The only lawn mower accident I have ever seen was when I was a child. My babysitter was mowing her very overgrown lawn and because the main road was right next to her house people used to throw trash onto her yard all the time. This particular time she ran over someone's snapple bottle sending it flying at her leg. She had to get 20 stitches from the glass breaking and hitting her leg and there was blood everywhere.
I have a Euro Mountain Shepharnese. She's 8 months, over 90lbs. She dropped her deuce yesterday, I bent down to pick it up, and about that time she was like SQUIRREL!!!!! I couldn't do anything other than laugh, and hold onto the leash. I'm about 180lbs. That dog dragged my ass about 3-4 feet before I stopped. lmao I just laid there laughing while she was trying to figure out if I was okay. On the plus side, missed the deuce on the way down.
We have legit issues with magpies (birds) in Australia. During nesting they will actually take out eyes or bust your head open, they team up and are vicious.
They remember faces and will target specific people ahaha Pro tip: Feed your local magpies and they will leave you alone as well as bring their kids to meet you. You’ll be the only person who can walk around without issue 😊
I used to try to scare my dad. He warned me not to do it. I stopped when the fist stopped an inch from my nose when I did actually scare him. Turns out doing it to a cop/jail guard/air force sgt who went through a sapper attack wasn't a smart thing. Hindsight......
This happened to my supervisor when I was working landscaping... he was edging, his partner was mowing, hit a pinecone and it ricocheted out from under the mower and hit my supervisor in the eye. He was blind for 3, maybe 4 days before he started to recover his vision.
My lawn mower accident involved baby bunnies... I pay someone else to mow my yard now. My Karma will never recover, and everyone at work loves reminding me, especially around Easter.
@@bycoxtax8562 As someone who has free education and free healthcare, I would do a degree in medicine and do it in a heartbeat, then treat myself immediately
My two stipulations would be I don’t need to swallow (I’ll vomit right away so there’d be no point) and that it’s not going to get me sick. 100k ain’t worth it if I’m risking death and almost definitely getting disqualified immediately.
This is evidence that you never know what's gonna be funny. Niko over here laying down pure gold the entire video and I laugh at him cussing out people for screaming on a 3 foot snow ramp
I once found a large metal spike in my yard with the lawnmower. It happened to be the grounding rod for the house, and it completely destroyed the blade.
Man had the black tank valve wide open, how its was suppose to go is hook up, run tube to hole in ground open valve and wait, then disconnect and run water from hose though to "rinse out" cap and roll it up then all done. You know i love the content so keep up the fantastic work !!!!!!
1:09 yeahh.. my parents and and my granddad do lawn work (or did) and my grandad GOT HIS LEG STUCK UNDER THE BIG ASS LAWN MOWER ONCE.. what a bloody scene (he fr went from fighting fires to fighting lawn mowers)
Only Lawnmower accident I ever had as a landscaper, I took over a neglected account. Also the former landscapers mounted the sprinklers a little too high. So I had to replace several sprinklers when I mowed the overgrown lawn.
As a army brat with friends who eventually joined the military im happy to have found you. Military life growing up in and actually living in and through is no joke.😅 it has its times
My dads riding lawnmower shot a rock out the shute and it hit me in the head, it wasnt a big enough rock for a concusion or anything but was big enough to leave a pretty good sized mark
The old lawnmowers didn't have an automatic blade stop. My uncle put his fingers under to "see if the blade was still spinning". They were able to reattach but he lost all four pretty much at the first knuckle.
My friends dad had a lawn mower accident! He was doing dumb shit with his friends and his pants got caught in the lawn mower! He didnt get hurt but it was hilarious and scary at the same time lol.
Almost LPN here. Worst mowing accident I’ve seen, we had a diabetic patient who was mowing the lawn in flip-flops! Then waited a MONTH to come to the hospital. They did not get to keep their foot.
I had a dog that used to jump on my ride on mower the seat was pretty much a safety switch and it would start up and go and he'd just sit there it was a yorkie funniest shit ever 😂😂😂
Never seen any significant lawnmower accidents, but I knew a kid whose drunken uncle ran over his foot on a riding mower that led to a transtibial amputation. (Below the knee) Because it happened when he was so young, he grew up with one leg and could move around like a monkey with ninjutsu training. He honestly turned that disability into a super power.
I once got sent to the ER from my lawnmower engine exploding and sending metal shards into my face, im ok now but with some scars and i still love to mow my lawn
I've seen a mower accident. My mom's ex-husband was mowing the lawn drunk and rolled the mower into the steam behind our house WITH THE BLADE GOING and was fine, just a few scratches from thorns. It was pretty funny. I hated that guy, I was so happy when she finally kicked him to the curb...
My old lawn mower used to explode every once in a while. Like the s*** explodes, it would be on fire and so much. Black smoke would just come out. I knew it would make the loudest sound. That's when I say I'm done for the day.
9:56 maybe. I might initially try to treat it like a dog i.e. giving it commands like that gal did.😆😆And then just try to scare it away by acting big and loud. 🤷🏻♀️
I think the anger after a jumpscare is just dependent on how a persons brain reacts to the adrenaline and such. Then its just up to your anger management to chill out. Cause I immediately get super pissed whenever someone jumpscares me too, but after about 5 seconds I laugh and have a good time with it too. Fight or flight. In some people the 'fight' comes with 'anger' A good example, go watch some videos from 'Texas Bushman' who is basically 100% jumpscaring people. Youll usually see people have an extreme fight or flight. Some will go 'you stupid f*ck' but then start laughing and give a high five. Same with people who jump away in fear, they will start laughing and talk to the guy.
I was working on my lawn mower thinking I was a badass until I put the f'kng blade on backwards!!😂😂 F'ker shot out the front, thank God!! So I put it on the right way & noticed the f'kng arrows on the damn blade AFTER I f'kd up!!😂😂 Never made that mistake again!!🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️😂😂
Lawnmower accident. Back in the day when we had phone books my dad backed over one on a riding mower. It looked like New York on new years day. Confetti literally covering the whole front yard.
This is an honest to God lawn mower story My neighbor called me one summer about 7 years ago and straight up said "i need you to go into my front lawn and find my fingers" this dude was driving himself to the emergency room with his hand wrapped up. I told him on the phone if i find his fingers ill throw up haha. Needless to say the mower mulched the grass very well, also fingers. I call him nubs now.
I'd likely drink the water for two reasons: 1) it looks like the grey water tank...no solids coming out, and it doesn't look like black water, so there's just shower and dish water in there; and 2) there wasn't any disqualifier for filtering and flavoring that stuff. Give me a good filter and some Crystal Light and it's game on.
A little late to the party but: When I was a teenager my dad and uncle were mowing the yard. I was picking up sticks and whatnot. Dad runs over some hidden bailing wire which shoots across the yard and hits me in the chest. Luckily it was only about three inches long, hit the ribs and turned. I was going to pull it out myself, but they took me to the ER. Fun times
Thanks for the video and laugh brother brother Nikko you da bestest and never fail to make us laugh, keep sending it with the fantastic work brother brother 😂❤🤘
Nikko: My lighting messed up so now I got white face. Me with permanent white face: Sooo... first time? For the questions hell no I wouldn't drink that no matter what ya paid me and I would 100% take a hit from a hydrant to the shin, I mean I've already done it once before while skating what's a second time at this point am I right? Haven't had a bear run up into my place yet but.... I have had a gator do that and well.... he was properly ventilated by time he left.
My lawnmower accident was slipping on a bank...resulting in pulling a tendon in my leg to where I couldn't lift my toes and had to drag my left foot like a cripple for 6 months before it healed
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Can all agree when we see Nico's little icon on our device our day gets a whole lot better
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Damn straight
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Agreed
The only lawn mower accident I have ever seen was when I was a child. My babysitter was mowing her very overgrown lawn and because the main road was right next to her house people used to throw trash onto her yard all the time. This particular time she ran over someone's snapple bottle sending it flying at her leg. She had to get 20 stitches from the glass breaking and hitting her leg and there was blood everywhere.
I'm sorry you had to witness that
GOD DAMN
I have a Euro Mountain Shepharnese. She's 8 months, over 90lbs. She dropped her deuce yesterday, I bent down to pick it up, and about that time she was like SQUIRREL!!!!! I couldn't do anything other than laugh, and hold onto the leash. I'm about 180lbs. That dog dragged my ass about 3-4 feet before I stopped. lmao I just laid there laughing while she was trying to figure out if I was okay. On the plus side, missed the deuce on the way down.
We have legit issues with magpies (birds) in Australia. During nesting they will actually take out eyes or bust your head open, they team up and are vicious.
Color me impressed that Australians aren't armed 24/7. I don't have Paul Hogan's skills, I'd need a firearm just to get my mail.
Is that why you guys are so good at cricket?
They remember faces and will target specific people ahaha
Pro tip: Feed your local magpies and they will leave you alone as well as bring their kids to meet you. You’ll be the only person who can walk around without issue 😊
I used to try to scare my dad. He warned me not to do it. I stopped when the fist stopped an inch from my nose when I did actually scare him. Turns out doing it to a cop/jail guard/air force sgt who went through a sapper attack wasn't a smart thing. Hindsight......
This happened to my supervisor when I was working landscaping... he was edging, his partner was mowing, hit a pinecone and it ricocheted out from under the mower and hit my supervisor in the eye. He was blind for 3, maybe 4 days before he started to recover his vision.
My lawn mower accident involved baby bunnies... I pay someone else to mow my yard now. My Karma will never recover, and everyone at work loves reminding me, especially around Easter.
9:14 Niko goose stepping like he has done it before.😂
As a person that works around the sewer $100,000 would maybe cover the medical😂
As someone with free healthcare i would do it in a heartbeat
@@bycoxtax8562lmao
@@bycoxtax8562 As someone who has free education and free healthcare, I would do a degree in medicine and do it in a heartbeat, then treat myself immediately
If ICU isn’t involved.
My two stipulations would be I don’t need to swallow (I’ll vomit right away so there’d be no point) and that it’s not going to get me sick. 100k ain’t worth it if I’m risking death and almost definitely getting disqualified immediately.
1:42 The instructions are literally displayed on the sign right next to him 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@3:13 they're speaking Bisaya. At first she was chatting about somebody's sibling, then shouted "Go back! go back!" when the landslide happened.
Bro, I was drinking water, and u made that sound. I almost spit the water on my laptop 8:31
Not even five minutes in and I'm dying. Love this content, Nikko
Which fail made you laugh the most? 😂
I needed a good laugh, thank you nikko 💚💚💚
This is evidence that you never know what's gonna be funny. Niko over here laying down pure gold the entire video and I laugh at him cussing out people for screaming on a 3 foot snow ramp
The only conversation I'd have with a bear in my house would start with a "click clack" 😂
1:03 was so sincere; I fucking wheezed.
The way Nikko moved when he said reverse🤣🤣.
Too much 😂
6:02 had me on the floor dying 😂😂
I got a clash add when i clicked your comment 😂
@@Rustydakitty lmao
1:10 lawnmower can’t take what a motorcycle already took.
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Loved watching this live. Great to see it again. :)
All your content never gets old.
I once found a large metal spike in my yard with the lawnmower. It happened to be the grounding rod for the house, and it completely destroyed the blade.
9:01 bro because you actually can die from that shit your organs just dont let you breath sometime when you fall like this or your just instant dead
Man had the black tank valve wide open, how its was suppose to go is hook up, run tube to hole in ground open valve and wait, then disconnect and run water from hose though to "rinse out" cap and roll it up then all done. You know i love the content so keep up the fantastic work !!!!!!
1:09 yeahh.. my parents and and my granddad do lawn work (or did) and my grandad GOT HIS LEG STUCK UNDER THE BIG ASS LAWN MOWER ONCE.. what a bloody scene (he fr went from fighting fires to fighting lawn mowers)
I’ve dun the lawnmower thin but with a zero turn and a shop Matt
Exposed myself with the pole jump 😂😂
uh ohhhh! 😅
For real 😂
Yo Nikko's face when he imatated the lawnmower kids laugh killed me 😂😂😂
Bro it’s always so funny when nerds get hurt. Thank you Nikko for the content keep sending it
We gotta laugh at these things 😅
Only Lawnmower accident I ever had as a landscaper, I took over a neglected account. Also the former landscapers mounted the sprinklers a little too high. So I had to replace several sprinklers when I mowed the overgrown lawn.
As a army brat with friends who eventually joined the military im happy to have found you. Military life growing up in and actually living in and through is no joke.😅 it has its times
My dads riding lawnmower shot a rock out the shute and it hit me in the head, it wasnt a big enough rock for a concusion or anything but was big enough to leave a pretty good sized mark
The old lawnmowers didn't have an automatic blade stop. My uncle put his fingers under to "see if the blade was still spinning". They were able to reattach but he lost all four pretty much at the first knuckle.
Eat shit nerd is literally my favorite phrase. In traffic, at the store, to my kids, its just all enconpassing trash talk.
I like that Nikko has so much energy
My friends dad had a lawn mower accident! He was doing dumb shit with his friends and his pants got caught in the lawn mower! He didnt get hurt but it was hilarious and scary at the same time lol.
oooh lucky he didn't get killed yo!
Wow!
I know a person who was in a lawnmower accident when he was a kid. He's now a judge with a hook for a hand.
Nikko would be the best person to hang out with
You should do some stories about your military career (scariest, coolest, and funniest)
Haha, that lady begging her brother to backup away from the land slide and he just moves like 2 inches.
7:09 bro trying to be James Bond
Oh dear...lol....the car in the flood was still plugged in.😂
My friend lost his toe to lawn mowers
Watching this while getting ready for work. Made my day better
Yessss getting you ready for the day 😂
I work as a firefighter i seen some lawnmowers do some crazy stuff
Almost LPN here. Worst mowing accident I’ve seen, we had a diabetic patient who was mowing the lawn in flip-flops! Then waited a MONTH to come to the hospital. They did not get to keep their foot.
I had a dog that used to jump on my ride on mower the seat was pretty much a safety switch and it would start up and go and he'd just sit there it was a yorkie funniest shit ever 😂😂😂
Lawnmower accidents suck. I spent almost 6 months in physical therapy learning how to walk again.
Niko and Leon Lush reacting to fails has brought back those 2012 vibe fail comps
Lol I wasn't paying attention and I totally thought the goat screaming was nikko. I hit rewind and then seen it was indeed a goat. 😂
7:26 that’s kinda cool! I would try to pet it not gonna lie. Although it would most likely end in me getting attacked 😆
Legend says, that quad is still rolling to this day😂😂😂😂😂
Never seen any significant lawnmower accidents, but I knew a kid whose drunken uncle ran over his foot on a riding mower that led to a transtibial amputation. (Below the knee) Because it happened when he was so young, he grew up with one leg and could move around like a monkey with ninjutsu training. He honestly turned that disability into a super power.
Thanks Nikko for the upload, always look forward to em❤❤❤
Always a good time when Nikko uploads.👍
Yeah
Always!!
I would kick the fire hydrant Bro😂😂😂
I once got sent to the ER from my lawnmower engine exploding and sending metal shards into my face, im ok now but with some scars and i still love to mow my lawn
The music got me so bad😂and Nikko's little dance💀😂
That one got me 😂
6:47 bro thinks it’s gta
Black bears are actually can get very scared if you act big and menacing
1:20 is Scott Sterling as a child, I knew he was always the greatest goaltender that ever lived!
I've seen a mower accident. My mom's ex-husband was mowing the lawn drunk and rolled the mower into the steam behind our house WITH THE BLADE GOING and was fine, just a few scratches from thorns. It was pretty funny. I hated that guy, I was so happy when she finally kicked him to the curb...
I wont get mad when someone scares me but you cant get mad if I swing during the IMMA DIE moment
0:58 my mom was mowing the lawn and a rock went through the window lol
The title is something I would say to my friend after I throw a science book at him
friend 😂
My old lawn mower used to explode every once in a while. Like the s*** explodes, it would be on fire and so much. Black smoke would just come out. I knew it would make the loudest sound. That's when I say I'm done for the day.
That Patrick and Anime meme got me🤣
9:56 maybe. I might initially try to treat it like a dog i.e. giving it commands like that gal did.😆😆And then just try to scare it away by acting big and loud. 🤷🏻♀️
I think the anger after a jumpscare is just dependent on how a persons brain reacts to the adrenaline and such. Then its just up to your anger management to chill out.
Cause I immediately get super pissed whenever someone jumpscares me too, but after about 5 seconds I laugh and have a good time with it too.
Fight or flight. In some people the 'fight' comes with 'anger'
A good example, go watch some videos from 'Texas Bushman' who is basically 100% jumpscaring people. Youll usually see people have an extreme fight or flight. Some will go 'you stupid f*ck' but then start laughing and give a high five. Same with people who jump away in fear, they will start laughing and talk to the guy.
🤣🤣🤣 great idea drink the poop water 🌊 for 100,000 so I could pay for medical bills 🤣🤣
Sounds like a smart decision 🤣
"Would you drink the water for money?"
Me- You're goddamn right.
6:17 I am so happy your take is the same as mine. The dude went full wwe on this lady...
That bear just wants a hug 🫂
Lawn mower accents I've been ran over by a lawn mower and I'm still alive
I'll drink it...give me my money!
Nooooo
"Beep they be beep and beep beep, beep beep, beep beep, right?"
- Nikko Ortiz
It’s Nikkos demonstrations for me 😅
NGL if my friend failed a jump like that I'm LMAO 🤣🤣
I was working on my lawn mower thinking I was a badass until I put the f'kng blade on backwards!!😂😂
F'ker shot out the front, thank God!! So I put it on the right way & noticed the f'kng arrows on the damn blade AFTER I f'kd up!!😂😂
Never made that mistake again!!🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️😂😂
dont get me wrong, but you look like an energy drink, but human. love your content!
yes.....yes i would lol, money is fucking money and i know my worth 🤣
If you flinched at the rug mower….. you’ve probably exploded something before lmao
I haven't seen a lawn mower accident but I've seen a chainsaw accident lol
My worst lawnmower accident was getting stung by wasps while mowing
Lawnmower accident. Back in the day when we had phone books my dad backed over one on a riding mower. It looked like New York on new years day. Confetti literally covering the whole front yard.
This is an honest to God lawn mower story
My neighbor called me one summer about 7 years ago and straight up said "i need you to go into my front lawn and find my fingers" this dude was driving himself to the emergency room with his hand wrapped up. I told him on the phone if i find his fingers ill throw up haha. Needless to say the mower mulched the grass very well, also fingers. I call him nubs now.
I'd likely drink the water for two reasons: 1) it looks like the grey water tank...no solids coming out, and it doesn't look like black water, so there's just shower and dish water in there; and 2) there wasn't any disqualifier for filtering and flavoring that stuff. Give me a good filter and some Crystal Light and it's game on.
A little late to the party but: When I was a teenager my dad and uncle were mowing the yard. I was picking up sticks and whatnot. Dad runs over some hidden bailing wire which shoots across the yard and hits me in the chest. Luckily it was only about three inches long, hit the ribs and turned. I was going to pull it out myself, but they took me to the ER. Fun times
Thanks for the video and laugh brother brother Nikko you da bestest and never fail to make us laugh, keep sending it with the fantastic work brother brother 😂❤🤘
Sniper!!!!
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Marie and sniper!!!
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Dude the boat thing: when your truck won’t start and your 12 beers in
Nikko: My lighting messed up so now I got white face.
Me with permanent white face: Sooo... first time?
For the questions hell no I wouldn't drink that no matter what ya paid me and I would 100% take a hit from a hydrant to the shin, I mean I've already done it once before while skating what's a second time at this point am I right?
Haven't had a bear run up into my place yet but.... I have had a gator do that and well.... he was properly ventilated by time he left.
That bear will definitely meet a couple slugs loll
Always a good time when Nikko uploads!
You be drinking hahahahaha don't worry. We do too
All a bear would hear is *click clack* "get back you'ont know me like dat"
My lawnmower accident was slipping on a bank...resulting in pulling a tendon in my leg to where I couldn't lift my toes and had to drag my left foot like a cripple for 6 months before it healed
Only BANGERS out here
God luck trying to scare me. I rarely get scared if ever I honestly can't remember the last time I was scared. 🤣😝
There's always the darwin award video where the guy blows up the lawnmower with tannerite.
That's my hometown.