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  • Опубліковано 9 лис 2024

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  • @KalebMott-u2h
    @KalebMott-u2h Рік тому +286

    Can all agree when we see Nico's little icon on our device our day gets a whole lot better

  • @Bubba-23nineteen
    @Bubba-23nineteen Рік тому +68

    The only lawn mower accident I have ever seen was when I was a child. My babysitter was mowing her very overgrown lawn and because the main road was right next to her house people used to throw trash onto her yard all the time. This particular time she ran over someone's snapple bottle sending it flying at her leg. She had to get 20 stitches from the glass breaking and hitting her leg and there was blood everywhere.

  • @tdlaustralia7791
    @tdlaustralia7791 Рік тому +24

    We have legit issues with magpies (birds) in Australia. During nesting they will actually take out eyes or bust your head open, they team up and are vicious.

    • @AnoNymous-gn6tl
      @AnoNymous-gn6tl Рік тому +2

      Color me impressed that Australians aren't armed 24/7. I don't have Paul Hogan's skills, I'd need a firearm just to get my mail.

    • @lokibrux
      @lokibrux 7 місяців тому +2

      Is that why you guys are so good at cricket?

    • @FordyTheConeSmoker
      @FordyTheConeSmoker 4 місяці тому

      They remember faces and will target specific people ahaha
      Pro tip: Feed your local magpies and they will leave you alone as well as bring their kids to meet you. You’ll be the only person who can walk around without issue 😊

  • @GiaShawkey1
    @GiaShawkey1 Рік тому +1

    Bro it’s always so funny when nerds get hurt. Thank you Nikko for the content keep sending it

  • @OutlawCaliber13
    @OutlawCaliber13 Рік тому +8

    I have a Euro Mountain Shepharnese. She's 8 months, over 90lbs. She dropped her deuce yesterday, I bent down to pick it up, and about that time she was like SQUIRREL!!!!! I couldn't do anything other than laugh, and hold onto the leash. I'm about 180lbs. That dog dragged my ass about 3-4 feet before I stopped. lmao I just laid there laughing while she was trying to figure out if I was okay. On the plus side, missed the deuce on the way down.

  • @alaskaoak2785
    @alaskaoak2785 Рік тому +8

    This happened to my supervisor when I was working landscaping... he was edging, his partner was mowing, hit a pinecone and it ricocheted out from under the mower and hit my supervisor in the eye. He was blind for 3, maybe 4 days before he started to recover his vision.

  • @Killer_Sloth
    @Killer_Sloth Рік тому +3

    Nikko would be the best person to hang out with

  • @m2hmghb
    @m2hmghb Рік тому +42

    I used to try to scare my dad. He warned me not to do it. I stopped when the fist stopped an inch from my nose when I did actually scare him. Turns out doing it to a cop/jail guard/air force sgt who went through a sapper attack wasn't a smart thing. Hindsight......

  • @JaxsonJamison-b8l
    @JaxsonJamison-b8l Рік тому +1

    All your content never gets old.

  • @banthab0mb
    @banthab0mb Рік тому +3

    Loved watching this live. Great to see it again. :)

  • @SizeMatters_
    @SizeMatters_ Рік тому +101

    As a person that works around the sewer $100,000 would maybe cover the medical😂

    • @bycoxtax8562
      @bycoxtax8562 Рік тому +9

      As someone with free healthcare i would do it in a heartbeat

    • @roadhog820
      @roadhog820 Рік тому

      ​@@bycoxtax8562lmao

    • @Benwut
      @Benwut Рік тому +1

      @@bycoxtax8562 As someone who has free education and free healthcare, I would do a degree in medicine and do it in a heartbeat, then treat myself immediately

    • @mcomeslast
      @mcomeslast 10 місяців тому

      If ICU isn’t involved.

    • @kugelblitzkrieg
      @kugelblitzkrieg 8 місяців тому

      My two stipulations would be I don’t need to swallow (I’ll vomit right away so there’d be no point) and that it’s not going to get me sick. 100k ain’t worth it if I’m risking death and almost definitely getting disqualified immediately.

  • @Maria___
    @Maria___ Рік тому +9

    I needed a good laugh, thank you nikko 💚💚💚

  • @BentleyBohemian_96
    @BentleyBohemian_96 Рік тому +7

    As a army brat with friends who eventually joined the military im happy to have found you. Military life growing up in and actually living in and through is no joke.😅 it has its times

  • @Scottagious
    @Scottagious Рік тому +11

    Not even five minutes in and I'm dying. Love this content, Nikko

  • @Texas-Steak
    @Texas-Steak Рік тому +3

    You should do some stories about your military career (scariest, coolest, and funniest)

  • @Livi-09
    @Livi-09 Рік тому +5

    The way Nikko moved when he said reverse🤣🤣.

  • @mightknowyou
    @mightknowyou Рік тому

    I like that Nikko has so much energy

  • @ravey_jawzy
    @ravey_jawzy Рік тому +3

    Always a good time when Nikko uploads.👍

  • @SK-ve5wp
    @SK-ve5wp Рік тому

    Watching this while getting ready for work. Made my day better

  • @philmcglen6194
    @philmcglen6194 Рік тому +6

    The only conversation I'd have with a bear in my house would start with a "click clack" 😂

  • @10500042
    @10500042 Рік тому +18

    This is evidence that you never know what's gonna be funny. Niko over here laying down pure gold the entire video and I laugh at him cussing out people for screaming on a 3 foot snow ramp

  • @conservative_Redskin
    @conservative_Redskin Рік тому +6

    9:14 Niko goose stepping like he has done it before.😂

  • @bobbuilder9143
    @bobbuilder9143 Рік тому

    Man had the black tank valve wide open, how its was suppose to go is hook up, run tube to hole in ground open valve and wait, then disconnect and run water from hose though to "rinse out" cap and roll it up then all done. You know i love the content so keep up the fantastic work !!!!!!

  • @brandon4391
    @brandon4391 Рік тому

    Niko and Leon Lush reacting to fails has brought back those 2012 vibe fail comps

  • @js12334
    @js12334 Рік тому +2

    When this vids title appeared in my phone notifications I thought it was a personal attack from someone. Was like "who's starting on me now....oh its youtube" 😂

  • @williamjeffersonclinton69
    @williamjeffersonclinton69 Рік тому

    Only Lawnmower accident I ever had as a landscaper, I took over a neglected account. Also the former landscapers mounted the sprinklers a little too high. So I had to replace several sprinklers when I mowed the overgrown lawn.

  • @ayo_its_ellie
    @ayo_its_ellie Рік тому

    Thanks Nikko for the upload, always look forward to em❤❤❤

  • @TheKrazykris
    @TheKrazykris Рік тому +2

    I once found a large metal spike in my yard with the lawnmower. It happened to be the grounding rod for the house, and it completely destroyed the blade.

  • @gator3138
    @gator3138 Рік тому +1

    Always a good day when Nikko uploads.

  • @ec1032am
    @ec1032am Рік тому

    My lawn mower accident involved baby bunnies... I pay someone else to mow my yard now. My Karma will never recover, and everyone at work loves reminding me, especially around Easter.

  • @Nikkolive
    @Nikkolive Рік тому +2

    Exposed myself with the pole jump 😂😂

  • @railasvuo
    @railasvuo Рік тому

    Always a good time when Nikko uploads!

  • @richwhite875
    @richwhite875 4 місяці тому

    Yo Nikko's face when he imatated the lawnmower kids laugh killed me 😂😂😂

  • @athena8749
    @athena8749 Рік тому

    The music got me so bad😂and Nikko's little dance💀😂

  • @MonumentToSin
    @MonumentToSin Рік тому +1

    1:42 The instructions are literally displayed on the sign right next to him 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @harkfish5500
    @harkfish5500 9 місяців тому

    Eat shit nerd is literally my favorite phrase. In traffic, at the store, to my kids, its just all enconpassing trash talk.

  • @MN_Life45x
    @MN_Life45x Рік тому +1

    I’ve dun the lawnmower thin but with a zero turn and a shop Matt

  • @polisheagl
    @polisheagl Рік тому +1

    Only BANGERS out here

  • @justinrogers6497
    @justinrogers6497 Рік тому

    Lawnmower accidents suck. I spent almost 6 months in physical therapy learning how to walk again.

  • @Biggzgames54-on5qq
    @Biggzgames54-on5qq Рік тому +1

    Do more army training videos pleaseeeee!!

  • @SSXVegeta
    @SSXVegeta Рік тому +2

    I think the anger after a jumpscare is just dependent on how a persons brain reacts to the adrenaline and such. Then its just up to your anger management to chill out.
    Cause I immediately get super pissed whenever someone jumpscares me too, but after about 5 seconds I laugh and have a good time with it too.
    Fight or flight. In some people the 'fight' comes with 'anger'
    A good example, go watch some videos from 'Texas Bushman' who is basically 100% jumpscaring people. Youll usually see people have an extreme fight or flight. Some will go 'you stupid f*ck' but then start laughing and give a high five. Same with people who jump away in fear, they will start laughing and talk to the guy.

  • @MooQuack
    @MooQuack Рік тому

    Haha, that lady begging her brother to backup away from the land slide and he just moves like 2 inches.

  • @general_omega8980
    @general_omega8980 Рік тому +2

    Bro, I was drinking water, and u made that sound. I almost spit the water on my laptop 8:31

  • @nikkoortizshorts
    @nikkoortizshorts Рік тому

    It’s Nikkos demonstrations for me 😅

  • @LionDancingYESS
    @LionDancingYESS Рік тому

    1:09 yeahh.. my parents and and my granddad do lawn work (or did) and my grandad GOT HIS LEG STUCK UNDER THE BIG ASS LAWN MOWER ONCE.. what a bloody scene (he fr went from fighting fires to fighting lawn mowers)

  • @LilLieutenantRicky
    @LilLieutenantRicky Рік тому +2

    My friends dad had a lawn mower accident! He was doing dumb shit with his friends and his pants got caught in the lawn mower! He didnt get hurt but it was hilarious and scary at the same time lol.

  • @haydenlewis7849
    @haydenlewis7849 Рік тому +2

    The title is something I would say to my friend after I throw a science book at him

  • @ambery4685
    @ambery4685 Рік тому

    Oh dear...lol....the car in the flood was still plugged in.😂

  • @djwabe3938
    @djwabe3938 Рік тому

    @3:13 they're speaking Bisaya. At first she was chatting about somebody's sibling, then shouted "Go back! go back!" when the landslide happened.

  • @Taakamancer
    @Taakamancer 9 днів тому

    The old lawnmowers didn't have an automatic blade stop. My uncle put his fingers under to "see if the blade was still spinning". They were able to reattach but he lost all four pretty much at the first knuckle.

  • @brayden2859
    @brayden2859 Рік тому

    Legend says, that quad is still rolling to this day😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lpsStar02
    @lpsStar02 Рік тому

    1:03 was so sincere; I fucking wheezed.

  • @bullie86
    @bullie86 Рік тому +1

    1:10 lawnmower can’t take what a motorcycle already took.

  • @BTarpley805
    @BTarpley805 Рік тому

    Nikko, have you seen the NEW insider video about jungle training? Can't wait to see that RAGE 🫣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @saltyecc1210
    @saltyecc1210 Рік тому

    for 100 million maybe.....
    fire hydrant
    and no not for 1 million
    great video!

  • @FunnyManCS
    @FunnyManCS Рік тому

    I know a person who was in a lawnmower accident when he was a kid. He's now a judge with a hook for a hand.

  • @heatherd0519
    @heatherd0519 Рік тому

    Almost LPN here. Worst mowing accident I’ve seen, we had a diabetic patient who was mowing the lawn in flip-flops! Then waited a MONTH to come to the hospital. They did not get to keep their foot.

  • @ray-garl
    @ray-garl 10 місяців тому

    Lol I wasn't paying attention and I totally thought the goat screaming was nikko. I hit rewind and then seen it was indeed a goat. 😂

  • @Ima_sniperrr-Louisianacowgirl
    @Ima_sniperrr-Louisianacowgirl Рік тому +4

    Thanks for the video and laugh brother brother Nikko you da bestest and never fail to make us laugh, keep sending it with the fantastic work brother brother 😂❤🤘

  • @niaveowl0079
    @niaveowl0079 Рік тому

    That Patrick and Anime meme got me🤣

  • @Rebekah_lyn711
    @Rebekah_lyn711 4 місяці тому

    My worst lawnmower accident was getting stung by wasps while mowing

  • @hunterthomas5801
    @hunterthomas5801 8 місяців тому

    Never seen any significant lawnmower accidents, but I knew a kid whose drunken uncle ran over his foot on a riding mower that led to a transtibial amputation. (Below the knee) Because it happened when he was so young, he grew up with one leg and could move around like a monkey with ninjutsu training. He honestly turned that disability into a super power.

  • @Flowersheepy
    @Flowersheepy Рік тому

    I once got sent to the ER from my lawnmower engine exploding and sending metal shards into my face, im ok now but with some scars and i still love to mow my lawn

  • @DuttonTheDog
    @DuttonTheDog Місяць тому +1

    My friend lost his toe to lawn mowers

  • @xwinter__riderx9155
    @xwinter__riderx9155 Рік тому +1

    That title to the video...

  • @TheTorm3ntor1
    @TheTorm3ntor1 Рік тому +1

    I'll drink it...give me my money!

  • @gre1311
    @gre1311 Рік тому

    That bear just wants a hug 🫂

  • @matthewdunn8847
    @matthewdunn8847 7 місяців тому

    I wont get mad when someone scares me but you cant get mad if I swing during the IMMA DIE moment

  • @neotheangel1968
    @neotheangel1968 Рік тому +1

    6:02 had me on the floor dying 😂😂

    • @Rustydakitty
      @Rustydakitty 11 місяців тому

      I got a clash add when i clicked your comment 😂

    • @neotheangel1968
      @neotheangel1968 11 місяців тому

      @@Rustydakitty lmao

  • @jakesdreed
    @jakesdreed Рік тому

    "Would you drink the water for money?"
    Me- You're goddamn right.

  • @cesarpena8609
    @cesarpena8609 Рік тому +1

    I love it when daddy post

  • @JVKEPLAYZ
    @JVKEPLAYZ Рік тому

    I work as a firefighter i seen some lawnmowers do some crazy stuff

  • @graygh0st
    @graygh0st Рік тому +1

    My dads riding lawnmower shot a rock out the shute and it hit me in the head, it wasnt a big enough rock for a concusion or anything but was big enough to leave a pretty good sized mark

  • @I_saidwhatisaid
    @I_saidwhatisaid Рік тому +1

    I would kick the fire hydrant Bro😂😂😂

  • @yogawithkatharine
    @yogawithkatharine Рік тому +1

    That diarrhea water would have killed me right then and there 💀

  • @SnickC13
    @SnickC13 Рік тому

    Love your content Nikko keep up the great work!

  • @Itsjustmace44
    @Itsjustmace44 Рік тому

    fear factor but in Nikko’s comments 😂

  • @davidfarrens3572
    @davidfarrens3572 Рік тому

    Attach shitter hose, put said shitter hose, in waste thingy, pull shitter hose lever. Let' drain until empty. Close Said shitter valve thingy. Remove shitter hose clean properly and store back in vehicle.

  • @pieter_v.h.3539
    @pieter_v.h.3539 Рік тому +1

    Lol wtf 😂 Nikko we need a Dutch MRE video!

  • @teokasza9414
    @teokasza9414 Рік тому

    Hot rod reference, I like it !

  • @lucasnaidl9006
    @lucasnaidl9006 Рік тому

    Took a rock to the shin when mowing

  • @MiLax16
    @MiLax16 Рік тому

    NGL if my friend failed a jump like that I'm LMAO 🤣🤣

  • @daveraddy3119
    @daveraddy3119 Рік тому +1

    dont get me wrong, but you look like an energy drink, but human. love your content!

  • @smexyapman
    @smexyapman Рік тому

    6:17 I am so happy your take is the same as mine. The dude went full wwe on this lady...

  • @ZombieWilfred
    @ZombieWilfred Рік тому

    I've seen a mower accident. My mom's ex-husband was mowing the lawn drunk and rolled the mower into the steam behind our house WITH THE BLADE GOING and was fine, just a few scratches from thorns. It was pretty funny. I hated that guy, I was so happy when she finally kicked him to the curb...

  • @AndyDrake-FOOKYT
    @AndyDrake-FOOKYT Рік тому

    There's always the darwin award video where the guy blows up the lawnmower with tannerite.
    That's my hometown.

  • @Spyderwithnoleash
    @Spyderwithnoleash Рік тому +1

    Fuck yeah what’s up Nikko!!

  • @rachelpaton
    @rachelpaton Рік тому

    🤣🤣🤣 great idea drink the poop water 🌊 for 100,000 so I could pay for medical bills 🤣🤣
    Sounds like a smart decision 🤣

  • @williamtufts3600
    @williamtufts3600 Рік тому

    Lawnmower accident. Back in the day when we had phone books my dad backed over one on a riding mower. It looked like New York on new years day. Confetti literally covering the whole front yard.

  • @Keirfey
    @Keirfey 5 місяців тому

    Good luck... I don't scare easily. Cruelty isn't always funny, just remember that.

  • @baseball_football1215
    @baseball_football1215 4 місяці тому

    Lawn mower accents I've been ran over by a lawn mower and I'm still alive

  • @dylanjwicklund92
    @dylanjwicklund92 19 днів тому

    My old lawn mower used to explode every once in a while. Like the s*** explodes, it would be on fire and so much. Black smoke would just come out. I knew it would make the loudest sound. That's when I say I'm done for the day.

  • @beastmode8987
    @beastmode8987 Рік тому

    Dude the boat thing: when your truck won’t start and your 12 beers in

  • @feralbunnydonut8495
    @feralbunnydonut8495 Рік тому

    Lol that’s a good goalie sacrificing his face for the team

  • @therealbeast660
    @therealbeast660 Рік тому

    This is an honest to God lawn mower story
    My neighbor called me one summer about 7 years ago and straight up said "i need you to go into my front lawn and find my fingers" this dude was driving himself to the emergency room with his hand wrapped up. I told him on the phone if i find his fingers ill throw up haha. Needless to say the mower mulched the grass very well, also fingers. I call him nubs now.

  • @NkFlw
    @NkFlw 5 місяців тому

    "Beep they be beep and beep beep, beep beep, beep beep, right?"
    - Nikko Ortiz

  • @gregdavis5339
    @gregdavis5339 Рік тому

    I was in a lawnmower accident and lost both my legs below my knees. Happened on Labor Day before I turned 3 in November

  • @blazintroy
    @blazintroy Рік тому

    If you flinched at the rug mower….. you’ve probably exploded something before lmao

  • @lukesbacon
    @lukesbacon 7 місяців тому

    My friend is called 'Jonny Two Toes' thanks to a lawnmower

  • @kcbobbin7739
    @kcbobbin7739 Рік тому

    YOOO Nikko, Business Insider!! How the Army is training soldiers for a war with China!! Do a review!!!!❤❤❤