DO NOT BUY A KATANA WITHOUT WATCHING THIS!!

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  • @MiniKatanaStore
    @MiniKatanaStore  Рік тому +1706

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    • @Foldevius
      @Foldevius Рік тому +15

      i dont know what to put here
      placeholder

    • @Neverlookbehindyou
      @Neverlookbehindyou Рік тому +16

      Bro really put this here when he said we can lose are fingers

    • @ushamani2105
      @ushamani2105 Рік тому +4

      Sorry it's too much money for me

    • @Gabestercosplay
      @Gabestercosplay Рік тому +1

      Mini Katana Thanks i just bought a katana today from my local flea market so your info was helpful

    • @hydroblobber
      @hydroblobber Рік тому +3

      Your blades are being displayed upside down

  • @EliteEnayet
    @EliteEnayet 2 роки тому +90878

    Achievement: New Fear Unlocked 👀

  • @Clover2k
    @Clover2k Рік тому +7577

    I now live in perpetual fear of having my non existent katana slice off all my fingers.

  • @nea267
    @nea267 2 роки тому +9496

    my anxiety going up when it slides down💀

  • @LedgerBalance
    @LedgerBalance 4 місяці тому +202

    Remember, kids: swords are just big knives, and a falling knife has no handle.

    • @nowonmetube
      @nowonmetube 3 місяці тому +6

      Or: A falling knife has no fingers.

  • @cheekios4951
    @cheekios4951 2 роки тому +8145

    The way the fingers are flying I can't 💀💀💀

    • @limitxofficial1714
      @limitxofficial1714 2 роки тому +19

      Chill

    • @Sjjdudhsh
      @Sjjdudhsh 2 роки тому +27

      his hand just blast

    • @jad2290
      @jad2290 2 роки тому +9

      you can't 'die' ? is that what you meant?
      because I can help you with that

    • @RottenBlackPotato
      @RottenBlackPotato 2 роки тому +4

      ​@@jad2290 what

    • @snl63
      @snl63 2 роки тому +10

      ​@@jad2290 bro how old are you..that emoji is for dying of laughter..

  • @swekhayedinachanu1558
    @swekhayedinachanu1558 Рік тому +5024

    Me who'll never buy katana:
    "Ah I see-"

  • @asailingstone
    @asailingstone 2 роки тому +26000

    my anxiety just by watching this video: 📈📈📈📈

    • @marchere_69
      @marchere_69 2 роки тому +118

      Hold the Katana just like Giyu

    • @mr.monstersushh8699
      @mr.monstersushh8699 2 роки тому +11

      Real

    • @1010_Hi
      @1010_Hi 2 роки тому +60

      Someone has no idea what real anxiety feels like.

    • @naureennisha8512
      @naureennisha8512 2 роки тому +42

      My fingers were tingling this whole time like I just got cut and I was imagining that paper cut omg 😨

    • @skyfirerrato
      @skyfirerrato 2 роки тому +5

      Gas GAs GAS

  • @savestate6360
    @savestate6360 3 місяці тому +28

    Katana sheaths don't usually fall off that easily. Most Katana sheaths hold it in place even if it's held like that. If it falls, then it wasn't constructed properly. However, it's best to just hold it correctly.

    • @Goldfox2112
      @Goldfox2112 8 днів тому +1

      Yeah thats what I thought. A good katana would never just "fall" like that. Maybe they just sell wall hangers instead of quality weapons 😂

  • @ankit-jangid
    @ankit-jangid Рік тому +2766

    Me : I've never seen a real Katana.
    Also me : memorizing steps to keep me safe

  • @Katanaweilder1
    @Katanaweilder1 2 роки тому +3820

    Zoro be like: thats my boy

  • @reddevilgaming8303
    @reddevilgaming8303 Рік тому +2142

    How to hold a katana ?
    Step 1: Have a Katana

  • @mathewgurney2033
    @mathewgurney2033 3 місяці тому +13

    Solution: Never sheathe your blade in anything but the enemies torso.

    • @deadriv
      @deadriv Місяць тому +1

      that’s what she used to say…

  • @Min.8716
    @Min.8716 2 роки тому +3918

    “So how did you lose your fingers?”
    “I held the katana wrong”

    • @memekingdom9810
      @memekingdom9810 2 роки тому +16

      Hi I am the 100th like. You re welcome

    • @Certimax7
      @Certimax7 2 роки тому

      @WING OF SKY EARTH ur mom

    • @Certimax7
      @Certimax7 2 роки тому +8

      @WING OF SKY EARTH huh

    • @Certimax7
      @Certimax7 2 роки тому +4

      @WING OF SKY EARTH what u on about

    • @Certimax7
      @Certimax7 2 роки тому +1

      @WING OF SKY EARTH ok...

  • @dictatorboy2428
    @dictatorboy2428 2 роки тому +4894

    "First you have to own a katana before touching it"
    -A wise man

  • @scribble4310
    @scribble4310 2 роки тому +1678

    me watching this knowing very well knowing I will never even see a ketana

  • @danielmain1885
    @danielmain1885 2 роки тому +1007

    His fingers:
    “Lemme just fly away”

  • @tonypazzo6944
    @tonypazzo6944 2 роки тому +2269

    “Search for Japanese…. Swords” you had us in the first half ngl

    • @andyhernandez5317
      @andyhernandez5317 2 роки тому +8

      😂

    • @iluv_kawaii_animeboys
      @iluv_kawaii_animeboys 2 роки тому +7

      wdym..

    • @iss165here5
      @iss165here5 2 роки тому +31

      Imagine his search history 💀
      Henta-!
      Yao-!
      Waif-!
      Momo-!

    • @GymmyRhys
      @GymmyRhys 2 роки тому

      why on earth would someone look up japanese porn when japanese people have small penises...

    • @jasygamer
      @jasygamer 2 роки тому +28

      @@iss165here5 hentana, a katana with pictures of hens on it

  • @Abhi_8383
    @Abhi_8383 2 роки тому +607

    Bro that literally gave me a tons of anxiety.

  • @NotYou-k5m
    @NotYou-k5m 7 днів тому +1

    Zoro be like: What i didn't know that 😅

  • @fransthefox9682
    @fransthefox9682 2 роки тому +4640

    Fun fact: If the sword just slides out of the scabbard like that, it's not a well tailored scabbard.

    • @anothergenericgamer_
      @anothergenericgamer_ 2 роки тому +338

      My thoughts exactly

    • @Rupix15
      @Rupix15 2 роки тому +422

      was gonna say this too. thank you.
      a proper katana won't slide off the scabbard even if it's turned towards the floor/ground.

    • @YutaOkkotsu3-7
      @YutaOkkotsu3-7 2 роки тому +266

      Lmao that's what I thought as well, but maybe because the katana is merely a replica and not made for an actual fight, that's probably why it's not as good as the real deal. Still though, it's pretty dangerous.

    • @redglare4892
      @redglare4892 2 роки тому +18

      exactly Like

    • @fransthefox9682
      @fransthefox9682 2 роки тому +107

      Exactly. The whole point of the Habaki is to hold the blade tightly inside.

  • @talmagetaylor5226
    @talmagetaylor5226 Рік тому +1044

    The blade should not slide out. Part of the function of the Habaki is to keep the blade snug. Often katana users will have to pop the sword out by pushing their thumb on the Tsuba. If your sword is sliding out it wasn’t made correctly

    • @BSPancake
      @BSPancake 9 місяців тому +132

      Exactly what I was thinking. They made it seem as if tipping the handle downwards slightly will make the whole thing slide out. Only case I see something like what happens in the video other than bad manufacturing/wear and tear, is they never actually fully put it back in.

    • @yaibanisenctien9746
      @yaibanisenctien9746 8 місяців тому +55

      Exactly "sliding out" = bad manufacturing 😎😎😎

    • @winky.44
      @winky.44 8 місяців тому +27

      even authentic katana can have loose fits, it all depends on the wear on the fittings. sayas are wood so they obviously get worn down by metal habaki, and katana aren't meant to be super snug that in itself is bad manufacturing

    • @theangrycanuck8331
      @theangrycanuck8331 8 місяців тому +43

      ​@@winky.44It's not meant to be hard to draw, but it shouldn't rattle and fall out easily either. It has to have enough contact that you can feel the Habaki contact the Saya, and also not have it bounce as you walk. If you want to secure your sword, the lace on tge Saya could be used to tie the sword down, to prevent it fallibg out when pointed down wards, running without your hands free to keep the sword in place.

    • @Sensual_Tortoise
      @Sensual_Tortoise 8 місяців тому +3

      I was about to say this very thing👍

  • @frostbite_offical4760
    @frostbite_offical4760 2 роки тому +3257

    Him: do not touch a katama me: touches one before he speaks

  • @rizalarey4177
    @rizalarey4177 2 місяці тому +1

    Moral of the story: NEVER HOLD A KATANA

  • @Mambaforever08
    @Mambaforever08 Рік тому +1565

    My anxiety just took a GODAM vacation when you said you might try to grab it when it falls out💀

    • @harrietjameson
      @harrietjameson Рік тому +42

      remember: NEVER try to save a falling blade
      back away

    • @iceerush1549
      @iceerush1549 Рік тому +9

      @@harrietjameson yes especially if the blade is falling on someone else

    • @wildgamebeast9095
      @wildgamebeast9095 Рік тому +3

      Yes, never try to grab a knife when it falls off your counter while washing dishes

    • @awesomeak9739
      @awesomeak9739 Рік тому +1

      Fr

  • @Mirakuruuu
    @Mirakuruuu Рік тому +4013

    In japan, you dont choose the katana.
    The katana chooses YOU.

  • @shivanshgandhi3219
    @shivanshgandhi3219 2 роки тому +2818

    Step 1 :- Do not buy a katana

    • @0-Templar-0
      @0-Templar-0 Рік тому +94

      Buy a long sword!
      they are way cooler than the glorified Japanese butter knife...

    • @randomyeatfan4509
      @randomyeatfan4509 Рік тому +11

      @@0-Templar-0 you mean butterfly knife?

    • @buffglobal4173
      @buffglobal4173 Рік тому +38

      @@randomyeatfan4509 does calling it a butterfly knife somehow make it better? I could stab a man wielding a butterfly knife 5 times before he could even open it, seriously one of the least practical knives in the world

    • @hatsyats9857
      @hatsyats9857 Рік тому +14

      I’m never
      Buying a katana

    • @FriendOxygen625
      @FriendOxygen625 Рік тому +13

      ​@@buffglobal4173 I don't disagree, they're mostly flash but literally every knife requires some kind of opening or drawing and opening a butterfly knife can be super fast

  • @Endər
    @Endər 12 днів тому +1

    Achievement unlocked 🔓: Lose them fingers

  • @marissathepotato7292
    @marissathepotato7292 Рік тому +1280

    “Search online for Japanese…. uhhhh *Swords* “

    • @NxVernxual
      @NxVernxual 11 місяців тому +35

      let him search for sword fight next🤣

    • @Officialphantommagician
      @Officialphantommagician 11 місяців тому +57

      If you get the joke like this post!😂💀

    • @RonaldoFanIndeed
      @RonaldoFanIndeed 11 місяців тому +14

      Japanese gir- ah i mean uh Swords!

    • @Chicken337
      @Chicken337 11 місяців тому +5

      Japanese therapy 😂

    • @firelookss
      @firelookss 11 місяців тому +7

      "Search online for Japanese..... h-h-hashira swords!"

  • @rigure
    @rigure 2 роки тому +941

    I was like "But how can you hold it SO wrong, to cut your fingers?!"
    Then the katana slid- 💀

    • @annaxyt2000
      @annaxyt2000 2 роки тому +5

      Who typed this comment for you🤔

    • @wozeeee
      @wozeeee 2 роки тому +3

      @@annaxyt2000 huh???!?😊

    • @tonystark559
      @tonystark559 2 роки тому +1

      If you're too high and drunk don't do it

    • @rigure
      @rigure 2 роки тому +2

      @@annaxyt2000 I have no idea what you mean, but if my comment is gramatically incorrect, might I defend myself with the excuse of being Swiss? XD

    • @rigure
      @rigure 2 роки тому +1

      @@tonystark559 I'm pretty sure no sharp objects should be paired with a person that is under the influence of alcohol AND drugs XD

  • @atigamerofficial
    @atigamerofficial Рік тому +1597

    "If your katana fall then forget about it and let it fall" - Albert Einstein

    • @sleepyhaywire
      @sleepyhaywire Рік тому +80

      « The katana never fall far from the fingers »
      - Newton

    • @rektforeverhd123
      @rektforeverhd123 Рік тому +52

      “source?”
      -mark Zuckerberg

    • @atigamerofficial
      @atigamerofficial Рік тому +54

      @@rektforeverhd123 "Trust me bro" -
      Sun Tzu

    • @BugsAGD
      @BugsAGD Рік тому +13

      😂

    • @LuminousWhispers11
      @LuminousWhispers11 Рік тому +12

      That is essentially what I would do if a Kitchen knife fell. Rushing to pick up a falling sharp object is asking for it.

  • @WJT.
    @WJT. 4 місяці тому +35

    Remember, a falling knife have no handle

    • @nowonmetube
      @nowonmetube 3 місяці тому

      You mean a falling knife has no fingers.

  • @akishamer1479
    @akishamer1479 2 роки тому +713

    New anxiety unlock 💀
    POV: my anxiety level📈📈

    • @deku_xD
      @deku_xD 2 роки тому +4

      Bss kr bhai nhi milenge likes

    • @imagamershorts
      @imagamershorts Рік тому +3

      Copied comment everyone dislike!

  • @legendplayer1405
    @legendplayer1405 Рік тому +1826

    "Do not touch your katana until u watch this video "
    "Me who don't have a katana" :👁️👄👁️

  • @New_Paradigm
    @New_Paradigm 9 місяців тому +245

    "Now I see . . . You deny your weapon its purpose!"

    • @Superiorlumbago9260
      @Superiorlumbago9260 5 місяців тому +18

      The memes Jack!

    • @New_Paradigm
      @New_Paradigm 5 місяців тому +9

      @@Superiorlumbago9260
      Apple bottom jeans, Raiden
      BOOTS WITH THE FUR

    • @cooltrainervaultboy-39
      @cooltrainervaultboy-39 4 місяці тому +1

      Sir, I bought this at a kiosk at the mall. It's not even a functioning weapon!

    • @Raime69
      @Raime69 3 місяці тому +1

      "It yearns to bathe in the blood of your fingers"

    • @ILYA__VASILYEV
      @ILYA__VASILYEV 3 місяці тому +2

      ​​@@Raime69 "but you hold it back!"

  • @liker7155
    @liker7155 3 місяці тому +3

    Take an anecdote on katana
    Tanjiro comes to talk to Inosuke:
    - Inosuke, why are you so rude with a katana?
    - You know, Gonpachiro, I've been used to delivering ragged blows to enemies since childhood. So don't worry about me, even if I freeze my limbs off.
    Tomioka comes in and tells:
    - Guys, I came back from hunting here. Did anyone accidentally drop their fingers?

  • @3r1414
    @3r1414 9 місяців тому +777

    Same rule applies in a kitchen. Hold it right or be prepared for it to hit the ground. DO NOT CATCH A FALLING BLADE.

    • @georgerontube
      @georgerontube 8 місяців тому +38

      Exactly, "A falling blade has no handle."

    • @yuyuzhao96
      @yuyuzhao96 6 місяців тому +6

      😅i did that😂 the kitchen knive slide my thumb in half (just sharpened a day ago)

    • @godlessheathen9809
      @godlessheathen9809 5 місяців тому +2

      🤪🤙Right🤣🤣🤣

    • @scorpions1965
      @scorpions1965 4 місяці тому +4

      My brother found it the hard way yesterday, there was a lot of blood

    • @BrendanMiller-rj1ro
      @BrendanMiller-rj1ro 4 місяці тому

      Learned that rhe hard way from a meat cleaver

  • @misterkaos.357
    @misterkaos.357 Рік тому +349

    "All you had to do was keep your thumb on the tsuba, CJ!"

  • @NordicCarved
    @NordicCarved 8 місяців тому +302

    Like a lot of people are saying, well made katanas should not just slip out. They’re meant to be a snug fit specifically so that doesn’t happen.

    • @csabaczibere697
      @csabaczibere697 4 місяці тому +35

      That's right. Normally you don't use your thumb to keep the sword in its sheath, but to help your other hand draw.

    • @bvhia
      @bvhia 4 місяці тому +20

      True but theoretically its possible if you take the katana to a place with a different temperature and humidity level than where it was made it could come loose.
      Ive had both happen - katana gets stuck in sheath, and katana slides out too easy

    • @babbybaer3534
      @babbybaer3534 4 місяці тому +5

      I don't use a katana, but I use a similar sword, and I was taught that you hold it like this so no one can disarm you before you have drawn your sword.

    • @angryjalapeno
      @angryjalapeno 4 місяці тому +6

      The key word is "should".

    • @yesyes4660
      @yesyes4660 3 місяці тому +9

      seeing these things just fall out of the saya is making me chimp out
      how cheap are these things lmao
      even my dragonking modern wakizashi i could EASILY hold upside down and it would stay in the saya for as long as i needed it to!!

  • @b.v.yogesh1237
    @b.v.yogesh1237 4 місяці тому +2

    Best tip : Don't Touch a katana at all

  • @DaToxicJay
    @DaToxicJay Рік тому +328

    The part where the katana fell and you pretended to catch it gave me goosebumbs

    • @ronnierimer8921
      @ronnierimer8921 Рік тому +10

      Yeah my fingers started tingling

    • @Tenshiko.
      @Tenshiko. Рік тому +1

      I freakin reacted to that too.

    • @TheOtrebor19
      @TheOtrebor19 Рік тому +1

      Actually is really rare that you cut yourself but holding a katana by the blade

  • @JoySparkx
    @JoySparkx 2 роки тому +794

    I think he cares for our fingers so that we could continue watching next short, like....🤣

    • @blankey4435
      @blankey4435 2 роки тому +2

      my next short was a football player getting tacked and his butt. jiggling

    • @huruhara182
      @huruhara182 2 роки тому +1

      ​@@blankey4435 what the 💀

    • @demon.isdumbasfck
      @demon.isdumbasfck 2 роки тому

      ​@@huruhara182 my next short was a man saying "bro who got you similng like that" and it was a police giving a massage to a man, and the man was on a electricity chair dying

  • @doomguy974
    @doomguy974 Рік тому +1118

    Another rule: a falling knife (or sword in this case) has no handle. Let it fall then pick it up.

    • @kacper.6537
      @kacper.6537 Рік тому +10

      Or hold on the handle

    • @matthewsimpson5621
      @matthewsimpson5621 Рік тому

      Or grab the blade from the sides

    • @rockyblacksmith
      @rockyblacksmith Рік тому +80

      @@kacper.6537 The point is: Once it's falling, NEVER try and grab it.

    • @kacper.6537
      @kacper.6537 Рік тому +6

      @@rockyblacksmith dont make it fall then

    • @MS-gk6cl
      @MS-gk6cl Рік тому +5

      If you let it fall it'll cut your toes. So better grab it instead 😶‍🌫️

  • @Blitz6789
    @Blitz6789 3 місяці тому +2

    Why did I see 11 fingers slice off in the end 💀

  • @Winna_Kinsa
    @Winna_Kinsa 10 місяців тому +1487

    Bruh, if I see a sharp object falling, I won't even try to catch it. My instincts will immediately activate my cat reflexes and make me jump a mile away from it.

    • @RajveerSingh-bm7cc
      @RajveerSingh-bm7cc 10 місяців тому +39

      I guess you are a cat😂

    • @Winna_Kinsa
      @Winna_Kinsa 9 місяців тому +82

      @@RajveerSingh-bm7cc meow! Meow! Hissssss! 🐈

    • @Gankstomper
      @Gankstomper 9 місяців тому +22

      ​@@Winna_KinsaCringe

    • @Winna_Kinsa
      @Winna_Kinsa 9 місяців тому +61

      @@Gankstomper I know. And I regret it every single day 😔😂

    • @Rainworldiscool
      @Rainworldiscool 8 місяців тому +24

      Dropped a knife once and immediately jumped away before realizing what I dropped

  • @silverdevilx_x2129
    @silverdevilx_x2129 2 роки тому +413

    Hashiras without internet: 👁️👄👁️

    • @anushkanegi304
      @anushkanegi304 2 роки тому +5

      Bahahahahah 😂

    • @sayan5880
      @sayan5880 2 роки тому +6

      This is why Gyomei doesn't use a katana

    • @saimyintmyat9373
      @saimyintmyat9373 2 роки тому +5

      @@sayan5880 but his machete is able to slice a person in half 😆.

    • @ieditvids-_-
      @ieditvids-_- 2 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @sayan5880
      @sayan5880 2 роки тому +2

      @@saimyintmyat9373 ngl I find his machete is more powerful than any hashira's red blade katana in DS.

  • @demonofpowerpg3d504
    @demonofpowerpg3d504 Рік тому +654

    I did not ever plan to get a katana but I still love how random my shorts are 😏😵‍💫

    • @egizikid
      @egizikid Рік тому

      My thoughts exactly

  • @brandonshelp4682
    @brandonshelp4682 4 місяці тому +1

    If the blade slides out, your scabbard doesn't seal properly. You need a better scabbard.

  • @irisgaming5615
    @irisgaming5615 Рік тому +1077

    Now I'm worried about my four year old brother losing all his fingers even though he might never be wielding a katana ever

    • @faribamoradi4309
      @faribamoradi4309 Рік тому +6

      Bro you don’t know what it’s like having a 3 year old human monkey 😂

    • @Jonah123_Iliketrees
      @Jonah123_Iliketrees Рік тому

      @@faribamoradi4309?

    • @turboz2001
      @turboz2001 Рік тому +2

      You’re a good sibling

    • @beni69420
      @beni69420 Рік тому

      Just don’t give him your katana

    • @nmc400
      @nmc400 Рік тому +2

      Real handmade katanas from japan dont slide out. If its slides out its poorly made sheath/fit. It should require some force to pull out. Youre supposed use one to hand pull the blade and thumb on the other hand to push the tsuba. If your blade slides out. Itll be terrible for horseback riding. Your blade just falling out or flying in and out of the sheath like crazy. 200 dollar katanas are just for display. Actual blades costs thousands.

  • @rafaelstv
    @rafaelstv Рік тому +914

    Dude, that's probably one of the most useful pieces of advice I have ever read on-line if any.

    • @shrimp7800
      @shrimp7800 Рік тому +16

      I'll add one more bit of advice to it: if you buy a katana, don't buy his lol

    • @Tuulos
      @Tuulos Рік тому +6

      @@shrimp7800 So much this. There's something really wrong if the sword just slides out of the scabbard like that.

    • @kazeryu17
      @kazeryu17 Рік тому +9

      @@Tuulos for most katanas, the habaki creates a little bit of tension that helps the blade stay secured inside the saya, but katanas are heavy, and it's not enough tension to fully lock it in place when it is upside down. The idea behind this is that you want to be able to draw the sword very quickly, and be ready to slash at a moments notice, just like how gunslingers want to be able to draw there pistol quickly.

    • @Andovaa
      @Andovaa Рік тому

      Yess

    • @SouL-ob5wx
      @SouL-ob5wx Рік тому

      Its been about 15 years since the last time I saw someone put a hyphen in the word online

  • @m.e.productions4403
    @m.e.productions4403 2 роки тому +21408

    So you could search up Japanese uhhhhhhhhh swords had me dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Edit: mom I’m famous

    • @whispxbaby
      @whispxbaby 2 роки тому +447

      For my it's henti

    • @ryanlee9150
      @ryanlee9150 2 роки тому +339

      @@whispxbaby like naming your sword henti right!?! 😂

    • @xxnoo_gamerxx224
      @xxnoo_gamerxx224 2 роки тому +89

      World record for the best katana name!

    • @Doork131
      @Doork131 2 роки тому +68

      @@whispxbaby i hope i dont lose fingers so i can sesrch words too

    • @ethanol_012
      @ethanol_012 2 роки тому +43

      like hanime! *please dont search this up*

  • @sylvester-levainqueursao
    @sylvester-levainqueursao 3 місяці тому

    Okay, understood ! Thanks much for the advice !

  • @chloe_cosmo
    @chloe_cosmo 2 роки тому +564

    “Do not touch a katana”
    “Wasn’t planning on it”
    *scrolls*

    • @yohanesmy8354
      @yohanesmy8354 2 роки тому +3

      Kitana 💀💀💀

    • @nurdin7994
      @nurdin7994 2 роки тому

      Mortal kombat reference

    • @chloe_cosmo
      @chloe_cosmo 2 роки тому +4

      @@yohanesmy8354 oops! I have a friend who’s name is Kitana and I forgot which is which.

    • @wirayudha2614
      @wirayudha2614 2 роки тому

      Then come back to post a comment

    • @chloe_cosmo
      @chloe_cosmo 2 роки тому

      @@wirayudha2614 of course

  • @ImaHaveBIGpen
    @ImaHaveBIGpen 4 місяці тому +1

    samurai who lived 500 years ago and had no way to watch this video:

  • @Shin1ngL1ght
    @Shin1ngL1ght 2 роки тому +345

    “Unless you want to lose all your fingers”
    Me who’s playing with scissors while watching this : 👁👄👁

  • @ryanhuynh7509
    @ryanhuynh7509 Рік тому +194

    One more important tip: Don’t buy $50 katana online, it’ll easily slide out😅

    • @ethanbirling1115
      @ethanbirling1115 Рік тому +7

      that's what she said

    • @iamme01
      @iamme01 Рік тому

      @@ethanbirling1115 lol

    • @iamme01
      @iamme01 Рік тому +2

      @@ethanbirling1115 as a she, i found this very humorous.

    • @misterkaos.357
      @misterkaos.357 Рік тому

      I always slide out quite easily, right before I bust my nut.

    • @jenniferpfuhl75
      @jenniferpfuhl75 Рік тому

      @@iamme01npc🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @DZ_loverZz
    @DZ_loverZz 2 місяці тому +1

    Thanks bro

  • @WutAPunk
    @WutAPunk 2 роки тому +583

    "Those Japs didn't have a chance to draw theirs." - 👴🏻

    • @michlogan8856
      @michlogan8856 2 роки тому +16

      😭 dark humor for whoever understands

    • @FactusCactus
      @FactusCactus 2 роки тому +1

      @@michlogan8856 this ain't dark humour, this is straight up cancer and unfunny

    • @wAPaD.
      @wAPaD. 2 роки тому +8

      ka - boom

    • @Mrow_Yae
      @Mrow_Yae 2 роки тому +1

      YO

    • @cappuchiino9238
      @cappuchiino9238 2 роки тому +13

      "Those katanas couldn't even take care of a little boy, let alone a fat man." - 👴🏻

  • @jasonpauljulian
    @jasonpauljulian 2 роки тому +299

    "all of your fingers"
    Thumb : *cries in the corner*

  • @nitujaiswal7619
    @nitujaiswal7619 Рік тому +847

    Japanese "uuhh" swords had me rolling😂😂😂

  • @AscendingGuru
    @AscendingGuru 4 місяці тому

    Also, the first years, as you sheath, make sure the blade is up and not facing the groove of your thumb. It only needs to happen once guys. I bare touched my desk with that thing and it left a deep cut. A little bit deeper than I thought it would.

  • @AzizurRahman-nt4gx
    @AzizurRahman-nt4gx 2 роки тому +583

    Nobody:
    Me:katana falls*
    Runs away screaming

  • @toasty6943
    @toasty6943 2 роки тому +362

    Killer bee: let me introduce myself

  • @Sphoxros
    @Sphoxros Рік тому +391

    Most, if not ALL well made katana's will Not just slip out of the sheath. There is a reason at matches you will always notice that they will push out the katana with the thumb before actually pulling the sword out of the sheath.

    • @willpoirier7926
      @willpoirier7926 9 місяців тому +38

      Not gonna lie, I’ve been waiting for that exact comment and I agree with you a 100%

    • @DrJackShelton
      @DrJackShelton 8 місяців тому +8

      Basic Íaîdō stuff right?
      Even us watching anime and not blade combat proficient know That much! : D
      I am still gonna not swing blades around thinking they’re safe cause they’re in the scabbard like some kinda physically active noob… yes that feels like the right terminology!

    • @Fool408
      @Fool408 6 місяців тому +5

      Saya's seals heavily vary. Wear and tear will make it so your blade will have a looser seal. Also, weather changes the seal vastly

    • @zambekiller
      @zambekiller 5 місяців тому +2

      ​@@Fool408 and what are you doing thats causing that amount of wear and tear?
      Unless you're drawing it as fast as possible from the sheath it shouldn't be wearing out that fast but then again I wouldn't trust a katana bought from an online site to be drawn without it breaking immediately let alone it actually cutting something.

    • @animeoperator
      @animeoperator 5 місяців тому

      Mine does slip unfortunately. But, I haven't noticed the problem with sensei's katana, my fathers or even my replica. My real swords habaki is loose though. And I think the fuchi is too wide.

  • @Deolifica
    @Deolifica 4 місяці тому +1

    Who has the instinct to try and hold a falling blade? You guys don't cook?

  • @usualunusualfellow
    @usualunusualfellow 2 роки тому +231

    “A falling blade has no handle.”
    -Random chef I talked to

    • @nutzeeer
      @nutzeeer 2 роки тому +2

      On the contrary I caught the round blade of a bread cutter mid fall. It sliced into my thumb a bit but not to the bone.
      I thank my reflexes because my foot was right below all that.
      Man this story is hard to believe if it didnt happen to myself.

    • @nutzeeer
      @nutzeeer 2 роки тому +2

      Context: it was stored under a microwave that i was trying to get from the top shelf.

  • @chirayu.18
    @chirayu.18 Рік тому +54

    "search online for Japanese... aaa... swords" 🙂

  • @砂-z2l
    @砂-z2l 2 роки тому +111

    All of your finders がバラバラになって吹っ飛んでいくの面白すぎるw

  • @AtPanic23
    @AtPanic23 2 місяці тому

    Additional tip: rest your thumb a bit to the side of the tsuba instead on the dead center to prevent slicing your thumb in 2

  • @R0UGE122
    @R0UGE122 Рік тому +335

    High-quality katanas have a proper vacuum seal around the hibaki (small brass piece right above the tsuba [handguard]) that prevents it from slipping out. The sword should have a snug and firm fit inside the scabbard that can only be pulled out.

    • @R0UGE122
      @R0UGE122 Рік тому +10

      I'm glad to say, after buying the Obsidian Katana, there is a good seal that holds the sword in pretty snug.

    • @Sgt.Shirou
      @Sgt.Shirou Рік тому +3

      Yeah I made a similar comment before reading yours thanks for saying the brass pieces name I couldn't remember it

    • @ightimmaheadout290
      @ightimmaheadout290 Рік тому +7

      This guy katanas

    • @derrickjacobs613
      @derrickjacobs613 Рік тому

      Mines doesn’t slip out either i was confused when i saw this video

    • @Da_Thing_Should_Not_Be
      @Da_Thing_Should_Not_Be Рік тому +3

      was about to say the same thing here. agreed. the only katanas I've ever come across that "fall out" of their scabbards are the cheap flea market type crap that are primarily display pieces. the proper "battle ready" variety that I've got and handled over the years have ALL had a solid tight fit that prevent the blade from just falling out.

  • @jackwilliamtaylor5656
    @jackwilliamtaylor5656 Рік тому +300

    Thank god, I was just about to leave for my local katana store

  • @incogneeto2941
    @incogneeto2941 2 роки тому +182

    “This is how you hold a katana”
    *Instantly thinks about Rengoku*

  • @Garrison64
    @Garrison64 Місяць тому

    I do own one and it’s actually a pretty scary thing to handle. I was surprised how easily the tip penetrated things which usually isn’t even the thing you see in videos. The blade itself is razor sharp and something that long, that is that sharp with a decent amount of weight behind it, just isn’t something to play around with. My respect for them went up tremendously after seeing what it is capable of up close. I keep it clean and in a stand and only rarely take it out for inspection.

  • @hollowknight7536
    @hollowknight7536 2 роки тому +679

    I found this out the hard way…. 😂

    • @mostly._.human2275
      @mostly._.human2275 2 роки тому +40

      God and Jesus love you

    • @crusade6918
      @crusade6918 2 роки тому +66

      @@mostly._.human2275 when did they say that?

    • @dor477
      @dor477 2 роки тому +7

      God dayum

    • @duckiscool8212
      @duckiscool8212 2 роки тому +23

      @@mostly._.human2275 didn’t god restart humanity with a flood?

    • @guilhermeviana2198
      @guilhermeviana2198 2 роки тому +21

      Do you still have your fingers, though ?

  • @IOSALive
    @IOSALive 7 місяців тому +6

    Mini Katana, Subscribed because your videos always make me smile!

  • @rxge.edxts.
    @rxge.edxts. 2 роки тому +84

    Zenitsu holds it like that 👀 they gave detailing in the anime pretty nicely

    • @TheHorseSlayer
      @TheHorseSlayer 2 роки тому +16

      every swordman in animes hold it like that

    • @yolomax
      @yolomax 2 роки тому +3

      ​@@TheHorseSlayer yeah and when they don't they hold the sheat upwards

    • @sheeftala
      @sheeftala 2 роки тому +1

      Zoro and Brook also. I’ve seen it more than a hundred times I wondered why they hold it like that

  • @CALVIN0139
    @CALVIN0139 4 місяці тому +14

    Me trying to be samurai
    0.5 second later

  • @santinotimbol5030
    @santinotimbol5030 2 роки тому +134

    Mini Katana: "the katana can easily fall off"
    Also Mini Katana: "this is why your katana is so hard to remove from the sheathe"

    • @hh126
      @hh126 2 роки тому +1

      ikr

  • @furryempath9619
    @furryempath9619 Рік тому +241

    Okay now you have started a new phobia for me because I am bad at remembering things. I am not going anywhere near those.

  • @literallyrey
    @literallyrey Рік тому +1263

    "Unless you wanna lose all your fingers"
    1st graders now knowing you can not regenerate body parts:👁️👄👁️

  • @Alacard0malley
    @Alacard0malley 4 місяці тому

    It's amazing you are a successful katana salesman. For real I'm glad you've got a big enough market to support yourself that's awesome.

  • @toomi6130
    @toomi6130 2 роки тому +73

    Step #1 of properly holding a katana : *Have* *a* *katana*

  • @petrakvapilova3485
    @petrakvapilova3485 2 роки тому +412

    Me with my reflexes i'm gona miss it or i don't gona even noitice 😅 ty guys for soo many likes 🤗

    • @RedTrooper22
      @RedTrooper22 2 роки тому +7

      You can lose your toes, we're inclusive 😉

    • @randomguyidk5882
      @randomguyidk5882 2 роки тому +1

      You might lose your future child-

    • @29maskboy
      @29maskboy 2 роки тому

      ​@@randomguyidk5882 ayo nightmare 💀

  • @aaronwalker1615
    @aaronwalker1615 2 роки тому +254

    "DON'T GRAB MURASAME BY THE BLADE !!! AHHHH!!!" 😂 😆

    • @letsplaygame443
      @letsplaygame443 2 роки тому +6

      You mean Sam's sword.

    • @bry9810
      @bry9810 2 роки тому +17

      @@letsplaygame443 Akame ga kill: murasame is a one hit kill blade so if you get cut you have to amputate immediately or your 💀

    • @jayanchoudhury1200
      @jayanchoudhury1200 2 роки тому +1

      Yh sams sord

    • @letsplaygame443
      @letsplaygame443 2 роки тому +1

      @@bry9810 now i know there are plenty swords.Thanks for recommendation.

    • @ABELPLIER
      @ABELPLIER 2 роки тому +2

      @@jayanchoudhury1200 sup

  • @LostGlitching
    @LostGlitching 3 дні тому

    UNLESS, ofcourse, the habaki is made well enough so that it won't slide out easily, but also not be a tight fit. Japanese craftsmen had a specialist for most parts of the katana and the habaki was a very important part as it prevented the blade from falling out of the saya. It's still important to hold the tsuba, but it shouldn't really fall out automatically if you tilt it too much. I could hold my katanas upside down by the sheathe and wouldn't fall out unless I'd do any rough movements.

  • @trisxart2393
    @trisxart2393 Рік тому +1638

    Anime has been preparing me for this my whole life 👁️👄👁️
    Edit: Well getting all of these likes was unexpected indeed.
    Also for the people in the comments it's a joke lol 😭

  • @KishoreKumar-fz4pw
    @KishoreKumar-fz4pw 2 роки тому +179

    you just added a new fear in my mind, craziest part is I may never get a chance to hold a katana but still this fear is etched into my brain forever!!! 😂😂

  • @liquidtomatoes
    @liquidtomatoes 2 роки тому +98

    there are two types of people , people with katanas and people with friends

    • @ares8991
      @ares8991 2 роки тому +4

      and weaboos with katana

    • @EdgeGilid
      @EdgeGilid 2 роки тому +3

      I have both, what does that make me then?

    • @liquidtomatoes
      @liquidtomatoes 2 роки тому

      @@EdgeGilid you're obviously schizophrenic

    • @EdgeGilid
      @EdgeGilid 2 роки тому +1

      Oi why did you delete that lmao

    • @jealous_prod
      @jealous_prod 2 роки тому +1

      Fr tho

  • @lestradewilson2962
    @lestradewilson2962 5 місяців тому +2

    Also, place your thumb not in the middle, but to the right side of the tsuba, unless you want your thumb to be cut in half.

  • @Meme_Armory
    @Meme_Armory 2 роки тому +1271

    Me with a plastic katana: My goals are beyond your understanding mortals
    Edit:MOM IM FAMOUS

    • @tengoku9623
      @tengoku9623 2 роки тому +71

      Me with 2 wooden katana: Perfectly balanced, as all things should be

    • @LegoTale2591
      @LegoTale2591 2 роки тому +73

      @@tengoku9623 me with my low quality paper katana: peasants

    • @supernova8132
      @supernova8132 2 роки тому +65

      @@LegoTale2591 me with no katana: Im 4 parallel universes ahead of you

    • @Ritam_gg
      @Ritam_gg 2 роки тому +30

      @@supernova8132 what is katana?

    • @supernova8132
      @supernova8132 2 роки тому +14

      @@Ritam_ggis this a joke

  • @Shakti700
    @Shakti700 Рік тому +89

    Properly made katana should have a retention, caled "seal". There are even different techniques of breaking a seal. If your katanas slide out so easily, than they are not properly made

    • @sheabrockhoff2279
      @sheabrockhoff2279 Рік тому +15

      Exactly, you can use the thumb to push on the tsuba to pop the seal. Not to just prevent it from sliding out. As you said, a properly fitted sword will never “fall out”

    • @Aethytub
      @Aethytub Рік тому +12

      Thank you, this was the reply I was looking for. So many people here are just consuming this nonsense, any authentic katana will have this feature. Saying the sword will just, "slip out" is pure madness, the thumb on the tsuba is also essential for drawing the sword in a swift motion

    • @stevenstocker9873
      @stevenstocker9873 Рік тому +2

      If you want form fitting, then you'll have to pay more for a custom. you're paying for mass-produced the shelf parts. Was thinking of wrapping the cling film around the blade and spray mould release, then pour silicone into the saya. Slip the blade in and let it set. But I don't know how the silicone would react with the carbon steel.

    • @PhoenixFyre13
      @PhoenixFyre13 Рік тому +5

      ​@@stevenstocker9873 Even cheap mass-produced katanas have a seal unless they are utter garbage. I have a $30 one that was the first in my collection, and it will not just fall out of the sheath unless it was not put back in properly in the first place. You could hold it upside-down and shake it and it wouldn't fall out. And again, only $30!

    • @stevenstocker9873
      @stevenstocker9873 Рік тому +1

      @PhoenixFyre13 , well my kill bill ten ryu bride sword, has this problem as does my koto katana, which set me back 90-100 quid each...

  • @palmeditsx
    @palmeditsx Рік тому +587

    “unless of course, you want to lose all your fingers”
    💀
    edit: ty for 500 :D

  • @AhmedSpider_47
    @AhmedSpider_47 4 місяці тому

    Very usefull advice thanks

  • @Melonvibesandstuff
    @Melonvibesandstuff 2 роки тому +292

    New fear unlocked:holding Katana wrong

  • @hueyp8001
    @hueyp8001 11 місяців тому +50

    "If you want to lose all your fingers" *THE THUMB IS STILL THERE*

    • @ChrismasBoy95
      @ChrismasBoy95 4 місяці тому

      it's there, except it was off your palm...

    • @dianrahmawati583
      @dianrahmawati583 4 місяці тому

      Oh i think otherwise, you would lose your thumb but 4 other will safe, because katana sharp edge is on top

  • @OutdoorsLover12
    @OutdoorsLover12 Рік тому +447

    Searching online for Japanese..uhhh….AYO 💀💀

    • @kulakan
      @kulakan Рік тому

      Hes gay

    • @rainhat1
      @rainhat1 Рік тому +6

      What did you think it was? It was maybe just swords

    • @bran_rx
      @bran_rx Рік тому +2

      sus 📸💀

    • @chuckdee1189
      @chuckdee1189 Рік тому +1

      Lol 😆 he was wrong for doing that

    • @muslim693
      @muslim693 Рік тому +1

      😂😂😂🦵🦵🦵

  • @hawaiiansuperpunchLa
    @hawaiiansuperpunchLa 6 місяців тому

    good advice! thanks bro 🤙🤙🐶

  • @acefetrix
    @acefetrix 2 роки тому +262

    Zenitsu when sleeping :SEVENTH FORM THUNDER BREATHING!!! *slays katana sheathing moment *

    • @anushkanegi304
      @anushkanegi304 2 роки тому +4

      Bahahhaa 😂

    • @just-being-aryan
      @just-being-aryan 2 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @footzboulf4n281
      @footzboulf4n281 2 роки тому +1

      Who?

    • @ayoutubeuser1284
      @ayoutubeuser1284 2 роки тому +1

      SLAY🤩😍🥰💅✨

    • @Dqrk1700
      @Dqrk1700 2 роки тому +1

      He's practically in Super instinct mode during sleep which come to think of it is actually really op not to mention his super Sonic hearing

  • @ManjeetKaur-jr1qv
    @ManjeetKaur-jr1qv Рік тому +151

    "do not touch your katana unless you watch this video"
    *I Immediately drops the katana*

  • @vanciusei3116
    @vanciusei3116 2 роки тому +54

    That Blur part tho🤣

    • @aalu6773
      @aalu6773 2 роки тому +1

      Wahahaah he almost got us