An Idiot Abroad: Peru - David Attenborough

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  • Опубліковано 19 сер 2024
  • Karl begins his journey in the Amazon Rainforest, he is fed up however and wants to do a David Attenborough job. Later on when he is at Macchu Picchu, he manages to do what he planned from the beginning!
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  • @Coolsam2000
    @Coolsam2000 13 років тому +503

    "I'm strugglin here. If i'm honest with you, I don't know how to sell it to you.... Do you like lamas?"

    • @econmachete
      @econmachete 4 роки тому +4

      *Carl Wheezer has entered the chat*

    • @dontcare7086
      @dontcare7086 3 роки тому +2

      He started off so strong then just began to ramble on 😂

    • @josephryan1701
      @josephryan1701 2 роки тому

      Brilliant 🤣🤣

  • @Fuckthishandle1
    @Fuckthishandle1 10 років тому +857

    haha, that grin when he hangs up and realises he got away with it

    • @heffers6585
      @heffers6585 4 роки тому +44

      He’s done you again Steve, Right play a record

    • @karldilkington8802
      @karldilkington8802 4 роки тому +3

      @@heffers6585 Play two!

    • @fattycattle1986
      @fattycattle1986 3 роки тому +2

      How f---ing dumb can you be. They were simply talking about the view (for TV), and the view was fine. He just wanted to get away and stop there. Not surprising, dumb people also can't recognize a view.
      Steve was actually misjudging Karl's character by assuming he could or would care to lie like that, but you are an even worse judge of his character. Funny.

    • @dazzman1473
      @dazzman1473 3 роки тому +22

      When you phone in sick to work and they fall for it 🤣

    • @grimrae4703
      @grimrae4703 3 роки тому +21

      @@fattycattle1986 Shut up fatty

  • @piplup2009
    @piplup2009 8 років тому +135

    "keep that plane engine running, here I am in the Amazon" then fucks off back home

  • @blindsk8r490
    @blindsk8r490 12 років тому +139

    "keep the fuckin plane running"

  • @BoomShotGuardian99
    @BoomShotGuardian99 11 років тому +66

    Keep on imagining Attenborough saying Keep the fucking engine running
    cracks me up everytime

  • @jliz1589
    @jliz1589 8 років тому +80

    The way Karl describes things is so relatable. Gets me every time. His last "David Attenborough" bit at the end was too funny!

  • @SeeingRobots
    @SeeingRobots 10 років тому +237

    "An' that's good innit. Wonder of the world. Protect it with some string. Why not?"

    • @literally9056
      @literally9056 3 роки тому +2

      Brilliant.

    • @boratsagdiyev5679
      @boratsagdiyev5679 3 роки тому +2

      It's a rock, even if you made some metal railing around it the rain would just erode it as fast as with a rope around it. What are you scared of? People stealing that big ass rock?

    • @hayden990
      @hayden990 3 роки тому

      @@boratsagdiyev5679 oh ffs, there’s always one

    • @boratsagdiyev5679
      @boratsagdiyev5679 3 роки тому

      @@hayden990 where? i didn't see him.
      Has he taken our precious rock?

    • @BigManTing-gk1eq
      @BigManTing-gk1eq 3 роки тому

      @@boratsagdiyev5679 depends what meats the railing is made of

  • @congresstart5616
    @congresstart5616 4 роки тому +219

    The best thing to come out of Manchsster

    • @VLAD_P_
      @VLAD_P_ 4 роки тому +15

      big call, the twins with the webbed hands & big heads would be up there also ..

    • @user-bq6of9gy6p
      @user-bq6of9gy6p 4 роки тому +9

      What about the folk who had a horse in their house?

    • @Dingalow
      @Dingalow 4 роки тому +1

      Better than Oasis

    • @slytub
      @slytub 4 роки тому +3

      Best thing to come out of Manchester was Ronaldo

    • @sgtgiggles
      @sgtgiggles 4 роки тому +2

      Certainly better than Manchester United

  • @DaneOwen91
    @DaneOwen91 12 років тому +78

    "Keep that fucking plane engine running... and then he fucks off." SuperbPal

  • @Helgerkuusik
    @Helgerkuusik 10 років тому +113

    I've never heard you use the word "magnificent " before :D:D:D so true as well.

  • @aaronjameswelsh
    @aaronjameswelsh 10 років тому +356

    Spot on about Attenborough

    • @skullsaintdead
      @skullsaintdead 5 років тому +64

      In all fairness, he is 93.

    • @dannystevens2900
      @dannystevens2900 5 років тому +4

      @@skullsaintdead Not when this was filmed.

    • @skullsaintdead
      @skullsaintdead 5 років тому +52

      @@dannystevens2900 Still, if its 2010 he was 84! I mean, the man isn't a spring chicken.

    • @joshyc2006
      @joshyc2006 4 роки тому +41

      Attenborough has literally been an old man since before I was born and I'm nearly 30. The dude is an institution lol

    • @macman975
      @macman975 4 роки тому +18

      @@dannystevens2900 🤣 'Not when this was filmed'
      That bloody lazy bastard was only 84 when this was made?!?!
      Too funny 🤣

  • @nolikeygsomnipresence270
    @nolikeygsomnipresence270 3 роки тому +20

    "I'm sat in a toilet that I've made"
    Fucking hell, how can one brain come up with so much genius.

  • @StrangePowers123
    @StrangePowers123 11 років тому +39

    "Get lost in the maze" gets me everytime, nearly pissed myself

  • @anna-ti2bo
    @anna-ti2bo 4 роки тому +19

    "lots of rock related old stuff" also known as the invaluable remnants of an ancient civilisation

  • @ChrisReher
    @ChrisReher 8 років тому +123

    "Rock-related old stuff"

  • @godfearingbeliever
    @godfearingbeliever 11 років тому +76

    "And there i was with a frog" LOL

  • @littleabady4827
    @littleabady4827 11 років тому +64

    even in his voice over work he whinges.. just brilliant lol

  • @dougyd00
    @dougyd00 13 років тому +48

    Machu Picchu: "Only 70 miles from Costco".

    • @koenkeep
      @koenkeep 3 роки тому +2

      he mispronounced cuzco

  • @DrewBludd
    @DrewBludd 13 років тому +91

    "Toilets. Showers. ...Maybe a little arcade." Aces.

  • @scottl5067
    @scottl5067 5 років тому +5

    That voice over was spot on. No issues whatsoever.

  • @MrBuch169169
    @MrBuch169169 9 років тому +79

    I'd love to hear Attenborough just say, "God knows what she's playin' at".
    He could maybe even have gotten away with this if only he hadn't been rubbish at improvising the VO. xD

  • @bobobsen
    @bobobsen 3 роки тому +3

    This was Steve's revenge for the 50p

    • @trotterglobe9278
      @trotterglobe9278 6 місяців тому

      Already paid with a case of beer and concert tickets. And the fucker didn’t even go 😉😂❤️

  • @DaFortnitePlayer
    @DaFortnitePlayer 11 років тому +19

    " keep the the plane running, hi im here in the amazon then he fucks off back off home"
    haahhahahaha

  • @jackssmirkingrevenge9365
    @jackssmirkingrevenge9365 5 років тому +10

    if i got within sight of machu pichu and turned round id literally never forgive myself. but then again i am a megalithic architecture freak

    • @johnsmith-wx5fb
      @johnsmith-wx5fb 5 років тому +2

      Just how on earth did they do it? Ancient aliens.....?

  • @seshadrianantharaman7676
    @seshadrianantharaman7676 4 роки тому +9

    "rock" "hut" "lots of rock related stuff" GENIUS

  • @aaroncusworth4504
    @aaroncusworth4504 6 років тому +19

    That smile when he hangs up and how he says no when Steve is asking if he's lying

    • @fattycattle1986
      @fattycattle1986 3 роки тому

      He was smiling because he could end it there, there was no issue with whether he was lying (also asked a minute or so before), because THERE WAS A VIEW for the cameras, that's all. All idiots imagining their little "lying idiot got one over the other guy" stories. Just too bad K. P. isn't quite as primitive as you types.

  • @theweberjosh
    @theweberjosh 13 років тому +12

    hilarious as usual.the funiest adventurer ever.Ricky and steve are brilliant aswell..

  • @muhammadarif4253
    @muhammadarif4253 7 років тому +8

    I'm sat here in a toilet that iv made, that I know il be sat here later thinking what am I doing ?!😂😂😂😂 he gets me every time.

  • @irish73tjk
    @irish73tjk 10 років тому +106

    You like llamas? I'm dying ha

  • @DanXmas
    @DanXmas 4 роки тому +2

    im so blessed i was able to watch the rise of Pilkington on TV as this and the HBO podcast-show

  • @ilikesaltines
    @ilikesaltines 10 років тому +67

    If Karl doesn't do anything new soon then I don't know what I will do with myself, but I read somewhere he might do another Moaning of Life so I am psyched if that's true.

    • @sxeCJsxe
      @sxeCJsxe 10 років тому

      agreed

    • @sportsuniverse5501
      @sportsuniverse5501 6 років тому +5

      ilikesaltines 3 years on, and finally Karl announces a new show. We are all saved!

    • @BaldMancTwat
      @BaldMancTwat 4 роки тому +4

      2 years after that, Karl announces a second series of his new show. We are all semi-saved!

    • @Grandmaster-Kush
      @Grandmaster-Kush 4 роки тому

      Wait what's the new show i've only listened to the Ricky Gervais show and the radio talk?

    • @DynastyHeroes
      @DynastyHeroes 4 роки тому +3

      @@Grandmaster-Kush It's called Sick of it, there is 2 seasons so far.

  • @VirtualR
    @VirtualR 13 років тому +3

    Best insight into attenborough's documentaries ever, his older ones you see him at the start, then close up's for the first 30 days trekking, suddenly he appears again in the middle of the forest, then another 30 days of close ups, then he appears at the end lol
    I bet he's right about him flying in for a few in person shots and leaving it up to the camera men for the rest lol

  • @josephreak_godzigelion
    @josephreak_godzigelion 3 роки тому +4

    BEST.NARRATION.EVER XD

  • @SamritpalSingh
    @SamritpalSingh 11 років тому +6

    "here I am in the Amazon... then he fucks off back home!"
    Hahahahaha

  • @krissuyx
    @krissuyx 7 років тому +25

    "I think it looks magnificent. *sigh*"

  • @chanilkadesilva5895
    @chanilkadesilva5895 3 роки тому +3

    "Wonder of the world.. Protect it with some string" lmfao

  • @gaginoPN
    @gaginoPN 8 років тому +76

    Get lost in the maze

  • @heleng6968
    @heleng6968 2 роки тому

    Love the way Karl says "And there I was with a Frog" 🤣

  • @hanakoyama87
    @hanakoyama87 2 роки тому +1

    “Get lost in the maze”
    “Do you like lamas?”
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @NxDoyle
    @NxDoyle 4 роки тому +4

    If there's one thing you're good at, Karl, it's letting people know when you're pissed off.

    • @BaldMancTwat
      @BaldMancTwat 4 роки тому

      You can see in the colour of his head. He's like a bald manc chameleon with a head like a fucking orange.

  • @GoGetYourShinebox
    @GoGetYourShinebox 3 роки тому +2

    The Peru one might be my favourite episode. Weird because it’s probably my favourite Top Gear special too

  • @DrBadass92
    @DrBadass92 4 роки тому +20

    I'm in Cusco right now and i'm setting off for machu pichu tomorrow and this is all i could think about 😅

    • @xxxXXXCH04XXXxxx
      @xxxXXXCH04XXXxxx 4 роки тому

      Did you get to that place he was at from where he saw Machu Picchu?

    • @nix2939
      @nix2939 3 роки тому +6

      Did you get lost in the maze

    • @lukegale7812
      @lukegale7812 3 роки тому

      I climbed Waynu Pichu and then took a poo

  • @LouisMihai
    @LouisMihai 3 роки тому +2

    “70 miles from Costco”

  • @lpsp442
    @lpsp442 7 років тому +4

    Karl read my fucking mind at 4:22, genius

  • @jstealth89
    @jstealth89 13 років тому +3

    this show is so simple yet so brilliant, i was reluctant to watch it originally because the premise didn't look that good even if it was Ricky Grievas production. After the first episode i was hooked i cant wait for season 2.

  • @JacksInn
    @JacksInn 13 років тому +3

    We don't wanna see the wonders, we wanna see Karl somewhat seeing the wonders.

  • @rkt7414
    @rkt7414 4 роки тому +3

    Karl could be looking at the most magnificent creation of man, Coliseum, the Hagia Sofia, the Forbidden City...
    ...and the only words out of his mouth would be whinging about the heat

  • @lewiscranston881
    @lewiscranston881 8 років тому +18

    MagnificenT

  • @Microphonechecka2
    @Microphonechecka2 12 років тому +11

    "I be sat here later having a shit, thinking what em i doin, what em i doin!" Genius

  • @DrZsbl
    @DrZsbl 13 років тому +8

    "Rock related old stuff." hahaha

  • @rascalhusky8129
    @rascalhusky8129 6 років тому +3

    He is a comic genius.

    • @GoGetYourShinebox
      @GoGetYourShinebox 2 роки тому +1

      Unintentionally, which makes it even more genius

  • @Netotrefirefem
    @Netotrefirefem 4 роки тому +1

    Karl is just great

  • @Mr.Plankton.
    @Mr.Plankton. 3 роки тому +2

    I’ve been to campsites ........ they’ve got a little arcade🤣🤣

  • @kenc12
    @kenc12 11 років тому +3

    "Im sat in a toilet that I've made know im going to have a shit in it later thinkin what am I doin what am I doin" fucking priceless epiphany

  • @parth281995
    @parth281995 3 роки тому +1

    MAGNIFICENT!!!

  • @2_thumbs_up_baby
    @2_thumbs_up_baby 3 роки тому +2

    Everyone's trying to leave their country right now except Karl

  • @chriskelly9361
    @chriskelly9361 3 роки тому +1

    "Right I'm, sort of, at the Wooonder"

  • @beepbopboop7727
    @beepbopboop7727 2 роки тому +1

    I feel bad for him now. There's a line between Karl hilarity and exploitation.

  • @markrhedae5399
    @markrhedae5399 3 роки тому

    May the power of Pilkington be with you.

  • @JayM108
    @JayM108 12 років тому +1

    :D Attenborough and the polar bear scandal... KARL WAS RIGHT!

  • @tapanjena1707
    @tapanjena1707 4 роки тому

    Is Karl the nicest guy ever? Indeed.

  • @lpsp442
    @lpsp442 4 роки тому +1

    Karl skewers that stupid woman, the one who's tentatively hover-handing some random bit of masonry like it's magic. I love it, Karl just notices daft middle class tourist behaviour straight and blows it away

  • @harpy1234
    @harpy1234 3 роки тому +1

    absolute classic 😂😂😂😂👏👏👏

  • @ryanhancock1234
    @ryanhancock1234 11 років тому +1

    MAGNIFICIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @MistaMase102
    @MistaMase102 13 років тому +5

    lots of...you know... rock related old stuff

  • @pistol71
    @pistol71 11 років тому +1

    Probably a bit more than that ....it looked quite a way off....but if I were doing it knowing I would probably never be back and after having travelled so far to get there I would have forced myself to do it TOO. At least I think so....

  • @TheMrFunktastic2
    @TheMrFunktastic2 7 років тому +3

    What am I doing...? WHAT am I doing!?

  • @JohnVC
    @JohnVC 4 роки тому +2

    "Knob at Night" dance remix brought me here

  • @sante34
    @sante34 7 років тому +165

    this show was better with just Karl in it. Didn't like the addition of Warwick in the show.

    • @Zenislav
      @Zenislav 6 років тому +52

      sante34 Karl and cameraman ocasionaly asking or saying something to him was perfect.

    • @thehydronator3021
      @thehydronator3021 5 років тому +13

      he did two series by himself wat more do u want they needed a new angle.

    • @retardedfishfrog972
      @retardedfishfrog972 4 роки тому +5

      As long as Ricky and Stephen are planning the trips, and Karl is leading the trip, I am happy as can be :D

    • @Our_Sole_Pusch
      @Our_Sole_Pusch 4 роки тому +2

      Did you think that when they did that they fell a little short on humour?

    • @wikipediaintellectual7088
      @wikipediaintellectual7088 4 роки тому +1

      Warwick ruined it just like he ruined Return of the Jedi.

  • @mimi2322
    @mimi2322 2 роки тому

    MagnificenT. MagnificenT.

  • @Lil_Bean00
    @Lil_Bean00 13 років тому

    @jstealth89 there will be no season 2. In the Peru episode Karl was all upset about it, didn't whant to make another ;p...

  • @Noll474
    @Noll474 3 роки тому

    Brilliant!

  • @furdiebant
    @furdiebant 4 роки тому +3

    Karl I’ve never heard you use the word ‘magnificent’ in my life so I’m suspicious

  • @dannyboy12357
    @dannyboy12357 13 років тому +5

    the wuundah LOL

  • @mucusmayhem1118
    @mucusmayhem1118 6 років тому +2

    "Karl, I've never heard you use the word magnetic, I'm a bit suspicious" 😂

  • @estebancomulet
    @estebancomulet 2 роки тому

    "MAGNIFICENT". Lol.

  • @humby123
    @humby123 13 років тому +1

    that shot at 0:39 of random insects swarming is fucking terrifying. I'm willing to be they sting like shit.

  • @ryanhancock1234
    @ryanhancock1234 11 років тому +6

    I cant believe he was in the most powerful spiritual center on earth and didn't finish the journey when he was probably 20 mins away lol

  • @Mirrtamirrv
    @Mirrtamirrv 4 роки тому

    Yeah i wouldnt walk more than 8 hours to see that either. I appreciate history. I love reading about it, dont need to see it that badly tho.

  • @ripme6616
    @ripme6616 3 роки тому

    You know 'get lost in the maze.........😂

  • @lukegale7812
    @lukegale7812 3 роки тому

    He did the right thing. There's no toilet there

  • @Sage395
    @Sage395 13 років тому

    @xxxDutchRutgerxxx Erm, they're doing a sequel (of sorts) called An Idiot Abroad 2: The Bucket List.

  • @cartmanofsp
    @cartmanofsp 4 роки тому +1

    and there I was with a frog

  • @Yorkshiregamer23
    @Yorkshiregamer23 11 років тому +2

    and there i was with a frog LMFAO

  • @mannyd-y5246
    @mannyd-y5246 3 роки тому

    my idol

  • @rocotto727
    @rocotto727 12 років тому

    thank you!

  • @SAS-jj8yh
    @SAS-jj8yh 3 роки тому

    Omg that was so funny!

  • @Bulltardwin
    @Bulltardwin 5 років тому +2

    LMFAO I went to Machu Pichu and everyone was more interested in the llamas to be fair

  • @PhantomFilmAustralia
    @PhantomFilmAustralia 4 роки тому +3

    Karl Pilkington would be the only roommate in the world that would make you want to leave work early just to go home.

  • @delivett84
    @delivett84 5 років тому +3

    I'm struggling here if I'm honest with ya 😂😂😂😂

  • @pistol71
    @pistol71 11 років тому

    I (and others) including Karl himself seem to have the same idea....but of course it wouldn't work because they would love it. But the title would be good...my choice "Loud mouthed, know it all comedian abroad" or "Modern Laurel and Hardy Abroad"

  • @kored8688
    @kored8688 3 роки тому

    I love llamas.

  • @masterknight137
    @masterknight137 6 років тому

    MagnificeNT

  • @MrDaanjanssen
    @MrDaanjanssen 3 роки тому

    pissed off karl is the best karl

  • @Nantosuelta
    @Nantosuelta 3 роки тому

    Lots of rock related old stuff

  • @eddietat95
    @eddietat95 2 роки тому

    Voiceover started off strong, all they way until "...of rock, sort of huts, sort of rock-huts..."

  • @johndalenino
    @johndalenino 3 роки тому

    “God knows what she’s playing at”

  • @renaj9206
    @renaj9206 Рік тому

    Carl was right, I like this better

  • @TheMrFunktastic2
    @TheMrFunktastic2 11 років тому +2

    I'll be sat 'ere later. 'avin a shit. Thinkin' what am I doin'? WHAT am I doin'?

  • @mammadingo9165
    @mammadingo9165 3 роки тому

    I do like llamas, very much, haven't met a llama that like s me though.