Ep 504 - Reggie and Steve (feat. Billy)
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- Опубліковано 15 вер 2024
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Matt has now made the full transition to Hunter S. Dawgson...
hes on kratom blotters, chagga tinture, And hes got a salt shaker full of Tumeric & Ginsing.
driving thru the Penile Priapism dessert of the soul.
BLACK POWER. WHITE PANTHERS STAND TALL! ✊🏻✊🏿✊
Matt McKusqueer definitely has the market Queernered
If you want 🤣
Shane and Billy look like they are 2010 vloggers talking to future Matt in 2024.
This is gold 🤣
What if that’s actually happening and we bare witness
Fuuuuck😂
Amazing
It really adds much
Bets on Shane and Billy playing footsie under the monitor
I'll take that action 😂
@@MyLowK22pause
Bet they are interlocking toes.
-425
As shane has shoes on and sitting crossed legged. But, something is getting diddled under the table.
Shane and Bill sitting in the “It’s 8 am and we’re finishing the eight ball” room
We’ve all been there
PTSD reading this comment 😅
@@literallyshaking8019I have absolutely never have had an eight ball last until 8 am. 😂
@@Steve-ev6vx you didn’t buy enough of them.
@@literallyshaking8019 oh we tried. 😂 Never again though, those days are long gone. I haven't even had a beer in years. I always say I will allow myself ONE on new years or my birthday, and when it rolls around I don't even want it. I just stick with edibles and mushrooms now.
"I wonder if anyone from my high school thinks I'm gay because I'm not"
2 seconds later: "These are nice curtains aren't they?"
Tbh they are pretty nice tho😂
Matt is in stunning 12K and Shane and Billy are broadcasting from the moon in 1969...
You mean from an Arizona air force base?
@@blickluke lolololololololol, yes, a makeshift soundstage build to Stanleys specifications
We needed Billy more than ever
No way you watch MSSP lmaoooo
@@hung8969where do you think I get my news from?
Lol
🌈 💵
@@BattousaiOPdont say it😳
Lord, we needed this one to drop.
So bad bro
@@AudibleVisibIehow is his joke sad? 🤡
@@foenix8094 all of your recent comments are about matt... i think you have an obsession
In this desert of life, this is our oasis
so so bad, the dogs always provide 🥹
Matt looking through red, Shane and Billy basking in red. Pure Transmissions through cyberspace. Angles of the prism.
Red power gods for life, dawg
432Hz audio settings pure raw shaman frequency oozing through the speakers
@@naylik2562how do you go about setting it?
Next time I see an Albino mouse, I'll immediately remember this episode.😄😄😄👌
Dawgs leading the dawgettes
Shane really had matt move to Austin. Just to immediately go back to philly. 😂😂😂😂
Did Shane move back to Philly permanently?
@@jcregs1 Nope just for tires season 2. But probably take 3-4 months
@@jcregs1bro he talks about it 3 minutes into the pod
@@oofowie8882 touché
It's so funny that this is the podcast setup of the most successful comic in the world right now
they are printing cash with this podcast btw. This isn't their NORMAL set up either. I'm not really sure when this was filmed as I just started it but I would guess sometime when Shane would be home visiting family, hence why he's at Billy's house.
@@ML-kx9gzhe’s in Philly recording season 2 of tires. If you’re new to this podcast I suggest radio dawgs UA-cam channel and diving into the Old Testament, aka mssp before the fame
@@ML-kx9gzHe's in Philly shooting Tires season 2
The lower the budget the better
Shane likes to keep it humble. Shitty Air bnbs as a multi millionaire is about as funny as it gets. Ik this is bills house but shanes used shitty bnbs recently 😆
"I'm all about not collapsing into particle reality, and just staying quantum as long as I can."
-Matt McCusker when asked about his penis size.
Shrodinger's dong
Heisenberg’s hog
heisenbird
Chodeinger's schrlong
A modern day messiah, this is the message we need in our current age of human civilization 😂
Shane & Bill sitting on a couch, clearly staring at Matt on a TV is so damn hilarious, we need more eps like this.
Matt looks like pat and John mcafee morphed into one man
Funny as fuck
He looks like Jimmy Saville
*SIr Jimmy saville@@SkoolNerds
lmfao so I'm not the only one who immediately saw the John Mcafee resemblance haha
☝🏼 underrated joke. Much appreciated. 🤣
Matt getting excited when shane called him jacked was hilarious 😂
matt makes me melt
Best moment
"If a bunch of dudes jumped on me, I wouldn't be able to walk for 3 days" -Billy 🐾🐾🐾
🌈 💵
@@mineonlyhooveshe better get a bag for three dudes...
Shane & Billy giving chat roulette/omegle creepers with the cool guy lighting and camera angle 😅
you hit the nail on the head with this one
They were hoping you'd notice
@@justkidding8304 😩 if only 😆 nah they’d end up skipping me for yapping and not flashing my tits soon enough 💀
😩 if only 😭 nah they’d probably end up skipping me for yapping and not flashing them the twins 🍈🍈sooner
@@zagee_2034that would make 13 year old-me’s whole month when someone would finally flash me on Omegle after staying up all night😂😂 in hindsight was probably fake webcams too
What a time to be a Matt and Shane fan.
Throw in a baby Billy and we got ourselves a stew.
Billy loves a good dog pile
A gruel
Nice AD reference
Last Podcast was great but Matt retelling it to Billy and Shane is even funnier 😂
The contrast between Shane's crack house and Matt's intellectual high quarters is insane.
Bill doing the “I had some help” or “I need some help” bit is killing me. Nobody acknowledging it makes it better
Billy and Shane sitting together in a dimly lit room, setting a certain mood 👀👀
Definitely stranger hj’s
I’m concerned about ya bud, what’s on your mind?
It’s just a vibe bro
The cast was hot
Remember me when you're famous
“Sir do you know what a ladder and a rifle are?” “Not at this moment but I can get that info for you.” “Thank you, let’s take a break.”
What the hell is a riffle?
@@Cloudy_Jones Attaboy! That was actually the answer the secret service gave.
@@Cloudy_Jonesit's called a "raffle" and u buy tickets for it, hoping u win some toy or gadget that was cheaply made by a 9yr old Chinese kid 😂
@@InspectorButters4 😂
@@InspectorButters4 ironically, i won my last rifle from a raffle. won a crossbow the year before. gun clubs rule. 🤙
That picture in the background of matts camera is every dawg in the galaxy praying for new episodes
It's very worldly
My grandparents have that exact same picture of the old man hanging in their kitchen!!
Grace of Dawgs
@@bidenkidsniffer4926
“We wuz dawgz befoe’ you was born, grandson” 😂
@@bidenkidsniffer4926My grandfather had that painting in his study. Matt is very wise
Billy plugging “I had some help” 15 times is hilarious
You know Shane’s just been in that dark ass room playing NCAA for the past 14 days
Matt is giving macafee vibes like he’s on the run😂
Bro I thought it was at first glance
I saw the glasses and immediately thought of McAfee
He definitely says crazy ass nonsense like Macaffe.
If only Matt would’ve had the red glasses to compliment that fly ass red jacket from Kill Tony last night
Thought the same thing
If only Matt had contributed during the show 😂
God that was horrible
@@BorisBidjanSaberi11when's the last time Kill Tony hasn't been horrible?
@@poon_don shane + adam episode is the biggest episode of kill tony ever and it aired last week
Matt “natural born killer” McCusker
😂😂😂
Thank you dude I was trying to think of what they reminded me of lol fucking Mickey Knox glasses all the way
Except on KT yesterday
100%
@@mikehunn3871 absolutely. As soon as matts head popped up all I saw was woody harlesons crazy smile “I realized my true calling in life…”
Shane’s amazing for staying true to who he is and not abandoning the dawgs. The day you do brother will be the day it ends. It’s a tale as old as time.
Edit: also Matt’s clearly having a trt /john Lennon mid life crisis.
30:35 came from Spotify just to see the video of this part 😂.....
Dawgs. We've reached a new level. The shaman taking in specific light waves, and Shane and Billy in a dark room vibing ❤ Life is good
Throwback to the Covid era of MSSP 😂
Only the real Dawgs know
14:26 "You look like Dr. Robotnik dude" 🤣
Shit had me laughing so bad 😂😂
Bro this fucking murdered me
Shane knowing that secret service lady looked like him is hilarious
"Let's get back to the show" then right into another ad was hilarious 😂 31:56
matt with the classic catholic painting in the office like a true good boy
*mmmm good boy*
@@abstractcarter He deserves some tendies and honey mussy sauce
Man that shit is the truest comment I’ve ever seen. My whole family has that painting
The original sold for $46M in '13.... The Shaman has the funds to reapproriate the original🙏🙏
reminds me of my grandma's house same painting in her kitchen
Thank you lord, for blessing the dawgs with a succulent Billy episode.
Amen. I've been using pics of billy to catfish on Grindr. Fucking crushing it this summer.
52:35 Bill describing his dudes-only dream day had me dying 😂
What’s funny too is that Shane has described Billy as a dude loving guy a long while ago. Like he only enjoys hanging out with dudes, no chicks lol.
6:08 "He's no stranger to the back wall" 🤣
@ 14m 20s starts and had me rolling “you look like Doctor Robotnik”, “you gotta fight a cartoon right now,” “that’s how you know you hit the boss dude, his glasses get off kilter” 😂😂🤣 I haven’t laughed loudly at work from a podcast in awhile. Thank you 😂😂
Praise be to the dawgz, we gather again my brothers and sisters
Sister dawgs are known as the dawg brains
We're bringing War Mode into this? Let's fucking go!!!
It’s not WM without 🥔
Just MODE 😂
Just asking questions
@@Sb-dd8xwWhere's my spud dawg!!!!????
@@lazarus908 Spud is touring the old world. Vacation.
Matt getting jacked is a total red power god move
They did Billy so dirty with that cut to the Paytch 🤣
Let us not forget that Shane looked like Will Ferrel in Zoolander when he was on Hot Ones.
shane coping so hard when he heard jackin' it makes you small 😂😂
Yeah that shit is bull. I'm in my 30s and it's just bigger and throbbinger after decades of abuse
Someone is coping....
Our cups runneth over
The cup of gerbeeeeeeeeeesee
@@__-bz7wh Cup of grool.
Do not spill the cup
Hermes
Ambrosia: drink of the gods
Matt has never looked more like the husband of a black queen
"There weren't any guys with you...?"
"No... why?"
The most ominous ending in the cast's history
We need 3 months of baby Billy on the pod to heal this country
Matt with the blue light shades would look amazing with the cursed Red Jacket from Kill Tony 😂
Can’t forget the hoka’s
Daredevil
Lol that dude was tryna suck Kam for sure Tony shut that shit down😂
Billy and Spud need to fill in when the big kahuna is unavailable they both bring the shaman to S tier comedy
Spud is kinda beat
Shane “you look good dude” … Matt “I look crazy” 😂
Props for going in depth on the male anatomy for an hour and then releasing another episode. A bizarre move in a truly confusing time for the world
I love how Shane says Matt looks like Dr. Robotnik in those glasses, instead of saying Dr eggman. It's the little things that make him based
“Cash rules everything, acid tabs, hash, shrooms, I done woke up with a fucking tiger in my bathroom” - Royce da 5”9
*Cash rules everything.
Errbody knows Bad Meets Evil
Better than Em no cap
Dufuq y’all talkin bout
@@cdasteeznah dude that’s cap, Royce isn’t even close to Em, I bet that’s the only bar you know from him.
Poor Bifrons was tryna educate bird tech; now he's getting spit roasted by the dawgs.
“A prophet is not without honor, except in his own country, and among his own kin, and in his own house.” - Mark 6:4
spark notes of the gerthy bird ep, some assassination conspiracies, papa gilly has returned. we're so back boys
The cast marches on, strong as ever. Our brave captains will continue to guide us through the storm
Me and my girlfriend having twins this week(36 weeks pregos)
Her family is crazy and this shit keeps me so grounded, god bless America and god bless these dawgs
Anyone else listen to 12hr compilations of Kamala’s laugh to fall asleep?!
And juuuurk off
Might have to try that one
That would break my tenuous grip on reality
If you look behind matt you can see me praying for a new pod in my darkest hour.
A true gift to take a short break from old test🙏🏽
For my first fathers day, my wife got me a book called Daddy's Hugs and it was customized to look like my son and I. Never knew I could cry so much from pure joy!
Billy's crib brings og queens apartment vibes 👌❤️ Matt is getting crazier every day.
We are so back
"wicky wil wicky wicky wil" gets me going when I hear this
Jim West, desperado
No you don't want nada
oh baby, we back to the holy trinity of dawgs.
When spud shows up, he is risen
lmfaooo those r some gator chokers!!
Where’s this weeks?
T-dawg dodging bullets and priming up to debate america's first black indian step mom prosecutor, AND Billy on the pod? It's getting wild out here.
Blessed are the Dawgs!!! This is a godsend I'm in the hospital for my son will be born today 🙏🏼
True Dawg blessings to you today!🎉
cringe ahh comment
Not cringe at all. Us dawgs need to hype up bringing new dawgs into the world. Congrats on the kiddo hunter.
Congratulations to you and your wife pal it’s the greatest honour and a gift from the almighty. Praying for you and your young family’s health
Congrats on your new tiny dawg.
The dawgs are Grateful 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🕊️🕊️
Bill makes shane laugh harder than anyone lol
This is prime mssp right here - this is what we live and die for. Matt is Mcafee
Matt looking like the bad dude from sweet tooth 😂😂😂
30:30 suddenly-jacked Matt is somehow hilarious 😂
I was looking for this time mark
We are back baby, we are fucking back!
Needed this one, resting up on a broken leg. You’ve truly blessed this broken dawg in his time of need…
Heal well, brother
Enjoy the perks bull, you get a rod put in ? Pause
This is the only podcast that can do the zoom thing and it not be awful.
Shane and Billy roasting Matt and the wiener guy is the content we needed.
Before I watch, I hope this isn’t just Billy talking about how to make his bird thicker for 2 hours
Nah, it's Matt talking about how to make his bigger for about an hour. Haven't watched the Patreon yet tho.
Spending a night at the airport. Thank you for this extra pod❤
Billy sliding in posty maloney lyrics "I need some help" like 20 times during this ep was nasty slept on 😂
Billy needs to just be on the show permanently
Shanes on this one! Brought Billy into probably after all the backlash 😂
im glad shane and billy dimmed the lights for this one
Matt giggling while he flexes might be one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen
Those gator chokers are thick as hell
I love that Billy noticed the room was too dark to see his arms so he took action and laid the arm on the couch and secretly flexed in silence
The Hulk Hogan speech was so similar to the president Camacho speech from Idiocracy that I'm pretty certain we're living in a simulation
Wow oh wow, we have been truly blessed
cringe. come up with an actual joke
Finally The Boss Hog General is back ! 🦅🇺🇸
P.S Matt looks like Jimmy Savile with those glasses 🤣🤣🤣
😂
My grandma has the same painting as the one behind Matt’s shoulder😂
Me and my girlfriend broke up this week, I needed this cast.
Long live the cast…
BLESS UP TO MATT FOR LISTENING TO THE PEASANTS. BROUGHT BACK THE ZOOM CHRONICLES.
That Member Boy is the only episode I couldn't finish.
Lol me too, man, and believe me I tried. I tried so fuckin hard 😂
You telling me you didn’t stick around to learn about the death touch? Guys a kook
My member is harder than ever
More girth for me
Pause
The shaman is back so quickly, praise be! Y'all killed at Kill Tony!
Shaman took a vow of silence that entire ep
@@user-bk1eq3ps2bthe 3 phrases he did say were funny though
This ep is like getting ice cream and a new bike the same day
"Does Crowdstrike ring a bell?"
"Dude crushes NA beers"
the way it ends lmao
Shane: Were any guys with you?
Gay Bill: no... why???