“Given the soul-crushing amount of arbitrary deaths, decent people die for no reason, it is surprisingly refreshing to see it happen first hand to someone who absolutely deserves it.” -The Emperor
It is impossible to crush the soul of an enemy. You can only crush their bones and organs. The muscles stay intact for most of the crushing. It is why you like to cuddle my adorably muscular form, Father. -Rogal Dorn
Honestly I think they're at their best in stuff like this where they're generally pieces of shit (and possibly incompetent) than when they're depicted as mass murdering edgelords. The comic book villain role suits them well. Being a constant nuisance just because they can
Marines Malevolent didn't fall to chaos corruption, not through their willpower, dedication, or loyalty, but by being so repulsive, that even the very amalgamations of negative thoughts from the very depths of the unconscious minds of trillions upon trillions of sentients that inhabit, or inhabited, the universe, fined them repulsive and despicable. I guess if it works it works.
I think we've got a good idea in which chapter is DreadAnon's favorite given how much MM content he makes. The jokes just write themselves with these assholes.
Or manning a food establishment by the city gates in the WH fantasy empire when a roaming gaggle of ogres swings by for a bite to eat…. Big _BIG_ payday, but your stocks are depleted for the next couple of weeks straight, and if anyone missteps so too are your employees. Plus the cleanup would probably be a nightmare even if you and you shop survive.
Knowing the Marines Malevolent, they probably did one of the following things when making a lemonade for their lemonade stand: A) They purposefully made the lemonade as awful as they could B) The lemonade is spiked with hard liquor C) They pissed in it Odds are they'll probably just hold people up at gunpoint, forcing them to buy the lemonade anyway... and they'll probably just shoot them regardless if they purchase the lemonade or not.
All of the above, they pissed in the cup and spiked it with hard liquor, while making it as awful as possible. Then they hold you at gun point to make you buy more
Brother Amphibion : "You know cousins, it's nice to heard you all really getting legit. *sips lemonade* Hmm..., why does this lemonade tastes like a recycled wastewater with Rhino scenteners in it?. MarMal Bros : "Because it is a wastewater with Rhino scenteners in it." Brother Amphibion : :(
So long as malevocoin doesn't cause GPU prices to jump nearly three times their price, more power to them! Also that lemonade is going to taste awfully like piss, isn't it?
actually its recycled Piss after it has left their reclamation system of their armour, the rest is squizings from moldy thrown away lemons from an underhive milkshake joint. (most likley the lemon may have been already been drained and are just moldy skin bits)
If you could digitally interface yourself to the inter webs, then maybe you wouldn't have crashed this hard with the potentially large amount of research you could've done in an instant. Remember, Marines Malevolent, the Flesh is Weak but the Machine is Strong.
That lemonade stand at the end is what killed me. I like to think there's one marines malevolent who doesn't know there going legit and is selling his piss in a plastic cup.
Interesting hazard stripes on those Marines Malevolent. Which would normally imply that they are chaos marines, but because this is the Marines Malevolent, it probably implies that they just stole whatever has hazard stripes on it.
I wonder if the Marines Malevolent have ever had to work with the Death Korps of Krieg before. I'm kind of torn on what seems the most likely outcome. On the one hand, Kriegers will willingly sacrifice themselves so long as it completes the objective, so I don't think they'd mind the MMs callous treatment as much as other IG regiments. On the other hand, they know their value as specialists, and they want to *sacrifice* for emperor and imperium, not die recklessly or pointlessly. I could almost see some MM space marines getting caught up in some...friendly fire from tanks and artillery if the Kriegers were to find they'd have their comrades needlessly killed or worse, mission objectives threatened by the MMs putting their own agendas over completing their mission.
Those 2 factions would get along great imo. The kriegers would heartily agree that unleashing an artillery barrage whilst they are engaged in close quarters with the enemy is an acceptable strategy and I have no idea where you are getting this depiction of kriegers from. They literally do not care about death and view their life as penance for the sins of their ancestors, whatever the MM would do to them, they would feel they deserve it. We are talking about a faction of human lemmings who need commissars to tell them to stop throwing themselves into pointless deaths ffs. On the MM side the kriegers might actually be some of the rare normal humans they would respect precisely because of their attitude.
@@libertinarey Pointless death is absolutely not on the Krieger's list of things to do. Marching into enemy fire does serve a purpose - You just check where the most people are dying the fastest, and then you don't send the next wave against those areas. The gathering of that kind of intelligence could, admittedly, be accomplished by basically any other form of reconnaissance, but it's not COMPLETELY pointless, and honestly the life of the average Kriegsman is probably worth about as much to the higher-ups as a Krieg model is to you.
@@libertinarey _'They literally do not care about death'_ But they despise a _pointless_ death. Lifes are the currency of the God Emperor - don't be closefisted, but never squander them in vain.
Inquisitor: *kicks down frauduls door* you bastard, you are coming with me right now! Frauduls:what do you want from me inquisitor? I'm a clean man now, I'm a small business owner, a real business, I take care of my brothers and pay my taxes. Inquisitor:I need you for a job,a job only you and your brothers can pull. Fraudulus:oh no inquisitor, I'm not going to do it, I'm fine the way I live and so are my brothers the time of being an asshole is over for me. Inquisitor:I didn't ask for your opinion shit face, I DEMAND you do what I want or I will make sure your entire chapter pays for the bullshit of the last millenias Fraudulus:fine inquisitor, we will do your stupid ass job, but after this the malevolent marines are clean, clear? Inquisitor: *smiling* clear
The most terrifying monetary based heresy that ever emerged from long history of holy terra, rumours says it being invented back in 3rd millennium where most of the human population are still living in small tribal societies called countries.
stealing a precious squig to an ork is the most despicable thing marine malevolent could do.
Tbh the ork would probably get bored of the squig the next day and eat it
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How about what they call those from nocturne? They literally call them "night-er" and "night-ro"
But 'e ain't gonna cry in front of da boyz, or they'll think 'es a GIT.
Marines Malevolent find themselves up shits creek if one of them steals Ghazghkull's favorite squig.
Dark Mechanicus: "Professionals have standards."
"As long as there are two people left, someone is going to want the other scammed."
“Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.”
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Just because you have no moral scruple, doesn't mean you shouldn't have standards
The ork reading a script killed me lmao
“Given the soul-crushing amount of arbitrary deaths, decent people die for no reason, it is surprisingly refreshing to see it happen first hand to someone who absolutely deserves it.”
-The Emperor
Nice TTS quote.
@@steffanyschwartz7801 thank you 😎
It is impossible to crush the soul of an enemy. You can only crush their bones and organs. The muscles stay intact for most of the crushing. It is why you like to cuddle my adorably muscular form, Father.
-Rogal Dorn
I am so glad someone out there realized the comedic potential of the marines malevolent.
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Honestly I think they're at their best in stuff like this where they're generally pieces of shit (and possibly incompetent) than when they're depicted as mass murdering edgelords.
The comic book villain role suits them well. Being a constant nuisance just because they can
They took all my Non-Fungible Terminators brother… the chapter is finished
Just steal some more from the Iron Hands, but be sure to paint yourself purple and scream how much you love daddy Fulgrim
Nft owned by blood ravens
@@lordfrostwind3151 Purple? I guess that will confuse the Iron Hands quite profusely, a voice screaming out of thin air.
Marines Malevolent didn't fall to chaos corruption, not through their willpower, dedication, or loyalty, but by being so repulsive, that even the very amalgamations of negative thoughts from the very depths of the unconscious minds of trillions upon trillions of sentients that inhabit, or inhabited, the universe, fined them repulsive and despicable. I guess if it works it works.
I mean even the Dragon Warriors are like "I can't believe they are still considered loyal"
Actually, a whole bunch of them actually fell to chaos through their unadulterated spite towards the Salamanders.
Do most people except for other Marines, the Mechanicus, and others in power even know they exist?
@@dangarwood7595 ^hey look, it's brother fraudulus.
It's either that _or_ the Ruinous Powers are simply allergic to citrus fruits.
I regret to inform you that the Marines Malevolent are, indeed, at it again.
very well ill get the templars and say they are employing mutants or something
1:27 Salamanders: "Join the Club! We got jackets!"
Knowing the marines malevolent, that’s definitely not lemonade
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That still works. Astarte piss is pretty much acid, you get to loot the corpse after it waste a bit of money.
"IT IS LEMONADE!"
"..."
"Well, it's Hive World lemonade, so it's lemonade that's been recycled a few times..."
"..."
"WHICH STILL COUNTS!"
It’s acid
3:08 Space Twitter still exist in the grimdark future
It’s Grim dark future though
ork boy:
"Smoile poloitely den turn to face camera"
meanwhile the kommnader in cheef of the unitid staits :
"...end of quote. Repeat the line."
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3:33 being the marines malevolent I'm sure that lemonade is actually squig piss or something
This is the lore that games workshop is trying to suppress!
Brother Fraudulus is the best name ever for an MM.
I'm starting to think you make a bunch of Marines Malevolent content because they're basically human Skaven
Damn that's a mood.
Aren't all humans in 40k skaven? Bunch of power hungry bastards, ruining the day for everyone else
Thinking about MM as human skaven makes me like them
Skaven are more likable than this guys.
@internet drone nah, the only thing they have in common are number
I think we've got a good idea in which chapter is DreadAnon's favorite given how much MM content he makes. The jokes just write themselves with these assholes.
3:33 It could be worse like working at the fastfood restaurant where the Ork Warboss was currently working there.
Or manning a food establishment by the city gates in the WH fantasy empire when a roaming gaggle of ogres swings by for a bite to eat…. Big _BIG_ payday, but your stocks are depleted for the next couple of weeks straight, and if anyone missteps so too are your employees. Plus the cleanup would probably be a nightmare even if you and you shop survive.
Yea; these are definitely perturabos kids
The fact you make more Marines Malevolent content than fucking GW.
Keep up the great work, my man.
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I love how it was the Salamander who responds to the tweet
Those two have a history of being best frienemies
Knowing the Marines Malevolent, they probably did one of the following things when making a lemonade for their lemonade stand:
A) They purposefully made the lemonade as awful as they could
B) The lemonade is spiked with hard liquor
C) They pissed in it
Odds are they'll probably just hold people up at gunpoint, forcing them to buy the lemonade anyway... and they'll probably just shoot them regardless if they purchase the lemonade or not.
I’d assume they murdered the children originally selling the lemonade and took their stand for themselves
@@Voltamatum That's probably what happened. Why did I think they'd go to the trouble of making all that on their own? They're the Marines Malevolent.
All of the above, they pissed in the cup and spiked it with hard liquor, while making it as awful as possible. Then they hold you at gun point to make you buy more
@@averageexistenceenjoyer3950 and as I added, they'll probably shoot you anyway, regardless if you buy the lemonade or not.
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If they needed nerds with no morals, Stygies VIII is *right there.*
Brother Amphibion : "You know cousins, it's nice to heard you all really getting legit. *sips lemonade*
Hmm..., why does this lemonade tastes like a recycled wastewater with Rhino scenteners in it?.
MarMal Bros : "Because it is a wastewater with Rhino scenteners in it."
Brother Amphibion : :(
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"Do you have a permit for that lemonade stand son?"
Dark Mechanicus: "im a scamers scamer."
"Good luck, I'm behind seven proxies"
Now that's a throwback
So long as malevocoin doesn't cause GPU prices to jump nearly three times their price, more power to them!
Also that lemonade is going to taste awfully like piss, isn't it?
actually its recycled Piss after it has left their reclamation system of their armour,
the rest is squizings from moldy thrown away lemons from an underhive milkshake joint.
(most likley the lemon may have been already been drained and are just moldy skin bits)
"Today on imperial news local slaneesh cult goes bankrubt after buying all of the Marines Malevolant piss lemonade"
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This is a scam
Well, they are the pissmarines.
>DIY Lemonade
LMAO took me a sec.
Knowing the marines malevolent, the lemonade is probably piss
All these marine malevolent videos are slowly turning me in a marine malevolent fan
Sometimes you don't wanna be the bastion of humanity imperium or the nihilistic edgelord choas.
Sometimes you just want to be a dick.
One of us. One of us
Cuz being a war criminal is funny
With those colours on their power armor this kind of scam isn't hard to believe
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Marines Malevolent are ancap libtards. This is my official headcanon. XD
^This scam above makes the Marines Malevolent's scam more believable.
The Marines Malevolent are the kind of guys to unironically buy NFT's.
When the orks are calling you despicable you know you went wrong somewhere in life
That lemonade is definitely piss. They're definitely selling their own piss.
If you could digitally interface yourself to the inter webs, then maybe you wouldn't have crashed this hard with the potentially large amount of research you could've done in an instant. Remember, Marines Malevolent, the Flesh is Weak but the Machine is Strong.
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>Interface directly with the internet
>some salty asshole messes with an upstream github repository
>autoupdate
>get bricked
This coin stinks of heresy and witchcraft.
The gas fees are going to be horrendous.
My god, this lemonade tastes like piss
I'll take your entire stock!
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the lemonade is just lemon juice. no sugar
No not even that. It’s their damn urine.
@@josephmoffatt4696 but do they eat lemons before urinating?
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1:40 the “real” money is also fake.
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I just lose it always when he says "Check twitter we have been rumbled!!."
PLEASE continue this storyline, I love it so much
I love your voice acting.
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Idk why but the Templar Brethren being named Fraudulus seems so hilarious to me
I was hoping the dark mech would make a Bogdanoff reference.
The Bogs are probably successful Iron Warriors Warpsmiths that manipulated the economy of the Warp denizens
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That lemonade stand at the end is what killed me. I like to think there's one marines malevolent who doesn't know there going legit and is selling his piss in a plastic cup.
Fraudulus is my new favorite 40k character
Interesting hazard stripes on those Marines Malevolent.
Which would normally imply that they are chaos marines, but because this is the Marines Malevolent, it probably implies that they just stole whatever has hazard stripes on it.
Ironicly their guns are often depicted by gw as havibg hazard stripes on it
Ots one the reasons theirnis a fan theory that the marines malevolent are iron warrior loyalists who are just assholes due to tjeir past bitterness
I wonder if the Marines Malevolent have ever had to work with the Death Korps of Krieg before.
I'm kind of torn on what seems the most likely outcome.
On the one hand, Kriegers will willingly sacrifice themselves so long as it completes the objective, so I don't think they'd mind the MMs callous treatment as much as other IG regiments.
On the other hand, they know their value as specialists, and they want to *sacrifice* for emperor and imperium, not die recklessly or pointlessly. I could almost see some MM space marines getting caught up in some...friendly fire from tanks and artillery if the Kriegers were to find they'd have their comrades needlessly killed or worse, mission objectives threatened by the MMs putting their own agendas over completing their mission.
Those 2 factions would get along great imo. The kriegers would heartily agree that unleashing an artillery barrage whilst they are engaged in close quarters with the enemy is an acceptable strategy and I have no idea where you are getting this depiction of kriegers from. They literally do not care about death and view their life as penance for the sins of their ancestors, whatever the MM would do to them, they would feel they deserve it. We are talking about a faction of human lemmings who need commissars to tell them to stop throwing themselves into pointless deaths ffs.
On the MM side the kriegers might actually be some of the rare normal humans they would respect precisely because of their attitude.
@@libertinarey Pointless death is absolutely not on the Krieger's list of things to do. Marching into enemy fire does serve a purpose - You just check where the most people are dying the fastest, and then you don't send the next wave against those areas.
The gathering of that kind of intelligence could, admittedly, be accomplished by basically any other form of reconnaissance, but it's not COMPLETELY pointless, and honestly the life of the average Kriegsman is probably worth about as much to the higher-ups as a Krieg model is to you.
The MM would go above and beyond to ensure not a single casualty in their allies
@@libertinarey _'They literally do not care about death'_ But they despise a _pointless_ death. Lifes are the currency of the God Emperor - don't be closefisted, but never squander them in vain.
The *smile politely then turn to face camera* being used verbally had me rollin. This is why i zoggin love orks
"WE NEEDED NERDS.. WITH NO MORAL SCRUPLS" is so quotable
The greatest double edged weapon of the entire wh40k universe
*Twitter*
Oh great, now they're Crypto Bros...
When do the Marines Malevolent start making their MFT’s?
And by MFT’s, I mean *Malevolent Fleecing T’au.*
The Admech play them like damn fools.
"Why does my piss taste like lemonade!?"
the “DIY” on lemonade concerns me more than it should.
When I heard the phone call I expected the bog brothers.
Inquisitor: *kicks down frauduls door* you bastard, you are coming with me right now!
Frauduls:what do you want from me inquisitor? I'm a clean man now, I'm a small business owner, a real business, I take care of my brothers and pay my taxes.
Inquisitor:I need you for a job,a job only you and your brothers can pull.
Fraudulus:oh no inquisitor, I'm not going to do it, I'm fine the way I live and so are my brothers the time of being an asshole is over for me.
Inquisitor:I didn't ask for your opinion shit face, I DEMAND you do what I want or I will make sure your entire chapter pays for the bullshit of the last millenias
Fraudulus:fine inquisitor, we will do your stupid ass job, but after this the malevolent marines are clean, clear?
Inquisitor: *smiling* clear
Sounds like some last chancers combo shenanigans brewing.
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do you have any grapes?
Am I the only one who immediately burst out laughing at hearing “Brother Fraudulus?”
I LOVE BROTHER FRAUDULUS, ALMOST AS MUCH AS BROTHER PORNADIKTOS JAJAJAJAJA
An Ork badly reading off a script is one of the funniest things
2:53 absolutely not🤣🤣
I love that you put Iced Earth's Clear the Way as the background song
bet you five bucks they stole that stand, and even make low grade lemonade n sell it very over priced.
Of course an ork would read the stage directions during a commerial.
I'm sad it didn't end with them behind the lemonade stand going
"This is nice"
"Yeah, much more stable."
Poor marines Malevolent, this is their only way to have enough funds to purchase their equipment.
The MMs have reached a new peak of malevolence
Ork stoic line delivery is so funny for some reason
Oh, that sounds quite ni- and it's already crashed lmao
Thus ended the age of the Marines Malevolent and began the age of the Marines Benevolent.
I need a series that’s just the Ed, edd n eddy style scamming adventures of brother fraudulus
I’m not drinking that fucking “lemonade”
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Wait, one of marines malevolent is named Brother Fraudulus, when the marines here are technically committing fraud.
The Ork trying to read the script lmfao.
The inquisitor was like : hmm. Interesting.
“Every dark elder rule 34 comic” had me dying 😂
The black prayer hands from the Salamander made me chuckle.
2:42 are the Marines Malevolent derived from Rogal Dorn?!
imagine Big-E getting rugpulled by these malevolents.
Diy Lemonade, so you pay them for the Opportunity to make you're own Lemonade. XD
Cryptocurrency... a lost artifact from the Dark Age of technology... or a accursed knowledge not beneficial to mankind?
The most terrifying monetary based heresy that ever emerged from long history of holy terra, rumours says it being invented back in 3rd millennium where most of the human population are still living in small tribal societies called countries.
I wish you could be in the Unification mod beacuse your voice acting is so good
do they always end up in a lemonade stand?
An amazing short story
I freaking love the Ork sponsorship
I love the marines malevolent
That lemonade is piss, right?
BRO NO WAY DID I JUST HEAR SOME ICED EARTH IN A 40K VIDEO YOU ARE AWESOME ILY
I think they'll find a squig harder to kick to death than they think
The Marines Malevolent keeps winning!
The apathetic monotone ork voice makes it even better
I mean the emperium doesn't have an official centralised currency, so this may have actually worked.
Wait, couldn't they just take the money and leave ?
Marine malemonade
*getting ready to call Salamander,Space Wolves,and Black templars* Slaaneshi what Brother Fradulous?
I 100% believe that the MMs would do this
Somebody get Inquisitor Cofffezillus.