While they are all standing there watching in confusion, every time they try to confront him he makes the teacher sounds to confuse and reset their brains to factory mode.
This is like that Chowder episode where he makes the poisoned purple nurples and Mung has to spend the rest of the episode try to stop everyone from eating them.
Live your life in such a way that you won't be stabbed to death seconds after plundering gold from someone's mailbox, and everyone at the party won't just stand around clapping over your dead body.
44:09 The way he absolutely SMITES a man in first person mode with a knife and proceeds to have the most shit-eating grin I’ve seen in my life actually terrifies me
His werewolf sim pissing everywhere is much funnier when you think about it from the perspective of his normal human roommate. Like imagine your roommate pissing on furniture and shit and you ask him "Dude, why are you doing that?" and he's like "Dude, it's cuz I'm a WEREWOLF, I have to mark my territory." You'd think the guy was an absolute LUNATIC
Yeah but Werewolves are canonically a minority with a rich culture who are discriminated against in SimNation, I think you missed the point of that supernatural race and their place in the Sims timeline
@@aturchomicz821 LOL I don't care if pissing on your furniture is part of your "rich culture" it's still a dick move to piss on the furniture when you have a non-werewolf roommate. That shit is gonna fucking REEK.
possibly TMI I'm sorry 20:05 I use Bluetooth headphones on my PC and I walked away from my monitor to use the restroom and kept the video playing (I didn't realize how weird this sounds until writing this) but I was standing there and the second I started going I hear Jerma in my ears say "Stop looking at the toilet and get over here!" I legitimately looked over my shoulder fearfully
The fact that Jerma's furry character ate someone's neck, got arrested, jumped from a helicopter, crashed the helicopter into the ground, killed the police officers, then randomly turned back into a human, teleported onto a mountain naked, and started Fortnite dancing... is just... a lot to process...
It's honestly impressive how Jerma knows he's gonna set his house and Sims on fire, yet refuses to ever buy a smoke detector. He's a man of principle. Gotta respect it.
Poisoning you're serving at your own birthday party, then spending the rest of the party desperately trying to prevent anyone from eating it is... I don't know what adjective it is, but it's the most that Jerma's ever been.
Hey Jerma just wanted to let you know as a Pizza Hut employee the cookie and pan pizzas are imo better than stuffed crust especially with jalapeños and bacon
pap ginos looks like it's a step sideways to little ceasers because it looks SLIGHTLY better but costs almost twice as much, this is for sure another in-n-out situation where people rave about the food and then you try it and it's the most mediocre shit you've ever eaten, like deeply and vastly under average food
6:40 Sacrificial-Team and their buggy mods and their effects on gameplay have been a disaster for dead Sims since 2019 10:00 Sims 4 difficulty moment, as in they removed all difficulty with the launch of Gen 4 in 2014 10:32 Jerma does not deserve my sympathy here seeing as he is the same person who assassinated Hank in his Detroit Become Human playthrough, but now were crying about a little dead dog are we? 13:00 Post Sims 3 inventory management clarity, the rock collecting side hustle from 2009 murdered any pretence about the inventory being a well designed feature💀 27:05 Hes saying Party like this is an event at one of those fake rooms in a children's indoor climbing & recreation centre of your choice?? (Monki Park was personally my favourite😎)
I love these vids so much, jerma and jschlatt really are the best examples of “why you wouldn’t survive in _____ universe” ever, they are some of the scariest characters I’ve ever seen in fiction and I’m so glad they aren’t real, like if I somehow got teleported into the same world as them I’d probably just lock myself away in my house and be in fear at all times of my life knowing they are out there but I don’t know where or how far away…
Jerma the kinda guy to serve a poisoned cake at his birthday and then throw every single slice people take in the garbage out of guilt.
Convicted felon and murderer of an entire neighborhood BREAKS DOWN after he tries to prove he was innocent whilst he THROWS AWAY EVIDENCE
While they are all standing there watching in confusion, every time they try to confront him he makes the teacher sounds to confuse and reset their brains to factory mode.
If only that held true in real life.
he didn’t throw away every single one 🌚
@@VortexKiller2 I remember reading that article. It’s how I found Jermas channel initially.
You can tell how paranoid we've made jerma when main menu flavor text makes him think someone is fucking with him
egomaniac streamer
I love the implication of a birthday somehow being unsuccessful- you tried to turn a year older but just couldn’t make it happen for some reason
its funnier to try to imagine by what metric a "successful" party is judged by
Skill Issue
this is how he's almost 80 and still so youthful
Genuinely did not know someone could be bad at The Sims but its incredibly entertaining
What do you mean this is the correct way to play the sims
I’ve never seen anyone so confused about this game lmao
The fact he didn’t know blowing out the candles would age him up destroyed me
5:35 “Birthday Party Unsuccessful” as an entire group of Sims cheers and launches confetti into the air
birthday party unsuccessful you do not get to age
@@EnderrBoi get good
@@EnderrBoi Skill issue
The Sims 4 is really something else, for better or for worse.
@@EnderrBoi this is the reason for his eternal youth
It kills me when they start dancing out of nowhere to no music
Especially since they’re FORTNITE DANCES
Best moment is at 23:18
One guys starts and then they all start boogying
@@jimmybean420the Dancing Plague of 1518 be like
This is like that Chowder episode where he makes the poisoned purple nurples and Mung has to spend the rest of the episode try to stop everyone from eating them.
The way he went “no! … I wasn’t ready…”
when the dog died actually made me almost cry
None of us are ready when it happens u.u
one of his dogs passed away a few years back too :(
What kills me is his Sims character farting in his sleep and ruining the mood.
Jerma: *names a character after Butane, a highly flammable substance*
Also Jerma: *shocked that the character lit the house on fire*
Live your life in such a way that you won't be stabbed to death seconds after plundering gold from someone's mailbox, and everyone at the party won't just stand around clapping over your dead body.
44:09
The way he absolutely SMITES a man in first person mode with a knife and proceeds to have the most shit-eating grin I’ve seen in my life actually terrifies me
His werewolf sim pissing everywhere is much funnier when you think about it from the perspective of his normal human roommate. Like imagine your roommate pissing on furniture and shit and you ask him "Dude, why are you doing that?" and he's like "Dude, it's cuz I'm a WEREWOLF, I have to mark my territory." You'd think the guy was an absolute LUNATIC
Yeah but Werewolves are canonically a minority with a rich culture who are discriminated against in SimNation, I think you missed the point of that supernatural race and their place in the Sims timeline
@@aturchomicz821 Sounds like someone’s a werewolf and insecure about their pissing habits
@@aturchomicz821 LOL I don't care if pissing on your furniture is part of your "rich culture" it's still a dick move to piss on the furniture when you have a non-werewolf roommate. That shit is gonna fucking REEK.
@@aturchomicz821 I wonder why they're discriminated against?
possibly TMI I'm sorry
20:05 I use Bluetooth headphones on my PC and I walked away from my monitor to use the restroom and kept the video playing (I didn't realize how weird this sounds until writing this)
but I was standing there and the second I started going I hear Jerma in my ears say "Stop looking at the toilet and get over here!"
I legitimately looked over my shoulder fearfully
lmao
😭😭😭
dying laughing at jerma becoming a serial killer and saying DUDE IT'S NEIGHBOURHOOD BRAWL >:( NOBODY'S FIGHTING
The constant Fortnite dancing really ties it all together
10:22 dog dies, jerma pogs, sim shits pants, all in the span of like 3 seconds
The papa gino's opener rant was peak new england street cred.
Oh god, Abso-lutely
Best feeling when a sims video drops
Feels like losing my virginity all over again
He breaks this game beautifully
yea it's so fun
25:47 "I don't wanna hurt anybody" he says after he kills a person with a grilled cheese sandwich
The fact that Jerma's furry character ate someone's neck, got arrested, jumped from a helicopter, crashed the helicopter into the ground, killed the police officers, then randomly turned back into a human, teleported onto a mountain naked, and started Fortnite dancing... is just... a lot to process...
just gemini things✨️
it just sounds like you're describing a weird dream Jerma had
"we can't make a total loser of a werewolf"
"okay we're keeping the cool whip man"
24:30 love how everyone just starts crying instead of stopping him
He says "I came into work, I shit my pants" like that's one of his daily responsibilities
I love IttyBittyJerma985's streams!
13:13 Jerma catching himself making the "POG" face lmaooo
jerma's irrational fear of sims vampires is endearing
Jerma's sims experience is like the song "I can't decide"...
"Oh I could throw you in a lake, or feed you poison with a cake"...
Only Jerma would see a joke pop-up and think someone is deliberately targeting him
It's honestly impressive how Jerma knows he's gonna set his house and Sims on fire, yet refuses to ever buy a smoke detector.
He's a man of principle. Gotta respect it.
H 😅😅😂😅
I. JI’m Nono
@@sammya.120 Are you okay?
My best friend died recently, and I've been too depressed to do anything. These Jerma vids always cheer me up at least a little bit.
Be safe
@@WantSomeWhiskey818 thank you
I'm sorry for your loss, and I hope that things start looking better for you as soon as possible.
did he get stabbed at his mailbox ?
@@e7193 Wtf??
I like how stressful Jerma can make the Sims, a game that’s supposed to be the quintessential casual game.
Nicholas Cage as Ghostrider feels like a fever dream still
He almost played superman. That would've been really bizarre.
@@_yoursleepparalysisdemon_ The Man of Steel becomes The Man of a Steel Cage
15:43 is exactly me every time i'm cooking something in the shared kitchen
9:09: humans when they get a single grey hair
"Yodle's okay"
*Fucking dies of old age 3 sec later*
Can't wait to watch another vod edit from my favority itty bitty streamer!
Poisoning you're serving at your own birthday party, then spending the rest of the party desperately trying to prevent anyone from eating it is... I don't know what adjective it is, but it's the most that Jerma's ever been.
I haven't laughed this hard since the last time I've watched Jerma
I gotta say, I’ve never seen someone make a sim so hated they lure him to a party so they can stab him and then they celebrate
we are gonna do a pre built house *immediately cuts to jerma making another abomination house from scratch*
16:42 This speaks to me on a level I'm sure others understand.
Can't believe Jerma killed Santa AGAIN. What a psycho!
Jerma not just dragging the cake into the fridge or garbage has my eye twitching
It's extremely funny to me that Blorg was VERY SAD during the whole Dinner Party saga
These are the most entertaining Sims 4 vids I've ever seen
The lady in the orange skirt stabs McNulty and then leaves immediately to use the bathroom
Ice cold
"I don't want to make a normal guy!" jump cut to his fursona
Alternate title: jerma commits agregious acts of violence against civilians for 25 minutes, and then plays the sims
This is the moment when jerma985 became jerma986.
"I shit my pants, haven't slept in three days and I got promoted." Lmao.
The fact he expected people to know he was tapping Ken Shamrock's WWE theme that one time, but didn't know what the Tombstone Piledriver is
Breaking: Local Streamer Successfully Out Pizza's the Hutt
Wow! A new video from my favourite streamer, IttyBittyJerma985!
There have been so many Jerma videos lately and I couldn’t be happier
42:13 the sound it made when he fell in the pi$s puddle lol
26:09
*Outwrestle officers*
*crash plane*
*survive*
*crawl out of the smouldering crater the heli crashed in*
*immediately hit the griddy*
I got this notification as soon as coconut mall beat drop hit
Epic gaming
Based flag detected, keep on trucking 👍
I love this man.
only jerma can give a gnome a whole pie, which upsets it and therefore causes it to strike him with lightning
Santa fucking died at his birthday party and he has the GALL to say "I don't get to have a birthday party anymore???"
I love that in this series jerma always kills his love intrest accidently
jerma saying he doesnt want to make a normal guy and cutting to a whipped cream guy howling is fouling and had me howling
Pizza patron worst pizza chain you can’t change my mind
Hey Jerma just wanted to let you know as a Pizza Hut employee the cookie and pan pizzas are imo better than stuffed crust especially with jalapeños and bacon
well well well if it isnt the rejected "gangsta"
The caterer was vibing too hard
16:58 bOoLaNg nAgElNa sHmoONee noOBles sHoRT
pap ginos looks like it's a step sideways to little ceasers because it looks SLIGHTLY better but costs almost twice as much, this is for sure another in-n-out situation where people rave about the food and then you try it and it's the most mediocre shit you've ever eaten, like deeply and vastly under average food
I can’t believe Jerma made bland ass Sims 4 so crazy and fun with a couple of mods, this is the most entertaining sims 4 gameplay in a while 😂
6:40 Sacrificial-Team and their buggy mods and their effects on gameplay have been a disaster for dead Sims since 2019
10:00 Sims 4 difficulty moment, as in they removed all difficulty with the launch of Gen 4 in 2014
10:32 Jerma does not deserve my sympathy here seeing as he is the same person who assassinated Hank in his Detroit Become Human playthrough, but now were crying about a little dead dog are we?
13:00 Post Sims 3 inventory management clarity, the rock collecting side hustle from 2009 murdered any pretence about the inventory being a well designed feature💀
27:05 Hes saying Party like this is an event at one of those fake rooms in a children's indoor climbing & recreation centre of your choice?? (Monki Park was personally my favourite😎)
Rise and shine jermamites
Anyone who prefers Dominos over any other pizza (even frozen ones) needs to be put into an internment camp.
I got pizza from there once and it literally smelled like PUKE I'm not kidding
21:37 and he has exactly 2,137 money jermas polish roots are showing hes gonna sing barka on his next video
that caterer was serving tbh
22:10 this has been my discord status for awhile now its just kinda threatening
22:21 Was that the TF2 administrator into the Fruit Ninja title screen theme?
Still can’t believe Jerma made Milky from Wolf Quest™
So why did he poison the cake if he didnt want anyone to eat it?
Jerma lives in some weird universe where a “buba gino’s” exist? I really hope he escapes the backrooms soon… 🙏🙏
20 seconds in and Jerma is already arguing with chat lol
he's so dumb with the neighbor brawl 💀
how did he turn blue???
jerma best strimmer stream awards calling it
rip blorg
Itty bitty
I fucking love this series lmao
HES SO RIGHT PAPA GINOS IS THE BEST
The Chronicles of McNulty came to a beautiful conclusion
15:23
You’ve probably already left bc tired but I fell asleep so we never truly able to say goodbye
new jerba vid just dropped lfgggg
22:15
The most depressing game of Sims of all time
Blorg McNulty reminds me of Elon Musk, it's that fake grin and the forever-tired eyes combined with the thick, expressive eyebrows.
PAPA GINO'S SUPREMACY!!!!!!!!!
2:35 Shout out to the Labyrinth joke
Jerry teeth and the boyfriend from modern family
I love these vids so much, jerma and jschlatt really are the best examples of “why you wouldn’t survive in _____ universe” ever, they are some of the scariest characters I’ve ever seen in fiction and I’m so glad they aren’t real, like if I somehow got teleported into the same world as them I’d probably just lock myself away in my house and be in fear at all times of my life knowing they are out there but I don’t know where or how far away…
Dear god, imagine Jerma and Schlatt fighting
We'd be wiped out no diff
24:26 is too perfect
Closed-minded streamer unaware Papa Gino's is a NEW ENGLAND based pizza chain, insults people who've never had it anyway.