eh i dunno. i also dunno why im replyin to a comment thats over 4 years old. i think id actually be more disappointed if he got un parplyzed n immediately kicked everyones ass? this is the most pathetic thing ur ever gonna here but one time i got my legs goddamn mutilated by a car n was pretty sure for a time i wouldnt walk the rest of my highschool years (im fine now but this is important to the story. pathetic part over.) i connected with tavros and found that hes actually fairly good representation? he doesnt complain about his disability, but he isnt as enthusiastic as terezi, he complains to vriska, but if the person you had to blame for losing your legs was right there, why wouldnt you? its the one thing he doesnt apologize for, his wheelchair plays into the story but his actions which could be done without it still have levity. ill stop ill stop so yeah. back to the point. i feel if he got legs and immediately kicked everyones ass with unexplained confidence/walked downstairs perfectly, it would imply the only way to happiness for paraplegics is to walk again. that being said, if he kicked everyones asses later (protected himself from vriskas attack long enough that she disappeared) THATD BE A KICK ASS SCENE NO PUN INTENDED }:) Edit: reading act 6, he's badass in the dream bubbles I couldn't be more proud
+CyberDork34 I know this is late, but uh. even tho he flipped her off and flew away. with what she did to him. Vriska got off easy. I personally wouldn't mind if tavros went into an unstoppable rage.
+Camryn Cully SHE SAWED HIM IN HALF! If I ever see her, IMMA TAKE THAT CHAINSAW AND CUT HER IN HALF!! Plus he killed eq and Nep who are also my fav characters. Wow sorry I'm having Fangirl issues today XD
Does anyone else keep playing the one part where Gamzee speaks, because that is my headcannon about what his voice sounds like and I can't find it anywhere else
Holy Jegus!!!! I just realized that this is THE video/comic that started the conversation that I listened in on years ago that brought my attention to Homestuck in the first place. I was sitting at a table in the college cafeteria (well before I went to college, this was either a middle school or high school summer band camp hosted by the college), and I was listening to a conversation between some friends about something involving a guy getting robot legs, kicking everyone's ass, and someone mentioning at the end that they "have the weirdest boner". I'm not sure if I asked what the conversation was about or someone else, but eventually someone said that they were talking about Homestuck. This led to me eventually looking up Homestuck for the first time and eventually led to me going down the Homestuck rabbit hole and joining the fandom. This video/comic is more or less responsible for me joining one of my favorite all time fandoms and I am glad that it exists.
*chases Vriska with an 8 ball while making a dynamite noise* come on Vriska!!!! You were talking bout that good shit a while ago then you got an 8 ball asploded in yo face!!! come on ,pay with it you know you wanna MUAHAHAHA!!!
when karkat is telling you to calm down you know something is wrong
Triston Dady lol
Triston Dady so true
Triston Dady V3ry tru3
OHHH NOOOOOO SOMEONE MADE IT 415 so i disliked ONE MORE DISLIKE TO MAKE IT 413
not how it works
Why is nobody talking about when Tavros said "bullshit"? He just made an unintentional bull pun!
LOL TRUE XD
he knows what he did 😂
Oh gog! HE'S TURNING INTO NEPETA/FEFERI!
Fefeta
no
when terezi said "everyone", she ment the whole fandom
SURE DID AND IM PROUD OF IT
lol
I don't .-.
Ikr
Nah, She is not speakin' for me... But I like this too, I guess it's cause I am a Taurus! Ahah, He has so many reasons right now...
bro?
Well she's definitely speaking for Gamzee, at least
Agree xD
Oh my
also vriska, if you see, she has the kismesis simbol on her eyes
wonk
*wink
River Kagamine kismesissitude anyone? ♠️
This is how Tavros getting robot legs should have ended... but instead he just falls down the stairs and remains there for a lot of the comic :/
Hmck11 The amazing I WARNED YOU BOUT THE STAIRS BRO!
HAPPEN
eh i dunno. i also dunno why im replyin to a comment thats over 4 years old. i think id actually be more disappointed if he got un parplyzed n immediately kicked everyones ass?
this is the most pathetic thing ur ever gonna here but one time i got my legs goddamn mutilated by a car n was pretty sure for a time i wouldnt walk the rest of my highschool years (im fine now but this is important to the story. pathetic part over.)
i connected with tavros and found that hes actually fairly good representation? he doesnt complain about his disability, but he isnt as enthusiastic as terezi, he complains to vriska, but if the person you had to blame for losing your legs was right there, why wouldnt you? its the one thing he doesnt apologize for, his wheelchair plays into the story but his actions which could be done without it still have levity. ill stop ill stop
so yeah. back to the point. i feel if he got legs and immediately kicked everyones ass with unexplained confidence/walked downstairs perfectly, it would imply the only way to happiness for paraplegics is to walk again. that being said, if he kicked everyones asses later (protected himself from vriskas attack long enough that she disappeared) THATD BE A KICK ASS SCENE NO PUN INTENDED }:)
Edit: reading act 6, he's badass in the dream bubbles I couldn't be more proud
//Why is it whenever Terezi has the final line it's the best one?
because terezi is the best after tav and gamzee
Dk
i think its just basic homestuck fan comic procedure by now
@@Ectotasmic after game over i beg to differ that everyone is vetter than the juggalo
Damn, i wish this wa- wait.... COULD THIS BE A DOOMED TIMELINE? COULD CONFIDENT TAVROS HAVE LEAD TO THE DEATHS OF EVERYONE?????
Yes
Maybe? Could have given us a more epic fight between Vriska and Tavros.
Yeah
Equis got a bulge boner so large that the universe imploded.
@@jesterjacks3933 seems legit.
Terezi's last line.... XD
Haha yes! XD i live this! And tz.... I didnt know girls could have boners... :/
Alexa Leijon Apparently girls can... Although, she is a troll.
Kurloz Makara i didnt know that... Hm... I might be a but more terrified of vriska now... :/
Alexa Leijon XD Troll anatomy is very different, but it doesn't bother me.
Kurloz Makara OH! Okay! :3 haha
I want this to be canon so bad.....so so bad. Tavros choking out Vriska.....just the best thing ever.
But he already abandoned her, flipped her the bird, and flew away what more do you want?
+CyberDork34 I know this is late, but uh. even tho he flipped her off and flew away. with what she did to him. Vriska got off easy. I personally wouldn't mind if tavros went into an unstoppable rage.
Technically everything is canon
Yes Terezi,
everyone feels the same.
Yes
Yez and also she is my sign
The *fUCK YOU iM rUFIO* made my life.
Sp much yes
I wonder how Equius would of reacted.
he woulda jizzed himself
he woulda needed a towel
we would need quite a few buckets
All of these answers are beautiful
@@actionyuri7628 and so are you
Squidward: ...OH NO, HE'S HOOOT
XD hell nah!!
Seriously me tbh XD
Madame Mono only to GAMZZE he is
i like died when tavros kicked the door down, then chocking vriska was the icing on the cake, but what topped it all for was PB and J
PBJ all the way (=^w^=)
GOG yea
Jay Lei Not to mention Terezi line at the end
Lilthrin I cANT FUcKIMG BREATH XD
I think I speak for every kid who doesnt talk much, but this is me when I can't take it anymore
Indeed
if you piss off the quiet kid...YOU FUCKED UP
Many people think that shy people are complete pushovers. We're not, in fact, most of us could probably hurt someone if needed.
Yes
+Feliciano Vargas (Don't Forget Luci) i legit did this in class
"oKAY, lET'S GET ONE THING STRAIGHT HERE"
I'm MoThErFuCkInG nOt ,':o)
BRUH
Bentdick!
COME HERE SO I CAN HUG YOU
Gamzee Makara I would like your comment but you got 69 likes. hehe.
mIrAcLeS
Makes me so glad to be a Taurus.
same!
i am so proud of my taurus sign
Should I speak about I am scorpio? v:
José Daniel rather not
who dat boi *tears all taurus's legs out* c:
0:08 : yay tavros
0:28 : oh no
0:45 : he's lost his innocence
1:04 : oh shiet
1:25 : oohh noo
1:39 : oh god
1:47 : god why
1:51 : o_o
2:04: shiet
2:16 : i agree
And in another location Sollux and Eridian are fighting over Feferi when suddenly a wild Tavros appears!
oh god, i wish there where a video of that xD like a part two of this xD
krulen12 YUSS
T3R3Z1 PYROP3 & KARKAT VANTAS I would probably die crying xD
That would be great
That was so awesome that Terezi regained her sight and Aradia resurrected.
Where are the other 400 likes? I only see 13..... >_>
Gavin Rediker
I think Lord English destroyed them. Last time I saw it, I reached ten million likes.
Gavin Rediker did the number have a "K" next to it?
Kaitlyn Clemons
I think it had a 1
Sayer Raider idk...I just know that a "K" is basically saying a....thousand...I think
/sees the hearts in Gamzee's eyes at the end/ GAMTAV IS MY OTP SO EEEEEE
It's also called PB&J
+Gotta Luv UA-cam Also, Vriska has spades in her eyes.
Hell yeah! Gamzee
GLY Draws same
shipped
1 TH1NK 1 SP34K FOR 3V3RYON3 WH3N 1 S4Y... 1 H4V3 TH3 W3IRD3ST BON3R
Wonderfully said Terezi
H3h3h3 Tnx
Did anyone flinch when he slapped Kanaya and slammed the door open?
I did X'D
Nope because Kanaya killed my baby (Gamzee) :3
Marisa Scruggs Well, he kinda deserved it. xD
+Camryn Cully SHE SAWED HIM IN HALF! If I ever see her, IMMA TAKE THAT CHAINSAW AND CUT HER IN HALF!! Plus he killed eq and Nep who are also my fav characters. Wow sorry I'm having Fangirl issues today XD
+Marisa Scruggs Lmao
The GamTav made this perfect.
FUCK you, and FUCK your sexual tension!
*-*Insert quote from video here.*-*
GIVE ME LIKES NOW.
/\/\kay.
"I have the weirdest boner"-terezi'aka my horoscope
*ALRIGHT ASSLICKERS*
Lmao
This is what Tavros deserves, not the shit Hussie made him go through.
The little hearts in Gamzee's eyes at the end is amazing
holy shit if only this had happened in the comic
_i once did something like what tavros did here_
_i changed, that day._
I need to know the full story now o.o
Tavbaby.
HECK YES
peanut butter and jam sandwiches for everyone!!
pb+j
PB AND J SHIPPERS FOR LIFE
ALL THE PB+J
I never liked vriska either
I love her!!! D:
She is also my sing
Bidane Martinez-Huerta Ikr?
I hate her too , not even the way you love to hate a villian . She hurt my Tav baby one too many times
Flyyy pupa,
Flyyyyy
Good memories
Lmao, she's my favorite. She's a unique character, you don't see much like her.
Yet another TOTALLY NECESSARY Terezi one-liner.
TEREZIS LAST LINE THO
I kinda agreed with her
alex wall Keep in mind that she's a FEMALE......
Kanaya Maryam lady boners are actually possible (Anatomy class was my fave) so Alex has a point
Kanaya Maryam all trolls have the same genitals, no matter the gender.
msjamie80 Wanna See Gamzee's Bulge?
XD i was laughing when tav said BECAUSE OF YOU I CAN'T FEEL MT DICK XD I just lost it
XD
lol
*_He Fucking Got Shot By A Good Ol' Puberty._*
HAHA JUST LOOK AT THE EXPRESION ON VRISKA'S FACE
*_Ho-ly Fuck._*
CRIES BC OF GAMTAV
YESSS
Rebecca Santiago IKR
Yes Terezi... You speak for everyone...
" TH1NK 1 SP34K FOR 3V3RYON3 WH3N 1 S4Y 1 H4V3 TH3 W31RD3ST BON3R"
terezi. oh, uh.. what, i dont? ehm..
Gamzee would agree with that statement
i knew someone would say that.....
She speaks for me at least
Derp Master same
trolls of both genders have the same genatailia
*walks into the room* WWhat the evver lovvin' fuck.
dOn'T mOtHeRfUcKiN aSk. :oS
gam wwhy is your makeup smudged
Eridan Ampora
Eridan Ampora tAvBrOs DiD tHaT. :o)
...Oh, hello. Don't worry, everyone else thought the same thing.
"" You say so under your breath, your reading lips, 'when did he get all confident?' ""
Does anyone else keep playing the one part where Gamzee speaks, because that is my headcannon about what his voice sounds like and I can't find it anywhere else
Octopimp voiced this and does voices for other Gamzee stuff, you can listen to it more if you want
I have this weird feeling of proudness for Tavros, I'm just proud XD
dIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKKKKKKKKKK
*dying on the floor*
I think Gamzee think : It was weird.... But I like it.
"So yeah, Nic Cage is tooooooootally hot."
Please tell me I'm not the only one who noticed this... XD
This never gets old I swear.
his laugh at the beginning really tugged on my heart strings
I had to watch this after seeing [S]: Collide.
I'm proud Tavros
I can accurately confirm this is what happens when a taurus flips their shit.
I wish Tavros accutally snapped like this in Homestuck. xD
OMG GAMZEE FACE IN THE LAST PART
at the beginning I was all like
"Awww tav is so adorable"
and then when he said
"ALRIGHT, ASSLICKERS"
I just about lost my SHIT
To octopimp:his is amusing,
Goodnight, thqnk you
Terezi has the best line in the video.
To be honest this actually made me smile best thing I seen the whole day other then my mom yelling at me over work that was already turned in
Gamzee's face in the end. xD
Ah, the Terezi Principle. You never fail.
Terezi's last line explains everything.
Terezi at the end XD The magic of troll anatomy makes this a thing she can say XD
This is even greater than [S] Cascade, [S] Collide, and Gamzee's death combined!
oH NO..
oH NOOO...
0:44 aLMOST GAVE ME A HEARTATTACK
lITTERALLY
I kinda wish this actually happened in the comic. That would have been actually hilarious character development like wow.
I'll be honest, the Kanaya slap kinda pissed me off
how? because she's a girl?
Rebecca Santiago nah, I just really like kanaya, and she did not really deserve it.
the young Atheist coughshecutofftavroslegsandkillederidanandcutgamzeeinhalfcough
coughbutilikehercough
the young Atheist "did not really deserve it"
snorts like if someone cut off your legs would you be atleast a LITTLE bit angry?
Zachary Baker
exactly!
Dayum tav
BUT I'M STILL STUCK WITH A LONELY HIPSTER WIZARD AS MY ZODIAC TROLL
You're not the only one with the Hipster Wizard as Zodiac Troll ._.
Gasp
At least yours had more screentime... glub.
**is a Pisces**
Moira Palace indeed, fellow pisces.
gluuuuub >8(
Everyone gets a cool troll except us );
this video got me into homestuck and 1:50 have me shipping those two
Welcome to the Pbj club great to have ya!
Plot twist: Vriska didn't mind-control Tavros to stop because she didn't want him to
Tav is actually terrifying when he can be
I was doing so well holding in my laugh so I didn't get caught on my phone and then the terezi bit got me
Achievement unlocked:
"fUCK YOU, iM rUFIO!"
yESSS
Yes you definitely speak for me terezi. Me and my weird homestuckboner
Everyone's shocked faces at 0:55 and 2:06 cracked me up
Well Terezi, you *definitely* spoke for Gamzee~! XD
HELL YEAH GO TAVROS MY BABY
ALSO FUCK YEAH FUCK YOU VRISKA
HOLY SHIT TAVROS, CALM THE FUCK DOWN.
I also have a weird... BONEr
eh?
EH?!
You're dead to me
I'm dying :'D
What a grave mistake
This is tomb much for me
This is golden. With a cherry on top.
[CG]: TEREZI WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?! AHAHAHAHHHAAHAHAHA
Tavros’ laugh is so adorable 🥺
1:42 Achievement unlocked
Finally wrecked the spider bitch
Tavroses laugh is so adorable...
I can't anymore I just can't XD...poor Gamzee cause its so true Pffft.
when karkat tells you to calm down there is something wrong
i love that achievement tavros learned XD
*earned
not sure what I was expecting. but I'm not disappointed
So I guess you could say
He took their breath away
Tavros' rage really reminds me of my inner rage. This is really the whole Taurus rage 😂😂😂♉
i was smiling like a dork while watching this, especially when he kissed gam lmfao
Holy Jegus!!!! I just realized that this is THE video/comic that started the conversation that I listened in on years ago that brought my attention to Homestuck in the first place. I was sitting at a table in the college cafeteria (well before I went to college, this was either a middle school or high school summer band camp hosted by the college), and I was listening to a conversation between some friends about something involving a guy getting robot legs, kicking everyone's ass, and someone mentioning at the end that they "have the weirdest boner". I'm not sure if I asked what the conversation was about or someone else, but eventually someone said that they were talking about Homestuck. This led to me eventually looking up Homestuck for the first time and eventually led to me going down the Homestuck rabbit hole and joining the fandom. This video/comic is more or less responsible for me joining one of my favorite all time fandoms and I am glad that it exists.
wait.. but... how does Terezi get... OH RIGHT, duh, tentabulge, trolls, both genders
THIS IS MY FAVOURITE THING ON THE INTERNET
This is now my favorite video on the internet
1:09 Oh, don't you even START, Spider-Bitch!
i can see why people ship does two alot...god damn FANGIRLISM ALL OVER AGAIN
Only so much a bull can take before you get the horns
This is cannon in a off shoot timeline
HOLY MOTHER OF HUSSIE.
Thank you for fueling pb and j
ouo Confidence does that 2:10
Tavros loses his crap.
I got UNCOMFORTABLY uncomfortable at the end
the rest was funny
but the last panel made me shiver
:(
and then i tricked him into trying his new ro8olegs down some st8irs and everything was 8ack to normal
you deserve that
ya you deserved that
WhiteEnder me
no her obviously :P
*chases Vriska with an 8 ball while making a dynamite noise* come on Vriska!!!! You were talking bout that good shit a while ago then you got an 8 ball asploded in yo face!!! come on ,pay with it you know you wanna MUAHAHAHA!!!