Opening 65 Coles Little Shop Mystery Mini Blind Bags!

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  • @highjaws
    @highjaws 6 років тому +7284

    in 5 yrs Max is going to be doing dollhouse tours.
    “These are the tiny cupboards filled with detailed miniature merchandise. BUT I AINT GAY”

    • @KEVINxGARNETT
      @KEVINxGARNETT 6 років тому +155

      “This is when REMNANT actually made the good shit. I ain’t gay but that’s cute.”

    • @Danielle-yc3mr
      @Danielle-yc3mr 6 років тому +155

      All the tiny doors will be ripped off the hinges

    • @Sube-Tube
      @Sube-Tube 6 років тому +21

      Use a bore scope to fit inside the dollhouse

    • @princegoatcheese9379
      @princegoatcheese9379 6 років тому +59

      I think guys who collect dollhouse sets have mad pussy game, to be honest.

    • @cake6363
      @cake6363 6 років тому +43

      Prince Goat Cheese your just saying that because you have a dollhouse lol

  • @TheGinaChan
    @TheGinaChan 6 років тому +10250

    You ever watch a man open a bottle of water sideways and then act surprised when he spills the water everywhere?

    • @rynnzii
      @rynnzii 6 років тому +69

      Nada.

    • @radtrashh
      @radtrashh 6 років тому +184

      They say that's what dreams are made of

    • @landryenglish7014
      @landryenglish7014 5 років тому +25

      LOL

    • @astro7068
      @astro7068 5 років тому +26

      Vanish was Duolingo's product so you won't forget your spanish lesson you know what Duolingo says Spanish or vanish yet he was so happy to get it

    • @yoshikagekira7343
      @yoshikagekira7343 5 років тому +6

      Me

  • @angelsobituary
    @angelsobituary 6 років тому +2016

    The water bottle from Mount Franklin was my absolute favorite character of this arc. The way Max carelessly tossed him to the side, and then mourned his loss and lamented when Mount Franklin ran away was truly inspiring. It demonstrates that truly, none of us are above grieving. Only when he realized his mistakes did Mount Franklin return to him. Mount Franklin was truly a mysterious and complex character that seriously kept me on the edge of my seat waiting for his return. And Max got some incredibly deep and intricate character development this time around. Well done.

    • @estateescape840
      @estateescape840 6 років тому +24

      I feel like you could have put two more read mores

    • @null_lightning
      @null_lightning 6 років тому +21

      Or it's just showing that you can treat people like trash, realise you want them to complete a set, and replace them with another.

    • @blazeflamegames
      @blazeflamegames 6 років тому +2

      noah Eads bruh

    • @tankinvegas4491
      @tankinvegas4491 6 років тому +6

      Wtf Why your comment as long as the Bible

    • @LaaidiSafia
      @LaaidiSafia 6 років тому +4

      So deep

  • @ThePersonWhoAsked69420
    @ThePersonWhoAsked69420 2 роки тому +133

    20:13 “i can’t drink this ! i’ll die !” *proceeds to drink slime in the 28 bargain bin toys because it said non-toxic*

  • @IPrins1998
    @IPrins1998 6 років тому +1216

    These filler episodes are some of the best of any anime ever

    • @cardmeme3301
      @cardmeme3301 6 років тому +4

      Yes Zhark you are right no anime alawed except Pokémon here

    • @smilemarcelo
      @smilemarcelo 6 років тому +3

      The only filler episodes I’ll ever watch and consider it canon.

    • @panzermensch7152
      @panzermensch7152 4 роки тому +1

      I wish we could have more

    • @supercoolsylveon6791
      @supercoolsylveon6791 3 роки тому

      @@cardmeme3301 oh thank god

    • @kar1100
      @kar1100 3 роки тому

      @Joe Brown learn how to be nice

  • @coldcube
    @coldcube 4 роки тому +1349

    I swear max is going to be one of those grandpas that collected and saved everything, and now has a bunch of cool shit in his attic.

    • @ShatteredGlass916
      @ShatteredGlass916 4 роки тому +35

      He's basically Grand Illusion in the making
      Check that guy's out, he's an old toys collector and all of his vids is just him enjoying all the toys he has collected over the years, ranging from weird wooden gravity toys from German, to some weird scissors.

    • @filibertosalinas6816
      @filibertosalinas6816 4 роки тому +6

      After everything was thrown and ripped apart

    • @korciatygjjfd9489
      @korciatygjjfd9489 3 роки тому

      666 likes ! Were all gonna get the red hand smack

    • @Raychases1fan
      @Raychases1fan 3 роки тому

      Australians don’t have attics

    • @coldcube
      @coldcube 3 роки тому +7

      @@Raychases1fan k then, giant spider huts? Idk.

  • @pandabutter1266
    @pandabutter1266 6 років тому +4015

    The tuna is upside down because you're in Australia mate

    • @sput_7098
      @sput_7098 6 років тому +85

      now this is epic

    • @xlshakeit5081
      @xlshakeit5081 6 років тому +17

      Well its like it is in germany ya lil fock

    • @SeanVhre
      @SeanVhre 6 років тому +8

      Ok, this is epic

    • @imrank9282
      @imrank9282 6 років тому +1

      Hooba hooba

    • @yoot862
      @yoot862 6 років тому +2

      Panda Butter epic and cute

  • @skelly_universe7215
    @skelly_universe7215 3 роки тому +259

    He keeps saying "ya got this in America" while I sit here, in Poland, and all these are supper common brands. Most of them. Like maybe except the chipc, choco bar and choco milk.

  • @jimmygeis8951
    @jimmygeis8951 3 роки тому +3787

    I just watched 28 minutes of tiny brands from a store in a country I don’t even live in. I had a great time.

  • @BlueJay56
    @BlueJay56 4 роки тому +1207

    I think my favorite was the Vicks VapoRub, just because theres literally a mini size in America maybe 15% larger

    • @fm-ed1ez
      @fm-ed1ez 4 роки тому +6

      Great

    • @__slaytash2619
      @__slaytash2619 4 роки тому +3

      f m ppl
      Pl
      P

    • @Uultraaaviolettt
      @Uultraaaviolettt 4 роки тому +31

      I literally had no idea they made a size that wasn’t tiny, I’ve only ever seen them in that size lmao

    • @fm-ed1ez
      @fm-ed1ez 4 роки тому +5

      @@__slaytash2619 what?

    • @__slaytash2619
      @__slaytash2619 4 роки тому +6

      f m I was holding my phone while the screen was on so it typed that and sent

  • @thenexithero02
    @thenexithero02 6 років тому +352

    "I sort of look like a pedophile..."
    2 seconds later...
    "Who likes going to the supermarket with mummy and daddy?" LMAO

  • @ihanakaunotar2741
    @ihanakaunotar2741 3 роки тому +101

    I don’t know why, but I like those mini things. They’re so detailed 😁

  • @BlockDefender
    @BlockDefender 6 років тому +1146

    I can't believe I just sat through an aggressive 30 minute advertisement campaign and enjoyed it

    • @amber5539
      @amber5539 5 років тому +4

      Have you seen the 1 hour version?? It's full of emojis.

    • @C0rs3
      @C0rs3 5 років тому

      Seen Lucidchart?

    • @birb180
      @birb180 4 роки тому

      666 likes, neat

    • @panzermensch7152
      @panzermensch7152 4 роки тому +1

      I watched this 5 times over now

  • @Newt2799
    @Newt2799 6 років тому +529

    Rip caveman Max 1300B.C. - 2018

    • @foureye7058
      @foureye7058 6 років тому +8

      wat. Cavemen in the year 1300 BC?
      What was he busy doing, partying with the Greeks?

    • @Newt2799
      @Newt2799 6 років тому +13

      +FourEye Hey we don't come to this channel to be scientifically accurate, we come to watch a grown man open Pokemon cards.

    • @Newt2799
      @Newt2799 6 років тому

      +go away I’m just gonna jump off a bridge.

  • @matthewc5747
    @matthewc5747 5 років тому +280

    20:31 - I have never seen a man say "AWW YES!! SOME TOOTHPASTE!" as enthusiastic before.

  • @pookie5969
    @pookie5969 3 роки тому +344

    homie here spent MINIMALLY $1,950 at coles to get all those mini bags, respect ✊🏼✌🏼

    • @stickman3214
      @stickman3214 3 роки тому +35

      Spent the bag to obtain the bag

    • @parkerbrown1356
      @parkerbrown1356 3 роки тому +8

      Let's hope Coles is his main grocery run spot,,, Unfortunately that's doubtful

    • @ParfaitPrincess
      @ParfaitPrincess 3 роки тому +7

      @@parkerbrown1356 he probably bought some of those packs from eBay.

    • @Zenny_cs
      @Zenny_cs 3 роки тому +14

      He said he shopped at Coles for a few months accumulating all these. Hence why he bought the big version as that helped get more of the blind bags.

  • @cjplayz2965
    @cjplayz2965 3 роки тому +803

    “Family pack... if you got a family”
    That hit hard

  • @holybulb6300
    @holybulb6300 4 роки тому +855

    When he got the doubles for the things with a squishy interior he should’ve opened them to see what was inside

  • @MissSallyxoxo
    @MissSallyxoxo 6 років тому +307

    Coles - "no more single use plastic bags because we care about the environment"
    Also Coles - "Spend all your money here and we give you heaps of tiny plastic toys!"

  • @thisissophia2557
    @thisissophia2557 3 роки тому +423

    “Colgate”- Small Australian brand”
    IM LITTARLY LAUGHING SO HARD RN WOW

    • @ladymak4698
      @ladymak4698 3 роки тому +20

      like the biggest toothpast brand in america

    • @meowingcactus
      @meowingcactus 3 роки тому +5

      It made me so mad

    • @meowingcactus
      @meowingcactus 3 роки тому +12

      Same with the Vicks vapo rub

    • @ItzCandle
      @ItzCandle 3 роки тому +9

      one of the 5 only toothpaste brands in Brazil LMFAOOOO

    • @itskindofemily
      @itskindofemily 3 роки тому +17

      I think he must be kidding lmao colgate is huge

  • @CramPlayer
    @CramPlayer 5 років тому +1164

    A grown Australian man says he’s “never been so happy” while opening a small bottle of water made of plastic

  • @davidjentjens2711
    @davidjentjens2711 6 років тому +487

    guys we have to encourage him to do more of this weird stuff

    • @Whisperingwhispp
      @Whisperingwhispp 6 років тому +2

      David Jentjens it isn’t weird for us Aussies we are used to this we all go to coles. But yeh WE WANT THE WEIRD SHIT

  • @FBI-uf9jz
    @FBI-uf9jz 6 років тому +648

    *WHAT HAPPENED TO THE HOMELESS MAN*

    • @dawngrannum682
      @dawngrannum682 6 років тому

      Jamcie has milo

    • @frchamp
      @frchamp 5 років тому +2

      FBI I definitely didn't call 9111 on the FBI. See you on court

    • @lornaluigo7144
      @lornaluigo7144 5 років тому

      I like the pantene nescafe nutella hugies colgate and milo

    • @redhead599ify
      @redhead599ify 5 років тому

      Why are u looking for him did he commit steal?

  • @ivanvillarreal8961
    @ivanvillarreal8961 2 роки тому +114

    Thank Me Later. (Oh God This Took Forever)
    1:22 Chobani Strawberry
    2:28 Nutella
    3:52 Sunbites Snack Crackers (+ Quinova)
    4:49 Maggi Chicken Noodles
    5:30 Mount Franklin Sparkling Water
    6:13 Vegemite
    6:33 Messy Monkeys: Burger Flavoured
    7:21 White King Lemon
    7:53 Finish Powerball SUPERCHARGED
    8:27 Coles Eggs
    9:35 Arnott's TimTam Chocolate Biscuits
    10:23 Cold Power
    10:50 Tuna (John West)
    12:06 Vicks VapoRub
    12:43 Weet-Bix (AND MILK BABY!)
    13:36 Purina Supercoat: Adult
    14:29 Daily Juice (Orange Juice)
    15:02 Coles Bananas (Gone Wrong)
    15:34 Pantene
    16:10 Nescafe Gold
    16:55 Dettol: Rose & Cherry (+ Kills 99.9% Of Germs Meme)
    17:51 Huggies Ultimate
    18:20 Lipton Black Tea (Now More Tea Leaves, More Flavor!)
    18:51 BIrds-Eye Potato Gems
    19:39 Oak (Chocolate Milk: Full Flavor, Full Strength, Full On. + Expired)
    20:31 Colgate
    21:12 Nestle: Milo (You've Gotta Be Made Of Milo)
    21:38 Vanish: Napi-San Gold
    22:41 Leggo's Bolognese
    23:12 Kiwi Polish

  • @henrytheproducer1161
    @henrytheproducer1161 5 років тому +1801

    Just imagine finding a tiny condom in one of the bags

  • @catmerchant8699
    @catmerchant8699 6 років тому +168

    Basically the DONT TALK TO ME OR MY SON EVER AGAIN collectables

    • @its-andr4006
      @its-andr4006 6 років тому +1

      @Cat Merchant I was reading this AS he was saying it, lol

    • @catmerchant8699
      @catmerchant8699 6 років тому +2

      IM CRYING MAX HEARTED MY COMMENT HE NOTICED ME MAX I LOVE YOU 😢😭😭😭

    • @CorpigPlays
      @CorpigPlays 2 роки тому

      😂😂😂

  • @puma8262
    @puma8262 5 років тому +465

    I can see why ppl would really love these. Unlike littlest pet shop, shopkins, etc., these appeal 2 everyone and are charming since theyre small
    -plus they would be cool for little doll sets-

  • @pokelemon8222
    @pokelemon8222 3 роки тому +41

    The *I'm made of flesh and bones and water except IM MISSING MY WATER* killed me

    • @cattaylor8982
      @cattaylor8982 3 роки тому

      Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa😍👁👄👁👤💃🧑🏿‍🦯🧑🏿‍🦯🏃🏾🏃🏽🏃🏽🐙🦑🦐🦞🦀🐠🐟🐬🐳🐋🦈🐉🐲🎋

  • @jollysaint4829
    @jollysaint4829 6 років тому +123

    Aah man I was really hoping he'd cut one open to see what's inside ;; goblin of destruction you had one job

  • @minimimikyus3056
    @minimimikyus3056 5 років тому +1099

    max,
    _there's a season two_

    • @MrsKwan-fz6mf
      @MrsKwan-fz6mf 4 роки тому +21

      Yeah. Too bad he missed out.

    • @Auugghughg
      @Auugghughg 4 роки тому +33

      Chrisdrau I think he was saving himself from insanity

    • @pheefee6715
      @pheefee6715 4 роки тому +11

      American Kroger should make these

    • @MrsKwan-fz6mf
      @MrsKwan-fz6mf 4 роки тому +6

      @@pheefee6715
      Yee

    • @gabeitch9142
      @gabeitch9142 4 роки тому +2

      Especially because he said he would love if they did a second series and they did but didn’t buy it

  • @Dhokuav
    @Dhokuav 4 роки тому +554

    Throws 2 liter water bottle on all of them.
    10 minutes later: "Oh nooooooo, it's all squished"

  • @xxlyssa.gachaxx5770
    @xxlyssa.gachaxx5770 3 роки тому +20

    I’ve never loved watching a toy unboxing more

  • @ynosssss
    @ynosssss 5 років тому +740

    Did the math, he spent about $1,950 AUD and $1,400.75 USD

    • @hypnotizedfox432
      @hypnotizedfox432 5 років тому +12

      You googled didn't yah😉

    • @setakaoru8858
      @setakaoru8858 5 років тому +5

      Ohmygof Joji I love him

    • @BenjjyBoi
      @BenjjyBoi 5 років тому +8

      R/theydidthemath

    • @manchild6238
      @manchild6238 5 років тому +6

      Yes but also groceries cost 100-300$ us every trip so..

    • @koolguy5483
      @koolguy5483 5 років тому +2

      Thank you Lego Harry Potter: Years 1 - 4 and 5 - 7

  • @Ghosted676
    @Ghosted676 6 років тому +541

    it made me really anxious that he lost the tiny water bottle

  • @basmcgrath2753
    @basmcgrath2753 6 років тому +623

    max's total spending at coles has been $1,950

    • @titanicfudge._.7038
      @titanicfudge._.7038 6 років тому +8

      He could have spent more then 1,950 it just would have been in between a certain amount

    • @godsdrunkestdriver5088
      @godsdrunkestdriver5088 6 років тому +27

      He did say that it was months of shopping, and considering the average family of four spends roughly $14,000usd a year on groceries, that’s not unheard of, especially if he is buying for roommates as well.

    • @basmcgrath2753
      @basmcgrath2753 6 років тому +8

      i wasnt saying it becausei wantesd to make max look rich i said it because people might want to see how much he spent on the video

    • @DajuOnYoutube
      @DajuOnYoutube 6 років тому +1

      @@godsdrunkestdriver5088 I think that sounds outrageous. I spend like $200 a month on groceries and i don't try to cheap out on purpose or something like that either.

    • @godsdrunkestdriver5088
      @godsdrunkestdriver5088 6 років тому +3

      Daju check your numbers. You’d be surprised how much you actually spend. $200 is super low.

  • @jo_eileen1993
    @jo_eileen1993 2 роки тому +40

    The fact that he is prepared with all the bigger brands not even knowing what mini ones will come out the Packages 😂

  • @scared-eh5880
    @scared-eh5880 5 років тому +894

    Apparently colgate is a “small Australian brand.”

    • @Guilmon470
      @Guilmon470 4 роки тому +22

      XD He made me look it up though, originally produced in New York.

    • @betterdenu999
      @betterdenu999 4 роки тому

      It isnt??

    • @Kyle-sr4lk
      @Kyle-sr4lk 4 роки тому +15

      It's a MASSIVE BRAND get it right

    • @betterdenu999
      @betterdenu999 4 роки тому +8

      Kyle Tojoman bet your fun at parties

    • @Kyle-sr4lk
      @Kyle-sr4lk 4 роки тому +1

      ??

  • @PillSwift1
    @PillSwift1 5 років тому +1736

    Nobody:
    MaxMoeFoe: Yall Americans ever heard of Colgate

    • @zahirah.i573
      @zahirah.i573 5 років тому +31

      @Luna Maruni yes yes you can

    • @voluptuous4951
      @voluptuous4951 5 років тому +28

      lmao colgate sells in mexico too, pretty sure it sells big globally

    • @ImAPotato-
      @ImAPotato- 5 років тому +13

      Yes we have colgate😂

    • @pepsiman7470
      @pepsiman7470 5 років тому +25

      Is Colgate an instrument?

    • @acid0428
      @acid0428 5 років тому +1

      we definitely have it

  • @thisguy6110
    @thisguy6110 6 років тому +552

    Don't Talk To Me Or My Son Ever Again: The Series

    • @DabskiiiMidoriya
      @DabskiiiMidoriya 6 років тому +12

      I read this as he said it dude wtf

    • @DocPwny
      @DocPwny 6 років тому +11

      I Ain't Gay: The Series

  • @elwoodperry6347
    @elwoodperry6347 3 роки тому +14

    The part where max said he might feed the mini dog food to Kevin and if he chokes he’ll sue them I was dead

  • @gatsbysucks
    @gatsbysucks 6 років тому +194

    If you want to do the math you bought 65 of these mini blind bags, and if each costed 30 Australian currency‘s, it costed 1950$. Add 5 dollars for the extra case and 165 for the filled case since I found one case on eBay at that cost. That’s a total of *2120$*

  • @maxdaryistrying
    @maxdaryistrying 6 років тому +247

    You should cut up strawberries and try find rare picks with needles

    • @qwomlee6058
      @qwomlee6058 6 років тому +2

      Max Dary He’s in WA iirc, so his strawberries wouldn’t have been contaminated. Only the east coast.

    • @Grovyle187
      @Grovyle187 6 років тому +2

      @@qwomlee6058 there has been 3 reports in Perth

    • @maxdaryistrying
      @maxdaryistrying 6 років тому +6

      Qwomlee if he can get Pokémon from Japan, I reckon he can get some east coast strawberries

    • @qwomlee6058
      @qwomlee6058 6 років тому

      Lobsta 959 Must be a copycat then I guess. The first round of needles were isolated to packets sold on the east coast.

    • @Grovyle187
      @Grovyle187 6 років тому +1

      @@qwomlee6058 nah apparently its in every state n territory and even in New Zealand.

  • @josed.ulloacastillo1635
    @josed.ulloacastillo1635 6 років тому +200

    You now look like you hit Puberty again...
    *Yup*
    *Max is Back again*

  • @jean-mariloots4991
    @jean-mariloots4991 3 роки тому +10

    I find it very funny how exited he gets when getting a new one.. Like he loses his mind😂

  • @CynicalDragoness
    @CynicalDragoness 6 років тому +258

    Those are adorable and I want them in every supermarket

    • @krassergamerLP
      @krassergamerLP 6 років тому +13

      Imagine if they were filled with edible stuff too thta would be orgasmic

    • @flp_7974
      @flp_7974 6 років тому

      They had the same thing in Lidl

  • @asmartfoodie
    @asmartfoodie 6 років тому +163

    Damn it. You should have opened the packet for the squishy stuff

    • @dumbboi5262
      @dumbboi5262 5 років тому +2

      YEAHH,i was waiting for that, and he didn't do it :(

    • @billlyW
      @billlyW 5 років тому +3

      It's probably just a little piece of foam

    • @stillaidsfork1665
      @stillaidsfork1665 5 років тому +1

      I had the squishy stuff and when I accidently broke it, there was a plain foam brick

  • @indeimaus
    @indeimaus 6 років тому +810

    pulp me dad

  • @SweetPunky
    @SweetPunky 3 роки тому +19

    I’ve just watched 28 minutes and 1 second of a grown man raging over hunks of free plastic. And I loved it ^-^

    • @Zenny_cs
      @Zenny_cs 3 роки тому +1

      I wouldn't say free, you had to spend 30$ aus at Coles to get 1 bag

  • @kris.racole
    @kris.racole 4 роки тому +306

    The audacity of thinking we don’t have vaporub I’m the states. I’ve been shoving that shit up my nose since I was 4.

  • @Saephaan
    @Saephaan 4 роки тому +368

    this is one of his most viewed videos, I like to imagine all the grandmas and mamas watching this and wondering what is wrong with max.

    • @tessiekent95
      @tessiekent95 3 роки тому +12

      Im a mother and i watch hid videos a lot now. Hes so funny!

    • @Conecollects
      @Conecollects 3 роки тому +3

      @@tessiekent95 that is so cool

  • @mrflibble1259
    @mrflibble1259 4 роки тому +511

    Does anyone else have a minor breakdown whenever they think about how much money goes into these videos?

  • @dixie_wilson3561
    @dixie_wilson3561 3 роки тому +8

    This is so underrated I love it ❤️ 😆

  • @willsmithsknee2245
    @willsmithsknee2245 6 років тому +161

    *Caveman* has evolved into *Regular Australian*
    *Regular Australian* used "fix door"
    _It was super effective_

  • @WilfredoGonzalezR
    @WilfredoGonzalezR 6 років тому +216

    "Vanish, thats what the water did" i died 😂😭

    • @BlameDavid
      @BlameDavid 6 років тому +2

      Why has this got likes it's just him quoting the vid
      "Hey guys" - max

  • @antsinmyeyes9547
    @antsinmyeyes9547 5 років тому +328

    *opens bottle sideways*
    *gets mad when it spills*

  • @dratinibrah
    @dratinibrah 3 роки тому +9

    Thanks to this video, I'm now really craving nutella and chicken noodles and really considering going outside the first time this week just for this

    • @dratinibrah
      @dratinibrah 2 роки тому +2

      In what cave was I living jesus christ wtf

  • @misakimanjoume
    @misakimanjoume 3 роки тому +308

    Max: complains about things being just "folded cardboard"
    The product: also just a folded cardboard

  • @jeremyisevil
    @jeremyisevil 6 років тому +130

    -I’ve been sitting on these for a while-
    *I’ve been acquiring these for many months*

    • @eyeofguy
      @eyeofguy 6 років тому

      Jeremy Pasley ur mom super triple extreme ultimate gay

    • @bobertrobert4100
      @bobertrobert4100 6 років тому

      nice roast.

  • @dsafhater420
    @dsafhater420 3 роки тому +75

    19:50
    "Aww look at the top its all folded in..."
    **Flashback to when all of the life sized products landed on top of the mini brands**

  • @ho1y_9uacamo1e
    @ho1y_9uacamo1e 3 роки тому +27

    There’s a store called “Coles”? That sounds like “Kohls” which is a store here in the US

    • @FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon
      @FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon 3 роки тому +3

      yes but coles is better 😎

    • @wtfsus538
      @wtfsus538 3 роки тому

      @@FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon no kohl’s is better

    • @bath1191
      @bath1191 3 роки тому +4

      @@wtfsus538 I will fight you, Coles has been a big part of Australia Kid's childhoods I will defend Aussie kid's childhood.

    • @ho1y_9uacamo1e
      @ho1y_9uacamo1e 3 роки тому +1

      Kohls isn’t really the best in my opinion

    • @Cb_is_king
      @Cb_is_king 3 роки тому

      Not the same lad

  • @gunter3543
    @gunter3543 5 років тому +756

    Nobody:
    Max: YALL AMERICANS HAVE GRASS

  • @NicolaiLol
    @NicolaiLol 6 років тому +25

    I have so many responsibilities right now. Despite that fact I'm on my computer sitting for 30 minutes watching a massive legends play with grocery minis.

  • @killerquacken4756
    @killerquacken4756 4 роки тому +147

    Max: *beats the shit out of blind bags
    *cardboard thing is smooshed
    Max:oh no! They've fu**ed up the product folding :o
    xD

  • @Realweirdalfan
    @Realweirdalfan Рік тому +2

    I like how he bought ALL of the items you can get from them!

  • @sarahs.7419
    @sarahs.7419 6 років тому +286

    Genuinely pissed that American grocery stores don't have fun promos like this. Me want mini consumer goods.

  • @chef6986
    @chef6986 5 років тому +340

    you should make a number 2, because coles has added a new one

    • @brownbearsarecool
      @brownbearsarecool 4 роки тому +16

      Can i borrow your profile picture? I need it for a project... yeahhh a project

    • @gen-zhippie2203
      @gen-zhippie2203 4 роки тому +9

      @@brownbearsarecool wtf

    • @misscalicogirl
      @misscalicogirl 4 роки тому +8

      @@brownbearsarecool you're not funny

    • @brownbearsarecool
      @brownbearsarecool 4 роки тому +5

      @@misscalicogirl dose it look like im trying to be funny?

    • @brownbearsarecool
      @brownbearsarecool 4 роки тому +3

      @@Sixpoint.13 bro, wanna talk?

  • @epistarter1136
    @epistarter1136 6 років тому +112

    You should’ve opened the squishy doubles

  • @meganmorris8378
    @meganmorris8378 Рік тому +1

    Your so amazing I love your UA-cam keep it up ❤😊 you make my day everyday

  • @fatraccoons
    @fatraccoons 6 років тому +78

    Yes, Max. *wE hAVe cOLGaTe.*

  • @dacia5294
    @dacia5294 6 років тому +159

    Watching a grown up man unboxing toys for 30 minutes.
    And I wonder why I am so asocial.

    • @carebear2707
      @carebear2707 6 років тому

      And asmart

    • @coolfuzzball8528
      @coolfuzzball8528 6 років тому

      Sounds like a toy channel

    • @zalz
      @zalz 6 років тому +3

      Im a grown up man watching another grown up man open child toys. Man im going backwards

    • @RememberYourSafeword
      @RememberYourSafeword 2 роки тому

      it’s entertainment, after all 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @r4cause641
    @r4cause641 6 років тому +144

    Yes Max we got vicks vapor rub over here. Except we slather it on our nuts for some spicy sensations.

    • @maryphillips8069
      @maryphillips8069 6 років тому +11

      I couldn't tell if it was a joke or not, but also Colegate

    • @limpbalm
      @limpbalm 6 років тому +1

      @veevyo thx for the hack ily

    • @CorpigPlays
      @CorpigPlays 2 роки тому

      Lmao 🤣

  • @thechosenstupidhead9741
    @thechosenstupidhead9741 3 роки тому +4

    Max: scarfs down veggimite
    Me: gags at a tiny lick being an American

  • @Dabajaws
    @Dabajaws 5 років тому +130

    Even austrailians have their cans upsidown damn attention to geography

  • @leo210
    @leo210 6 років тому +188

    So if you need to get spend 30 dollars to get one mini thing and you got 65 you spent 1,950$ to make this video. You are a real og legend

    • @queenofthefrogs1115
      @queenofthefrogs1115 6 років тому +26

      Not to mention that he actually bought the products as well. Even if he got a deal on the mini's, he spent alot on the actual products as well.

    • @daroachdoggjr9802
      @daroachdoggjr9802 6 років тому +23

      that's about the cost of an average shopping trip in australia

    • @MsThesios
      @MsThesios 6 років тому

      ye or he just bought the collectables online or something

    • @aZombieDictator
      @aZombieDictator 6 років тому +13

      He said he did it in many months. So it was several trips.

    • @luka3174
      @luka3174 6 років тому +2

      Theo Hockey no he saved them from his past 10 shops

  • @coryfinken5850
    @coryfinken5850 6 років тому +145

    Anything Max opens makes me want it and I don't know why.

  • @picklegoose7224
    @picklegoose7224 Рік тому +2

    I love how he was just ranting abt the water for the whole vid

  • @oof8279
    @oof8279 6 років тому +103

    The holes in the little nutella are for when kids swallow them, it acts like a whistle so you hear an unusual noise and realise that they've swallowed it, and so they can still breathe through it.

    • @oof8279
      @oof8279 6 років тому +4

      @@fart1673 really wigga

    • @Blastof-ob2zb
      @Blastof-ob2zb 5 років тому +4

      It’s the same thing with pen caps!

    • @kinq6815
      @kinq6815 5 років тому +11

      I never thought id see the day Obama explained why the tiny Nutella bottle has holes... My life is complete

    • @thomaswhite2579
      @thomaswhite2579 5 років тому +4

      no it's to make a Nutella necklace. the vegemite didn't have holes

    • @KristenZianourry2015
      @KristenZianourry2015 5 років тому

      @@thomaswhite2579 that's because veggimote is deadly

  • @HALFTIED-
    @HALFTIED- 6 років тому +105

    when someone won’t stop giving you bananas and you would like them to stop 18:16

  • @sidneyisais8862
    @sidneyisais8862 6 років тому +362

    You should’ve opened up one of the squishy minifigures to see what was inside.
    Also I like the no pulp orange juice.
    Because it’s supposed to be *JUICE* not a blended up orange.
    I like to *drink* my orange juice, not eat it. If I wanted to eat my orange juice, I would eat an *orange* .

  • @0ct0p1
    @0ct0p1 Рік тому +5

    Vicks needs a perfume brand

  • @RyeBreadMels
    @RyeBreadMels 6 років тому +63

    This video has such an... Aggressive vibe to it. It caught me off guard

  • @marypetito2366
    @marypetito2366 6 років тому +155

    *"hopefully I'm dead by the morning"*

  • @yoshiroakaashi9662
    @yoshiroakaashi9662 3 роки тому +145

    i literally have every single little shop and I regret my life choices
    I also remember my friend's child stealing these from under the coles counter and grabbing handfuls of them and stuffing them down their pants.

    • @Skz001
      @Skz001 3 роки тому +6

      Oh fuck I believe they got caught

    • @Phiiiill
      @Phiiiill 3 роки тому +2

      That kid got problems

  • @UraniumRadicalCHNO
    @UraniumRadicalCHNO 3 роки тому +9

    Ah yes, I love watching adults play with toys, my favourite hobby.

    • @Noa......
      @Noa...... 2 роки тому

      What are you planning to kiss?

    • @UraniumRadicalCHNO
      @UraniumRadicalCHNO 2 роки тому

      @@Noa...... no I’m just questioning my age, am I really turning 15 in march or am I turning 5 lol

  • @burblingbarbacoa4944
    @burblingbarbacoa4944 6 років тому +93

    P E A K C A P I T A L I S M

  • @krimsonklaww611
    @krimsonklaww611 5 років тому +167

    11:15 never seen an Australian confused as to why something is upside down.

    • @Diddysex
      @Diddysex 4 роки тому

      😂

    • @Kodaiva
      @Kodaiva 4 роки тому +3

      Wait. That’s right side up.

    • @joeymorse365
      @joeymorse365 4 роки тому +2

      classic non australian joke

  • @sinyabun
    @sinyabun 5 років тому +70

    *slides Vanish on the table*
    VANISH... thats what the water did

  • @intuix_
    @intuix_ 3 роки тому +1

    i love watching this again and again and again

  • @themagicpotato7997
    @themagicpotato7997 5 років тому +254

    He kept making jokes about the water being gone.I kept thinking about my dad every time

    • @officialJoCa
      @officialJoCa 5 років тому +5

      *_i'll be your dad_*

    • @themagicpotato7997
      @themagicpotato7997 5 років тому +5

      bowl4two no. *I am your father*

    • @officialJoCa
      @officialJoCa 5 років тому +6

      @@themagicpotato7997 *_okie papa 'tato_*

    • @brandonsantana3534
      @brandonsantana3534 5 років тому +3

      The Magic Potato oh damm uhhhh yikes I can only say I like to eat pota...(sees name) •__•

    • @OFFlClALYOUTUBE
      @OFFlClALYOUTUBE 5 років тому +3

      I love eating potatoes if you know what I mean ;)

  • @vanessareynolds5428
    @vanessareynolds5428 4 роки тому +5405

    this looks like stuff lesbians would make earrings out of

    • @GeneralFork1Over
      @GeneralFork1Over 4 роки тому +925

      Never before have I been so offended by something I one hundred percent agree with.

    • @slomato7269
      @slomato7269 4 роки тому +580

      I feel attacked because I really wanted to make earrings out of the Nutella and Vegemite 😔

    • @sntjana9348
      @sntjana9348 4 роки тому +189

      y u gotta attack me like that

    • @vulnikkura
      @vulnikkura 4 роки тому +131

      Especially the tuna cans.

    • @mluz1916
      @mluz1916 4 роки тому +69

      Erika from 90 day fiance

  • @maximochico
    @maximochico 5 років тому +175

    Hi Max,
    i recently just heard about your orange juice question and i would like to reply.
    I like my orange juice both ways. Pulp or with no pulp. I like orange juice with any meal that is suitable and tastes well with it.
    Thank you for interacting with me and the other viewers.
    -Max

    • @someonebroken782
      @someonebroken782 5 років тому +4

      ok nimi fuck u how pulp is better

    • @rachellepedenes8966
      @rachellepedenes8966 5 років тому +2

      @@someonebroken782 He's allowed to have an opinion. Honestly, I don't like orange juice at all.

    • @GrimFelArt
      @GrimFelArt 5 років тому

      I only drink nudie orange juice with pulp. Since I tried that years ago all other orange juice tastes like chemical-y shite

    • @randominternetuser5872
      @randominternetuser5872 5 років тому +1

      @@rachellepedenes8966 you don't like orange juice?...
      *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

    • @-eveosborne-7255
      @-eveosborne-7255 4 роки тому

      @@randominternetuser5872 lol

  • @chriz7218
    @chriz7218 Місяць тому +2

    Here in 2024, bored off my bunz mate thanks for the content

  • @samlansdowne1747
    @samlansdowne1747 4 роки тому +81

    No one has ever said “oh yes! Toothpaste!” Until now

    • @manulstrider
      @manulstrider 4 роки тому +2

      what if a mom was asking her hubby what she was missing in her shopping list.
      the hubby says toothpaste, and she says, "oh, yes! toothpaste!"

    • @samlansdowne1747
      @samlansdowne1747 4 роки тому

      @@manulstrider bruh get with the times, no one uses toothpaste

    • @manulstrider
      @manulstrider 4 роки тому

      @@samlansdowne1747 sorry kiddo. old gramps just can't keep up.

    • @froggiter4185
      @froggiter4185 4 роки тому +1

      @@samlansdowne1747 the heck do you use?

    • @show3rge1sussy46
      @show3rge1sussy46 3 роки тому

      Obviously, Vick's Vaporub!

  • @funnytourtoise
    @funnytourtoise 6 років тому +95

    For the love of all that is holy... WHAT IS INSIDE THE SQUISHY ONES?! D:

    • @bede5439
      @bede5439 6 років тому +14

      Tim Chamberlin its just a bit of styrofoam imgur.com/gallery/ycngDnw

    • @funnytourtoise
      @funnytourtoise 6 років тому +4

      @@bede5439 Ahh, well that's a little anti-climatic...
      But thanks for sharing, I was dying to know! :D

    • @dmand2353
      @dmand2353 6 років тому +2

      Bede Thanks!

  • @strawbubbz1778
    @strawbubbz1778 4 роки тому +316

    I love how he swears and stuff while making "kids content"

    • @cybervinegae
      @cybervinegae 4 роки тому +69

      The whole point of his channel I believe is so older audiences can enjoy toys too without feeling childish

    • @strawbubbz1778
      @strawbubbz1778 4 роки тому +25

      @@cybervinegae thats why i put kids content in quotation marks. I love his channel.

    • @dr_weil
      @dr_weil 4 роки тому +4

      @@strawbubbz1778 and also we can look at the comments
      *coppa*

    • @commonskele3908
      @commonskele3908 4 роки тому +2

      I didn’t think of that that’s actually pretty funnt

    • @ArkEnchanted
      @ArkEnchanted 3 роки тому +1

      @@cybervinegae yes sir

  • @lostneko2034
    @lostneko2034 3 роки тому +4

    11:37 most passive aggressive way to set down a collectible

  • @Ursella999
    @Ursella999 4 роки тому +127

    *throws heavy objects on blind bags*
    *Complains about squished items*

  • @AbbyUwU
    @AbbyUwU 6 років тому +100

    You look like you lost weight, good for you Max

  • @Souupcan
    @Souupcan 4 роки тому +80

    It’s strange for me as a Canadian to hear him call a super market “coles” cause here it’s a book store

    • @chimcham300
      @chimcham300 4 роки тому +1

      Clothes for us

    • @Mortfromfamilyguy
      @Mortfromfamilyguy 4 роки тому

      And a similar name coyles witch is a supplies store

    • @arsonsnail
      @arsonsnail 3 роки тому

      it’s a mall here lol

    • @kandy1643
      @kandy1643 3 роки тому +1

      In America it’s a clothes and home store.

    • @Deadmothdonoteat
      @Deadmothdonoteat Рік тому

      As a Canadian. I have never heard of this

  • @bartekcalinski1221
    @bartekcalinski1221 3 роки тому +3

    Never have I ever seen a 25 year old be so excited about a miniature cat food can