon pees constantly on everything it sees. MEAN SKILL *or meaningless: its greek to me 14:49 pukeachoo: rhether this pukyamon vomitw or sneezes, it rins most of its battles. MEAN SKILL: its greek to me (see what they did there?) 16:53 is the same as 4:52 I dont even know why I did this. Have a nice day!
It's only a matter of time when max gets a couple million of subs and then starts uploading once every 5 months before eventually giving up on the channel entirely.
About the greek: its not even greek, its just english using the greek alphabet.
Translations:
4:54 : Togapee: This pukeymon pees constantly on everything it sees.
14:51 : Pukeachoo: Whether this pukeymon vomits or sneezes, it wins most of its battles
και εγω το ειδα και νομιζα οτι απλα πατησαν τυχαια γραμματα αλλα μετα το καταλαβα 😂😂😂
Good to see other greek fellas watching a man spending a fortune on children's toys and games.
He also has a qt gf and doggo
He even pulled an english version and threw it aside because he thought it was Greek
What about the greek boi card?
These were probably funny in 2008.
Lameashellcosplay I think these stopped being funny after the creator thought them up
It looks like these came out right after Pokemon first got popular. 1:43 they reference Pokemon The First Movie, and at 2:07 you can see a copyright from 2000. Also a lot of the pukeymon names seem to be parodying original 151 Pokemon.
HAHAHAHAHA I LOVE THESE MEAN COMMENTS. HEY, MASSIVE LEGENDS HERE
these were probably funny if we were 8.
No, even if my child laughed at this I'd have to teach him a hard lesson
_These don't look like Shrek Packs_
I think there up jigglybuts ass
+CoughE *thank you*
CoughE exactly
Me want Shrek
*ME WANT SHREK PACKS*
My cousins had these when I was little. Never really knew what they were, they just had a stack of them. Always thought they were kinda cool
They had Big Nuts?
@@yourfriendlyneighborhoodla2091 idk about dudes cousins but my dads were huge
In case you are wondering what the greek card says:
Τογαπεε:
Τηις Πθκευμον πεες ψονδταντλυ ον εωερυτηινγ ιτ σεες.
Togapee: this pukemon pees constantly on everything it sees
Greek Maniac I am not greek, I have just learned some greek letters by taking math and Physics classes at school. I just switched the greek letters with the equivalent latin one, like for example ε-e
@@ingerjuni good one , very smart .
Julay Beeb الله Thank you
Wow, Kinda like my dog.
@@ingerjuni he also opens a non greek version of the card
Imagine if this was the episode you pulled the Rainbow Charizard 🤦♀️
Whats your @
That would be freaking insane
@@TotalyKill desperate
Any PMA's here? Smileyface 7 shit
I bet you send moshi monster cards to max thinking it’s gonna contain a rainbow charizard
Shrek card opening ❌
Japan vlog ❌
Been 2 days since the last video ❌
Big nut ✔️
You got away for now but the next you won't get away so easily.
holy shit i completely forgot about the japan vlogs ...... im still waiting tho
He also forgot to Fix the Door
We need more Newt facts
I can't cum until i get a newt fact
We need more Shrek packs also
Wow kermit just gonna enter the comments again
I agree
Haven't touched my pee pee since the last one. Waiting.
9:10 Oh no....they predicted the *moaning pufferfish meme*
*Edit : 🥕🐡
Oh my god they actually did🥕🐡
HOLY SHINX THEY DID 🥕🐡
Wow they did 🥕🐡
🥕🐡
🥕🐡AEugh
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What about *ugh - ugh*
So, seriously. Make your own cards. I’d buy them if they were reasonably priced.
Make it a game too, and include other fan favorites like Papa Franku and Idubbz
It would be so cool
Yes please
Instead of trainer cards it should be newt facts
$1000 a pack
Grown man has lifestyle mocked and attacked by early 2000s joke cards.
Max... I want the online codes for this!
Same!
12:30 i love how he played the hype music even though it was too worthless to give a value to
It's worth 90283$
@@Arakune no, its worth 90283 bitcoin back in 1945
Imagine asking your mom for Pokémon cards and she comes back with these
xD
ME: Mum can you buy me some pokemon cards
MUM: We have Pokemon cards at home
My parents did something similar
Me mom can I have Pokémon cards
Mom ok sweety
Mom comes back
Me sees the pukeymon cards also me what the fuck
Pain
This is cool and all but WHERE ARE MY DAMN SHREK PACKS
Max: oh no what am I gonna do with all these shrek packs?
Me: probably not open them and troll your subs.
Max: you got it brother. 🖒
hed say cunt instead of brother tbh
I thought that thumbs up was a crack on my screen. No joke I am dead.
Daystarcreations u
e v e r y. t w o. d a y s.
4 videos a month
Do you still believe in that?
Even though Max has said he doesn't hold himself to that.
I was gonna stop watching.. But then you got the scratch and sniff
The Greek doesn’t say anything actually in Greek, they just chose letters that look like the English ones lmaoo
Some one translation it so idk
As a Greek... I can say that this don't make sense. Like... It was actually Greek alphabet but not real words.
BUT THEY ALL ACTUALLY SAY AND MEAN SOMETHING , i guess your greeks are not good they tell it in english with greek letters ;)
Oh the kid is Togapee lmao
its just typed on a greek keyboard layout with some apostrophs on some letters. but if u press the cooresponding english keys it will make perfect sense in english. the greek text doesnt mean anything the way they typed it.
I'm just going to pretend that you did not put a sleeve on one of those
you don't have to pretend. Because he put it on two of those shit cards
And it bends when he puts it in lmao
sleevee?
I woulda sleeve the Hologram
I would bring Lick-my-shoe to any card game really
"Pokémon make us puke"
*Sounds like PETA*
Peta:
Please
Eat
The
Animals
Evop Fx 📱
PETA : Petulant, Ethically-Troubled Assholes
I actually just looked up the company that made these card, apparently they use to make baseball, football, and NHL cards (like anyone gives a damn)
Anyways they later went bankrupt in 2004, something to do with LOA or something, I don’t really know, anyways there called Pacific Trading Cards and if you search them up in google there’s a Wikipedia article which is where I got my info from
@Smooc Eat your cereal
Can't wait to buy some Maxmoefoe cards & pull an Ultra Rare Full Art Big Nut!
Ill be pulling for Smashed Door and then Mark on Wall myself.
Kevin rainbow rare
"You're still here? How do you do it?" Well for one, I'm pretty drunk and accidentally left this open in the background
“Yes boisss we pulled lick my shoo”
ayyyyyyyyy
Ayyyyyyy
Ayyyyyyyy
Ayyyyyy
what would Max's trading cards be called? Pokémongrel?
MaxMoe-Mon? MoeFoeMon? We need these cards made!!!
Pokécunt
@SoTotallyEpic LMAO
Pokegaychef
Brúhmon
7:42 sleeves and then ruins the card
We get it max, you dont wanna put up the door so you started your new intro format. BUT YOU CANT KEEP THIS UP FOREVER WE DOOR PEOPLE WILL PREVAIL.
17:10 the text was actually english
The Text is in English, but it is the same card.
no he's saying greek boy as in the picture :/
12:22 you can thank me by hitting that like
No
Nah.
Nic-No
"Pokémon makes us puke" PETA was definitely behind these cards
Tru
Fuck PETA
Or it's someone with taste who dislikes uncreative crap like pokemon
@@fressejetzt840 degen
@@fressejetzt840 edgy
“It smells like one of those milk lolis”
FBI OPEN UP
@quicknfearless Yea we know it was a joke
Fallout Guides can’t be sure if this fucker knows or not
quicknfearless r/woosh
Immortal Android r/slash understood
greek card is Togapee, the rest is gibberish
CryVengeance this pukey-mon pees constantly on everything it sees
CryVengeance 17:12
17:11
i didnt even think of reading it in english with greek letters lol
It's Greek to me.
Max : (Hits card on table)
Sounds : Jeff Jeff jeff
4:50 Togapee: This Pukemon pees constantly on everything it sees
I would buy maxmoefoe cards. I feel like the rarest card should be filthy frank.
it would be so rare that you’d get to the end of the pack you realise it doesn’t exist
I would spend hundreds of dollars to get Papa Franku, Chin Chin, and Joji cards.
Not really, i feel like JojiVlogs would be the rarest of 'em all! lmao
@@PauloLz When you like your own comment.
He could put captures from those videos he has to edit yet.
this is good and all but WHERE ARE THE SHREK PACKS APEEEE
You should make an art contest for your card game. I would be happy too make some art for your cards.
I personally find these cards kinda charming on an early 2000's way
Thats what i think of aids
18:40 I think it’s supposed to be like “gross me out”
Or gross mouth
WHERE ARE THE SHREK PACKS MASSIVE LEGEND!
The Japanese cards are better
Actually the Greek are better but okay...
"BOYS we pulled lick-my-shoe"
i think we hust witnessed max finaly succumb to the madness
4:19 "Looks like a Great Value bug spray mascott."
I laughed.
“In fact, pokemon makes us puke” “ And I took that personally”
Watching this video is the lowest point of my life.
Agreed. I'm jumping ship. There's only so many videos on card openings I can watch.
after a few minutes of watching this, i do agree with you.
Sadly this is the highlight of my day
8:51 the best part
Did an edgy 13 year old make these? The wording screams "Yeah no, I don't watch pokemon anymore, that's for babies and nerds... PLEASE BELIEVE ME!!"
No it screams "I'm a child trying to act cool but can't draw for ass"
"they all stick together like they just came in the fuckin box" i laughed my ass off
Thank you for keeping the Globglogabgalab alive and well at 8:55 lol
16:52 i just realized it's literally english text written in ancient greek. i dont remember much from high school but from what i can read, the card is called "togapee" (from togepi i guess) and the description basically says the lad just peed himself
i dont know why i even bothered reading that lol but yeah. there you go
Ancient greek??
there was an English version he threw to the side
17:11 is in English
Nah it literally just says he pees on everything he sees, just translate the Greek characters to Latin when reading
"IDK, it's Greek to me."
Max had better luck with a parody pack than the actual card game
Who else would buy Maxmoefoe cards?
A lot of people...
Not me
Maybe not buy them myself, but I'd watch Max open up packs of them.
Buy*
Me: Mom, can we get Pokémon cards?
Mom: We have Pokémon at home.
Pokémon at home:
just call them MoeFoe-Mon
maxmoemon
i am gonna stretch my foreskin while watching this
Put peanuts under it, it feels nice.
This but unironically
better yet, just have it removed like a REAL man!
I would definitely buy your own trading cards as merch
with signatures
This is the type of thing that you make when you think you're a clever 12 year old. They came up with the name and realized that they had to keep it PC for their mom
Haha, I always remember this kid in my neighborhood showing me some of these at his Halloween party when I was growing up.
I'll never ever forget the image of "Pick-n-chew" either 🤣
I've been dieing for the last 10 mins watching the first half ......this is the funniest commentary I've heard in awhile
Daily newt fact #81928
Lizards are less good newts.
You saved it!
Not all heroes wear capes.
Your Greek boy at 17:11 is in English, so both in Greek and in English versions
And Pukeachoo at 21:51
*_DISGUSTANG_*
Snapmare someone doesn't know how to flush a toilet after they've had their shet
Max, the Greek boy also had a non Greek version with the best parody name ever: Togapee
You missed so much...
Me: "Mom cAn We gEt pOkÉmOn?"
Mom: we have pokémon at home.
Pokémon at home:
Won't be surprised if the creator of these packs is actually 5
its "haha justin BEAVER hahah" level of humor
It's more like the 5 year old came up with the ideas then his dad made them
No it’s clearly some cynical adult who hates teenagers
I would like but I’m so satisfied that the likes are at 101
I’m sorry
Their attempt on comedy is laughable ironically.
Its early 2000s comedy,what do you expect
these are cute af what are you talking about
12:23 when you play pokemon but instead of finding a holo charizard you find this and you get excited
2:18 lol I love how u introduced the rarities :D especially GOLD :D :D laughin so hard lmao
I had these as a kid when they first came out in 2000 and this video was extremely nostalgic to me.
Random greek guy in the comments here!
Every card is in english, written in greek characters. Let me translate them for yall:
4:52 togapee: this pukeymon pees constantly on everything it sees. MEAN SKILL *or meaningless: its greek to me
14:49 pukeachoo: rhether this pukyamon vomitw or sneezes, it rins most of its battles. MEAN SKILL: its greek to me (see what they did there?)
16:53 is the same as 4:52
I dont even know why I did this. Have a nice day!
Pukeymon? Like Max when he eats How To Basic's crabby patty.
You should do a dollar store Pokémon packs video
i have had great luck with those
@@aceisking
Same,its the only time I pull something better than a holo and its cheaper.
@@Stoneyghostboy I just got a resh and charizard tag team card like a few days ago from a dollar store 3 pack
It's only a matter of time when max gets a couple million of subs and then starts uploading once every 5 months before eventually giving up on the channel entirely.
Y
Don't Jynx it
Instead of uploading once every 5 months he uploads once every 2 days lmao
WAIT THESE ARE REAL??? I DIDN'T HALLUCINATE THIS??
Massive legend uploaded! ALL HAIL!
Hail!
petition to force max to open child roblox toys
“I feel personally attacked” Best line ever
Max: freaks out about a holo card
Also Max: *gets a gold card but doesn’t even freak out*
This was definitely around during the height of parodies not knowing when to stop.
“When I was 13”
What was that, like 2-3 years ago? Hehehe
*MaxiMón cards coming out soon*
Stop blue balling us shrek!
It’s 2 am and I’m in self quarantine, at 11 I’ll be doing school work online, I have nothing right now and here I am
These cards look like someones dad from the 80`s quick drawings dug out of their basement and then turned into this financial risk.
MaxmoefoePukeymon, when you gonna open the shrek packs!
Found the big nut, but what about the Japan vlog footage?
Thanks Max this helped me get through my integestion at 4am. Had to go legit vomit when I saw the Greek Pikachu 👌🏻
Mom: „we have Pokémon at home“
Pokémon at home:
I’m going to buy an elite trainer box, take all the packs and put these in for my little cousin
I opened these awhile back and literally almost threw up. Anyways, I hate this. Thank you.
PokeToT big fan :)
Why? They are really funny
@@nmr7203 nahhh fam, I'm at least 5
Nice video of you holding a video of hard boiled eggs and silk quilt in this tiny little plastic Lego hotdog man
It's like Garbage Pail Kids without the effort.
Me: Mom, can we buy Pokémon cards?
Mom: We have Pokémon cards at home.
i like how about a third of the way in he actually gets invested, just covers it up, pretending to hate it akfkskf
"This is going in a sleeve" yeets the card
14:03
Milk lollies
Milk lollie
Milk lolli
Milk loli
*FBI OPEN UP*
Ah that's how I like them
*Milked*
12:40 Hitler?!?!? (Have subtitles on)
Holy shart that was hitlarios
I just loved the mean skill - "Gag me with a spoon" xD at 21:33
the art on that Tynamo card is adorable!