Cyraxx's Horrifying History (Full Documentary)

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  • @Wonkfie
    @Wonkfie 11 місяців тому +5249

    The reason Sally was assaulted by Chance was he was edating some girl in Kansas. On Valentine’s Day Chance begged Sally for a ride over to Kansas so they could meet. Sally obviously said no, so Chance said he was gonna start walking. February in the Midwest is still frozen. Sally took his clothes that he packed up and when she turned her back, he started punching and choking her.

    • @Exigentable
      @Exigentable 11 місяців тому +595

      Confronted with this information, Cyraxx was quoted as saying the following: "THAT DOESN'T MATTER"

    • @DocHolliday1851
      @DocHolliday1851 11 місяців тому +478

      Whenever he's caught putting hands on women (his grandmother and live in gf Heather) he loves to claim he "blacked out" despite remembering everything that happened.

    • @Wonkfie
      @Wonkfie 11 місяців тому +119

      @@Exigentable THADOZNTMADDER DUwhua?

    • @Wonkfie
      @Wonkfie 11 місяців тому +174

      @@DocHolliday1851 “I blacked out and hurt you once, but that’s not my fault”

    • @faustus_tatacher9035
      @faustus_tatacher9035 11 місяців тому +60

      ​@@Wonkfietrust me when I say...

  • @CaptainMonotone448
    @CaptainMonotone448 11 місяців тому +3372

    FUN FACT for newbies: Cyrax dedicates his "racing career" to his deceased uncle/brother Bill, who he claims was really passionate about Drag Racing. It later turned out that Bill was actually a DRAG ARTIST and the little goblin got it twisted!

    • @thestraydog
      @thestraydog 11 місяців тому +414

      Apparently Bill was a super good dude too, according to family members of his. Didn't put up with Raxx's bullshit

    • @teawei
      @teawei 11 місяців тому +214

      little goblin has me rolling dude, thanks so much for this extra context lmao

    • @nostalgiaholic4874
      @nostalgiaholic4874 11 місяців тому +33

      What's a drag artist?

    • @thestraydog
      @thestraydog 11 місяців тому +256

      @@nostalgiaholic4874 A man who performs in exaggerated female clothing and make-up for entertainment. A lot of times they play ridiculous characters for fun, and other times they're like people like Madea, Mrs. Doubtfire or Big Momma.

    • @stinky-smelly
      @stinky-smelly 11 місяців тому +230

      ​@@nostalgiaholic4874I LOVE drag, and have a bit of an addition to the first explanation! Anyone of any gender can be a drag artist, usually calling themselves a drag king or queen, but folks that do drag that isn't gendered usually call themselves drag performers. Sometimes it's kind of like stripping, sometimes it's much much more artful.
      It's usually characterized by exaggerating or expanding upon certain features (eg large breasts, very thick beards, waist size) related to gender expression. I just went to a Christmas all-king drag show the other night, one guy was a slutty Grinch and another did a perfect Bing Crosby performance. Someone also did a remix of a Christmas song with traditional Tahitian dancing?? Drag can kind of be anything, so my most basic definition is gender expression as art.

  • @walterwhite7585
    @walterwhite7585 11 місяців тому +4369

    To all people learning about the goblin for the first time: DO NOT HAVE SYMPATHY. He is a pdf file rappist. Also DO NOT CONTACT him, he already has too many buddy trolls

    • @Nodsbane
      @Nodsbane 11 місяців тому

      Yeah fuck Chance he can get fucked I am done watching him do wrestling schtick all day about the dumbest shit possible like how is his audience still entertained unless they're as stupid as him.

    • @garjack94
      @garjack94 11 місяців тому +664

      Yes. This goes for all lolcows. Just observe from a safe distance.

    • @MrDilkington15
      @MrDilkington15 11 місяців тому +288

      Get this comment pinned this HAS to be said to everybody

    • @supersardonic1179
      @supersardonic1179 11 місяців тому +1

      @@garjack94 Boo. I'm not dumb enough to contact these lolcows, but I want the entertainment from watching weens embarrass themselves.

    • @baraldogrant
      @baraldogrant 11 місяців тому +106

      Thank you, Walter.

  • @dangerdogs3967
    @dangerdogs3967 11 місяців тому +6934

    the idea that someone cant graduate high school because they're too ugly is hysterical

    • @MeatEatingVegan777
      @MeatEatingVegan777 11 місяців тому +736

      "So here's the thing. Your grades are passable but we failed you because your looks are unsatisfactory. Your teachers have regularly started crying after coming in contact with you, and have all reached their free therapy limits. For those reasons, we cannot let you pass."

    • @jeremyknight9980
      @jeremyknight9980 11 місяців тому +222

      IKR? I remember one time he said he couldn't graduate because the school was racist.
      He lies so much about people hating him and not giving him a chance because he's disabled.

    • @CowToes
      @CowToes 11 місяців тому +54

      Your turn cutie.

    • @xVibra
      @xVibra 11 місяців тому

      I think I'd fail him on looks alone just out of caution. I don't want him accidentally finding a girlfriend who passed high school, and fucking up the gene pool in the off chance his sperm are not also failures.

    • @JebJebJebbers
      @JebJebJebbers 11 місяців тому +132

      I heard his GPA was 4.ewww

  • @DodgyDaveGTX
    @DodgyDaveGTX 7 місяців тому +312

    I don't know what's funnier:
    Cyrax name-dropping "Bok Baytovan", or implying that Beethoven created music using loops 😂

    • @andrewlee-py9zm
      @andrewlee-py9zm 5 місяців тому +21

      "implying that Beethoven created music using loops" thats so fucking funny

    • @Beautiful_Mess
      @Beautiful_Mess Місяць тому +1

      I cackled too loud. 😂💀

    • @kg-cz2hx
      @kg-cz2hx 8 днів тому +1

      i heard that beethoven had a cracked version of fl studio smh my head

    • @bonesaw2716
      @bonesaw2716 День тому

      I think that "Bok Baytovan" comes from him hearing about both Bach and Beethoven at the same time and fusing them together into one, which is even funnier

  • @Occam31
    @Occam31 11 місяців тому +2749

    Cyraxx is one of those rare people who possess zero redeeming qualities. He is just awful in nearly every imaginable way a person can be.

    • @SMCwasTaken
      @SMCwasTaken 11 місяців тому +298

      He's the Physical Embodiment of the "Alcohol won't affect my child" meme

    • @richardjared960
      @richardjared960 11 місяців тому +93

      Him and Daniel Larson

    • @petarmilich8684
      @petarmilich8684 11 місяців тому +111

      @@richardjared960also Chris Chan, Onision, Nick Bate, etc.

    • @lightlylemony
      @lightlylemony 11 місяців тому

      Originally, chris did have some redeeming qualities, until he went off the deep end and mlested barb. But cyraxx just started off awful. ​@@petarmilich8684

    • @Snappy650
      @Snappy650 11 місяців тому +48

      Only way he could be worse is if he had any money or power. He’d try to gas the trolls and gloat about it

  • @abelhernandez7809
    @abelhernandez7809 11 місяців тому +487

    I first came across Cyraxx over 10 years ago, when he stole my friend's photography work and tried to claim it as his own. Been watching him spiral for years now.

    • @russell0012able
      @russell0012able 11 місяців тому +20

      That's amazing!

    • @Infelious
      @Infelious 11 місяців тому

      How did he look 10 years ago? Was he covered in bug bites then aswell as balding? I wonder if he's ever not looked filthy and diseased.

    • @leftoverblunts
      @leftoverblunts 11 місяців тому +27

      jeeeeeez that's crazy. been watching him for a few years and it feels like a lifetime 😂

    • @TeeJack_1
      @TeeJack_1 11 місяців тому +9

      @@leftoverbluntsme too I’ve been watching him since BasedShaman has been covering him hehe

    • @johnboi1567
      @johnboi1567 11 місяців тому +13

      What do you mean spiraling for years? He hasn't been in a position to spiral down from this guy was fucked. The moment consciousness was given to him

  • @UngodlyDev
    @UngodlyDev 11 місяців тому +589

    No joke when I first started making indie games, this guy who called himself Chance, the guy this video is about tried to collaborate with me as a musician on a horror game called "Possession Penn" a game I made for a game jam, the game was hot trash, barely even a demo, but I was starting out. I wanted to accept his help but every time he would send me some music he would make, I would ask for subtle changes to be made to the music, then he would send me something completely different. I figured he was taking someone else's music or just otherwise at that time didn't know how to modify the parts of music he was using. One of the tracks he sent me is the music I used for the game demo, I ignored the dubious copyright concern because I wasn't selling this game and couldn't substantiate my suspicion. Later on I got him to read some voice lines because he said he was a voice actor. I couldn't use the lines, we stopped working together and eventually he got mad at some feedback I gave him and he blocked me, years later he would unblock me and try to reconnect but I shut it down. I had no idea about any of the stuff in this video.

    • @UngodlyDev
      @UngodlyDev 11 місяців тому

      ua-cam.com/video/c3TPannENds/v-deo.html
      Unfortunately the music didnt record, and i think i deleted this demo file, but this is the game that had 'chances music' in it

    • @superscatboy
      @superscatboy 11 місяців тому +80

      I want to hear his voice acting so bad 😂

    • @xenophagia
      @xenophagia 11 місяців тому +16

      ​@@superscatboy for real 😂

    • @AmericanWireman
      @AmericanWireman 11 місяців тому +28

      Do you still have his voice acting lol

    • @SeaDoge13
      @SeaDoge13 11 місяців тому +18

      You should totally collab with one of Cyraxx's trolls to get this story out there my guy😁

  • @exoticslugs815
    @exoticslugs815 5 місяців тому +383

    A trend I notice in many lolcows is that every time you feel bad for them, a dozen instances of them doing terrible/offensive shit comes up that makes you feel the trolling is justified and vice versa.

    • @nellywilliams2776
      @nellywilliams2776 4 місяці тому +13

      Please help me. I’m new to this side of UA-cam. What does Lolcow mean??? I can’t figure it out and it’s driving me nuts 😅

    • @camjury5430
      @camjury5430 4 місяці тому +29

      @@nellywilliams2776they’re being “milked for laughs” hence “lolcow”

    • @seth5143
      @seth5143 3 місяці тому

      Who cares about someone being offensive? You sound like a pearl-clutching church grandma

    • @joeh5538
      @joeh5538 3 місяці тому

      Yes that has to be the case otherwise we're contributing to torturing someone. Imagine Chris Chan without the homophobic, racism, self entitlement, and y'know the more recent stuff: it would make us all monsters otherwise.

    • @Vase94
      @Vase94 3 місяці тому +4

      ​@@nellywilliams2776How can you not put 2 and 2 together on that one?

  • @accidentallyamy1063
    @accidentallyamy1063 11 місяців тому +832

    “Being so ugly you get expelled from school”
    - is both the most relatable and hilarious statement I think I’ve ever heard. 😂

    • @BigFoopy
      @BigFoopy 11 місяців тому +28

      How is that relatable

    • @Shazoo1997
      @Shazoo1997 11 місяців тому

      @@BigFoopy expelled by S O C I E T Y.
      Dare I say SHUNNED?

    • @monsieurcharcutier4490
      @monsieurcharcutier4490 11 місяців тому +28

      ​@@BigFoopyobviously they're saying that they too are ugly

    • @froggythekid8955
      @froggythekid8955 11 місяців тому

      To the point of expulsion? ​@@monsieurcharcutier4490

    • @BobbyCroseBewler
      @BobbyCroseBewler 11 місяців тому +43

      ​@@BigFoopyReading comprehension claims another victim.

  • @Daggz
    @Daggz 11 місяців тому +1106

    I fell into a deep fascination with the goblin back last summer and I've been anticipating this video ever since

    • @SwaggyG_2102
      @SwaggyG_2102 11 місяців тому +9

      Hey Daggz, I wasn't expecting to see you here.
      Shouldn't you be working on more mascot/indie horror content? 🤔

    • @leoartolson4658
      @leoartolson4658 11 місяців тому +6

      YOU KNOW ABOUT HIM TOO?????

    • @SwaggyG_2102
      @SwaggyG_2102 11 місяців тому +11

      Also, same, I heard about Cryax through a PyroLIVE video, searched him up, and fell into the lolcow rabbit hole since then.

    • @azrael557
      @azrael557 11 місяців тому +7

      @@SwaggyG_2102free time exists yo

    • @crypticscrutiny1153
      @crypticscrutiny1153 11 місяців тому

      ​@@azrael557prove it.

  • @YardBirdsBigSis
    @YardBirdsBigSis 10 місяців тому +969

    I work with elementary school age kids who have severe behavioral issues. Listening to this person talk is shockingly similar to a 9 year old who’s trying to convince you he’s gangster.

    • @Hussman493
      @Hussman493 10 місяців тому +39

      Okay, I'm genuinely interested lol. You must have some stories to tell.

    • @Pugetwitch
      @Pugetwitch 10 місяців тому

      He obviously has a personality disorder, likely some neurodivergency, and falls within the intellectual/learning disability spectrum.

    • @Pugetwitch
      @Pugetwitch 10 місяців тому +87

      ​@@Hussman493 The reason why these children end up with behavioral issues is not fun to talk about. Most of them come from dysfunctional backgrounds and are in abusive or otherwise behaviorally dysfunctional environmentsls.

    • @YardBirdsBigSis
      @YardBirdsBigSis 10 місяців тому +91

      @@Pugetwitch You’re both right. I have some interesting stories (mostly because they’re ridiculous, but not necessarily because they’re humorous) but a lot of my kids do have some type of trauma. Others have hard to diagnose medical conditions. A lot just have lazy parents. I don’t share specifics with the internet out of respect for those families and their privacy.

    • @jhoughjr1
      @jhoughjr1 10 місяців тому

      He’s brain damaged

  • @andrewweng2262
    @andrewweng2262 2 місяці тому +16

    Liquid Chris showing up was an unexpected yet marvelous cinematic crossover.

  • @docsavage30
    @docsavage30 11 місяців тому +397

    Cyraxx was known as "The Fresh Prince of Silent Hill" before they cast him out of the colony.

    • @MrDilkington15
      @MrDilkington15 11 місяців тому +10

      That is a belter 😂😂😂

    • @Nodeal757
      @Nodeal757 11 місяців тому +5

      Top notch nickname 😂😂😂❤

    • @kamivenus753
      @kamivenus753 7 місяців тому +1

      😂😂 dude

    • @excalibur493
      @excalibur493 13 днів тому

      That's a funny as fuck name. 😂😂😂

  • @mikedahuman
    @mikedahuman 11 місяців тому +2019

    When you said Cyraxx father went to jail the day he was born, all i can think about is that his dad looked at baby Cyraxx and then purposefully got himself arrested so he didn't have to raise him.

    • @SleepyJoesDiaper
      @SleepyJoesDiaper 11 місяців тому

      Is it true that cyraxx was born out of his mom’s booty hole?

    • @uhtred7860
      @uhtred7860 11 місяців тому +100

      I can't get over his real name was Ruple.....🤣🤣🤣

    • @DD-ym3nk
      @DD-ym3nk 11 місяців тому +17

      You mean Will Bill's boy?

    • @thelocalcrusader9522
      @thelocalcrusader9522 10 місяців тому +27

      @@uhtred7860 then his fake name is Oengeus Ravenwood

    • @OfficialGoodMannered
      @OfficialGoodMannered 10 місяців тому

      He raped a child…

  • @jaystreet46
    @jaystreet46 11 місяців тому +406

    He is despicable. A professional victim who just wants people to feel sorry for him when the majority of his problems are self inflicted.

    • @luphone2781
      @luphone2781 11 місяців тому +28

      Attempted professional* Cyraxx isn't even good at playing the victim.

    • @jaystreet46
      @jaystreet46 11 місяців тому +4

      @@luphone2781 🤣🤣

  • @Joe.888
    @Joe.888 5 місяців тому +139

    Imagine calling the police and trying to describe this guy.
    They'd think it was a prank call

    • @DarthDargoz
      @DarthDargoz 4 місяці тому +1

      Fr tho😂😅

    • @jentealwaves
      @jentealwaves 2 місяці тому +8

      I paused & read one of the police reports & they described him as "white male, bald headed with long hair in the back, and his eyes both go in opposite directions"🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @annieapple8974
    @annieapple8974 11 місяців тому +983

    The fact his dad called the police to tell them he didn’t rape that girl is…insane

    • @shayh.3556
      @shayh.3556 11 місяців тому +179

      High IQ moves playa

    • @abluefishh8402
      @abluefishh8402 11 місяців тому

      If you're dumb enough to do it you're dumb enough to tell on yourself

    • @uhtred7860
      @uhtred7860 11 місяців тому +106

      The whole family suffers from Dunning-Kruger.

    • @chevalierdesangreal
      @chevalierdesangreal 11 місяців тому +114

      even more insane is that he believed the police wouldn't come knocking to further investigate his claims and kept that bike around his house

    • @Sillychannel394
      @Sillychannel394 10 місяців тому +28

      What? He was just clearing his name.

  • @hanjisung_ie
    @hanjisung_ie 11 місяців тому +607

    I feel so bad for the guy from the record label who took time out of their day to properly respond to Cyraxx and explain what he had to do to make it in the industry. Even his follow up email was in good faith despite how much Cyraxx complained about him on facebook 😭

    • @Kelogotti
      @Kelogotti 10 місяців тому +18

      My question is how do these people keep a home

    • @palewhiteperson
      @palewhiteperson 10 місяців тому +33

      @@Kelogottidisability probably in this case but in chrischans case it’s possible that his parents had bought the house and set up a trust

  • @pepsismuggler1580
    @pepsismuggler1580 11 місяців тому +834

    About his first arrest, Cyraxx assaulted Sally because she wouldn't let him go to Kansas to meet up with an obvious catfish. That little bastard only cares about himself.

    • @KerReeeee
      @KerReeeee 11 місяців тому +118

      Not just go to Kansas, _walk_ to Kansas.
      From Ohio. 😂

    • @bartacus4872
      @bartacus4872 11 місяців тому +63

      @@KerReeeeeand he wanted to go right then, one evening in the middle of winter

    • @verycool5251
      @verycool5251 11 місяців тому +39

      I'm so sad Tom left that part out 😭the context makes it even more insane

    • @Skindoggiedog
      @Skindoggiedog 11 місяців тому +11

      It is never a female's position to tell a male what to do.

    • @Gl-my8fw
      @Gl-my8fw 11 місяців тому +41

      ​@Skindoggiedog it is when she supports him and he lives in her home.....

  • @mistermisfortune13
    @mistermisfortune13 Місяць тому +18

    I'm a bed bug specialist and can confirm that bed bugs themselves can't really do anything to your health. They're definitely not good to have and they're stubborn, but the only way bed bugs can affect your health is if your health is already bad and you're losing blood from excessive bed bug bites. However the amount of bugs that would have to affect you is a LOT. These bugs are tiny. I've only seen one case where someone was suffering with their health due to the bugs, and it was one of the worst bed bug cases I've ever seen in my career.

    • @maxx115
      @maxx115 Місяць тому +2

      Good to know

    • @contrasbeatshop
      @contrasbeatshop 2 дні тому

      how did you become a bed bug specialist

    • @mistermisfortune13
      @mistermisfortune13 2 дні тому

      @contrasbeatshop well, I originally got hired for another pest control company years ago, entry level mosquito control. Ever since that job, most of the companies that offered me a position were pest control.
      A couple years ago I accepted a position with the company I work with now. It wasn't until my interview that they said I'd be a bed bug specialist, and I accepted. It's not too hard to get certified, and I've been the only bed bug specialist in the company for about 90% of my time with them. Honestly I'm surprised I haven't brought home an infestation in the time I've had this position

  • @cultpython7223
    @cultpython7223 11 місяців тому +158

    Hunter here, I met Cyraxx through a friend who was trying to help him out. I was 16 at the time and was partially trolling him but also just trying to look out for him at the same time, eventually though my devious lil tendencies caught up with me and I made a freestyle video on the dude, it was garbage and the dude blocked me, knowing that he kept going after me even after he blocked me is hilarious though.
    Nice video all n all, it was nice having the 15 seconds of fame.

    • @commentorcomment1144
      @commentorcomment1144 11 місяців тому +20

      Holy shit I found the comment dude lmfao hi Hunter

    • @hyacinthmoon6289
      @hyacinthmoon6289 11 місяців тому +15

      Hahahaha I respect you for your truth you tried to give to him 🤣 I am interacting with a real piece of Cyraxx lore

    • @bakedcrystal915
      @bakedcrystal915 9 місяців тому +1

      Bruh sound effect

    • @brogamin179
      @brogamin179 9 місяців тому +2

      Vine boom. Taco bell bell.

    • @Zaque-TV
      @Zaque-TV 9 місяців тому +4

      Dude doesnt have short term memory i think. Hes trapped in a cycle of making shit up.

  • @Noobirus
    @Noobirus 11 місяців тому +344

    I discovered Raxx 1,5 years ago. He is probably the only cow where I tell myself "ok, he can't get any worse", but somehow he gets 2x worse the next week. Every time.
    The most insane thing is, this all can stop at any time. Almost instantly. Raxx just needs to stop browsing the internet. But he just can't.

    • @dickdiamonds3410
      @dickdiamonds3410 11 місяців тому +22

      He needs to stop posting EVERYTHING

    • @A_Ducky
      @A_Ducky 11 місяців тому +24

      Isn't that the case with pretty much all of them (lolcows)?

    • @KungFuGoblin420
      @KungFuGoblin420 11 місяців тому

      ​@@A_Ducky most there are always exceptions to prove the rule example Tony Chase the cow who trolls himself

    • @demanic6159
      @demanic6159 11 місяців тому +2

      ​@@A_DuckySome of them do try to improve or just exhibit weird but harmless behavior. For example there's a lolcow named JustinRPG who's into weird stuff like vore and thinks he's married to Reshiram from Pokemon, but is one of the rare lolcows who isn't attracted to minors or mean to women or racist.

    • @BritBiatch12345
      @BritBiatch12345 11 місяців тому

      Check out Delete Lawz. He wishes bone cancer on children

  • @derpwithouthope
    @derpwithouthope 5 місяців тому +50

    I never wanted to know this much about someone I didn't know existed, thank you Tom

  • @hammondOT
    @hammondOT 11 місяців тому +429

    Imagine waking up every morning and being Cyraxx. It's like a non stop body horror.

    • @redcell9636
      @redcell9636 11 місяців тому +60

      I would go look for a some rope and a rickety stool.

    • @bennygerow
      @bennygerow 11 місяців тому +31

      Found the record label exec

    • @EllisHudsonn
      @EllisHudsonn 11 місяців тому +35

      He wakes up in a bed infested with bedbugs every morning 😂 reality

    • @TawnyPayload
      @TawnyPayload 11 місяців тому +46

      Cyrax looks like a monster from one of junji ino's works

    • @slip9618
      @slip9618 11 місяців тому +23

      Another record label executive trying to belittle The Great Almighty Cyraxx's musical masterpieces, pathetic.

  • @GrandGrimory
    @GrandGrimory 11 місяців тому +1130

    To people just finding him: DO NOT BUDDY TROLL. Chance's trolls WILL find you. This is not a exaggeration. They'll dox you, your friends, your family, they'll harass your workplace and coworkers, and pull every fiber of your personal life apart if you try to buddy troll or intervene. Keep your hands out of the exhibit.

    • @loganredding1621
      @loganredding1621 11 місяців тому

      And as usual, the trolls are also pieces of shit

    • @sleepyproduction7166
      @sleepyproduction7166 11 місяців тому +128

      What’s buddy trolling?

    • @Nothingtoya
      @Nothingtoya 11 місяців тому +58

      You can only hope they look at what's happened to others.
      They will be found and exposed!

    • @Nothingtoya
      @Nothingtoya 11 місяців тому +196

      ​@sleepyproduction7166 pretending to be his friend to try and troll him. All it really does is pump up his ego. They typically sub to him as well, always getting closer to earning money online.

    • @Kavilion
      @Kavilion 11 місяців тому +146

      William Gloryhole is a remorseless Punisher and he will find you. Safer to watch from a distance.

  • @LarryXLR
    @LarryXLR 11 місяців тому +741

    Cyrax is like if your creepy old decaying Halloween lawn decoration you refuse to throw away had a youtube.

    • @courtney_neidt
      @courtney_neidt 11 місяців тому +19

      Quote of 2024.

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean 11 місяців тому +31

      He's like if a hemorrhoid was granted personhood.

    • @darksu6947
      @darksu6947 11 місяців тому +7

      Don't talk about my ex-wife like that 😂

    • @eyeruscat9439
      @eyeruscat9439 11 місяців тому +5

      That is a fantastic comparison.

    • @RawOlympia
      @RawOlympia 11 місяців тому +2

      MVP here

  • @mikejones-nd6ni
    @mikejones-nd6ni 6 місяців тому +122

    I thought this was Asmondgold

    • @nickrodak7121
      @nickrodak7121 4 місяці тому +23

      The resemblance is uncanny.

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard 2 місяці тому +11

      This is Asmonosmium, he's quite dense

    • @judyhopps9380
      @judyhopps9380 2 місяці тому +12

      Osmondsilver, his evil twin

    • @Remotelair
      @Remotelair Місяць тому +1

      @@judyhopps9380 haha 😂

    • @JetEnduro96
      @JetEnduro96 8 днів тому

      Thanks, I cannot unsee

  • @leftoverblunts
    @leftoverblunts 11 місяців тому +174

    the book he wrote (soul census) he completely stole from an author word for word. This was confirmed on a marty stream years ago. The lore is deep, you did a fantastic job!

    • @RandmYTUser
      @RandmYTUser 11 місяців тому +1

      Justice for AJ Vega!

    • @drowsyvt
      @drowsyvt 11 місяців тому +4

      HBomberguy should have brought up Cyraxx as an honorable mention in his plagiarism video tbh.

    • @kuro_emiya
      @kuro_emiya 11 місяців тому +4

      birds of a feather😂 considering bomber has hid and defended SA a friend of his did on several occasions.

    • @drowsyvt
      @drowsyvt 11 місяців тому +2

      @@kuro_emiya
      Huh. I didn't know that. Thats awful.

    • @tribes2archivist
      @tribes2archivist 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@kuro_emiya source? I can't find anything at all

  • @AndersonCooper_CNN
    @AndersonCooper_CNN 11 місяців тому +176

    I’m guessing raxx is gonna make a “calling out turkey tom” video within the next 3-5 hours.

    • @AlienX-dw9sz
      @AlienX-dw9sz 11 місяців тому +21

      I hope that would be hilarious

    • @SlobberyPantsu
      @SlobberyPantsu 11 місяців тому +22

      Clicks, money and views. Bet he's gonna threaten to sue him for all the money he makes on this video too

    • @Cyrax_I.Q.43
      @Cyrax_I.Q.43 11 місяців тому +26

      Most definitely he will try to garner some sort of attention from this with a pity party. Only part he didn't really cover enough was how cyrax loves death sympathy and has been caught lying so many times about being friends with people who recently died. He's delusional and lives in a fantasy world.

    • @tjennings4412
      @tjennings4412 11 місяців тому +14

      ​@@Cyrax_I.Q.43wait, are you saying Ken Block wasn't his Bff and mentor? What? Nothing is real!

    • @lilsadb0i
      @lilsadb0i 11 місяців тому +9

      It's going to be a sitting in a dark room, eyes closed pity party stream for sure. 😂

  • @Spritini_
    @Spritini_ 5 місяців тому +53

    his battle cry sounds like that vacuum instrument at the dentist

    • @HellsFurby
      @HellsFurby 5 днів тому +1

      Went to the dentist recently, can confirm 😂😂😂

  • @Coagulantmass
    @Coagulantmass 11 місяців тому +275

    We do know why he attacked Sally in 2012. There's a video of him explaining it and audio of Sally talking about it. Apparently, he had an online girlfriend, and he wanted to walk to a different state to be with her. When Sally told him no and tried to stop him, he freaked out and attacked her.
    (Edited to correct the date.)

    • @gorillafacegwen9247
      @gorillafacegwen9247 11 місяців тому +61

      Attacked her from behind. Couldn’t even go face to face with a old woman

    • @KerReeeee
      @KerReeeee 11 місяців тому +5

      I think it was Kentucky.

    • @garjack94
      @garjack94 11 місяців тому +13

      @@KerReeeee It was Kansas.

    • @KerReeeee
      @KerReeeee 11 місяців тому +7

      ​@@garjack94I knew it started with a "K" at least 😂

    • @Disc023-ps6le
      @Disc023-ps6le 11 місяців тому +1

      Wasn't that when he couldn't find the front door after choking her? 😂

  • @cal5365
    @cal5365 10 місяців тому +473

    It's fascinating watching this asmongold documentary

  • @freddymars2014
    @freddymars2014 11 місяців тому +1748

    After having wasted 2 hours of my life I have come to the depressing realization that Cyraxx has a more active dating life than I do.

    • @myujmes
      @myujmes 11 місяців тому +316

      quality over quantity i doubt you'd envy these relationships in their reality

    • @ForeverShadowBanned
      @ForeverShadowBanned 11 місяців тому

      The fact that this guy can get laid is proof anyone can truly.

    • @daniellelopez3342
      @daniellelopez3342 10 місяців тому +40

      Sameee. I don't understand it.

    • @avostorm8111
      @avostorm8111 10 місяців тому

      Oh hush. You keep saying we aren't dating. ​@@daniellelopez3342

    • @starpp
      @starpp 10 місяців тому +58

      Damn this just reminded me that I haven't dated in years lmao

  • @gracel6206
    @gracel6206 6 місяців тому +87

    "If that's in the bible or his head canon." That line won the video, I'm cracking up! 😂

  • @Peajay007
    @Peajay007 11 місяців тому +664

    Cyraxx is the PSA for why you shouldn’t over share and post every single thought on the internet

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean 11 місяців тому +44

      Well, I mean, he's also a PSA telling people that they shouldn't be violent grapists and pea dough files, either.

    • @Mewdo45
      @Mewdo45 11 місяців тому +3

      He is a PSA to not judge a book by its cover.

    • @GoldenWolf115
      @GoldenWolf115 11 місяців тому +40

      ​@@Mewdo45I dunno, he seems like the opposite to me.

    • @MeCooper
      @MeCooper 11 місяців тому +34

      And a PSA that you shouldn't leave your blind child alone with a super weird kid,... It's ok to be concerned sometimes.

    • @proud_emmerian6510
      @proud_emmerian6510 11 місяців тому +6

      @@Mewdo45 Cyraxx doesn't deserve sympathy.

  • @clayhackney3514
    @clayhackney3514 11 місяців тому +199

    Actually Cyrax was a member of the Lin Kuei, who was forcibly converted into a cyborg, and was ordered to hunt down the renegade sub-zero. After he defeated Cyrax, Sub-Zero reprogrammed him to destroy Shao Kahn during his invasion of Earthrealm.

    • @DeariesRobinson
      @DeariesRobinson 11 місяців тому +16

      Fax

    • @MegaToonzNetwork
      @MegaToonzNetwork 11 місяців тому

      @@DeariesRobinson IS A GODDAMN FAAAAAAX WITH A PRINTER!!!!!

    • @camilohiche4475
      @camilohiche4475 11 місяців тому +13

      Cyrax wins. FATALITY

    • @darinlunderman8063
      @darinlunderman8063 11 місяців тому +16

      Yeah, well that is Cyrax, the Lin Kuei Cyber-Warrior and defender of Earthrealm. We're talking about Cyraxx, the deformed predator and goblin of Akron.

    • @gregoriodesatado
      @gregoriodesatado 11 місяців тому +5

      By the Elder Gods!

  • @gotyouchip1179
    @gotyouchip1179 11 місяців тому +129

    I knew a guy who was touching himself in a class and sending threatening notes to girls who moved seats to get away from him because of the previous stated actions. When he got called out the final time and told he was being kicked out he used the excuse himself "its because I have autism!" It's true he was socially inept and quite possibly autistic, but his acknowledgment of this as a potential excuse is an immediate flag that he knew that what he was doing was bad and just thought he could get away with it because of a disability. Its a disgusting practice and we give too much lenience to people who are in generally protected classes for their evil acts. There are legitimate misunderstandings that happen sometimes and it's another case of making it more difficult to identify real cases vs. fake ones. This isn't all to say that we shouldn't give some leniency in some circumstances to people with disabilities, but it needs to be very carefully controlled.

    • @nerfworthy112
      @nerfworthy112 11 місяців тому +15

      I work with a guy who consistently brings up his autism as an excuse for why he's outright rude or says inappropriate things in the workplace. It's really aggravating. I agree wholeheartedly with your take.

    • @declanp1
      @declanp1 10 місяців тому

      What happened to him?

    • @gotyouchip1179
      @gotyouchip1179 10 місяців тому +12

      @@declanp1 He got kicked out of the class permanently and his parents threw a fit about it too, whilst also not believing it happened. Idk where he is in life now as I moved away but he exhibited a lot of concerning behavior

    • @iii408
      @iii408 10 місяців тому +17

      i don’t tell anyone about my autism bc of people like that. some of us just are antisocial awkward guys, not weirdo pdfs with childlike mentalities.

    • @TurinTurambar98
      @TurinTurambar98 10 місяців тому +7

      I have Autism and I completely agree. Me being Autistic doesn't excuse me from following a shared moral framework, nor does it give me a free pass to be the biggest asshole I could possibly be.

  • @clarencemurray1844
    @clarencemurray1844 5 місяців тому +15

    The guy from the record label going out of his way to actually give genuine feedback is nicer than I could have ever been.

  • @NakedOwl501
    @NakedOwl501 11 місяців тому +370

    "People by nature are good and you should have hope for humanity."
    *Cyrax enters the chat*

    • @dorugoramon0518
      @dorugoramon0518 11 місяців тому

      Anyone who believes humans are intrinsically good is either delusional or lives under a rock.

    • @sleepyproduction7166
      @sleepyproduction7166 11 місяців тому +44

      People are like the weather, the good days get taken for granted and the bad are remembered for decades if not longer. People like him exist, but there’s way more that are just doing good things and existing in the background.

    • @rebel4466
      @rebel4466 11 місяців тому +33

      It's a goblin, you can still have faith for humanity

    • @JamesWagner-vv9iz
      @JamesWagner-vv9iz 11 місяців тому +3

      In some ways or another it was transphobic

    • @KungFuGoblin420
      @KungFuGoblin420 11 місяців тому

      I mean cyrax is just a good extreme example to point to but human nature is a bitch bro

  • @SilverSpectre90
    @SilverSpectre90 11 місяців тому +264

    Marty, Smokey, CVG, Bishop, Kate, Moth, Audentum, William, Gordon, Jenn, everyone covering this monster
    You made it

    • @chrism4008
      @chrism4008 11 місяців тому +10

      Nah bro, Tom finally made it

    • @TheOneTrueNeravarOfOoo
      @TheOneTrueNeravarOfOoo 11 місяців тому +27

      Smokey was who first introduced me to that walking shit pile, and I been following him ever since

    • @Bustyn_Anya
      @Bustyn_Anya 11 місяців тому +27

      Also Kiwi tapes, Boglim Cronicals, Basedpost, and nwordboi.

    • @B727X
      @B727X 11 місяців тому +1

      Cool. I would rather watch Tom

    • @viciouslysilent
      @viciouslysilent 11 місяців тому +4

      ​@Bustyn_Anya don't forget Steve from Machete Squad 👌🏾

  • @chrisfromsouthaus2735
    @chrisfromsouthaus2735 11 місяців тому +104

    The goblin is such a massive predator, he can look at two different children, in two different directions, at the same time.

    • @drown_n
      @drown_n 11 місяців тому

      Ahahhahhahaa fuck

    • @Mewdo45
      @Mewdo45 11 місяців тому

      He talks to them onna daily basis

    • @diegomedina9637
      @diegomedina9637 11 місяців тому +7

      ​@@Mewdo45You completely missed the joke chrisfromsouthaus made.

    • @TuriyanGold
      @TuriyanGold 5 місяців тому +6

      When he stares into the abyss, it turns around and see's if there is another abyss standing behind it.

    • @whitneymiller3809
      @whitneymiller3809 5 місяців тому

      😂😂😂😂 💀💀💀

  • @HitmanAddict317
    @HitmanAddict317 7 місяців тому +13

    This vid will be in a museum someday.

  • @bobafett177
    @bobafett177 11 місяців тому +227

    I used to be a mod on Cyraxx's wiki before it got shut down. I'm so glad you're covering the little bastard.

    • @xenophagia
      @xenophagia 11 місяців тому +25

      What an accomplishment...

    • @bobafett177
      @bobafett177 11 місяців тому +39

      @@lastigefliege3366 More like dedicated hater lol.

    • @ossian108
      @ossian108 11 місяців тому +2

      He a true hobgoblin.

    • @faustus_tatacher9035
      @faustus_tatacher9035 11 місяців тому +2

      @lastigefliege3366 read first before commenting

    • @MisogynyMan
      @MisogynyMan 11 місяців тому

      At least cryass can excuse some of his life on being disabled mentally

  • @SMCwasTaken
    @SMCwasTaken 11 місяців тому +223

    Cyraxx is REALLY dangerous lolcow because he knows what he's doing
    Cyraxx is a Horrible person that should be locked up but nobody wants to deal with him, not even Prisons

    • @chemistryofquestionablequa6252
      @chemistryofquestionablequa6252 11 місяців тому +24

      Exactly. I prefer gothic kingcobra because he’s only really dangerous to himself.

    • @Idontgiveaduck
      @Idontgiveaduck 11 місяців тому +11

      ​@@chemistryofquestionablequa6252and our main homeboy the Legand Puff...RIP

    • @chemistryofquestionablequa6252
      @chemistryofquestionablequa6252 11 місяців тому +8

      @@Idontgiveaduck yeah, he did kill puff unfortunately

    • @AnemoneEnemy
      @AnemoneEnemy 11 місяців тому +4

      RIP little man you finally became a real dragon

    • @fatuusdottore
      @fatuusdottore 11 місяців тому +2

      Horrorcow

  • @Wnick1996
    @Wnick1996 11 місяців тому +590

    Cyraxx truly earns the title of "HorrorCow."

  • @MedievalFolkDance
    @MedievalFolkDance 5 місяців тому +16

    Cryaxx is the result of giving that sibling your parents keep chained up in the attic internet access

  • @eirinym
    @eirinym 8 місяців тому +510

    I've never seen someone so busy do so little. Like half of this is 'he started a new band, said he was making a game, while making a new movie and starting his dubstep career while getting GF # 27. Meanwhile, two days later...'

    • @mattmingo7694
      @mattmingo7694 6 місяців тому +17

      Truth. 'Nuff said.

    • @superamazingsnowman
      @superamazingsnowman 5 місяців тому +16

      Wait you forgot the parts "Tried to fight back.[but failing horribly]" "Complain as if [insert whatever he's complaining about] happen to him" "The pity party parade [extra points if he tries to make his weight even less or some other bullshit]" And I believe "Acting tough only to get his shit rocked"

    • @HangMrH
      @HangMrH 5 місяців тому +6

      The whole point is to get new gf

    • @Pjh365
      @Pjh365 4 місяці тому +7

      Delusions of grandeur

  • @demanic6159
    @demanic6159 11 місяців тому +263

    Oh boy, you're finally covering this guy.
    To everyone who knows all about Cyraxx, welcome back to madness. And those who are new, strap yourselves in cause you are gonna find out how much you can hate someone.

    • @SMCwasTaken
      @SMCwasTaken 11 місяців тому +20

      Cyraxx is one of those Lolcows that are just pure evil

    • @Stereo-hb2lo
      @Stereo-hb2lo 11 місяців тому +2

      Damn, looking forward to this one then

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard 11 місяців тому +14

      ​@@SMCwasTakenso a horrorcow?

    • @cattegoggles
      @cattegoggles 11 місяців тому

      okegom likers for tom dark real

    • @Elibones1
      @Elibones1 11 місяців тому +1

      welp, this is where I learn. It'll probably just end up being another internet reference I'll chuckle at when scrolling through some obscure memes

  • @StonyBlazestation
    @StonyBlazestation 11 місяців тому +939

    Part of me hates that you are giving Cyraxx this much exposure, but it's also good that so many more people will know how terrible of a person he is.

    • @lordsquid6652
      @lordsquid6652 11 місяців тому

      No one would feel bad for that racist pedo loser

    • @Th3_n3rdtavrn
      @Th3_n3rdtavrn 11 місяців тому +83

      i would say the same thing but raxx has really blown up this year. He's already received so much outside attention that i don't think it matters anymore.

    • @saltytape3945
      @saltytape3945 11 місяців тому +10

      fuel his ego

    • @bennygerow
      @bennygerow 11 місяців тому +23

      There's so many vids about him already lol

    • @Trouble031
      @Trouble031 11 місяців тому +19

      As a long time follower of cyraxx we want hi mto spurg out

  • @fiveseven15
    @fiveseven15 6 місяців тому +35

    1:46:15 the whole thing about putting people 6 feet under, is kinda funny since, if he actually dug a hole that deep he wouldnt be able to get out

  • @mschillingjr
    @mschillingjr 11 місяців тому +133

    I can honestly say that I regret going down this rabbit hole. I really wish I wasn't aware of this person.

    • @MrLeatherface
      @MrLeatherface 11 місяців тому +12

      Welcome to our dungeon full of trolls and goblins

    • @christopherstmarin
      @christopherstmarin 10 місяців тому

      Me too. Fucked up world where messing with a dude who has an IQ of 30 is fun? I think all these people are disgusting

    • @brookemckinley5709
      @brookemckinley5709 10 місяців тому +3

      Never even heard of the dude but here I go ….. jumping in 🐇 🕳

  • @skree_fpv436
    @skree_fpv436 11 місяців тому +302

    I think it's funny that Cyraxx has been super happy these past few days only for a UA-camr with over a million subs to drop a two hour documentary now exposing him and his atrocities to even more people. I can't wait for the inevitable response video.

    • @falconmclenny7284
      @falconmclenny7284 11 місяців тому

      And yeah, Turkey tom, I'm calling you the fark out... you're a farkin piece of sheit.
      Is exactly what he will say.

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean 11 місяців тому +27

      I bet we see the return of The Stylus™.

    • @Cody_4
      @Cody_4 11 місяців тому +32

      Yeah I hope this video gets people to dig deeper. I feel like this video barely tipped the iceberg lol. If people are seeing him for the first time, they are in for a treat 😂

    • @MrMinecraftMan990
      @MrMinecraftMan990 11 місяців тому +11

      @@Cody_4idk if interacting with this lolcow is a good idea. I’ve heard his other buddy trolls will take your ass down. Watch from a distance.

    • @thatonejoey1847
      @thatonejoey1847 11 місяців тому +24

      @@MrMinecraftMan990 his buddy trolls won't do much, its his actual trolls that will hunt you down for being a enabler to a pdf file.
      And honestly, if you dare to even enable such a scumbag, you deserved to be trolled hard

  • @alfred8936
    @alfred8936 11 місяців тому +365

    Cyraxx, Daniel Larson, and Chris Chan collectively form the Jungian shadow deep in the mind of anyone struggling with creative perfectionism

    • @saraheparsons
      @saraheparsons 10 місяців тому +3

      🤣😂

    • @phelovepokemon
      @phelovepokemon 9 місяців тому +8

      I only found out about these people recently through Turkey tom... haven't watched the Daniel larson one yet 😂 god help le

    • @spartanguitarist6579
      @spartanguitarist6579 9 місяців тому +1

      It's the animus or something idk

    • @mspaint93
      @mspaint93 9 місяців тому +13

      Lmao. Jokes aside, it kinda makes ya skin crawl thinking about how if they developed in an appropriate environment, how they could've made great art and not been predators. They really are the trifecta of starting from ground zero and digging deeper thoughout life.

    • @ethanisnotme
      @ethanisnotme 9 місяців тому

      this is such a well-written comment

  • @DieNextInLINE
    @DieNextInLINE 3 місяці тому +7

    Wait, a GPA BELOW 1??? I literally did not do any homework ever as I refused to take any schoolwork home, telling all my teachers that their time was in school. My and my family's time was everything else. I only did classwork and tests and still managed to stay above 2. Even when I stopped my senior year halfway through to start working, my GPA stayed above a 1. He had to have been doing LITERALLY NOTHING besides putting his name on assignments and showing up occasionally. That is... Beyond insane.

  • @chumba421
    @chumba421 11 місяців тому +35

    "You used your weight against me" is one of the most unintentionally hilaruous lines in a song ever. Especially the way its delivered.

    • @DocHolliday1851
      @DocHolliday1851 11 місяців тому +2

      Lol, like what did he expect in a fight with someone 3x his size? Regard probably thought irl fights were like vidya where you ready up and take turns swinging.

  • @canheaton
    @canheaton 11 місяців тому +308

    It's so fitting that his dad literally called himself into the police to say he wasn't guilty. Lol

    • @user-fj4ih2uk9o
      @user-fj4ih2uk9o 11 місяців тому +34

      That's so goddamn funny I can't believe that shit

    • @Dogman262
      @Dogman262 11 місяців тому +31

      His parents should have legally been prevented from having kids

    • @PeenWienerstien
      @PeenWienerstien 11 місяців тому

      ​@@Dogman262 so who is going to decide who does and doesnt get to fuck? You?

    • @Thenewboidahlia
      @Thenewboidahlia 11 місяців тому +5

      @@Dogman262I don’t see how they weren’t honestly 😂😂

    • @octagonseventynine1253
      @octagonseventynine1253 11 місяців тому +29

      @@Dogman262his mom had special needs and his dad was a predator so he is the product of an unholy union that may not have even been fully consensual .

  • @JimothyRoss
    @JimothyRoss 10 місяців тому +178

    Imagine being so dull and unwashed that even Juggalos reject you from their fanbase.

    • @andyweesman7682
      @andyweesman7682 9 місяців тому

      As a juggalo myself, fuck this guy

    • @godofanarchye
      @godofanarchye 9 місяців тому +7

      Funniest shit to me lmao

    • @bivvystridents3752
      @bivvystridents3752 3 місяці тому

      Seriously Juggalos are the lowest tier of loserdom, next to Bronies...

    • @Deletirium
      @Deletirium 2 місяці тому

      I've had a few juggalo friends over the years, and yeah- all the stereotypes are very true. That said, they all had jobs, supported themselves, and never strangled a grandmother or chased a kid.

  • @xandercrews7314
    @xandercrews7314 6 місяців тому +23

    I laugh every time he shits his pants and says he has to go because it's storming out.

  • @Joeyisagonnawin
    @Joeyisagonnawin 7 місяців тому +531

    I appreciate the effort Cyraxx took setting up 2 cameras, but he didn't have to look at both of them the entire time.

    • @Minders609
      @Minders609 6 місяців тому +11

      Omg😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @drops.of.jupiter
      @drops.of.jupiter 5 місяців тому +1

      Thats so funny omg youre a genius. Nobodies ever said that about a lazy eye before. I mean youre so orginal. Personally i hope you have a kid whos born with a weak or too strong muscle in the side of their eye. I hope you go to the surgeries over n over just for the eye to revert back in months. Every surgery a risk of going blind. I hope when the child is trying to walk and is screaming abd crying bc they see double everything and cant tell where to step, that you have no idea whats going on and it drives you completely insane. Then i hope, when your kid comes home from school defeated, bc ppl like you have no idea how many surgeries theyve had, or how hard it is to walk down stairs, makes fun of them relentlessly, i hope you then See with your 2 good Eyes, that making fun of physical disabillities is disgusting.

    • @drops.of.jupiter
      @drops.of.jupiter 5 місяців тому

      @@Minders609 i hope the samw for you. Bc youre Way to old to still be that dumbass girl entertaining the bully.

    • @Mordeomaneater
      @Mordeomaneater 5 місяців тому +9

      🤣💀

    • @Zedsdead83
      @Zedsdead83 5 місяців тому +6

      Good😂😂😂😂

  • @ulyssesveracruz8343
    @ulyssesveracruz8343 11 місяців тому +149

    The fact that cyraxx can have so many relantionships than me is beyond insane

    • @RemoWilliams1227
      @RemoWilliams1227 11 місяців тому +66

      Nah you're just worth far more than him and need to be choosy about who you share yourself with. Cyraxx is a bottom feeder.

    • @ulyssesveracruz8343
      @ulyssesveracruz8343 11 місяців тому +28

      ​@@RemoWilliams1227even do i made this coment as a joke i really like youre suport thanks 😁

    • @drown_n
      @drown_n 11 місяців тому +9

      Awww this was a cute interaction 🏳️‍🌈

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean 11 місяців тому +15

      ​@@ulyssesveracruz8343 Quality over quantity. 😁

    • @Mewdo45
      @Mewdo45 11 місяців тому +5

      Chris couldn't even have one

  • @WeepingWillowTree
    @WeepingWillowTree 11 місяців тому +384

    If anyone is just discovering cyraxx because of this video, please do not try to interact with him as a buddy troll. Not only does this creature not deserve to feel liked, but the main trolls like William Gloryhole do not like it. They WILL try to find out who you are, it has happened before and they were successful. Just as a word of warning, don’t touch the poop!

    • @Chuntruck
      @Chuntruck 11 місяців тому

      William Gloryhole is the only authority figure in the Raxxiverse. All others laying claim to Cyraxx are gatekeepers and idiots. Gloryhole is the man and the final word and America's Sweetheart™

    • @supersardonic1179
      @supersardonic1179 11 місяців тому

      Let the weens embarrrass themselves. It's more entertainment.

    • @nxmx6ix
      @nxmx6ix 11 місяців тому +13

      Geez, it can't be that bad.

    • @WeepingWillowTree
      @WeepingWillowTree 11 місяців тому

      @@nxmx6ix They will post your information to their community tab, prompting lots of people to harass you. I’m not telling you what to do, but I am warning you on what will happen if they get your info.

    • @Rennes468
      @Rennes468 11 місяців тому +117

      I believe you 100% yet my mind cannot fathom that a troll called William Gloryhole, a troll of a niche internet lolcow, is gatekeeping trolling said lolcow to the degree of doxxing random other people that try to also troll his idk favorite lolcow??! Like who are these people, I get that this cyraxx guy deserves to get the hate he gets but being so majorly invested into trolling makes your own existence seem almost as pathetic as the existence of the lolcow this guy is shitting on. I can't believe people go to these lengths, I feel weird just knowing that I watch videos on these random lolcows, how do people not feel pathetic investing so much of their time into trolling as well as gatekeeping trolling ??!! My mind cannot fathom any of this, anyhow thank you for looking out for other people I guess and sorry for the rant under your informative comment

  • @MolokoMinus
    @MolokoMinus 5 місяців тому +48

    I’ve always been fascinated by people who are delusional and people who lie a lot. Cyraxx is the KING of both.
    I once went through severe Xanax withdrawal due to quitting cold turkey instead of tapering, and for about 5 days, I suffered from some of the most insane delusions and psychosis. I thought my iPad was
    talking to me, I thought I’d left my apartment early in the morning, stole a car belonging to the son of Randy Travis, and that I was on the phone with Milo Yiannopolous while he tracked down and helped capture a serial killer called “The Jack Frost Killer”.
    And STILL, those are NOTHING compared to how delusional Cyraxx is.

    • @paullucente5413
      @paullucente5413 4 місяці тому +4

      Yea I did the same thing and thought I went to Disney with Mike Tyson and had to stop him from beating up security guards then I was back in my house n thought I got dropped off in the yard by a helicopter luckily I was in a new house and had 5 acres so I didn’t run into anyone real but thought there were 5 people under the crawl space and then i thought that my truck was left in a parking lot in New York and I was in Florida so I didn’t drive any where and random people kept showing up at the house so it kept me busy but i didn’t even think it was from the zanex at first i thought it was real then I noticed that I wasn’t sleeping and eating i thought I had to kill myself to reset everything to normal n i would just go to sleep for a year the only thing that kept me from probably doing something stupid was that I had a decent amount of property and the neighbor s didn’t notice me wandering around the yard and then when l saw my truck it was locked and i couldn’t find my keys and I thought who was going to feed my dogs if I had to kill myself to a wake up so every time shit started getting crazy I would lay down and people would be poking tgere head in the room talking to me but the dogs must’ve knew something was wrong and would lay across me and I would just lay there n try to ignore it till family showed up after i wasn’t answering my phone or was saying that I went to New York but would be back at my house and I kept thinking i could have gotten there n back that fast till i realized something was wrong then when I came out of it i seen a video of my self shaking and trying to say words that were made up I’m pretty sure I had a seizure at one point I still remember some of the stuff that happened but my cousin n aunt showed up probably after 6 days that felt like months n took videos of me when they show me now it’s so embarrassing when they say remember this it’s crazy that zanex will do that to you

    • @MolokoMinus
      @MolokoMinus 4 місяці тому

      @@paullucente5413 It’s all horrible. It’s insane how it can take a normal, sane, logical person and just the withdrawals alone can make them believe the most insane shit.
      Even when I tried reasoning with myself, and walking through how ridiculous what I was claiming was, like “How did Milo Yiannopolous get your number? How YOU get HIS? Why isn’t this call in your phone’s call log?”
      I’d brush it off with “Oh, I must have called him through Instagram. Or FaceBook. Or I accidentally deleted the proof from the call log.”

    • @Vase94
      @Vase94 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@paullucente5413Fake story.

    • @Vase94
      @Vase94 3 місяці тому +1

      Fake story 😂😂

    • @TheEvilFX4
      @TheEvilFX4 3 місяці тому +2

      Yeah I've been through benzodiazipine withdrawal (Xanax/Valium) and it does not cause delusions like that. It is almost identical to alcohol withdrawal which, sure, can cause some small delusions or hallucinations, but not the time loss that you described. It just doesn't happen.

  • @dayminder7414
    @dayminder7414 10 місяців тому +507

    He pretended to have a head injury to say he had some sort of power, then started a christian rock band... Cartman?

    • @yeezyflakes
      @yeezyflakes 9 місяців тому +33

      Faith + 1

    • @pierce4026
      @pierce4026 9 місяців тому

      He has that relationship with Marty, he’ll say the most vile anti semetic shit you’ll ever hear then 5 seconds later act like they’re buddies just like cartman and Kyle

    • @Lilmickcrocodiledundee0001
      @Lilmickcrocodiledundee0001 9 місяців тому +4

      🤣🤣

    • @shawnclawson890
      @shawnclawson890 8 місяців тому +7

      Faith Plus One

    • @jimlthor
      @jimlthor 8 місяців тому +26

      I'm gonna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus. Feel his warm salvation all over my face

  • @Audentum
    @Audentum 11 місяців тому +90

    You guys have no idea how deep this Cyraxx rabbit hole goes Rofl

    • @Whowhatsit
      @Whowhatsit 11 місяців тому +21

      We're gunna have quite the surge of normies coming in. Get ready for that one buddy lol.

    • @Audentum
      @Audentum 11 місяців тому +10

      @@Whowhatsit Trust me when I say I've been warning some of the others about this for like a month. I'm ready for it.

    • @Whowhatsit
      @Whowhatsit 11 місяців тому +8

      @@Audentum Yea, I've been expecting this for a few months now and all I can say is there's gunna be a whole lot more a-logging, buddy trolling, and "he's bad but y'all are going to far" comments coming y'all way.

    • @lando8913
      @lando8913 11 місяців тому +2

      ​@@WhowhatsitI was thinking that too.

    • @sleepyproduction7166
      @sleepyproduction7166 11 місяців тому +1

      I’ve seen quite a bit of this guy, never going to seek him out but just videos. And one video that wasn’t even about him, I believe it was a Shane Gillis with Danny brown podcast or vise versa and Danny told Shane about cyrax and said he would mess with him in some kind of chat to keep him busy because he was a bad dude. Maybe it was a fever dream, but you never know with Danny brown.
      Just checked, it was Shane’s podcast, then again when Shane went to Danny’s podcast.

  • @queenoftheinternet
    @queenoftheinternet 11 місяців тому +181

    my favorite cyraxx moment lately definitely has to be when he came back as a catboy vtuber complete with voice changer, his model having its mouth open the entire time

    • @patigelstarberry4302
      @patigelstarberry4302 11 місяців тому +57

      The child model, with the child voice changer, trying to do child mannerisms, playing child games. Horrifying.

    • @frederickdawson2253
      @frederickdawson2253 11 місяців тому +31

      ​@@patigelstarberry4302thank God his mannerisms are too distinct... Hell never get away

    • @packers12to80
      @packers12to80 11 місяців тому +7

      My fav video has to be his whole tax rant😂😂😂

    • @CorpusCacus
      @CorpusCacus 11 місяців тому +5

      The great Christmas freakout from last year is my all-time favorite.

    • @Disc023-ps6le
      @Disc023-ps6le 11 місяців тому +9

      And the. Vtuber things eyes couldn't keep up either 😮♿♿

  • @MissMiaAfroGoddess
    @MissMiaAfroGoddess 2 місяці тому +3

    Cyraxx swag is definitely giving West Virginia Appalachian mountain man banjo guitar solo vibes 🔥🔥🔥

  • @Thatguyswifty
    @Thatguyswifty 11 місяців тому +106

    I WAS THERE live when Marty beat his ass, it was one of the craziest moments of my life. Literally more crazy than some of my own fights. Watching everything brew for months and months all to culminate into that one moment was so so insane. We were all just chilling and then boom… cyrax showed up

    • @dongiovanni-m3i
      @dongiovanni-m3i 11 місяців тому +2

      ?

    • @RemoWilliams1227
      @RemoWilliams1227 11 місяців тому +25

      His squeals when Marty was beating him up, and when he gets arrested, are pure earcandy to me 😂

    • @falconmclenny7284
      @falconmclenny7284 11 місяців тому +12

      ​@@RemoWilliams1227I like the little whimper he makes when the cops ask him if he has shoes.

    • @RemoWilliams1227
      @RemoWilliams1227 11 місяців тому

      @@falconmclenny7284 Eddddd heeelllp!! Call Karen!!

    • @Starfish_Duder
      @Starfish_Duder 11 місяців тому +8

      I was there live too, but I was working while it happened and bursted out laughing so hard. I had to hide my face and laugh in my hands to calm myself down. Also saw last year's Christmas stream live too, that was hilarious 🤣🤣

  • @beardogproductions2215
    @beardogproductions2215 11 місяців тому +153

    My step brother who passed away showed me cyraxx a couple months ago you just made my whole week thank you

    • @Jumahnji
      @Jumahnji 11 місяців тому +19

      Your step bro was a real one. 🙏 ♥️💜♥️ Condolences.

    • @tifKh
      @tifKh 11 місяців тому +13

      I’m so sorry, hang in there okay?

    • @achair7265
      @achair7265 11 місяців тому +9

      Condolences. May he rest in peace and light.

    • @LunarLocust
      @LunarLocust 10 місяців тому +3

      Watching cyraxx killed him, stop while you still can.

    • @sumthingwikked4257
      @sumthingwikked4257 5 місяців тому

      ​@@LunarLocust I'd press charges.

  • @Discipleofthedarkone
    @Discipleofthedarkone 11 місяців тому +106

    I fell asleep about five minutes in after a long day of work and I had the weirdest most disturbing dreams. I woke up halfway through and was very confused, went back to sleep and had even more dreams about domestic abuse and other weird shit. Im back for round two tonight to figure out what my brain just created and what is actually in this video.

    • @luphone2781
      @luphone2781 9 місяців тому +2

      Mood. Been listening to him while calming down for sleep and it has caused some rather peculiar dreams from the usual.

  • @splatninja9447
    @splatninja9447 3 місяці тому +5

    Cyraxx is my hero. Ive never looked at someone and immediately received such a massive confidence boost until today.

  • @Dont.Call.Me.Tall.
    @Dont.Call.Me.Tall. 11 місяців тому +168

    This is an example of internet justice at it's finest. I am glad he is scared to leave his attic and that people are keeping a very close eye on this particular guy.

    • @Tattootin
      @Tattootin 11 місяців тому +3

      True short stack

    • @Cody_4
      @Cody_4 11 місяців тому +4

      I mean, Eh. He’s still online every day trying to lure in children. The attic is his safe space. He needs to be removed from there and held accountable.

    • @Dont.Call.Me.Tall.
      @Dont.Call.Me.Tall. 11 місяців тому

      @@Cody_4 until law enforcement does something other then jotting down notes of him that's the best we can get. I agree.

    • @Cody_4
      @Cody_4 11 місяців тому +2

      @@Dont.Call.Me.Tall. True. ✌️

    • @thatonejoey1847
      @thatonejoey1847 11 місяців тому +3

      @@Cody_4 once Sally dies he is starting a homeless saga, he has no source of income so he can't pay rent.
      In the streets he is freezing to death or getting the revolutionaries handshake if he dares to approach any kid nearby

  • @Psilo-gn1sx
    @Psilo-gn1sx 10 місяців тому +244

    "Generations of unfortunate events have coalesced to bring him forth"
    He's like Griffith, but as hideous as G is beautiful

    • @Kim_YoJong
      @Kim_YoJong 9 місяців тому +12

      Man of culture

    • @nirvanabutnomoreideas6534
      @nirvanabutnomoreideas6534 9 місяців тому +25

      Thank GOD Cyraxx can't get his hands on a behelit. He'd definitely by a Wyald kinda Apostle with Schnoz's height

    • @Grace-tg4oy
      @Grace-tg4oy 8 місяців тому +20

      Berserk AU where everything is the same but Griffith looks like Cyraxx. His dialogue is the same and people still idolize him and see him as beautiful, he's just drawn like that.

    • @sutomuarashi
      @sutomuarashi 8 місяців тому

      someone make this a thing.@@Grace-tg4oy

    • @cptnbustanut
      @cptnbustanut 8 місяців тому +4

      ​@@Grace-tg4oy I'd buy that

  • @TheBuzzboy12
    @TheBuzzboy12 11 місяців тому +597

    As a person who worked with people of similar nature (I was a peer tutor), his behavior seems very similar to the kids I would work with. The constant lying, girlfriends and etc, just to seem cool and fit in not realizing the damage they’re doing to themselves just by going with “anything” that will make them look good regardless of how exasperated it is. The music thing gives me that vibe, I knew kids who were like truly convinced they were fictional characters (like Leon Kennedy or eren Yeager) and how those around them just kinda keep letting them live the delusion and continued behavior because it’s easier than trying to actually help or correct their behavior.

    • @fackynaxicht8603
      @fackynaxicht8603 11 місяців тому +10

      usually some mishaps happening during hunting season...in my community every year.

    • @sonicboomers122
      @sonicboomers122 11 місяців тому +32

      American Chuunibyou

    • @StrawHatDav
      @StrawHatDav 11 місяців тому +36

      Who thinks theyre eren yeager? 💀

    • @sparrowanon
      @sparrowanon 11 місяців тому +35

      @@StrawHatDav"literally me"

    • @towerstem8984
      @towerstem8984 11 місяців тому +65

      I will never forget my junior year in HS, where I shared a History class with a high functioning autistic kid who was well known for being overly disruptive. First day, our overqualified teacher approached him and firmly, but calmly told him he wouldn't treat him with kid gloves if he distracts from the lessons. Girls would try and tempt him to act out, but he clearly respected/feared the repercussions. Obviously mental issues exist, but I think a bit of pushback against their delusions is necessary.

  • @Deletirium
    @Deletirium 2 місяці тому +3

    "Anthropologically speaking, it's fascinating to see a guy act out what's tantamount to a cargo cult..."
    And that's why I subscribe.

  • @Renkencen
    @Renkencen 11 місяців тому +106

    I loved how this dude constantly keep changing his career or dream profession but not put alot of effort or stick enough to be good at it or make a career out of it!

    • @Vulhala
      @Vulhala 11 місяців тому

      You shut your whore mouth! That's the fucking Drift King you're talking about!

    • @MadmanDKDK
      @MadmanDKDK 11 місяців тому +2

      He doesn't do much in terms of musical claims anymore.
      I did come along when he was making claims about his guitar abilities, yet he never could form even a basic power chord, and the guitar was so badly out of tune it would be impossible to play anything on that guitar.
      He has also made claims that he is an audio engineer just because he can add distortion, and all kinds of basic effects to his "vocal" (Yet he claims he does it all with his voice and not a effect simulation on his PC.)
      He clearly has some form of ego-mania narcissism and all the other crap, he really should be in a home with professionals able to take care of him and make sure he is medicated, specially with him abusing and physically hurting Sally.

  • @blinkspot2667
    @blinkspot2667 11 місяців тому +33

    Thanks for covering this freak. He is an absolute psycho and a monster that needs to be held accountable for his actions.

  • @an_wobbly
    @an_wobbly 10 місяців тому +476

    Cyraxx has prey eyes, giving him a wide field of vision.

    • @NegotiableHemingway
      @NegotiableHemingway 8 місяців тому +16

      But damn can he dance!

    • @left-2-write28
      @left-2-write28 8 місяців тому +17

      I JUST CHOKED ON MY DRINK

    • @419buckeye7
      @419buckeye7 8 місяців тому +9

      One eye is blind though

    • @stezzy2.016
      @stezzy2.016 8 місяців тому +32

      Prey eyes on a predator is a funny thought

    • @TygerHillis
      @TygerHillis 7 місяців тому +4

      Surprised he doesn’t have predator eyes

  • @LiilYogurt
    @LiilYogurt 2 місяці тому +4

    we're lucky Chris Chan and Cyraxx never teamed up. Chris' driving abilities paired with Cyraxx' rizz, no woman would be safe, no matter where they are

  • @SakuraAsranArt
    @SakuraAsranArt 11 місяців тому +213

    I worked with in disability and mental health services and there's always a 'Cyraxx' (sometimes more than one). They're intellectually challenged but functional enough to live in the community but for some reason have been lied to by the people around them telling them that they're far more capable than they actually are. I guess they think they're being kind but giving someone unrealistic expectations of their abilities when they don't have the critical thinking skills to question it isn't doing them any favors. You just end up with someone like Cyraxx or Chris Chan who are completely delusional about their talents.
    TL;DR If you convince the kid next door with Downs that he can totally be an astronaut when he grows up, you're an arsehole!

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean 11 місяців тому +32

      Yeeeaaahhh no, those people are not anything like Cyraxx. Telling someone with Down's that they can be an astronaut is nothing like the nauseating miasma of narcissism, hostility, delusional tendencies, predatory behavior, pure cringe, and Dunning-Kruger Effect that is Cyraxx.

    • @thehuman2cs715
      @thehuman2cs715 11 місяців тому +18

      ​@@AllofJudeabro just compared disability to skin color 💀

    • @Rammstein0963.
      @Rammstein0963. 11 місяців тому +13

      He IS right though, lowering standards for anyone by virtue of racial background does them no favor, it only brings resentment.

    • @darkside7802
      @darkside7802 11 місяців тому +1

      You have no clue what is going on. He isn’t at all mentally challenged. Not one bit. You have no idea what’s going on. Neither does Tom. He ruined this documentary. Horribly. He made Cyrax look like a victim.

    • @bacicinvatteneaca
      @bacicinvatteneaca 11 місяців тому

      Except that we literally know for a fact that it's a self perpetuating cycle that needs to b broken somehow.

  • @stevemac6707
    @stevemac6707 11 місяців тому +183

    I went from feeling sorry for him, then thinking he was hilarious with constant threats to quit the 'music' business, then quickly on to disgust and hate. That video was a rabbit hole I didn't think I was going to find my way out of, when I reached the end I felt like I needed to take a gulp of fresh air. Whatever problems he has, he obviously has no interest in actually addressing them and I genuinely hope he's locked up before he gets his stinking hands on some kid. That was the hardest 2 hours of watching something ever, I am honestly impressed you managed to managed to process all that madness into one video that managed to explain it all quite so well.

    • @starblade1
      @starblade1 10 місяців тому +16

      Yeah what he did was absolutely horrible, but part of me still feels sorry for him. I think people like this just arent conntected to reality and it really does seem like he has no concept of the consequences of his actions. Like i said, absolutely horroble behavior, but i think he should just be institutionalized, not put in jail. I hate the way our system works, there's far too many people who are just a danger to themselves and others, and aren't taken seriously until they do something horrible (usually murder or violence, unfortunately the justice system doesnt seem to punish child preds near harshly as much as they should) shit just sucks all around, idek what to say besides these people who are obviously insane arent dealt with correctly until something terrible happens.

    • @stevemac6707
      @stevemac6707 10 місяців тому +4

      @@starblade1 Yeah I totally get where you are coming from, it's a big part of why I felt as sorry for him as I did to start with. The whole contacting minor's thing though, his trying to cover it up afterwards says to me that he is well aware of what he is doing, knows that it's extremely wrong and yet still persists even after being caught & confronted on it previously. I totally agree that far too often these offences are not taken seriously enough until it escalates into something really serious. As far as I am concerned the first time anything happens they should be put away and made to work on those urges, if at any point it's shown they either can't or are simply not willing to address those urges then they should be locked up for life or supervised in such a way that they just don't get a chance to ever try it again. That said I also understand that would be extremely difficult to do without just locking them up.

    • @boondogglet132
      @boondogglet132 10 місяців тому +6

      my thoughts exactly, it just kept getting more and more worse and as of right now im only 35 minutes in.

    • @CFAPA
      @CFAPA 10 місяців тому +3

      Pipe down

    • @stevemac6707
      @stevemac6707 10 місяців тому +3

      @@CFAPA Or what? How about just not reading or commenting - that way you will seemingly be happier and I too will be, by not have to contend with that fantastic wit of yours. Win, win all round.

  • @ItWatchesWithoutEyes
    @ItWatchesWithoutEyes 11 місяців тому +183

    Bruh the cat having "Cyraxx Syndrome of the eyes" was so out of pocket 😂

  • @mattdavison284
    @mattdavison284 7 місяців тому +5

    “Near the end the dehydration, AND GENERAL LACK OF MENTAL FACULTIES, starts getting to him..” 🤣😆👍

  • @stavage7342
    @stavage7342 11 місяців тому +137

    I can always count on channels like this to give me a 2 hour video essay detailing the life of a person ive never heard of. Good stuff 👌

  • @jameswatts2003
    @jameswatts2003 11 місяців тому +165

    Hard to believe this guy lives 45 minutes from me. Gives me chills.

    • @Spacecoreinspace
      @Spacecoreinspace 10 місяців тому +42

      invest in a billboard warning people about the goblin

    • @Propane_Acccessories
      @Propane_Acccessories 10 місяців тому +51

      That's still far enough to where you probably have a different water supply. So you are drinking different water and breathing different air. That counts for something

    • @Weepingwillowtree98
      @Weepingwillowtree98 10 місяців тому +2

      Better warn people not to be rude

    • @bakedcrystal915
      @bakedcrystal915 9 місяців тому +4

      There’s people like this living everywhere, this guy just became a niche internet anti celebrity over it

    • @Weepingwillowtree98
      @Weepingwillowtree98 9 місяців тому

      @@bakedcrystal915 fr

  • @couldntcarelessthough
    @couldntcarelessthough 11 місяців тому +82

    chance has been one of the finest horrorcows around these past years, truely someone you love to hate

  • @tommypines1039
    @tommypines1039 4 місяці тому +4

    He literally never stops producing yall legend.

  • @TheRioJesus
    @TheRioJesus 11 місяців тому +275

    Worth mentioning that Cyraxx assaulted Music Biz Marty, and that Marty was simply defending himself.

    • @jeremyknight9980
      @jeremyknight9980 11 місяців тому +35

      Then he lied by saying he "ran up to Marty to try to get out of the way" and claim Marty was trying to kill him.
      How do you run up to someone to get out of the way? he can't lie to save his life.

    • @CaptainMonotone448
      @CaptainMonotone448 11 місяців тому +24

      ​@@jeremyknight9980 "I was not raising my fist! I was pulling my sleeve up!" (was wearing a t-shirt)

    • @umaieirian
      @umaieirian 11 місяців тому +12

      Don’t forget he walked from his house to the Airbnb Marty was at to fight that man🤣 even made the first swing Marty was just standing there until Cyraxx swung on him

    • @basicbits6244
      @basicbits6244 11 місяців тому

      In the Tibbz inteview he said he had his arms raised and was intending to strike Marty with them.

    • @shwnholroydful
      @shwnholroydful 11 місяців тому +3

      Death rattle.

  • @Dj.MODÆO
    @Dj.MODÆO 11 місяців тому +336

    Cyraxx is the only person you can accurately judge just by his exterior

    • @dumbfoundedkiryu9468
      @dumbfoundedkiryu9468 11 місяців тому

      He's like the ultimate caricature of a peedoh

    • @mattyrolph8429
      @mattyrolph8429 11 місяців тому +10

      Agreed! He is one example of the cover matching the story inside. Unfortunately, he is able to use it to garner pity from poor, unsuspecting folks. If he were less unique looking he wouldn't be able to get away with much of what he has.

    • @anasevi9456
      @anasevi9456 11 місяців тому +5

      Long noticed a some disturbingly unattractive, but otherwise able bodied people embraced the genetic cards dealt to them by donning acrid personalities and habits to match the exterior. But Cyraxx by far takes the cake of that lot.

    • @user-fj4ih2uk9o
      @user-fj4ih2uk9o 11 місяців тому +3

      ​@@anasevi9456what's the incentive not to

    • @Dogman262
      @Dogman262 11 місяців тому

      yeah i doubt it

  • @Kyletheguyle
    @Kyletheguyle 11 місяців тому +260

    Those who feel bad for this scum.. becoming his friend will only put you in danger as the trolls are looking for his friends and Chance WILL shout out every friend he makes. Just a little warning from someone who understands how this community works. Being Chance's friend will only bring unpaid for pizza and scrappers. Chance deserves no friends because he uses them as meat shields or spank bank material even if you're a minor..

    • @manoftherainshorts9075
      @manoftherainshorts9075 11 місяців тому +3

      What if you're from another country?

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean 11 місяців тому +37

      ​@@manoftherainshorts9075 What's that got to do with it? No one should contact him, from anywhere, ever. Raxx legitimately does not understand his "friends" are all trolls. Every time someone gets all chummy with him, he takes it as confirmation that he's the good guy, fueling his victim complex and main character syndrome, and then he redoubles his efforts to groom a child.
      No one has ever gotten any new information out of him, no one has ever gained clout through him, and no one's ever gotten away with it. The buddy trolls all become lolcows themselves, and rightly so.
      Nothing good ever comes from buddy trolling him, and it makes me angry that so many people still try anyway.

    • @nxmx6ix
      @nxmx6ix 11 місяців тому +18

      ​@@WobblesandBeanFascinating. It's like he's a walking and talking paradox. An anomaly so detached from common sense.

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean 11 місяців тому +11

      ​@@nxmx6ixYup. It's baffling, isn't it? I've never seen anyone so divorced from reality.

    • @nxmx6ix
      @nxmx6ix 11 місяців тому +6

      @@WobblesandBean He really is something else.

  • @RachaelCastaigne
    @RachaelCastaigne 26 днів тому +3

    Out of all the ludicrous stuff Cyraxx has done, and all the wacky crap shown in this awesome video, why is it the badly edited Google Hangouts image with his face in the corner that absolutely sent me 😂😂

  • @lucho6883
    @lucho6883 11 місяців тому +57

    "I used to think my life was a tragedy. Now I realize, it is a skull-scratcher comedy" - Cyrax

  • @HouseOfDar
    @HouseOfDar 11 місяців тому +85

    Thank you for making this video. I've been following Chance for a year, and his bad behavior always gets rewarded, I'm glad your video will show people why he need to be stopped.

    • @crypticscrutiny1153
      @crypticscrutiny1153 11 місяців тому +1

      Unfortunately I think pieces like this further stoke the interest in figures like this.

    • @JamesWagner-vv9iz
      @JamesWagner-vv9iz 11 місяців тому

      I felt as if it had transphobia

  • @scoutscoodles
    @scoutscoodles 11 місяців тому +45

    The fact this guy's former friends and family members are willing to do interviews is so interesting.

    • @Muniaczek90
      @Muniaczek90 11 місяців тому +9

      And all of them are exposing him for his lies and delusions 😅

    • @AndySabola11
      @AndySabola11 11 місяців тому +5

      All of his friends and family members (barring his grandma) are also 'former'. Says something about Cyraxx's personality.

    • @thatonejoey1847
      @thatonejoey1847 11 місяців тому +4

      @@AndySabola11 Gordon was the dad that stepped up and realised he wasn't built for this level of horrorcow

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean 11 місяців тому +4

      ​@@AndySabola11 Sally is a strange one. I genuinely can't tell if she enables that *_thing_* out of genuine love and affection, over a sense of guilt for being his dad's mother or cuz his mom got barbecued, or if she's got some bizarro, incestish version of Stockholm syndrome.
      Either way, the goblin is never going to truly be held accountable until Sally's gone, and given his escalating violence towards her lately, I'd say it's even odds he's going to directly cause her to become past tense.

    • @Dpurple28
      @Dpurple28 11 місяців тому +2

      Anything for a little bit of clout these days!!! The youth these days are lost!!!!

  • @mattdavison284
    @mattdavison284 7 місяців тому +39

    I’m a recovering addict, you can say life has thrown my a few curveballs, but every time I get down I just think about people like this and realize how good I really have it 😆😆😆🤷‍♂️

    • @r.b.rozier9692
      @r.b.rozier9692 7 місяців тому +5

      #samepageclub

    • @TuriyanGold
      @TuriyanGold 5 місяців тому +1

      Its lonely at the top🤣😂

    • @Deletirium
      @Deletirium 2 місяці тому

      Yup- between this kind of stuff and everybody Alex Rosen catches, I feel just dandy about my problems. Lol.

  • @MachinaInc
    @MachinaInc 11 місяців тому +90

    Can't believe Cyraxx is being covered on a big channel, been waiting to see this for awhile now.

    • @egghgfe6116
      @egghgfe6116 11 місяців тому +1

      Turkey Tom has covered a few of the major lolcows I.E Chris-chan, DSP, Daniel Larson etc.. guess it was cyraxx's turn.

    • @egghgfe6116
      @egghgfe6116 11 місяців тому +1

      @BaneOfPhillipBurnellfwiw the dsp one wasn't that bad imo, haven't seen the others yet so can't say anything about them. And I don't know enough about chance to verify anything in this one.

    • @ernie312
      @ernie312 11 місяців тому

      Wish he would've at least tried to be accurate

  • @balaran4349
    @balaran4349 11 місяців тому +352

    Dude the Asmongolds long lost twin had me laughing so hard.

    • @tecsmith_info
      @tecsmith_info 11 місяців тому +17

      same lmao

    • @Mewdo45
      @Mewdo45 11 місяців тому +18

      Crack is a hell of a drug

    • @ereviscale3966
      @ereviscale3966 11 місяців тому +9

      I can't believe he would stoop so low as to attack children

    • @manhathaway
      @manhathaway 11 місяців тому +27

      ​@@ereviscale3966you have to go low to attack children. Bc they're short.

    • @diggles28
      @diggles28 11 місяців тому

      I was typing something similar out in comments when he literally said it in the video. I'm sleep.

  • @kalpurnea
    @kalpurnea 11 місяців тому +125

    I’ve been keeping up with Cyrax for years. I’ve come to realize Chance is one of the most dangerous lolcows. He’s violent and delusional. He takes no accountability ability for his actions. He takes no responsibility for what happened to Blind Billy or beating up Sally. There’s numerous other instances, like the amount of times he’s cheated on his online girlfriends, sending nudes to what he thinks is minors, & so much more. Huge rabbit hole. He’s a lot different compared to the average lolcow like Chris Chan, who’s pretty much harmless besides the whole Barb situation. One thing they all have in common is their incomprehension of reality.

    • @Kavilion
      @Kavilion 11 місяців тому

      When Kate pretended to be 14, he sent nudes to her the first day. When he realized he’d been totally busted, he tried to contract the murder of her and her kids. He is genuinely dangerous to women and children and belongs in prison.

    • @apotheosis00
      @apotheosis00 11 місяців тому +8

      Whenever I reference Cyrax to people I always telegraph with 'horrorcow,' because it's not just laughs with him. I don't put it beyond him following in his father's footsteps.

    • @cody1482
      @cody1482 11 місяців тому +3

      The barb situation might have been a delusion because all charges have been dropped against Chris Chan

    • @Dracon7601
      @Dracon7601 11 місяців тому +2

      ​@@cody1482Not exactly it's more he was sent to jail for a year and a bit before any trial and the judge didn't know what to do with Chris chan when it came to trial since it's pretty clear that Chris chan is insane so they just put them in a hostel.

    • @cody1482
      @cody1482 11 місяців тому +1

      @@Dracon7601 could be. Hard to get cooperation from the victim too when they have dementia, and Chris not being a beacon of mental health in his own right.
      Edit: I don't think he's in a hospital though. Last I saw he was a free man.

  • @werebuffalo
    @werebuffalo 6 місяців тому +19

    Thanks for this. I had always been Cyraxx-curious. Thanks to your very thorough and well put together video, I no longer am. The loss of 2 hours of my life is worth not wasting any more time on anything Cyrax-related.
    Thanks for the excellent work!

    • @Chinchilla2310
      @Chinchilla2310 5 місяців тому +3

      Cyraxx-curious? Honey, I’m a little Cyraxx-furious!

    • @1366Erik
      @1366Erik 4 місяці тому

      ​@@Chinchilla2310I'm hella Cy-Curious

  • @a-ghost-named-Anna
    @a-ghost-named-Anna 10 місяців тому +723

    The fact that he stayed in high school until he was 23 is so funny to me. Like why did they let him stay?! 💀

    • @sheevikhanik
      @sheevikhanik 9 місяців тому

      I think that’s the cutoff for the special needs kids where they can’t be there any more if I’m not wrong

    • @krisf4969
      @krisf4969 9 місяців тому +209

      We do that here in Sweden too but only for blacks and arabs, it's funny from a distance but not so much for the schoolmates they try to grape..

    • @emilyhubbard137
      @emilyhubbard137 9 місяців тому +250

      @@krisf4969 what an odd thing to say

    • @krisf4969
      @krisf4969 9 місяців тому +100

      @emilyhubbard137 It may seem fun from a distance, but in reality it never ends well putting regarded adults in school with children. They get bullied and often can't stop themselves from attacking the kids.

    • @methanebatz
      @methanebatz 9 місяців тому

      ​@@krisf4969 least racist person in Sweden lmao