He Protec but He Also Attac.

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  • @shanty6953
    @shanty6953 5 років тому +53334

    Lone wolf protects his snowy mountain from a five headed hydra

  • @jaridkeen123
    @jaridkeen123 6 років тому +23322

    That is one ferocious hotdog

  • @oldchannel8904
    @oldchannel8904 4 роки тому +7163

    weasel POV: *darksouls boss* fight
    humans POV: *awww little sausage trying to bite finger*

    • @expiredmilk158
      @expiredmilk158 4 роки тому +56

      @Marsel J nice comment, here’s my like.

    • @romanhueso8475
      @romanhueso8475 4 роки тому +7

      Loooool

    • @ilyxkayla
      @ilyxkayla 4 роки тому +5

      XD

    • @ibn_fatos
      @ibn_fatos 4 роки тому +41

      Little sasuge that thing kills 10 rabbits everyday

    • @tofu6190
      @tofu6190 4 роки тому +17

      a ferocious widdle suagase

  • @plaguekidd6902
    @plaguekidd6902 Рік тому +4889

    As sad as ozzy’s passing is, it’s comforting to know he spent his life as happy as a weasel could be.

    • @memeboi6017
      @memeboi6017 Рік тому +54

      Isn't this a stoat?!

    • @plaguekidd6902
      @plaguekidd6902 Рік тому +81

      In the description of the video it mentions that ozzy is a weasel

    • @Mildredpotka
      @Mildredpotka Рік тому +7

      do you have any friends??????

    • @McNaBir
      @McNaBir Рік тому +73

      ​@@memeboi6017 stoats have a clean straight line between their white and dark, and a weasel has a jagged line between their white and dark. Also a weasel has a short nubby tail and a stoat has a long, black-tipped tail. Very similar but also very different

    • @MetastaticMaladies
      @MetastaticMaladies Рік тому +12

      @@Mildredpotka Nope.

  • @wrongtime9097
    @wrongtime9097 4 роки тому +7987

    “This invincible giant is impervious to all my offensive tactics. In fact, it’s almost like it’s enjoying them. I must retreat and reevaluate my strategy”

    • @solareclipse1201
      @solareclipse1201 4 роки тому +24

      WrongTime, Haha

    • @colewalker9307
      @colewalker9307 4 роки тому +55

      To do the exact same thing!

    • @pringledingle8427
      @pringledingle8427 4 роки тому +71

      @@colewalker9307 no he totally faked him out on that last one. 1:15
      “ha! I got him, he didn’t see that coming!”

    • @Zalibidas
      @Zalibidas 4 роки тому +50

      "Nope, got nothing. Guess I'll strike again. They can't hold out forever!"

    • @polishheavies8205
      @polishheavies8205 4 роки тому +7

      Does that like 30 times..

  • @rexbanner7611
    @rexbanner7611 5 років тому +4505

    He looks like he could bring you the keys to your jail cell from a sleeping guard.

    • @jasonharris4878
      @jasonharris4878 5 років тому +58

      that's some straight up Beastmaster shit ;)

    • @meloniejen8400
      @meloniejen8400 5 років тому +62

      >:) *releases an army of highly trained weasels near federal prison*

    • @Frenzy48
      @Frenzy48 5 років тому +28

      When weasels attack there dance is actual hypnotising their prey, so Ozzy would hypnotise the guard to sleep.

    • @yard-tr7ti
      @yard-tr7ti 5 років тому +3

      Watch the mask

    • @wewewewewewewewwewe
      @wewewewewewewewwewe 5 років тому +6

      How much did you pay for your creativity 🤯😂

  • @AlvarezR89
    @AlvarezR89 4 роки тому +4390

    Ferret: *aggressively murders someone's finger*
    Everyone: aww

    • @solar_co
      @solar_co 4 роки тому +129

      Is a weasel

    • @sillykitty234
      @sillykitty234 4 роки тому +98

      W E A S E L.
      why do people think it's a ferret?
      It's much more smaller and it doesn't jump backwards when attacking, it turns around then runs then comea back.

    • @jeromemonteiro8062
      @jeromemonteiro8062 4 роки тому +41

      @@sillykitty234 We're not experts like you bro

    • @sillykitty234
      @sillykitty234 4 роки тому +15

      @@jeromemonteiro8062 I'm not an expert.
      It's just things I gathered from watching animal videos.

    • @idiotsandwich2067
      @idiotsandwich2067 4 роки тому +26

      Why cant everyone just enjoy a weasel having fun

  • @SeventhGod77
    @SeventhGod77 Рік тому +842

    He moves in fast motion a wriggles like a particularly lively pool noodle. What a precious fella.

  • @nuke2625
    @nuke2625 6 років тому +5836

    He protecc
    He attacc
    But most importantly
    He keeps running bacc.

  • @naturesilhouette9148
    @naturesilhouette9148 4 роки тому +3477

    fingers: *exists*
    weasel: So you have chosen... *death*

  • @danielek8753
    @danielek8753 5 років тому +14670

    Finger: "moves"
    Weasel: Peace was never an option

    • @lvrdqhris689
      @lvrdqhris689 5 років тому +78

      Agreed

    • @helix0606
      @helix0606 5 років тому +66

      Best thing about the Ozzy videos is the comment section lol

    • @graeme4prez
      @graeme4prez 5 років тому +21

      Did you just copy and paste that comment from the video with him and the mouse, just to get a few likes? Ugh

    • @TheKingartur007
      @TheKingartur007 5 років тому +15

      Copy & paste attention whores everywhere

    • @etheriousnatsudragneel5835
      @etheriousnatsudragneel5835 5 років тому +17

      You know that he could of thought about it without seeing the other comment if he did steel it it is bad but if he never saw it to begin with you can't say he stole it since he never knew it was there in the first place.
      But like i said it depends on if he saw it first so we might not know for sure. Like i never knew about it and i was going to wright it but i saw his post so i did not.

  • @MorkiMoo
    @MorkiMoo Рік тому +220

    Frolicking is a term I almost never hear or use, but I think it’s pretty fair to say this little guy is totally doing it.

  • @wainked
    @wainked 5 років тому +3489

    he protecc
    he attacc
    but most importantly...
    8 years later, everyone is bacc

  • @fenrix155
    @fenrix155 4 роки тому +2231

    I have to admit, had I been his size, I’d be absolutely terrified.

    • @rafaelsousa6765
      @rafaelsousa6765 4 роки тому +4

      He woulb be like a bear

    • @rj_0401
      @rj_0401 4 роки тому +7

      yeah coz in that case a random kid could just pick you up like a toy

    • @holyshield1009
      @holyshield1009 4 роки тому +12

      @@rj_0401 Ferrets can bite hard , if they want it. He wasn't scared , so it didn't hurt when he bite . Or maybe he's just a baby .

    • @danzansandeev6033
      @danzansandeev6033 2 роки тому +4

      Stouts can kill prey many times their size actually) many instances of one getting in the chicken coop and killing all the chickens

    • @shadowking278
      @shadowking278 2 роки тому +2

      I’m a lazy person so. I would be a lazy noodle and just let them pick me up.

  • @johnnyfavorite1194
    @johnnyfavorite1194 4 роки тому +3842

    He protecc
    He Attacc
    But Mostly
    He eat finger like a snacc

  • @Ghost084
    @Ghost084 Рік тому +45

    11 years later, the algorithm is doing the good work again giving us this treasure 😁

  • @CsubAzUrmedve
    @CsubAzUrmedve 6 років тому +2192

    That's an epic battle.

  • @Vlaxie
    @Vlaxie 6 років тому +12751

    he protec,
    he attac,
    but most importantly
    your finger is his snac

  • @itbit1776
    @itbit1776 4 роки тому +5889

    But most importantly, he cute as hecc

  • @penofficial_
    @penofficial_ 11 місяців тому +4

    I see the UA-cam recommendations gods have brought us here once again to enjoy this.

  • @ticklemonster9796
    @ticklemonster9796 5 років тому +13945

    *but most importantly he’s on 10 different kinds of cracc*

  • @boneylockz3967
    @boneylockz3967 6 років тому +1493

    This is on my recommendation and I accidentally refreshed and it disappeared and I was so sad and 1 month later I can finally see him attac!

    • @zyourzgrandzmaz
      @zyourzgrandzmaz 6 років тому +16

      you know there is a search bar right?

    • @alegria1813
      @alegria1813 6 років тому +90

      A Ghost. Sometimes you dont read or remember the title

    • @alegria1813
      @alegria1813 6 років тому +22

      Albin Jansson It cant be in the history if he didnt watched it

    • @jamaly77
      @jamaly77 6 років тому +4

      obsessed over zayn well, if you are smart, a small glimpse is enough to remember half the title. if you are dumb, it's not. you should care about your lack of knowledge sunshine.

    • @k.o.h8446
      @k.o.h8446 6 років тому

      Jamaly - Log Horizon Thats true.

  • @starkiller332
    @starkiller332 4 роки тому +11112

    He protect
    He attack
    But most importantly
    This meme didn't exist 8 year bacc.

    • @hugebananas2712
      @hugebananas2712 4 роки тому +566

      * protecc, attacc, and bacc

    • @Mommavery
      @Mommavery 4 роки тому +25

      Yes *yus

    • @nothdmoon
      @nothdmoon 4 роки тому +217

      @@hugebananas2712 I think protect, attack, and back are the correct terms in this one becuase that meme didn't exist 8 years ago.

    • @sentoo3120
      @sentoo3120 4 роки тому +112

      star killer he changed the title

    • @Catigulaa
      @Catigulaa 4 роки тому +22

      @@nothdmoon You make sense.

  • @crazzanthictlabbar1056
    @crazzanthictlabbar1056 3 роки тому +88

    Ozzy's memory, appreciation, and adorable appeal have all outlasted him. Not many weasels have a legacy like that.
    He seems to have been a happy little person, and it's infectious.

  • @aniketdas3149
    @aniketdas3149 5 років тому +1182

    Most intense battle ever. Never seen more retreats, advances, flanking maneuvers and ceasefires in a single battle before. Great vid man.

    • @BigForAHedgehog
      @BigForAHedgehog 5 років тому +73

      And they battled in the snowy mountains. Just look at dat background.

    • @mahirshahriyar545
      @mahirshahriyar545 5 років тому +5

      Liam Ardizzone I’m dead🤣

    • @Ghost7065
      @Ghost7065 5 років тому +4

      Tactical Retreat

    • @oliwiermikoajczyk9464
      @oliwiermikoajczyk9464 5 років тому

      @@Ghost7065 That reminds me of Divinity 2.
      "Magister Weasel used "Tactical Retreat"!"
      "Magister Weasel used "Charming"!"
      "Magister Weasel used "Adrenaline"!"
      "Magister Weasel used "Bite"!"
      "Your turn!"

  • @walnatural802
    @walnatural802 4 роки тому +2662

    Finger: * exists *
    Smol boi: *"So you have chosen, death."*

    • @uno2156
      @uno2156 4 роки тому +53

      This is a weasel tho

    • @User7112X
      @User7112X 4 роки тому +26

      U • N • O whatever man it’s a cute rodent

    • @scudzilla7893
      @scudzilla7893 4 роки тому +30

      @@User7112X ...not a rodent (he's a mustelid)

    • @omegadeadpool4987
      @omegadeadpool4987 4 роки тому +55

      @@scudzilla7893
      Long Dog Cat Mouse, Take it or Leave it.

    • @sleepyseason902
      @sleepyseason902 4 роки тому +8

      Finger: exists
      Ferret: peace was never and option

  • @emma5781
    @emma5781 4 роки тому +1536

    welcome to another episode of: don't regret that this is on my recommended.

    • @Sebi0425
      @Sebi0425 4 роки тому +8

      Welcome to Nother episode of people trying to get attention on UA-cam comments

    • @psmasher8078
      @psmasher8078 4 роки тому +12

      Sebi0425 You ok? Life clearly not treating you well if you that pissy

    • @0tter501
      @0tter501 4 роки тому +3

      True

    • @jbhardy1
      @jbhardy1 4 роки тому +1

      P Smasher he’s kinda right though.

    • @pxrp8694
      @pxrp8694 4 роки тому +2

      Sebi0425 Funny this is literally what the UA-cam comment section is for bruh

  • @JustASimpleCreb
    @JustASimpleCreb 2 роки тому +2

    I love it when UA-cam recommends me wholesome and random videos from like ten years ago. This makes me so happy.

  • @hyo-il
    @hyo-il 4 роки тому +4446

    "911 whats your emergency?"
    "Umm my hotdog is alive and its biting me"

    • @asd2pique280
      @asd2pique280 4 роки тому +48

      I think I love you 😂

    • @Divi2806
      @Divi2806 4 роки тому +10

      Lmaoooo

    • @nukecream4450
      @nukecream4450 4 роки тому +80

      "Just bit it back sir, there is supposed to be some ketchup inside"

    • @danisoeroso2959
      @danisoeroso2959 4 роки тому +14

      @@nukecream4450 lmao

    • @bbxcupid
      @bbxcupid 4 роки тому +4

      🤣

  • @88kjk75
    @88kjk75 6 років тому +1795

    He has a sudden whim
    He makes the days not so grim
    But most importantly
    He a boy long and S L I M

    • @eidolor
      @eidolor 6 років тому +22

      This is a gem

    • @ahmadfaris8044
      @ahmadfaris8044 6 років тому +2

      Slim shady going to turn this into song

    • @apiocosmico833
      @apiocosmico833 6 років тому +2

      I'm the golbglobabgalab

    • @unclejimbo9881
      @unclejimbo9881 6 років тому +4

      You sir, write like Edgar Allan Poe. Lol👍

    • @Danidanijr
      @Danidanijr 6 років тому +1

      @everyone, r/wooosh

  • @LittleLightIsaOnce
    @LittleLightIsaOnce 5 років тому +4713

    He protecc
    He attacc
    But most importantly
    *this video comes from 6 years bacc*

  • @MilkerName
    @MilkerName 2 роки тому +24

    Just the fact that the whole interaction was *sooo soft* and gentle, that practically no discernible sound could be heard!- 🤭

  • @gabrielbanuelos5306
    @gabrielbanuelos5306 4 роки тому +2924

    Weasel: *uses every last bit of strength to fight for his life*
    Hooman: *”Haha, Weasel goes H O P”*

    • @mirailuvsu
      @mirailuvsu 4 роки тому +15

      LOL

    • @emilyttran
      @emilyttran 4 роки тому +16

      aww poor weasel all he wanted was to be strong 😭

    • @thepacificwart8777
      @thepacificwart8777 4 роки тому +19

      and if you squeeze, the weasel goes *POP*

    • @thepacificwart8777
      @thepacificwart8777 4 роки тому +3

      @Ornate Orator Not everything has to be a jojo reference... besides. hearing it constantly will just be extremely boring and lame, jojo's need a break once in a while

    • @Night-Lord
      @Night-Lord 2 роки тому +3

      @@thepacificwart8777way to add a not funny at all extension to that perfectly funny joke

  • @nneplyer4163
    @nneplyer4163 4 роки тому +1583

    Him: Hey, let's pl-
    The weasel: *"PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION!!!!!"*

    • @fernandaveloz7956
      @fernandaveloz7956 4 роки тому +3

      LMAO🤣🤣❤️

    • @captainpasta901
      @captainpasta901 4 роки тому +3

      BUT WHY THE FUCKING GAMES GIVES YOU CHOICE AND SAYS PEACE OR WAR even tho I choose peace he said sorry you lost by 1 vote now we are going to war
      Me: thinks am I even important or playing a role in the game ?

    • @Nobody-kg8sz
      @Nobody-kg8sz 4 роки тому +3

      *goose walks out of bushes*

    • @nneplyer4163
      @nneplyer4163 4 роки тому

      @@captainpasta901 lollllll XD

    • @nneplyer4163
      @nneplyer4163 4 роки тому

      @@Nobody-kg8sz XP

  • @madisondortilus5089
    @madisondortilus5089 4 роки тому +3086

    He protecc. He also attacc.
    But most importantly,
    he like his finger snacc.

    • @The_Beast_666
      @The_Beast_666 4 роки тому +7

      ROTFFLMAO dude you're hilarious as fuck. But why the hell dude why the hell don't you have like a million likes and a thousand replies?????!!!!!!

    • @madisondortilus5089
      @madisondortilus5089 4 роки тому +5

      Human Being, Tysm!!

    • @maxwolf001
      @maxwolf001 4 роки тому +7

      @@The_Beast_666 Best things in life are underrated
      That's the reason my human fellow

    • @maxwolf001
      @maxwolf001 4 роки тому

      @Lil Rhino Lol

    • @justamanofculture12
      @justamanofculture12 4 роки тому

      Lmao 😂

  • @kzgames3023
    @kzgames3023 Рік тому +68

    After all this time. Ozzy lives in our hearts and in our UA-cam.

  • @brandonschreiber6688
    @brandonschreiber6688 6 років тому +4214

    He protecc
    He attacc
    But most importantly,
    He cute as facc

  • @Alan96555
    @Alan96555 5 років тому +6773

    Finger: "moves"
    Weasel: "So you have chosen death"

    • @prla5400
      @prla5400 5 років тому +22

      Death has chosen me ;-;

    • @peanutgallery123
      @peanutgallery123 5 років тому +69

      we love stolen comments ✨

    • @osjos2822
      @osjos2822 5 років тому +18

      Original

    • @itzcasey1409
      @itzcasey1409 5 років тому +21

      @@peanutgallery123 yes becuz in a ocean of 12k comments there will never be any comments that are the same

    • @peanutgallery123
      @peanutgallery123 5 років тому +13

      ItzCasey this comment is literally copy and pasted, my guy. they literally copy and pasted the top comment lmao

  • @FennxFoolery
    @FennxFoolery 6 років тому +2404

    he protecc
    he attacc
    but most importantly
    he thought finger was a thicc snacc

  • @Lesminster
    @Lesminster 2 роки тому +18

    Perfect video. No unnecessary music. No unnecessary narration. Just adorable pet doing pet stuff :D

  • @FantasticBaby1224
    @FantasticBaby1224 6 років тому +5674

    He protec
    He attac
    But most of all
    He keep coming bac

    • @mushroomdude123
      @mushroomdude123 6 років тому +152

      FantasticBaby1224 He keep coming bacc for the snacc

    • @deadbeatnetwork9792
      @deadbeatnetwork9792 6 років тому +58

      FantasticBaby1224
      He protec
      He attac
      But most of all
      He as deadly as a snek

    • @monster_ylva5758
      @monster_ylva5758 6 років тому +10

      Love your profile picture!
      BigBang is amazing!

    • @mchan2141
      @mchan2141 6 років тому

      FantasticBaby1224 he does

    • @ThethTrashTalker
      @ThethTrashTalker 6 років тому +3

      FantasticBaby1224 Or he just, *breathe*

  • @snails4160
    @snails4160 6 років тому +5234

    He no protec
    He yes attac
    But most importantly
    Finger is snacc

    • @honnifaye6061
      @honnifaye6061 6 років тому +15

      Bandit The Hamster NOOO I was just about to comment that

    • @paradox2055
      @paradox2055 6 років тому +1

      **sad**

    • @paradox2055
      @paradox2055 6 років тому +1

      Feels bad man

    • @fire_gerbil20
      @fire_gerbil20 6 років тому +4

      don't you people know where the chicken fingers come from?

    • @thrillcg4l28
      @thrillcg4l28 6 років тому +3

      I don’t get it but I liked anyway

  • @shelby4940
    @shelby4940 6 років тому +1869

    He protec
    He attac
    But most importantly...
    He fits in my backpac

    • @damidnightgolfer
      @damidnightgolfer 6 років тому +2

      what is this from?

    • @jorelldye4346
      @jorelldye4346 6 років тому +7

      It's a meme. Blame 9Gag for every meme, lol.

    • @Edge9404
      @Edge9404 6 років тому +16

      @@jorelldye4346 it's 4chan actually

    • @seaneredia5199
      @seaneredia5199 6 років тому +27

      I thought you were gonna say ass crac

    • @SonnyGTA
      @SonnyGTA 6 років тому +1

      Shelby hee gould fore snac

  • @theaceofspades485
    @theaceofspades485 11 місяців тому +1

    It's cute. He doesnt absolutely shred your finger. That little cute is big kill. 😂
    I come back here to this channel to see this guy again.
    This showed up so long ago and led me to a realization these exist.
    I hope my buddy is still living his best life !

  • @xtra_onith4358
    @xtra_onith4358 4 роки тому +4416

    He bop, he drop, but most importantly: he hopp

  • @chairbutmakeitelectric.4704
    @chairbutmakeitelectric.4704 5 років тому +2464

    Hooman: Aww so cute!
    Weasel: VIVA LA REVOLUTIONNN

    • @SIMPLY_GJ
      @SIMPLY_GJ 5 років тому +3

      GibsonMeadows Yum Yum did u get that from nature cat?

    • @geoo3783
      @geoo3783 5 років тому +7

      GJ animations maybe but they also say it a lot in just cause three

    • @SIMPLY_GJ
      @SIMPLY_GJ 5 років тому

      Nexus Vector OH OK

    • @SirBork
      @SirBork 5 років тому +2

      U got that from Sovietwombels video didn’t u?

    • @nandinhocunha440
      @nandinhocunha440 5 років тому

      Is that a South Park quote?

  • @justaman1537
    @justaman1537 5 років тому +3235

    Finger: "slightly moves"
    Smol weird dog: *"Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!!"*

  • @GRosa250
    @GRosa250 Рік тому +30

    He’s crazy, fearless and 6 inches long. Could you imagine if he was 6 feet long.

    • @nathj4818
      @nathj4818 Рік тому +6

      That's what the missus tells me 😉

    • @GoCrazy69
      @GoCrazy69 Рік тому +1

      South America has those yk lol

    • @myplan8166
      @myplan8166 11 місяців тому

      Crazy, fearless and six feet long

    • @sourbaileys
      @sourbaileys 10 місяців тому +3

      Thats a wolverine for you. (Maybe not quite 6 feet, but a giant version of this little guy)

  • @LNOYBT
    @LNOYBT 6 років тому +1845

    He’s super quicc
    He’s the color of a sticc
    But most importantly...
    Dang those fingers T H I C C

    • @ssa3101
      @ssa3101 6 років тому +60

      Something tells me u laughed out loud at your own comment while writing it.

    • @WKRISIGRFKS
      @WKRISIGRFKS 6 років тому +1

      lol

    • @LNOYBT
      @LNOYBT 6 років тому +9

      Gimme a Break I probably did who knows

    • @magnumopus1415
      @magnumopus1415 6 років тому

      I

    • @jWill359
      @jWill359 6 років тому

      600th like for you no sub to me

  • @TheTrueUltimateDX
    @TheTrueUltimateDX 6 років тому +1737

    So weasels are just sausages with velociraptor heads

    • @glb5053
      @glb5053 6 років тому +33

      Furry ones.

    • @ayal8842
      @ayal8842 6 років тому +12

      Woke

    • @anubis611
      @anubis611 6 років тому +6

      Yup

    • @criroc5022
      @criroc5022 6 років тому +1

      Ahah

    • @mokonono5903
      @mokonono5903 6 років тому +24

      Velociraptors are just kinda weird weasels with feathers

  • @KJ-nw8ge
    @KJ-nw8ge 6 років тому +1868

    If these things were 6ft tall the world would end

    • @oaka5639
      @oaka5639 6 років тому +145

      They are super strong, they kill much larger animals, i think cat size would be already dangerous for us

    • @CHRISatYT01
      @CHRISatYT01 6 років тому

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TheMusicalFeeling
      @TheMusicalFeeling 6 років тому +9

      Thats seems so creepy 😂

    • @shmikeyify
      @shmikeyify 6 років тому +45

      Snatch us up by the back of the head and pull us under a giant couch. Game over

    • @TinnedWaffles
      @TinnedWaffles 6 років тому +3

      They'd be like those crazy giant dog things from Lord of the Rings

  • @allnamestakenlol
    @allnamestakenlol Рік тому +3

    Over a decade later and I still stop what I'm doing to watch an Ozzy the weasel video when one appears in my recommendations.

  • @johnnykwon3999
    @johnnykwon3999 4 роки тому +981

    The title should be:
    He attac.
    He attac.
    He attac.

    • @patseludo1681
      @patseludo1681 4 роки тому +58

      He attac he attack but mostly he attac
      Bruh ths is actually the first time i have so many likes

    • @Maotaobao
      @Maotaobao 4 роки тому

      Wtf

    • @YHaTToY
      @YHaTToY 4 роки тому +5

      @@Maotaobao what ?

    • @Maotaobao
      @Maotaobao 4 роки тому

      @@YHaTToY its cringy

    • @YHaTToY
      @YHaTToY 4 роки тому +9

      @@Maotaobao nah

  • @pyromaniacalmagpie3198
    @pyromaniacalmagpie3198 4 роки тому +1324

    This didn't show up in my recommended at random. I've loved Ozzy for years.

  • @apostolos10
    @apostolos10 5 років тому +3650

    6 years ago: coming for the video
    2019: coming for the meme

    • @StrockStroz_
      @StrockStroz_ 5 років тому +24

      Nah im just here to see how many ppl says this dead meme.

    • @apostolos10
      @apostolos10 5 років тому +2

      StrockStroz _ same

    • @stopusingthisavatar56
      @stopusingthisavatar56 5 років тому +6

      @@apostolos10 Alright that's enough of that.

    • @salty_kr
      @salty_kr 5 років тому +7

      @@StrockStroz_ oh yeah yeah
      I came for the meme
      Obamaaaaaaaaa

    • @StrockStroz_
      @StrockStroz_ 5 років тому +5

      @@salty_kr
      ........

  • @redpxnda8651
    @redpxnda8651 11 місяців тому +1

    I randomly found this in my feed today- I have never seen this creature in my life!
    I dont know much
    but what I do know is:
    he protecc
    but he also attacc
    RIP Ozzy, I can tell you lived a good life 💕

  • @kingzeeb319
    @kingzeeb319 4 роки тому +9307

    Due to the weasel living approximitely 4-6 years and this video was released 8~ years ago, let's all pay our respect to the little fella.
    RIP Ozzy.

  • @brickbybrickdesignstudio1545
    @brickbybrickdesignstudio1545 4 роки тому +3959

    this was 7 years ago, today he's so big he ate the owner!

    • @sandravanstaveren7978
      @sandravanstaveren7978 4 роки тому +43

      You mean 8 years ago

    • @ice_tea_enjoyer
      @ice_tea_enjoyer 4 роки тому +61

      Its been 8 years ago now hes bigger but now the owner is ready to start eating him from the inside cuz the farret swallowed him whole his jaw unhinged and then the owner ate his way out the stomach

    • @sandravanstaveren7978
      @sandravanstaveren7978 4 роки тому +33

      @@ice_tea_enjoyer WHAT that's beyond my understanding

    • @2ederson
      @2ederson 4 роки тому +39

      To be fair, most animals would eat us if they could, but they can't, so they don't lol

    • @liammurphy2725
      @liammurphy2725 4 роки тому +8

      @@2ederson Necrotising fasciitis, these are cute little organisms that do eat you.

  • @kylehyde215CA
    @kylehyde215CA 6 років тому +820

    Weasel, my son. Will you A) protect me with all your might or B) bite my fingers and run from sight?

    • @ShaulDawg
      @ShaulDawg 6 років тому +6

      😂

    • @eeee-et4vw
      @eeee-et4vw 6 років тому +28

      C) All of the above

    • @SirQuackles
      @SirQuackles 6 років тому

      It’s a ferret

    • @SirQuackles
      @SirQuackles 6 років тому

      Sorry (I can’t remember animals by their appearance

    • @GuardiansWithdrawn
      @GuardiansWithdrawn 6 років тому +3

      C) Something something *Green Latern's light!*

  • @giannovich8341
    @giannovich8341 Рік тому +11

    That was the greatest minute and 28 seconds of my life.
    So sad he's passed, but so happy he got to live such a good life.
    RIP Ozzy

  • @FierceDeityRick
    @FierceDeityRick 6 років тому +5697

    *Ozzy uses Teleport*

    • @fullmoonxxxx
      @fullmoonxxxx 6 років тому +34

      FierceDeityRick when my brother played heart gold and soul silver he had a stantler named ozzy

    • @GamesNGames
      @GamesNGames 6 років тому +6

      I did not factor in the warp ability.

    • @One-sj6xj
      @One-sj6xj 6 років тому +4

      FierceDeityRick ozy screams dajaku dajaku

    • @真念-z4c
      @真念-z4c 6 років тому +25

      Ozzy: Omae wa mou shindeiru!!

    • @Thomas-ex6tp
      @Thomas-ex6tp 6 років тому +25

      (teleports behind you)
      Nothing personal kid

  • @dhritimansalim6504
    @dhritimansalim6504 4 роки тому +22139

    We are all gathered here today to celebrate UA-cam's recommend algorithm. See u all in 6 years when we gather here once again.

    • @Morning_Dewdrop
      @Morning_Dewdrop 4 роки тому +188

      Yeah, can’t wait

    • @iandick1364
      @iandick1364 4 роки тому +97

      You are so very right, 😆

    • @grudds
      @grudds 4 роки тому +35

      Yup

    • @zipper9198
      @zipper9198 4 роки тому +91

      This comment for some odd reason made me sad

    • @dhritimansalim6504
      @dhritimansalim6504 4 роки тому +23

      @@zipper9198 yeah, back in India they used to say that every 6 year is a bad year u know right?

  • @samerhenen4112
    @samerhenen4112 6 років тому +1075

    UA-cam, thank you for putting this in my recommended....
    Even though I never watched anything related to it

    • @cokaneds
      @cokaneds 6 років тому +11

      This is one of the extremely few times I wasn't disappointed though 😂

    • @giinganiinja
      @giinganiinja 6 років тому +3

      Same here. This, and Mr bubbz, have been some of the only times my recommendations on YT have been worth while.

    • @abigase135
      @abigase135 6 років тому +2

      Me recently 😂😂😂

    • @Munching
      @Munching 6 років тому +3

      Samer Henen cut the shit I see right through your history and it says right here you have been watching furry porn it’ ok though we all been through that stage in life

    • @insertsomethingfunnyhere7129
      @insertsomethingfunnyhere7129 6 років тому

      Me

  • @YogsenForfoth
    @YogsenForfoth Рік тому +20

    Ozzy was such a wonderful ambassador for his species. May he rest in peace. ❤

  • @dat1hyperkid729
    @dat1hyperkid729 4 роки тому +1729

    UA-cam has the audacity to hide this from me for seven years... despicable

    • @shabloomykazoo6225
      @shabloomykazoo6225 4 роки тому +18

      Your profile picture invalidates everything said, ever

    • @animekid9603
      @animekid9603 4 роки тому +2

      Same bro

    • @welcomehomedublin2018
      @welcomehomedublin2018 4 роки тому +1

      Same here! He must paid to get more views

    • @lilyavery2685
      @lilyavery2685 4 роки тому +3

      Ikr! What were they thinking

    • @monkeybrelin
      @monkeybrelin 4 роки тому +4

      The really cute one you want to watch is: search for "Ferret shows human her babies"

  • @stephenthethiccboi9775
    @stephenthethiccboi9775 4 роки тому +687

    Finger: **exists**
    Weasel: Is this a personal attack or something?

  • @CherryBlossomKid
    @CherryBlossomKid 4 роки тому +746

    I like how everyone’s saying “aww” as they watch this violent little fluff noodle brutally attack this poor man’s meat grabber.

    • @GadZip
      @GadZip 4 роки тому +22

      aww

    • @salvadortoscano2534
      @salvadortoscano2534 4 роки тому +20

      It is war preparations, the little fluff noodle must be ever-wary of invaders!

    • @spongie4419
      @spongie4419 4 роки тому +50

      no one going to mention she said meat grabber

    • @mint5438
      @mint5438 4 роки тому +8

      That has two very different meaning my d00d

    • @lolok1421
      @lolok1421 4 роки тому +20

      @@spongie4419 his hands are made of flesh and he uses them to grab stuff. so they're meat grabbers.

  • @April-kk6bv
    @April-kk6bv Рік тому +12

    I could lose a whole day playing with this little guy💕

  • @Averagemitskienjoyer44
    @Averagemitskienjoyer44 6 років тому +613

    The new ice age looks cool.

    • @katbrained
      @katbrained 6 років тому

      What

    • @matthewkim812
      @matthewkim812 6 років тому

      Dude it’s intense

    • @rickh3714
      @rickh3714 6 років тому

      The White Duvet epoch. The only things left on the planet are ebullient li'l weasels and disembodied hands that tickle and accept bites willingly!

  • @MMD88
    @MMD88 4 роки тому +8598

    Me: hey google how long do weasels live for
    Google: 4-6 years
    “looks at how old the video is”
    Me: *visible sadness*

  • @sanderijdema8345
    @sanderijdema8345 4 роки тому +3103

    He attack
    He protec
    But most importely
    He comes back😀😀

  • @garyr7027
    @garyr7027 2 роки тому +9

    Playful critters, he'd be great to have around. How can anyone not appreciate these little guys? His enthusiasm alone is not just comical but entertaining. Such a cute little guy.

  • @LLOOYYYDD
    @LLOOYYYDD 6 років тому +5486

    I think you left your hamster in the dryer for too long

    • @AngelaMerici12
      @AngelaMerici12 6 років тому +44

      Hahahaha!!

    • @tec-jones5445
      @tec-jones5445 6 років тому +182

      You did what?!?!
      You can't do that!
      Hamsters are dry clean only!

    • @sophiacapozzi7247
      @sophiacapozzi7247 6 років тому +5

      It’s called a ferret.. but i guess ur do dumb to know that.. I mean it doesn’t even look like a hampster

    • @AngelaMerici12
      @AngelaMerici12 6 років тому +214

      @@sophiacapozzi7247 It was a joke sweetheart.

    • @sophiacapozzi7247
      @sophiacapozzi7247 6 років тому +3

      AngelaMerici12 a stupid one

  • @peikko3304
    @peikko3304 6 років тому +352

    What a cute sausage

    • @kristina8391
      @kristina8391 6 років тому +6

      randøm2468 SAUSAGE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Damn it bitch

    • @sokolov.legacy
      @sokolov.legacy 6 років тому +3

      AHAHAHAAHAHAJAJAHBhajajahajaahaha man u made my day

  • @zach9809
    @zach9809 4 роки тому +3731

    He protecc
    He attacc
    But most importantly this got recommended 7 years after the facc

    • @tokaraho17
      @tokaraho17 4 роки тому +24

      😂😂😂

    • @elcalabozodelandroide2
      @elcalabozodelandroide2 4 роки тому +1

      Y

    • @MT-ek9te
      @MT-ek9te 4 роки тому +16

      The Weasel
      ...the Wild Weasel is a Code Name, and a name of a squadron still named , of the U.S. Air Force.
      The U.S. Air Force named the Weasel for its squadron during the Vietnam War to suppress and attack enemy Missile Systems Communication Systems and Radar Installations. It is considered one of the most dangerous missions in the world to do.
      They attack these heavily fortified installations to protect friendly allied aircrafts.
      It is a testimony of these animals. Ferocious and mean and cute to.
      :)

    • @badAim2
      @badAim2 4 роки тому

      At least it's not another cat video, ey

    • @Lisa-pb3qp
      @Lisa-pb3qp 4 роки тому +2

      Too funny. 🤣

  • @ghost.ink.
    @ghost.ink. Рік тому +4

    11 years later, I'm glad this appeared on my recommendation feed. Looks like old legends aren't forgotten!

  • @triangleswith3angles
    @triangleswith3angles 5 років тому +3649

    Human: *_peacefully exists_*
    Weasel: *hippity hoppety....... Your finger is my property*

    • @americanteehee5699
      @americanteehee5699 5 років тому +22

      Funny! Espacially with your name 😂

    • @triangleswith3angles
      @triangleswith3angles 5 років тому +39

      @@americanteehee5699 thanks you are nice to me.
      ..... *I won't ban you*

    • @americanteehee5699
      @americanteehee5699 5 років тому +8

      @@triangleswith3angles thanks a lot Mr or Miss FBI Agent! xD

    • @triangleswith3angles
      @triangleswith3angles 5 років тому +11

      @@americanteehee5699 but you are in my watchlist anyway

    • @americanteehee5699
      @americanteehee5699 5 років тому +3

      @@triangleswith3angles thanks for telling me! Now I should look up how I can send you a present with milka (brand) chocolate and some flowers :-)

  • @scarrost
    @scarrost 3 роки тому +2598

    RIP Ozzy, may he fight all the Gods in the hotdog afterlife.

    • @PiggyDrawsRoblox
      @PiggyDrawsRoblox 3 роки тому +17

      Ozzy DIED!?!

    • @minkworks6143
      @minkworks6143 2 роки тому +142

      @@PiggyDrawsRoblox Weasels only live for a few years. This video is almost than 10 years old :(

    • @cremdilly7176
      @cremdilly7176 2 роки тому +23

      Does every video need to have a RIP comment?

    • @oOThemasterfoxOo
      @oOThemasterfoxOo 2 роки тому +5

      F

    • @EntheogenShaman
      @EntheogenShaman Рік тому +27

      ​@PiggyDrawsRoblox of course he died, but let's not forget that he really got to LIVE

  • @trustmeidontlie1906
    @trustmeidontlie1906 6 років тому +466

    He protecc
    He attacc
    _But most importantly_
    *He wiggle like a maniac*

  • @ambermaccraig7316
    @ambermaccraig7316 Рік тому +19

    Ozzy, you were such a special little boy and I'm sure you brought as much joy to your rescuer as you could. I pray you had a wonderful life wherever that may have been, either here or back in the wild.

  • @aedengerds8345
    @aedengerds8345 4 роки тому +697

    In the weasel's head: *battle music, the sound of his paws scratching and scraping on the covers, the wind rushing through his fur as he tackles a worthy opponent*
    The audience: *air conditioner in the background as a brown noodle hops silently across the bed to attack immobile fingers*

    • @adt4025
      @adt4025 3 роки тому +12

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @darkclaws1234567891
      @darkclaws1234567891 3 роки тому +12

      No more like he's hearing *through the fire and flames*

    • @NorthernMouse52
      @NorthernMouse52 Рік тому

      ​@@darkclaws1234567891As one day You will!

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario 6 років тому +3526

    Normal type

  • @SofArtFactory
    @SofArtFactory 4 роки тому +1239

    Smull bean

  • @duchessarcher66
    @duchessarcher66 Рік тому +3

    Thank you UA-cam recommendations for returning me to this joyous moment ❤

  • @humzaad9640
    @humzaad9640 6 років тому +680

    That a weird looking banana

    • @RonnieHouseJr
      @RonnieHouseJr 6 років тому

      *What

    • @whiteash2797
      @whiteash2797 6 років тому +6

      I think your dog is retarded

    • @Wicked_Powers
      @Wicked_Powers 6 років тому +6

      What are you talking about? It's a horse.

    • @mrpuff505
      @mrpuff505 6 років тому +11

      Oh fuck. I thought it was a damn dildo

    • @staitz2728
      @staitz2728 6 років тому

      Classic Gamer r/WOOOOOSHH

  • @gayelzae510
    @gayelzae510 5 років тому +10224

    Okay I'm a little scared because the "He protec he attac" meme wasn't a thing 7 years ago....

    • @MoneyManHolmes
      @MoneyManHolmes 5 років тому +1927

      Did they change the title a few years after uploading, or is this the origin of the meme?

    • @gayelzae510
      @gayelzae510 5 років тому +2169

      @@MoneyManHolmes the world may never know

    • @kingsolitaire7213
      @kingsolitaire7213 5 років тому +447

      That's what I'm thinking.

    • @CalaTec
      @CalaTec 5 років тому +761

      It was changed. It said something about Ozzy, which was the weasel's name.

    • @omoriperocondrip9130
      @omoriperocondrip9130 5 років тому +221

      Memeseption

  • @droopsmoop
    @droopsmoop 6 років тому +1144

    Godamnit Timmy I told you to not leave the hamster in the taffy puller for too long

    • @lucambacamba9132
      @lucambacamba9132 6 років тому +53

      F O R T O O L O N G

    • @speedygrease
      @speedygrease 6 років тому +9

      LMAO

    • @sunnynoriega4288
      @sunnynoriega4288 6 років тому +15

      *ADVENTURE TIME COME ALONG* *WITH YOUR FRIENDS WE'LL GO* *TO VERY DISTANT LANDS*
      *JAKE THE DOG*
      *AND*
      *FINN THE HUMAN*
      *THE FUN NEVER ENDS ITS* *ADVENTURE TIME*

    • @TMcd22
      @TMcd22 6 років тому +12

      Sorry dad

    • @laylapalladino9113
      @laylapalladino9113 6 років тому +1

      *LMFAOOOOOOOOO*

  • @Ale-k_Official
    @Ale-k_Official Рік тому +3

    This little guy is so cute, im sad it came to end. But, don’t be sad it ended, be happy it happened.
    Rest In Peace Ozzy.

  • @esausantibanez3702
    @esausantibanez3702 4 роки тому +321

    Words cannot describe how much joy little ozzy brings to me

  • @petezaldarriaga3932
    @petezaldarriaga3932 4 роки тому +1531

    He protecc
    He attacc
    But most importantly he thinks the human's finger is a snacc.

    • @DogeGamer2015
      @DogeGamer2015 4 роки тому +8

      Fuck youre right.

    • @Sn00ps22
      @Sn00ps22 4 роки тому

      XD

    • @juanchen1280
      @juanchen1280 4 роки тому +2

      @@ntjacobb
      *and he is is cute and that is a facc

    • @juanchen1280
      @juanchen1280 4 роки тому +1

      @@ntjacobb
      Ok thanks for explaining :D

    • @Dwagonier
      @Dwagonier 4 роки тому +1

      Fr one killed a baby ate all its fingers off in the middle of thr night and people be like oh my gaw its so facking cute when in reality if it was bigger it would fucking be bitting ur head off

  • @krystalmarie2719
    @krystalmarie2719 4 роки тому +759

    “Dear diary,
    It is Tuesday August 11th 2020.
    I’m in the weird but cute side of UA-cam again.”

    • @Monkeysinger24
      @Monkeysinger24 4 роки тому +20

      “Others have joined me on this fine day, and are letting me know.”

    • @etinaz4978
      @etinaz4978 4 роки тому +1

      Me too,babe.

    • @Shostakovichsnumberonesimp
      @Shostakovichsnumberonesimp 4 роки тому +3

      All of my UA-cam is just cute but weird but take out the cute ;_;

    • @katsu7676
      @katsu7676 4 роки тому +2

      I am diary

    • @lchebadu
      @lchebadu 4 роки тому +1

      Diary, I am

  • @Dr_Doctor_Lee
    @Dr_Doctor_Lee Рік тому +5

    this was adorable ^w^
    godspeed little one. may your soul rest well.

  • @Funasenbaer
    @Funasenbaer 6 років тому +2482

    He Protec
    He Attac
    but most importantly
    elongated rat

  • @justamanofculture12
    @justamanofculture12 4 роки тому +1603

    *Human's fingers:* "Exists."
    *Weasel:* "Is for me? 🥺👉👈."

  • @spoorky7718
    @spoorky7718 5 років тому +871

    Weasel? Ferret?... Chernobyl dog?....Hotdog rat?

  • @mikelitoris6923
    @mikelitoris6923 Рік тому +1

    For some reason these 10-15 years old per videos have started conquering my recommended.
    Not complaining, just confused.
    Keep em coming! 😁

  • @unclecharlie9148
    @unclecharlie9148 6 років тому +2030

    He protec
    He attac
    BUt most importantly he quic as facc

    • @crispyasfuck2856
      @crispyasfuck2856 6 років тому +8

      Major W

    • @georgetempest9627
      @georgetempest9627 6 років тому +4

      wow, you are almost perfect at spelling and grammar of the English language - let some other people have their fun without ridiculing the in public!

    • @unclecharlie9148
      @unclecharlie9148 6 років тому +26

      George Tempest so you didn't get it

    • @filipmode125
      @filipmode125 6 років тому +11

      Uncle Charlie lol do you want to put him on r/woooosh or should i?

    • @unclecharlie9148
      @unclecharlie9148 6 років тому +5

      Filip Mode Go on...

  • @kaleiah2800
    @kaleiah2800 4 роки тому +1969

    UA-cam: wanna see a cute animal in the weasel family attack someones fingers?
    9.4M people: *YES.*

  • @KrotoEbrik
    @KrotoEbrik Рік тому +2

    11 years .
    Love this little fella

  • @CrayCow
    @CrayCow 6 років тому +619

    he protec
    he attac
    but most importantly
    why is this on my recccccommended?