My biggest vehicle accident is hitting ice while driving which caused me to drive in the ditch and hit a huge hill while going 80mph. My vehicle launched really high in the air and it landed on the front right tier. I got a major concussion, broken ribs, internal bruising from the shoulders down, a punctured lung the other lung collapsed, shattered spine, my throat clossed, a shattered nose, and I was in a coma for 2 weeks. In other words I almost died the doctors said I shouldn't be alive
When assigned to a truck it normally has its height listed on paperwork, you also have to know how heavy your load is We have a covered bridge in our little town. People kept hitting it with trucks. So the town had a warning bar installed. It’s been hit 6 times and only has been up 3yrs.
My worst accident would be a couple years back when I rolled my quarter ton F150 like 4 times and a good 50 feet into a corn field, I walked out with only 2 bruises, I thank god every night for keeping me here.
Nikko be critiquing the cracks in someone’s windshield but won’t fix his own either 😂 the guy landing on the car after his bike was hit was insane and shockingly enough, that’s not the first time I’ve see that happen 😅
You really inspire me cuz I want to be a veterinarian when I grow up you and the cool UA-camr and you are narrator really inspire me cuz your veterans which is really cool to me my great-grandpa was in the military which was another really inspiring thing for me
2:27 AYO NIKKO PAUSE, THAT'S A BABY SWING DAWG😂😂😅 P.s. 9:34 who remembers buses with the spinning platform with chairs in the middle. I miss them so much😢
Motorcycle accident 12 ish years back, F250 crossed double lines while texting and hit me straight on. 6 months in ICU medically induced coma and 1 shoulder replacement and leg amputation late and boom still here lol
The wildfire shit is crazy AF...I saw wildfire on the opposite hill adjacent to where i live and with the smoke coming from it was facing in my direction so west to south, southeast in so cal...it also made the NEWS. The NEWS said that the containment level was like next to zero percent, while everyone that lived nearby had to evacuate to the high school I went to....btw this happened in 2018
Totaled a 2018 Chevrolet Silverado LT. spun out going 45-50 ish in traffic in torrential rain. ABS locked up and it was actually a defect in recall. Was fun when You get that one second to acknowledge what is going to happen to you, fuck the repercussions tho
my worst car accident was when i was about 8 years old. my dad was driving down a straight road towards the sun at about 55-60mph. the road was a dead end and we slammed into the cement wall at the end. he said he couldnt see the wall cuz the sun was to bright
Never had a big accident, but my dad got a speeding ticket when I was in the car one time and being a little snitch I was at five years old, I told my mom. They argued for hours, but there’s not much different than a normal day in the house now
hey nikko i just signed up for the military. the recruiter said right after basic training im going straight to sniper school!!! had to sign some paper that said i was going to be water purification specialist or something but he said im fs going to sniper school
Where I'm from they give tickets for running trucks under low overpasses and causing damage. I've had to recover a couple big rigs where they actually arrested the driver for not reading the signs saying " hey dumba$$, if your truck is taller than 13 feet turn it around."
My biggest crash that I have had was when I was younger my grandparents found me a bike that was quite old and I took it for a ride but when I stood up while riding the big the wooden handles came out and basically my entire knee was cut open and I could see my bones or knee cap
My biggest vehical accident happend 4 days ago when my grandma hit 3 other cars and a guard rale on I 93 near Andover MA everyone was lucky to walk away from it but the car is totaled and the worst part is we are on vacation i live 2800 miles from where i am now and it was not even our car we were borrowing it from my grandpa
My worst car accident that I responded to as a firefighter was a trike v truck the driver impaled his head on a ball hitch at 60mph and the passenger was launched 20 ft into a field amputated her leg at the knee foot still in her boot neither had protective gear and bot died the passenger died due to blood loss and the driver died on impact
Imagine being Nikko's neighbor, just hearing him scream obscenities all the time.
FUUUUucccCcCcKkkkKkkkKkKkKk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You ever live in an appartment lol
what do you think would happen if they said something
These UA-cam guidelines are making me wish they had a real competitor to keep them in check.
If I’m being brutally honest….this guy gone be hurtin lmfao 😂
pain is a cleanser...pain is a cleanser!
Hi nikko
Nikko needs his own TV show
Fr bro
Agreed
Agreed!
Tru though
Yes
Thanks!
My biggest vehicle accident is hitting ice while driving which caused me to drive in the ditch and hit a huge hill while going 80mph. My vehicle launched really high in the air and it landed on the front right tier. I got a major concussion, broken ribs, internal bruising from the shoulders down, a punctured lung the other lung collapsed, shattered spine, my throat clossed, a shattered nose, and I was in a coma for 2 weeks. In other words I almost died the doctors said I shouldn't be alive
Damn someone’s watching over you
We are all walking our own green mile
imagine lying and thinking ur cool and that we beliiev u
Nice!
@@Andrea-ox1vz you are more than welcome to prove it false.
Love these!! People are so lucky. You’re always so entertaining to watch!!
youtube moderation is getting ridiculous. we need to stop sheltering our youth, guns and accidents are real things.
Oh no no. Those things are too scarewiee. Might as well let the youth continue watching sexualized Minecraft fart cartoons made for "kids".
😅
Well said my man
Why is there even a UA-cam Kids if they treat everyone like kids?
So true
2:07 That's a ČD 753! We call them "Brejlovec" (literally "Goggleman") here in Czechia, 'cause the windows look like goggles.
I can’t be the only one who has to keep rewinding to see what nikko is responding to because I enjoy his response more 😂😂😂😂😂
These videos are always fun to watch!! Hope everyone is okay!! 😬🫣
cant even watch em with him with that blur shit.
No alll at very dead
I am never leaving the house again! Sometimes i don't understand people!
Another great video. Thanks Nikko! 💙
See you on twitch!
That dog exits on the exact same frame the car hits!🤣pause around 5:09
When assigned to a truck it normally has its height listed on paperwork, you also have to know how heavy your load is
We have a covered bridge in our little town. People kept hitting it with trucks. So the town had a warning bar installed. It’s been hit 6 times and only has been up 3yrs.
These make my day better please keep doing what you do.
Yes!! Which was your favourite fail?
@@nikkoortizshorts when the van did a J turn and launched the biker
My worst accident would be a couple years back when I rolled my quarter ton F150 like 4 times and a good 50 feet into a corn field, I walked out with only 2 bruises, I thank god every night for keeping me here.
Nikko be critiquing the cracks in someone’s windshield but won’t fix his own either 😂 the guy landing on the car after his bike was hit was insane and shockingly enough, that’s not the first time I’ve see that happen 😅
The crack in the windshield gives it personality😂😭
Why does he kinda look like Lil Malibu
@@Haidenmelton52 Lip Mabu?
You really inspire me cuz I want to be a veterinarian when I grow up you and the cool UA-camr and you are narrator really inspire me cuz your veterans which is really cool to me my great-grandpa was in the military which was another really inspiring thing for me
2:27 AYO NIKKO PAUSE, THAT'S A BABY SWING DAWG😂😂😅
P.s. 9:34 who remembers buses with the spinning platform with chairs in the middle. I miss them so much😢
I fall asleep to you yelling “AHHHH
My biggest vehicle accident is when a male deer ran into the road in Wisconsin Dells and hit the car with his antlers.
It's called whiskey throttle. It's when people pull back on the handle bars. But forget that's where the gas is when you twist the grip.😅
Thanks brother brother for the video and laugh, Nikko you da bestest and never fail to make the day better, keep sending it brother brother ❤😂🤘
Tbh I love bucked up, it's a coincidence that when u sponsor it I'm drinking it🤣
Hey Sniper! How are you doing?
@@nikkoortizshortsgood brother brother how are u
Motorcycle accident 12 ish years back, F250 crossed double lines while texting and hit me straight on. 6 months in ICU medically induced coma and 1 shoulder replacement and leg amputation late and boom still here lol
2:09 that train looks like if it could talk, it would say "i like trains"
5:47 I can’t when he uses this meme 😂
@2:20 OMFG, no way! That's in Nashville lmao 🤣🤣🤣
Eta: Nashvillian here, if u couldn't tell by my reaction lol
Haha aye the Ryder truck that went under the short bridge and messed the truck up is in my city. Louisville Kentucky. 😂
The wildfire shit is crazy AF...I saw wildfire on the opposite hill adjacent to where i live and with the smoke coming from it was facing in my direction so west to south, southeast in so cal...it also made the NEWS. The NEWS said that the containment level was like next to zero percent, while everyone that lived nearby had to evacuate to the high school I went to....btw this happened in 2018
Hey Ortiz. The boat repair. $3500 if a glass resin repair and up to $9500 for carbon fiber\
You've made my day I just lost my brother and I just had to laugh
ooh i'm sorry. i lost a sister in 2011 so i know that feeling.,regards and prayers!
Love your videos, Nikko keep up the amazing work❤❤❤
Okay but the man that straight up landed on a car 😳
3:36 B.O.A.T = Bust out another thousand, bro 😮
YO! Imagine being dead ass asleep and that shit happen to you! Just wake up to a JEEP in your face! That's crazy man.
Thank u love your content please keep up good work
Hell yeah! Which was your fav fail?
1:41 I know this exact place where this happened it is in ca Mojave desert near Ransburg
“ cops be like nah screw braking my windshield, imma just run this one over” 😂😂😂
100% 😂
@@nikkoortizshorts lol
The bus one just makes me wonder if nikko has seen the one where a bloke gets hit by a bus the heads to the pub
"is this the handicap spot?" 🤣🤣🤣
1:12 why is the truck like that?
We can’t even watch wrecks, so much for freedom
I love bucked up they got that pop flavor on point 👌
Good stuff man I love it! Give him, lol just me something to entertain me in my truck.
The red bull arch one is called soap box racing it’s really funny to watch as nearly everyone fails
Totaled a 2018 Chevrolet Silverado LT. spun out going 45-50 ish in traffic in torrential rain. ABS locked up and it was actually a defect in recall. Was fun when You get that one second to acknowledge what is going to happen to you, fuck the repercussions tho
Hey bro can we get some military videos (fails,TikTok’s, etc.) thanks, keep up the great content!!!
I love not knowing wtf is happening on the screen
Editor 3:46 you’re awesome 😆🦈
Look at my big old tricycle 😂😂😂
0:48 that’s in key west that’s the championship
this got me bucked up
4:30 bro that back car was on a mission bro. Literally swerved to where the car with camera were going
Black car*
Nikko i was wondering what car do you have?
love the vids😄😄
my worst car accident was when i was about 8 years old. my dad was driving down a straight road towards the sun at about 55-60mph. the road was a dead end and we slammed into the cement wall at the end. he said he couldnt see the wall cuz the sun was to bright
Actully love your videos W
"you sure that's why?" 💀 💀 💀
He do fr 🎉
Nikko starts hitting the table.
Gwen Stefani: Uh-huh, this my *spit.
Niko is the funniest yt ever
Never had a big accident, but my dad got a speeding ticket when I was in the car one time and being a little snitch I was at five years old, I told my mom. They argued for hours, but there’s not much different than a normal day in the house now
hey nikko i just signed up for the military. the recruiter said right after basic training im going straight to sniper school!!! had to sign some paper that said i was going to be water purification specialist or something but he said im fs going to sniper school
My worst wreck was on a dirt bike. I broke my wrist, collar bone, and almost all the ribs on my left side
Where I'm from they give tickets for running trucks under low overpasses and causing damage. I've had to recover a couple big rigs where they actually arrested the driver for not reading the signs saying " hey dumba$$, if your truck is taller than 13 feet turn it around."
Why did you blur the videos
The great quote from donut "hey look butterflies fucking"
I would be so scared if I was on a car like that moterist!! I love your videos so much!! They make laugh so much
For real! So crazy! Which was your favourite fail?
@@nikkoortizshortsI DIDNT EXPECT YOU TO ANSWER OMG!!! My favorite was the motorcycle one!!
Can you start an uncensored channel?
Watching your stream rn as well just wanna say keep up the funny content
All the blurrrs lol
Next we should see some party/construction fails, would absolutely watch
Agreed!
Editor you’re fuckin incredible! True MVP!
Love the vids
My car crash fail is me hitting my house in reverse 😅
My biggest vehicle crash was being T-boned and rolling in a 25mph speed limit area
He should write a book
He do fr😊
This will be fire
It IS! Let me know which fail was your favourite 😂
time in video 6:47, i swear those got to be jinco jeans... it was big in the 90's according to google.
Yo that motorcycle guy wanted a free ride cause the gas prices
Why is everything blurred out
because yt wants it censored
The Friday drops 😍
YESSSSS SIR
Just over a minute in I switched to go watch this on Rumble for uncensored but it wasn't uploaded :/ (yet(?))
I crashed three weeks after I got my permit lol 😂 totaled both cars involved, but luckily no one was hurt haha
That’s rough buddy 😂
So we’re blurring everything now days?
My biggest crash that I have had was when I was younger my grandparents found me a bike that was quite old and I took it for a ride but when I stood up while riding the big the wooden handles came out and basically my entire knee was cut open and I could see my bones or knee cap
Nikko, you seen the NEW insider video on jungle training? I could see you being chill like #23
Bro I love Nikkos videos. Would love to see more dead island 2 on the gaming channel
4:57 imagine he was changing lol
You know UA-cam is doing the most when every video is blurred out
Can someone please explain why Nikko says 'Eskimo' like that? I do not understand the reference.
Hell yeah the video I wanted to see
Joooo that's just a dragon energy drink with a different name😮😮😮😮
Man did you see that one blur do something? Or that other blur that did something I'm assuming. That was cool.
I’ve seen vacation like 30 days ago
The pants were like the 90s JNCO Jeans lol
My biggest vehical accident happend 4 days ago when my grandma hit 3 other cars and a guard rale on I 93 near Andover MA everyone was lucky to walk away from it but the car is totaled and the worst part is we are on vacation i live 2800 miles from where i am now and it was not even our car we were borrowing it from my grandpa
My worst car accident that I responded to as a firefighter was a trike v truck the driver impaled his head on a ball hitch at 60mph and the passenger was launched 20 ft into a field amputated her leg at the knee foot still in her boot neither had protective gear and bot died the passenger died due to blood loss and the driver died on impact
Why is all the accidents blurred Nikko…..X-game mode censored…..🤯