Go See Shane Live in AB / CT / WA / GA / PHL and more @ www.shanemgillis.com/ Go See Matt Live in PROVIDENCE / CLEVELAND / BOSTON / TYSONS VA / NYC and more @ mattmccusker.com/dates/ Support SWIMs Patreon @ www.patreon.com/TheRoundTripProject Go to Optimum Noctis in ATX Creek and the Cave Tues Sept 3 @ www.creekandcave.com/events/optimum-noctisvb6dfszg51bdq3z3wnu4ptljon3iu0adxfc Go see Shawn Gardini if you want in Tempe and SLC @ www.shawngardini.com/ Go See Lemaire Lee Live @ lemairelee.fun/
It'd be cool if they put him.on a screen in the room and a camera so he can see from that perspective and fire off hot jokes about the bros in front of him
NGL when Shane and Matt upload separate pods it feels like going to your moms house and then your dads house in a divorce, you don’t want to see them separately but you’re glad you’re seeing them at all… guys I think I need help
literally all of the subs to the channel are medium fat white guys who drink too many light beers and have a *sometimes complicated* but ok relationship w their parents
Matt is such a lucky dude. hes got a bunch of natural comedian brothers and is best friends with the biggest one out right now. just always vibin. W life
Crazy how you can actually see the maturity/perspective/wisdom/whatever descending from SWIM to Matt to Billy...like looking at the past, present, future simultaneously. They are one reality on three different timelines. SODTAOE
“Ft. SWIM” just made my day. 😂😂 god bless the dawgs. I used to listen to so many podcasts. Now I just read books, check out a few news sites and listen to this. I also tuned all my instruments to 432hz and got back into psychoacoustics (I went to college for psychoacoustics & audio engineering) 😂 I’m 2 black wives and 3 dogs away from being Matt 😂
@@Nelsy4someone who isn't me. Internet slang for people posting about (bad) stuff that "someone who totally wasn't me" did. Tom used to/still does (?) the whole delta8 thc thing. Google "mccusker family tree" and read the rddt thread for a better explanation of the characters. Or just go watch all the previous SWIM eps.
@@Nelsy4 someone who isn't me. Internet slang for people posting about (bad) stuff that "someone who totally wasn't me" did. Tom used to/still does grow we'd, and makes Matt look like a lightweight on the experimental "shaman" usage. Google "mccusker family tree" and read the rddt thread for a better explanation. Or just go watch all the previous SWIM eps.
The boys are still great, but shanes crib in texas just wasnt comfy - bring out those sleepover vibes like ol Billys house. The DAWGS need to be a bit gayer and curate the space a bit more
its really mind blowing to me that they have been using a 1 shot basically the entire time the pod has existed. as little production as possible. and yet it is the best podcast ever. makes me wonder who elses podcast would be as enjoyable with the same amount of production as MSSP. dawg^
Matt's Manual Lymphatic drainage: your lymph nodes clean the interstitial fluid (space between your cells) blood cells and plasma get trapped there occasionally. The lymph nodes empty into the superior Vena cava one which immediately goes into the heart toward the lungs, and after it gets back to the heart the abdominal aorta (second biggest artery) blasts the blood into the kidney capillaries acting like a filter
Who ever edits this has to start it off with the wild Wild West intro then disrupt it and cut to the WARMODE intro everytime they are on swim should have his own intro on both shows
As Patrice O’Neal once said, “fuck plane crashes, you be dying for wayyyy too long” Any death event where you can hug the person next to you and share a moment is WAAAYYYYY worse
@@PeaceManBro No. They interviewed a major predator who embraces and pushes sodomy/pornography on the world and rebrand it as comedy. We all have to conquer sin but they are welcoming it. There is a difference.
No. They interviewed a major predator who pushes sodomy and pornography on the world as a profession. We all have to conquer sin, but they are embracing it.
SRV only played the solo on Let’s Dance, most of what you hear is Nile Rodgers. Also he “died instantly”, due to “multiple unsurvivable injuries” in the helicopter crash - he didn’t crawl anywhere
I am only a third of the way through but this might be my favorite one of all time. I have not seen all 500 or so. But I have seen at least 300. Bill versus Tom is hilarious
Go See Shane Live in AB / CT / WA / GA / PHL and more @ www.shanemgillis.com/
Go See Matt Live in PROVIDENCE / CLEVELAND / BOSTON / TYSONS VA / NYC and more @ mattmccusker.com/dates/
Support SWIMs Patreon @ www.patreon.com/TheRoundTripProject
Go to Optimum Noctis in ATX Creek and the Cave Tues Sept 3 @ www.creekandcave.com/events/optimum-noctisvb6dfszg51bdq3z3wnu4ptljon3iu0adxfc
Go see Shawn Gardini if you want in Tempe and SLC @ www.shawngardini.com/
Go See Lemaire Lee Live @ lemairelee.fun/
Will Beezer be there?
I saw Gardini in Tacoma. Very funny. Highly recommend you go see him
This better be funny! Or I'm showing up to Matt's house dressed as the grand wizard
@say1716, how was the sex?
Are we positive the McCusker parents aren’t brother and sister or first cousins?
Matt should be moving around like a screen saver
And when he hits a corner we get a 432 hertz bell toll
@@PepinoChips those were the days haha that'd be so good.
Corner touch is a myth
Just bouncing from border to border while we wait for him to slot in the corner perfectly
weirdly im 100 for this
That isn't a facecam, Matt has finally mastered astral projection for the pod.
Tier 2 red power god
love the idea of Matt's version of astral projecting manifests physically as him in his office with headphones and a Shure SM7B in front of him 😂
@@theramplocallemaire and guard dog still greens
@@techboi_420 tier 1 as well, even tho gard dawg is a superstar
Zolton? Wtf was his name from Power Rangers?
Billy being an expert on the history of guitar players because hes been playing the guitar for 6 months is the most mccusker thing
They seem like they get a random hobby and dedicate their entire lives to it for about a year and then never do it again.
As someone who has been playing guitar for most of their life… that whole conversation was infuriating to listen to
@@jakeym.3459why? What specifically?
@@jakeym.3459you are even more cringe tbh
@@God-w- cool
I'm convinced the McCuskers are the funniest family on the planet.
Definitely funniest to listen to
I'm convinced you are mentally 13
You should learn about cousin Pat
@vinnied5866 yea so is mima
They’re pretty fucked so agreed
"I can name you every dude I know that has a fuckin big hog" that's going on your headstone Bill!
dont say gay bill at it again
🌈💵
Bill is a gay icon
They probably all go to those Hot Dude Churches too....
Bill nas x
Matt overseeing everyone like an enlightened deity 😂😂
Edit: shout out to the mutha fuckin DAWGS 🤘🏽
Best comment yet 😭 , reminded me of kids tv when the sun has a face and smiles/interacts w characters
Zordon
It'd be cool if they put him.on a screen in the room and a camera so he can see from that perspective and fire off hot jokes about the bros in front of him
He reminds me of the Teletubbies sun
😂
Matt being present in video form means a lot to us dawgs. He completes this holy union.
Missing his enhanced member glasses though 😢
Why is matt in 1080p but everything else in low quality?
I'm not complaining I'm honestly confused
@@ZeranZeranShane's gotta show the humble with the cheapo webcam
i love matt bruh…. that man is da bomb
@@ZeranZeran432htz brah
NGL when Shane and Matt upload separate pods it feels like going to your moms house and then your dads house in a divorce, you don’t want to see them separately but you’re glad you’re seeing them at all… guys I think I need help
And of course I say that before seeing Matt right in the middle.. LOL Fuck
Bet you've never had dad astrall project an image of his head into the sweet game room mom made you from dads old office @daaaavid4218
nah I get exactly what you mean
I need some help -gay bill
literally all of the subs to the channel are medium fat white guys who drink too many light beers and have a *sometimes complicated* but ok relationship w their parents
All the Mccuskers are characters. Should get the parents on the podcast at least once, for future generations
Fr I have to know what these two people are like
Phil and the Shaman Sr. Should do a podcast
@@NotNewo1999 I've thought this too, I wanna do the same with my dad and my friends dad, it'll be so fun
Omg, Ma and Pa McCuskies? Yes. Yes. YES. 👏👏👏
I’m convinced that the McCusker are either the funniest family on earth or that they grew up with a severe gas leak in the house.
Billy definitely had a favourite paint flavor growing up
The shaman as Zordon is such a sweet treat
Shane the red ranger power god
God damn Gordan
I was just listening to ep 337 "The Invisible Man" where Lemaire comes on after he was fired and they talk about Zordon and the Power rangers
Hahah nailed it
@@harry.palmer8129 classic premonition
When Matt hits the “I don’t know much about it” part of explaining that’s when things get even better
Go Vols
You know he’s done that 2am research on it to when he says that 🤣. Fuckin love the shaman, the wind follows him 💯
this.
We are truly blessed to be getting this much Billy and Spud. And Tom? Don't even get me started. Let's go!
spiral out
they probably don't know who much of a threat this team is for us.
i saw SWIM in the title and instantly got rock hard
Tis the Golden Age
Best comment on this fkn aids riddled forum
The fact that nobody laughed at the shaman saying “you wouldn’t want to kick cancers ass” straight killed me lmao
Matt is such a lucky dude. hes got a bunch of natural comedian brothers and is best friends with the biggest one out right now. just always vibin. W life
Video starts at 0:00
Thanks, bro. Was looking for this
Gods work
Life saver bro
Thank you for your service.
Thank you brother
1:05 thats got to be the earliest "where we at time wise?" ever 🤣
It's almost like the professional comedian did that as a funny joke
@@scheminburgyeah we know lol
Hi Shane! 😂❤
@@scheminburggo back to your corner clearly you still haven’t learned your lesson
Damn, you suck at comedy😂
The War Mode Saga continues
Praise be
Hate it. Not watching any of them. These are unpleasant unfunny guys. Matt and Shane need to knock it off or I'll sick redbar onto them.
@@Hardcastle83nobody cares bro
Love the war mode boys and if you don’t you a toe head
@@Hardcastle83Mossad agent detected
“Tom Cruise is a Butt Spazz” - The Shaman 😂
that's going in the lexicon
Spazz, of Butt
Crazy how you can actually see the maturity/perspective/wisdom/whatever descending from SWIM to Matt to Billy...like looking at the past, present, future simultaneously. They are one reality on three different timelines. SODTAOE
amazing how much funnier these eps with the boys are compared to every "famous" hack comedian or random dipshit celebrity eps
Just don't become pretentious about your taste. Stay humble dawg.
@@bickyboo7789 you can eat a massive hog dawg, enjoy killtony
"Famous" yeah like Shane wasn't called 'The Male Taylor Swift' by GQ lmfao this isn't some underground shit dawg you oughta be ashamed of urself smfh
And so chill, like hanging with your boys back in the good ol'days before you knew they were good ol'days, you know what I mean? Let's get into it.
First words out of Shane’s mouth “what are we at time wise” hahahaha
I like how Matt is positioned like god just floating in the room dropping seeds of wisdom
He's a retro video game boss that drops bombs with +500 health
That silence was LOUD 😂 59:34
"Butt spaz" is somehow both completely new to me and yet also completely accurate for Tom Cruise energy 😂😂
it has been and always will be a thing, it's likely writ in the Akashic Record...
“Ft. SWIM” just made my day. 😂😂 god bless the dawgs. I used to listen to so many podcasts. Now I just read books, check out a few news sites and listen to this. I also tuned all my instruments to 432hz and got back into psychoacoustics (I went to college for psychoacoustics & audio engineering) 😂 I’m 2 black wives and 3 dogs away from being Matt 😂
Try being your own person
@@IanFeet I’m my own person. It’s a facetious comment. Guarantee you’ve listened to a song I wrote 👻😂💙
@@johnnyhammersticks88 you're nothing.
@@IanFeet someone needs a hug.
This WM and SWIM podcast run is a certified Lebron Kobe and Durant all star team type beat
2012 USA Olympic basketball team
What does SWIM stand for?
@@Nelsy4someone who isn't me. Internet slang for people posting about (bad) stuff that "someone who totally wasn't me" did. Tom used to/still does (?) the whole delta8 thc thing.
Google "mccusker family tree" and read the rddt thread for a better explanation of the characters. Or just go watch all the previous SWIM eps.
@@Nelsy4 someone who isn't me. Internet slang for people posting about (bad) stuff that "someone who totally wasn't me" did. Tom used to/still does grow we'd, and makes Matt look like a lightweight on the experimental "shaman" usage.
Google "mccusker family tree" and read the rddt thread for a better explanation. Or just go watch all the previous SWIM eps.
@@Nelsy4Google mccusker family tree and read the thread. Yt won't let me explain on here (Js J-ing)
We need an old school live episode from Helium while Shane’s in Philly.
Chuckin cideyz
Helium couldn’t afford those bulls
Also Ryan shaner. He rules
Gaaaay
Fuck Helium
01:00:30 *Key Moment dawgies*
That shit killed me
This comment scrolled to main as it happened was perfect 😂
Bro I replayed this so many times crying laughing
honestly war mode and mssp need to unite as one to conquer global podcast order
Swim needs to be a monthly guest on both casts all day
This feels like old times. Billy’s house era was a special time
I’m missing the giant American Flag and pirate map tablecloth days.
The boys are still great, but shanes crib in texas just wasnt comfy - bring out those sleepover vibes like ol Billys house. The DAWGS need to be a bit gayer and curate the space a bit more
@@Hooz97 hotel lobby vibes
MSSP is on a generational run with all the Warmode stuff
Its a trojan horse.
McCuskers will push Shaner out and become the shamans
@@kingumm41 mckuskers secret pod
They're listening to the fans
No one picked up on Shane’s repeated South Park references with all the Steamy Ray Vaughn and shitting in britches. C’mon dawgs.
I caught that. I've been in the forest slaying boars in Dark Souls second screening this episode too...
This is a renaissance of the pod man actual good guests
(WM/SWIM)
I see Shane is still being held in the isis cave. We got to send the seals after him
Goggins would be a sick guest as he drags Shane back to Austin
@@YimmyYames513Shane would unironically fuck Goggins up
@@WaffleHouseBandit Maybe in the pool.
@@dillis2188 goggins is way fitter than him I won't deny it but goggins just strikes me as a glass chin dude idk why
Nothing a couple beautiful dogs cant solve
they said this would be rough with shane in philly, its actually the golden era rn and will only be better when the kings reunite
Bill getting songs based of the silence it starts with is so funny
“YOU CALLED GOD A PDFILE AND SAID YOU WANNA DIE IN A PLANE CRASH?….GET READY”
Today’s my day off, the wildfire smoke is gone, and there’s a fresh cast for us to feast on. Praise be, dawgs
have a blessed day dawg🙏
Don't do too much slop, too quick.
@@jasonw7497did too much slop, got a belly ache, had to take a midday nap
@@jarnold1789 ha! i see your coments on Radio DAWGZ, all the time, sup boo
A 432 Herts blessing upon you
Matt is finally Full Zordon.
Blessed be the dawgs on this glorious Tuesday.
Inshallah.
I needed this. Almost ended it all
@@seanhoward8276real
its really mind blowing to me that they have been using a 1 shot basically the entire time the pod has existed. as little production as possible. and yet it is the best podcast ever. makes me wonder who elses podcast would be as enjoyable with the same amount of production as MSSP. dawg^
Every highly produced podcast is absolute dog dewdew
@@schmo49 eh, I dunno if that's entirely true.
As an Australian I thought I finally found somewhere safe from raygun…. Goddamit
matt saying "doorknob" after saying "safety" threw me way back
I had to re-apply that mechanic to my playthrough after hearing it as well
Best line up the pod has ever seen. This is monumental
THE WAR MODE BULL RUN is stampeding!
Matt's Manual Lymphatic drainage: your lymph nodes clean the interstitial fluid (space between your cells) blood cells and plasma get trapped there occasionally.
The lymph nodes empty into the superior Vena cava one which immediately goes into the heart toward the lungs, and after it gets back to the heart the abdominal aorta (second biggest artery) blasts the blood into the kidney capillaries acting like a filter
Gayyyyy
@@user--710 I clicked to reply exactly that. Same spelling too 🤣
Tom as a big brother seems like helll.. we really need a pod with all the brothers and sisters of the McCusker clan
Nah Tom is kinda good & cool, relax a bit 🙏🏽
Nah Tom's chill
@@snowfrosty1 are you kidding me lmaooo
@@seanmaher3018 you clearly aren’t listening lmao
So happy we got another McCusker family cast💙
Mccusker family cast wld be sick
Fambly fuckjob 2.0
Matt's Shaman qualities have quite literally elevated him to a level of spiritual master of the digital wall in the sky! 🤣👏
Wow I walked in and said wow. I love war mode
Lotta gays
It’s like mom and dad are divorced but we get to enjoy these court appointed Zoom therapy sessions.
May god bless you with the unbridled confidence of a McCusker brother talking about something they vaguely understand.
Just rolled a joint dogs be blessed
Just reefed the Penjamin Stiller, its go time
Just chiefed the John F Pennedy feeling like a shaman
Just blew down the Holy Spirit we at the gates dawgs
I just called the cops, asked them if their refrigerator was running...
I just smoked crack
Who ever edits this has to start it off with the wild Wild West intro then disrupt it and cut to the WARMODE intro everytime they are on swim should have his own intro on both shows
Great idea, dawg. "Wicky Wild Wil.." *record scratch* "Do you truly in your heart believe.."
Wearing a beanie at work just so I can I can secretly listen to the cast ❤
Holy shit Matt is a perfect mix of Billy and Tom.
Shane’s big red Irish alcoholic race in a dark room finishing must’ve been horrifying for that girl
McCusker family reunion with the honorary spud man we love to see it
The plane crashing fantasy stuff is funny cause there is literally a Gilly and Keeves skit about this
lol but the plane doesn’t crash ;)
sir
glad to know the safety/ doorknob game is still alive and well...
Matt siting high above them in a box looks like a Retro Video Game boss that drops bombs and has +500 health.
Matt is doing DVD commentary for this podcast
Shaman's Cut dvd
Spud looks like a Nephilim with this camera angle
lol Shane and Spud still trying to figure out this family dynamic is hilarious😂😂
Shane keeps having the goats on and Matt keeps inviting gay guys on
Damn bro, can't believe I missed your episode
@@hypno5690 heard you met someone on tinder what was his name?
@@Josh-wd8wc Grindr* (it was me)
These are for the real Dawgs go listen to Bertcast
Shane has been playing from home court so he has a bit of an advantage but plz put some respect on Matt's name while he serves us extra content
As Patrice O’Neal once said, “fuck plane crashes, you be dying for wayyyy too long”
Any death event where you can hug the person next to you and share a moment is WAAAYYYYY worse
matt floating above their heads like that looks like a giant framed photo of some cult leader or spiritual guru type
Fly Matt in for the cast. Yall literally make 100k a month just on patreon.
More like $60k after taxes and I think Patreon takes like 30% now (per Tim Dillon)
Chipotle gets at least 10%
They are basically poor
Dude Matts busy working thats why he gets pimples on his butt
He’s got kids bro he’s not trying to be away all the time
Matt floating above everyone wouldve been the perfect time to rock the red glasses
I JUST LANDED IN IRELAND WHAT A SWEET DAWG BONE THIS IS FOR VACAY
Safe travels dawg. Get some sick pics of you in a vest next to a sheep
Get a colonic
Make sure to tell all the irish you meet about your irish heritage
Free the North while ur there, thanks chief🫡🫡
You picked a good time to come here, there's currently a severe Atlantic storm and its been pissing rain non stop
When Matt or Shane aren’t on the pod we need Billy all-time cost host with whatever guests they have on as well.
Saw Shane the first time for my first comedy show Sunday night …incredible.
Love these dawgs and can’t wait to see Matt in October !
HAIL PAIMON
Hail Paimon, master of infernal ceremonies
The one true god.
HAIL HIM!
Bill being present, showing off the dogs for free confirms; Bill is in agreement.
HAIL IN 432Hz Hail!!!!
Matt and Shane doing damage control for having adam22 on and STILL not addressing the dawgs chewing on the leash.
The patreon after was Sam Hyde, I think that makes up for it.
@@PeaceManBro No. They interviewed a major predator who embraces and pushes sodomy/pornography on the world and rebrand it as comedy. We all have to conquer sin but they are welcoming it. There is a difference.
No. They interviewed a major predator who pushes sodomy and pornography on the world as a profession. We all have to conquer sin, but they are embracing it.
They are even deleting my comments.
@@ItsKitchBro They aren't, you schizo.
Blessed be the early dawgs for they will inherit the drench. - Shamans 4:20
I'm glad the pod is finally back to good guests.
Gotta love the shaman and "big Shane doin big thing over there". Man you guys are awesome keep it up
Matt just casually ascended above the rest of the boys lmfao
@8:02 Billy laughs like tucker Carlson
The shamans head floating like wizard of oz
I truly have learned to love “Matt or Shane’s secret podcast”
The rest of the boys come in clutch
Matt calling Tom cruise skydiving to the chilly peppers gay and Shane immediately saying fuck that I’m back that shit sucks is the epitome of mssp
Not even Tom Cruise can divide them
As I was looking for an old Episode to listen to at the gym, I saw this uploaded 47 seconds ago. Blessed are the dawgs
St. Matt trying to guide wayward bros living in shameful sin.
Matt hovering above blessing Shane, Billy, Spud, Tom, and all of the rest of the dawgz 🥺.
Nothing like floating through space and time from ep 163 patreon straight to present day. GOBBLESS
Bless the squad. For hooking us Dawgs up with a Banger. Much Grattitude.
I love you guys ... Dudes why are yall alll hung up on yalls birds 😂
MSSP❤
Billy is gay, a gay icon in fact.
@theramplocal noooo dude thats crap.... right?
@@ChrisHurta If you're ever hanging with Billy, watch out when he gets sleepy.
@@ChrisHurtagay bill is the real deal
@@puckered6036 dude nice 🤣 🤣
lmao billy "you get a colonic and you'll shit 19 bowls of shit out"
That was swim
Always nice to see Swim as a guest
How is there not a Mccusker brothers podcast every week?? Would be a greatest pod of all time
SRV only played the solo on Let’s Dance, most of what you hear is Nile Rodgers.
Also he “died instantly”, due to “multiple unsurvivable injuries” in the helicopter crash - he didn’t crawl anywhere
I am only a third of the way through but this might be my favorite one of all time. I have not seen all 500 or so. But I have seen at least 300. Bill versus Tom is hilarious
Any time tom is on its a top tier episode
1:16:16 spade: I'm a demon now 😂😂😂
the french were booing Embiid because he got his french citizenship recently in 2022 and chose to represent USA instead of France in the Olympics.
Pretty dumb logic.
@@dillis2188by who the French fans? Seems pretty straight forward and logical to me
Never thought I'd say this, but I think I agree with the French here?
1776 fuck France
Bro the tunak tunak at the beginning 😂😂 you guys consistently have the funniest intros
The absolute best combo for Matt and Shane. Non stop funny shit