I'm sure you know that the only way you get the best CKO equipment is to Thrash the Noldor armies. Not to mention that the Noldor prisoners you release also adds to the overall relations you have with them and can actually improve them more than detoriating them. And their Armies are way cheaper source of High Quality equipment and Prisoners. ...unless you've let them run for 1000+ days and now their Lords are rolling around with 4000+ men. So yeah...Make up after you're done with them. After all, you can't take their Stronghold.
@@berkayklc7788 who the fuck says you MUST finish the game? it's just a part of this 'cinematic'. mindless shits like you going "aLwAyS dO aS uR tOlD" and forcing others to do the same are the worst.
Simo, I think I found the best weapon for the 1000 Stat Man: a regular scythe. It's long, fast, cheap, and even though it's weak, damage doesn't really matter at this point. The reach allows you to kill horsemen and infantry without them staggering you, which, I assume, is the most annoying thing about playing this way. It's also the Grim Reaper's weapon of choice.
Not gonna lie, when our boy turned around and was walking out, the guy shouted 'where you going?', his response was so freaking badass. "Going home." Our boy is 100% badass, cold as ice!
YES! Finally another episode! And more 1000 stat man in Pendor yes, please! Seeing those Jatus in the beginning was really surprising! Lol looking forward to the demonic magni XD
@@NotSimo thanks i found it! Might add as reccomendation to play the touhou tinder mod for warband, the most updated version is usualy found on 4chan /jp/ - japanese culture threads but i've seen some of the download links to some russian videos of the mod (i am not sure if they are updated or not). Which i should note: there isn't any english let's play for it which is a shame really. Keep up the content though, i enjoy it a lot! edit: no checking as of the date i edited this coment there is no active thread but i do have the link if you want to try it
This series keeps getting better and better. I cannot wait to see future episodes on this. And maybe someday we will see 1000stat man kicking ass in bannerlord..
To anyone who wants to know what the daedric writing says: Man am I grateful to be here writing this, I made a very important and exciting discovery recently, completely by fault. I was traveling by foot to the imperial fort Ebonheart and was in a hurry to arrive there as soon as humanly possible. I was late and desperate to get there and from my pack I had withdrawn my rare and treasured scroll of icharian - The writing is then cut off.
My god. If all calradia faction kingdom bow to 1000 stat man and all 6 factions of simo's protagonist serve under him. It's likely make an interesting berserk like story. Also congrats on 100k subs. More story arc please, simo-sama.
3:00 that music, those stats, being shirtless,it's all clear now, it's a custodes reuniting the forces of holy ~terra~ caldaria to fight the daemons. For the emperor, caldaria stands!
Imagine being a veteran horseman. A veteran of 8 campaigns. Just to see an almost naked man with a club naruto running faster than your horse coming after you
Ok ok... I sense a Koifish cameo soon, where he is the only one who can REALLY help 1k stat man... after all, he knows how to be anything anywhere in anytime....
This is the top quality shitpost I stay subscribed for. EDIT: I move that in every "cutscene" from now on 1000 Stat Man has an arrow stuck in his forehead.
It seems like only a short time since I was watching your channel at a few thousand not you have passed the 100k mark. Here's to 200k Simo. BANNERLORD WHEN
So hyped for 1000 Stat Man: Homecoming
IT'S ABOUT TO GO DOOOOOOOOOOWN! Also, biggest congratulations to 100k subscribers!
Hmm butter
KOIFISH HELLO
It would be awesome if there was a way for you two to interact inside that new storyline that simo is creating :v
Koifish and Simo face reveal when?
I was hoping you'd make a cameo
11/10 crossover.
Simo -Cinematic- Gaming Universe confirmed!!
Up yours, marvel!!
One 1000 stat man is epic as always!
@@NotSimo Thank you! I'm already making the next episode.
We need more warbandish animations, dude!
Simo,This part is only 4 min! It is trailer! Not the series!
Next part, REAL part of 1000 stat man must be 1hour!
I see that you are a fan of 1000 stat man too
I watch 1000 stat man for the Plot.
Who doesnt?
I'm pretty sure he cannot beat my stand
*1001 stat man*
You just started a war
NANI??!!??!?
he can stop time
What about 9999 stat man?
1000 Stand man
1000 Statman Butter Tendency looks great.
BUTTER TENDENCY... I love you for this
Part 1: 1k Blood
Part 2: Butter Tendencies
Part 3: Butter-dust Crusaders
Part 4: 1k stats is unbreakable
I’m broke
@@oddacity5883 best part is Part 5: Golden wind already fits, Part 6 could be Feast Ocean,
@@favre4ever39 awe Harvest Ocean.
7 Qualis Gems...?
*Looks towards the Forests*
Time to kick some Noldor ass.
Predator 7
Those op shits finally get what they deserve.
No you have to be friends with them to finish the game
I'm sure you know that the only way you get the best CKO equipment is to Thrash the Noldor armies.
Not to mention that the Noldor prisoners you release also adds to the overall relations you have with them and can actually improve them more than detoriating them.
And their Armies are way cheaper source of High Quality equipment and Prisoners.
...unless you've let them run for 1000+ days and now their Lords are rolling around with 4000+ men.
So yeah...Make up after you're done with them. After all, you can't take their Stronghold.
@@berkayklc7788 who the fuck says you MUST finish the game? it's just a part of this 'cinematic'.
mindless shits like you going "aLwAyS dO aS uR tOlD" and forcing others to do the same are the worst.
Simo, I think I found the best weapon for the 1000 Stat Man: a regular scythe. It's long, fast, cheap, and even though it's weak, damage doesn't really matter at this point. The reach allows you to kill horsemen and infantry without them staggering you, which, I assume, is the most annoying thing about playing this way. It's also the Grim Reaper's weapon of choice.
Not gonna lie, when our boy turned around and was walking out, the guy shouted 'where you going?', his response was so freaking badass. "Going home." Our boy is 100% badass, cold as ice!
1:48
The generic nord soldier?!
L O R E episodes are my favourite
UA-camrs like Simo are the one that keep me alive
YES! Finally another episode! And more 1000 stat man in Pendor yes, please! Seeing those Jatus in the beginning was really surprising! Lol looking forward to the demonic magni XD
About fucking time,welcome back 1000 Stat Man.
Congrats on 101k Simo!!!!!!!, also THANK YOU for listening to one of the many voices suggesting that 1000 stat man travelled to pendor somehow
Nice work and congrats on 100k subs! Keep up the good work!
StatMan's Bizarre Adventures: Butterdust Crusaders
**Mourning the Emperor intensifies**
This feels like bannerlord got released except its not finished and they gonna make us wait more
Oh yeah...
Congratulations on 101k subscribers!
Oh yeah yeah brother
That intro.... Had perfect cinematography, I knew this video would be good. Thou hast earned my sub.
Shadow Fight 2: Calradian Expansion
Congratz on 100k subs keep up good job
Awwww yisssss! Been waiting for 1000 stat man. 🤩
Editing and music on point today
Finally it has arrived. The best mount and blade anime of all time.
That "awaken my master" and "slam" intro mashup is something i would like a full version of!
Just look it up on youtube, youll find it
@@NotSimo thanks i found it!
Might add as reccomendation to play the touhou tinder mod for warband, the most updated version is usualy found on 4chan /jp/ - japanese culture threads but i've seen some of the download links to some russian videos of the mod (i am not sure if they are updated or not). Which i should note: there isn't any english let's play for it which is a shame really.
Keep up the content though, i enjoy it a lot!
edit: no checking as of the date i edited this coment there is no active thread but i do have the link if you want to try it
Made my day!!! and Grats on the 100K subs!
Shadow Fight 2 main menu music? This video has really high level of dankness.
This series keeps getting better and better. I cannot wait to see future episodes on this.
And maybe someday we will see 1000stat man kicking ass in bannerlord..
bro ı saw you channel 2 week ago and ı love it congratulations brother you make good videos :)
Who would win?
1000 Stats Man vs 1000 1 stat men
Just when I saw the Jatu, I knew the thing's gonna be good.
What a great way to end my test week
Not gonna lie best filler episode of 1000 stat man can't wait for the next episode here on Simo TV
This video deserves a Nobel prize
After watching this video,
"Woman breaks into butter factory, all butter reserves depleted!"
Too hyped for 1000 stat man: Game of Stats
Great video Simo
Oh boy this is going to reach past epicness charts
This is fucking amazing keep it up.
This was a golden experience
To anyone who wants to know what the daedric writing says:
Man am I grateful to be here writing this, I made a very important and exciting discovery recently, completely by fault. I was traveling by foot to the imperial fort Ebonheart and was in a hurry to arrive there as soon as humanly possible. I was late and desperate to get there and from my pack I had withdrawn my rare and treasured scroll of icharian -
The writing is then cut off.
We need a LOT more of this drug!
This needs an official opening.
I just woke up and I have school but I'm watching this.
He smacc,
He attacc,
But most importantly,
He come bacc!
Amazing new 1000 stat man lore
Damn I didn’t expect season 3 come out so fast
I’ve been waiting for so long
MMMMMMMMM
I LOVE ME SOME GOOD STORYTELLING!!!
My god. If all calradia faction kingdom bow to 1000 stat man and all 6 factions of simo's protagonist serve under him. It's likely make an interesting berserk like story. Also congrats on 100k subs. More story arc please, simo-sama.
That production value is ramping up
Finally! Hooray! I've waited so long
1kstatman is easily my favourite superhero now :D
Simo, I love your experience!
There was shadow fight 2 music used in the video. Nice work dude.
3:00 that music, those stats, being shirtless,it's all clear now, it's a custodes reuniting the forces of holy ~terra~ caldaria to fight the daemons. For the emperor, caldaria stands!
Finally! The Great Journey begins again
The lore in this is honestly more captivating then most others.
Simo: uploads 1000 Statman video
Me:NANI?!
Finaly!!! That is cool man! Simo i'm so like that theme) Cool!
Most Anticipated Anime
Imagine being a veteran horseman. A veteran of 8 campaigns. Just to see an almost naked man with a club naruto running faster than your horse coming after you
Im so happy right now because my fav anime just got a new episode
Simo love you and ur videos
Дождались
0:25 shadow fight 2...
I like it!
Into the 1000 stat man-verse!
Клёвая серия видео. Спасибо
can't wait for part 4
Sir ive been waiting for him to return
YES ITS OUT, PART 3 of the saga🔥🔥🔥🔥🤟🏽🤟🏽💯👌🏾
I cant wait to see 1000 stat man ravage the savage lands in Bannerlord.
Wow I just came home to watch daddy 1000 stat man :)
Holy shit shadow fight 2 menu ost! This brings back memories
The simo cinematic universe is unironically compelling
1K Stat Man and the Experience Bois: Infinity War
"Someone who survived"... Generic nord soldier...
I subbed here when the channel was 25k, just wow
Ok ok... I sense a Koifish cameo soon, where he is the only one who can REALLY help 1k stat man... after all, he knows how to be anything anywhere in anytime....
He's back
This is the top quality shitpost I stay subscribed for.
EDIT: I move that in every "cutscene" from now on 1000 Stat Man has an arrow stuck in his forehead.
It seems like only a short time since I was watching your channel at a few thousand not you have passed the 100k mark. Here's to 200k Simo.
BANNERLORD WHEN
WE NEED NEXT PART AS SOON AS POSSIBLE
what a lore. i love it.
Fun fact : You can rule all calradia in just one night by pressing
Ctrl + Alt + F4
Ебой, наконец-то уан фаузент стат мэн! :DD
Бля... Оно длится 4 минуты =((
Oh boy! Here we go again!
i been waiting for this
I see... They changed the main actor. The immense popularity of 1000 stat man make his salary too expensive
1000 stat man through he multiverse. Well holy shit.
Acctually, 1000 STAT MAN AND 100 STAT MAN VS 9999 STAT MAN
Who woulda guessed that 1000 stat man is a companion to the emperor?
Elder scrolls 6 when that drops you know it's going to be broken as shit
I'm a simple man. I see 1000 stat man I press like.
1000 stat man: butter is unbreakable
This was about as Filler as filler could get. This truly is a Shonen
never clicked on a video about M&B faster than now