@@@assymcgee8773 what up Assy McGee, I've seen your comments on all types of rap battles and battle rap bloggers, thanks for the comment! You should start uploading content, I got some videos up in my page, anyway, good looking out, have a good day, peace and one love ✌❤
They said free Barabbas, and crucify Jesus. So, did you really think these rhymes are just to please us? Listen here bro, let us all get this straight, if you really wanna please God, are you willing to follow Job's faith? As they looked around the Ark at the water rising, all Noah and his family could do for the unbelievers was simply start sympathizing. When its all said and done, what are you gonna do? Are you gonna be able to stand before God and say, this life I lived for you? One day this life will come to an end, and will you stand in hell for the life you lived and say I wish I would have never sinned? All you have to do is say forgive me father for I have sinned, and Jesus is Lord! Help me to live my life for you in agreement with my fellow believers, in one mind and one accord! One day that trumpet will sound! My God My God my feet shall leave the ground!! ☝🙏🙌 Jesus is Lord and He is coming back soon!! You better be ready, He will come in like a typhoon! I love you all 🤗
I like how they basically group critisize each of the lines afterwards lmao! Not just funny but a really, really nice touch taking care of potential confusion on whether it's ok to say things like that to someone.
“I believe God can do anything... since he made a donkey talk twice! 😂😂😂
"He can say that, donkey's in the Bible" 💀💀
He got em there lol.
Same
Isn't it cool when you read the comment exactly when they say it?
😂😂
are we all ignoring that this was filmed in a chick fil a parking lot??
In the day time. . .
And what's wrong with Chick-fil-A
That was what I was coming here to comment
Was this an ad for the company?
@@ministacue7073 YEZ FINALLY SOME ONE PAID ATTENTION TO THE VIDEO
"I'm on Christian Mingle! I'm on Christian Mingle!" 😂
He's got an account
"Your rhymes as about as good as John Crist is funny"
Dannggggggg double roast baby!
He said that as soon as i seen this comment lml
He said that as soon as I read his comment to what a double coincidence 🙏🙌🙏🙌🙏🙌🙏
@@stevenvialpando8365 That's great! Lol
lol I love his videos.
"I believe God can do anything- cause he made donkeys talk twice!" 😂😂😂
Read this literally as the video played the line lol
😂! Homeboy attacked him talkin bout, “my grandma a Calvinist!” Lol.
John Crist funny though...😆
😂 Don't you talk about his grannie!🤣
This was so corny but funny at the same time
Jb Moves I was thinking the same thing 😂
Thats the point.
Facts bro.
Oop...he said he on Christian Mingle 😮😆
😆😅
Shussh it
this was lowkey fire
It was!😂😂😂💀
🤔
Fire rhymes with desire.
@johnbcrist you gonna take that bro??😂😂
He needs to watch it 😭
He ended that man's whole Christian Mingle account with that one.
"I'm on Christian Mingle. I got an account." 😂😭😂😭
"HE"S GOT CHRISTIAN MINGLE! HE"S GOT CHRISTIAN MINGLE!" Lol that one got me XD
Yeah
My *Grandma's* Calvinists!!!
“I heard you was depressed, what’re you? A calvinist?” Ohh nooo 😂😂😂
I don’t get that- how does being depressed relate to being a calvinist?
@@KyreynaRamirez-Relleno-ct8tw Would be sad to have such a screwed up outlook on life.
REEBOK SHIRT DUDE SWAPPED SIDES LIKE 5 TIMES!!! 🔁
Maybe he's supposed to be the lukewarm Christian?
HaveMindWillWander oh that's goooooood...he should know all about spitting then LOL
Maybe he's got an identical twin 👬
Gotta be careful with those friends that be switching
Like atheists to Christians and ‘Ladies’ to Bitches.
1:14 The funniest thing about this is last year Shama and John partnered together to do the church tour thing 😂😂😂
"no no no no no man. He's got an ACCOUNT!" 😂😂
This is HILARIOUS 🤣😂🤣
"Aye my grandmother's a Calvinist." At the end...😝. Funny!
😆😅
HAHAHA!!! "My grandma's calvanist!" 2:48
That depressed calvinist rhyme had me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Same hahahaha!!😂😂😂💀
Not gonna lie had me too shama is too much sometimes
Is that an actual thing? I thought calvanists were the most joyful!
It was bout to be more than a rap battle when Grandma was thrown in the mix 😂
😆😅
"He ain't my neighbor, he ain't my neighbor"😂
I LOVE IT! The donkey, John Crist, Calvinist... the whole thing 😂😂😂
These guys got more bars and flow than all the mainstream rappers combined 🙌
This was apart of my youth pastor’s Sunday school lesson. He had the whole youth group laughing. 😂
Never bring up Calvin unless you're looking for a fight yo.
The guy in the reebok shirt kept switching sides😂😂😂
The donkey talk twice one is 🔥
"Ahw my grandma's a Calvinist!"
“That IS scary! That _is_ scary!”
This is the best thing ever recommended to me by UA-cam
That making a donkey twice line was actually pretty slick
Mom's spaghetti? Eminem up in here
The reactions to every roast just keep gettig better and better! 😂😂😂 I really enjoyed those lol!
💯
Why can't I have this much fun at Chic-Fil-A? LOL
Yooo he roasted john crist!!
“My grandmas a Calvinist” is top tier comedy!
I love that they did it in the parking lot of a Chick Fil A 😂😂😂
"what are you a Calvinist?" that and the john crist one had me laughing
Best part: "My Grandma's a Calvinist!" *goes flying across the screen on the attack*
I'm on Christian Mingle !!!! lol Donkey is in the Bible hahaha You guys are great!
When you have church at 12:00 and you're using your time usefully.
My favorite line was the Samson line, that was fire even I want to use it.
ITS LIT.... sharing this everywhere, including to my non-christian squad.
This is one of my favorite videos now.
I NEED ANOTHER ONE OF THESE IN MY LIFE!!!! FIIIIIIRE!!!!
Niceeeee 👍😂 Where’s the other one?? Pls make it!! 🙏😩
*guy in background*"My grandma a Calvinist!"
I think this is my favorite video on all of UA-cam
This is amazing!
I give this 5 mics and 5 loaves!! 😂😂😂😂😂 good stuff fellas
5 mics and 5 "subs" lol...
Why on earth am i only finding this now? UA-cam thou has failed me!!!
"My grandma was a Calvinist"... I'm dead lmao
John Crist!!! I can't. I can't. TOO FUNNY!
😆😅
"Sweet dolla tea from McDonald's, I drink dat. Supa Hot Fire, I spit dat. Two and a Half Men, I WATCH DAT!"
“My GRANDMA’S CALVINIST!!” Hahahahah
*where is A. Ward, Th3 Saga, Street Hymns and LOSO!!?*
Lol!!!! They don't know bout that
You stole my comment and snuck into the future! I was thinking this was like award vs the saga this whole time
@@@namesake7139 word, they gonna learn soon though, 4 Horsemen been cookin
@@@assymcgee8773 what up Assy McGee, I've seen your comments on all types of rap battles and battle rap bloggers, thanks for the comment! You should start uploading content, I got some videos up in my page, anyway, good looking out, have a good day, peace and one love ✌❤
Zach Van Harris JR appreciate u bro stay on the lookout ill try to upload more
This ain't a battle rap this is Dr Seuss 💀
Where’s the second one???? I’m gonna make my own if you don’t post another 😅
this was so good im sharing with my youth group
This is so cool and funny. This is how you reach the lost!!!
"my grandma a Calvinist" LOL
haha bride of Crist
These guys were influenced by that guy who raps "Jesus Christ is My N***a" and it shows.
"What are you? A Calvinist?"😂😂😂
this got into my recommended
That was really good! Praise God for these youths
WE NEED PART 2
*Smack URL has entered the chat looking for next PG class recruits* 👀
1:09 hey I feel like this rhyme could go ether way.If you think John Crist is funny that’s a compliment if you don’t then it’s an insult.
Creativity is the center of comedy 👏👏👏
This good natured fun battle rapping makes me happy!!!!
This video might blow up bro...
this needs more views
Oh, that was fun.
Yo .. they got some bars here 😲😂😂😂
This was awesome! Nice work lads.
this was low key tight Haha
My grandmas Calvinist! 😂😂😂
Straight up painfully funny, can't help but laugh at it.
hahaha, love this video you should make a part 2 like so he makes a part 2!!!
That’s kind of hilarious
They said free Barabbas, and crucify Jesus. So, did you really think these rhymes are just to please us?
Listen here bro, let us all get this straight, if you really wanna please God, are you willing to follow Job's faith?
As they looked around the Ark at the water rising, all Noah and his family could do for the unbelievers was simply start sympathizing.
When its all said and done, what are you gonna do? Are you gonna be able to stand before God and say, this life I lived for you?
One day this life will come to an end, and will you stand in hell for the life you lived and say I wish I would have never sinned?
All you have to do is say forgive me father for I have sinned, and Jesus is Lord! Help me to live my life for you in agreement with my fellow believers, in one mind and one accord!
One day that trumpet will sound! My God My God my feet shall leave the ground!! ☝🙏🙌
Jesus is Lord and He is coming back soon!! You better be ready, He will come in like a typhoon! I love you all 🤗
That Job bar though ? Mmmm 🔥🔥🔥
I like how they basically group critisize each of the lines afterwards lmao! Not just funny but a really, really nice touch taking care of potential confusion on whether it's ok to say things like that to someone.
*shout out to the Deuteronofans*
Ohhhh 😹 "He can say donkey" 😹😹
The best thing I’ve ever seen. I’m Christian and would love to see more videos like these uplift the king of kings. Jesus Christ
“ Sweet dolla tea from McDonald’s “
LMAO... When you have no clue what going on...
*starts reading bible*
Love this !!!!!!
Idk you but im subbing. and im sharing. this stuff is great
Man, he threw that low blow pullin out the Calvinist card
I NEED A SECOND ONE!
Calvinism is brought up. Fight breaks out. I’m a Calvinist myself. This checks out.
I am a Calvanist, you vegans!
How did y'all keep a straight face?
Blooper reel PLEEEASE
MY GRANDMA’S CALVINIST!
"you depressed , what are you a Calvinist" facts lol