The Only Turds In Essex? Worst Places in Essex, UK

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  • Опубліковано 15 чер 2024
  • Here at the worst Villages, Towns and Cities in Essex. Essex somehow has some really deprived areas and is one of the home Counties close to London which means there are some levels of wealth within the county. But there are also some of England's most poverty stricken places in this county. The worst places in Essex are just as bad as anywhere else I've been. The weather was appalling and you most definitely would not want to come on holiday to these places. A lot of the crime from London spills over into this county although it's not as crime filled as Kent. Let us know where Turdtowns should visit next when we return from our hiatus.
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  • @gonightboat
    @gonightboat 5 місяців тому +453

    It’s so tragic to see this once great nation in a state of total decline . We have been sold out by traitors and criminals . Unless there is radical change it’s only going to get worse .

    • @peterm7548
      @peterm7548 5 місяців тому +130

      Essex folk have got exactly what they wanted: Tories in power and freedom from the EU. Careful what you wish for!

    • @HarleyFirestorm
      @HarleyFirestorm 5 місяців тому +51

      @@peterm7548 Oh that damage was done and it started when Labour got into power in 1997

    • @IStOLeuRAnDomS
      @IStOLeuRAnDomS 5 місяців тому +71

      @@HarleyFirestorm so it wasn’t started by Thatcher no?

    • @HarleyFirestorm
      @HarleyFirestorm 5 місяців тому

      @@IStOLeuRAnDomS Nah go back to the 70s and the strikes and it was way worse before Thatcher, but I am not a fan of Thatcher anyway.
      From a personal view it was labour in 1997 who have done much more damge to the UK than anyone else to destroy the country, I absolutely dread another 4 years of them, as much as I dislike the tories.

    • @newbeginnings8566
      @newbeginnings8566 5 місяців тому

      These places became Turds 30 years before Brexit..
      They will only become bigger, giant turds - if you can imagine that being possible...

  • @Natez-vw4kd
    @Natez-vw4kd 5 місяців тому +139

    I grew up in Southend. It has really gone downhill in the last 20 years. In the 80s and 90s it was a great place to live. Every shop was occupied. There was virtually no homelessness and there were loads of nightclubs. Every night of the week there was some club night going on. But, they've all closed down. Even the most famous club, Tots has closed. Its now the King Pin bowling alley which you might have seen in your drone shot from the car park behind the seafront.
    To be honest, it has improved a little over the last year or so. New shops have opened, but there are far too many takeaways and phone shops. This year we hosted the largest Street Art festival in Europe for the second year running and it was a massive success. I still live in the area, just not in the center.
    After viewing many of your other videos, my opinion of the town/city has gone up a lot. It still deserves to be on your list, but it is improving and there are plans to greenify the high street. Maybe worth a revisit in the future.

    • @bishan2281
      @bishan2281 5 місяців тому

      Ask to King to visit this town to ramp up the activities....cakes or bread... his choice....

    • @CHRISANDREOU4199
      @CHRISANDREOU4199 5 місяців тому

      Let me guess you got your cultural enrichment,
      Diversified out of fkkn contention,
      Or just full of Londoners running from their "enrichment"

    • @housinauthority5258
      @housinauthority5258 5 місяців тому +13

      'nightclubbing' is becoming a thing of the past. Youngsters now don't go out like people did in the 80's and 90's

    • @Natez-vw4kd
      @Natez-vw4kd 5 місяців тому +3

      @@housinauthority5258 That's why all the clubs closed. They're more interested in gaming and becoming UA-camrs. That and the law changed to allow pubs to stay open longer.

    • @bushwhackeddos.2703
      @bushwhackeddos.2703 5 місяців тому +8

      It’s getting more enriched by the day, the prospects are grim.

  • @russellhunter8378
    @russellhunter8378 5 місяців тому +56

    Fun fact, the Sacha Baron Cohen comedy Grimsby was filmed in Tilbury because it's even worse than Grimsby.

    • @splodge5714
      @splodge5714 5 місяців тому +3

      Didn't think it possible for anywhere to be more grim than Grimsby.

    • @alexritchie4586
      @alexritchie4586 4 місяці тому +2

      ​@@splodge5714They built the world's longest suspension bridge so people could escape Grimsby quicker. The problem is that it leads to Hull. Choose your poison.

  • @davekennedy6315
    @davekennedy6315 5 місяців тому +157

    Thank you for not tearing Jaywick apart too bad. With all the negative press the poor place has received over the years it has made the locals annoyed by those passing judgement but also the sense of community i saw was massively inspiring. Also its not just Essex that has used Jaywick as a dumping ground, i met people from all over the UK (Liverpool, Manchester, London, Lincoln, Great Yarmouth and more!)
    My mate moved there back in early 2000s and that was right into the worst part. He introduced me to loads of people there from all over the UK and all with tales to tell of previous hardships. I live in a small Northern Essex town and was amazed at how nice, respectful and friendly everyone was to me. They treated me like a local the first time i met them and were ALL lovely people. I was a little on edge initially after hearing about Jaywicks reputation and the fact that a little before i visited someone had been killed by being run over (possibly repeatedly and certainly purposely!) I soon learned that the `victim` was a suspected paedophile that had received some street justice! But i needn`t have worried as everyone was great and friendly. I really hope the government starts to actually look after Jaywick and its residents, they deserve some love!

    • @ifaiful
      @ifaiful 5 місяців тому +11

      A lot of UA-cam coverage on jayrick lately, including Bald and Bankrupt, surprisingly calm!

    • @Turdtowns
      @Turdtowns  5 місяців тому +19

      I didn’t hate it but yes it is a mess there. I would go back to jaywick which is saying much more about it than other places I’ve been!

    • @suefilby1511
      @suefilby1511 5 місяців тому +11

      I’ve lived in jaywick for for 38 years- love it and wouldn’t want to live anywhere else. I was born in grays. True what he says . Lakeside done it in . Was a nice town when I was a child. From what I hear it’s awful now.

    • @riddimchef1
      @riddimchef1 5 місяців тому +10

      As a child in the 60s Jaywick was like heaven on earth to me. I loved it 👌🏽

    • @KimMason-qq7hk
      @KimMason-qq7hk 5 місяців тому +6

      Jaywick is only bad on the sea front in them huts the rest is ok I have family in jaywick and Clacton in the 80s was such a lovely place for a kid

  • @rogerking7258
    @rogerking7258 5 місяців тому +51

    Every time my wife and I visit Clacton we remember that we said "never again" on the previous visit. We have now finally learned our lesson, but it's a shame - it was fun 60 years ago when I was a kid.

    • @ThisWontEndWell
      @ThisWontEndWell 5 місяців тому +12

      Clacton is fast becoming greater Jaywick, it's basically the dumping ground for all the problems of Essex.

    • @richlee509
      @richlee509 5 місяців тому +2

      Also not in essex but lowestoft. Jeez that is bad news

    • @tenniskinsella7768
      @tenniskinsella7768 4 місяці тому

      Never ever liked Clacton

    • @aminyamumsminge
      @aminyamumsminge 3 місяці тому

      ​@ThisWontEndWell it's been like that for years

    • @aminyamumsminge
      @aminyamumsminge 3 місяці тому

      ​@tenniskinsella7768 I live there and if it wasnt for my mum and mental health home,I would have drowned myself by now,that's how shit it is here

  • @sarasate89
    @sarasate89 5 місяців тому +63

    Was surprised you didn't mention Bas Vegas when talking about Basildon. The name locals call Festival Leisure Park, a sort of out of town leisure park built in early 2000 (I think) with restaurants, bowling alley, multi screen cinema, night clubs etc. Fine during the day but would absolutely avoid at night unless you want trouble!

    • @tenniskinsella7768
      @tenniskinsella7768 4 місяці тому +6

      I've been there at night no problems

    • @domhubbard2197
      @domhubbard2197 4 місяці тому +1

      No mention of 'basil-drain', which alot of people call it.

    • @tenniskinsella7768
      @tenniskinsella7768 4 місяці тому

      @@domhubbard2197 obviously I meant brain drain labour can't run anythingb

    • @SW-kr9fl
      @SW-kr9fl Місяць тому

      Yep grew up there and spent most weekends in Bas Vegas. Great if you’re up for a fight

  • @baronthorsteinn
    @baronthorsteinn 5 місяців тому +167

    I spent the first 20 years of my life in Essex - just not the Turdtowns areas. I could spot most of the candidates a mile away, although (fortunately) Harlow is the only one I was anywhere near, and why anyone would want to live in that concrete carbuncle is a mystery that not even Miss Marple, Inspector Morse and Sherlock Holmes could solve if they all pooled resources.

    • @darthwiizius
      @darthwiizius 5 місяців тому +11

      We have Stevenage in Herts, blame them for Harlow 'coz they invented the New Town by looking at the Garden City 2 junctions north up the A1 and thought: "you know what would be great? Something like this designed entirely with a set square and built out of pebble dashed concrete. I mean, how else are we going fill it full of chavs?".

    • @baronthorsteinn
      @baronthorsteinn 5 місяців тому +4

      @@darthwiizius I'm fairly sure I went through Stevenage once... and fortunately I've never had to go there again. About all it'll ever be famous for is Lewis Hamilton.
      Harlow was a blight on my sight and mind for far longer.

    • @Kinematographer
      @Kinematographer 5 місяців тому +3

      Lovejoy could..filmed in Essex!

    • @ifaiful
      @ifaiful 5 місяців тому

      How about Michael Barrymore?

    • @darthwiizius
      @darthwiizius 5 місяців тому +4

      @@baronthorsteinn
      Well a member of Jethro Tull comes from Stevenage, a friend of mind hangs out with him. I know the -chav infested shithole- town too well, I come from the aforementioned Garden City.

  • @CorbyTaylor
    @CorbyTaylor 5 місяців тому +86

    So glad Tilbury was number one. I had a friend who lived there, and every time I got off the train to see her, I always got a depressing feeling, the whole town always feels so grey.
    Fun fact: there is a pub in Tilbury called The World's End. It's located right by the old fort. This pub is not frequently used by locals because it is a 15-minute walk. Most of them give up after 5 minutes of walking this is based on personal experience.

    • @georgerobartes2008
      @georgerobartes2008 5 місяців тому +8

      I visited Tilbury many more times than I realised . Tilbury Riverside for the ferry across the River to catch the train to the North Kent Coast for many years as a kid where steam trains halted and cruise liners moored at the jetties , Tilbury kart circuit ( long closed ) and the World's End pub ( once a Bass Charrington house with a decent pint ) as a late teen and adult and Tilbury and Coalhouse Forts as a reenactor . I was quite surprised that this was actually a town as I never thought of it as anywhere people would actually live , shop and enjoy the normal amenities a town would offer . I guess I missed its heyday sadly and should of taken time out to discover more of its delights apart from those I mentioned ...

    • @neilritson7445
      @neilritson7445 5 місяців тому +3

      In the 1970s loved the real Dickensian feel of the pub - but it has now had awful trip adviser comments.

    • @CorbyTaylor
      @CorbyTaylor 5 місяців тому +1

      @@neilritson7445 i visited 3 times in 2019 and it definitely wasn’t the nicest places then. But nicer then the rest of Tilbury lol 😂

    • @mitchelljw2314
      @mitchelljw2314 5 місяців тому +5

      That's the nicer part of Tilbury as no locals go there haha, very nice in the summer

    • @Cazgirl-hq4hi
      @Cazgirl-hq4hi 5 місяців тому +2

      Tilbury dock area..they are grimy looking places

  • @user-op6eu3tt9j
    @user-op6eu3tt9j 5 місяців тому +54

    Anyone catch at Basildon a white dog having a crap ? Great timing 😊

    • @JohnSmith-ei2pz
      @JohnSmith-ei2pz 5 місяців тому +5

      It's usually just the wimmin!

    • @alan-sk7ky
      @alan-sk7ky 5 місяців тому +1

      Yes lol

    • @raythomas4812
      @raythomas4812 5 місяців тому +2

      Brightened the place up

    • @TheXeroid
      @TheXeroid 5 місяців тому

      His actions spoke for us all

    • @thewr0ngchild
      @thewr0ngchild 5 місяців тому

      Actually, the dog is a bitch, and bitches squat to pee, she's peeing not crapping lol, you can tell by how she's squatting. I should know, I have one :) :P

  • @IndigoJo
    @IndigoJo 5 місяців тому +31

    I deliver stuff round Grays/Tilbury area quite a lot and the reason the area is choked with traffic isn't the M25 as such, it's the stupid interchange between the M25 and A13 and all the trucks trying to get round the nightmare (the slip roads are always at a standstill) caused by so many things being in a small space: the junctions themselves (not just M25/A13 but also M25/A1306, i.e. the old A13), Thurrock services, the Lakeside shopping centre (which has a lot of out-of-town big-box stores round about), several industrial parks around Grays and Purfleet, three lots of docks (Purfleet, Tilbury and London Gateway) and the oil depots off the A13. Then there are the other big towns: Basildon, Southend, even Chelmsford. Although the official London-Southend route is the A127, that road is old and slow and has side turnings and farm accesses while the A13 is almost a motorway; the A127 also runs straight into the Eastern Avenue, a slow 1930s suburban dual carriageway, while the A13 is pretty fast most of the way to the North Circular and even the Docklands (one pinch point at Alfreds Way). So all the traffic trying to get round the junction 30/31 traffic nightmare clogs up the local roads around Grays and Tilbury. Not the trucks -- most of the roads have weight limits -- but the cars. The M25 traffic stays on the M25.

    • @jboardy5439
      @jboardy5439 4 місяці тому +1

      Wow. Propa roads man. 😂😂😂😂

    • @keithgriffiths9864
      @keithgriffiths9864 4 місяці тому

      I'm glad you mentioned Purfleet. Purfleet is almost as soul destroying as Tilbury.

    • @marsy1480
      @marsy1480 4 місяці тому

      You’ve reminded me of home! Essex girl living in Wales!

    • @Jaykurb
      @Jaykurb 4 місяці тому

      @@keithgriffiths9864whilst I agree, theres something different about tilbury. The people “tilbs” mostly embrace its reputation and become part of the fabric. It has its own language, dress style etc 😂 (former tilb)

    • @homer1949
      @homer1949 3 місяці тому

      Very few houses in tilbury are flat roofed and I don't come across any gangs there - an extremely biased and inaccurate view
      the town has been badly neglected by Thurrock council, who have used it as a dumping ground for unwanted families from london - local resident's are very friendly

  • @royw-g3120
    @royw-g3120 5 місяців тому +22

    Was a medical rep so went all round Essex and the contrast between different areas is stark. Been to all these places many times but the ultimate lose your will to live feeling was in South Ockenden. (Just North of grays) soulless place.

    • @jilllawton8556
      @jilllawton8556 5 місяців тому

      I lived in Grays growing up. S. Ockendon, Chadwell St Mary, Stifford Clays all big council estates. Russell Brand came from Grays

    • @PeterOMep-fm6wl
      @PeterOMep-fm6wl 5 місяців тому +5

      South Ockendon should definitely be on the list. A serious rival for Tilbury.

  • @DarkStryder360
    @DarkStryder360 5 місяців тому +29

    Lived in (South) Essex for 10 years of my life. What a miserable place.. overcrowded, A12 is awful, M25 is awful, housing is overpriced, nothing to see or do unless you like shopping or sitting in traffic.
    Benefits are everything is almost on your doorstep, London (trains are expensive), shopping centres (Lakeside), entertainment.
    Glad I have left that place, it's a shame as North Essex is lovely.
    Oh, Canvey Island and Wickford got off lightly! Ask any local... 😂

    • @davekennedy6315
      @davekennedy6315 5 місяців тому +6

      Yup, i definitely agree on Wickford! What a shithole haha! My poor brother moved there and used to regale us with many a tale of just how backward it was (we lived in Braintree prior, a small Northern Essex town) It was like a different country compared to Braintree thats for sure haha!

    • @davekennedy6315
      @davekennedy6315 5 місяців тому +7

      Don`t get me wrong Braintree ain`t exactly a utopia but its shocking how much better it is in comparison in regards to a lot.

    • @raregrimebeats1352
      @raregrimebeats1352 5 місяців тому +4

      Witham got off lightly

    • @FTFLCY
      @FTFLCY 5 місяців тому +1

      @@raregrimebeats1352 I worked in Witham, commuting out of London, for donkeys' years. My business (which I sold to my employees) is now based there and when I visited a year ago, I actually thought it had improved a bit. Certainly more places to eat.

    • @richlee509
      @richlee509 5 місяців тому

      Witham not too bad a tad bland maybe but not a bad place

  • @ShortFormLiFe
    @ShortFormLiFe 5 місяців тому +56

    As a Grays resident i cracked up. Description was spot on. Moved here originally as it was closest thing to London I could afford. It kind of grew on me but unfortunately there is no saving the littering and dirtiness from a lot of the locals.

    • @jilllawton8556
      @jilllawton8556 5 місяців тому +3

      Me too. However I have moved around quite a bit. Now live in Somerset. My son lives in Saffron Walden and it is beautiful

    • @richiedd4119
      @richiedd4119 5 місяців тому +5

      Last time I went everyone was from Eastern Europe..

    • @peterharper3861
      @peterharper3861 4 місяці тому +1

      As a born and bred local to Grays, I escaped about 15 years ago, and even then it was well on the way to being a complete shite hole. It was killed stone dead when the final shops all disappeared over to Lakeside (I remember M&S closing and it being a massive issue); Woolies was literally the last hope and when you're in that state it's basically doomed. The cherry on the sewage is the complete incompetence and MASSIVE corruption of the council, which of course washes over into Tilbury as well.

    • @ShortFormLiFe
      @ShortFormLiFe 4 місяці тому

      @@richiedd4119 Yuuuuuup African, Pakistani, Ukrainian/Romanian with a few of the old schooler Englishmen and women. Hoping to move to Oxfordshire in 2 months !

    • @ShortFormLiFe
      @ShortFormLiFe 4 місяці тому

      @@peterharper3861 Yes! Christ Thurrock council literally has not fixed some major dangerous things like falling walls and brickwork, hazardous tree overgrowth etc and they are cranking up the Council Tax price (of course) as part of the CoL crisis. I think this type of corruption is pretty widespread in England unfortunately. You should see some councils in the capital... Brent comes to mind.

  • @litespesh
    @litespesh 5 місяців тому +7

    My sole visit to Tilbury was when I passed through there on a motorbike in the late ‘90s and had a brick thrown at me. The smell of menace was omnipresent.

  • @dusterbuster3799
    @dusterbuster3799 5 місяців тому +22

    I’ve lived in tilbury in the past and years ago it was a fairly decent place to live. The Olympic village sort of ruined it with outsiders moving in. They’ve also closed the police station which is like closing the sheriff office at the o.k. Corral.

  • @andythehomefarmcornwallfar28
    @andythehomefarmcornwallfar28 5 місяців тому +56

    Used to live in Clacton and some of the places you showed were around the corner from where I resided. Even then Jaywick was considered as a Turdtown but at least it had an open air market at the time. I have to say though that some of the friendliest people you could wish to meet live in those chalets. I can say from experience that they all might not have much but they will help out their neighbours if they have it.

    • @PixelLife101
      @PixelLife101 5 місяців тому +1

      Yeah I live near and my parents used to live in Jaywick. It's apparently got a real community around it where people help each other. Beach is nice too, during the summer :P

    • @DjHixxie
      @DjHixxie 5 місяців тому

      I miss Oscars

  • @merikblackmore
    @merikblackmore 5 місяців тому +18

    I grew up visiting Harlow regularly as my Nan lived in Altham Grove, thought it was a nice place with local shops at the Stow and a playground in the park. Went back a few years ago and it was unrecognisable to me, visited the crem to bury my Dads ashes and some kind soul broke into my car. Not sure I'll be going back again.

    • @richlee509
      @richlee509 5 місяців тому +2

      Harlow is bad. Really bad

    • @MissWizard
      @MissWizard 5 місяців тому +2

      Back in the old days, 70s it was a good place to grow up in. I used to visit my cousins who lived there and always lovely local shops, etc. We used to go up to the town centre on a Saturday and the place would be rammed. Us kids used to hang around Woolworths, in the photo booths, pick ‘n’ mix, go down the market, have burgers in the wimpy bar. I was so jealous of my cousins living there, as I lived in the back of beyond. They seemed to have everything on their doorstep, even a riding school and there were lots of green places. It used to have a country show each year in the town park and even a carnival. I loved visiting my cousins and begged my parents to move there, but they never did. Harlow offered so much to families back then. There are still lots of green spaces, trees and despite what you say, there is a lot of history there. The original Harlow, now has become Old Harlow and all the little hamlets which Harlow was built around are still there, but they have been incorporated into the New Town fabric, swamped. When I stayed with my cousins, Harlow was always referred to as Harlow New Town.
      Do your research a little more on the towns you so despise. There are always good points somewhere along the way and had you bothered to venture outside of the town centre, you would still see lots of trees everywhere, green areas, little copses and the town park is a real gem.
      Society has changed so much and don’t forget, it is always people who ruin a place. With the right combination of people - no drug addicts, drunks, thieves, people who continue to live off the State - every area can look lovely.

  • @kuyperdavid
    @kuyperdavid 5 місяців тому +6

    I grew up near Tilbury and can confirm that it's the worst town in Essex. Amazing how all the worst town's in Essex are so close to each other.

  • @owenharris6438
    @owenharris6438 5 місяців тому +17

    The two best bands originated from Essex
    Depeche Mode are originally from Basildon and The Prodigy are from Braintree

  • @richardb561
    @richardb561 5 місяців тому +5

    Essex is a compound of all the failings of the UK over the last 30 years. Mismanagement and underfunding run rampant, while house prices remain absurdly high due to the locality to the city and, as such, ever-more housing developments threaten to bring towns on the commuter lines to bursting point. It needs serious investment if the seriously overstretched services are ever to catch up with the burgeoning population.

  • @AlastairjCarruthers
    @AlastairjCarruthers 5 місяців тому +13

    Fun fact - you know the film Four Weddings and a Funeral? Well, the funeral was filmed in Grays. It was deliberately chosen as the most barren, soulless and depressing locations imaginable. It was a good choice.

    • @jilllawton8556
      @jilllawton8556 5 місяців тому +2

      St Clements, my great grandparents married there.

    • @AlastairjCarruthers
      @AlastairjCarruthers 5 місяців тому +1

      @@jilllawton8556 It is a handsome church. The contrast of that with the hulking, impersonal modern factory next door probably explains the choice of filming location, I'd imagine it was a lot more idyllic in your great-grandparents' day.

  • @timbounds7190
    @timbounds7190 5 місяців тому +11

    Very true...the joke about Tilbury was that Policeman patrolling it (this is the days when there were Police on foot) always patrolled in pairs - back to back!! And that was in the relatively prosperous 1960s! Southend has always been an odd place - everything is back to front somehow! The interesting shops are (or were) outside the centre, and the suburbs are actually far more interesting (and attractive) than the centre! When there was a tram network (ie in the 1920s and 1930s) they used to tempt tourists with a scenic circular tour of the suburbs! It was advertised as a tour round the glamorous American style tree line boulevards! As for my home town of Grays....my mother still lives there and I've just returned from it. Its such a soul-depressingly dreary place, tatty and filthy yet hideously expensive. In the 1960s there were some quite smart upmarket suburbs, but these look as tatty as everywhere else now. Its a wonderful place to leave..........

  • @reczy
    @reczy 4 місяці тому +4

    As an Essex boy, with friends and family in most of the places you visited, and myself living in Southend, I very much enjoyed this episode! 😂

  • @beezig
    @beezig 5 місяців тому +17

    I got the No.1 right!! I grew up in Tilbury, remember my family going to the local, The Bomb crater, such a dump of a town. I also lived in Grays, it had so much potential, just never realised, like most of these towns.

    • @someblokecalleddave1
      @someblokecalleddave1 5 місяців тому +1

      Me too mate. 1962 through 1987 moved out because my mate was being threatened with being murdered and I didn't want to end up being collateral damage.

  • @rustcohle6241
    @rustcohle6241 5 місяців тому +23

    As someone who’s stayed years in the old Soviet Union housing projects I can honestly say there is nowhere I experienced more depressing than Tilbury, I mean that with absolutely no sarcasm. If you’re familiar with Bald & bankrupt and his travels then you will know the places I’m talking about as I’ve lived in some of the villages he covered, and I can honestly say none of those places, including those in the Chernobyl radiation zones are as soul crushing as Tilbury, in fact quite the opposite, there is still real beauty there unlike the total despair of tilbury.

  • @truckerallikatuk
    @truckerallikatuk 5 місяців тому +9

    As someone who has had the dubious pleasure of going to Tilbury docks regularly, I was waiting for Tilbury's name to come up on the list... not shocked it's top.

  • @timbrass
    @timbrass 5 місяців тому +39

    As part of a "how far can we get for £10" challenge we took a £2 route 724 fare from Heathrow to Harlow which must be one of the longest local bus routes. Harlow is architecturally a mess but the shops were not too bad.

    • @knoxyish
      @knoxyish 5 місяців тому +6

      an way better than hounslow feltham around heathrow now your talking proper dumps .

    • @TerraFirmaTyger
      @TerraFirmaTyger 5 місяців тому +3

      That’s the thing about Harlow. It looks like a dump but it has some of the best shopping around. It’s got everything.

    • @maverickhistorian6488
      @maverickhistorian6488 5 місяців тому +10

      Hounslow, Feltham and Slough. The only places where the birds fly upside down because there's nothing worth crapping on. 😁

    • @RubbishGimpy
      @RubbishGimpy 5 місяців тому +2

      @@TerraFirmaTyger Really, it was dead the last time I visited before covid. On a Saturday the Mall was empty and we vowed never to return. Whats changed?

    • @mecx7322
      @mecx7322 5 місяців тому +2

      @@maverickhistorian6488 What about Staines ?

  • @AymanTravelTransport
    @AymanTravelTransport 5 місяців тому +33

    I lived most of my life in a small town in Essex called Saffron Walden, which is a totally different world from all these places. It was a bit boring, but definitely didn't feel like it has anything to do with Southend or anywhere else on the other ends of the county. A lot of people say it should be in Cambridgeshire, as it's more connected with Cambridge (in terms of culture, transport and postcode) than with any of the other towns or cities of Essex.

    • @FTFLCY
      @FTFLCY 5 місяців тому +23

      Essex is incredibly diverse, and both Saffron Walden and Gt Dunmow are planets away from Basildon and even Chelmsford. Despite living in London for 45 years, for 44 of them I commuted out into Essex for work so I'm very familiar with the county. A lot of it deserves the reputation, as the wealthy ones are as anti social as the poor ones. Personally, I'd have added an 8th - Canvey Island.

    • @davesabra4320
      @davesabra4320 5 місяців тому +3

      Posh !

    • @sigmachad96
      @sigmachad96 5 місяців тому +6

      @@FTFLCY Dunmow represent

    • @osiris7800
      @osiris7800 5 місяців тому +3

      snobbery

    • @richlee509
      @richlee509 5 місяців тому +1

      Chelmsford not that bad.

  • @moonbeammoonbeam5739
    @moonbeammoonbeam5739 5 місяців тому +20

    I grew up in West Thurrock. Grays was always dodgy but has gotten a lot worse.
    Jaywick has effectively been abandoned by the council. It is appalling how much the rent is for one of those "beach hut "properties. Bald and Bankrupt visited before Christmas and I think it is awful how it has been left to decay.

    • @ruth_southernstar
      @ruth_southernstar 5 місяців тому +4

      I grew up in West Thurrock, Grays, too. I was very glad to leave it. I think I was fortunate to be in the Rectory/Chadwell Road area. We used to play in the Celcon pit, and build camps out of breeze blocks.

    • @ibexdnb2879
      @ibexdnb2879 5 місяців тому +5

      Grays is alright. I live here. Grew up in Purfleet.

    • @grantmail4112
      @grantmail4112 4 місяці тому +3

      My ex gf had a place in Grays, she lived in a block of flats, getting in and out of my car to get to the flats before being stoned by gangs of 12yr old kids was always a bit of a challenge.

    • @ruth_southernstar
      @ruth_southernstar 4 місяці тому +1

      @@grantmail4112 Oh my God, how awful. I'm sorry to hear that. Kids can be worse than adults at times. I hope you never experience this again, wherever you live. Be well, from Ruth x

    • @grantmail4112
      @grantmail4112 4 місяці тому +1

      @@ruth_southernstar Thanks Ruth, I agree, even though they were just kids it wasn't any easier. I know it's an old saying, but I really blame the parents more than the kids.. you just know if you spoke to their parents and told them what they were up to...the parents would punch you in the eye.

  • @KylieWilson
    @KylieWilson 5 місяців тому +31

    Basildon is best known for being the place where Depeche Mode grew up, knowing that fact you now understand why their music is so dark 😂
    The only place in Essex I’ve been to was Clacton for a day in the mid 2000s, and I did not like it as for me it was your typical super tacky English seaside town with St George crosses everywhere

    • @martinwebb1681
      @martinwebb1681 5 місяців тому +3

      I'm sure they're just being patriotic .... 😂

    • @rapidreflex5525
      @rapidreflex5525 5 місяців тому +1

      Not a particular fan of Depeche Mode but they did become a global success of sorts. You’re probably best staying in your ivory tower with your silver spoons.

    • @KylieWilson
      @KylieWilson 5 місяців тому +1

      @@rapidreflex5525 I’m from the valleys of South Wales 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Terry-ed1pi
      @Terry-ed1pi 5 місяців тому +3

      And Allison moyet

    • @alex-E7WHU
      @alex-E7WHU 5 місяців тому +1

      Bas vegas lol.

  • @Gonefishin27
    @Gonefishin27 5 місяців тому +11

    Born and raised in Harlow. When I was young (60s-70s) it had a thriving industrial area along Edinburgh Way (chemicals, electronics, engineering, etc). By the 90s, it had largely gone, replaced by commercial zones. So where do people now go to work…..? Perhaps a sign or symptom of what has degraded the economy and culture?

    • @collyfree9504
      @collyfree9504 5 місяців тому +2

      From home on laptops probly 😂😂

    • @tyemust4399
      @tyemust4399 5 місяців тому

      I can leave my house in church langley and be in Liverpool Street station in 40 minutes. You buffoons🤡🤡🤡🤡

    • @eddiebottom37
      @eddiebottom37 4 місяці тому +1

      Into London and working from home lol

  • @awestruckbeaver3344
    @awestruckbeaver3344 5 місяців тому +19

    I lived in Southend for a few years and yeah that place was so sketchy at nighttime.
    I worked just off the high street and was unable to go home one evening because someone decided to go around poking people with a sharp kitchen utensil.
    Fun times.

    • @23Daves
      @23Daves 5 місяців тому +5

      I grew up there as a teen, and contrary to the comments I've seen elsewhere here, in my opinion it's never been "a decent town" - I moved out as quickly as I could and stayed out! It was probably a bit livelier in the 70s and 80s, but it's always had a nasty, malevolent edge to it. There was a period where in the summer a lot of gangs from London would specifically travel up to Southend to start fights on the seafront. Not exactly the fault of the town's residents, but not a great thing to have to contend with nonetheless.

    • @awestruckbeaver3344
      @awestruckbeaver3344 5 місяців тому

      @@23Daves yeah I remember this, I think it still happens. I was reading the evening echo and the front page headline was about a massive brawl in Old Leigh, and that little f***ers from London were coming up just to cause trouble and then slink back.

  • @frizzlefry5904
    @frizzlefry5904 5 місяців тому +4

    The Kursall estate was built on the wonderful long gone Kursall amusmant park from happier times.

  • @grahamcollett1559
    @grahamcollett1559 5 місяців тому +12

    Thanks for another great review. I relocated to Grays from south London 5 years ago for the more affordable property and two regular train links to the capital. Initial impressions were of a carbuncle surrounded by a cultural desert! And as the video shows, it's certainly ugly in places with its peculiar juxtaposing of architecture and some of the commercial buildings looking shabby or in need of investment. The disused State Cinema, especially (a grade II listed building) would revitalise the whole town centre if only it could be restored to its original Art Deco grandeur.
    Like many places, Grays has its redeeming qualities too, such as a panoramic riverside walk, some relaxing green spaces, and an increasingly diverse and cosmopolitan populace. There’s a surprising range of restaurants such as Turkish, Indian and Nigerian etc. And as a non-driver, the compact town centre provides most household essentials. Compared with the various rentals where I’ve stayed in London, I find it generally friendlier, less polluted, and certainly less crowded and noisy.
    Overall, Grays kinda grows on you. So perhaps more of a wart than a turd? :)

    • @NotMoreGames
      @NotMoreGames 5 місяців тому +2

      I agree. Grays is more like average urban as opposed to a Turd. It’s has its redeeming qualities with excellent public transport links to wider areas and the City and good employment opportunities for those who want to work, especially the young. Lakeside is excellent for many needs. The town centre has hardly any boarded up areas and is busy not a ghost town like a lot of high streets. Ok it’s not safe at night (sadly the norm these days) and it has its poverty areas. But it is no where near as bad as many many other smalls towns or villages ie Ockendon, Chadwell, Aveley even Corringham ain’t much to shout about. Chafford Hundred which is technically outside grays (perhaps a property developer decision decades back)is basically centrally attached to Grays and relies on Grays (inc Lakeside)for its retail and commercial needs and it’s police station, but does have some nice gorges. Sadly the council has its incompetence in its leadership (like the country really). I think Grays is ok. Not a turd. With the forthcoming council cuts from its debts that may be at threat though. 😢

    • @carolemarriner1362
      @carolemarriner1362 4 місяці тому +1

      Aveley has some great attributes. Belus woods, Sir Henry's gastro pub and many woodland walks. I have relatives who live there and absolutely love the peace and quiet.@@NotMoreGames

  • @markjackson9827
    @markjackson9827 5 місяців тому +6

    Like most seaside towns, old guest housechanged into flats , those flats occupiedmostly by people who have moved there and have no intention of working.

  • @sarasate89
    @sarasate89 5 місяців тому +9

    I have lived my entire live in Essex, in 2 places that fortunately weren't on your list. Southend has definitely gone downhill a lot, back in my childhood it wasn't perfect but it was a great family day out. No boarded up shops, you didn't feel unsafe. Now it's a bit like a ghost town, especially with the loss of department stores like BHS and Debenhams. A lot of the smaller towns surrounding Southend have either very small high streets or none really at all, so Southend is the place you have to travel to for the cinema, theatre, big shops etc.

    • @tenniskinsella7768
      @tenniskinsella7768 4 місяці тому +1

      I think Southend is OK I actually think its better now cleaner

  • @poundofbananas9640
    @poundofbananas9640 5 місяців тому +5

    I lived in Grays from 1990 to 2010. A commuter town into London which has truly deteriorated. The entire borough of Thurrock is totally run down. Some pretty impoverished towns, Chadwell St Mary, Ockendon and Purfleet. Even Lakeside Shopping Centre, the jewell in Thurrock’s crown is looking tired.
    Hard to see a way back

    • @robbieplant7136
      @robbieplant7136 4 місяці тому +2

      I mostly agree with you although I wouldnt say the entire borough of Thurrock is run down. There are two villages/small towns I can think of that are actually decent which are Orsett and Bulphan.

  • @carlmerritt4355
    @carlmerritt4355 5 місяців тому +4

    Love these videos. The humour is right up my street.

  • @martindodd6045
    @martindodd6045 5 місяців тому +7

    My other Half's family live in Tilbury, the most depressing places I have to visit, litter everywhere, extremely gray all year round and nothing to do apart from set fire to bins. I may be a Sussex snob, but seriously, Tilbury deserves number one spot

  • @annamoo749
    @annamoo749 5 місяців тому +21

    Excellent video as always. I personally would love to see a Lancashire version. The seaside towns of Morecambe and Blackpool (highest crime rate in the UK) would be in there for sure. Plus, you have Burnley, Blackburn, and Preston. Small county so easy to get around, too 😊

    • @expatexpat6531
      @expatexpat6531 5 місяців тому +6

      Aah, the Lancashire Riviera. It also includes Fleetwood.

    • @bloodrave9578
      @bloodrave9578 5 місяців тому +4

      Brierfield and Nelson as well, Colne also

    • @bloodrave9578
      @bloodrave9578 5 місяців тому +1

      Brierfield and Nelson as well

    • @ruth_southernstar
      @ruth_southernstar 5 місяців тому +1

      I doubt very much Morecambe would be in that list.

    • @Atolm4
      @Atolm4 5 місяців тому +2

      @@ruth_southernstar I grew up in East Tilbury but my partner and a lot of my work is in and surrounding Lancaster. Delivering parcels on Morcambe seafront and the surrounding roads is the closest I've come to receiving physical violence twice in the same day. You also have to constantly watch the floor because there is dogshit everywhere and on wet days it's a death sentence to slip on it. Probably still better than Tilbury town though.

  • @cafsixtieslover
    @cafsixtieslover 5 місяців тому +4

    Southend was our nearest resort when I was a kid as we used to live in Ilford (another place that has gone downhill very badly). I last visited Southend on a hot day last year when it was unbearably crowded. It used to have good shops back in the seventies, several department stores, but now the shopping centre is completely rundown. I may not bother for a while. although there are nearby beaches that are lovely. Clacton also a few years ago had good shops and a great outlet a few miles out of town that was well worth making a journey for. Now half the outlet has been turned into a car park and there are only half as many shops and Clacton town centre has been decimated. Jaywick has a beautiful beach reminds me of Sandbanks. I used to have a school friend in the sixties who lived in an Essex mansion and they had a holiday chalet there. The only time I visit Tilbury is to use the cruise terminal which is very handily placed as it is only an hour from home but I have never visited the shops apart from Asda.

  • @clivemortimore8203
    @clivemortimore8203 5 місяців тому +8

    What is the difference between Harlow and Basildon?
    35 miles.

  • @langheproperty
    @langheproperty 3 місяці тому +1

    Your videos are great! We love your cultured approach and great commentary that is never dull or annoying but always informative. We left the UK 23 years ago to come to Italy and not for a moment looked back. I grew up in Hackney, Aveley and Dagenham then moved to the Bath area but by far the worst place we lived was Bristol. It would be an insult to toilets to call it one. Have you done Southmead? When we were there 30 years ago it was hell.
    Well done for doing these. We're avid watchers. I need to watch your one on Twerton tonight.. that place was always a dump.

  • @simracingwales4997
    @simracingwales4997 5 місяців тому

    Absolutely love this channel thank you for the upload buddy i really enjoy them 😁

  • @devonboygonenative6683
    @devonboygonenative6683 5 місяців тому +4

    Another excellent report and commentary Mr Turdtown. Thank you.

  • @ipanemakid3058
    @ipanemakid3058 5 місяців тому +5

    The best thing about Basildon is Depeche Mode 😂. Keep up the good work 👏

  • @paulb8603
    @paulb8603 5 місяців тому +59

    Local councils are to blame, years and years of mismanagement all over the the country , even going bankrupt wtf , how have we let this happen to our country

    • @annhird5560
      @annhird5560 5 місяців тому +17

      Yes, but budgets are set by central government which in some places has been slashed by 76%. Anyone's quality of life would suffer with cuts to their income of that magnitude.

    • @jane1975
      @jane1975 5 місяців тому +1

      @paulb8603: All the councils going bankrupt are the Labour Party run ones since they like to spend other peoples money on woke and all that garbage and not the people or the towns and cities they run.

    • @leehannaford9166
      @leehannaford9166 5 місяців тому +3

      Politicians 😡

    • @paulb8603
      @paulb8603 5 місяців тому

      @@leehannaford9166 no not politicians, normal folk running things that affect our lives as much as if not more that useless politicians, remember who did you vote for four who works for your local authority , who spends our hard earned money and decides on what rubbish the spend it on . They work for us we should always remember that fact when dealing with local authority people , civil servants , say that out aloud , the don’t work for us civilians anymore all they want is our hard earned money

    • @chrismanners9091
      @chrismanners9091 5 місяців тому +1

      @@paulb8603 Local aurhorities have had far bigger cuts than central government. Why is it all their fault?

  • @23Daves
    @23Daves 5 місяців тому +10

    Ah, poor Harlow. Back in the 80s when I was a small child I genuinely loved that town - its beautiful park, its outdoor swimming pool, the kids play areas, the way the place didn't quite look like anywhere else I'd been before (I loved those slabs of concrete and that fantastic town centre clock you showed). The whole place just seemed like a novelty and actually features in my childhood memories in a good way. My older brother would drive me down there in his car as a treat and we'd have a fun day out.
    In those days I suspect it was a bit brighter, cleaner and greener, a bit more well-kept. I haven't been back since then and have been warned on many occasions not to bother. I think I'll stick with my memories. Sometimes you can't go back.
    On the other hand, the house I currently live in (in the Midlands) is on a Local Authority estate designed by the man who did most of the work on Harlow. My mind was blown when I found out, but once you're told, it does figure... it was cheap for a reason! I live in a tiny row of Harlow-esque houses in a really nice area and get to look at the huge posh residences I'm surrounded by from my window, which I just think is hilarious. They all get a much less flattering view for their money.

    • @alex-E7WHU
      @alex-E7WHU 5 місяців тому

      I lived in Harlow in the late 80's and I really liked it back then. It's not so good now though.

    • @tinkerbell9399
      @tinkerbell9399 5 місяців тому

      Ooh loved the outdoor swimming pool when I lived there in the 60s. I actually live in Old Harlow, but visited Harlow on Saturday for shopping, and remember it had a lovely market too❤

  • @jacobGT4
    @jacobGT4 5 місяців тому +17

    Great video! Pretty much what I expected from these places
    I thought Southend-on-Sea might have been saved from the list as it's now a city it includes Leigh-on-Sea, Thorpe Bay and Shoebury; but spot on with the city centre and the Kursaal
    Grays, described as it is named, the Lakeside shopping centre really has hurt the town, but its only a stop on the train to get there
    Clacton-on-Sea, expected to see it here to be honest, the further away you move from the sea away from the tourist areas and holiday parks, the grimeier it gets
    With Harlow it's all about those new builds; either by the Town train station or west of the town near the M11, no-one I know who lives there likes to go into the Town Centre, they'll stick to any amenties away from the centre if possible
    Basildon, just a new town feeling very old and eveything is leaving or has left already
    Jaywick, I thought you would leave it out or combine it with Clacton! It's the unfortunate statistic of the Index of Multiple Deprivation that puts it here
    Tilbury, never stepped foot in the town, yet trundling along by train, I do feel sorry for the people there as it looks grim
    Thought Harwich & Dovercourt might have had a mention as both towns are pretty run down, especially the Dovercourt area. However they are receiving Levelling Up money of about £6.7 million
    Looking forward to the next video! Another two counties you could look at is possibly Hertfordshire or Berkshire

    • @JSmith19858
      @JSmith19858 5 місяців тому +1

      @@bretton_woods My ex BiL lives in Leigh and that's a pretty fitting description as he loves it there.
      Not disapointed to see Tilbury as number 1. I had to spend 3 days there and the company rented an airbnb for us that turned out to be a grotty sub let in a council estate. It was the first and last time they attempted to save on hotels after that. An absolutely awful place to be.

    • @WeWillAlwaysHaveVALIS
      @WeWillAlwaysHaveVALIS 5 місяців тому +5

      Watch that 6.7 mil get eaten entirely up by the local council and about 100k actually being spent on improvements.

    • @tenniskinsella7768
      @tenniskinsella7768 4 місяці тому

      What about trying to find some nice places sure we have them icant stand this video personally

    • @tenniskinsella7768
      @tenniskinsella7768 4 місяці тому

      @@bretton_woods well that's a surprise because I thought it was named one of our nicest places once

  • @jodybobble
    @jodybobble 5 місяців тому +4

    brilliant series, keep 'em coming! x

  • @shrunkensimon
    @shrunkensimon 5 місяців тому +11

    I did some survey work around Tilbury and the surrounding area. The atmosphere genuinely felt like it was stuck in 1780 and that at any minute some marauding band of pillaging drunkards would emerge from the scrub along the Thames and accost me.
    There was also an abundance of deflated 'Happy Birthday' helium balloons around the landscape for some reason. Like all the broken childhood dreams and spirit of London's children float over to Tilbury to rot and perish.

    • @Suttisan78
      @Suttisan78 5 місяців тому

      Pretty sure that Tom Hardy series (Taboo) was filmed there for that reason.

    • @jocularpaddy
      @jocularpaddy 5 місяців тому

      You've definitely got a way with words 🙂

  • @cryptotharg7400
    @cryptotharg7400 5 місяців тому

    I found this channel yesterday, (or, yesturday), and have been binge-watching your excellent, and frequently hilarious, content. I had to subscribe, so please keep up the great work, and maybe consider doing your thing in the Manchester and Birmingham areas. 😁

  • @tiddles4x4
    @tiddles4x4 5 місяців тому +3

    Yes the other side of Essex is supposed to be very posh. Have thoroughly enjoyed you videos and noticed the improving in quality. Keep up the good work. As always we would like you to do Oxford or Oxfordshire.

  • @ThisWontEndWell
    @ThisWontEndWell 5 місяців тому +18

    You should take in all the new towns as you travel and produce an episode on the idealistic future that never materialised but very quickly decayed and started falling apart with the one exception in North Buckinghamshire.

    • @kevinh96
      @kevinh96 5 місяців тому +2

      To be fair Livingston in Scotland isn't too bad for a new town. Good connections being right on the M8, two train stations and regular frequent bus services to Edinburgh and beyond have made it into something of a commuter town mainly for Edinburgh as it's 20 minutes away, but also for Glasgow which is only 40/45 minutes along the motorway.

    • @Mikey-ns6nz
      @Mikey-ns6nz 5 місяців тому +3

      I live in the North Bucks New Town you mention and think its great and done well for a new town. Would like to see Mr Ts review of it. Spent my youth in Hemel Hempstead which also isn't too bad and learnt from the mistakes of Harlow.

    • @llanieliowe794
      @llanieliowe794 5 місяців тому +1

      @@kevinh96 Livingston is awful

    • @patrickchampion8179
      @patrickchampion8179 5 місяців тому +1

      There's a couple of other decent New Towns. We have three up here in the North East and two of them are utter dives (Peterlee is probably one of the worst towns I've ever visited... and I've been to a lot) but Cramlington is relatively alright: it's a bit bland, but the average house price is £180k and the nice areas definitely outnumber the bad areas

  • @jamespaul9030
    @jamespaul9030 5 місяців тому +2

    Thanks for another TT! If you ever need showing round the best and the worst places in Beds, Berks and Herts - give me a shout!

  • @neilthehermit4655
    @neilthehermit4655 5 місяців тому +17

    So far I think you have visited nearly every one of my childhood holiday destinations. To be fair, the descriptions as Turdtowns are accurate, even back when I was a child.- I'm in my mid fifties now.

  • @dannyhtheretrogamingmaster9548
    @dannyhtheretrogamingmaster9548 4 місяці тому +3

    I'm an Essex resident and have been to most of these places (except Tilbury). I couldn't agree more as this video was pretty much spot on for these areas. Clacton & Southend have a lot of potential. Basildon, Grays & Harlow all could be better but need a lot of regeneration work. Jaywick is what it is and could easily be improved but I've never had any problems or felt unsafe the few times I visited there. I've not been to Tilbury or had any need to visit there so I can't really comment on it.

  • @tealeafuk
    @tealeafuk 5 місяців тому +14

    As a northerner, I found this one fascinating Essex is always painted as this very rich county and as the sun always shines. This opens your eyes this is not the case. Keep up the good work i really find this channel fascinating.

    • @IronBahamut
      @IronBahamut 5 місяців тому +12

      There's quite a large north/south divide in Essex, you'll notice most of these are on the coast or nearer London

    • @AnnHollowell-fk1yh
      @AnnHollowell-fk1yh 5 місяців тому +6

      It seem Northern folk think it's all well off people and places down south.
      We have some of the most deprived areas in the whole of the UK down here.

    • @PhillipDavison-iy2gh
      @PhillipDavison-iy2gh 5 місяців тому +3

      South Essex is basically on fringe of London with good transport links into City, hence house prices, north of Chelmsford small villages and small towns, transport not so good, more rural, but still expensive houses especially towards Cambridge area

    • @wrichard11
      @wrichard11 5 місяців тому +11

      Once you get past the London Thurrock Southend bits Essex is very beautiful and unspoiled. Thaxted. Uttlesford. All worthy of acclaim

    • @cobbler9113
      @cobbler9113 5 місяців тому +7

      Down here, you have northern wages, but southern prices.

  • @hawko3582
    @hawko3582 5 місяців тому +1

    I love your channel mate. Love the Commentary.😂 Wifey and I paid our first ever visit to the UK from Oz in Sept/Oct. We loved most of the places we saw. Planning a return visit for 2025. Will have to visit some "Turd Towns."

  • @garrettd2009
    @garrettd2009 5 місяців тому +1

    Love these videos! It would be great to see an episode on Oxfordshire

  • @prawnk1ng
    @prawnk1ng 5 місяців тому +5

    5:19 Harrow and Harlow are totally different areas

  • @StopAgenda21
    @StopAgenda21 5 місяців тому +5

    I remember a pub in Tilbury called The Ship being reported in the mainstream media as the roughest pub in England

    • @mister_M.
      @mister_M. 5 місяців тому +6

      The type of place where you Wipe your feet on the way out

  • @willarrol120
    @willarrol120 5 місяців тому +30

    I’d be interested to hear your take on Hampshire. Everyone thinks it’s a beautiful county because of places like Winchester or New Forest. However, you will find some right turd towns like Aldershot or Portsmouth

    • @jameslivermore2159
      @jameslivermore2159 5 місяців тому +3

      Portsmouth is pretty nice for the most part tbf but there are DEFINITELY some turd towns in Hampshire

    • @mjl1958
      @mjl1958 5 місяців тому +1

      Try Leigh Park or Paulsgrove.

    • @matthewlacey5307
      @matthewlacey5307 5 місяців тому +3

      Andover; Totton; Basingstoke;

    • @Turdtowns
      @Turdtowns  5 місяців тому +17

      I always see Portsmouth flag up on these “worst places to live” lists. I just can’t buy that. Especially after the places I’ve been. Maybe I should visit and find out.

    • @timbrass
      @timbrass 5 місяців тому +3

      I think Waterlooville deserves a visit!

  • @junebb131
    @junebb131 5 місяців тому +1

    Came here from the Locus Podcast, love your channel x

  • @adamrose3262
    @adamrose3262 5 місяців тому +5

    I was fully expecting Vange to get a mention !!!!

  • @TheManHam87
    @TheManHam87 5 місяців тому +5

    Harrow - "They built a water garden which due to its lack of surrounding greenary makes it look more like an open sewer" I died laughing after hearing that 😂

    • @postie10111
      @postie10111 5 місяців тому +2

      And why is he calling it Harrow???

    • @splodge5714
      @splodge5714 5 місяців тому +1

      Harrow, only one letter difference but like a different world.

    • @casualken
      @casualken 5 місяців тому +2

      @@splodge5714Harrow is a dump as well

    • @TheGreatUnLuck
      @TheGreatUnLuck 3 місяці тому +1

      The water gardens smell like a sewer too! Especially during the summer, almost smells as bad as Edmonton

  • @simondavies5444
    @simondavies5444 5 місяців тому +9

    Grew up in Basildon and upto the late 90s it wasn’t that bad.
    Nightlife from the past
    Infamous Raquels in Bas.
    Pink Toothbrush in Rayleigh.
    Pzazz in Grays
    And of course
    ToTs in Southend.

    • @steveosborne2297
      @steveosborne2297 4 місяці тому

      Back in the 70s I used to love going to ToTS .
      Especially on a Thursday because the Hen nights were real fun 😜😜

    • @josephbarker6608
      @josephbarker6608 10 днів тому

      And zero 6

  • @lefthandedluke
    @lefthandedluke 5 місяців тому +4

    Dont get me started on ''Stanford-No-Hope'' (Standford-Le-Hope).

  • @ReadySaltedCrisps
    @ReadySaltedCrisps 5 місяців тому +4

    My grandfather lived in Jaywick in the 80's and 90's. We didn't go often to visit as my dad snd his father didn't get a long so well. I was a child, so I only remember bits and pieces. It was like a ghost town every time we visited. He lived in a prefab bungalow that had a single bedroom in the roof, that was accessible via a hatch with a pull down folding ladder that was more like staircase.

    • @planetbea
      @planetbea 5 місяців тому +2

      One of my friends lived in one of those bungalows! I forgot they exsited until now. I moved out of Jaywick when I was 10

    • @ReadySaltedCrisps
      @ReadySaltedCrisps 5 місяців тому +1

      @@planetbea What was it like living there? I remember walking down some of the roads near the beach, and they were just covered in sand lol

    • @planetbea
      @planetbea 5 місяців тому

      @@ReadySaltedCrisps like he said in the video there's like 2 parts of Jaywick, I lived by the sea for only a couple years from when I was about 3 until I was 5, then I moved to the other part which is like all houses, bungalows and parks by the school. All I really remember from by the sea is the amount of times the water came over the sea wall in bad weather, which is probably why it was covered in sand all the time! If the tide was in it was touching the wall.

  • @ModernHistory4U
    @ModernHistory4U 5 місяців тому +3

    Great video as always, would love to see east and West Sussex

  • @haggard182
    @haggard182 5 місяців тому +1

    Loving this UA-cam rabbit hole. Should definitely do a Suffolk one 👍

  • @DarrenMalin
    @DarrenMalin 5 місяців тому +4

    I used to live in Southend , they are parts where they will not leave your car on bricks and someone will nick the bricks :)

    • @Silent002
      @Silent002 5 місяців тому +2

      Gotta love York Road, lol

  • @kieran5191
    @kieran5191 5 місяців тому +4

    Tilbury doesn’t surprise me, went there in about 2008 and it was exactly as described then, pretty sure the welcome sign had bullet holes in it.

  • @TheGazzman77
    @TheGazzman77 5 місяців тому +2

    Hi I live in tilbury Town.. it was once a beautiful town with things to do and places to go .. growing up in tilbury was fun the people were friendly and looked out for each other ... we had pubs clubs nice shops and as I said be for places to go and things to do....
    As I grew up slowly but shurley that all changed ..
    It broke my heart when u come to tilbury and put it first on your list.... but I can not really argue with you....
    It has been run down and left behind the docks in tilbury take all the money and the town gets nothing the people don't get the chances in life like the other big towns in essex so people give up
    They say tilbury is the gate way to the world
    The docks was busling with life and goods come from far and wide... and the town was booming in its day.... but that was a long time ago...
    The town needs investment and redevelopment... the people of the the town need hope and a better future.... there is a future and potential in tilbury Town ...
    The historical tilbury Fort the world famous tilbury docks the beautiful green and marshland the hidden beauty of the town....
    I can not argue with what u said about tilbury as in my heart I know most off the things u said was Wright...
    Tilbury Town is like most towns in 2024 Britain... deprived and forgotten.... but again like most town with hard work and heart there worth saving....

  • @paulprosser4108
    @paulprosser4108 5 місяців тому +1

    Another great video. Keep up the good work.

  • @AFCManUk
    @AFCManUk 5 місяців тому +28

    Totally agree with you on Basildon.
    An ex of mine lived there and worked in the SuperF**kOffMegaTesco in the adjoining village of Pitsea, so I had plenty of opportunity to see most of the place in the early-2000's.
    Back then, you could see a wide variety of abandoned burned-out cars on virtually every corner, as Basildon was pretty much Boy Racer Central.
    The only bright spot is comic store 'The Cartoon Shop' in Eastgate Shopping Centre, which is fortunately still there.

    • @awestruckbeaver3344
      @awestruckbeaver3344 5 місяців тому +5

      The little Chinese shop on the second floor is also a good place. Used to get my karate gear in there.

    • @minnielee3399
      @minnielee3399 5 місяців тому +9

      Basildon hit the headlines infamously as the place where Leah Betts took dodgy ecstasy pill in nightclub and died.The related Essex Boys murder nearby also. 😑

    • @Bhodisatvas
      @Bhodisatvas 5 місяців тому +1

      @@minnielee3399 Also the birthplace of Depeche Mode

    • @AFCManUk
      @AFCManUk 5 місяців тому +3

      @@minnielee3399 I remember the Essex Boys stuff. My Ex, being somewhat older than myself at the time (I was mid-20's, she was 41!) if I remember rightly, knew one or more of the guys involved.

    • @minnielee3399
      @minnielee3399 5 місяців тому +1

      Not sure if that's a good or a bad thing. @@AFCManUk 😒

  • @MelG-ut3hs
    @MelG-ut3hs 5 місяців тому +3

    You are absolutely spot on with the descriptions of these places. I've always thought this about every place you have visited in Essex.

  • @mihailaurentiu2024
    @mihailaurentiu2024 4 місяці тому +1

    Not sure if coincidence but I’ve been to them all.
    Southend is actually fun on a weekend especially summer, the night is so busy and full of lights, never felt unsafe
    Jaywick has amazing beach and friendly people and a lot of camp sites a few historic towers
    Clacton is a bit far so I didn’t see it as much as others but the roads there are amazing, a lot of older people and dog walkers on the beach, the cement separating the beach from the road is colossal, you need to climb if you want to see the beach in other areas
    Tilbury is extremely industrial, and busy at all times I wouldn’t recommend living there unless you have a business there
    Basildon I like the Sign BASILDON written hollywood style cheers me up everytime apart from that the town seems really clean, and wide roads, I wouldn’t mind living there
    Grays: almost identical to Tilbury (to me)
    And top Harlow, I always liked how new the city looks. I saw many gardens and flowers well maintained, with plenty of green spaces, with good roads, and plenty of old pubs
    So to me
    Top
    Harlow
    Southend
    Basildon
    Clackton
    Jaywick
    Tillbury
    Grays

  • @Ninzumecha
    @Ninzumecha 5 місяців тому +1

    Yesssssss! I cheered when you said Tilbury is number 1! My family are from Tilbury and I grew up in Chadwell St Mary and Grays. But when ever I visited my grandparents in Tilbury as a child, I knew it was the roughest place with the roughest people. People let horses into their houses in Tilbury lol. But I do have some nice memories of it.

  • @villevirtanen00
    @villevirtanen00 5 місяців тому +7

    I haven't lived in the UK in 20 years. Haven't been in 10. I fear some places from youth/childhood have changed for the worse :/

    • @bushwhackeddos.2703
      @bushwhackeddos.2703 5 місяців тому

      No people in history have ever benefited from becoming a min ority in their own homeland.

  • @Captain.Scarlet
    @Captain.Scarlet 5 місяців тому +3

    Harlow not Harrow is on a main line trainline to London, next to the M11 and M25, close to Stansted (Which is why its expensive). Never seen anyone swimming in the "Water Gardens", the older Water Gardens maybe.

  • @user-je3wl2tq9y
    @user-je3wl2tq9y 5 місяців тому +1

    Excellent video as always !
    I would love it if you went to Teesside and done a video .

  • @borleyboo5613
    @borleyboo5613 4 місяці тому +1

    Ive been on a few mini breaks to Essex and it was beautiful. This was in North Essex where there are lots of lovely villages, churches and gorgeous scenery. Langenhoe, Wivenhoe, Coggeshall and Fingringhoe (No giggling) all stand out as being lovely places to visit. And the wildlife reserves are well worth a visit.
    Regarding Jaywick….i think it has great potential to be honest. It could be made into a really nice place to live or holiday. But it needs the money to do that i suppose. Such a shame.

  • @AFCManUk
    @AFCManUk 5 місяців тому +4

    Another fine selection of Turdtowns :)
    Hope you had a great Christmas, and have a very happy New Year!!

  • @paigehastings3221
    @paigehastings3221 5 місяців тому +14

    As a former Southender, I think you summarised Basildon very well. ;-)

  • @darthwiizius
    @darthwiizius 5 місяців тому +2

    In Herts we have Stevenage, Harlow and Basildon's pappy, Hatfield and the modern parts of Hemel Hempstead. Oh and Watford has the worst town centre, it's surrounded by a ring road and after you've been there for the working day you get home and turn your bath water black.

  • @steffren
    @steffren 5 місяців тому +12

    I almost moved to Basildon with my batshit crazy ex as she'd taken a job down there after finishing uni. I've never actually looked up Basildon before, but seeing this has made me realise that it's the second-biggest bullet I dodged when we broke up. What a shithole!

    • @richlee509
      @richlee509 5 місяців тому

      Basildon and Harlow are bad Tilbury is definitely the worst place in essex

    • @mannymatteo
      @mannymatteo Місяць тому

      ​@@richlee509 in what way bad, mot of social housing and people not working, talking and bickering against every one , and doing drugs??

  • @Geo__Jakey
    @Geo__Jakey 5 місяців тому +6

    Never been to Essex but heard mixed things! Would definitely be interested to hear your takes on Berkshire. I’m sure you’ll have some choice words as for every Windsor or Twyford, you’ve got a Reading or Slough lol

    • @awestruckbeaver3344
      @awestruckbeaver3344 5 місяців тому +1

      It's like any other county, got it's good parts and bad. Go into tye countryside and the north of the county, tends to be better up there.

    • @Redsleather
      @Redsleather 5 місяців тому

      Bracknell is a shithole too

    • @martinwebb1681
      @martinwebb1681 5 місяців тому +4

      Essex is pretty grim in the cities, much better in the rural parts. Also the North of Essex further away from London is better than South Essex.

    • @Geo__Jakey
      @Geo__Jakey 5 місяців тому +1

      @@martinwebb1681noted, cheers!!

    • @Gordon.Pinkerton
      @Gordon.Pinkerton 5 місяців тому

      As others have said, some parts of Essex are really beautiful and lovely. County as a whole gets a bad rep, but to an extent that can be quite unfair

  • @hulme187
    @hulme187 5 місяців тому +10

    Bald and Bankrupt and Backpacker Ben visited Clacton on sea and Jaywick recently. Interesting places.

    • @Natez-vw4kd
      @Natez-vw4kd 5 місяців тому +2

      I watched that.

    • @awestruckbeaver3344
      @awestruckbeaver3344 5 місяців тому

      ​@@Natez-vw4kdditto. Doesn't look that bad. It's like any seaside town it's dying a slow death because of cheaper holidays abroad.

    • @JohnSmith-ei2pz
      @JohnSmith-ei2pz 5 місяців тому

      You cannot defend the Jaywick inbreds¬@@awestruckbeaver3344

    • @cahillanelka
      @cahillanelka 5 місяців тому +3

      Turdtowns had a sly dig at them when talking about jaywick

  • @xxxbigfuzz69
    @xxxbigfuzz69 5 місяців тому +1

    Happy new year
    I spent many holiday in jaywick and Clacton as a child it was brilliant in the 1980s think some love and effort would make it fantastic I come from Luton and they say that a horrible place. Keep up the good work 😊

    • @TheXeroid
      @TheXeroid 5 місяців тому +1

      Would love to see one on Bedforshire. Luton and Bedford would take up a lot of the time.

  • @KH-rc7tl
    @KH-rc7tl 5 місяців тому +2

    OMG ! I asked you to do Essex and you did ! And first up Southend 😂😂 you nailed it

  • @yusufkassim8236
    @yusufkassim8236 5 місяців тому +14

    I’m just gonna be the one to say it: please do a London special, I know there’s not really many ‘towns’, so to say, but I feel like there’s definitely a few potential ‘turd settlements’ around the county/city, such as Lee, Neasden and Edmonton.
    If not then Hertfordshire would be a good one to do, given you’ve recently been doing a lot more nearby home counties to London-themed videos 🤷🏼‍♂️ Wouldn’t be surprised to see you put Potters Bar in on that list

    • @RubbishGimpy
      @RubbishGimpy 5 місяців тому +4

      I'm guessing you live in North London then.😆

    • @J8rdz
      @J8rdz 5 місяців тому +1

      Add Wood Green, Hayes (Middlesex), Harlesden, Upton Park/East Ham to that list

    • @yusufkassim8236
      @yusufkassim8236 5 місяців тому

      @@RubbishGimpy well I grew up in West London most of my life but I’m planning on moving to South, so no 😂 I just happen to be familiar with some of these places due to completing certain jobs around there or just personal experience 🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @yusufkassim8236
      @yusufkassim8236 5 місяців тому

      @@J8rdz tbf I don’t know much about East Ham, but there’s an argument for the rest being included on that list 🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @ExoticDoll
      @ExoticDoll 5 місяців тому +1

      Stratford !

  • @mattw8332
    @mattw8332 5 місяців тому +4

    Please do the counties of Suffolk and Norfolk next! 😁

  • @horuslupercal2385
    @horuslupercal2385 5 місяців тому

    Great video, Turdtown...... I'll have to visit some of these places someday 😁

  • @glynn9808
    @glynn9808 5 місяців тому +1

    Please do some videos in central North area, such as Nottinghamshire, Derbyshire and South Yorkshire, West Yorkshire ect.
    I went to Worksop with my friend a few months ago and my gosh what a shit hole lol. Other crap places are Rotherham, Dewsbury. Worst areas in Sheffield are Page Hall and Darnall. Really enjoy your videos, keep up the good work!

  • @VidzVideo
    @VidzVideo 5 місяців тому +3

    At last . I've been waiting for this.

  • @michaeltanner4159
    @michaeltanner4159 5 місяців тому +2

    i have been looking foward to the moment you cover essex.having worked some of these towns for four decades i had a wry smile as i counted down from seven.surely tilbury will be number one.sure enough it was.saying that although i agree with what you said i quite liked the place,mainly because it has an old school working class feel about it.

  • @nickkelly8800
    @nickkelly8800 5 місяців тому

    Another great video. Please can you do West Yorkshire and involve Dewsbury. Thanks

  • @davidrobert2007
    @davidrobert2007 5 місяців тому +16

    Can we get started with the Essex girl jokes plz?
    Q: What does an Essex girl use for protection when having sex?
    A: A bus shelter.
    Next...😁

    • @zetectic7968
      @zetectic7968 5 місяців тому +11

      Q How does an Essex girl turn on the light after sex?
      A. She opens the car door.

    • @robertjarman4261
      @robertjarman4261 5 місяців тому +1

      How do you know when an Essex girl is having a climax? The chewing gum falls out her mouth.

    • @scarlettparker7056
      @scarlettparker7056 5 місяців тому +5

      Q: What’s the difference between an Essex girl and an Essex boy?
      A: Essex girl has a higher sperm count.

    • @raythomas4812
      @raythomas4812 5 місяців тому +6

      What's the difference between Essex Girl and a Walrus ? One has a moustache and smells of fish the other one is a Walrus

    • @davidrobert2007
      @davidrobert2007 5 місяців тому +1

      @@raythomas4812 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @planetbea
    @planetbea 5 місяців тому +3

    The fact I've lived in all these places ecept Harlow, I feel so much shame! Literallym I went from Southend, to Jaywick, to Clacton, to Grays, to Tilbury. I lived in Tilbury 3 times and thats even worse!
    HOWEVER FUN FACT ABOUT TILBURY! A lot of the street shots in Grimsby the film, is shot in Tilbury. Even the train station
    Also, the opening scene to the first Christan Bale Batman film was filmed in Tilbury fort.
    Tilbury Fort was used to "store" those who either were dying from the plauge, or who had died from it in their tombs.
    My fiance's grandad used to live in and run the fort.
    You should also look at Aveley, it's harder to get to than Jaywick or Tilbury. Only 2 different buses go throught there, but they go through different parts altogether. No train station. It's a village between Purfleet and Ockendon

    • @darylb889
      @darylb889 4 місяці тому

      Aveley is one of the nicer parts of Thurrock so it would be hard to get on this list - none of the areas in Thurrock are great though.